Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

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- Previously on "Below Deck
- Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
If this were to go belly-up,
that would be a disaster.
I couldn't think
of a better night.
- No.
- You're making me
look stupid, dude.
[ laughs ]
- What is that line going forth?
- He asked for it.
- No, that--I tell you
when to throw the line.
- Okay.
- Dude, I'm one human being.
I'm literally doing the best
I ----ing can,
and it's really starting
to get to me.
I get to get serenaded.
I never get crushes, ever.
Parker is a sweetheart.
- I loved hearing you on
the radio, it's very--
- Really?
--sensual.
- Girls sometimes do take that
as flirting, but it's not.
- We're under a lot of pressure.
We're living in small spaces.
The crew, at this point
in the season,
they're getting on
each other's nerves.
But let's try
to keep it positive.
- Just to let you know,
I'm off the boat
to go and grab the tender.
- I'm going off the boat
for a little bit.
[ clanging, scraping ]
- Whoa, we are hitting the dock.
Paget!
I don't know where
the everybody is.
[ grinding, clanking ]
- Whoa, we are hitting the dock.
I don't know where
the everybody is.
- And I just wanna
feel alive ♪
- Byron!
- Yeah?
- Hey, I don't know what
the is happening,
but we're touching the dock.
- Oh--you gotta pull up
on the chain.
- I'll grab my radio
and I'll go head back there.
- Yeah.
[ grinding, clattering ]
- Paget, Paget.
- What's going on?
- Where are you?
- I'm in the tender, I told you.
- Uh, yeah, well, the port side
is touching the dock.
- .
[ tender engine revs ]
- Byron?
- Yeah?
- It's the port side touching,
so maybe try picking up
on the port anchor.
[ chain clattering ]
- All right,
we're coming back now.
- Glenn, the transom's touched.
- When did this happen?
- I literally just saw it now
as I was heading off
the passerelle.
- All right.
Hitting the dock is a big deal.
A new paint job on the transom--
it's a very expensive fix.
You're talking 40 grand.
And also it's embarrassing
if the guests
see damage on the back
of the boat.
- I can't believe we touched.
- Yeah, it must have
sunk down in the mud.
- Do I have to refill this?
Get--get a professional in, or--
- It's Sunday.
- I feel like I can't even
leave for 10 ----ing minutes
without anything going wrong.
- Do you want me
to start in the rooms?
- Yeah, just strip the beds,
do the regular stuff.
- Cool, cool.
On this last charter,
I'm getting kind of
talked down to from that end
and from that end,
and it's really
----ing frustrating.
I hope with this charter
we can have
the proper communication
with us as a team.
Otherwise, it can make me look
like I'm ----ing incompetent.
- To fix the transom,
I have to fill it, sand it,
fill it again, then wait for it,
then paint it.
It's just really tedious,
and I'm just exhausted.
It's gonna be difficult.
- Hi.
How's it going?
- Good.
How are things with Adam?
Pretty ----ing awesome.
[ laughs ]
- Good.
- Done.
Tomorrow's another ----ing day.
- Paget, Jenna,
Adam, meet me in the crew mess.
We're gonna have a little
We're gonna have a little
preference sheet meeting.
- Copy.
- Ah how you doing, mate?
- Okay.
So we've got Richie Hosein
from Long Island, New York.
Richie is an accomplished
entrepreneur with ventures
in healthcare, hospitality,
nightlife, and music.
Joining Richie is
Lenny, Frank, Austin,
Marshall, and Thomas,
for their annual guys' trip.
- Time for the ladies to shine.
- This is my jam, yeah.
[ laughs ]
- Yeah, exactly.
- Ugh.
Here's what I dread about
all-male charters
it's all filled
with testosterone
and this unreleased
sexual tension
that's palpably ----ing
repulsive.
- No dietary restrictions,
which is pretty awesome.
- Let's smash it.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Can you check what I've done?
- Good so far.
Just be rough with it, just
try to like slap it against
- Well, I don't wanna
be too rough,
because I don't wanna
scratch it.
- No, you're not gonna
scratch it.
If this is how Paget wants it
done, then just do it like that.
- The boat looks good,
I had a walk around it.
Tomorrow morning we'll
start at 8:00.
- I will go to bed.
- Good night.
- [ playing acoustic guitar,
humming ]
- Do you mind? Are you having
some alone time, or
- No, join me.
- do you mind if
I listen to you?
- Join me.
Let's step away
for a minute ♪
I need to tell
you something ♪
I need to tell you
that I'm in it ♪
And that you're
on my brain ♪
I need you to tell me
that you won't ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
- Is this your song?
- Yeah.
- Shut up!
That's your song?
- It is.
- Now that Adam and I have
kissed, I definitely feel happy.
But my anxious side
is always still wondering
where it's gonna go next.
- Is it?
- It's hard on a boat, because
it's a different dynamic.
It's not like normal dating.
Good night.
- Come on, let's get fat.
- Start from the beginning,
tell me about your childhood.
What do your parents do?
- They're kind of retired now.
- Are they still together?
- No.
- Where do they live?
- In Michigan.
- And how many brothers
and sisters?
- I'm the oldest of four.
- And when when did
you leave Michigan?
- When I graduated.
- Why?
- Why not, dude?
I don't really like
talking about my family.
We've been through a lot.
- Why?
- Are you like a two-year-old?
I don't know, I just did.
December 22nd, 2014,
Paige, my sister, she had
texted me that she wanted
to go to the movies.
And she went to go
pick up her other friends,
and they were stopped
somewhere in Detroit,
and a car pulled
in front of them
and one of the kids
in the car's brother
apparently owed drug money.
[ sniffling ]
And two guys got out
with AK47s and shot,
like, 45 rounds
in my sister's car.
All five kids survived,
except for my sister.
To feel the weight of that
for years is just, like
it makes me not wanna go home.
- I need to go to bed, I'm done.
- Yep, fair.
- Tomorrow's a school day.
- I just went through
this moment of being, like,
oh, my God,
I could die tomorrow.
And I was like,
what do I want out of life.
And then I used
my sister's death
to kind of propel all of
those things that I have wanted.
I'm not gonna do things
that don't make me happy.
- Are you ready for charter?
- Are you?
- Yeah.
- No separating
work and play.
- Hey, Parker,
can you start drying
from the back here, forward?
- I started at the bow,
and now I'm gonna go up.
- Could you start
the back first?
- That's gonna take all day if
stuff like that
- Well, it's gonna take
us all day tomorrow,
so we might as well do it.
- Well, we should have somebody
doing stains tomorrow
- Why are you getting all
----ing up in my grill
about this sort of sh--?
- God, it's just
all right, I'm done.
I don't wanna talk about it.
- Parker is always questioning
what I want him to do,
and it's always
a question upon a question.
It's like a velvet
----ing layer cake.
- So to make the deck department
run a little bit smoother,
I'm asking Ciara to help me
keep an eye on Parker.
- Provisions on the dock,
provisions on the dock.
- What's up, man?
Right on time.
Last one, thank you very much.
- Okay, man.
Have a good day.
- Yep, appreciate it.
- Pretty good job,
they won't notice it.
- I think it just kinda
looks nice to see through it
when they first walk on.
- Holy champagne.
- They requested a lot.
[ nattering ]
- All crew, all crew, let's get
changed into polos, please.
- Oh sh--, I don't know
where my shoes are.
- I'm following you, Chief.
- Is this them?
- Step back, bro, stop playing.
- Crew, we've got guests
walking down the dock.
- .
- Okay, guys, the champagne.
- Yep.
- There's gonna be so
much more spray tan
in the bath than
the last guests.
[ laughs ]
- Hey, welcome.
- How you guys doing?
I'm Captain Glenn.
- I'm Jenna.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Marshall, nice to meet you.
- Welcome.
- Tommy.
- Adam.
- Austin.
- Welcome on board.
- What's up, man, I'm Parker.
- Lenny
I'm still hungover from
last night, so--
- That's okay.
I'm Madison, nice to meet you.
- What's the name of
this boat, the Cialis?
- Wow, the Cialis boat.
- Yeah, dude, boys' trip.
I just know that everybody else
is gonna be moaning and groaning
the whole time, and
I'm gonna be secretly like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Welcome on board Parsifal III.
Jenna's gonna take you guys
on a little tour.
- Awesome.
- All right.
This is aptly
called the cockpit.
- Yeah, cock ----ing
swordfighting over here, yeah.
- This is the flybridge.
This is where the ladies
can come hang out
in the hot tub with you.
- Richie.
- Wow.
- , what the
do they have in this thing?
- Tequila shots,
when you're ready.
- Let's go with 1942, all right?
- It's a lot of luggage
for six guys.
- Cheers.
- Cheers, Richie.
- A salud.
- Let your nuts hang
a little bit.
- Love you guys.
- Let's get ----ed up.
- Good Lord, can you hurry up?
I'm seven shots of '42 deep.
- Oh, are you bringing shots?
- Cheers.
- Crazy.
- Love you guys.
- My new girlfriend, by the way.
She loves you.
- You guys wanna
do a shot or what?
- I've seen guests
that drink a lot,
but at the rate these guys are
going, it's definitely alarming.
Club!
- When Richie's in club mode,
you can't with Richie, bro.
- Working out!
- Party!
- I think we need another shot.
- Girls!
- That wasn't the first
back I blew out that night,
I'll tell you.
- We haven't even
left the dock yet.
- Yo, honk if you're horny.
- We need a couple of shots
over here, I think.
- Coming up
- Can we get some ----ing shrimp
cocktails or something going?
Like, now?
- I don't have shrimp cocktails.
- I've been asking for
shrimp cocktails
for an hour and a ----ing half.
- Oh, my God.
- Can we get shrimp cocktail?
- Austin, where you at?
- Austin, where you at?
- I'm right here.
- All right.
- They call me "big fish."
- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.
Passerelle is packed away,
all lines are off.
- Copy that, thank you.
- Would you mind handing me
that pasta salad
that's in the fridge there?
- Yeah, man.
- Thank you.
- Chains off to starboard,
three o'clock.
- Copy, thank you.
We're going up to full speed.
- Who wants to meet me
at the bar?
- You better slow down, homeboy.
- No, you're not.
- There are lots of girls who
like dudes like that, though.
- What's your type, Madison?
- Goofy guys.
- Goofy?
- Yeah.
- Like dorky?
- Yeah.
- I've always been
a sailor at heart.
- Ooh, so like Parker?
[ laughs ]
Oh, she's blushing.
- Stop fishing.
- Oh!
- Just answer the question.
- All right, Mom and Dad.
- Okay, Byron, let her go.
We're gonna go out
to two and a half.
- Will you guys be ready to sit
down in 10 minutes for lunch?
- Yeah um, do you have a
butter knife, by any chance?
- Oh, you wanna score it?
- Okay that is coming up right.
- Look at me
90 percent of the time,
I'm ----ed up.
[ laughs ]
- He's always ----ed up.
- Ooh.
- Yum.
- Okay, you start
taking some foods.
These are big dudes.
I guarantee you, they can eat.
- Where the 's the food at?
I'm gonna bug out.
- I'm gonna pull out every
last food item
in my refrigerator
until it's empty.
- And you can come
with the pasta salad.
- Yep. Yep.
- Oh, my God, look at this.
- Unbelievably beautiful.
- So we got some
Greek flavorings
pita bread.
If I were you, I would stuff it
full of some of that pork mince.
We've got some
seared tuna here with
- Bro, that tuna is the best
thing I've ever had in my life.
- There's also a chickpea salad.
- Ooh!
- Adam, you are the man.
- Oh
- Ooh
- Sounded good.
- You know, in all honesty,
this food's incredible.
Our chef's a straight beast.
- Let's take that boat out,
can we take that boat out?
- Of course you can, yeah.
- See that one girl over there?
We're gonna go pick her up.
- Glenn?
- Yeah?
- They are gonna go
to the beach bar.
- Let's take that boat out.
- Deck, deck, deck,
the guests are
gonna go ashore
to the beach bar.
- Copy that, Glenn.
Will you be joining them
for a cheeky shot?
- Couple naughty boys.
[ laughs ]
- Don't think so.
- Dinner's at what time?
- 8:30.
- Stay here
I'll bring back some friends.
- Come back with something, or
else you're not allowed back on.
- Let's go burn this
----ing beach down.
- I'm putting money
on it they're not
bringing anybody back.
- Pull right on the ----ing
beach, huh?
I don't wanna get the
----ing linens dirty,
what are you talking about here?
----ing knobheads.
- Oof.
- Oh!
- What are we doing?
What the ?
Right in the ----ing bar.
- Did they go to find chicks?
- There's no chicks over there.
- Where's the girls, eh?
What do we got?
We got any girls in here or no?
- Oof.
- Take it easy, cousin.
This ain't our territory.
- They're gonna like this,
because they're, like,
you know, drunk and
- What was that?
- They're gonna like this.
- Why are you looking at me
all funny?
Hooking up with anyone
on a boat is a risk.
- I'm gonna hug you.
Getting to know someone
more intimately is not something
you wanna do with your
coworkers five feet from you.
I have the hardest time
mixing work and play.
Get to work!
- There's nothing over here!
Terrible.
What am I gonna
do with the linens?
Oh! Ah!
Oh sh--.
- Oh! I love that!
My man!
Woo!
[ honking ]
- Okay, they're coming back.
[ honking continues ]
- He fell in!
- What the
- Woo!
- Whoa!
- Pip, pip.
- Give it a wash.
- How are you doing?
- He came on the boat
and fell over.
No more 1942 for you!
- Have you already
done stainless
and all that kind of stuff?
- I've just been walking around,
and wherever I'm walking,
I'm chamoising.
- Hm?
- Don't walk so loud.
- Don't walk so loud?
- Yes, they're
underneath us, sleeping.
- There's a bit of
breeze out here now.
I think we'll sail
in about five minutes.
- Copy that.
- Byron, Byron, Glenn,
I'm happy for you
to start picking up
whenever you like.
- Copy, copy.
- All right, you can keep going.
Yeah, that's it, Parker.
- Transom's away, Glenn.
- Okay, if you guys
wanna come up,
let's start getting
the mizzen up.
- Stop! I'm gonna
- Okay, let's go
for the main, please.
- Last wrap
and that's it.
- Okay, and you can shut down.
- Yep.
- We're sailing.
- Look at these ----ing
beautiful sails, bro.
You see these things?
- Yeah.
- Tell me that ain't something.
Look at the size of these
----ing things.
- Yeah, that's unbelievable.
- It is gorgeous,
though, look at this.
- Sailing.
- Georgia, Georgia, Madison
If you wanna go ahead and change
into our night dresses,
it's 6:30.
- Okay, thanks for the reminder.
- Oh sh--.
----ing Titanic, I don't get
what the is going on.
- Oh, this is
a good breeze, huh?
- Holy sh--.
Yo.
Is everything
all right over here?
- What's up, man?
- Hey, man.
- Holy sh--, this
is out of control.
I almost fell outta my bed.
- Oh, , you all right?
- Yeah, but I got
a little nervous.
I felt like I was
on the Titanic.
I didn't wanna say anything
here, what's going on.
- Somebody turn
this boat straight.
Oh, this thing is sideways.
- We're gonna have oysters
and chicken wings
for hors d'oeuvres.
- Would you like some of these
while we're out?
- No, I don't want that.
- No.
- I can't do
you got anything like
anything better?
- What do you feel like?
Do you want
- Something fresh?
- You want some crisps, you want
fish, you want some fruit?
- Yeah, I wanna some shrimp--
- A little shrimp, maybe
a little cocktail sauce
- Okay, I feel you.
To be honest, I come
from nightlife,
so I've seen so much worse than
this frathouse bullsh--.
If anything, I'm more
in my element
than I have been with
the silver service lot.
It's a walk in the park.
[ laughs ]
- Can we get some ----ing
shrimp cocktails
or something going?
- I think we're doing
hors d'oeuvres at 7:30.
- Can we do some, like,
hors d'oeuvres at, like
like, now?
- Yeah, I can talk to the chef.
He wants shrimp cocktail now.
- Who said shrimp cocktails
were on the menu, because
I don't have shrimp cocktails.
I served all the shrimp
at lunch.
Had you put it on
your preference sheet,
you'd have all the ----ing
shrimp cocktails
you ever wanted.
- I've been asking for
shrimp cocktails
for an hour and a ----ing half.
- Oh, my God, Marshall
is screaming right now.
- Holy sh--.
Can we get shrimp cocktail?
- We don't have any,
so he can off.
- Can ask for shrimp cocktails
400 times, I can't get one.
- Coming up
- Tommy, look at this.
- Oh, God, please
don't pick me up.
[ grunting ]
I've never been handled like
that by a charter guest before.
- Don't tell no one.
- All right, let's get rid
- All right, let's get rid
of this stuff.
- Yo, can I get ----ing
shrimp cocktail?
Holy sh--.
- Yo, ----ing shrimp cocktail.
- These are langoustine.
It's not actually shrimp-shrimp.
Langoustine
it's actually a type of lobster.
But these idiots will never
know the difference,
so I'm gonna make 'em
look like shrimp.
- Caviar, Tabasco.
- Oof.
- How we doing, boys?
Tell you something these are
actually little langoustines.
It's the most tender shrimp
you'll ever eat in your
entire life, I guarantee it.
Get it, boys.
- Thank you so much.
- Get it!
- All right all your
pictures, I'm eating this.
- You're not gonna have
the shrimp first?
[ laughs ]
Seriously.
- All this jabbering
about shrimp.
- What time is it?
I asked four ----ing hours ago.
- Well, it's there for you.
Such an asshole.
- Roasted!
- Okay, Byron, let starboard go.
- Oy!
- We'll do it again,
just get them
two on top so that we can
- Do you wanna
do you wanna just get this
over the side first?
You're gonna be falling all over
it, trying to get this out.
Let's put this one in the water
and then carry the other one
just straight on top of it.
- Whatever you want.
- So based on
the preference sheet,
I guess they want to be
at a nightclub.
One of the reviews has,
"As a woman, you should not want
"to go here unless you like
guys that are way too touchy.
I did not feel safe here."
Sounds like their kind of vibe.
- Sounds exactly
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Must be nice to be drunk
all the ----ing time
and living off your trust fund.
Typical ----ing American guys.
- I'll be in bed, so let me
know if they have a good time.
- So here's the deal
nightclub Del Aqua.
It starts at 12:00 midnight,
open till 5:00 a.m.
- Pardon me?
- So what are you gonna wear?
- I can't wait for
dinner tonight.
- My name means
"born on the farm".
- Georgia?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Georgia, I like
that accent on you.
- I drink Smirnoff Ice
all day long.
- Yeah, maybe
Georgia's flirting with Paget,
but I'm not affected by it.
Georgia, turn off
the Russian prostitute.
- I forget, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, if you gentlemen
are ready to have a seat
- Ready for dinner?
Gentlemen.
- We're ready.
- Hey, love all you guys.
Cheers.
- All right.
- Oof, that's ----ing delicious.
- I was like, yo
- You ready?
- Yeah.
- Ooh, I'm so sorry
sorry
- Just stop
you're make
you're ----ing making a mess.
.
- Nothing about
the food moved nothing.
- All right. it.
Let's go.
- Apparently he really needs
to get laid or something.
I'm like
- All right, all right.
- All right, all right,
all right.
- What do we got here, Chef?
- What is this, Adam?
- Right here we've got
some zucchini blossoms,
butternut squash puree.
Enjoy.
- This chef's incredible.
- This is the best chef
I've ever had in my life.
- This is delicious.
- , it's like
a bar down here.
- Little bitches don't finish
any of their drinks, either.
- Yeah.
- They're gonna go into Corfu
town to a place called Del Aqua.
It closes at 5:00 a.m.
- Okay, then someone's gonna
have to go back
and get them when they're
ready to come back.
- Yep.
- Whoever's on lates.
- That's Ciara.
She's up from now till 4:00.
- This is some of the best food.
- Is it okay if I clear?
- Thank you.
- Thanks, doll.
- Thank you.
- Super happy.
Madison, Jenna can you come
to the galley, please?
- Copy, on my way.
- And don't touch the dishes.
- What the was that ha
I was like, are you
serious right now?
- I wish I could roast this
food, but Chef's on fire here.
- Send it.
Do you mind helping them out?
- Yep.
- Thank you.
- Wow, thank you so much.
- Did you like the bison?
- Excellent.
Next-level.
- So they're gonna be going
off literally after dinner.
- Okay.
[ belches ]
- Was it good?
- It was amazing.
- The chef
- Come on!
- You stop talking sh--
for five minutes,
I'll give you a six.
- We'll write
a great Yelp review.
- Perfect.
So are you gonna
be ready to go pretty soon?
- We're ready.
- Okay, let's go do the
let's get to the aft deck, yeah?
- All right, I'm getting up.
Couple of shots.
- You all right, sweets?
- Just
- I know.
I'm just checking on you,
you look stressed.
- Mm.
- I love Madison.
I don't want her to be sad.
I grew up in a very loving,
wholesome community environment,
and I wanna spread that to
the far corners of the Earth.
Okay.
See you in the morning.
- Let's go, I need
100 percent tonight.
- Salud.
- Cheers.
- Cent'anni.
- To a great trip, all right?
- Okay, good night, kids.
- Captain.
- How's it going?
- Terrific, excellent.
- Cap, I'll see you later.
- All right, mate.
Be careful getting in there.
[ shouting ]
- Have fun, guys.
All crew, all crew,
that's guests off-board.
- I feel like I can still
hear them screeching.
[ laughs ]
- I'm gonna pick you up
from here.
Text me when you guys
are ready to be picked up.
- Have a good evening.
- Cheers, have a great night.
Love you guys.
- I think I'm gonna sleep
well tonight, actually.
- Yeah.
- Adam and Jenna
seem really into each other,
but it's awkward.
Obviously if the chief stew
and the chef don't get on
at one point, it could be quite
a lot of mayhem for everybody.
- Do you want any help?
- I need a big kiss
on my left cheek.
[ laughs ]
- Oh, wow, cool.
- You know what
I like is when you smell me.
[ laughs ]
Nice.
- In the middle of
the ----ing alleyway?
That's really how you guys
are doing it?
- That's how we do it.
- Well, I guess
I'll just go hit the hay.
- If you had it your way,
you'd be sleeping in my room.
[ laughter ]
- The Spork Express.
- If I have sexual
chemistry with somebody,
it's very hard
to not act upon it.
- Think we're on a good track.
- But Adam just wants
to take it a little bit slower.
It's like, come on.
[ phone chimes ]
- Night.
- They're on their way back.
- How far away are they?
- Twenty, 25 minutes.
- Uh, it said, "We are starving,
a lot of food would be great."
Did Adam leave anything
to put out for lates?
- There's a cheeseboard.
- He likes Kit-Kats
and Hershey's.
- it, I'm just gonna
go find some junk food.
- You good to go?
- Yo, double-tap on that.
- All righty, you guys ready?
- Yeah.
They better have a nice meal
ready for us to eat.
Like, I'm trying to feed
these two guys right here.
- Oh sh--.
Ooh!
- Oh, that's great.
- Welcome back.
- Wow!
- They got the meal
ready or what?
- Snacks on deck, man.
- Or else I'm calling the cops.
- Thank you.
- This is what we got?
- Yeah, I wanted a cheeseburger.
- We need to talk to someone.
- Um
- We need some more food.
- This is not food,
this is a snack.
- This isn't, like,
what we expected.
- I'm
I can wake up Adam.
----ing crazy, dude.
- What's the one thing you want
when you're drunk, besides dick?
Delicious food.
- They said we had
whatever we want here.
- When you're drunk, does
anyone want a cheese board?
- Who do we talk to
to get a cheeseburger?
- Who we gotta talk
to get food food?
- Where's the pizza?
- Gimme the food,
I'll go cook it.
- We need to talk to someone.
This is ----ing crazy, dude.
Gimme the food, I'll go cook it.
- If I woke up Adam,
it would be like waking up
the three-headed dog
in Harry Potter.
I could make you guys, like,
grilled cheese if you want.
- I'll take a grilled cheese.
- You got it.
I'm not poking that
----ing dog, like
[ snoring ]
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah, I know he's done.
- I'm no Adam, so I apologize.
- That's all right,
thank you for doing that.
- Thanks, you're the breast.
- Oof.
- Ugh.
[ snoring ]
- All right, I guess
I'm just gonna go to sleep.
- Good night, bro, thank you.
- I'm ----ing exhausted,
but at the same time,
Parker is making me feel some
sort of human connection.
I've been through the wringer,
and then all of a sudden it's
just like there's my friend.
Thank you for being there.
First thing we need
we'll tow the tender,
we'll pick up the Nauti Buoys.
- Okay, Glenn, Glenn,
ready to haul.
- Go for it, thanks.
- Good morning, how are you?
- Can we get you a coffee?
- Double espresso?
Here you go.
- Awesome.
- Oh!
- Gimme a ----ing--
[ screaming, grunting ]
[ shouting ]
- Yeah!
- They're already yelling.
- This is my first time
eating breakfast.
- Ever?
- Ever.
- Yeah, bring that over.
- Bacon, eggs and hollandaise
- I don't eat breakfast.
- We're getting
----ing swindled.
- Good morning, boys.
- Good morning.
- Hey, we've got some
apple fritters,
pain au chocolate,
we got bacon
Let me try it,
to make sure it's good.
That's all right.
- Wow.
- Good.
You want anything else to order,
just let me know.
- I need, like, maybe
three eggs, scrambled.
- Yeah.
- Two over-medium.
- Yeah.
- And then can
can you make like a waffle
or a pancake or something?
- Yeah.
- Either one.
- Could I have
the same order as him?
Can I have cheese
on my eggs, too?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Adam.
- Okay. Are you kidding me?
Who eats that many eggs?
trying to wrap my head around
how much we need to do.
- Yeah.
- How is everything?
- Chef's a beast.
- Food is good.
- Yeah.
- My chief stew is more absent
than my father figure.
- How many orders of scrambles?
- Three scrambled and
two of those over, um
- Over-medium?
- Yeah.
- He also wanted scrambled.
- Yeah.
- And an over-medium.
- Yeah.
- What a ----ing dick.
- I know.
- Drinkie.
- Drinkie.
- Yeah, true.
- You're pancakes will be up
in just a minute.
- Can you pass the salt
and pepper, please?
- Here you go, Frank.
- Pancakes.
- Oh sh--, look what's up.
- Good morning.
- What's up, Hollywood?
- All right, queen.
- Okay.
- They're good.
- Yes, sir, may I please
have another, sir.
Yes, sir, where's the lube, sir?
- I will see you later.
[ laughter ]
- Nice!
- Hey!
That was ----ing
with the watch, bro?
- With the watch.
- These guys have no respect
for anything at all.
- Careful over there, Ciara
glass, eh?
- Yeah, I know.
- I just ----ing
fixed this boat.
This is not how
you treat a superyacht.
- How much of a pain in the ass
when he pops that
and you gotta look
for the glass?
- I just wanna make sure there's
not, like, shards or something.
- Yeah, no, we're
yeah, but we're professionals,
I promise.
- We caught him with needles
in the bathroom.
- Hey, Tommy, look, hey
look at this.
- Oh, God, please
don't pick me up.
[ grunting ]
- Oh, my God.
- I'm working out.
- Please put me down.
Please put me down.
Okay, Lenny, please put me down.
Thank you.
- Speak it.
- I've never been handled like
that by a charter guest before.
Like
I have, like, no words.
[ shouting, howling ]
- Oh, God, please
don't pick me up.
Okay, Lenny, please put me down.
Thank you.
- Speak it.
Don't tell no one.
- Oh, my .
- Oh, my God,
please put me down.
Lenny, please put me down.
- Oh, my God.
[ groaning ]
- Madison
- Yeah?
- You see what I did to the
little girl on the boat?
- Come here.
- I literally was like,
"Put me down,"
and he wouldn't put me down.
- Just take a deep breath.
- I know, I know, I know no.
- Like, it hurt.
- I'm sure.
I'm sure.
- For now, just
take a deep breath.
Come on.
- It's just, like,
disrespectful.
- Parker, Parker, Byron.
- Parker's down here.
- Go, go, go.
- Glenn, which anchor are you
thinking, port, starboard?
- Starboard's fine.
Let's go out to three
let it go, let it go.
- Stop! Okay.
- Having a charter
guest manhandle you
puts you in an awkward position.
- How you doing, girl?
- I'm okay.
If you make note of it to,
say, Jenna, the captain,
you're putting
people's tips in jeopardy,
you might piss off guests.
- What's going on?
- What's going on, man?
You need a drink?
- I need a couple drinks.
- So I'd rather just
keep my mouth shut.
- Let's get a round of shots
for the boys upstairs.
- Okay.
- How you feeling,
you all right?
- Yeah, man,
how are you feeling?
- Great.
That's what we care about.
- Right?
- Let's go.
- Look at look at the
beautiful background.
- Life is amazing.
- It's gonna be a long night.
- Yep, it's gonna get rowdy.
- Ooh.
- I'll just keep drinking.
- If you wanna switch with me
and Ciara tonight, let me know.
It might not be a bad idea.
- Yeah, we'll do that.
- Richie's not around, is he?
We were just gonna
ask him a plan.
- We were gonna go to that
other beach bar.
- Yeah, so do you wanna
have dinner first
- Yeah, that's fine.
- and then go?
- Yeah, sure.
So dinner at 8:30,
and then beach bar, 9:30.
- Perfect.
[ shouting ]
- Woo!
- I need a martini!
- I pick Lenny in a fight.
Next time, I pick Lenny.
- These guests are
a form of Neanderthal.
[ shouting, laughter ]
- Band-aid man!
You're all banged up.
- So tonight I'm gonna
serve them tomahawk steaks,
and they can beat each other up
with the bones afterwards.
- I swapped the watches tonight.
Parker's gonna be on late,
because not knowing
what situation we might go
into with those people, so
- Yeah, good idea,
good thinking.
- Take it easy,
we're getting ready,
we're going out
to the bar tonight.
So I need a little
bit more rest.
- Can you pass me
my night dress?
It should be on the bed.
- Oh, yeah.
- We're gonna be setting
a white tablecloth?
- I don't even know
why I'm doing this.
They're not gonna care
about it anyway.
[ heavy snoring ]
- Jenna, are we still on for
8:30, or postpone a little bit?
- He's still not out.
I predict he will be shortly.
- The old standby.
- So the bar actually
closes at 11:00.
- We're gonna eat now?
- Yeah, we're waiting on you.
- All right, so we'll eat now.
- Okay.
Well, I just saw dick,
so that was cool.
- I swapped the watches tonight.
- That's what we're saying
so you and I are gonna
switch our watch.
- Yeah.
- For the rest of the charter.
- Yeah.
- As duty calls, I will protect
the crew, protect the boat,
protect my captain,
and protect our guests.
- I'm happy, because
they will listen to him
more than they'll listen to me.
- Yeah.
- It's like James Bond.
- I'd listen to him.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.
- Okay, they're all up.
- Just throw a little gel
- Don't forget the ice,
gotta put the ice on.
- Fifteen minutes.
- Hair check.
- Hair check.
- Watches.
- It's 8:52, 9:01
- Pull the chain out, maybe.
- You get the cologne?
- A little pump.
Oof oof oof.
You wanna hit it?
- Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, that actually feels
really good.
- It does?
- Yeah.
- I just feel like I'm pinching.
- Harder.
- I'm no angel, but Chef and
the chief stew having a thing,
I would not call it productive
or healthy in the workplace.
- Yeah, it actually feels
the best, though
- Oh, yeah.
- Just
- Be professional.
- Just take it, take it all.
- Jenna's, like, whipped.
- Yo, which one of you guys
lit my candles?
- Need to know a game plan here.
- We're just waiting
for the food.
- And then we're gonna
head over to the bar?
- I heard the bar closes
at 9:00.
- It's closed at 11:00.
- First of all, the club's
open until 11:00.
- 11:00, yeah.
- And second of all,
when I get there,
the club's gonna be open
until 2 in the morning.
- We're waiting for the food,
then we're making moves.
- Ten minutes, just 10 minutes.
- Okay, perfect.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna, if
you wanna come up, please?
- Yeah, of course, copy,
on my way.
- We rolling?
- Yeah.
- What are we gonna do?
We're not gonna be able
to get to this place.
- It closes at 11:00.
- That looks so good.
- When it gets the butter,
it can roll.
- Are you in the mood for steak?
- Oh, my Lord.
- My God, that thing's bigger
than Austin's trust fund.
- Wow don't tell
don't tell anyone about that.
- Holy sh--, this piece
of meat is unbelievable.
- Do you like
- I'm eating this whole thing.
- Yo, guys, we got eight minutes
to get to the club.
- They close at
what time, 11:01?
- It closes at 11:00.
- Maybe you should have
gotten ready earlier,
and it wouldn't
have been an issue.
- We might have
30 minutes before
this ----ing place closes.
We're ready to leave,
can we get outta here?
- I'll get the tender
for you right now.
- Okay.
- Yo, I'll call the place.
Hello, how are you?
What time do you guys close?
No, no, not for dinner,
but for drinks.
Ha, perfect!
We're on our way.
- What did Jess say to you?
- Jen, Jen.
- We called the beach club,
he goes
I go, "What time do
you guys close?"
"Um, I don't know,
I think we close,
uh, 2:00 in the morning,
whatever you want."
- Oh, my mistake.
- Yo, I think we're all
we're all just being played.
They they don't
close at 10:00.
We're in Greece.
Jen, Jen my biggest thing
in life is lies.
- Okay.
- I just don't
like being lied to.
Just don't lie to me.
- Well
- Jen, Jen
yo, I think we're all
just being played.
- Okay.
Every interaction with
these guys is soul-sucking.
I'm a little bit confused
about the miscommunication.
- Me, too.
I don't know what's going on.
- I just don't
like being lied to.
Just don't lie to me.
- Tommy, hold on for one second.
- Okay.
- That was a miscommunication.
- The bar is open.
- Their bar is open till 2:00.
The restaurant closes at 11:00.
- Yeah.
- Miscommunications happen, bro.
- Hurry up, wait.
Hurry up, wait.
- No, man, I'm sorry to get
----ing agitated.
Can we just leave?
- All right, let's go,
we're leaving.
- Paget, Paget, Jenna,
the guys will be ready
to go in the tender.
- Yeah, we're standing
by all ready to go.
- Thank you.
- Yo, watch out,
watch out, watch out.
That's a misunderstanding.
- Ooh!
- Man, oh, man.
- Yeah, watch out, there's mad
misunderstandings on this boat.
- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.
- Go ahead.
- The guests are in the tender.
[ shouting, laughter ]
- Let's go.
- Are they off the boat?
- Yeah.
Tommy is really mad
because he said
he feels like he's
being lied to.
- My lady.
- Don't slip, there might be
a misunderstanding.
- Yeah, he turned.
- Woo, the party's here.
Let's get it started.
- Yo, Tommy, the place
is closed at 11:00.
- Place closed at 11:00.
Do you want me to help
and then go to bed?
- No, you're fine,
you can go now.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you, Tommy.
How you doing?
- What is your name?
- Maia.
- Oof.
- Get another round
for everyone.
- Yeah, I just wanna get
out a bit tonight.
You come out with us?
- Yeah.
- Uh
- What's up, man?
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Hasta mañana.
- Good night.
- You the DJ?
- Yeah.
- All right, you ready?
- Okay.
This is Parker.
I'm bringing a DJ back
to the boat
before I bring the guys
and some guests.
- Copy that.
, dude.
It's gonna be
another long night.
- You're gonna sit right there.
- Yep.
- Hiya, Richie, a pleasure
to meet you.
- Madison?
- Yeah, go ahead, Parker.
- Copy that.
- I gotta get that.
- I'm Madison.
- I'm Phillip.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- The party lives on.
We're going till
- If we do have a DJ
- 4:00, 5:00 a.m.,
be ready to go.
- Do we have a DJ?
- We have a DJ.
[ toasting, shouting ]
- Watch your heels.
- Thank you.
- Yep.
- Yay!
- Yay!
- Woo!
[ club music ]
[ honking ]
- Madison, Madison, Parker
guests are coming on.
- Copy, thank you.
- Ladies, come on, come on.
Come on, ladies.
[ cheering, clapping ]
- Hey!
- Here comes the sh---show.
Here we go.
- Hi.
- We got a shot waiting for you
right when you get up here.
- Welcome aboard.
- Cheers.
- Round two.
- Round two.
- Yo, get your ass up here!
- Yamas!
- Yamas!
- Could we get another round of
drinks for the girls, please?
- Yeah.
- Demetra.
Here we go.
- We might need some
actual food for later.
- Yo.
- What is this?
- Quesadillas
it's very hot, be very careful.
- Oh!
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- We got this.
- It's absolute insanity
on the boat right now.
- Okay, I'll rinse these again.
- I'll get it.
[ grunting ]
- Oh! It's okay.
- He lost his --ing mind.
He went, like
- Where?
- Let's do a shot!
- Gimme one
gimme one second.
What the , dude?
- Next, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"
- Is this considered
a water sport?
[ laughs ]
- These guys still suck.
- Parker has not made
his bed once.
- I haven't made
my bed in how long?
- He can be a man
and talk to me to my face.
- If he's complaining
about my bed being made,
I don't give a .
- How would you prefer
- I just don't care.
- You're being unprofessional.
It's not okay.
I just don't feel like
I get any respect from you.
- Ow me, bro.
- You literally just
stepped on glass.
- That's okay, it's okay,
it's okay.
- Oh, my God.
- I've done body shots
like this in gay bars before.
I very much do
challenge boundaries.
- What the
is going on here?
- I thought we were on
the same page; I guess not.
- Don't be like that.
- Why do you look like
you're about to cry?
[ sniffling, sobbing ]
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