Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008) s01e06 Episode Script

(munching) Fruit by the foot fun.
Announcer: This week On "singing with the bars" season 4.
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Then get a chance to win A beatles rock band prize pack At snapcracklepop.
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And while you're there, Find out what happened to pop.
Ca and while you're there, - The beauty of nature.
[thud.]
- [whinnies.]
- aah! [grunts.]
- [man laughing.]
- It's black manta! He's stolen an armored car! - Mind if I borrow your horse, officer? - [whinnies.]
- aah! - And I'm going to need the spider, too.
- [whinnies.]
- Thank you.
- [groans.]
- Nothing can stop me now.
- No matter how many times we work together, b'b'na beast, I'll never get your power.
- What's there to get? I take the best parts of 2 different things To make one unstoppable force.
Just watch me.
- [screams and grunts.]
I need something with a little more bite.
[feathers rustle.]
What do you think of my powers now? - They're unorthodox, b'wana beast, But quite useful in the fight against crime.
- [growls.]
- [whinnies.]
- [thinks.]
and incredibly gross.
by warner bros.
Animation (spacecraft engines rumbling) (lasers firing) (light sabre opening, pulsing) (wookie roaring) May the fun be with you.
Now there's one "star wars: Clone wars" Fingerboard in your mcdonald's happy meal.
( ) (engines revving) Boy: (imitating race car) (crowd cheering) Boy: At mcdonald's, It's okay to have fun with your food.
It's your happy meal.
( ) It's your happy meal.
[thudding.]
- [men grunting.]
- You reach, I teach.
- [grunts.]
- What's the matter? Too slow? [grunts.]
- [thinking.]
wildcat taught me how to box When I was just starting out.
- [both grunting.]
- [thinks.]
but he's still surprisingly tough for his age.
[exhales.]
thanks for the workout.
- You'll learn the ropes one day, kid.
Just keep them hands up.
[humming.]
- You know, it's a bad idea to eat raw eggs.
[whirring.]
- [no audio.]
- What's that, bats? You want a glass? Tiger tonic is a wildcat trademark.
Fills you with vim and vigor.
Drink up.
- Uh, thanks.
- [gulping.]
- Well, I guess I'd better get out of your way.
I'm sure you've got a busy day of boxing lessons ahead.
- Ahh.
No more sparring today.
Or for the rest of the week.
Seems like no one wants to knock gloves with the wild man anymore.
- Maybe it's good for you to have some time off, Especially after the heart scare.
- Again with the retirement talk? You know, my ticker's in tip-top shape.
That was nothin' but some heartburn, Hot sauce in the tiger tonic.
There's still too much fight left in this old body For me to hang up the gloves.
[beeping.]
- Now, what do you say we go crack some skulls? - Get in.
- Do I look like I need a chauffeur? I'll take my own wheels, thanks.
- [thinking.]
wildcat is a hero from a bygone era.
And he's waging a war against an enemy he can't beat-- Time.
- [people screaming.]
- You flock like mindless drones To the mannequins in magazines That tell you how to dress and think, But you shun outsiders who don't fit your social cliques? This is a culture of garbage, And we're here to clean it up.
- Hoo-hoo-hoo! Cookies! I know, I know.
Less eating, more smashing.
Sorry, katana.
- [gasps.]
[metal groans.]
- Kids? - Not kids, wildcat.
Outsiders.
- You know these rabble-rousers? - Oh, yeah, gramps.
Bats has been trying to stop us for weeks.
But we keep slipping away.
- Gramps?! - Careful, wildcat.
- I can take care of myself! Question is, who's been taking care of you guys? - [grunts.]
Tell me, black lightning, How many more malls and music stores Are the outsiders going to destroy before it's over? - As many as it takes until our message gets through.
[grunts.]
- I get it.
No one hates the mall more than me.
But did you ever consider putting your energies into something constructive, Like knee-bends and jumping jacks? [grunts.]
- [grunts.]
- [grunts.]
Huh? [grunts.]
- [grunts.]
- [both grunt.]
- Gotcha! Maybe now, I can shake some sense into you.
- [grunts.]
(high energy ) (corn pops rattling) ( ) (piano notes) ( ) (barking) ( ) I can teleport! Uh-oh! Me swirled charms! Marshmallow power, teleport! Whew! Whoops! (chomp) Get him! Swirled lucky charms, part of a good breakfast.
They're magically delicious! Swirled lucky charms, part of a good breakfast.
- [grunts.]
- [sputters.]
He got in my mouth.
- [both screaming.]
[both grunt.]
- Ohh Give a guy a little warning before you do that? - Sorry, metamorpho.
Let's go! - [groans.]
- Stick the jab.
Duck and cover.
Chin down.
- You're hurt, wildcat.
You need to rest here.
I'm going after them myself.
[beeping.]
- Don't look so surprised.
It's going to take a whole lot more than a little static shock To slow this old man down.
That fancy-dancy batmobile, And it's not even going to be able to fit down there.
That's why I keep my ride lean and mean.
I'll take it from here, rookie.
Show-off.
- Uh-oh.
- Get us out of here, metamorpho.
- Everyone's got the superpowers these days.
I remember when a tough jaw and a solid uppercut Was all you needed to fight crime.
[horn blows.]
- Talk about wrong side of the tracks.
You kids are going to get yourselves killed down here.
- Funny.
Down here is the only place we feel safe, old dude.
- [growls.]
- Isn't that toy a little big for you? Guess you're not much of a talker.
- 'cause she's got nothin' to say to you! - [grunts.]
- [both grunting.]
- Heh.
Same old trick again? Hyah! Problem now is you're just a big ol' paperweight.
[horn honks.]
- Move it, kid! - [groans.]
- You could have killed yourself.
What were you thinking? - You mean, what was I thinking, Trying to save a kid from being creamed by a traia? You would have done the same.
[beeping.]
- You and your gizmos.
Come on.
We should be on the chase, Not playing mad scientist.
- You know, nowadays, there's more to fighting crime Than a thick skull and fists.
And I wouldn't need to track them with gizmos If I didn't have to bail you out while they got away.
Twice.
- And who says I needed you to bail me out? You know, I've been doing this since you were in bat diapers, And I've gotten along just fine.
- You're right.
You have been doing this a long time.
Maybe too long.
- Slug's not going to be happy about this.
You want to tell himim the bad news? - Oh, no, man.
I pass.
You know he scares me.
- And I guess you're not feeling particularly chatty.
Fine.
I'll do it.
[beeping.]
- About time you showed up.
Did you lay waste to that gross spectacle of commerce and wealth, Like I told you? - Yes, but-- - excellent.
Did you see how dark it is up there? Did you feel their hate? They despise each and every one of you.
But who took you in? - You did, sir.
But-- - Yes, and when no one else would, Not because I need you, But because I care.
- And we're grateful for that.
But I I ve to tell you that we were Followed here.
- Intruders! Ugh! [pants.]
We can't afford to lose our special community.
You know what we must do.
- Maybe we can just scare them away instead.
- And what, Risk losing everything we've built down here? This is the only place any of us has Where we're not freaks.
- Toxic waste.
Touching that stuff could cause mutations or worse.
- Who could live like this? - [squeaks.]
- No wonder these kids have been acting out.
- Wildcat, wait! [clanking.]
- [grunts.]
- [both coughing.]
- Gas! - [grunts.]
- [snarling.]
- Rise and shine, oppressors.
We don't appreciate surface-dwellers down here, Least of all those who seek to disrupt our cheerful little world.
- Stop pretending you're some benevolent monarch.
You're just a bottom feeder who's manipulating children.
- Lies! You are the criminal, batman, And you won't escape your punishment.
- This is my fault.
The world's changed around me, And I'm still the same as I've always been-- All fists, no brains.
You were right.
I should have retired a long time ago.
- If I wanted you to retire, it's because you've been like a father to me, Anand I didn't want to lose another one.
- Well, maybe it's time for one final lesson.
Hey, soft man! Think you can hurry things up? I don't want to look at your ugly mug Any longer than I have to.
- Are you talking to me, you decrepit sack of bones? - Yeah, , m talking to you.
- Wildcat, what are you doing? - Tell me, how do you stand to look in the mirror every morning? If I saw that face staring back at me, I'd have nightmares! - Shut up.
Shut up! - Make me, freak.
- Release him.
- Don't do it, wildcat.
- What good are 9 lives if you don't use 'em? - You were better off with the turtles.
- [turtles keening.]
- But there's no need to keep my pets hungry.
- [grunts.]
- [roaring.]
- [grunts.]
- Batman! [grunts.]
[laughs.]
come on! I'm a boxer, not a kitten.
Give me what you've got! - [growls.]
[both grunting.]
- I'll pound you into dust! - I better turn up my hearing aid, 'cause all I can hear is you sucking wind.
- [growls.]
- [grunts.]
- [turtle e growling and snarling.]
- [grunts.]
- [growls.]
- [grunting.]
- [growls.]
- [slug and wildcat grunting.]
- This is a boxing match, not patty cake.
Step it up, lunchbox! - [growls.]
I'll[grunts.]
show you [panting.]
box You-- [grunts and groans.]
- Losing your wind? Need a little rest? Then maybe you should take a nap.
- [both grunting.]
- [groans.]
- Ok, you sweaty meatball.
It's time to clean this place up, One piece of trash at a time.
[grunts.]
[bubbling.]
- You kids don't have to live down here Rotting in the garbage and stewing in your own anger.
- You're going to tell us how we can live? You have no idea what it's like to be an outsider.
- That's where you're wrong.
Growing up, I was an outsider, like you, A nobody from a bad neighborhood.
Got beat up every day, twice on sundays.
I could have gone down a darker road.
But instead, I found the ring, Put the gloves on, and never looked back.
Think a bunch of rag-tags like you could learn a thing or two From an old timer like me? - [both grunt.]
- [grunts.]
Why haven't you destroyed them? Traitors! Ingrates! Freaks, all of you! [growls and grunts.]
- We're not freaks, slug.
We're outsiders! [grunts.]
- [screams.]
[growls.]
- [screams and grunts.]
- [grunts.]
- Wait f-- ahh! [heartbeat pounds.]
oh, no.
Ohh.
Not now.
Ohh.
Oh.
- [roaring.]
[growls.]
[snarls.]
[growls.]
[grunts.]
Ooh.
- [yells.]
- [grunting.]
[exhales.]
- Good riddance.
Batman: Wildcat? Wildcat! - Batman! What is it? - It's his heart.
Be calm.
- Ok.
Listen to me carefully.
You know I hate to repeat myself.
Metamorpho, his lungs need oxygen.
Black lightning, Let's see if we can't give this jalopy a jump-start.
Everyone, clear.
Again.
Clear.
- Come on.
Wake up, dude! - [coughs.]
Don't worry, son.
Ohh.
Still got about 4 lives left.
And who are you callin' a jalopy? [grunts.]
that's it, kid.
Stick the jab.
Chin down.
[indistinct.]
- [grunting.]
- [laughs.]
this is the best milkshake ever! Yo, katana, have you tried this? It's got fish and bananas in it! [sizzles.]
- [thinking.]
with wildcat's help, who knows.
Maybe these outsiders have the makings of something bigger.
- [grunting.]
- come on! Let me have it! - [grunts.]
[thuds.]
- Oof! Ugh.
Good--good swing, son.
by warner bros.
Animation Captioned by the national who are you to challenge the Might of ssserpent? ben: I'm a deputized agent of The plumbers.
You're breaking your parole.
and you think you possess the Power to ssstop me? ben: Yep.
Kinda do.
four arms: Four arms! Oh.
Didn't even know that was still In there.
you will be my evening snack.
four arms: Nope.
Strike two.
[ grunting .]
We appear to be at sssomething Of a ssstandoff.
four arms: I don't really "sssee" it that way.
[ raspy voice .]
I'd like to Go home nowPlease-se-se.
I know I'm right for the first time in my life that's why I tell you you'd better be home soon that's why I tell you you'd better be home soon