Bluey Minisodes (2024) s01e06 Episode Script
Three Pigs
1
[upbeat music playing]
[giggles]
Can we have a story, Dad?
Okay, how about
the Three Little Pigs?
[both] Yeah!
-Can you make it funny?
-Okay.
One day, there were these
three little pigs called Jingo,
Gruey, and, uh,
Jimmy or something.
But Jimmy was on
a team-building course for work,
-so we won't see him much.
-[both giggle]
So the first pig, Jingo,
built her house out of straw.
And one day, the Big Bad Wolf
rocks up and says,
"Little pig, little pig,
let me in."
But Jingo says, "No way, mate.
I'm making nachos."
So the wolf's like,
"Ah, I just want to talk to you
about your
electricity provider."
Jingo's like,
"Ah, that sounds good,"
and she's about
to open the door,
and then she remembers,
"Hang on.
I've got solar. Jog on, chief!"
So the Big Bad Wolf huffed and
puffed and blew the house in.
Dad! [whispers]
So Jingo called the police,
and the police came!
And the little pig Jingo
is cackin' herself
and filming it all
on her phone,
and posting it on the 'Gram,
and getting heaps
of new followers,
and the wolf's all like,
"I didn't do nothing!"
But the cops aren't buying that,
and they're all like,
"You got three priors, mate,
and that Monaro's stolen,
so tell it to the judge, buddy."
So they put the wolf in jail.
Then, the other pig, Gruey,
came and helped rebuild
Jingo's house.
But this time,
she used Besser blocks.
-Dad, wait!
-Ah, yep.
[whispers]
And they built a rad pool
shaped like an ice cream cone
and filled it with lemonade.
Wow, good idea.
Meanwhile, the Big Bad Wolf
scored a softy judge
and was out of jail
on good behavior.
But the judge said, "You gotta
go say sorry to those pigs,
or you're back
in here, buddy."
So the wolf went round
to Jingo's new joint
and Jingo and Gruey
said, "Yeah, mate.
It's all cool.
Just don't try and eat us."
And the wolf's like,
"Yeah, fair enough.
I'm going vegan, anyway,
I just eat tofu." So they
invited him in for a swim
to try and make friends,
but he kept peeing in the pool!
[both] Eww!
So the pigs were like,
"Stop peeing in our pool, mate!
"It's lemonade, and we're
trying to drink it!
"But really, even if
it wasn't lemonade,
you shouldn't do it anyway.
It's full of nitrates,
and now we're gonna have
to put heaps of algaecide in."
But, the Big Bad Wolf
kept saying,
"Look! I didn't pee
in the pool!"
And the pigs are like,
"Yeah, you did," and he's like,
"Nah, I don't do
that sort of thing.
It's against my religion."
So, the next day, they put
this stuff in the pool
that makes lemonade turn
purple if you pee in it.
They didn't tell this
to the Big Bad Wolf.
And he's there swimming,
eating some couscous,
talking about the Broncos.
But then he goes all quiet
and stares into space
for a second with this sort of
faraway look in his eyes,
and the kids are like,
"Here we go,"
and suddenly the lemonade
turns purple all around him,
and the pigs are like,
"Ah! See?! You're a grub!"
So the wolf was
really embarrassed,
and he ran out crying,
and they never saw him again.
But apparently he went on
to become quite a successful
tennis player, so you know,
the system works. The end.
-[both] Again!
-No.
[closing theme music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[giggles]
Can we have a story, Dad?
Okay, how about
the Three Little Pigs?
[both] Yeah!
-Can you make it funny?
-Okay.
One day, there were these
three little pigs called Jingo,
Gruey, and, uh,
Jimmy or something.
But Jimmy was on
a team-building course for work,
-so we won't see him much.
-[both giggle]
So the first pig, Jingo,
built her house out of straw.
And one day, the Big Bad Wolf
rocks up and says,
"Little pig, little pig,
let me in."
But Jingo says, "No way, mate.
I'm making nachos."
So the wolf's like,
"Ah, I just want to talk to you
about your
electricity provider."
Jingo's like,
"Ah, that sounds good,"
and she's about
to open the door,
and then she remembers,
"Hang on.
I've got solar. Jog on, chief!"
So the Big Bad Wolf huffed and
puffed and blew the house in.
Dad! [whispers]
So Jingo called the police,
and the police came!
And the little pig Jingo
is cackin' herself
and filming it all
on her phone,
and posting it on the 'Gram,
and getting heaps
of new followers,
and the wolf's all like,
"I didn't do nothing!"
But the cops aren't buying that,
and they're all like,
"You got three priors, mate,
and that Monaro's stolen,
so tell it to the judge, buddy."
So they put the wolf in jail.
Then, the other pig, Gruey,
came and helped rebuild
Jingo's house.
But this time,
she used Besser blocks.
-Dad, wait!
-Ah, yep.
[whispers]
And they built a rad pool
shaped like an ice cream cone
and filled it with lemonade.
Wow, good idea.
Meanwhile, the Big Bad Wolf
scored a softy judge
and was out of jail
on good behavior.
But the judge said, "You gotta
go say sorry to those pigs,
or you're back
in here, buddy."
So the wolf went round
to Jingo's new joint
and Jingo and Gruey
said, "Yeah, mate.
It's all cool.
Just don't try and eat us."
And the wolf's like,
"Yeah, fair enough.
I'm going vegan, anyway,
I just eat tofu." So they
invited him in for a swim
to try and make friends,
but he kept peeing in the pool!
[both] Eww!
So the pigs were like,
"Stop peeing in our pool, mate!
"It's lemonade, and we're
trying to drink it!
"But really, even if
it wasn't lemonade,
you shouldn't do it anyway.
It's full of nitrates,
and now we're gonna have
to put heaps of algaecide in."
But, the Big Bad Wolf
kept saying,
"Look! I didn't pee
in the pool!"
And the pigs are like,
"Yeah, you did," and he's like,
"Nah, I don't do
that sort of thing.
It's against my religion."
So, the next day, they put
this stuff in the pool
that makes lemonade turn
purple if you pee in it.
They didn't tell this
to the Big Bad Wolf.
And he's there swimming,
eating some couscous,
talking about the Broncos.
But then he goes all quiet
and stares into space
for a second with this sort of
faraway look in his eyes,
and the kids are like,
"Here we go,"
and suddenly the lemonade
turns purple all around him,
and the pigs are like,
"Ah! See?! You're a grub!"
So the wolf was
really embarrassed,
and he ran out crying,
and they never saw him again.
But apparently he went on
to become quite a successful
tennis player, so you know,
the system works. The end.
-[both] Again!
-No.
[closing theme music playing]