Battle Through the Heavens (2017) s01e06 Episode Script

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Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
EPISODE 6 - Ya Fei
Xiao Yan!
Prepare to die!
Now this is getting exciting!
Your opponent's strength has been increased
by the Qi Boosting Pill
but if you can overcome this challenge,
then you'll be ready to face future obstacles!
Xiao Ning's arm is broken!
Xiao Yan, you were too rough!
Xiao Ning is the one who broke the rules
by taking a banned substance.
Guards, take him away!
He's suspended for three months.
What?!
If Xiao Yan didn't stop him,
he would have lost his life!
Xiao Yan wins this battle!
Brother Xiao Yan.
Master, I really did it!
Heh heh, you should be thanking Xiao Ning.
You wouldn't have achieved this
if he hadn't been so reckless.
An 8th-stage Dou Zhi in just a year!
What the hell is going on?!
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
If things go on like this
-If things go on like this
not only will we fail to destroy the Xiao Family,
but they will destroy us instead.
But father, don't worry, I have a plan.
Tell me already!
Lord Liu Xi,
I've been expecting you.
Follow me, my little beauty.
Oh just look at your soft skin.
--Don't be like that.
This is Liu Xi, the Alchemist.
Lord Liu, let me introduce you
to my father, Jia Lie Bi.
I've heard so much about you, Lord Liu Xi.
Come here, come here.
Cut the formalities.
I just want one thing.
Give me enough women to play with.
If you do that
I'll destroy the Xiao Family
in a matter of minutes.
Don't you think so, my beauties?
Lord Liu speaks the truth.
Father, we can't attack them openly
while they're connected to the Yun Lan Sect.
But we also can't delay things
and let Xiao Yan get stronger.
If that happens, even when they split with the Yun Lan Sect,
we'll no longer have the upper hand.
Xiao Yan is progressing quickly,
and is using non-Xiao Family Fighting Techniques.
Also, he has been buying rare herbs
in the market for some time now.
I suspect there is an Alchemist helping him.
So why not hire an Alchemist as well?
If we defeat Xiao Yan's Alchemist
then we'll have the advantage again.
Victory is guaranteed!
Besides, my master is a Tier-4 Alchemist.
Why worry when you have
the support of such a strong person?
Now hurry along and
get me more beautiful women.
In that case Lord Liu Xi,
we're grateful for your help.
By the way, what kind of women does Lord Liu Xi like?
I heard that there is a woman by the name of Ya Fei
in Wu Tan City, who is an absolute goddess.
Please bring her to me!
Fulfill your part, and she'll be yours.
Incinerating Flame?
Is this really the best fire-attribute Qi Method the Xiao Family has?
But it's only a Huang-ranked technique.
What happens if it no longer suits you when you get stronger?
Forget about this Qi Method.
Once you are a Dou Zhe, I'll be able to
show you some really good stuff!
I've got it sorted, so please don't worry.
OK, I've the utmost
faith in you, Brother Xiao Yan.
Brother Xiao Yan, have you noticed?
Today seems to be different from normal.
It does seem a bit strange.
Excuse me, Sir!
Third Young Master, and Miss Xun'er.
What's going on today?
No one's doing business.
It's not that they don't want to,
it's just that business is hard lately.
-Why's that?
The Jia Lie's Market has launched a
large number of rejuvenating elixirs at a low price.
Everyone is flocking over there!
Many businesses have
moved there to make ends meet.
If this keeps up, I'm afraid
the Xiao Family Market is finished.
Don't panic, I have an idea!
Judging by these herbs, is Mr. Lao
planning to make Blood Clotting Powder?
Very perceptive!
It seems you want to compete
with the Jia Lie's rejuvenating elixir.
It is a rule of our Auction House
to not get involved in any disputes.
I'm afraid you'll have to
find another way to get these herbs.
I cannot help you with this matter.
I'm doing this for the Xiao Family.
Who's there?!
And how dare you target me!?
-Careful!
Move over please.
No! N-No!!
Who are you, and why are you here?!
How dare you attack the Mite'er family?!
I-It's Lord Liu Xi.
He got impatient
so he sent us here to take you to him.
What in the world for?
To play with and then escort you back.
Get out!
Get the hell out, all of you!
Go, go, go, let's go!
You've got a lot of guts.
The Auction House always puts business first.
It's best not to worry of such trivial matters.
Excuse me for asking,
but why are you helping the Xiao Family?
I want to repay them
for their kindness.
If that's the case,
then I'd like to help.
However
in return, I would like to see your face.
I never thought it'd be you.
Master Xiao, you really are full of surprises.
Please keep my secret.
Damn that Liu Xi!
How dare he go after Ya Fei without telling us?!
What will happen to us if we offended Mite'er Auction House?!
How will we buy our herbs?!
Father, don't worry.
We've just heard from the Mite'er Auction House.
Ya Fei will still supply the herbs.
But
But what?!
But the price will go up by five times.
Five times?!
That's highway robbery!!
It's already a blessing that Ya Fei hasn't
broken ties with us after what Liu Xi has done.
But Father, we don't have that kind of money right now.
Ya Fei sent someone to tell us that
we only have two days to pay up.
Even if it was 50 times, we must still agree,
just so we can take down the Xiao Family!
Quickly give her everything we have!
We'll take all the herbs the Auction House has!
Let's see how the Xiao Family will compete with us then!
Yes, sir.
What are you waiting for?!
Go already!
Right!
I never expected that the Mite'er Auction House would sell all their herbs
to the Jia Lies for monetary gains at a time like this.
If the Jia Lie Clan continues to buy out all of the Auction House's herbs, 
I'm afraid the Xiao Family won't be able to sustain itself.
I need to talk to Ya Fei.
-I'm right here, Patriarch Xiao.
I have come to deliver
all the herbs to the Xiao Family.
You may rest easy now, Patriarch.
All the herbs?
But didn't you decide to sell them all to Jia Lie Bi?!
I've changed my mind, is that OK?
But we don't have enough money
to pay for all this right now.
That's not a problem,
we'll give a credit line for now.
Really?!
That's really-
No need to thank me, Patriarch Xiao.
I'm just returning a favour to a particular old man.
An old man?!
Speaking of which,
that old man has arrived.
Who is this man?
He's aura is huge, be careful!
Don't be nervous, Patriarch Xiao.
After all, he's from your family.
Is he going to
Could this be
Blood Clotting Powder!
Exactly.
It's 10 times more effective than rejuvenating elixirs.
I'm gifting all this to you,
there is no need for payment.
This-
I am not worthy of such a generous gift!
I had the chance to meet Patriarch Xiao's son,
Xiao Yan, and I think highly of him.
These Blood Clotting Powders
are a small token of my appreciation.
-Bring Xiao Yan here now!
No need, no need!
I'm sure Xiao Yan is too busy
to bother with such trivial matters.
I will leave now,
no need to see me off.
But sir!
In that case, Patriarch Xiao,
I'll be leaving too.
Ya Fei?
Xiao Yan, be careful!
The Jia Lie Clan will stop at nothing!
With you around, I'm not afraid of anything.
Don't forget about me!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
Battle of the Orz
It's time for another episode of Battle of the Orz!
I am the host of today's episode
Xiao Yan!
Ya Fei!
I want Ya Fei!
--Yeah! We want Ya Fei!
--Bring out Ya Fei!
Today we're discussing the following topic
Please look at the big screen.
Everyone's Goddess
Ya Fei!
Goddess! Goddess! Goddess!
Please welcome our first guest-
Oh jeez, oh no!
This time, Liu Xi has really offended Ya Fei.
I'm sure my family will be implicated.
I'm going to use the Battle of the Orz stage and
to confess all and ease the crisis.
Old man Bi
There's talk that Ya Fei is
the Goddess of all Goddesses.
What do you think?
I don't think it's appropriate.
Not appropriate?!
So, what should she be?
She should be
The Goddess of the Universe!
Old man Bi
Are you trying to suck up to Ya Fei?
I'm doing no such thing!
She's the most beautiful woman in Wu Tan.
If she were number two,
no one would dare be number one!
Great minds think alike!
Ya Fei is indeed beautiful!
Brother Xiao Yan
who's the better looking between Ya Fei and me?
Xun'er
why are you here?
You weren't on the guest list today!
Brother Xiao Yan, tell me already!
Who's better looking, Ya Fei or me?!
She's a lady of great family.
You're a young girl.
Both of you have different styles,
so there's no comparison.
Does brother Xiao Yan prefer a grown lady?
Or a young girl?
I I
Of course I like my little sister Xun'er!
Then I shall rest easy!
Old man Bi.
Anything else you'd like to add about Ya Fei?
Of course I do!
Ya Fei is not only beautiful
she's also a great woman.
She does business at a fair price.
She's a genuine article!
She does not lie!
She's dependable.
And she's a strong woman!
We could talk about Ya Fei's good points
for three days and nights!
Our show is only five minutes long
excluding the commercials.
That'll leave us four and a half minutes. 
So save your words for later.
Please welcome our next guest!
I still have a lot to say.
Miss Ya Fei is truly a Goddess,
she's both talented and beautiful
and very generous.
Father, please sit and tell us more.
My family has had a bad harvest in recent years.
The Jia Lies and the Ao Bas joined forces to suppress us.
We're going to lose our way in Uttan City.
Father, I'm sorry for not being filial,
and unable to help the family--
-But because Ya Fei provided the Xiao family with herbs
and helped us get an interest-free loan without collateral
she saved our family from disaster.
She truly is the Goddess of Goddesses.
What?!
She gave you credit?
Not just credit
she sent all the herbs she was selling to you, to my house!
Is that true?!
Yes indeed!
Goddess!
Please spare my life!
Ya Fei is the benefactor of my family.
I must repay her well.
Father
how do you plan to repay her?
Once your marriage to Nalan Yanran falls through in three years,
I'm going to marry you off to her family.
Dad! I'm the guy!
You can't just marry me off!
It'll be good for the Xiao Family if you marry into the Mite'er family.
I don't actually know if she'll like you.
So I'm going to marry YaFei?
I'm filled with so much stimulation!
Brother Xiao Yan!
Why are you here again?
Can you explain what you mean by 'stimulation'?
I I
Brother Xiao Yan, tell me already!!
It's time for a commercial break!
Time is short, we'll be right back!
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Xun'er
you don't seem to get it.
You're a young girl, who should be at home and studying?
Instead, you're out here telling us men what to do!
Is that right?
Ya Fei is the Xiao family's benefactor now.
Don't you think we should repay her?
Yes!
Do you think it's appropriate for me to join her family?
No I don't.
So the hormones in my body have a chemical reaction.
This reaction is called 'stimulation'.
Do you get it?
I don't think so.
I have a book here.
Read it and you'll understand everything.
How to become a Goddess of the Universe.
If you read it, you'll be the next Goddess.
Young girls really are difficult.
Yan'er, what do you think of
father's plan to repay her kindness?
Please welcome our next guest.
There is another guest?
If it's about women
then I'm the one who knows best here!
Alchemist Liu Xi at your service!
Mr Big Pervert,
the crew risked being shut down by the authorities by having you here today.
You must be careful of what you say,
especially about women.
I know!
Hey!
Do you people know what a goddess is?
Not really
Do you?
A Goddess should be a female figure like the Queen Mother, or Athena.
I think a goddess is an honorific term for an outstanding woman.
A Goddess is a name for a female idol
that men secretly love but can't have.
Wrong!
So tell me.
You can only be a Goddess
if you meet three conditions.
What conditions?
The first one she must be good-looking.
It's all about looks these days.
No duh!
We've already agreed on this point.
The second is that her body must be well toned.
Are you for real?
All you care about is looks!
The third rule relates to her Inner Qualities.
It's about being fun and HAPPY!
You horny bastard!
I said you were to respect women today!
Ya Fei has met my first two conditions.
Now if she were to meet the third condition,
then she'll definitely be a Goddess!
Damn that horny bastard!
Beat the shit out of him!
Yes, my Goddess!
Superficial!
Nasty!
Vile!
Shameless!
Goddess, please have mercy!
Battle of the Orz