Betty (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

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- JANAY: You lied to me.
- DONALD: How?
Because the exact same thing
happened to me
when we were together!
Wow.
You're trippin', Janay.
FAROUK: You don't think
this situation is serious.
You got 48 hours. After that,
I can't protect you anymore.
My God,
so would you rather have it be
that I did get arrested?
- Yes!
- Yes!
- What's up, Kirt?
- Heard you were in a timeout.
Shit!
What? Who are we hiding from?
My dad.
So I guess you're not out yet?
HOHEYBEAR: Look I don't need
to explain myself.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
Honeybear! Are you serious?
Are you like, mad at me?
I said we're good,
so we're good.
I'm over this right now,
I'm out.
KIRT: I'm really sorry,
and I hope you can forgive me.
Come here!
- You say you want to cry ♪
But your tears are dry ♪
- Fuck.
- When I was that way ♪
There's nothing left
to say ♪
- You wanna try?
- How?
- Nothing left to say ♪
- There you go.
Now bend them.
Now let's try to ride.
Whoo!
- Now my lady's on fire ♪
- All right, go really fast now.
I didn't even see you there.
- That's 'cause
you're in the zone.
Hello.
- Hi.
- Um, can you fix
your feet for me?
Can you put one foot right here?
And bend your knees.
- It's a little bit tight.
- Yeah, you can't move your legs
'cause of this stiff-ass skirt.
Um
- Cuff up?
- Let's roll yeah,
let's roll it up.
- Um
both: It's okay.
- It's just so you
can move your legs.
Here you go.
Does that feel better?
Now try again
and push as hard as you can
and bend your knees like a frog.
- What are you doing?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
- We're just teaching her
how to skate.
- Yeah, who told you
to teach her?
- Go inside.
- No, it's okay.
She just wanted to learn,
and it looked like
she was interested in it.
- Yeah, it looked like what?
You know what?
It's none of your business.
And if you don't
get out of here,
I'm gonna call the police.
- Wait, hold on.
Excuse me.
Wh wh
- Excuse you what?
- Um, why?
We're just teaching her
She seemed like
she was having fun.
- No, 'cause this is my kid,
and you don't get to decide
what happens with her.
- We're sorry.
- I'm not deciding.
- Control yourself!
- Well, sorr we're sorry.
- Stop raising your voice.
- Yeah, I'll raise
my voice if I want to.
This is my block,
and if you don't get out
of here in two seconds,
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm not kidding.
- What are you gonna say?
- I'm gonna say there's some
girls who were touching my kid.
- Touching your kid?
- Yeah, it's totally
inappropriate.
- We're sorry.
- Fuck you!
- All right, Camille!
- There it is.
- Fuck you!
- My lady's on fire ♪
- This is not our battle, bitch.
- All she wanted
to do was skate.
- Yo, let's just chill.
Relax, okay?
We can't just be fighting
people's dads like that.
Okay?
- Since when did you get
all peaceful?
- Since yesterday.
- What happened yesterday?
- I saw the truth, bro.
And once you see it,
you can't not see it.
Well, isn't that
with everything you see?
- What I'm trying to say is,
I realize that it's my fault
that you got arrested,
and I'm really sorry.
I fucked up really bad.
- It's okay,
and thank you for apologizing.
I'm still surprised you didn't
wanna beat up that guy with me.
- I wanna stop fighting
the patriarchy
and just start helping
the matriarchy instead.
- Yeah, I feel like you should
host another one
of those girl sessions like
the one I met you and Janay at.
- Um, well,
I tried that one time
and nobody came.
- Who cares?
You really gonna let that
stop you from trying again?
Well, fuck that.
I'll help you.
- Okay, if you wanna help me,
then I'm down to try it again.
Fuck it.
Why not?
You know what I need right now?
- What?
- A hug.
- I don't really
- I don't really hug.
- You do now, bitch!
What?
What the f
Whoo!
- Look, I tried,
but I don't have your money.
Just let me talk to Karl.
I'll deal with him.
- No, nope.
Not happening.
- Please just call him.
Let me speak to him.
This jacket is worth
so much more than I owe him.
- Let me see this thing.
This is nice.
- It's Gucci, buddy?
There's a nice brocade inside.
Seams are tight.
This is classy.
- See?
- Look, I can't call him
'cause
- Because?
'Cause what?
Did he threaten you again?
Did he say he was gonna fuck up
your other foot?
Did he say that he was gonna
chop off your pinkies?
- No, I can't
- Wait, is he gonna kill you?
Is he really mad?
- No, no!
Because I'm freaking Karl!
What?
- I'm Karl.
- What?
- Yeah.
I made him up.
No, you didn't.
- Yeah.
- No way.
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Yeah, you gave me no choice.
You don't respect me.
You don't take me seriously.
- I took a fucked-up
modeling job
to try and get your money back.
- What's fucked up
about modeling jobs?
You did porn?
- No!
They were, like,
being racist and shit.
- What?
Racist porn?
- It wasn't porn.
- Damn.
That is fucked up.
Listen, I just needed you
to be honest with me.
You know?
You seem to, like, withhold
a lot of information.
- What do you mean?
- You think I don't know
that you come down
from the Upper East Side
to play?
You're not from the streets.
- I'm not from
the Upper East Side.
- East, West, same shit, man.
- I'm from SoHo.
- What?
- I'm from SoHo.
- So what?
- I'm saying I'm, like like,
I got your back, you know?
I'm, like, the only nice drug
dealer you're ever gonna meet.
There's dealers on every block
and every borough
and every town, neighborhood.
You know what?
- What?
- There's only one Farouk, baby.
- So enough with the shady shit.
Own your stee, man.
So you're a rich girl.
Hustle like a rich girl.
That's dope.
Like a Wall Street
business lady.
- I hear you, Farouk.
- Right?
- I really do.
- Okay.
And, you know,
Karl might not barter,
but Farouk does.
This is cracky.
- I'm gonna try this on.
- Man!
- It's a boot!
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Look at him play.
- Does it look good?
- Swag.
Swag!
- All right, we're even.
Okay?
- Okay.
- Let's do this.
Here, hold on to this.
Ma?
Hey, Ma.
- Get that board off my rug.
- Okay.
Yo, I wanted to
- You stole a check from me.
- Okay, so
- You stole a check from me.
- Yes.
- And you thought
I wouldn't notice.
- No, I'm gonna tell you why.
- There's no reason
or explanation
or excuse that you
could give me.
- You're not
- That's it!
- You're not even
gonna listen to me?
- Give me the keys.
- My keys?
- To the apartment.
Give me the keys.
- No.
- Okay, my therapist said
I had to go through with this.
Give me the keys.
- Your therapist?
- Give me the keys!
- Your therapist?
- I'm not even gonna
ask you again.
I'm just gonna change
the locks, Indigo.
- Because your stupid
fucking therapist said to?
- You're done!
Indigo, I'm done!
- These look good.
- Thank you.
- So what's going on
with you and Ash?
She gonna come?
- I don't think so.
- Why?
- Because I messed it up.
- You "messed it up"?
Why do you think
you messed it up?
- Things just happened.
Well, maybe you guys
just need to talk.
- Can we just drop it?
- Okay.
- All-girl skate sesh.
- Hey, excuse me.
We're having a girl sesh.
Here.
Both: Thank you.
- Come on out.
Tell your friends.
What?
What?
Basic bitches might skate too.
You don't know.
- Yo, stop, stop.
Here, all-girl skate session.
Come through.
It's gonna be so cool.
- Dope.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Hey, we're having
a skate session.
You should come through.
- Sweet.
Thank you, dude.
- Ooh, can I get one?
No, because you're not a woman.
Cool.
Well, have fun.
- Um, I'm gonna pay you back
for bailing me out,
but in the meantime,
like, anything you need,
smokes or food or whatever,
I got you C-Town discount.
- Well, now that you mention it,
my living situation
is a little sus at the moment.
The thing is,
I lived with my mom,
but she just kicked me out.
- Wow.
- Why?
- I forged one of her checks
- Damn.
- So I could bail you guys out.
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
- Dude, I'm so sorry.
- No, but
- I didn't know that that's
- Look, I was in a sticky
financial situation anyways,
and it's not like anybody
put a gun to my head
and forced me to bail y'all out.
- I guess.
- But I was wondering
if I could stay with you.
- Yeah, I think so.
I just
- I just have to ask my dad.
- Yeah, for sure.
Of course.
Totally.
Or I could ask him.
And, you know, I'm sure
he'll say yes once I explain
how I bailed you out of jail
and
- Okay, okay.
- Saved your life.
You're an asshole.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
What are you doing
behind the shelf?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Come over here.
Come here.
Let me see what you got.
- It's for a girl skate sesh.
Good, good.
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry I think
you're stealing.
- That's why I scream to you.
- No.
I wasn't stealing.
- You know how many people
steal in a day?
- I know, a lot of people.
- We fighting every day
with the thief people.
They come in behind the shelf
and steal.
- Sometimes they had put it
inside their pants.
They come in inside
and they steal.
They had, like, ten
The big one soap.
- Ten bottles of soap?
- Ten bottle.
I swear to God.
You can't even imagine.
Inside their
- In their pants?
- Inside their jeans.
- So you caught them?
Yeah.
- We push him behind the door,
beat him up so bad.
- You beat him up?
- Yeah, motherfucker.
I fuck you up!
- Hey.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
- Yo.
What's up, 'Nay?
- Hey.
- Um
Look, so I
I saw you took the channel down.
- Yeah, I deleted it.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I figured
that's what happened.
And, look, you know,
I actually get it.
- Hey, we're having
a all-girl skate sesh.
You should come through.
- Thanks.
- You guys doing
an all-girl skate sesh?
That's sick, man.
That's really cool.
So look, I-I just came here
to say that, like
I know I have to look
at myself, you know?
And I just don't think I can
do that without your help.
Um, you know, look,
you're, like, the only person
that's ever been able
to call me out on my shit
and, like, in a way that I'm,
like, able to see the truth,
and look, just,
will you help me?
Like, I can't
do this without you.
- Okay, so it's on me now?
That's what you're saying?
- No, no.
Um, I just
I'm broken, Janay.
I
- Broken?
Dog, you look fine.
- You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
- I don't know what you mean.
I don't.
Like, I'm actually trying
to figure all this
out right now.
I'm trying to figure out
why you're here.
Like, I'm I'm here
handing out these flyers.
I don't know how you found me.
And, like, I haven't been
answering your calls,
and then you come down here
and you tell me
that you're looking to get help,
you need help
but the only way
that you can do that
is if I help you.
- No, it's not that's not
- I feel like you're pressuring
me at this moment to help you.
- It's not like that at all.
It's it's not like that.
It just
Janay, come on, man.
It's me, man.
There's no need to, like,
psychoanalyze anything.
Psych
- How long have we known
each other?
You know, twin brother.
Like, I'm just here
and I'm just
I need your help.
- So now you're the victim.
All right.
Okay.
But hey, I'm proud of you
for wanting to get help,
and good luck with that.
- In the kit,
they give you the leg,
wax strips,
and the body wax strips,
but I didn't know which one
was which, right?
So instead of using the one
that's, like, this big
for your pussy
so it doesn't hurt you,
I used the leg one, bro,
and I put it on my pussy
and I started ripping it,
and it started bleeding!
So then I had to, like,
carefully peel it off,
and then I had, like, wax
all over my pussy
and I had to shave it.
- Fuck that.
I don't do that.
You should just keep it natural.
What do you do, Honey Bear?
You wax?
You keep it out?
- I'm just gonna film,
go back to filming.
- You know what?
Is it look like this?
It probably does.
Look.
The post is getting mad love
on the 'Gram.
It is.
- Mad people are reposting it.
- That's great.
Damn.
- Mad shorties.
What's up with you?
- Bambi.
He keeps texting me,
and I don't know what to say
or if I should respond.
- You're wasting your damn time.
Didn't he dump
the shit out of you?
- I don't know.
- Yeah, why you tripping?
Just ignore him.
- I know but it's not
I mean, it's hard because
I don't want us
to have beef or anything.
Like, we're
- That's not beef, bro.
That's just keeping
your distance.
- Yeah, why are you holding on
to Bambi so tight?
Like, is he that cool?
- He's just
I guess he's, like,
really, like
I'm I, like
I'm, like, attrac
I li he's smart.
She's addicted
to what that dick did!
- No, I didn't no!
I did not hook up with him.
I swear I didn't
hook up with him.
I just think he's smart
and cool and, like,
he's, like
- Is that what it is?
- I'm, like, attrac
- Smart, he's smart?
- I just
- Is that what it is?
- You think he's smart?
- Yeah.
- He told you he read
"The Alchemist."
- Like, really smart?
He's deep.
- Look, look.
When I need a reminder not
to text a stupid boy back
- "Big Dick, Little Wallet."
As his contact.
- I'll never text him again.
That's a good one.
- Let me see this.
- No, give it back.
Honey Bear, come on.
Don't
"Wrinkly Balls."
That's what she wrote.
- Are they wrinkly, Camille?
- No, I-I never
Guys, I didn't see them.
- Okay, wait.
Let me try, let me try.
Let me see.
- Yo, let me do one.
- Four S'.
- Let me do one.
- No, please don't give her
the phone.
Please don't give her the
Fuck.
- French Braids His Pubic Hair.
- Wow.
- Here you go.
- Yeah, that's real smart
of him.
- That's a good one.
- That's what
intelligent boys do.
- No, they put, like,
white wigs on it or something.
You know,
like George Washington.
- What?
- What?
- What?
What?
A way with words.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't think you'd
actually fall.
Come on.
Come, come here.
Come on, come on.
Come back.
- Just take my phone away
so I don't text him back.
- I can do that.
It's mine now.
- Stop.
What are you doing?
You're always filming.
Is that what you wanna do?
You wanna be a filmmaker?
- I don't know, but the thing
about filming is,
people say things to the camera
that they never say
to your face.
- Yeah?
What do you wanna say?
What do you wanna say
to the camera?
- I'm Honey Bear.
I like anime and horror films.
I'm kind of awkward,
and I know that.
- You leapt
from crumbling bridges ♪
Watching cityscapes
turn to dust ♪
- But I'm on this date
right now with this girl Ash.
- Filming helicopters
crashing ♪
In the ocean
from way above ♪
And, I'm trying not
to screw it up.
- Got the music
in you, baby ♪
- What are you looking at?
- Tell me why ♪
- Get that camera
out of my face.
- Got the music
in you, baby ♪
Tell me why ♪
You've been locked
in here forever ♪
And you just can't
say good-bye ♪
Your lips, my lips ♪
Apocalypse ♪
Go and sneak us ♪
Through the river and you
just can't say good-bye ♪
- You've been locked
in here forever ♪
And you just can't
say good-bye ♪
Ooh, whoa ♪
When you're all alone ♪
I will reach for you ♪
When you feel alone ♪
I will be there too ♪
Fucking move!
- My God!
I'm I'm so sorry!
- You know what I mean?
So it didn't
- All right now, but
- My God.
- Shit.
- Whoa.
My God.
I've never seen this many girls
on skateboards
- in my entire life.
- My God.
- So neat.
- Yo, there's so many girls!
- Where's Kirt?
- Yo, where are you at?
- Bro, I'm okay,
but I got doored.
I'm in a fucking ambulance.
- What the fuck?
Where are they taking you?
We can come to you.
- Stay there, bro.
This session is important, okay?
You gotta represent.
- But you literally planned
this whole thing.
- We did.
Go skate.
- All right, I'm gonna
make sure that this goes right.
All right?
I got it.
- I'm gonna leave now.
What's up, boo?
- You should just start.
Kirt got hit by a car.
She's not gonna make it.
- She died?
- No!
- What the fuck?
- Is she okay?
- No, I don't mean like that.
I mean, like,
she's not gonna make it here.
She just got doored.
She said we should just go.
- Well, are you guys ready?
- Yeah, come on.
Let's go.
- All right, yo, let's go!
This way.
- Come on, let's go!
- Hey, I saw your video.
- Hey, girl, hey!
Kirt, you should be here.
- Yeah, fuck.
- Yo, but look.
We're all here.
Look at this shit.
Look at what we did.
- What the fuck?
Yo, guys, we did that shit.
My God.
- Yo, you wanna skate?
- That's not funny, bitch.
I'm disabled.
- Yeah, let's let's go.
- Sunshine,
it's a friend of mine ♪
At the school line, checkin'
all the boys who were fine ♪
We were in line
when we got the first sign ♪
The boy she liked
checkin' out was mine ♪
- I love you guys so much.
- And this time I'm flamed ♪
Cold-blooded in this,
yeah, you know my name ♪
Home girl,
I'm doing my thing ♪
Put it down and in the real,
that's just my game ♪
No hoes,
they ain't the same ♪
Start feeling their stuff,
start acting up ♪
So I'm throwing elbows,
saying "Back it up ♪
Tell my homies on the track,
"Let's wrap it up" ♪
But we go ghost riding ♪
Got the pumps in the back ♪
Let a ho keep hiding ♪
We jump beside it ♪
Stomp the yard, to the club,
on the floor we sliding ♪
Pop a juice
when they see me shine ♪
Fellas take my coat,
hand it on the rec line ♪
Now it's time
and we proceed ♪
Come get with me
if you know my seat ♪
- Sunshine,
it's a friend of mine ♪
At the school line, checkin'
all the boys who were fine ♪
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- Hot girls keep looking ♪
Post it up, throwing up,
so mad 'cause I'm looking ♪
I can get your man
and his friend too ♪
All I do is crack a smile
when they fall through ♪
I'm so bad and they so not ♪
Turning my back,
tell 'em go kick rocks ♪
He say, she say,
they say, "" ♪
When I say, you say,
we all say "bye" ♪
I don't take home losers ♪
You come through my hood,
damn right I can school ya ♪
Got my right-hand girl
on the side ♪
The left side make sure
you all right ♪
Ain't my fault
got my girls on my side ♪
We stay calm,
fuck girls gone wild ♪
And you know
we had to tap it up ♪
Man, I told you once,
yo, that's what's up ♪
- Sunshine,
it's a friend of mine ♪
At the school line, checkin'
all the boys who were fine ♪
We were in line
when we got the first sign ♪
The boy she like
checkin' out what's mine ♪