Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e06 Episode Script

Skinner, we're looking at possibly greatest invention of the modern era.
We started out to get an "A" in shop class, but ended up changing the world.
Hey, guys, what's that? Try not to faint.
I introduce to you the world's first "surfacue.
" I got you.
Any time now.
Oh, so you bolted a barbecue to a surfboard.
Guess this beats your cheese canoe.
Cheese does not float.
Who knew? You guys hear something? What's more awesome? Aloe cruising around in his custom-made jetpack? Or the fact that his hair still looks perfecto after being in helmet? Aloe, you have a jetpack? Just a little preview of my shop project.
I have to get my camera.
She seemed mildly impressed.
Oh, look, barbecue on a surfboard.
Lame, party of two, your table is ready.
At least we built this.
You probably had your dad pay to have that made.
Was papa's credit card involved? Perhaps.
Let this be a lesson, Bucket.
Aloe will always come out on top.
Why? 'Cause I got a rich dad and perfect cheekbones.
Aloe away! A jetpack.
Big deal, right? I wake up, get in motion Get me to the ocean, here we go It's all about the sunshine and the current ride All the days I walk by, hello You know that when the surf rolls in That's when big waves really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again Hey! Hey! Life is just a curl, and the summer never ends Here we go again Hey! Hey! You know it's always epic When I'm hanging with my friends ♪ Ohh-oh-ohh ♪ ♪ Here we go again ♪ Seems like every time we get a new shipment, you two volunteer to pitch in.
Why? Can't a guy wanna help his Uncle? We're happy to do it is what I have written on my hand.
Nice try, but you guys are up to something.
I'll be be watching you two.
He's gone! Let's do this! Human snow globe! Human snow globe! Still don't know why you guys are helping, but sooner or later, I'll figure it out.
Hey, guys, so I just auditioned for the lead in the new school musical, and Sorry, Kel, maybe next time.
No, I got it.
I play Princess Penelope in "A Forest Full of Fury.
" I'm so psyched, but really nervous.
You'll do fine, young Kelly, just rehearse.
An actor always prepares.
You know about acting, Three Pieces? Here we go.
As a lad, I won the coveted role of Bartholomew, the happy wanderer, in my High School play.
But alas, chickenpox and mother conspired to keep me off the stage.
Not that it bothers me anymore.
I gotta get something out of my car.
Okay, I need to get home and have my mom sign this permission slip.
Why do you need your mom's okay? There's a kissing scene.
The princess and Lord Chesterfield kiss under a talking tree.
See ya.
A kissing scene with Kelly? Talking tree.
We have to get in this play! There's the drama teacher.
Let's go show off our acting skills.
Mr.
St.
Troy, congratulations.
You just met your new Lord Chesterfield.
And talking tree.
I thought auditions were earlier today at school.
That's super weird.
Mr.
Hand is waving bye-bye.
Afternoon, I'm Knuckles Gordon! From the hit movie "Space Ghost Town 5.
" And I'm a tree.
From any movie with a tree.
I'm a quiet man, with a bionic tail just trying to make a life for myself on a strange planet.
What was that? You gentlemen obviously haven't even read my play or you'd know it's a musical.
Leave my sight.
Musical, huh? My name is Knuckles Gordon, stuck in this space cage They only feed me bologna I'm filled with so much rage I wonder what the Earth looks like It's been so many years What's this dropping from my eye? .
Why, yes, it's one space tear.
I'm aree Squirrels live in me I've got roots, a trunk, branches and leaves And because an evil mad scientist poured his potion on my bark I also have vocal chords .
Jazzy hands.
I've looked at the menu and I know what I want.
I'll take an order of "Yes, please! " with a side of "Wow!" Mush, mush! Feel the burn, JV.
Can someone explains how this improves our surf team? Never question my methods.
Not only is this a great cardio workout, but I got the dish as to whether Jennifer Aniston will adopt.
Buy your own copy.
Hey, Aloe, have you seen Kelly? Kelly.
Kelly.
The girl of your dreams who I hang and bond with every day at varsity surf practice? Yep, that's the one.
Well, not today, Aloe.
The only thing Kelly's going to be bonding with is my lips.
What in the name of Jennifer Aniston's baby are you talking about? I got the lead role in the play opposite Kels.
Lots of macking.
And I'm a talking tree.
Impossible.
I know.
I'm still pinching myself.
Ow.
I need to stop doing that.
So, Skinner, getting into character for your tree part? No.
Hey, Bucket, I heard you're my leading man.
Guess that means you and I will be kissing.
Awkward.
It's gonna be hard not to crack up.
I know.
It'll be super hard not to laugh.
Piper, what are you doing here? My team of advisors think the play would look good on my Harvard application.
But you hate theater.
Shh! Let's go! It's a busy first day.
Hi, Mr.
St.
Troy, I just wanted to commend you on this brilliant script.
Yes, they will rue the day they fired me from that Spanish soap opera.
So is there anything a middle-schooler can do on this play? Can you sing? Can I? Like an angel.
Fit her for the Pixie costume.
Attention, everyone.
At this time, I would like to introduce our leads.
As our princess, Kelly Peckinpaugh.
And as Lord Chesterfield, Aloe.
Thank you.
Thank you! It's actually pronounced Bucket.
Excuse me.
I think he just wants the leads up here on stage.
What's going on? I'm the lead.
Actually, you're the understudy now.
Yikes! But you said I had talent.
Yes, but Aloe had something better.
A dad who made a sizable donation to the theater department.
New boots.
You thought you were gonna be macking with Kelly.
As I told you before, Aloe always wins.
This is so unfair.
Oh, hey, chill out.
As an understudy, if anything happens to our lead, you've gotta be there to jump in.
You know who else started out as an understudy yet went on to greatness? No.
Me neither.
I always wondered what happened to those people.
Action! Halt, fair maiden.
I denounce thyself.
It is I Princess Penelope.
A tree that talks? 'Tis odd.
I will protect you through the night, Princess, with my awesome ninja moves! Hi-yaahh! Cut! Cut! What are you doing? I've been thinking.
What's cooler than a talking tree? A talking ninja tree! Do it as written.
Trying to slap some lipstick on this pig, St.
Troy.
Hey! Where have you been? I got your message.
Why'd you agree to be in a musical if you can't sing? Because I need this hippie play to boost up my college apps.
And your voice is really that bad? Stop.
I can help you! Technology to the rescue.
A voice modifier.
Where's my pixie? Okay, little person.
Wow me! I am Matilda A young pixie from The Wood The king has sent me To look for the fair Penelope So I disguised myself in this hood In this hood .
Stop! You just broke every rule of musical theater.
And yet I've never felt so alive.
Thanks, Three Pieces.
This play really looks like it's coming together.
I gotta get something out of my car.
St.
Troy wants you on stage to rehearse the last scene.
You mean the make out scene? You're not even allowed to kiss her the night of the show, Aloe.
Which only makes her anticipation soar.
Ever time I flex my dinosaur Rex, boom pop! She grows weaker to my charms.
And there is nothing you can do about it.
How are you holding up? I can't deal with this.
Aloe buys his way into this play to show me up and kiss Kelly.
I can't let him win, and not this time, Skinner.
So you are plotting revenge, young Bucket.
I will aid you in your quest.
It's close to show time.
How you feeling? This is my dream.
I'm feeling great.
Just super.
What was that snort? That was noticeable? It was like a chainsaw.
Oh, man.
This used to happen when I was a kid and got nervous.
It's back! Fascinating.
I've always wondered what it feels like to be What is it you people call it? Nervous.
Let me lead you to your dressing room.
No one leads Aloe.
Follow me from the front.
You're gonna love your dressing room.
Mirrors on every wall.
Excellent.
This is the janitor's closet! Unlock this door.
Oops.
I'll send Kelly your best.
I love to sing under the tree The damsel walks most daintily I hope my prince would quite agree I'm a proper, proper girl .
Where's Aloe? I can't find my Lord Chesterfield.
Oh, no, what does one normally do in these situations? Understudy, you're Lord Chesterfield now.
What? Me? Yeah.
This is so unexpected.
If only I could see my true love's face once more, I would say oh! What are you doing here? Isn't there something else you'd say? I mean, hark! Is it really you with your burly arms and shimmering blond hair? 'Tis, young maiden.
'Tis I.
All set.
Just gotta hook up the old laptop and Pixie girl is gonna steal the show.
Thanks, Three Pieces.
I could hug you! I said I could.
This wrinkles easily.
Not good.
You are the one You are the sun You are my moon My My everything You're my spring You are my fall You are my something Something Something that rhymes with fall .
Hiii-yaa! Did you hear those snorts? I'm awful.
I've gotta calm down.
You, stop destroying my set.
And you, be less bad, and get your magic sword for the next scene.
The magic sword? Aloe has it.
Aloe? He's asleep.
Ha! Fake snoring trick.
Acting! Help! Hey, open this door.
Where's Bucket? I've lost another Lord Chesterfield.
That's it.
I am sending the audience home.
Get a hold of yourself, man.
You're right.
Does anyone know the Lord Chesterfield lines? I do.
I have a photographic memory.
This is me not believing that.
Page one, I dedicate this play to Tobey Maguire.
You'll always be my Spider-Man.
Skinner's Lord Chesterfield now? Welcome to live theater, Princess.
By the way, can you do me one teensy-weensy favor? When you kiss tree boy, could you not snort in his face? You're gonna kiss my Skinner? I guess.
Man, this snort.
Come with me, sis.
I have the fix.
You know what will help you? A little cold water on the face.
Fine.
I'll try anything.
Thanks.
What are you doing? Hey! Sorry, Kel.
Love you like a sister, but there's no way you're locking lips with my blond Viking.
Aloe, why are you in a karate pose? I'm using my mind to open that door.
My Sensei slash Butler taught me there's nothing more powerful than my brain.
Where's my princess? Where's my princess? Tell your Butler thanks.
I never thank the Butler.
Attention, forest people.
I am Lord Chesterfield.
Some of you may be thinking I bear an uncanny resemblance to a certain karate chopping tree.
Nope.
That's someone else.
Now onto the dialogue as written.
Pixie, stand by.
Three Pieces, what are you doing back here? I go on in a minute.
Yeah, about that.
Bad news.
Someone accidentally sat on the voice modifier.
Listen to me, little girl.
It is a bloodbath out there.
I am relying on you to turn this thing around.
Three Pieces, I can't sing without the voice modifier.
What do I do? Awesome, dude.
People of the forest, I lied.
I'm not Lord Chesterfield.
Spoiler alert! I'm that wisecracking ninja tree.
Hii-ya! Laters.
Oh, no, the evil witch has frozen me to the ground.
And I cannot move.
Not to worry, my lord, I can help.
How? You're just a small pixie girl.
I'm a pretty little pixie, look at me Look at me Fluttering above the clouds Fancy free, fancy free I'm a tiny pixie girl I shall unleash you from your bond Then it's off to buy some shoes and drink some tea .
They love us.
No, they love you.
Mr.
St.
Troy, where's Kelly? No idea.
Meet your new co-star.
Skinner's Princess Penelope? He knows the words.
Places for the kissing scene.
Kissing scene! Aaggghhh! We have no choice.
I don't have a real princess.
Your real princess is right here.
Kelly! What happened? What happened? I was locked in the girls room.
I had to kick out a crate and crawl through ceiling ducts to get out.
Know what's not cleaned a lot? Ceiling ducts! Hello, Kel.
See you later.
You! I'll deal with you at home.
You, stop with the judo chops.
And you, get your lines right.
This night meant everything to me, and it's been a complete train wreck, but I'm gonna end it on a high note.
Anyone wanna try and stop me? Break a leg.
Dude, yorere gonna kiss Kelly.
I don't know if I can do this.
You heard her.
This play's her dream.
Aloe's rehearsed it with her every day.
He knows all the words.
I don't.
What about your dream of kissing her, dude.
Bam! Lip balm! Medicated.
If Lord Chesterfield and I were meant to be, he will meet me by this bench.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have locked you in the closet.
You're lucky you came to your senses and let me out.
I'd say more, but I'm resting my lips for the mack fest.
Whatever.
Just get out there and make sure you bring it for Kelly.
Don't worry.
Aloe always brings it.
Boom pop.
Princess, your beautiful dress and fancy hair foretell a big day.
Shh! My love, he approaches.
Hark! Is it really you? 'Tis, my sweet.
Lord Chesterfield? A lot of people here.
Let us touch lips and rejoice.
My lord, are you okay? Sorry, Princess, trees don't have hands.
Go ahead.
This is your big moment.
My strong great prince Has now returned As he stands there before me My heart churns Sun's out, my love's here My smiles stretches from ear to ear The clouds have flown away 'Cause this is my big day! .
Come on dude, can you stand yet? I can't bow like this.
Mr.
St.
Troy has offered me the lead part in this year's spring musical.
- That's awesome.
- Nice.
That last number, I finally got my confidence.
I was up there singing, not snorting.
Thanks for helping me out there at the end.
No problem.
Guess Aloe doesn't always win.
I'll be back, Bucket! I'll be back.
Ninja tree, caring me home.
Yeah.
I think we're done here.