Betty White's Off Their Rockers (2012) s01e06 Episode Script
Nuns Raise Money in an Unusual Way
Could you do me a favor? Would you just hold that up, just if you would, just to see if I could To myself? Thank you, dear.
What you think about that? It's a great color.
For you? Yeah, but I don't like the sleeves.
[Gasps.]
Oh, my God, what is he doing? [Laughs.]
I like short sleeves.
Okay.
You know? Man: I was gonna say, the weather changing and all.
- Weather change and all, you know? - Wow.
- That's better.
- Yeah? - What do you think? - Yeah.
I don't like the [Laughs.]
I don't like the, you know, just Now it looks like something would wear.
You know, it's a shabby-chic thing? Yeah.
[Laughs.]
No, I think I changed my mind.
I appreciate it, though.
Thanks a lot.
[Laughing.]
No problem.
[Laughing.]
This man just cut up a shirt.
[Twisted sister's "we're not gonna take it" plays.]
We're not gonna take it no, we ain't gonna take it we're not gonna take it anymore Hey! We're not gonna take it Take my picture! No, we ain't gonna take it we're not gonna take it Oh, my God! - * Anymore * - Hit me! - * We're not gonna take it * - Come back here! No, we ain't gonna take it Say "big boobs.
" We're not gonna take it anymore Aaaaah! [Gasps.]
Welcome to "Off Their Rockers," the hidden-camera show where everything old is new again.
Back in 1972, we buried a time capsule.
Let's see how times have changed.
Oh, Lou, your tie-dyed T-shirt! [Chuckles.]
Oh, I remember that concert.
I don't.
And and a burned bra.
This just might be mine.
[Chuckles.]
I think it's mine.
Actually, it was mine.
Remember? [Chuckles.]
Oh, whoa.
Things have changed since 1972.
[Chuckles.]
[Up-tempo music plays.]
Woman: It's breast awareness week.
Great.
So Thank you so much.
[Laughs.]
Breast awareness week.
Won't you donate? Oh, thank you.
Breast awareness! Sister, sister, don't leave me alone Thank you.
Oh, my God! Don't let go stay with me Thank you! Yes! [Laughs.]
Sister, sister, tell him no sister, sister, please don't go Here, birdie, birdie.
Here, birdie, birdie.
[Bag rustling.]
Birdie! [Surf music plays.]
Are there any birdies here? Anyone sitting here? No.
Go for it.
You are.
All right.
Right, right.
Right in the sun.
That looks really good.
Thank you.
Is that, uh, red leaf? Excuse me, sir? Mmm.
[Muffled.]
I would have gotten the steak.
It's my meal.
I paid for it.
Okay.
All right.
I still would have gotten a steak, but thanks anyway.
You guys were great.
Stop don't stop, don't stop, don't stop How we doing, ladies? This is gonna keep my head nice and warm.
And these are gonna keep my hands nice and warm.
And this is gonna keep my weekends nice and hot.
[Surf music plays.]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, good.
Thank you.
[Sighs.]
Oh, my God.
Oh, the party I went to last night it was rad.
[Chuckling.]
Totally.
Oh, like, um, you and Tyler are you two still tight? No, girl.
He freaked out when I pierced my hoo-hoo.
[Gasps.]
Girl, I didn't I didn't know you pinned your heynanny.
Oh, well, yes, kind of gnarly, [laughing.]
but it's totally pornalicious.
Ohh.
Let's bounce.
Oh! Let's do it.
[Surf music plays.]
Uh, special delivery for Betty White? I'm Betty White.
How do I know for sure? Have you lived in a cave for the past few years? Like, since 1952? Everyone knows me.
I'm sick of me.
What character did you play in the "Mary Tyler Moore" show? The happy homemaker, Sue Ann Nivens.
And who were you in "The Golden Girls"? Sweet, clueless Rose Nylund.
Mm-hmm.
And how old are you? Bite me.
[Chuckles.]
Confirmed.
Sign right here, Miss White.
[Chuckles.]
There you go.
[Chuckling.]
Okay.
See you tomorrow, Fred.
[Chuckling.]
Okay.
[Sighs.]
[Rock music plays.]
They're off! Oh, this is - And the pink one is in the first lane - Oh, there she goes.
- And the green one is in the second one.
- There they go.
And they're moving! And they're stride for stride! Pink and green.
Green and pink.
And it's done, folks! This race is over! [Up-tempo music plays.]
Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
M my ex is over there, and I don't want him to see me.
Okay.
- Could you do me a favor? - Mm-hmm.
C can I sort of could you put your arm around me so I can [Chuckling.]
No.
Really, just Can you can you just come a little closer? [Chuckling.]
No.
Right.
I'll talk to you later.
Okay, bye.
Oh, my God, here he comes.
Oh, please.
Just turn your back and block him.
Just turn toward me.
Thank you.
Just put your Just can you just take your hand put Man: Oh, I thought you said something that Oh, my God, here he comes.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my God.
My God.
Is he gone? I don't know who you're That guy, that guy.
- Oh, my God.
- Are you kidding? That's not him.
Thank you.
You're a sweetheart.
Thanks for the cuddle.
I haven't cuddled like that since the '70s! Thank you.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
I feel funny every time you come around ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Miss this is a no-cellphone zone.
- Okay.
- All right? I'm gonna have to have that phone.
Sorry? - I'm gonna have to confiscate your telephone.
- Why? There's a sign right over there.
It says, "no cellphones.
" There's a sign over there, "no cellphones.
" - Where? - I'm sorry.
Where does it say "no cellphones"? There's a sign all over the place.
Can I see it, then? M miss? Please.
I'd like to see it first.
Stay right where you are.
- Requesting backup.
- There's someone right there.
I have a hostile cellphone user.
There's someone right there.
- Woman: Copy that.
Backup on the way.
- Thank you.
I'm sorry, sir.
I've never been here before in my life.
You see this? There's a fine.
Just stay where you are.
Yeah, I see, I see, but I don't believe something has changed this ain't the way it used to be yeah, I see, I see, but I don't believe something has changed this ain't the way it used to be ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh Hey, big lard-ass! You say something to me? Not me.
Did you hear him say something to me? [Speaking native language.]
No English.
What did you call me? I didn't say anything to you, dude.
I'll tell you what.
What? I'm going over here.
I'll be back.
All right? Man: Ass-wipe! Let's go.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
Ann, more tea? Thank you, Betty.
I'm fine.
Sheila, how about or should I say "birthday girl"? [Chuckles.]
Thank you.
I'm good.
[Doorbell rings.]
Oh, I think your birthday present has arrived.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's the police.
What have we done? Afternoon, ma'am.
I'm here to inform you about a possible infraction.
Oh, of course, Officer.
We've been bad.
I'll start the music.
You handcuff the birthday girl.
- What?! - Uh Ma'am, I'm here about your hedges.
They're too high.
If you don't fix it, it's a $500 fine.
Oh.
Have a nice day.
Oh.
Thank you, Officers.
This guy's not with me.
Oh.
[Sultry music plays.]
Oh! Happy Birthday, Sheila! Bring it, tubby.
- Could we have a word with you, dear? - Could we have a minute of your time? - Could we talk to you a minute? - Just have a question we'd like - What's your name? - Michelle.
Both: Michelle.
This is my wife.
- Hi! - Hi, I'm Peg, dear.
- You have a very sweet name.
- Hi! - Are you married? - No.
We have a proposition.
We have a son.
He's very shy.
But, hopefully, you know, like in the old country, - we'd love to see him get married.
- Oh, okay.
We approve of you, dear, and we would love you if you could introduce us to your parents and get this, you know, marriage started.
Your parents would probably understand.
Do you know me? No, but we hope to get to know you.
- It's an arranged marriage, dear.
- An arranged marriage.
- Oh.
- When can we speak to your parents? Um, I I don't know.
You look like good breeding stock.
- Yes, yes! - Oh! That's important for grandparents.
Have a couple cute little babies.
You know, to have children.
That's important.
Okay.
Um, well, I don't We want 13 grandchildren.
Oh, wow.
That's a lot.
[Both laugh.]
Well, I don't know.
Um, I'd have to see.
Sorry.
You know, we're trying to do something here.
- You have to go to work? - Yeah, I do have to go to work.
No, no, that's okay.
Thank you anyway.
Thank you.
Well, I've seen everything, everything but I've never seen a thing like you yeah, I've seen everything, everything but I've never seen a thing like you [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Excuse me.
Would you hold this for me? Will you hold that? Thank you very much.
Now, this is a dirty Martini.
- Martini? - Yeah.
It's only $11.
If you give me some I.
D.
, it's all yours.
Okay? Hold this.
Okay.
- Where you coming from? - Huh? I'm coming from the bar down the street.
Oh, the bartender? Yeah.
You have some I.
D.
? Of course.
Okay.
What's the base? Is it vodka or gin? It's vodka.
Oh.
- Enjoy this, sir, please.
- Thank you.
There you go.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
Could you wait on me? My husband's waiting in the car.
I'd like to get this product here.
It's $12.
95, but I was wondering if you could give it to me for $3.
95.
No.
How about $4.
95? I can't.
$5? That's my limit.
I can't.
Sorry.
I'll buy my stuff someplace else.
Oh.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, God.
[Sighs.]
[Telephone rings.]
Hello? Oh! Hi, Helen.
Loud music? I don't know what you're talking about.
"Darn kids" is right! If I hear any loud anything, I'll walk right over there myself.
All right, dear, I'll talk to you later.
[Sighs.]
[Feedback shrieks.]
Okay, guys.
1 2 3.
[Loud rock music plays.]
Having a party from 9:00 to 9:00 you look so good and I'm feelin' fine Saturday night Excuse me.
Do you know how to text? - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Can you help me? Mm-hmm.
Okay.
.
It's to Cindy.
- Uh-huh?- Okay? Can you type this for me? "Cute picture.
" It just works just like a keyboard.
Oh.
"But that's not my baby.
" "It's not even Asian.
" Can you send it? And sending.
There you go.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Chicks are crazy.
I'm losin' my mind losin' my mind Yeah, Peg, that guy that I was telling you about, that I met online he's due up here soon, and I hope he's as cute as he was online, because it'll be a long afternoon if that's the case.
I hope he doesn't talk a lot, because I like to go straight to it, kiddo.
Listen, listen, I can't talk long.
- Um - Joan? - Yeah? Hi.
- How you doing? - Are you Kevin? - Yeah.
Hi, Kevin.
How you doing? Oh, I'm doing well.
Good.
I know we were supposed to go for a bite, but how about let's go into my place first, okay? Yeah, you got it.
All right.
What do you say? what do you say? what do you say? what do you say? [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Well, I've been cryin', beggin', jumpin' draggin', groanin' to get somewhere near to you I've been teasin', pleasin', cleanin', greasin', moanin' still I don't know what to do I've been told a girl needs time I've been lyin' here a mighty long time still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch yes, I'm still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch yeah, I'm still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch I've been cursin', rehearsin' and learnin' every single possible line Excuse me.
Could you do me a favor, please? It just takes a second.
I got a bad back, and I can't bend.
I want to secure my car.
All I need you to ow.
All I need you to do is take this tape and and and tape it all around the car.
Come on, it's important to me.
I got a bad back.
I can't bend down too good.
[Chuckles.]
I'm gonna do the top part.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'll do the top part.
See? Look.
I want to make it secure, 'cause I heard this is not a great neighborhood.
Come on, keep going.
Go ahead.
Go, go, go, go.
Go around.
Around.
Around.
Almost done.
I better not get arrested for this.
How could you get arrested? I don't know.
Come on, keep going.
Oh, no, around another time.
One more time.
Look, I'm doing the top.
I can't see, I can't bend, but I can do the top.
[Car alarm honking.]
[Laughs.]
[Surf music plays.]
Grooving on a girl who wears blue, blue velvet she don't wear no frown she don't have no money by the rich man's world There are so many great programs to help people my age get around these days.
My favorite is one called senior ride-along.
They pick me up and take me wherever I want to go, anytime I need them.
[Motorcycle engine revs.]
Oh! Here comes my ride now.
[Engine shuts off.]
Ready to roll? Oh, come on, Bubba, you know the drill! That's right, big mama handles the hog.
You might want to hang on.
I got places to be.
[Engine revs, tires screech.]
What you think about that? It's a great color.
For you? Yeah, but I don't like the sleeves.
[Gasps.]
Oh, my God, what is he doing? [Laughs.]
I like short sleeves.
Okay.
You know? Man: I was gonna say, the weather changing and all.
- Weather change and all, you know? - Wow.
- That's better.
- Yeah? - What do you think? - Yeah.
I don't like the [Laughs.]
I don't like the, you know, just Now it looks like something would wear.
You know, it's a shabby-chic thing? Yeah.
[Laughs.]
No, I think I changed my mind.
I appreciate it, though.
Thanks a lot.
[Laughing.]
No problem.
[Laughing.]
This man just cut up a shirt.
[Twisted sister's "we're not gonna take it" plays.]
We're not gonna take it no, we ain't gonna take it we're not gonna take it anymore Hey! We're not gonna take it Take my picture! No, we ain't gonna take it we're not gonna take it Oh, my God! - * Anymore * - Hit me! - * We're not gonna take it * - Come back here! No, we ain't gonna take it Say "big boobs.
" We're not gonna take it anymore Aaaaah! [Gasps.]
Welcome to "Off Their Rockers," the hidden-camera show where everything old is new again.
Back in 1972, we buried a time capsule.
Let's see how times have changed.
Oh, Lou, your tie-dyed T-shirt! [Chuckles.]
Oh, I remember that concert.
I don't.
And and a burned bra.
This just might be mine.
[Chuckles.]
I think it's mine.
Actually, it was mine.
Remember? [Chuckles.]
Oh, whoa.
Things have changed since 1972.
[Chuckles.]
[Up-tempo music plays.]
Woman: It's breast awareness week.
Great.
So Thank you so much.
[Laughs.]
Breast awareness week.
Won't you donate? Oh, thank you.
Breast awareness! Sister, sister, don't leave me alone Thank you.
Oh, my God! Don't let go stay with me Thank you! Yes! [Laughs.]
Sister, sister, tell him no sister, sister, please don't go Here, birdie, birdie.
Here, birdie, birdie.
[Bag rustling.]
Birdie! [Surf music plays.]
Are there any birdies here? Anyone sitting here? No.
Go for it.
You are.
All right.
Right, right.
Right in the sun.
That looks really good.
Thank you.
Is that, uh, red leaf? Excuse me, sir? Mmm.
[Muffled.]
I would have gotten the steak.
It's my meal.
I paid for it.
Okay.
All right.
I still would have gotten a steak, but thanks anyway.
You guys were great.
Stop don't stop, don't stop, don't stop How we doing, ladies? This is gonna keep my head nice and warm.
And these are gonna keep my hands nice and warm.
And this is gonna keep my weekends nice and hot.
[Surf music plays.]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, good.
Thank you.
[Sighs.]
Oh, my God.
Oh, the party I went to last night it was rad.
[Chuckling.]
Totally.
Oh, like, um, you and Tyler are you two still tight? No, girl.
He freaked out when I pierced my hoo-hoo.
[Gasps.]
Girl, I didn't I didn't know you pinned your heynanny.
Oh, well, yes, kind of gnarly, [laughing.]
but it's totally pornalicious.
Ohh.
Let's bounce.
Oh! Let's do it.
[Surf music plays.]
Uh, special delivery for Betty White? I'm Betty White.
How do I know for sure? Have you lived in a cave for the past few years? Like, since 1952? Everyone knows me.
I'm sick of me.
What character did you play in the "Mary Tyler Moore" show? The happy homemaker, Sue Ann Nivens.
And who were you in "The Golden Girls"? Sweet, clueless Rose Nylund.
Mm-hmm.
And how old are you? Bite me.
[Chuckles.]
Confirmed.
Sign right here, Miss White.
[Chuckles.]
There you go.
[Chuckling.]
Okay.
See you tomorrow, Fred.
[Chuckling.]
Okay.
[Sighs.]
[Rock music plays.]
They're off! Oh, this is - And the pink one is in the first lane - Oh, there she goes.
- And the green one is in the second one.
- There they go.
And they're moving! And they're stride for stride! Pink and green.
Green and pink.
And it's done, folks! This race is over! [Up-tempo music plays.]
Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
M my ex is over there, and I don't want him to see me.
Okay.
- Could you do me a favor? - Mm-hmm.
C can I sort of could you put your arm around me so I can [Chuckling.]
No.
Really, just Can you can you just come a little closer? [Chuckling.]
No.
Right.
I'll talk to you later.
Okay, bye.
Oh, my God, here he comes.
Oh, please.
Just turn your back and block him.
Just turn toward me.
Thank you.
Just put your Just can you just take your hand put Man: Oh, I thought you said something that Oh, my God, here he comes.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my God.
My God.
Is he gone? I don't know who you're That guy, that guy.
- Oh, my God.
- Are you kidding? That's not him.
Thank you.
You're a sweetheart.
Thanks for the cuddle.
I haven't cuddled like that since the '70s! Thank you.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
I feel funny every time you come around ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Miss this is a no-cellphone zone.
- Okay.
- All right? I'm gonna have to have that phone.
Sorry? - I'm gonna have to confiscate your telephone.
- Why? There's a sign right over there.
It says, "no cellphones.
" There's a sign over there, "no cellphones.
" - Where? - I'm sorry.
Where does it say "no cellphones"? There's a sign all over the place.
Can I see it, then? M miss? Please.
I'd like to see it first.
Stay right where you are.
- Requesting backup.
- There's someone right there.
I have a hostile cellphone user.
There's someone right there.
- Woman: Copy that.
Backup on the way.
- Thank you.
I'm sorry, sir.
I've never been here before in my life.
You see this? There's a fine.
Just stay where you are.
Yeah, I see, I see, but I don't believe something has changed this ain't the way it used to be yeah, I see, I see, but I don't believe something has changed this ain't the way it used to be ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh Hey, big lard-ass! You say something to me? Not me.
Did you hear him say something to me? [Speaking native language.]
No English.
What did you call me? I didn't say anything to you, dude.
I'll tell you what.
What? I'm going over here.
I'll be back.
All right? Man: Ass-wipe! Let's go.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
Ann, more tea? Thank you, Betty.
I'm fine.
Sheila, how about or should I say "birthday girl"? [Chuckles.]
Thank you.
I'm good.
[Doorbell rings.]
Oh, I think your birthday present has arrived.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's the police.
What have we done? Afternoon, ma'am.
I'm here to inform you about a possible infraction.
Oh, of course, Officer.
We've been bad.
I'll start the music.
You handcuff the birthday girl.
- What?! - Uh Ma'am, I'm here about your hedges.
They're too high.
If you don't fix it, it's a $500 fine.
Oh.
Have a nice day.
Oh.
Thank you, Officers.
This guy's not with me.
Oh.
[Sultry music plays.]
Oh! Happy Birthday, Sheila! Bring it, tubby.
- Could we have a word with you, dear? - Could we have a minute of your time? - Could we talk to you a minute? - Just have a question we'd like - What's your name? - Michelle.
Both: Michelle.
This is my wife.
- Hi! - Hi, I'm Peg, dear.
- You have a very sweet name.
- Hi! - Are you married? - No.
We have a proposition.
We have a son.
He's very shy.
But, hopefully, you know, like in the old country, - we'd love to see him get married.
- Oh, okay.
We approve of you, dear, and we would love you if you could introduce us to your parents and get this, you know, marriage started.
Your parents would probably understand.
Do you know me? No, but we hope to get to know you.
- It's an arranged marriage, dear.
- An arranged marriage.
- Oh.
- When can we speak to your parents? Um, I I don't know.
You look like good breeding stock.
- Yes, yes! - Oh! That's important for grandparents.
Have a couple cute little babies.
You know, to have children.
That's important.
Okay.
Um, well, I don't We want 13 grandchildren.
Oh, wow.
That's a lot.
[Both laugh.]
Well, I don't know.
Um, I'd have to see.
Sorry.
You know, we're trying to do something here.
- You have to go to work? - Yeah, I do have to go to work.
No, no, that's okay.
Thank you anyway.
Thank you.
Well, I've seen everything, everything but I've never seen a thing like you yeah, I've seen everything, everything but I've never seen a thing like you [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Excuse me.
Would you hold this for me? Will you hold that? Thank you very much.
Now, this is a dirty Martini.
- Martini? - Yeah.
It's only $11.
If you give me some I.
D.
, it's all yours.
Okay? Hold this.
Okay.
- Where you coming from? - Huh? I'm coming from the bar down the street.
Oh, the bartender? Yeah.
You have some I.
D.
? Of course.
Okay.
What's the base? Is it vodka or gin? It's vodka.
Oh.
- Enjoy this, sir, please.
- Thank you.
There you go.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
Could you wait on me? My husband's waiting in the car.
I'd like to get this product here.
It's $12.
95, but I was wondering if you could give it to me for $3.
95.
No.
How about $4.
95? I can't.
$5? That's my limit.
I can't.
Sorry.
I'll buy my stuff someplace else.
Oh.
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, God.
[Sighs.]
[Telephone rings.]
Hello? Oh! Hi, Helen.
Loud music? I don't know what you're talking about.
"Darn kids" is right! If I hear any loud anything, I'll walk right over there myself.
All right, dear, I'll talk to you later.
[Sighs.]
[Feedback shrieks.]
Okay, guys.
1 2 3.
[Loud rock music plays.]
Having a party from 9:00 to 9:00 you look so good and I'm feelin' fine Saturday night Excuse me.
Do you know how to text? - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Can you help me? Mm-hmm.
Okay.
.
It's to Cindy.
- Uh-huh?- Okay? Can you type this for me? "Cute picture.
" It just works just like a keyboard.
Oh.
"But that's not my baby.
" "It's not even Asian.
" Can you send it? And sending.
There you go.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Chicks are crazy.
I'm losin' my mind losin' my mind Yeah, Peg, that guy that I was telling you about, that I met online he's due up here soon, and I hope he's as cute as he was online, because it'll be a long afternoon if that's the case.
I hope he doesn't talk a lot, because I like to go straight to it, kiddo.
Listen, listen, I can't talk long.
- Um - Joan? - Yeah? Hi.
- How you doing? - Are you Kevin? - Yeah.
Hi, Kevin.
How you doing? Oh, I'm doing well.
Good.
I know we were supposed to go for a bite, but how about let's go into my place first, okay? Yeah, you got it.
All right.
What do you say? what do you say? what do you say? what do you say? [Mid-tempo music plays.]
Well, I've been cryin', beggin', jumpin' draggin', groanin' to get somewhere near to you I've been teasin', pleasin', cleanin', greasin', moanin' still I don't know what to do I've been told a girl needs time I've been lyin' here a mighty long time still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch yes, I'm still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch yeah, I'm still sleepin' on your couch still sleepin' on her couch I've been cursin', rehearsin' and learnin' every single possible line Excuse me.
Could you do me a favor, please? It just takes a second.
I got a bad back, and I can't bend.
I want to secure my car.
All I need you to ow.
All I need you to do is take this tape and and and tape it all around the car.
Come on, it's important to me.
I got a bad back.
I can't bend down too good.
[Chuckles.]
I'm gonna do the top part.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'll do the top part.
See? Look.
I want to make it secure, 'cause I heard this is not a great neighborhood.
Come on, keep going.
Go ahead.
Go, go, go, go.
Go around.
Around.
Around.
Almost done.
I better not get arrested for this.
How could you get arrested? I don't know.
Come on, keep going.
Oh, no, around another time.
One more time.
Look, I'm doing the top.
I can't see, I can't bend, but I can do the top.
[Car alarm honking.]
[Laughs.]
[Surf music plays.]
Grooving on a girl who wears blue, blue velvet she don't wear no frown she don't have no money by the rich man's world There are so many great programs to help people my age get around these days.
My favorite is one called senior ride-along.
They pick me up and take me wherever I want to go, anytime I need them.
[Motorcycle engine revs.]
Oh! Here comes my ride now.
[Engine shuts off.]
Ready to roll? Oh, come on, Bubba, you know the drill! That's right, big mama handles the hog.
You might want to hang on.
I got places to be.
[Engine revs, tires screech.]