Canada's Drag Race (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

RUPAUL: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: For this
week's maxi challenge,
we are playing Snatch Game!
[cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada's
newest game show sensation!
SCARLETT: When you're tired
of your shitty old one,
just throw on a new one,
and you'll be good to go!
[laughter]
JIMBO: You miss your mother?
Smell my goddamn fingers!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Mariah Carey
is an extremely hard person
to make funny,
and it didn't work for you.
STACEY: Priyanka.
JEFFREY: There were so many
places to go with Miss Cleo,
and you didn't go to
any of those places.
PRIYANKA: I up real bad.
STACEY: Jimbo, condragulations.
You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
JIMBO: Oh my god!
STACEY: Priyanka
Chanté, you stay.
Kiara
Sashay away.
♪
♪
♪
LEMON: My girl Kiki
just went home,
and I definitely think
she had a lot more to show.
She's an iconic lip syncher,
so I feel like if she was up
against anyone else, she would
have sent that bitch packing.
PRIYANKA: She says,
"Kiara
"Love you guys.
Have fun cleaning!"
What a bitch!
PRIYANKA: Kiara used an entire
tube of lipstick on this mirror.
PRIYANKA: I think we're
gonna need an extended episode
for this mirror clean.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: I can't wait to see
these girls drop like flies!
I'm just starting to get
annoyed at everybody now.
SCARLETT: God, get that
headpiece away from me!
BOA: I'm sorry!
Okay, okay.
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
this thing is so annoying.
ILONA: It's so annoying, right?
SCARLETT: Yeah.
LEMON: Don't call her a thing.
Her name's Boa.
BOA: you, bitch.
SCARLETT: Okay, once we've
put this one back in her cage,
can we celebrate
being top seven?
[cheering]
LEMON: So Jimbo,
welcome to the winner's circle!
[cheering]
LEMON: I thought Jimbo was
phenomenal at Snatch Game.
Like, the characterization was
just 100% Joan Rivers perfect.
JIMBO: Thank you.
JIMBO: I am on cloud nine.
[as Joan Rivers]
Melissa will be so proud
and so happy to see
her mother back in action.
LEMON: And then stepping out
like this, as Celine, was
BOA: Yeah, you look good.
LEMON: the cherry on top
of a phenomenal week for you.
RITA: It was your time to shine.
LEMON: Yeah, bitch.
I'm really happy for you.
ILONA: Jimbo's really
like serving it lately,
and once again,
I'm a safe sissy,
which I'm not mad at but
I'm not happy about it either.
PRIYANKA: I'm part of the top
and the bottom club now.
BOA: She's versed.
PRIYANKA: Everybody
is big competition here.
If I'm being specific,
probably everybody sitting
on this side of the room.
[laughter]
ILONA: Okay.
SCARLETT: How interesting,
coming from someone
who just had to lip synch
their way out of the bottom two.
Me and Boa have not
had to lip synch once,
so go yourself.
BOA: I want to get this
thing off my head!
QUEENS: Yeah!
Do it!
Take it off!
BOA: Together, let's burn it!
ILONA: Yes, bitch.
You just hit me in
the face, you !
JIMBO: This is a competition,
and at the end of the day,
you've gotta say,
" these bitches."
I'm a star.
PRIYANKA: Ah!
LEMON: [laughs]
JIMBO: From this point on,
I need to make sure
that I am the one
that's standing out always.
JIMBO: I'm a '
winner, baby.
♪
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
a year of hotel
stays from Hilton
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra special
guest host, Tom Green.
♪
♪
PRIYANKA: [squeals]
SCARLETT: Today is
a new day in the workroom,
and we're getting
down to the wire.
Seven queens are left.
This is crazy!
LEMON: So, Priyanka,
you survived a lip synch.
How do you feel?
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
SCARLETT: She's
delusional, honey.
PRIYANKA: I feel
very, very good about it.
I'm very happy.
I'm obviously not happy
that Kiara's gone,
like that's obvious,
but I got to perform,
and I feel very
proud about that.
JIMBO: And how do you feel,
now that your French sister
has gone back to la maison?
RITA: I feel like I have
to fight for two now, so
ILONA: Aw.
BOA: You're pregnant?
[laughter]
RITA: Kiara was just eliminated.
She's my little
sister from Montreal,
and now I feel like I'm
surrounded by English people,
and nobody understands me.
SCARLETT: So, Boa, how do
you feel about your warning?
BOA: Oh, god.
STACEY: Boa,
you need to bring it.
BOA: Absolutely.
STACEY: Stop sleeping,
and wake up, and bring it.
BOA: I have a fire under my ass,
and I'm just like
ready to give it.
I'm nervous but I'm excited
because it's like
it's kind of what
I needed, you know?
SCARLETT: It was like
Tynomi's final warning.
BOA: Bitch, what?
PRIYANKA: Vicious!
QUEEN: Bobo!
SCARLETT: What?
PRIYANKA: Sissy's getting shady.
LEMON: Sissy's over
being safe, I feel.
SCARLETT: Ah!
[siren]
[gasps & cheering]
QUEEN: We've got Ru-mail!
RUPAUL: O Canada!
She done already
done had herses!
RUPAUL: My queens, Canada's
first drag race superstar
needs to be able to hit and run,
whip lashes into shape,
and bounce back,
after she's been rear-ended.
Can I get a witness?
♪
JEFFREY: Hey, ladies!
QUEENS: Hieee.
JEFFREY: Bonjour.
Are you ready to get intuitive?
ILONA: Ooh!
JEFFREY: For today's
mini challenge,
you'll be feeling
your Star 69 fantasies
as psychic hotline operators
for Ho-Ho's Astral Alliance.
PRIYANKA: You know when
they say, like, you know,
salt on the wound?
That's that.
The wound was Miss Cleo,
and then here we are just
pouring salt on it,
and I'm like, "Ahh!"
JEFFREY: One at a time,
you'll pick up the phone
to help a mystery caller
with a dire problem
that only a mystic can solve.
Ladies, this is
an improv challenge.
The queen who
entertains myself
and our mystery caller
the most, wins.
You have 20 minutes
to get into your most divine
divination quick drag,
and your makeup stations
have been stocked with goodies
from Anastasia Beverly Hills,
to help bring
the fantasy to life.
Ready
PRIYANKA: Oh.
JEFFREY: Set
SCARLETT: Oh.
JEFFREY: Go!
PRIYANKA: Ah!
[laughter]
BOA: Where the
are my brushes?
ILONA: More lashes!
This is a good day
in the workroom.
PRIYANKA: Thank you,
Anastasia Beverly Hills!
SCARLETT: Oh, look at that.
Oh, yeah.
JEFFREY: Time's up!
♪
♪
♪
RITA: I'm clueless.
I don't know who the person
on the other side is.
It's really a mystery caller.
[telephone ringing]
RITA: Hello, Crustina speaking.
How may I guide you today?
CRYSTAL: Hi.
Thank you so much
for taking my call.
RITA: Can you tell me if you
are male, female, non-binary,
or you don't care
about that crap?
CRYSTAL: Oh, I mean
who cares these days?
RITA: And are you sure
you're not really attracted
to women because I am single?
That son of a bitch.
PRIYANKA: Hi, who dis?
CRYSTAL: I've been
dating this guy,
and he just won't get off
his phone when we're together.
How do I get him to get out of
those DM's and to slide into me?
PRIYANKA: Let me check
the cards for your advice, okay?
Let me check the cards.
Okay, I pulled the devil card.
CRYSTAL: Uh-oh.
PRIYANKA: [sighs]
CRYSTAL: Is that good, or?
PRIYANKA: He just died.
He dead now.
But have you ever
had sex with a ghost?
CRYSTAL: Will there
be any pottery?
PRIYANKA: Like Patrick Swayze
and Demi Moore, bitch?
CRYSTAL: Yeah, I don't know.
PRIYANKA: No, bitch,
you're gonna be having sex
with Whoopi Goldberg tonight.
It's gonna be that kind of shit.
You in danger, girl.
You in danger.
CRYSTAL: [chuckles]
ILONA: My inspiration is to just
go into this and be myself,
and be like a total
raging bitch.
CRYSTAL: Thank you so much
for taking my call.
ILONA: I mean, I hadn't
picked up the phone yet,
but hi, how are ya?
CRYSTAL: [laughs]
I just want to know
what the future holds.
ILONA: Like, I think
you need to look deep into
your crystal ball.
Oh, wait, you don't have one.
That's why you're calling me.
CRYSTAL: I'm paying
3.99 a minute for this?
ILONA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Your caller
has hung up.
She's had it, officially.
ILONA: Thank god,
because so have I.
[telephone ringing]
SCARLETT: [gasps] Hello!
Hello there, darling.
Hello!
SCARLETT: I've been having
an affair with a married man,
and he says he really loves me.
What does
the future hold for us?
SCARLETT: Oh, I see very large
dick energy coming your way!
BOA: Hello, Boa's hotline.
CRYSTAL: You have such
a delicate speaking voice.
BOA: For 3.99, you can get me,
and guess what?
I am not just a psychic.
I'm a stripper!
Ooh, bitch.
CRYSTAL: Hello?
BOA: Oh yeah!
CRYSTAL: Hello?
BOA: Hello.
Do you want this?
Mm.
Oh, yeah.
CRYSTAL: I mean, I'm not sure.
BOA: Four pairs of boobs
for the price of one!
Ooh.
CRYSTAL: Wow.
Hello?
BOA: I'm getting into it.
Oh-ho-ho!
I want to stay here.
I'm having a fun time.
JEFFREY: Security!
Security!
BOA: Not again!
I'm banned from
the mall for a reason!
[laughter]
♪
[telephone rings]
LEMON: I knew
that was gonna happen.
Hey, bitch.
What's up?
CRYSTAL: I've been having
an affair with a married man.
What does
the future hold for us?
LEMON: Oh, well,
let me just like real quickly
check your cards.
Uh, okay, that's good.
Uh, that's really good.
CRYSTAL: Oh, great!
LEMON: Nothing to worry about.
I would just watch for
pianos above your head,
like for the next six hours.
Yeah, just be like really
careful because, like, you know?
CRYSTAL: So I'm gonna
be crushed to death?
LEMON: Not, no.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
CRYSTAL: Okay, thanks.
LEMON: Yeah, literally,
no problem, girlie.
[giggles]
JEFFREY: I think you've
been disconnected, Lemon.
LEMON: I knew that.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
JIMBO: Yes, hello!
Thank you for calling Ho-Ho's.
CRYSTAL: I've been
seeing a married man.
JIMBO: Oh, my!
My favourite kind.
CRYSTAL: So is he gonna
leave his wife for me?
JIMBO: No, never, unfortunately.
You've got what they
call a butter face.
He likes everything
but your face.
I can see much
more than you know,
including that hideous mole
on your left testicle.
CRYSTAL: Oh, I had that
removed years ago.
JIMBO: That's what you think,
but still waters run deep,
just as dark moles do.
[evil laugh]
[evil laugh]
Oh
Mm.
JEFFREY: Aura my goddess!
You all have a gift!
I just hope our mystery
caller kept the receipts.
You wanna know who she is?
QUEENS: Yes!
JEFFREY: She's crossed
the pond just for you.
From RuPaul's Drag Race UK
It's Crystal!
[cheering & applause]
PRIYANKA: Crystal from
RuPaul's Drag Race UK
and I'm like in shock!
PRIYANKA: Holy shit!
JEFFREY: Welcome home, sis.
CRYSTAL: Thank you.
You guys all look amazing.
[laughter]
LEMON: Come on, Canadian legend.
CRYSTAL: Come on, bag of chips.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Now,
of all you mediums,
one of you was extra-large.
Lemon, con-drag-ulations,
you are the winner of today's
mini challenge. [applause]
LEMON: I knew you
were gonna say that.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: You've won
$1,000 of stylish eyewear
from Bailey Nelson
to keep your visions in focus.
Con-drag-ulations.
[applause]
LEMON: Thank you.
LEMON: I just won $1,000
of Bailey Nelson sunglasses,
and I am gagging.
JEFFREY: Crystal,
any last words of wisdom
for your Canadian sisters?
CRYSTAL: Stay sparkly,
transparent, and cheap.
[applause & laughter]
JEFFREY: Ladies,
have you suffered a clap back
related personal injury?
Are you seeking a settlement
for your stolen trade,
looking to divorce
your drag mother?
Well, it's time
for some poetic justice.
For this week's maxi challenge,
you'll be getting
downright judicial
in your very own late-night
law firm TV commercials.
#CanadasDragRace.
Working in teams, you'll
be creating ads to promote
your legal services
to queens in need of counsel.
Lemon, as this week's
mini challenge winner,
you'll be choosing the teams.
LEMON: I get to choose the teams
for this week's maxi challenge!
JEFFREY: There'll be two teams
of two, and one team of three,
so begin assembling.
LEMON: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Stay out of my shot,
girl.
[laughs]
LEMON: I'm gonna snag
Priyanka for myself.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
LEMON: I am gonna put
our sissies together.
ILONA: Sissies.
LEMON: So I put
the sissies together,
thinking it would be a great
little match because they're
such good friends, and then
Scarlett's looking at me
down the room like
SCARLETT: "I'm gonna
put the sissies together,"
like just with like
that conniving little
bitchy tone.
"I'm from New York."
LEMON: And I will have our team
three be Rita, Jimbo, and Boa.
BOA: I haven't won
a maxi challenge yet,
and I really feel like I need to
because winning something
like that would be the kick
in the ass that I need.
JEFFREY: Ladies, are you
ready to get litigious?
ILONA: Yes.
JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
LEMON: Okay.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Okay, let's think
structure before the ideas.
LEMON: I totally think so, yeah.
PRIYANKA: How do you feel about
starting with reenactments?
LEMON: I love it.
Have you ever experienced
something like this?
And then it goes
to a reenactment.
PRIYANKA: Cut to
LEMON: Again, have you ever
PRIYANKA: Not only
are we starring and writing
these commercials,
we're also directing it,
calling the camera shots.
It's a lot.
LEMON: I'm Kitty,
and I'm Kat.
LEMON: Me and Priyanka are Kitty
and Kat, the pussy protectors,
and if your pussy is in
an accident, we will save you.
LEMON: Have you death dropped
and you can't get up?
Like
PRIYANKA: Oh!
LEMON: Have you popped
a split and a hip?
PRIYANKA: You know what?
I can do some gymnastics.
[laughter]
LEMON: This is a serious issue
for drag queens everywhere,
so me and Priyanka are just
here to protect your vagina.
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: When
your puss has a crash.
LEMON: When your puss has
a crash, we'll get you the cash.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: I really hope
that the vision that we wrote
on those papers and on
that script just come to life
and make those judges laugh.
BOA: How are you feeling, good?
JIMBO: Oh, we're feeling good.
I love this team!
BOA: I'm so excited.
JIMBO: Yeah.
JIMBO: Today's maxi challenge
is to come up with
a lady lawyer character,
and then to write an infomercial
selling our legal services.
RITA: I think he has an idea.
JIMBO: Kind of like play
on the idea that stagettes
are always kind of
taking over the gay bar
and destroying the drag show.
BOA: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
JIMBO: And so we could be
like, yeah, like a lawsuit,
and then you could be
the drag queen we're harassing.
BOA: Amazing.
Oh my god, that's so good.
BOA: Goosh!
Goosh!
I'm excited.
Oh my god, those are my girls.
We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna be stupid.
RITA: She's getting married.
She's getting mar--
RITA: Our concept
for this infomercial,
we are a powerful law firm
BOA: I love that.
RITA: facing issues
with bachelorette parties.
JIMBO: What would our law firm
be called, would you say?
BOA: Uh
JIMBO: How about something
like "Something Dick and Harry"?
BOA: I am not used to writing
things, and the time is ticking,
so we gotta crank this out.
BOA: Queens United Every
♪
BOA: I get in my head.
It's my anxieties.
And I'm trying my best
to break out of it.
RITA: But it has to say
something about getting married.
RITA: I do realize that
we do not work the same way.
We're just trying to adapt
our styles to make it match.
ILONA: Here's our solution.
Do you want to be our sissy?
Leave your sissy
and join our sisterhood.
[laughter]
ILONA: We're becoming
late-night TV lawyers
in our very own infomercial.
SCARLETT: Has your sissy
ever not lent you jewelry?
SCARLETT: It's like
a law firm/hitman agency.
ILONA: Is your
sissy getting sour?
Oh, we'll both do it
at the same time, spit.
[giggles]
Holy shit.
Like, after we say each thing,
we'll act it out.
SCARLETT: No, no, no.
No, they usually list
a whole bunch of stuff.
ILONA: It's not a cut.
It's a voiceover.
SCARLETT: No, but they
have to go to us first,
like we have to have
an introduction.
ILONA: Yeah, so our introduction
is "Hi, we're so and so,
"and so and so"
Okay.
So
SCARLETT: I got
a little snarky with her.
In my head it was like,
"Wah, wah, wah, wah."
There was like
rockets going off.
SCARLETT: I just like, I don't--
we need to figure out
where we're doing with cuts.
ILONA: Scarlett
SCARLETT: Okay, whatever, just
run with it, like, I don't care.
ILONA: Girl, this isn't
the Hunger Games.
You need to settle
down a little bit.
SCARLETT: How are
we gonna do a voiceover
while we're acting it out?
Because we need to be
acting it out.
ILONA: Oh, no, so we would
record the voiceover,
and then we would act it out.
SCARLETT: Doesn't make sense.
ILONA: Okay, for an editing
standpoint, yes it does,
but if you don't get that,
we can move on from that.
JEFFREY: Ladies, I'm back!
Is there a lawyer in the house?
PRIYANKA: Hi, Jeffrey.
How are you?
JEFFREY: Hi, Priyanka.
I'm excellent.
How are we feeling?
PRIYANKA: We worked
together very well.
JEFFREY: Any worries in
particular for this challenge?
LEMON: I feel like we just
both want to do so well,
and we want to
make it to the end.
PRIYANKA: And it is
a timed challenge too, right?
We have so many things
that we want to do.
We're being a little ambitious.
JEFFREY: As long as you bring
the true essence of who youare
to every challenge,
and nothing less,
and get rid of
all of the hubbub,
bullshit voices in your head
telling you that you're not
good enough,
you're gonna shine.
PRIYANKA: I didn't make
the judges laugh last week,
but this week,
I'm just praying
that they're all just
dying of laughter,
because if they're not,
you in danger, girl.
JEFFREY: Trust yourselves.
Trust your instincts.
We know you've both got it.
Now bring it to us, 'aite?
LEMON: Absolutely.
PRIYANKA: Peace!
JEFFREY: Scarlett BoBo
and Ilona Verley.
SCARLETT & ILONA: Hello.
JEFFREY: Can I call you IloBo?
[laughter]
SCARLETT: No, it's what?
It's Bolona.
ILONA: Bolona.
JEFFREY: Oh, I love that.
SCARLETT: #Bolona.
JEFFREY: Okay!
So what's your plan of attack?
What have we got going on here?
SCARLETT: So, we're gonna
be Sarah and Sarahson,
and we are gonna--
ILONA: And we're
suing our sissies.
SCARLETT: Yeah, we're
gonna split up sissies.
ILONA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Oh, I love this.
ILONA: Are you tired
of your sissy?
Like, do you want
to sue your sissy?
JEFFREY: You just
have to keep in mind
what this challenge is.
SCARLETT: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
JEFFREY: It's
a law firm commercial.
You're only going to get
a finite amount of time.
And keep in mind
who your audience is
that you're talking to.
ILONA: We just want
to make you laugh,
while still staying on time.
SCARLETT: We're gonna
make you gag. [laughter]
JEFFREY: Okay.
Neither of you have won
a maxi challenge yet,
am I right?
ILONA: This is the time.
This is our week.
JEFFREY: This is
your opportunity.
ILONA: We're gonna
sissy slay you.
SCARLETT: It's driving me crazy.
JEFFREY: Because bitches,
it's now or never.
SCARLETT: I know.
JEFFREY: Look around.
There's only so few of you
left in the room.
Do whatever you need
to do to pop.
SCARLETT: Alright.
JEFFREY: I can't wait
to see what you bring.
ILONA & SCARLETT: Thank you.
ALL: Byeee!
JIMBO: 1-800
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Oh, hello.
JEFFREY: So what's our plan
of attack for this challenge?
JIMBO: Bachelorettes are known
to sort of plague gay bars,
especially drag shows.
JEFFREY: Yes.
JIMBO: They take over,
and they're too loud,
and they with the show.
JEFFREY: What is the worst thing
that's ever happened to you
at a gay bar
with a bachelorette party?
RITA: Worst time, I got a finger
in my anus from a bride to be,
one time because I was wearing
this little skirt, you know?
Yeah, and I was just passing by.
The girl went like pop.
[gasps]
RITA: There are some
rules to be followed
if you want to have a
bachelorette party in our space.
Number one, do not
touch without consent.
Number two, get off the stage.
And number three, be respectful.
This is a safe space
for you and for us.
Thank you!
JEFFREY: So this is
a teachable moment, then.
Is that what we're saying?
BOA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: What not
to do in gay bars.
BOA: Exactly.
Exactly.
JEFFREY: I love this.
Can't wait to see what
you cook up for us.
Bye, ladies.
QUEENS: Byeee.
JEFFREY: Ladies, listen up.
Tomorrow, on the main stage,
you'll debut your commercials,
and you'll be cross examined by
our extra special guest host,
the outrageously funny funnyman,
Tom Green.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
PRIYANKA: What?
ILONA: Oh-ho!
JEFFREY: And, on the runway,
category is:
Canadian Tuck-shedo.
So good luck,
and don't it up.
Case closed!
♪
STACEY: Hi, ladies!
PRIYANKA: Hi.
LEMON: Hi, gorgeous!
STACEY: You're
doing it in order?
PRIYANKA: We're
gonna do it in order.
STACEY: Is it the same?
PRIYANKA & LEMON: Yes.
PRIYANKA: Stacey is covering
our asses to make sure
that we don't forget anything.
She's making us doublecheck
because she knows
how crazy performing gets.
STACEY: Fix your
jacket, Priyanka.
Yeah.
PRIYANKA: She's
like our stage mom.
But she's a cool mom.
[chuckles]
LEMON: So, we're using like a
medium-shot for the first three.
PRIYANKA: Yes.
STACEY: Okay.
PRIYANKA: And to that camera.
LEMON: So that camera.
STACEY: You have about
a half hour, okay, ladies?
LEMON: Copy that.
Thank you.
LEMON: Action!
PRIYANKA: Have you
ever beated your-- Oh.
Have you ever padded
LEMON: Padded your pum-pum.
PRIYANKA: to a pulp.
LEMON: Ready?
PRIYANKA: Mm-hm.
LEMON: Action.
PRIYANKA: Have you ever
padded your pum-pum to a pulp?
STACEY: That was good.
Got that.
LEMON: That's good.
Okay, me.
You call action for me too.
PRIYANKA: I will.
LEMON: This is the same shot,
yes.
STACEY: Same shot, alright?
LEMON: Same shot, yes.
PRIYANKA: Action.
LEMON: Have you ever
gotten so litty
you've splittied your kitty?
[laughter]
STACEY: 20 minutes left too.
LEMON: Awesome.
Perfect.
STACEY: Alright.
PRIYANKA: We have
everything set,
but we have to change really
fast because we only have like
no time to do
the damn commercial,
and we have to change into
all these different characters,
and it's like that's
a lot of pressure!
STACEY: You have
13 minutes left.
Come on.
PRIYANKA: Are we ready?
STACEY: Uh, we're ready.
Ooh!
Ooh!
PRIYANKA: I padded
my pum-pum to a pulp!
STACEY: Next, next scene!
♪
LEMON: I've gotten so litty
I'm split my kitty!
STACEY: When Lemon
got into that split,
popped her pum-pum,
and then somehow
slid up a little bit,
and stayed in the splits,
I was like, "Damn
"She's really flexible."
LEMON: I had no idea
I could do that.
[laughter]
STACEY: Priyanka
and Lemon were so funny.
LEMON: Well, we're here
BOTH: For you!
LEMON: I'm Kitty.
STACEY: They came prepared.
Their whole commercial flowed.
They had me engaged
the entire time.
I don't want their
legal help, though.
I wouldn't want
their legal help, no.
LEMON & PRIYANKA: A-ha-ha-ha!
JIMBO: Hey, girl.
STACEY: Hi, Jimbo.
Hi, Rita.
Hi, Boa.
QUEENS: Hi.
BOA: If you're a drag queen
with some pesky bachelorettes
on your hand,
you can ring the bell.
We will show up
and shoo 'em away!
STACEY: Do your thing, ladies.
You got this.
JIMBO: Get out of here!
BOA: Well, you know what?
Thank god, ladies,
she called who?
BOA & JIMBO: The Bells.
RITA: Les belles.
BOA: Yeah!
What she said.
JIMBO: Ding dong.
RITA: [gasps]
STACEY: Let's do this
one more time, okay?
JIMBO: Okay, yeah, let's do it.
STACEY: Okay?
STACEY: Boa, you actually made
a mistake when you said,
"Yeah, whatever she said."
You pointed to Jimbo.
You needed to point to Rita.
And also, just make sure
remember your line, alright?
BOA: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
BOA: Oh my god.
[exhales]
STACEY: Alright, ladies,
you have 25 minutes.
Hurry it up.
RITA: Boa will be
in the centre doing her thing.
RITA: Now I'm feeling
very nervous
because, you know,
it's a mess.
STACEY: Time's going, ladies.
RITA: We're running late.
Everybody's running on
the set, so will it work?
We'll see!
STACEY: 10 minutes!
BOA: There you go.
♪
STACEY: Are we
rolling on this now?
BOA: Yeah.
STACEY: Yes, we are.
We're rolling on this now.
JIMBO: Jeffrey wants
me to be loud,
so I'm gonna be loud, okay?
RITA: She's getting married!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
RITA: Okay, let's be aggressive.
JIMBO: Do us a song!
Sing for us!
BOA: Ahh!
JIMBO: Yeah!
Oh, I like your robe.
I want it!
BOA: Ahh!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
[laughter]
BOA: Bitch, you've gotta go.
RITA: Yeah, we're
gonna ask you to leave.
STACEY: There was
a lot going on there.
I actually was quite confused as
to what their script was about.
I didn't get it.
I think they were trying
to do too many things.
ILONA: Hi, hots.
SCARLETT: Hiee.
STACEY: Hi, BoBo and Ilona.
SCARLETT: Hi!
STACEY: I've got
your storyboard here,
and you've got some
props over there.
SCARLETT: Woo-hoo.
STACEY: I'm looking forward to
seeing what you're gonna do.
ILONA: Okay, so we're shooting
this really out of order.
STACEY: Do your thing.
ILONA: It's gonna
be an adventure, okay.
ILONA: We're inspired by those
like super phony late-night
like law firm ads
where they're like,
"We're blah, blah,
blah and blah, blah, blah.
"Call us to have all
your problems solved."
STACEY: Action.
ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
Sissy!
SCARLETT: Ooh!
ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
SCARLETT: Oh!
ILONA: Sissy!
SCARLETT: Look what I found!
ILONA: Sissy,
what are you doing?
SCARLETT: Oh, you're
a way sexier sissy!
ILONA: We're sissy this.
We're sissy that.
We're sissy ourselves.
We're sissy sissying.
We gotta sissy-sissy,
time is running out!
Time is tick-tocking!
STACEY: Don't get too
comfortable, ladies.
I know there's 30 minutes left,
but we still have
a lot to do, alright?
Question, are you interested
in using any of the props?
SCARLETT: Oh my god!
STACEY: Yes, you
have the props there.
SCARLETT: We totally
blanked out on that one.
SCARLETT: Like fully
forgot about all the props.
We were just like,
la-la-la-la-la-la.
SCARLETT: Okay, yeah.
Bring the desk.
SCARLETT: Get the desk, quick!
STACEY: Alright,
ladies, let's go.
ILONA: This is really fun,
but it's also a little bit
sissy stressful.
STACEY: Less than
20 minutes left!
Come on, ladies.
ILONA: She's like, "Ladies,
you've gotta hurry it up.
"You're running out of time."
We were like, "Ahhh!"
ILONA: I'm gonna
spit on your face,
and then you hit me
with the book, okay?
STACEY: Oh, dear Jesus.
ILONA: Get you book ready.
STACEY: Are you really
gonna spit in her face?
ILONA: Yeah.
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
are you guys ready, because
I'm not doing this again.
STACEY: I'm not ready
but I want to see this.
SCARLETT: Oh god,
don't hork in my face.
ILONA: Are you ready?
STACEY: You should hock
a spit in her face.
If you're gonna spit
in her face, just really do it.
SCARLETT: Sissy!
Sissy!
ILONA: [spits]
SCARLETT: Ah!
Ah!
ILONA: Sissy!
ILONA: She literally
whams me with a book.
There was a full-on like sound
effect, and it's not fake.
That was the book hitting
my face, thank you.
ILONA: Sissy, stop!
Sissy, you bitch!
Sissy!
SCARLETT: Ahh!
Ahh!
Ah!
Ahhh!
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
I think I have like bruises
from that anvil.
Is it called an anvil?
SCARLETT: Ah!
Ah!
SCARLETT: Gravel?
Gavel?
Gavel, gavel,
gavel, gavel, gavel.
SCARLETT: Ah!
STACEY: Ladies,
that was so good!
SCARLETT: Thank you.
STACEY: Ilona and BoBo
really impressed me.
They were funny.
They brought that funniness
to the characters.
♪
SCARLETT & ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
Sissy!
Sissy!
LEMON: I can feel the other
girls in the workroom
getting real tired
of the sissies.
LEMON: Sissy!
ILONA: Sissy!
SCARLETT: Sissy!
Sissy!
Sissy, sissy, sissy, sissy!
BOA: "Sissy.
Sissy!"
ILONA: Sissies.
PRIYANKA: Shut up!
I don't care.
I don't care about
your sisterhood!
RITA: Lemon, you had to
decide who will be with who,
so what's the idea behind?
LEMON: In all honesty,
I think everyone of us
is really powerful,
and I knew all three
teams would be great,
no matter who was in what, so
SCARLETT: She's going for Miss
Congeniality so hard right now.
ILONA: Yeah, she's really
gunning for it. [laughter]
BOA: Where's the teleprompter
you're reading off of, bitch?
[laughter]
LEMON: I don't care
if these girls like me.
It's very clear that they don't.
SCARLETT: I will admit that I
thought it was a little vindic--
I thought that you were trying
to screw up the sissies.
LEMON: So you don't think
your sissy's talented?
QUEENS: Oh!
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Let's just get
ready for this runway.
SCARLETT: The dolls
are fighting.
SCARLETT: Today's runway
is Canadian Tuck-shedo.
Denim on denim on denim.
1951, Bing Crosby
walks into a Vancouver hotel
wearing denim on denim,
and they didn't let him in
because he was too casual,
and then the bellboy was like,
"That's Bing Crosby."
Canada was super proud
to have Bing Crosby
showing up to our place,
and now I'm gonna
make it even more famous.
LEMON: The winner's circle
includes Rita, me, Jimbo,
and Priyanka,
and the non-winner's circle
includes Boa,
Ilona, and Scarlett.
And I can feel that these girls
are desperate to have a win.
♪
RITA: In Montreal
on Friday and Saturday
we have up to 10 bachelorette
parties at the same time.
SCARLETT: What?!
BOA: That's crazy.
ILONA: Bachelorette parties,
like I don't-- what's?
BOA: So basically, sometimes
when we're performing,
and we're working, sometimes
there are bachelorettes,
and although we welcome
people to come have fun,
they act a bit out of line.
SCARLETT: Like ripping your
hair or ripping your outfit,
like just like crawling up on
you like three people on you
at the same time,
like while you're on stage,
like trying to perform.
SCARLETT: When you're in drag,
sometimes people think
that you're this like play toy,
you're like this little
like, "Oh, I paid $5.
I get to pet the queen."
And it's awful.
ILONA: I've had more
gay men do that to me
than I have like cis
bachelorette party women.
TBH.
BOA: A few years ago,
I brought someone home.
I wasn't into it, I didn't
want to have sex with him.
We were drinking,
and he beat me up,
and he didn't just
like beat me up.
He like beat the shit out of me.
My face was like ,
like I had a broken nose.
It was a sexual assault is
what it was, and he robbed me.
He was on my back
holding me down.
And he said, he said,
"Tell me where your wallet is,
or I'm gonna kill you."
JIMBO: Oh my god!
BOA: So I told him
and then I blacked out again.
BOA: And I woke up,
and there was blood everywhere.
I was covered
in a pool of my blood.
[sighs]
BOA: I was knocked unconscious,
like I could have died.
I posted a selfie of myself.
I said, "This happened
to me last night.
"Watch out who you bring home.
"You never know what happens."
Be safe, guys, and take
care of each other.
And so this photo
went viral, right,
and the whole community
rallied behind me,
and they set up a Go-Fund Me
for me to get me my laptop back,
and my phone, and my wallet.
LEMON: Wow.
BOA: The support I got from
the community was incredible,
and it fuelled me to want
to speak out about it.
There is violence in
the queer community.
It just needs to stop.
BOA: And I'm so grateful to have
such an amazing drag community,
and sisters like you,
and just love you,
and everybody just behind me.
I love you.
ILONA: Aw.
RITA: And you have
our support forever.
BOA: I love you.
PRIYANKA: So I have a theory.
SCARLETT: What's
your theory, sis?
PRIYANKA: That drag queens
are the mascots of
the queer community
because we have a platform,
we have a stage,
and we're able to like
educate people, you know?
PRIYANKA: She used
what happened to her
as not something
to be embarrassed about,
but something
to educate all queens now,
and queens that are now
coming into the drag scene.
I love you,
and I'm proud of her.
I'm very proud of her.
I just want to give her a big
hug, that big, old meatball.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
Covergirl
Put the bass in your walk
Head to toe
Let your whole body talk
[cheering & applause]
TOM: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Tom Green, and I'm thrilled
to be this week's
extra special guest host.
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?
JEFFREY: I plead the filth.
TOM: Stacey McKenzie,
are you judging me right now?
STACEY: Guilty as charged, Tom.
TOM: Brooke Lynn Hytes!
BROOKE LYNN: Thomas, not now!
Big Brother's watching.
TOM: Oh, memories.
This week, the queens were
challenged to get litigious,
as they star in their very own
drag queen law firm commercials.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
♪
TOM: Category is
Canadian Tuck-shedo!
Denim on denim on denim.
First up, Scarlett BoBo.
BROOKE LYNN: I think I'm
having an acid wash flashback.
TOM: I like the nails.
SCARLETT: The fantasy
is denim couture realness.
I want to show the judges
an elevated version of BoBo
every time I step on the runway.
I am serving you
the most BoBo ever.
TOM: Those look like
her natural shoulders.
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
TOM: Next, Ilona Verley.
ILONA: I'm just coming out
here serving this denim look
head to toe, letting them
know I got the memo,
and I've got it front to back.
I'm showing the judges
all my best assets:
my face, my ass, and my kitty.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
you cheeky monkey!
I don't know about y'all,
but I feel a chafe coming on.
JEFFREY: She's walking ass
backwards, and forwards.
TOM: I'm just happy
to be here.
And next, Boa.
BOA: I want to show the judges
that I have woken up, bitch.
Not only did I wake up,
but I sprouted
some wings!
STACEY: Look, it's Air Boa!
[laughter]
BOA: These wings look
haggard like I crawled
out of hell and I'm here
to your shit up.
TOM: Are those jeans?
JEFFREY: She's so angelic.
TOM: I like the ripped
stockings, actually.
Next is Jimbo!
JIMBO: Now, this
is a showstopper.
I am the denim queen.
JEFFREY: It's the troll doll,
denim edition.
BROOKE LYNN: Creature
from the Patch Lagoon.
JIMBO: I am a denim demon diva.
I am serving the most
denim on the runway,
and maybe the most denim
that anyone has ever worn.
JEFFREY: They call
her Billie Jeans.
TOM: Are those also jeans?
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: If I had to guess,
Reba McEntire?
TOM: And next, Rita Baga!
RITA: I am serving
punk rock goddess.
She's fierce.
She's fabulous.
She's sassy.
I'm giving the judges
a little strip tease.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, this
must be her blue period.
TOM: I like your jeans.
Those are nice jeans.
BROOKE LYNN: So what?
I'm still a rock star.
[laughter]
STACEY: So do we call Pink
"Blue" now?
TOM: And now, Priyanka!
JEFFREY: She's a
total jean queen.
PRIYANKA: I am serving you
Angela from Oshawa, okay.
She is a bad girl who's about
to fight a girl after school.
She has a head wrap,
a jacket, a body suit,
and the chaps[?]
because she's crazy.
BROOKE LYNN: I said I wanted
a vente pumpkin spice latte!
TOM: She's also wearing jeans.
I actually really like
those boots, though.
JEFFREY: Puss N' Boots.
TOM: And next is Lemon.
JEFFREY: Sexy scarecrow.
LEMON: I am serving you
every kind of denim fantasy
you could ever imagine.
This look is 100%
thrifted and repurposed,
and I am loving my
denim extravaganza.
JEFFREY: Denim on denim
on denim on denim.
STACEY: Look,
it's bellbottom sleeves.
BROOKE LYNN: Well, that's one
way to hide your man hands.
[laughter]
TOM: Welcome, ladies.
It's time
for the judges' critiques.
BROOKE LYNN: Let's see how
you did as legal eagles.
First up,
Scarlett BoBo and Ilona Verley.
ILONA: Have you ever
wanted to sue your sissy?
SCARLETT: Well, we are
Sarah and Sarahson,
and we are here to make your
BOTH: sissy
settlement smooth!
SCARLETT: Have you ever wanted
to substitute your sissy?
I found a new sissy,
and he's way sexier than you.
ILONA: Sissy, don't say that!
SCARLETT: Sorry, sissy.
Bye!
ILONA: Sissy, you're
making me sissy sad!
ILONA: Is your sissy
getting sour?
ILONA: Sissy, don't talk to me!
Sissy, stay away!
Sissy, sissy!
SCARLETT: Ahhh!
SCARLETT & ILONA: Does your
sissy bore you to sleep?
ILONA: It's so cute.
Sissy, are you sissy sleeping?
SCARLETT: Whatever, sissy.
Sue me!
ILONA: Well, we have
good news for you!
SCARLETT: You could
be entitled to
ILONA: Half her drag!
SCARLETT: All her jewelry!
ILONA: And her
dirty ass wigs!
SCARLETT: Ew!
ILONA: Ugh!
BOTH: We have your
sissy solution!
SCARLETT: Sissy!
ILONA: Sissy!
SCARLETT: Sissy!
ILONA: Ah!
ILONA: We might
be able to help you.
SCARLETT: But we definitely
can't help ourselves.
ILONA: Bitch!
SCARLETT: Ah!
Ahh!
[laughter]
TOM: Amazing.
Amazing.
I love that. [applause]
ILONA: We sissy slayed it.
[laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: Now, we have
Boa, Jimbo, and Rita Baga.
JIMBO: I'm Debbie Dickhole.
BOA: And I'm Bridgette Bigballs.
RITA: And I'm Anita Hotdog.
Oh, thank you.
JIMBO: And together,
we're The Belles.
BOA: The Bitches
for Enthusiastic
JIMBO: Lady Lawyers
RITA: Entertainment Services.
[speaking French]
JIMBO: Yeah, what she said!
RITA: She's getting married!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
RITA: Okay,
let's be aggressive!
JIMBO: Are you a drag queen diva
who's sick of being whipped
with change
and slashed with hotdogs?
BOA: Stop!
If only there was
somebody to help me
with these crazy bachelorettes!
Let's see what our drag queen
diva would have done
if she had The Belles.
RITA: Okay, okay,
this is an intervention.
JIMBO: Yeah, decease and desist!
BOA: Bitch, you've gotta go.
BOA: Don't forget to call
1-800-B-E-L-L-E-S.
RITA: [in French]
1-800-BELLES.
JIMBO & BOA: Yeah,
what she said!
JIMBO: Oh!
[laughter & applause]
BOA: Yay, this was fun.
BROOKE LYNN: Next up,
we have Priyanka and Lemon.
PRIYANKA: Have you ever
padded your pum-pum to a pulp?
PRIYANKA: I padded
my pum-pum to a pulp!
LEMON: Have you
ever gotten so litty
you've splittied your kitty?
LEMON: I've gotten so litty,
I've split my kitty!
PRIYANKA: Well, we're here
BOTH: For you.
LEMON: I'm Kitty.
PRIYANKA: And I'm Kat.
BOTH: And we're
the Pussy Protectors.
LEMON: Because when
your puss has a crash
PRIYANKA: we'll
get you your cash!
Ha-ha-ha!
PRIYANKA: When my
puss had a crash,
the pussy protectors
got me my cash!
PRIYANKA: We popped
our pussies
BOTH: Literally!
LEMON: And we put in a deposit
but the Pussy Protectors
never got back to us.
PRIYANKA: Are you
like super rich?
LEMON: So, we have
like all this money.
But we totally stole it.
So.. it's
LEMON: 'Cause when
you puss has cash
PRIYANKA: We'll take it!
LEMON: No!
VO: Drag queens, if you've
injured your vagina,
and are in need of legal aid,
call the Pussy Protectors
at 1-800-Pus-Pro.
VO: Keep in mind that these
two women are still at large,
are con artists,
and will steal all your money.
[laughter & applause]
PRIYANKA: Good job.
Good job.
BROOKE LYNN: Well done, ladies.
Good, good job.
I will not be hiring any of you.
LEMON: [laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: Now,
for some order in the court,
first up, we have Scarlett BoBo.
JEFFREY: C'est que ?
I thought you had some
of the funniest lines.
Sue me!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Brilliant, and your
delivery was so on point.
It was really funny.
STACEY: You did come in
prepared, which I loved,
and I appreciate.
TOM: Like, if that was
a show that was on
late-night television,
I would stay up
and watch the entire show,
so great job.
BROOKE LYNN: I love this outfit.
My favourite thing
about the outfit is that
it had pops of neon with it,
against that blue
is so beautiful.
It's very berserkdu soleil.
SCARLETT: [laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
Ilona Verley.
JEFFREY: I think that your mug
is painted so gorgeously.
However, when I see that booty
and a little turnaround,
a little full
coverage foundation
may have helped you out.
STACEY: I loved it when you
walked out on the runway,
and you were not really
seeing the full ass yet,
until you're walking
back off the runway.
JEFFREY: In the
acting challenge,
it seemed like
you didn't necessarily have
the clearest direction
of where you were going.
BROOKE LYNN: Very one-note.
Very "Bah," the entire,
like from start to finish,
like you shot out of that cannon
and you were not going anywhere.
Thank you, Ilona.
Next up, Boa.
JEFFREY: Let's talk about
the acting challenge.
I just see you get in your head.
It's like you stop
trusting yourself.
STACEY: You're very special.
There's something special
about you and, you know,
I don't want you to lose that.
I want you to trust you
but, for some reason,
you just seem to lose it
when you get in your head.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm not
a fan of the wings.
They look very half-assed
and cheap to me.
It kind of looks
like a music festival
like three days
afterwards, though,
and someone's like
abandoned them in the corner;
they're like sad flowing.
TOM: I do have this outfit.
When I was in my church play,
when I was,
I think I was
probably around five,
my mommy made me costume.
I played the wind,
and it was just like that.
I'm just gonna call her.
MOM: Hello.
TOM: Hi, Mom, how are you?
Hi, Mom, I just wanted
to let you know you're
on television right now.
I'm on Canada's Drag Race
right now.
MOM: Oh, good!
TOM: What was my costume
at the church play
when I was a kid?
MOM: You were the wind.
[laughter]
TOM: Yeah.
I was the wind.
And what did it look like?
What did it look like?
MOM: It was a sort
of navy blue thing,
and it had kind of
wings almost, you know.
TOM: Wings.
Yeah.
MOM: Strips of material
TOM: Strips of material.
Can you send me
a photo of it right now,
just so I can show everybody?
TOM: I got the picture.
It's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same.
At least we got
verification now.
Everyone believes me now.
Bye!
JEFFREY: Bye.
BROOKE LYNN: Thanks, Tom.
Thanks Mary.
Thank you, Boa.
Next up, Jimbo.
JEFFREY: It's your special day!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Hello, Jimbo.
Welcome to the
competition, honey.
TOM: The thing I loved
about your commercial, though,
was the insanity of it.
JEFFREY: This look tonight,
girl,
you did Lee Bowry proud, honey.
You were giving me
club kid realness.
STACEY: You be
giving me fashion.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Goose bumps.
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is fantastic.
It's so cool.
So I think my challenge
for you next week
is keep surprising us.
Thank you, Jimbo.
Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: It's the most
beautiful I've ever seen you.
RITA: I'm sorry?
JEFFREY: I said
you looks stunning.
RITA: I just wanted
to hear it again.
[laughter]
TOM: Parfait, parfait, parfait,
et le punk rock vibe
c'est tres bon.
BROOKE LYNN: The outfit,
if you're gonna do something,
a silhouette like this,
I love the hip pads,
but you need to have an ass pad
because that ass is real flat.
JEFFREY: Your acting challenge,
you were my favourite,
and you were speaking
in French and English,
so I just couldn't take my eyes
off of you because I didn't know
what you were gonna do next.
STACEY: Even the raw hotdog,
you ate that about 10 times.
One time, she ate it so much,
she was like choking on it
and still doing her lines.
BROOKE LYNN: I know
what that's like.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Rita.
Oh, now whatshername.
PRIYANKA: Priyanka!
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Hi, judges!
TOM: Your commercial really did
feel like a commercial to me,
and I like that.
JEFFREY: I totally got
like the overworked lawyer
who doesn't have time
to apply a full beat.
I feel like I've met
that lawyer before.
STACEY: I wish you would
have come out on the runway
more regal, like you usually do.
Usually, when you
come out on the runway,
there's a gasp, like ooh, aah.
I didn't do that.
We didn't feel that.
Did you feel that?
BROOKE LYNN: No, we
didn't grab each other.
It's a clean look.
It's not, at this stage
in the competition,
it's not what I'm hoping
and expecting to see
out of any of you girls.
I need you to step that up,
should you be here next week.
Next up, we have Lemon.
JEFFREY: I think that your
commercial was the most on point
and the most reminiscent
of an actual late-night
TV law firm commercial.
I loved what you did
as your character.
However, I felt like
it was the same character
that you gave us
in the her-itage moments.
STACEY: I love your walk.
You just exude like fashion,
like model runway.
But your outfit,
to me, a mess.
It looks like something
just thrown together
like last minute.
TOM: I personally like the jean
legs attached to the garter.
I've never seen that before,
like I could see that
catching on somewhere in the
southern United States possibly.
That could be a thing.
BROOKE LYNN: Had you done like
a high-waisted, baggy pant,
and then a cinched in
corset over top of that,
lost that chunky boot
and done a sickening stiletto,
with like a purse with
like a gold chain belt.
LEMON: So completely different.
BROOKE LYNN: Completely
different.
Okay, ladies,
one more thing before we go.
I would like to hear from
each and every one of you
which one of your sisters
should go home tonight
and why.
PRIYANKA: .
BROOKE LYNN: starting
with BoBo.
SCARLETT: Ayeee.
I feel so uncomfortable
right now.
Uh
I'm just gonna
base it on the runway.
I would say Lemon
because it just looks messy.
I'm sorry.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley, who
should go home tonight and why?
ILONA: I would also say Lemon
because I feel like wearing
that is not the one,
in my opinion, as well as yours,
so I would say Lemon tonight.
BOA: I'm gonna say,
based on the runway,
I would also say Lemon because
I feel like we've all put
a lot of work and everything,
and hers isn't up to par.
JIMBO: I also have to say Lemon.
I like Lemon,
but I don't like that outfit.
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga.
RITA: I would say Ilona because
I thought she was playing
herself during the challenge.
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Based on the maxi
challenge and the runway,
in my opinion,
I think Ilona Verley.
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon.
LEMON: I would also have to
say Ilona Verley tonight,
based on the maxi challenge
and the runway as well.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, ladies.
We have a lot to consider.
You may untuck in the workroom
while we deliberate.
♪
SCARLETT: Ugh.
Uh, how do we feel about
what just happened?
BOA: Holy shit.
ILONA: Let's not sit here
and justify why we did what,
or why we said who.
It's like we all
had to say a name.
PRIYANKA: I do feel that like
if you said someone's name,
you should take
ownership of that.
SCARLETT: I want to
say sorry to Lemon.
I said based on the runway,
which is denim on denim.
I just thought that
yours was the weakest.
SCARLETT: Lemon's
showing up in the same looks
every single week,
the same makeup,
the same silhouettes
Not good enough!
LEMON: I feel like the question
wasn't whose outfit
was the worst.
It was who deserves
to go home tonight.
ILONA: Lemon, I picked you
because I'm not the biggest fan
of the look,
and I'm not the closest to you.
LEMON: Well, I feel like
this whole time you've been--
had a wall up against me,
and I don't think
I've ever done that for you.
ILONA: Mm-hm.
LEMON: I am a twink to you,
and it feels like
every time I come to you,
I don't get
that level of respect
back from you.
ILONA: Yes, you're
everything I wish I was,
and it's so hard
for me to look at you.
I'm sorry that I said your name
and that made you feel bad.
BOA: I think that
you come off as not genuine,
and you want to be
the perfect person,
and I feel like I haven't
really gotten to know
the real you, and I tried.
LEMON: This entire competition,
I have been 100% Team Boa.
To hear that I'm fake to her,
she let me say all
those things to her,
and never once
had a problem with me.
So who's being fake now?
BOA: I just think that
you have a lot of love
for yourself which you vocalize.
LEMON: I do.
BOA: Yeah.
BOA: And I'm not
gonna bring up names,
but I know some of the
other girls thought so too.
LEMON: This is not
RuPaul's best friend race.
I'm not here to make
friends anymore.
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
just between us Judge Judy's,
let's start with Scarlett BoBo.
STACEY: I had a great time
working with Scarlett.
She knew what she was doing.
She was funny.
She was quirky.
JEFFREY: I was such a fan
of Scarlett's look tonight.
I think she's so
beautiful and polished.
TOM: I just think the whole
thing has been awesome
and I love BoBo's look.
Yeah, absolutely.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley.
JEFFREY: She gave me nothing but
the same, from start to finish.
STACEY: She was super
overly excited, right?
And I got the best of her.
BROOKE LYNN: She definitely
should have put some makeup
on that ass.
Up next, Boa.
STACEY: I am
missing BOA's spice.
When she first came out,
the first couple of weeks,
when she'd walk the runway,
she was like this ball of fire.
Now it's just like
it's another week.
JEFFREY: So yesterday,
in the workroom walkthrough,
I was really questioning why Boa
hasn't won a maxi challenge yet,
and now I'm getting it.
I think she just
doesn't trust herself.
BROOKE LYNN: Her look,
it was just another bodysuit,
just a denim one.
TOM: The wings
were cool, though.
BROOKE LYNN: The
wings were fine.
I didn't care about them.
Up next, we have Jimbo.
STACEY: On the runway,
I mean ,she just be bringing
high fashion, couture; like she
is going above and beyond.
She kiltit.
[laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: She kilt it.
Okay.
JEFFREY: She has taken
all of our critiques
to let that star power
shine through,
and she is running with it.
TOM: I do think,
of all the outfits,
Jimbo's outfit was
probably the one
that I could see myself
wearing, actually.
BROOKE LYNN: For sure.
TOM: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: I'm so glad to see
different sides
of Miss Rita Baga.
Now I just want
to see that, unh,
that it factor shining
through from her.
BROOKE LYNN: I really enjoyed
Rita in that law commercial.
I loved her like kind of
slasay-da, for a better word.
Who the hell are
these two bitches?
Like didn't really give a .
STACEY: She is, wow.
As an actor, oh, amazing.
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
JEFFREY: She really delivered
in the acting challenge,
but on the runway,
it was just meh,
and I think that we've all seen
so much more of Priyanka
and what she's capable of
delivering on this runway
that meh is just not cutting it.
BROOKE LYNN: I would love
to see a little bit more polish
from Priyanka,
so fix your hair, girl.
Lemon
JEFFREY: I finally got
that Lemon pop, that zest,
but the taste level-- man.
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm.
JEFFREY: It is highly
questionable at this point.
BROOKE LYNN: Blugh.
It was terrible.
I hated it.
STACEY: Lemon is
definitely a natural actor,
like she is great,
and definitely one to watch.
That's why all those
girls are hating on her.
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, ladies,
gentlemen, and Thomas Green
TOM: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: I think we've
made a decision, yes?
STACEY: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Bring
back the clitigators.
TOM: [bird noise]
That's a loon call.
BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada.
[laughs]
TOM: Welcome back, ladies.
BROOKE LYNN: After
much deliberation,
we have made some decisions.
Rita Baga, in your ad,
you were hotdoggit
in your pursuit of justice,
and girl,
you blew it up on the runway.
Con-drag-ulations, Rita Baga,
you are the winner of
this week's challenge.
RITA: Thank you!
[applause]
BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a custom designed wardrobe
valued at $10,000
from North Bound Leather.
TOM: Nice.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Rita.
You may leave the stage.
RITA: Thank you.
Merci, merci, merci!
[applause]
BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo,
your safe word is safe.
You may leave the stage.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh-oh.
BoBo, you are safe.
SCARLETT: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Keep up
the good work.
We see you, girl.
You may join the other girls.
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka,
you are safe.
You may leave the stage.
[applause]
BROOKE LYNN: Boa,
the prosecution can see
you have wings,
but your execution
has yet to take flight.
Ilona Verley,
in your legal ad,
your sissy was out of order,
and on the runway,
will your chaps be found
in contempt of court?
Lemon, in the legal add,
your legalese was a tight tease,
but on the runway,
was your loose cut
a little too plaintiff?
Ilona Verley,
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
Lemon, you are safe.
You may leave the stage.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Boa, that means you
are up for elimination tonight.
Two queens stand before us.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
to Alessia Cara's
"Scars To Your Beautiful."
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress us
and save yourself
from elimination.
♪
TOM: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for your life!
ILONA: I about to lip synch,
and this time,
there's no tears, bitch.
I'm about to send
this bitch packing.
BOA: I have to show
the judges that I am here
and that I am here to win.
I have to kill this lip synch.
There is no other option.
I've got to fight!
TOM: Good luck,
and don't it up.
♪
She just wants
to be beautiful ♪
She goes unnoticed,
she knows no limits ♪
She craves attention,
she praises an image ♪
She prays to be
sculpted by the sculptor ♪
Oh, she don't see
the light that's shining ♪
Deeper than
the eyes can find it ♪
Maybe we have
made her blind ♪
So she tries
to cover up her pain ♪
And cut her woes away
Cause covergirls don't cry
after their face is made ♪
But there's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
The world could
change its heart ♪
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
She don't see her perfect
She don't understand
she's worth it ♪
Or that beauty goes
deeper than the surface, ♪
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
So to all the girls
that's hurting ♪
Let me be your mirror
Help you see
a little bit clearer ♪
The light that
shines within ♪
There's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
The world could
change its heart ♪
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
No better you than
the you that you are ♪
[No better you than
the you that you are] ♪
No better life than
the life we're living ♪
[No better life than
the life we're living] ♪
No better time for
your shine you're a star ♪
[No better time for
your shine you're a star] ♪
Oh, you're beautiful,
oh, you're beautiful ♪
And there's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
The world could
change is heart ♪
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
[applause]
♪
♪
♪
BROOKE LYNN: This is
truly getting harder
and harder as the weeks go on.
Ilona Verley
Chanté, you stay.
ILONA: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: You
may join the others.
ILONA: I will
edit my ass off.
Literally, I'll
get it out of here.
BOA: I love you.
ILONA: You're a star.
Love you, bitch.
BOA: Love you.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa, to us,
you are bold, outrageous,
and audacious.
You say "Bitch On Arrival,"
but we say
"Star On Departure."
BOA: This has been
an amazing experience.
You guys have been
so good to me.
I've learned so much
about myself,
and I've made so many
amazing sisters and friends.
And I just,
I can't even explain
how grateful I am
for this opportunity.
BROOKE LYNN: We are
all so proud of you.
Now, sashay away.
BOA: Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
I didn't come here
to make friends.
I came here to make lasagna.
[laughter]
BOA: What I love about drag
is it's just like given me
such ability to be myself
but times a million,
and I want them to remember
me as that stupid bitch
who isn't afraid
to make fun of herself,
and to make light
out of something dark.
BROOKE LYNN:
Con-drag-ulations, top 6.
PRIYANKA: Yeah!
[cheering & applause]
BROOKE: Stay
true north strong and
QUEENS: Fierce!
BROOKE LYNN: Now
let the music play!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
You wear it well
That look sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: We have entered
the six of you in the very first
pageant in Drag Race her-story.
QUEENS: Ooh.
RITA: Yeah!
JIMBO: Ay, ay, ay,
ay, ay, ay, ay!
ILONA: Do you
people like this?
STEFAN: Oh, no, no, no, no.
PRIYANKA: Ahhh!
LEMON: And world peace.
Thank you.
ALLIE X: I have to say, for me,
you weren't the most memorable.
BROOKE LYNN: It's
my least favourite thing
you've worn on the runway.
STACEY: I just don't
like the dress at all,
and I don't like your hair.
JEFFREY: It's not
glamourous by any means.
JIMBO: Okay!
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