Boss & Me (2014) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Look at this.
FORMAL ADMISSION NOTICE
-There you are.
-There you are.
-There you are.
-Excuse me.
Treat us to lunch.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
"Xue Shanshan, Huang Shijia."
-We made it!
-Congratulations.
-Congratulations.
-Congratulations.
I'm so happy.
-We made it.
-Not bad.
-Great!
-You've passed too?
Yes!.
CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING
A REGULAR EMPLOYEE
FROM FENG TENG
Mr. Feng congratulated me?
No,
this must be a way to unite the employees.
Maybe it's a mass mailing system.
Chengjuan.
I have passed the probation period
and become a regular employee.
Please bear with me
if I've done anything wrong.
About our boss,
I did help him
but in no way
did I want to buddy up to him.
Please understand.
I know I'm not smart enough,
but I'll try my best
to do the job you give me.
Please don't say anything
about me and Mr. Feng in the future.
Thank you so much.
What's the point
of talking to me about this?
I'm about to leave anyway,
so it's okay
for other colleagues to get by.
Shanshan.
Come out for a minute.
Do you have your cell phone with you?
Cell phone? Yes.
Take it out.
I'll pass you something.
Last time you shared your experience
of using Life Energy with me.
I made a second-generation beta version.
You can use it.
Thank you for sharing
your experience with me.
It's very inspiring to me.
I inspired Handsome Qi.
INSPIRATION MENTOR
By the way, congratulations
on becoming a full-time employee.
Thank you.
Okay, it's done.
Remember to use it.
Let me know if you have any comments.
Your opinion is very important to me.
-Okay.
-Okay, I've got a meeting.
I'll talk to you again next time.
I'll make you some coffee
and bring it over to you later.
All right. That's so kind of you.
My pleasure.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
Good morning.
Good morning, Du Fan.
Congratulations on becoming
a regular employee.
Shall we have lunch together?
Sure, no problem. My treat.
Okay.
Shanshan, you should explain to us, right?
At least you've passed
the probation period,
so you have nothing to worry about.
In three months,
there should be some trust and confession.
That's exactly what I mean.
There is no harm
in getting to know each other better
among colleagues in the same department.
And we want to make sure
that we're not getting in the way
of Mr. Feng's trusted followers.
-That's right.
-Shanshan,
we really can't understand the situation.
Is your backer Handsome Qi or Mr. Feng?
I…
I have no relationship
with Mr. Feng or Handsome Qi.
How is it possible?
Why did you go to Mr. Feng's office
twice a day to eat lunch?
Why did Handsome Qi come to you?
-That's right.
-Just tell us the truth.
Our boss or Handsome Qi?
-Say it.
-Say it.
That's enough!
Are you guys done?
It's not very good.
Let's look
at the third line of number five.
Come in.
Handsome Qi.
Something happened.
Shanshan got into a fight
with other people.
What?
This way.
You guys went through a lot of trouble
getting into Wind Group just to gossip?
What are you talking about?
Your tongue is so long.
Why don't you apply for
a Guinness World Long Tongue Record?
Excuse me?
-If it's really related to Mr. Feng…
-What does it matter to you?
It matters to me!
She's my girlfriend!
I'll take care of it!
General Affairs Department like you
shouldn't poke nose to our department.
Go fix the light bulbs!
I beg your pardon?
Go fix the light bulbs.
-You think you're amazing?
-What? Fix the light bulbs?
-Stop arguing!
-Quiet!
What are you all doing
in this little pantry?
You're all curious, aren't you?
All right, I'll tell you.
Shanshan has no relationship
with Mr. Feng now.
No relationship.
Even if they do,
it has nothing to do with you.
Is that the focus of your work?
I know it's inevitable to gossip,
but you're going too far.
We're all in the same company,
so it's not good
for you to bicker like this.
But he said she was his girlfriend.
That's what he said!
What is he doing here?
-Who do you think you are?
-She's my girlfriend! What's wrong?
-Don't say that again!
-She's my girlfriend!
-Did she admit it?
-Let's not stay here anymore.
What are you doing?
-Wait, I haven't finished yet.
-Come with me.
-Wait a minute.
-Let her go!
No!
You…
Come with me to the office.
All right, break it up and go to work.
Let's go.
That was manly.
You.
Take the next one.
Unbelievable.
You're the one who asked me to come here
and you make it look like
I'm sucking up to you.
Well,
this time,
I will say all that I want to say.
Now I'm a regular employee.
Firing me is not so simple.
Although picking vegetables
is my specialty,
I'm capable of many other things.
Besides,
I can't be ordered around like that.
No matter what,
this time, I must tell him.
From now on, do or die.
I knew I would see you.
I was thinking
that Mr. Feng
isn't in the mood to eat today.
He'll be in a better mood
every time he eats with you.
It's good that you're willing to come.
Today is probably
his most depressing day I've ever seen.
Should we go to the mountain
knowing that there is a tiger
on the mountain?
But how to get to the cub
without entering the tiger's cave?
Today is probably
his most depressing day I've ever seen.
Today's dishes are sweetened lotus root,
Dongpo pork, fried black beans with corn,
and cinnamon sago dew.
If you don't like the sugar heart,
eat the lotus root
and leave the sugar heart.
How about Dongpo pork?
I'll remove the fat for you.
Cinnamon sago dew is your favorite.
I'll give you my share too.
But there's one thing.
If you don't like black beans,
don't let your chef make them again
in the future.
This is the last time
I pick them out for you.
The food is ready, come and eat.
I'll do it.
You don't feel like eating?
I can't see you like the dishes
through your face.
Mr. Feng, are you in a bad mood today?
I think it's you who's in a bad mood
and you care about me.
Is that Du Fan
really your boyfriend?
No.
Actually, he is my good friend
from the same period.
He couldn't stand seeing
the colleagues bullying me,
so he stood up and spoke out.
In order to stop the rumors.
Rumors?
With whom?
With Handsome Qi…
No, it's with Mr. Zheng.
But that's impossible.
How can it be true?
You'd better concentrate on eating
and talk less.
Why does the food taste so bad today?
You have to ask your chef.
Their coffee is good, try it.
Shuangyi,
I have to confess something to you.
I'm really sorry.
I borrowed your husband for a while today.
When did I get a husband?
You're so funny.
A husband on the Internet
is also a husband.
You guys don't know.
In front of all the colleagues,
who are teasing me,
Du Fan shouted that I am his girlfriend.
You have no idea how manly he was.
How righteous he was.
The Finance Department,
Handsome Qi, and Mr. Feng were there.
But Du Fan was still very calm.
And I still need to explain this to you.
Du Fan loves you.
You're his true love.
Don't be mad at me.
Well,
he said in front of so many people
that you are his girlfriend.
He likes you.
If you had been there,
you'd have been angry
and said we were in a relationship.
Was it so serious?
Anyway, it's okay.
Someone had stood up for you.
If I were there,
I might have to fight with them.
Shanshan, you just said
that Handsome Qi and Mr. Feng were there.
What was Handsome Qi's reaction?
He must have misunderstood it.
I really wanted to explain
face to face with him,
but Mr. Feng was there,
so I didn't even have
the opportunity to speak.
Handsome Qi must have misunderstood it.
What should I do?
What should I do?
What should I do?
Shuangyi, what if
Handsome Qi misunderstood me?
Let me think.
I told you.
You never understand.
From the perspective
of a relationship expert,
if a man has feelings for a woman,
the more popular the woman is,
the more the man cares.
This may turn out to be a good thing.
Maybe tomorrow he will confess to you.
A relationship expert just like you?
You must be joking.
Shanshan, don't listen to her.
I'm telling you,
you need to explain as soon as possible.
Delay only leads to bigger problems.
-Text him right now.
-Really?
Okay.
I'm screwed.
What's going on?
I'm screwed.
"Personnel Department
Persuasion Announcement"?
"In view of the recent circulation
of gossip in the office,
which is seriously affecting
the efficiency of the employees,
the Personnel Department
solemnly advocates
the correct work attitude
and moral theory.
Thus, prohibit the exchange
of additional feelings
other than normal colleague friendship."
Isn't this a tailor-made
love ban order for you?
I'm in trouble.
I have a question.
What's going on?
Love ban order?
Are you serious?
You're the big boss.
Why are you so narrow-minded?
What's with the love ban order?
Think about it.
You don't even need me,
the expert of love.
You see,
things won't work
between Xue Shanshan and Du Fan.
I'm just reminding the employee
to pay attention to their work efficiency.
I'm not paying them to gossip.
I heard rumors
about you and Xue Shanshan.
Me?
No way!
But what I heard is you and Xue Shanshan.
Who did you hear that from?
It's only in your head.
No more guessing.
Just talk to Mei
and the others more often.
Every day,
you as the boss called Xue Shanshan
to your office to have lunch with you.
Feng Teng, remember this.
Don't just hug when you can kiss.
Don't just hold hands when you can hug.
You have to be proactive.
Xue Shanshan
is just an ordinary girl.
She's available now.
The threshold for dating her is not high.
Although you're the best choice,
do you think
this kind of ambiguous feeling
will make a girl feel safe?
Or are you afraid
to take the initiative at all?
Not at all.
Just go for it.
In the normal way.
So Xue Shanshan won't be embarrassed again
in the company like today.
RED BULL
The energy has been revived.
I'll date her if you don't.
Go ahead.
You don't believe me, do you?
Look at the lights, they're beautiful.
Let me tell you,
it's not a good idea to stay in the office
and expect someone
to fall in love with you.
Why don't we just throw a party?
A party?
I have a party every year.
I get a lot of friends from the publishers
to come over on Christmas.
Aren't you here this year?
You can join me.
You can call Mr. Zheng Qi to come.
If you feel embarrassed,
I can call a few more friends.
As for Du Fan,
you can call him if you want.
Liuliu, what do you think?
Shuangyi,
the love ban order
has only been issued for a few days.
Can you stop being like this?
Are you two stupid?
The love ban order was issued internally
by the company,
we're talking about an external matter.
Besides,
the party has nothing to do with it.
Bring a few more friends.
Maybe we will find some couples
at the party.
You're so silly.
You just want to see Du Fan.
If you want to see Du Fan,
will you ask him out
or am I going to ask him out?
It doesn't matter.
Okay, I'll ask him out.
I knew that you wanted to see him.
You're so annoying. How about you?
Invite some girls
who aren't as pretty as you are.
This way, you have no competitors.
What are you talking about?
-So annoying!
-You're so annoying.
How do you like that?
Right, Liuliu.
Why don't you bring your boyfriend there?
It won't be awkward
to know each other that way.
Yes.
That…
You can't just keep an eye on him.
We're best friends.
Don't worry.
No.
He has been busy with work lately.
I don't know if he has time.
It's a bummer.
Are you serious?
Working overtime on Christmas Eve?
Liuliu,
I took a look at him
last time when you were moving.
You must bring your boyfriend
to your best friend to see him.
Yes, don't be so petty.
Okay, I'll ask him.
It's a deal.
It's a deal.
At the party…
These literary people
are really pretentious.
Who sits next to whom,
who doesn't sit next to whom.
I'm so tired of solving this problem.
What are you busy with early
in the morning?
This is the opening party
of the bookstore on Christmas Eve.
Feng Teng,
do you want to ask Xue Shanshan
to attend with you?
Why do you suddenly think of Xue Shanshan?
Since when did you manage a bookstore?
Since Lishu couldn't buy
a ticket in Europe,
she couldn't make it back.
So I'm managing the bookstore for her.
I think Shanshan is so cute
and I want to know more about her.
Are you going to invite her or not?
I'm going abroad to talk
about mergers and acquisitions.
Merger and acquisition? Which one?
KM Group.
Going abroad for mergers and acquisitions
on Christmas Eve?
So Yan Qing will go too.
I won't have anyone
to spend Christmas with.
I'll be so lonely. No.
It's okay.
We will spend New Year's Eve together
this year, okay?
Yan Qing, you're not going.
I'll go with Zheng Qi
to see the strength of the other side.
After all, seeing is believing,
hearing isn't believing.
Okay.
Don't worry,
I'll let myself calm down a bit.
Think about it.
Calm down?
Do you mean KM Group or Xue Shanshan?
My dear sister,
it's not good to be too smart.
That's so annoying.
Handsome Qi must have gone
to many parties.
How can I get him to agree to attend?
What are you doing?
Good morning, Jia.
Why didn't you go in?
Shanshan, I know how you feel.
I know you must be very sad right now.
But think about it
from a different perspective.
Mr. Feng did it because he was jealous.
That's why we have the love ban order.
He has certainly gone a bit too far.
But he is so handsome when he is jealous.
Shanshan, I envy you so much.
So don't be angry with him.
As the saying goes,
"Lovers' quarrels will soon be mended."
Am I right?
And what kind of love ban order is this?
This is simply a show of love.
It's so romantic.
Jia,
what are you talking about?
What's wrong, Qiaoqiao?
Shanshan,
did you have a falling out with Mr. Feng?
-Yes.
-What happened?
Are you?
Yes.
So I have nothing to do with him anymore.
I'm ready for any extra work.
Shanshan, I'm sorry.
In fact, you know,
the love ban order is a big deal.
Besides,
we joined the company
in order to find a young man to marry.
Yes, so you see,
now a love ban order is issued.
All male employees will remain single.
The most suffering ones
-are us.
-That's right.
-Shanshan.
-Shanshan.
Please talk to Mr. Feng.
-You're the best person I've known.
-Can you have him withdraw his order?
Come on, guys.
We are here to work,
not to date.
And I'm a finance assistant,
how can I talk to Mr. Feng?
Do you want me to tell him this?
"Mr. Feng,
please allow us to date in the office.
Please allow us to turn our office
into the studio of If You Are the One."
Of course that's not
what we meant, Shanshan.
In fact, we can understand
if you don't do us this favor.
-Yes, we do.
-Think about it.
Two people with feelings
towards each other
have to develop
an underground relationship.
But this is not a guarantee for anyone.
Yes, that's what I meant.
You see,
people can't be in a public relationship,
it makes people nervous.
Who can focus on work?
-Right?
-That's right.
That makes sense.
There are only colleagues in the company.
Who will we fall in love with
if it's not with them?
Yes.
We're not going to end up
being spinsters, are we?
What if Handsome Qi rejects me
with this love ban order?
Well, this time, it's my fault.
I'll tell Mr. Feng the truth.
I'll give it a try.
Shanshan, you're so nice.
Shanshan!
Mr. Feng is not here.
-Not here?
-Yes.
What about this afternoon?
Mr. Feng is out of the country
with Handsome Qi.
Did Handsome Qi leave too?
That's right.
When will they be back?
Mr. Feng is calling.
Hello, Mr. Feng.
Mei.
Get me the operating reports
of KM Group for the past three months.
Okay, for the past three months.
Right away.
Mr. Feng, Xue Shanshan is looking for you.
Me?
What is it for?
Nothing.
Xue Shanshan says she misses you.
You? Mei?
Mr. Feng, I've sent it.
-Did you see it?
-Mei.
Yes, thank you.
Who is it? Who's looking for you?
It's nothing.
Looks like I made the right decision.
What decision?
To go abroad.
Mei, what are you talking about?
I thought you missed him.
I'm not.
Didn't you come up here to see him?
How can Mei do that? It's so embarrassing.
When Mr. Feng comes back
and asks me about it,
can I continue to be a vegetable picker?
What's worse is that
I can't invite Zheng Qi
to the Christmas party.
Come and look!
This is Zheng Qi and the Korean star.
The girl who is so popular now!
"I met a beautiful,
generous, real lady today."
A real lady?
So are we not real ladies?
That's right!
I really have a feeling of betrayal.
Fake nose and eyes,
a plastic surgery beauty.
Yes. Forget it.
We have no money or courage
for plastic surgery.
This can only be called self-consolation.
But again,
Handsome Qi likes this kind of type.
What type?
Think about it.
If it was Mr. Feng,
he'd have stood far away.
Look at Handsome Qi,
he just met her at the party
and they're getting so close.
Isn't she his type?
That makes sense.
But that's to say,
this kind of rich man is superficial.
They only like Korean stars.
Natural beauties like us
can't attract these rich men.
Stop being narcissistic.
Tell me more about Handsome Qi.
Okay, Handsome Qi.
I've been in the company for three years.
And I've heard of at least
seven or eight girlfriends of his.
-That many?
-So many?
Musicians, dancers, models.
All of them
are very beautiful and talented.
Putting them together
is like Miss China's grand stage.
My goodness!
-Are there any from our company?
-How is it possible?
Handsome Qi
doesn't like dating someone he knows.
Not to mention,
how can people from our company
compare with his ex-girlfriends?
We ordinary people
only date people like us.
Yes. Handsome Qi is a leader.
Right.
We're just normal employees.
He'll never date us.
But just three days.
Three days is enough.
Three days as his girlfriend.
Even if I was abandoned,
-You wish, my friend.
-I'd die without regret.
Silly girl.
Shanshan, what's wrong?
Handsome Qi is not good enough for her
so she is not interested in it.
You can't say that.
We can only guard him.
It's impossible to fall in love with him.
It was known at the beginning, wasn't it?
What am I upset about now?
Now only Liuliu can understand
the pain in my heart.
I told you she was just my friend.
Do you need to drive a friend
to work every day?
No wonder you always leave early
and come home late nowadays.
I work overtime.
According to you,
no matter who works overtime,
you'd drive them all?
Can you be reasonable?
I'm not unreasonable.
I'm trying to reason with you.
-What kind of reasoning is that?
-You Chenghao!
I'm telling you, you are a man.
You have to be responsible
for your own affairs.
I'm your girlfriend now.
And we are still in the same company.
You doing something like this,
how will other people judge us?
Xue Liuliu, what the hell did I do?
Look at that couple.
They've been arguing since they moved in.
This girl looks quite quiet.
How could she act like this?
I know Liuliu well.
She doesn't want me to see them arguing.
Maybe she'd break up with him directly.
This will only make things worse.
I'll ask her again later.
Do you think you can do anything
because you're the vice president?
You can just pretend that I didn't exist?
You can just ignore me?
Xue Liuliu, I'm telling you again.
She is just my friend.
A girl as good as Liuliu
can't make her man faithful.
A man with the title of the vice president
is always surrounded by women.
As for my dream man,
we're not on the same level.
Even as water-injected meat,
he is like
a piece of beef injected with water.
As for me,
I'm like the pork in some markets
without any brand.
There is no need to inject water.
How can I fantasize
about going out with Zheng Qi?
Zheng Qi is nice.
But he is nice to everyone.
He was never particularly good to me.
Am I really so low
on emotional intelligence
that I'm just realizing this now?
Okay.
Thank you!
Shanshan,
I'll be able to go to that party!
Go on.
Shanshan,
I have a college reunion tonight.
Okay.
Shanshan, you're so sweet!
Shanshan, Mr. Feng is not here,
so I can get together with friends.
Why don't you come with me?
All right, give it to me.
Thank you so much.
It's so pretty!
Tie this on. Yes, like this.
Here, let me plug it in
and see how it looks.
Our work is done!
You tie this one, that one too.
Yes, just wrap it like that
from top to bottom.
Don't take the gold one!
Take another color. Are you stupid?
-This one.
-That's right. It's good.
I have a good idea.
Don't move.
Put your hand like this.
That's right.
Don't move.
This.
Don't move.
I have another good one.
Don't move.
I…
Shanshan…
Our company has issued a love ban order…
Do you think we are…
I know.
It's good.
You won't have to be
my fake boyfriend anymore.
Here, let me help you.
It's open.
Hello, welcome.
Hi.
Shanshan.
Sorry, excuse me.
-It's okay.
-Take your time.
-Ms. Feng.
-You're here.
Congratulations.
Your new bookstore has opened.
I was going to invite you.
But my brother is out of the country.
I'm afraid that it won't be fun
if you come alone.
Come.
They're all bookish writers.
It's no fun.
-Yes.
-Come, talk with me.
Shanshan,
you don't go out with your friends
on Christmas Eve?
I was busy at the end of the month,
so I worked late.
My goodness.
The usual overtime is not enough,
that you have to work on Christmas Eve.
To tell you the truth,
Mr. Feng of Wind Group
will make people mad.
Shanshan, I know you have worked hard
and suffered a lot in the company.
Please don't ignore my brother
when you are angry
and go out with other colleagues.
What's going on with you and Du Fan?
As the sister of Mr. Feng,
even if she isn't in the company,
nothing can escape her eyes and ears.
Ms. Feng.
Since you aren't an employee,
I can tell you the truth.
In fact,
Du Fan is my roommate's boyfriend.
He was just trying
to help me out that day.
We don't have that kind of relationship.
That would be great.
In fact, my brother is cold outside
and warm inside.
He has a tender heart.
If you suffer any grievances, call me.
I don't work for him.
I don't buy it.
Thank you, Ms. Feng.
I'm actually quite happy in the company.
You must not tell Mr. Feng
that I have any complaints.
Ms. Feng, Mr. Zhang is looking for you.
-Okay.
-Go ahead.
I should get back too.
My roommate is having a party
and I need to help.
Okay, I'll see you later.
Be careful on the road.
-I'm leaving, bye.
-Bye.
You two, dance.
-Come on, dance.
-Dance!
Come on.
That's it.
-Come. Cheers!
-Cheers!
-I told him to drink!
-He drank it up!
Liuliu,
why are you sitting here?
In fact, I don't care
that Chenghao cheated on me.
We're just not suitable for each other.
We were very reluctant
when we got together at the beginning.
The general manager,
who is Chenghao's dad,
has always been good to me.
He is also very supportive
in terms of work.
In addition, you know
how my mom's temper is.
So I'd rather stay here with Chenghao
than go home to face my mom.
In fact,
I recently thought about it carefully.
I'm still very young.
I just got out of my mom's control
and jumped into another mire.
My life shouldn't be like this.
So I decided to wait for the New Year
before going back to my hometown
and talk with Chenghao about it.
Shanshan, will you despise me?
Will you think
that I'm so irresponsible with my life?
How could it be?
I won't look down on you.
I've been thinking a lot these days.
I think for a girl
who's working hard outside,
she must be longing to have a stable job.
And ordinary but happy love.
And precious friendship.
But among them,
the most unreliable part is love.
It's because love is about fantasy.
So I envy you.
At least you know
what you want most in your heart.
Unlike me, I'm a silly girl
who's attracted by pretty faces
and become obsessed with them.
I don't know what I want.
But obsession has its charm.
It's not as hard as falling in love.
But I've decided that from now on,
no more obsessing over someone!
I've become a regular employee.
In the beginning,
didn't I come to Shanghai just to work?
So I decided that from now on,
I don't want anything but work!