Batwheels (2022) s01e06 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
[energetic music plays]
[giggling excitedly]
-Whoo-hoo!
-Let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
[zooming]
[laughing excitedly]
[Buff mimicking speeding car]
[Buff mimicking brakes]
[Buff mimicking collision]
[in English accent]
Why, thank you, Thomas.
I'm glad you enjoyed
the tea I made you.
-[alarm beeping]
-Batman.
There's something in the sky
headed toward Wayne Manor.
[Batman grunts]
Ready the Batwing.
[Batwing] Let's fly.
[engine humming]
[intense music plays]
[zooming]
Joker balloon.
What's he up to now?
Let's put a pin in it
before it does any damage.
-[electronic ping]
-[whirring]
-[pops]
-[water splashing]
[Batman grunts]
It's a water balloon.
What's the situation
in the cave?
-[water splashing]
-[MOE] Ahhh!
We're flooding.
[Batman] Execute the
emergency evacuation plan.
Emergency evacuation plan!
[beeping]
Everybody out.
You heard what he said,
Batwheels. Let's move.
And keep the
Batcomputer's motherboard dry.
[intense music plays]
[beeps]
[MOE] I've got the motherboard.
Dry, dry.
Keep the motherboard dry.
Think, MOE, think.
Wait a minute.
That's it! [dings]
[clicks]
Whoa, that feels weird.
-[engine revving]
-I got you.
[Batwheels zooming]
-[water splashing]
-[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[Batmobile] Where do we go now?
[beeps] Ahhh!
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
The Batcave
was completely flooded.
But we got all the vehicles
safely moved here.
Uh
Where's here again?
The parking garage
at Wayne Industries, downtown.
Now, where's the Batcomputer?
Hello, Batman.
How can I assist?
Hmm.
It was all I could think of.
We should be able
to share MOE's body
until my old one is repaired.
It's just gonna
be a little crowded.
Well, at least
you're both all right.
I'm taking the Batmobile
to track down the Joker.
With the Batcave flooded,
you're going to have
to stay here for a while.
I know it's not the cave,
but try to make the best of it.
Aye, aye, Captain.
Technically,
he's not a captain.
He's a crime fighter.
I mean, Captain Crime Fighter.
[dramatic music plays]
[engine revs, zooms]
Oh, man. Look at this place.
[shivering]
It's so cold.
Ah! [clangs]
These signs. [sighs]
-[squeaking, pops]
-And all these
parking spaces say compact.
They're way too small for me.
How are we supposed
to train in here?
There's no room
to practice my moves.
There's no room
for me to take off
-or even hover.
-[clangs]
Ow! I'm totally trapped
in this place.
This just doesn't
feel like home.
Everyone, please.
I know that this place
is strange and new,
but until the Batcave
has dried out
and Batman figures out
what's going on,
this is our home.
[dramatic music plays]
[engine revving]
[Batcomputer] I have calculated
that the Joker balloon
came from the direction
of Gotham Docks.
You mean we calculated.
On it.
[zooms]
[suspenseful music plays]
Hmm.
-Huh?
-[tires screeching]
Gotcha.
Oh, no, you don't!
[giggling maniacally]
Huh?
[beeping]
[pops]
[water splashing]
[zooming]
Activate Bat mode.
[whirring]
[splashes]
[triumphant music plays]
Lost him.
If the Joker drops
a few of those balloons
over Gotham,
he could flood the city.
And then
the water balloon went pop
and water was everywhere.
And then, I'm surfing waves
like Aquaman.
-[sighs]
-[clangs]
-[clunks]
-[shivering]
[clangs]
Hey, what's wrong?
Well, Redbird's cold,
Buff can't fit
in the parking spaces,
and Bibi doesn't have
any room to train.
Look, I know
this isn't the Batcave,
but at least
we're all here together.
That's something, right?
[beeping]
Hey, MOE, is there any way
we can turn up the lights
and warm up the garage?
You bet.
[buzzing]
[Batmobile] Hey, Buff.
Don't worry about
the parking spaces.
You can take up
as much space as you need.
But you're not supposed
to go over the lines.
It's just us here. It's okay.
[sighs in relief]
Well, there's still
no room to train.
How can we work on speed
if we're trapped
in this cramped
Bibi, this garage
has seven levels.
And we're the only ones here.
Batman blocked it off for us.
You mean,
we can use all seven levels?
-Well, yeah.
-[squeaks gleefully]
-Let's go!
-[tires screeching]
-[engine accelerating]
-[Redbird] Race you, Bibi.
What?
You look kind of sad.
Can I help?
I'm a plane
in a parking garage.
It's okay to be sad, Wing.
But things won't
always be this way.
-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]
Did you see that jump?
It was just like I was flying.
[sighs sadly]
Oh, sorry, Batwing.
[MOE humming]
-Alert.
-Hey, I was using that face.
Oh, okay.
I'm detecting
three additional Joker balloons
in your area, Batman.
-[whooshing]
-[dramatic music plays]
I see them.
It looks like they're coming
from the Amusement Mile.
-[beeping]
-I need the Batwing right away.
[Batcomputer] Prepping
the Batwing.
Yeah, what she said.
But how am I supposed
to take off in here?
There's no room, and no way
I can build up enough speed.
Are you sure about that?
Red and I
got plenty of speed going
when we were
racing up the ramps.
And there's
an opening at the top
you can launch out of.
I don't know.
It takes a lot more
speed and power
to launch a jet plane
than you realize.
We've got speed.
And power!
We'll help you, Wing.
[upbeat music plays]
Turn that frown around ♪
It looks better
When it's upside down ♪
Things will be okay ♪
[creaking]
There's no trouble
You can't smile away ♪
Don't you fret ♪
You'll make it through
No sweat ♪
And live without regret ♪
Once you learn it
Don't forget ♪
You've got to
Roll with the changes ♪
Roll with the changes ♪
You've got to
Roll with the changes ♪
-And it'll be all right ♪
-It'll be all right ♪
-It'll be all right ♪
-It'll be all right ♪
[zooming]
[dramatic music plays]
[Batwing] Whoo!
Thanks, Batwheels!
-Go, Wing!
-You got this!
[zooming]
[engine roaring]
It's balloon time.
[engine revving]
[whooshing]
[pedestrians exclaiming]
I need a safe place to
dispose of these balloons now.
Might I suggest Gotham Harbor.
I was gonna say that.
Check.
Up, up and away.
I know, not my line.
-[clicks]
-[whirring]
-[popping]
-[splashing]
[Batcomputer]
Excellent job, Batman.
[Batman] Now it's time
to deal with the Joker.
-[zooming]
-[whimsical music plays]
[tires screeching]
[dramatic music plays]
[Batman] All right, Joker.
-Time to
-[beeps]
-[grunts]
-[beeping]
Batcomputer,
what's the current location
of the Joker?
According to my information,
the Joker is
safely locked up in jail.
Open a new investigation.
An unknown villain
is apparently
controlling the Joker Van.
Who is it?
And what do they want?
-[beeping]
-[whirring]
[clangs]
Top priority.
[engine revving]
That was awesome.
-[Bibi] Fantastic!
-[Batmobile] Way to go, Wing.
-You did it!
-We all did it.
And we did it from here.
You know, maybe this place
isn't so bad.
Add a few coats of paint
Add a few heaters
Get some wider
parking spaces
We can modify the ramps.
This could easily
be our home from now on.
Oh, that's what
I'm talking about, Batwheels.
Because home isn't a place,
it's family.
Batman reports the cave
has been drained and dried.
It's safe to move back in.
Right now?
[Redbird] Can't we stay longer?
Please?
We like it here.
Sure. Easy for you to say,
'cause you're not
sharing your head
with a big Batcomputer!
I don't know.
I kind of like it here.
There's only room for one.
Can't I stay a little longer?
[MOE] This is
a studio apartment.
[all laughing]
There are no more alerts,
Batman.
All is quiet in Gotham.
[Batman] Or not.
Beautiful evening,
isn't it, Bats?
[grunts]
How about a little race?
My teensy little van, against
the big bad Batmobile, hmm?
Or are you too scared?
Activate drag racing mode.
[engine revving]
[engine revving]
Wha-hoo!
You lose! Scaredy bat!
[laughs maniacally]
You have
a pleasant evening now.
[cheerful music playing]
Ugh.
[fast-paced music playing]
-Damage report?
-Nothing tonight.
Just needs a charge-up.
Oh, I need a blueberry
sunrise smoothie.
-Stat.
-On it, boss.
Hmm.
Huh. Looks like your
batteries are still at 95%.
Must have been
a nice, easy night.
Yeah, but that's the problem.
Joker dared us to race,
and Batman didn't
even try to beat him.
Eh. Batman knows you're faster.
He doesn't have to race
the Joker to prove it.
[Bibi] Check it out,
Bam, you're on TV!
Huh? Oh, man,
they caught us on camera?
We're here live.
In this exclusive footage,
Joker appears
to dare Batman to a race.
But Batman declines.
You lose, scaredy bat!
Citizens of Gotham
want to know,
is Batman scared
to race the Joker?
What?
That's not fair.
We could've beaten him, easy.
Batman
isn't scared of anything.
Where are you going, Bam?
I'm going to track down
Prank for a rematch.
What?
Why?
Because now, everyone
thinks we're scared.
I have to do
something about this.
Hello!
-[echoes]
-Prank.
Where are you, Prank?
I want a rematch.
Just you and me.
Where are you?
Gotcha.
[maniacal laughter]
[sighs] What am I doing?
[sighs] I mean, look at me.
I look as ridiculous
as that Joker van.
Hi, Bam!
[laughs maniacally]
Sorry, I forgot
you scare so easy.
I'm not scared.
And I'm here to prove it.
Oh, so you want
a rematch, brochacho.
Well, I'm sure the Joker
wont' miss me
for the ten seconds
I'll be gone.
'Cause that's all it's gonna
take to beat you.
Oh, yeah? Let's do this.
Well then, catch me if you can.
Uh.
Wow, he's really fast.
What's wrong, Bam?
Can't keep up?
Activate Bat Booster.
First one to the other side
of that warehouse wins.
Hah!
Hah!
Who's scared now?
[gasps]
Whoa! Ahhh!
Hey. [screeches]
Maybe you're not chicken now,
but you sure look like one.
[imitates chicken]
-[sighs]
-[glove on head boings]
Wow, you must have
really run afoul
of that Joker there.
[laughs]
[sighs]
Ooh! Gonna need something
special to get that off.
The Bat-Vacuum 3000
oughta do the trick.
[vacuuming]
Too strong.
[muffled] Way too strong
Go ahead, laugh at me.
I deserve it.
Oh, no way.
We just wanted to see
if we could help somehow.
Thanks, but I think
MOE's got it.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't believe
I messed up this badly.
So, you look a little
okay, a lot like a chicken.
-Big deal.
-Yeah.
We know how brave you are, Bam.
Pfft. Remember that time
you took out Toyman?
Or, when you helped me
rescue Batman
from the Penguin's blimp.
I I guess I am pretty brave
sometimes.
I agree, Bam.
So, it doesn't matter what
Prank or anyone else
says about you.
-Totally!
-What BC said.
I guess you're right.
Alert, there's trouble
with the Joker van.
He appears to be building
something at Gotham Docks.
[sighs] What's the vicious van
up to now?
I know you're watching,
chicki-chicki-bam-bam.
I'm giving you one last chance
to prove yourself.
I dare you to meet me back here
at the docks for one last race.
That is
unless you're too scared.
[imitates chicken]
[laughs]
-Bam, wait.
-Just ignore him.
Your friends are right, Bam.
This is likely to be a trap.
I know, I know, but,
I can't let everyone think
I'm some kind of scaredy bat.
I just can't.
I was starting to think
you weren't coming.
Let's cut to the chase.
So we racing to the end
of the pier? Or what?
Well, somethin' like that.
I call it "Prank's super sweet
showdown supreme."
What you think?
Looks kind of extra.
And really dangerous.
Well, extra is my middle name,
and dangerous
is my last name.
[laughs]
How does it even work?
First, we launch
onto the shipping containers.
Then, a short jump
off the ramps,
which leads
to the big finish,
a massive loop-de-loop!
First one to the finish line
at the bottom of the loop wins!
Any questions?
Or is it too scary?
Bam, everyone knows
you're not scared.
You don't have to do this.
Oh, would you look at that,
right on time.
Smile for the camera.
We're live at Gotham docks,
where it appears that a classic
superpowered showdown
is about to go down.
The news? But, how did
they know we would be here?
Oh, I might have called
in a little tip.
[laughs]
Will Batman beat the Joker
this time?
Stay tuned
for our live coverage.
Enough talk.
You ready to do this?
Okay.
-You're on.
-Excellent.
I'll fire one of my bursty
bombs, and when it explodes,
we both take off, got it?
Let's do this.
[laughs]
Okay, this is it.
All I have to do is beat Prank.
And everyone will see that
I'm not afraid of anything.
[bursty bomb bursting]
Whoo! [laughs]
Whoa!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Here we go!
[laughs]
I'm winning.
[laughs]
Oh, don't chicken out
now, Bam.
It's time to get loopy.
-[both] Whoa!
-[Prank laughing]
Oh, whoa!
The loop is way too close
to the end of the pier.
There's no way
we can stop in time.
This isn't brave,
it's dangerous.
Activate Grip.
Prank, you're going too fast.
You're going to drive
into the harbor.
Hah! Nice try, scaredy bat.
-But the pier.
-I knew you'd be too scared.
Now, all of Gotham's
gonna watch you lose.
Again! [gulps]
-Ahhh! [screech]
-[Batmobile] Ugh.
I can't believe I'm about
to do this.
Release grip.
[Prank] Ahhh!
Bat Winger.
Ahhh!
Ugh.
Uh.
Huh?
You saved me?
Yep, it's what I do.
Well, Gotham, that man
may have lost this race,
but by saving the Joker,
he proved that he's a winner.
Way to go, Bam!
You did great.
Saving Prank was very brave
of you, Bam.
-I'm proud of you
-Thanks, BC.
Show's over, Prank.
Catch you next time.
Try to stay out of trouble
until then.
But, but, you lost!
You got scared!
Aren't you embarrassed?
You're a scaredy bat!
You have
a pleasant evening now.
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They get bat, bat, bat ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back! ♪