Beelzebub (2011) s01e06 Episode Script
Toys Have Arrived from the Demon World/We Played Doctor
Look at this It reverted? Yeah! It's reverted! Reverted! Reverted, reverted! Reverted at last! What are you prancing on about? Read it and weep.
You fool! You finally increased the Zebul Spell, and The power will grow the more you beat the crap out of your opponents.
Coming ever closer to the true power of a Demon Lord! Oh, yeah? What was that again? See, I'm just your average upstanding citizen! You fiend As long as I stay well behaved, this thing goes right back to the way it was! Well-behaved? I stayed cooped up at home for a week playing video games! You piece of shit slacker.
Everything I gained over the past week, gone! This is a story of a high school juvenile delinquent who, through some strange circumstances, is raising a baby.
But this baby is no ordinary baby.
It is a baby Demon Lord! Toys Have Arrived from the Demon World Oh no you didn't! Do you have any idea how grand an adventure I had? Give me back my week of glorious splendor! Stop whining.
I've brought better toys than that.
Huh? A toy? It is a toy from the Demon World which you and the master can play with together.
It took quite a while to go and pick it up.
Ah, I was wondering where you disappeared to.
Went back to the Demon World? It looks like it needs to be set up.
Hey, don't just stand there.
Help.
We'll finish it up while the master is sleeping.
So, what exactly are we making here? This instruction manual isn't being very helpful.
I thought it was a simple play room, but This is What the Oh, no! It looks like we're completely trapped.
How can you sound so calm?! Explain what the hell's going on! Explain? What would be the point of explaining to a simpleton like you? Throw me a bone here, damn it! Why? Why not, huh?! Basically, this is similar to what in the human world you call an insect cage.
Insect cage? Yes.
Let's begin the instructions! Say that today we're having a family picnic! And suddenly, a rare magical beast appears! I want to capture it, but I don't have any items handy on me! Doesn't that just, like, always happen? Uh, no.
For times like those It's the "Portable Magical Beast Capture Cage!" No monster can get away! Portable Magical Beast Capture Cage? So we've been trapped in a cage that's for holding magical beasts Yes.
Then how do we get out of here? Wait.
Furthermore, the opening and closing of the cage, is controlled by key blocks, a children's toy that will stir their hearts! Key blocks? Those, I presume.
As they play with the blocks and holes, the cage opens and closes.
If you can't solve it, the cage will not open, ever! You can take that feature and shove it! Not opening! Not opening! I's ain't openin' no how! And what the hell's with that manual? It's makin' fun of me! Therefore, during assembly, make sure to stand on the outside (LOL).
Keep the LOLs to yourself! Anyway, we must get the young master to unlock it.
Are you kiddin' me? Master! Hey, Baby Beel! Wake up already! Master! He's awake! Master! You idiot! Not that direction! Can he not hear us? Baby Beel! He got it! Yes! It seems he understands! Master! What the hell is he doing? Yes Master, excellent! You've realized there's a new toy all by yourself! All right! Now take that block and put it under the bed?! But it was just a feint! Is he stupider than a chimpanzee? Master! Please stop that! You're going to break it! Are you kiddin' me? Don't tell me I'm going to be stuck in here forever This is To hell with that.
No way, no how I'll destroy this thing! He pulled out magic power despite being separated from the master Hey, you see that? I punched the thing to smithereens! And the Zebul Spell has returned to its former state.
Congratulations, it's a happy ending for all.
What're you so happy about?! We Played Doctor Principal So you had a grand adventure this past week? Well, it's less than it was before, anyway.
That's because I've been good for three days since then.
If you think you can defeat me, then go ahead and try! No matter what attack you use, I Hilda-san really doesn't hold back, does she? That damn woman thinks violence is the answer to life's problems You're one to talk.
Anyway, it's finally gone back this much.
If I can just stay good for another 2-3 days This time I'm definitely gonna manage it somehow! So therefore, in order to be an upstanding citizen, you will assist me.
Has there ever been a case where you've gone out and not caused an uproar? I thought I told you to assist me! See? You're going on a rampage! Hey! What's that? Oh, those are toys from the Demon World that I haven't used.
I have to bring them with me to prevent Baby Beel from getting bored.
A stuffed animal? And this is a picture book It might be called the "Demon World", but children's toys are pretty much the same, huh? FYI, that's a pop-up book of magical beasts and an "Exploding Croaker".
They seem quite proud of the amount of gunpowder used.
How can you sound so calm?! Well, just thought I'd let you get a taste of the crap I've been through.
Oga, you bastard! And this is the "Fun Playtime Explosion Orchestra", and this is the "Fully Automatic Assassination Doll".
Yeah.
I think just the names disqualify these as toys No kidding.
We'd better return them quick before things get weird.
What the What the hell have you done to us? They won't come off! What's going on? Let's Play Make-Believe! Demon World Doctor Edition! Playing pretend doctors and nurses, let's raise a child full of compassion! In order to be more realistic, the costumes are permanent unless the one playing the role of doctor cures a patient! Here we go with the unwanted features again Seriously, they ain't comin' off, no way! Takin' em off ain't cool! (LOL) I said keep the LOLs to yourself! Damn it! Seriously? For the rest of our lives? Of course not! But Baby Beel is the doctor That guy's never gonna be able to heal any patient What'll we do, Oga? Hey This is a chance.
Listen up, Furuichi.
This thing spreads the more I beat the crap out of people.
Right.
Then shouldn't it retract the more I go and cure people? T-That's what you think? There's no way I can stay good for who knows how many days! I'll take this playtime, and use it to revert this thing in one fell swoop! Got it, Baby Beel? Starting now, you're Doctor Demon Lord! The Super Doctor! Now get out there and heal people, damn it! It's not like we even know how to use this stuff It's Demon World medicine.
You're an idiot, Furuichi.
There's no reason for us to actually use that stuff.
Nurse's Office This is a school, remember? Nurse's Office This is a school, remember? You know, I've been wondering this for a while now What do the teachers in the school actually do? Shit.
I guess we have to use the medicine in that box after all.
What're these for? During the hard days of study for entrance exams, unwanted magic power and fatigue can easily build up! The Demon World has entrance exams? For times like that, use this: "Magic Power Sucky-Suck" Place it where you want, and amazingly, it sucks the unwanted magic power right out of you! It's not healthy to hold it in! So it's like, a compress? I don't really get the magic power part, but I think so.
Calm down, Baby Beel! Hey Baby Beel! You kiddin' me? No, man.
I'm serious.
These beds are the best place to eat lunch.
Oh, crap! Perfect, our first patients! Oh, no! What have you done? Don't ask me! Caution! Caution! If you over flow the magic power capacity it will explode! And it goes without saying that using it on people with high magic power is strictly prohibited! If you self destruct, your friends will all laugh at you! Wait, wait, hold it! Down boy! We need to search for something we can use fast! What's this? It's an anal probe for magical beasts! Try using it if your pet has stomach problems! It's not healthy to hold it in! Do not use on humans! A-And this is? A baby dragon cooling spray! If you burn yourself, this will cool it right down! It's not healthy to hold it in! Ooh, I think we could use this! But if the dragon gets in a bad mood it'll go wild, and you'll be swimming in a sea of fire! Seriously, what's with the extra features? Then how about this? The Unicorn Syringe! It'll even pierce through iron! That's deadly! And this? Blackened Char X-Ray Machine! Blackened Char? Ass-mask! Why is it an ass? Then what about this? It's an explosive korobokkur! One blast, and you're charcoal! Use it whenever you have pent up rage! It's not healthy to hold it in! Great.
Another weapon.
Damn it! There isn't a single useful thing in here So, what'll we do? In this case, we'll have to wing-it! Really? Let's do it! It's healin' time! Too bad, you know? That's how it's goin' down.
We'll team up just for now.
I don't like this at all.
This ain't my style either, you know.
But this is a chance that might not come again.
If we do in Oga right after he got Kanzaki and Himekawa Our names will rise straight to the top! Sure.
With the four of us at once, even Oga Hey, did you hear? Sure.
With the four of us at once, even Oga Hey, did you hear? Oga's taken over the nurse's office! Healing burn wounds? More like freezing people in solid blocks of ice! Stop it, Oga! What was that? A-Are they frozen? H-Hey, Shimokawa! Wait, Baby Beel It seems to be crying.
This thing didn't have an upset stomach to begin with.
G-Good night H-Hey! What happened, man? A pink and black nurse Oga, as a nurse A monster bird was crying in pain And a baby was having a ball Come on, Shimokawa Yes I'm sure I'm just hallucinating from lack of sleep Welcome, good patient! Shimokawa! Go get 'em, Baby Beel! S-Shimokawa! G-Good night.
Welcome! Furuichi, hold them down! What are you doing? I'm winging it! Have at 'em, Baby Beel! Ryuuichi Ryuuji Shimokawa Keep your "Puwah!"s to yourself! Looks like we got ourselves another patient! The Sanada Brothers! Shimokawa! A b-bird Don't worry.
They're all being treated.
Now Let's cure you! Don't! Principal Don't! That's enough experimentation Let's blow everything up! Idiot.
Don't be stupid, man.
Yeah, yeah Hey.
What's that thing Baby Beel has on? Isn't that some kind of medical device? It's Uroboros's Holy Light! Shine the light on a patient, and amazingly, their injuries will be cured, just like that! Relax, feel better! It's not healthy to hold it in! Tell us that in the first place! Damn it, we wasted a hell of a lot of time.
Baby Beel! Face front for me, 'kay? Congratulations! All right! I'm so tired We did it! Oga! How dare you! Ow! Principal I thought I'd finally got it to revert What the hell have you done, you bastard? But I didn't do nothin'! Good night? Principal You're late.
It looks like you've done well in your role as parent to the Demon Lord.
See what I can do when I try? Isn't that right, Baby Beel? What's the matter, Baby Beel? It seems that the young Master wants a friend of a similar age.
Anyway, how old is Baby Beel? It is rude to ask a Demon Lord his age! For now, hurry to the park.
Seriously? Next time on Beelzebub: The Demon Lord Makes his Debut at the Park.
By the way, how old are you--?
You fool! You finally increased the Zebul Spell, and The power will grow the more you beat the crap out of your opponents.
Coming ever closer to the true power of a Demon Lord! Oh, yeah? What was that again? See, I'm just your average upstanding citizen! You fiend As long as I stay well behaved, this thing goes right back to the way it was! Well-behaved? I stayed cooped up at home for a week playing video games! You piece of shit slacker.
Everything I gained over the past week, gone! This is a story of a high school juvenile delinquent who, through some strange circumstances, is raising a baby.
But this baby is no ordinary baby.
It is a baby Demon Lord! Toys Have Arrived from the Demon World Oh no you didn't! Do you have any idea how grand an adventure I had? Give me back my week of glorious splendor! Stop whining.
I've brought better toys than that.
Huh? A toy? It is a toy from the Demon World which you and the master can play with together.
It took quite a while to go and pick it up.
Ah, I was wondering where you disappeared to.
Went back to the Demon World? It looks like it needs to be set up.
Hey, don't just stand there.
Help.
We'll finish it up while the master is sleeping.
So, what exactly are we making here? This instruction manual isn't being very helpful.
I thought it was a simple play room, but This is What the Oh, no! It looks like we're completely trapped.
How can you sound so calm?! Explain what the hell's going on! Explain? What would be the point of explaining to a simpleton like you? Throw me a bone here, damn it! Why? Why not, huh?! Basically, this is similar to what in the human world you call an insect cage.
Insect cage? Yes.
Let's begin the instructions! Say that today we're having a family picnic! And suddenly, a rare magical beast appears! I want to capture it, but I don't have any items handy on me! Doesn't that just, like, always happen? Uh, no.
For times like those It's the "Portable Magical Beast Capture Cage!" No monster can get away! Portable Magical Beast Capture Cage? So we've been trapped in a cage that's for holding magical beasts Yes.
Then how do we get out of here? Wait.
Furthermore, the opening and closing of the cage, is controlled by key blocks, a children's toy that will stir their hearts! Key blocks? Those, I presume.
As they play with the blocks and holes, the cage opens and closes.
If you can't solve it, the cage will not open, ever! You can take that feature and shove it! Not opening! Not opening! I's ain't openin' no how! And what the hell's with that manual? It's makin' fun of me! Therefore, during assembly, make sure to stand on the outside (LOL).
Keep the LOLs to yourself! Anyway, we must get the young master to unlock it.
Are you kiddin' me? Master! Hey, Baby Beel! Wake up already! Master! He's awake! Master! You idiot! Not that direction! Can he not hear us? Baby Beel! He got it! Yes! It seems he understands! Master! What the hell is he doing? Yes Master, excellent! You've realized there's a new toy all by yourself! All right! Now take that block and put it under the bed?! But it was just a feint! Is he stupider than a chimpanzee? Master! Please stop that! You're going to break it! Are you kiddin' me? Don't tell me I'm going to be stuck in here forever This is To hell with that.
No way, no how I'll destroy this thing! He pulled out magic power despite being separated from the master Hey, you see that? I punched the thing to smithereens! And the Zebul Spell has returned to its former state.
Congratulations, it's a happy ending for all.
What're you so happy about?! We Played Doctor Principal So you had a grand adventure this past week? Well, it's less than it was before, anyway.
That's because I've been good for three days since then.
If you think you can defeat me, then go ahead and try! No matter what attack you use, I Hilda-san really doesn't hold back, does she? That damn woman thinks violence is the answer to life's problems You're one to talk.
Anyway, it's finally gone back this much.
If I can just stay good for another 2-3 days This time I'm definitely gonna manage it somehow! So therefore, in order to be an upstanding citizen, you will assist me.
Has there ever been a case where you've gone out and not caused an uproar? I thought I told you to assist me! See? You're going on a rampage! Hey! What's that? Oh, those are toys from the Demon World that I haven't used.
I have to bring them with me to prevent Baby Beel from getting bored.
A stuffed animal? And this is a picture book It might be called the "Demon World", but children's toys are pretty much the same, huh? FYI, that's a pop-up book of magical beasts and an "Exploding Croaker".
They seem quite proud of the amount of gunpowder used.
How can you sound so calm?! Well, just thought I'd let you get a taste of the crap I've been through.
Oga, you bastard! And this is the "Fun Playtime Explosion Orchestra", and this is the "Fully Automatic Assassination Doll".
Yeah.
I think just the names disqualify these as toys No kidding.
We'd better return them quick before things get weird.
What the What the hell have you done to us? They won't come off! What's going on? Let's Play Make-Believe! Demon World Doctor Edition! Playing pretend doctors and nurses, let's raise a child full of compassion! In order to be more realistic, the costumes are permanent unless the one playing the role of doctor cures a patient! Here we go with the unwanted features again Seriously, they ain't comin' off, no way! Takin' em off ain't cool! (LOL) I said keep the LOLs to yourself! Damn it! Seriously? For the rest of our lives? Of course not! But Baby Beel is the doctor That guy's never gonna be able to heal any patient What'll we do, Oga? Hey This is a chance.
Listen up, Furuichi.
This thing spreads the more I beat the crap out of people.
Right.
Then shouldn't it retract the more I go and cure people? T-That's what you think? There's no way I can stay good for who knows how many days! I'll take this playtime, and use it to revert this thing in one fell swoop! Got it, Baby Beel? Starting now, you're Doctor Demon Lord! The Super Doctor! Now get out there and heal people, damn it! It's not like we even know how to use this stuff It's Demon World medicine.
You're an idiot, Furuichi.
There's no reason for us to actually use that stuff.
Nurse's Office This is a school, remember? Nurse's Office This is a school, remember? You know, I've been wondering this for a while now What do the teachers in the school actually do? Shit.
I guess we have to use the medicine in that box after all.
What're these for? During the hard days of study for entrance exams, unwanted magic power and fatigue can easily build up! The Demon World has entrance exams? For times like that, use this: "Magic Power Sucky-Suck" Place it where you want, and amazingly, it sucks the unwanted magic power right out of you! It's not healthy to hold it in! So it's like, a compress? I don't really get the magic power part, but I think so.
Calm down, Baby Beel! Hey Baby Beel! You kiddin' me? No, man.
I'm serious.
These beds are the best place to eat lunch.
Oh, crap! Perfect, our first patients! Oh, no! What have you done? Don't ask me! Caution! Caution! If you over flow the magic power capacity it will explode! And it goes without saying that using it on people with high magic power is strictly prohibited! If you self destruct, your friends will all laugh at you! Wait, wait, hold it! Down boy! We need to search for something we can use fast! What's this? It's an anal probe for magical beasts! Try using it if your pet has stomach problems! It's not healthy to hold it in! Do not use on humans! A-And this is? A baby dragon cooling spray! If you burn yourself, this will cool it right down! It's not healthy to hold it in! Ooh, I think we could use this! But if the dragon gets in a bad mood it'll go wild, and you'll be swimming in a sea of fire! Seriously, what's with the extra features? Then how about this? The Unicorn Syringe! It'll even pierce through iron! That's deadly! And this? Blackened Char X-Ray Machine! Blackened Char? Ass-mask! Why is it an ass? Then what about this? It's an explosive korobokkur! One blast, and you're charcoal! Use it whenever you have pent up rage! It's not healthy to hold it in! Great.
Another weapon.
Damn it! There isn't a single useful thing in here So, what'll we do? In this case, we'll have to wing-it! Really? Let's do it! It's healin' time! Too bad, you know? That's how it's goin' down.
We'll team up just for now.
I don't like this at all.
This ain't my style either, you know.
But this is a chance that might not come again.
If we do in Oga right after he got Kanzaki and Himekawa Our names will rise straight to the top! Sure.
With the four of us at once, even Oga Hey, did you hear? Sure.
With the four of us at once, even Oga Hey, did you hear? Oga's taken over the nurse's office! Healing burn wounds? More like freezing people in solid blocks of ice! Stop it, Oga! What was that? A-Are they frozen? H-Hey, Shimokawa! Wait, Baby Beel It seems to be crying.
This thing didn't have an upset stomach to begin with.
G-Good night H-Hey! What happened, man? A pink and black nurse Oga, as a nurse A monster bird was crying in pain And a baby was having a ball Come on, Shimokawa Yes I'm sure I'm just hallucinating from lack of sleep Welcome, good patient! Shimokawa! Go get 'em, Baby Beel! S-Shimokawa! G-Good night.
Welcome! Furuichi, hold them down! What are you doing? I'm winging it! Have at 'em, Baby Beel! Ryuuichi Ryuuji Shimokawa Keep your "Puwah!"s to yourself! Looks like we got ourselves another patient! The Sanada Brothers! Shimokawa! A b-bird Don't worry.
They're all being treated.
Now Let's cure you! Don't! Principal Don't! That's enough experimentation Let's blow everything up! Idiot.
Don't be stupid, man.
Yeah, yeah Hey.
What's that thing Baby Beel has on? Isn't that some kind of medical device? It's Uroboros's Holy Light! Shine the light on a patient, and amazingly, their injuries will be cured, just like that! Relax, feel better! It's not healthy to hold it in! Tell us that in the first place! Damn it, we wasted a hell of a lot of time.
Baby Beel! Face front for me, 'kay? Congratulations! All right! I'm so tired We did it! Oga! How dare you! Ow! Principal I thought I'd finally got it to revert What the hell have you done, you bastard? But I didn't do nothin'! Good night? Principal You're late.
It looks like you've done well in your role as parent to the Demon Lord.
See what I can do when I try? Isn't that right, Baby Beel? What's the matter, Baby Beel? It seems that the young Master wants a friend of a similar age.
Anyway, how old is Baby Beel? It is rude to ask a Demon Lord his age! For now, hurry to the park.
Seriously? Next time on Beelzebub: The Demon Lord Makes his Debut at the Park.
By the way, how old are you--?