Bunnicula (2016) s01e06 Episode Script
Garlicked
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
Mixing up mixing
all the flavors
Mixing up
mixing all the flavors
Mmm! Smells good!
This recipe calls for
a classic horror film.
Ha-ha! Fangs of Terror.
One of my favorites!
The vampire has no chance
against garlic!
No, the infernal plant!
My powers!
I feel them fading away.
Ooh!
(LAUGHS)
Uh. (COUGHS)
That's not, uh,
interesting at all
Not at all.
MINA: Oh, guys?
(ROARING)
-(BOTH GASPING)
-Shh.
She's about to drop food.
(GIGGLING)
Sorry, Chester.
I forgot you're such
a 'fraidy-cat.
(SLURPS)
(SPLAT)
Ooh, finally!
(GULPING)
Wait! Hey!
(MEOWS)
Chester! Sorry, buddy,
but noodles aren't for cats.
(MINA SINGING)
Pssh!
Come on!
That's just so specie-ist.
Ooh, but I do have
something here that a bunny
named Bunnicula would like.
Check out this
big, juicy onion.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-Gross! An onion. Ugh!
Wait.
Oh, this could be bad.
-(CHOMPING)
-(CHESTER GASPS)
I don't know what's
going to happen.
I don't like not knowing
what's going to happen.
What's gonna happen?
Oh, Chester?
I found something here
I think you're gonna like.
Will it make him exude
an eye-stinging gas
or give him
ultra-offensive breath?
Like, I mean,
I can't take that!
I mean, I already deal
with you, Harold.
(SLURPING)
Ahh.
(SMACKING)
(SNIFFS)
Watch out, Bunnicula.
These onions are
extra strong.
(CHESTER WHIMPERS)
(SNIFFING)
(CRYING)
Oh, Bunny!
You're so cute.
Look at his
little eyes.
Oh, don't move.
I gotta get
a picture of this.
Phone, phone, phone!
Where's my phone?
-(CRYING)
-Aw. Ah, geez!
Bunnicula, don't cry.
(CHESTER GROANS)
I told you that onion
would be no good.
I knew it and now
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Do me! Do me!
(CHUCKLING)
I gotta find
a way to stop this
from happening again.
Ooh, garlic! Like in
Fangs of Terror, of course.
This should prove to be
a very interesting experiment.
(GAGGING)
(HUMMING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Now where did Mina
put that garlic?
Ooh, here it is.
Man, life is gonna be
so much better
once Bunnicula's powers
are drained.
Hey, Harold, catch!
Uh, what am I supposed
to do with this?
It's a tear-stopper.
Oh, of course!
How does it work?
(SQUEAKING)
Oh, okay.
Hold still, Bunnick.
Boop-doop!
(GRUMBLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(CACKLING)
(SLURPING)
Ahh!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(GAGGING)
(LAUGHING)
It's working.
(GROANING)
Ta-da!
(SHRIEKS)
Ahh, gross!
That is not what I expected.
Uh, I can't let Mina
see him like this.
She'll be terrified.
Yeah, Bunnick,
not a good look for you.
Ahh, what do we do?
She's gonna be
back any second.
(GRUNTING)
Ha-ha!
Whoa!
-(SHUDDERING)
-It's a skeleton shower, ha!
Boink, ow!
Harold, this isn't funny.
We gotta hide all these bones.
-(CHUCKLING)
Gotcha!
-(BUNNICULA'S SKULL CACKLING)
(CHUCKLING) No!
Harold, stop playing around.
That tickled!
Okay, I think
I got all of them.
I found my phone!
Ah! Oh, crud!
(GRUNTING)
Ha-ha!
Marsha uses way
too many emoticons.
Okay, get ready!
Huh, where did
Bunnicula go?
Weird.
Better check
on my sauce.
Mix it up
Mix in all the flavors
Ah! Oh, no!
Mix it
better than
-Huh?
-(GULPS)
-Hey, Chester,
what're you up to, buddy?
-(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
Might be time for
a vet check-up.
Huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, we're due.
(GAGGING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
(RATTLING)
You're free to roam,
little skeleton
(GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
(CHUCKLING)
Hmm.
We gotta find a way
to make his hair grow back.
What a pretty flower.
Hmm.
Oh, I know!
I know, I know, I know!
Incoming!
(HUMMING)
(LAUGHING)
Ah!
What are you doing?
I'm watering Bunnicula.
You know,
so his hair
grows back.
(SPLASH)
Harold, that only works
for living plants,
not supernatural animals.
Oh, it's getting late.
Mina always snuggles
Bunnicula before bed.
We gotta fix him
before it's too late.
There's a couple of things
she's bound to notice.
Great spaghetti, Mina!
Thanks, Dad.
Hey, let's go.
(RATTLING)
Until your hair grows back,
we need a temporary solution.
-Let's see.
(MUTTERS)
-Hmm.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Ha-ha, okay!
(RATTLING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
(CLANGING)
Strike!
(CHUCKLES)
-(BONES RATTLING)
-(WHIRRING)
Ah! (TALKING GIBBERISH)
Gimme back your head.
I wanna do it again.
Harold, it's almost
bedtime.
Okay, uh, ha!
That's not bad at all.
It's definitely
missing something.
Ah, I got it!
This puffy thing
humans wash
themselves with.
It'll be perfect
as a bunny tail.
Boop!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Well what do
you think, Harold?
He doesn't look like
a skeleton anymore.
Now he looks more like
a wallaby.
Have you ever even
seen a wallaby?
I don't know, but I know they
don't look like Bunnicula.
Okay, well,
maybe this will help.
Oh, my goodness!
He has the face of an angel.
MINA:
Chester, Harold, Bun-Bun!
-CHESTER: She's coming!
-MINA: Where are
my little babies?
Oh, here you are!
Aren't you guys
being little creepers
in the dark?
I'm getting ready for bed
and then it's snuggle time!
Phew!
The disguise worked.
Harold, go stall her.
All right!
-And you, come with me.
-(LAUGHING)
(HUMMING)
(GROWLS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(RATTLING)
(BARKING)
You want a bath?
That's not like you.
Hmm, okay.
Well, garlic got us
into this mess
so it makes sense
that there should be
an antidote vegetable,
like a vegetable
that has skin,
which you know,
once drained
will give you skin.
Right?
I guess that
makes sense.
Ugh, take this off.
Let's see what we got here.
(HUMMING)
(GIGGLING)
Rub-a-dub-dub, Harold!
Okay, get ready.
It's rinse time.
(WOOFING)
I gotta find
an antidote, quick!
I can hear her
rinsing Harold already!
(PANTING)
Here's a potato.
It has skin.
Uh, try it out.
I'll keep looking
and you keep draining.
-One of these has gotta work!
-(SLURPING)
(LIQUID TRICKLING)
(SLURPING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Hold still, Harold.
(GIGGLES)
(SNORTING)
Maybe I'll give
Bunnicula a bath
before bed, too.
Ooh, you're
awfully playful today
aren't you, buddy?
-(HUMMING)
-(THUD)
What are you doing?
Oh, Harold!
You can be
so weird sometimes.
(GASPS)
I better warn Chester.
-(SLURPING)
-Keep draining
those vegetables, Bunnicula.
One of them's
bound to work.
(SLURPING)
Ahh!
(CHOMP)
-(LIQUID TRICKLING)
-Ahh!
The vegetable juice.
It's just going
right through you!
Hey, guys!
Oh, this looks good.
Harold, what are
you doing here?
You're supposed to
be stalling Mina!
Oh. Oh, yeah!
-She's coming.
-What?
Bath time, Bunnicula.
What is going on here?
You guys get into
the fridge again?
(CACKLING)
Look at this mess!
Whoa!
Mina!
(GROANING) Huh?
Uh, what?
Am I seeing things?
Bun-Bun?
(CHUCKLES)
Whoa, I must have hit my head
on the way down.
For a second you looked like
a weird little skeleton.
Oh, I love you so much!
I'd even love you
if you were a little skeleton.
Ah, forgot about
this mess you made.
(TRILLS)
Aw, I can't
stay mad at you!
(MOCKING) Oh, you're
so cute, Bunnicula.
Come on!
Well, I better start
cleaning it up.
Where's that mop?
So, what the heck
is wrong with you, man?
I mean, all this time
it was just a simple
zip-zip, zip-zip?
What were you thinking?
(LAUGHING)
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(ZIPPING)
CHESTER: Okay, okay, I get it.
I get it! I see you.
(LAUGHING)
Make no bones about it.
That was pretty humerus.
(LAUGHING)
You get? You get it?
'Cause of "humerus"?
It's a bone!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Okay, Bunnicula,
I forgive you this time.
You creepy little monkey.
-Aw, bring it in!
Bring it in!
-No, I don't wanna.
Okay. Bringing it in.
(SIGHS)
Harold, I can
forgive Bunnicula,
but I will never
forgive you for telling
that horrible joke.
Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I've heard that one before.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
Mixing up mixing
all the flavors
Mixing up
mixing all the flavors
Mmm! Smells good!
This recipe calls for
a classic horror film.
Ha-ha! Fangs of Terror.
One of my favorites!
The vampire has no chance
against garlic!
No, the infernal plant!
My powers!
I feel them fading away.
Ooh!
(LAUGHS)
Uh. (COUGHS)
That's not, uh,
interesting at all
Not at all.
MINA: Oh, guys?
(ROARING)
-(BOTH GASPING)
-Shh.
She's about to drop food.
(GIGGLING)
Sorry, Chester.
I forgot you're such
a 'fraidy-cat.
(SLURPS)
(SPLAT)
Ooh, finally!
(GULPING)
Wait! Hey!
(MEOWS)
Chester! Sorry, buddy,
but noodles aren't for cats.
(MINA SINGING)
Pssh!
Come on!
That's just so specie-ist.
Ooh, but I do have
something here that a bunny
named Bunnicula would like.
Check out this
big, juicy onion.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-Gross! An onion. Ugh!
Wait.
Oh, this could be bad.
-(CHOMPING)
-(CHESTER GASPS)
I don't know what's
going to happen.
I don't like not knowing
what's going to happen.
What's gonna happen?
Oh, Chester?
I found something here
I think you're gonna like.
Will it make him exude
an eye-stinging gas
or give him
ultra-offensive breath?
Like, I mean,
I can't take that!
I mean, I already deal
with you, Harold.
(SLURPING)
Ahh.
(SMACKING)
(SNIFFS)
Watch out, Bunnicula.
These onions are
extra strong.
(CHESTER WHIMPERS)
(SNIFFING)
(CRYING)
Oh, Bunny!
You're so cute.
Look at his
little eyes.
Oh, don't move.
I gotta get
a picture of this.
Phone, phone, phone!
Where's my phone?
-(CRYING)
-Aw. Ah, geez!
Bunnicula, don't cry.
(CHESTER GROANS)
I told you that onion
would be no good.
I knew it and now
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Do me! Do me!
(CHUCKLING)
I gotta find
a way to stop this
from happening again.
Ooh, garlic! Like in
Fangs of Terror, of course.
This should prove to be
a very interesting experiment.
(GAGGING)
(HUMMING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Now where did Mina
put that garlic?
Ooh, here it is.
Man, life is gonna be
so much better
once Bunnicula's powers
are drained.
Hey, Harold, catch!
Uh, what am I supposed
to do with this?
It's a tear-stopper.
Oh, of course!
How does it work?
(SQUEAKING)
Oh, okay.
Hold still, Bunnick.
Boop-doop!
(GRUMBLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(CACKLING)
(SLURPING)
Ahh!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(GAGGING)
(LAUGHING)
It's working.
(GROANING)
Ta-da!
(SHRIEKS)
Ahh, gross!
That is not what I expected.
Uh, I can't let Mina
see him like this.
She'll be terrified.
Yeah, Bunnick,
not a good look for you.
Ahh, what do we do?
She's gonna be
back any second.
(GRUNTING)
Ha-ha!
Whoa!
-(SHUDDERING)
-It's a skeleton shower, ha!
Boink, ow!
Harold, this isn't funny.
We gotta hide all these bones.
-(CHUCKLING)
Gotcha!
-(BUNNICULA'S SKULL CACKLING)
(CHUCKLING) No!
Harold, stop playing around.
That tickled!
Okay, I think
I got all of them.
I found my phone!
Ah! Oh, crud!
(GRUNTING)
Ha-ha!
Marsha uses way
too many emoticons.
Okay, get ready!
Huh, where did
Bunnicula go?
Weird.
Better check
on my sauce.
Mix it up
Mix in all the flavors
Ah! Oh, no!
Mix it
better than
-Huh?
-(GULPS)
-Hey, Chester,
what're you up to, buddy?
-(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
Might be time for
a vet check-up.
Huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, we're due.
(GAGGING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
(RATTLING)
You're free to roam,
little skeleton
(GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
(CHUCKLING)
Hmm.
We gotta find a way
to make his hair grow back.
What a pretty flower.
Hmm.
Oh, I know!
I know, I know, I know!
Incoming!
(HUMMING)
(LAUGHING)
Ah!
What are you doing?
I'm watering Bunnicula.
You know,
so his hair
grows back.
(SPLASH)
Harold, that only works
for living plants,
not supernatural animals.
Oh, it's getting late.
Mina always snuggles
Bunnicula before bed.
We gotta fix him
before it's too late.
There's a couple of things
she's bound to notice.
Great spaghetti, Mina!
Thanks, Dad.
Hey, let's go.
(RATTLING)
Until your hair grows back,
we need a temporary solution.
-Let's see.
(MUTTERS)
-Hmm.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Ha-ha, okay!
(RATTLING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
(CLANGING)
Strike!
(CHUCKLES)
-(BONES RATTLING)
-(WHIRRING)
Ah! (TALKING GIBBERISH)
Gimme back your head.
I wanna do it again.
Harold, it's almost
bedtime.
Okay, uh, ha!
That's not bad at all.
It's definitely
missing something.
Ah, I got it!
This puffy thing
humans wash
themselves with.
It'll be perfect
as a bunny tail.
Boop!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Well what do
you think, Harold?
He doesn't look like
a skeleton anymore.
Now he looks more like
a wallaby.
Have you ever even
seen a wallaby?
I don't know, but I know they
don't look like Bunnicula.
Okay, well,
maybe this will help.
Oh, my goodness!
He has the face of an angel.
MINA:
Chester, Harold, Bun-Bun!
-CHESTER: She's coming!
-MINA: Where are
my little babies?
Oh, here you are!
Aren't you guys
being little creepers
in the dark?
I'm getting ready for bed
and then it's snuggle time!
Phew!
The disguise worked.
Harold, go stall her.
All right!
-And you, come with me.
-(LAUGHING)
(HUMMING)
(GROWLS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(RATTLING)
(BARKING)
You want a bath?
That's not like you.
Hmm, okay.
Well, garlic got us
into this mess
so it makes sense
that there should be
an antidote vegetable,
like a vegetable
that has skin,
which you know,
once drained
will give you skin.
Right?
I guess that
makes sense.
Ugh, take this off.
Let's see what we got here.
(HUMMING)
(GIGGLING)
Rub-a-dub-dub, Harold!
Okay, get ready.
It's rinse time.
(WOOFING)
I gotta find
an antidote, quick!
I can hear her
rinsing Harold already!
(PANTING)
Here's a potato.
It has skin.
Uh, try it out.
I'll keep looking
and you keep draining.
-One of these has gotta work!
-(SLURPING)
(LIQUID TRICKLING)
(SLURPING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Hold still, Harold.
(GIGGLES)
(SNORTING)
Maybe I'll give
Bunnicula a bath
before bed, too.
Ooh, you're
awfully playful today
aren't you, buddy?
-(HUMMING)
-(THUD)
What are you doing?
Oh, Harold!
You can be
so weird sometimes.
(GASPS)
I better warn Chester.
-(SLURPING)
-Keep draining
those vegetables, Bunnicula.
One of them's
bound to work.
(SLURPING)
Ahh!
(CHOMP)
-(LIQUID TRICKLING)
-Ahh!
The vegetable juice.
It's just going
right through you!
Hey, guys!
Oh, this looks good.
Harold, what are
you doing here?
You're supposed to
be stalling Mina!
Oh. Oh, yeah!
-She's coming.
-What?
Bath time, Bunnicula.
What is going on here?
You guys get into
the fridge again?
(CACKLING)
Look at this mess!
Whoa!
Mina!
(GROANING) Huh?
Uh, what?
Am I seeing things?
Bun-Bun?
(CHUCKLES)
Whoa, I must have hit my head
on the way down.
For a second you looked like
a weird little skeleton.
Oh, I love you so much!
I'd even love you
if you were a little skeleton.
Ah, forgot about
this mess you made.
(TRILLS)
Aw, I can't
stay mad at you!
(MOCKING) Oh, you're
so cute, Bunnicula.
Come on!
Well, I better start
cleaning it up.
Where's that mop?
So, what the heck
is wrong with you, man?
I mean, all this time
it was just a simple
zip-zip, zip-zip?
What were you thinking?
(LAUGHING)
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(ZIPPING)
CHESTER: Okay, okay, I get it.
I get it! I see you.
(LAUGHING)
Make no bones about it.
That was pretty humerus.
(LAUGHING)
You get? You get it?
'Cause of "humerus"?
It's a bone!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Okay, Bunnicula,
I forgive you this time.
You creepy little monkey.
-Aw, bring it in!
Bring it in!
-No, I don't wanna.
Okay. Bringing it in.
(SIGHS)
Harold, I can
forgive Bunnicula,
but I will never
forgive you for telling
that horrible joke.
Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I've heard that one before.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)