Can't Cope, Won't Cope (2016) s01e06 Episode Script
End, Like!
The sun is coming up, we've stolen a car, enough is enough, like.
I miss you at the weekend, you're always with Ferg now.
You didn't miss me because you are always calling me.
Do you think this is what I want, trying to make myself as bland as possible so you don't pale even further in comparison.
I'm leaving.
-Yeah, go on.
Leave.
I'm going to Vancouver for a semester next year, I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd convince me not to go.
Where's Danielle? She wanted to go to her friend's house.
Lorcan, would you say that I communicate like a woman? Yeah.
Hello, is this the office of Sweeney Grimes? Oh lads, did somebody order strippers? If those two are making money as strippers, I'm in the wrong business.
I bet they're here for the guy from accounting.
Dodgy as Aisling O'Dowd? Is this a joke? Am I on camera? Aisling, would you mind volunteering to come with us to the station? What's this about, Garda? We just need Aisling to assist us in an investigation.
Is there anything that I can help with? What is it in relation to? It's actually just Aisling we need to speak to, thanks.
Are you volunteering to assist us? Or What's going on? We just need you to answer a few questions for us.
Aisling? Oh, now? Or Oh, yeah.
Kate, what's going on? It's very frightening.
Lorraine.
I didn't call them.
Why would you call them? I didn't.
Oh, shut up, Lorraine.
? Hide your horses Hold your tongue? ? Hang the rich And spare the young? ? Who drain the spirits From the jars? ? Hop the fences Steal the cars? ? Run on fumes And from the north? ? And burn for us Right through the fall? Have you been working all night? Yeah, I'm done.
This is unbelievable.
It'll be the stand-out at the exhibition today.
Thanks.
It's actually not a bad photo of me.
Oh, sorry.
A document belonging to you and pertaining to one of your clients was found on the driver's side of a stolen vehicle At Bull Island beach on the 21st of April last.
Were you at that location at that time? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast like.
Were you at that location on that date? No, like.
Was there anyone else with you on the night in question? No, I was on my own.
So, you were there? Yeah.
Just amazing.
-It's fantastic.
It's very striking.
I love the texture of it.
Just like Now, I just hope you're packed for Vancouver.
Fantastic.
Yeah, I know.
Look, can I just meet the guy and tell him I'm really sorry? I didn't mean it.
"I didn't mean it" won't hold up in court.
Did you drive the vehicle? No, I I just sat in the car because it's freezing at the sea like and I was afraid for my life and my safety.
You were afraid for your life and your safety so you drove the vehicle towards the sea? No, I didn't.
The car moved itself.
It's a criminal offense to lie to us.
Are you aware of the severity of these charges? You're looking at a list of charges added.
Unauthorized taking of a vehicle, driving without a valid driving license, driving without insurance, criminal damages, forcible occupation of a vehicle, dangerous driving, non-display of tax.
Well, the tax is hardly my fault.
You could be looking at a sentence here.
That will have a major impact on the rest of your life.
Hard to find a job, get a visa Just tell us exactly what happened.
This taxi man said he dropped two of you down there.
No, no, ah No.
It was just me, I was by myself.
Well, what were you doing down there on your own? I don't know, I I just go there sometimes to think.
I'm an idiot.
It will never happen again, please.
No point in pleading with us, we have procedures.
Look, you can't keep me here.
I volunteered to come here and I can leave.
Well, if you leave, Aisling, we can arrest you.
Were you driving the car? Yeah, I was.
Right.
We're going to have a word with the superintendent to see what is to be done with you.
You wait here.
Would you like a glass of water? Stay here.
So, did you get your external validation? Shut up.
I told you I don't even care about that.
Yeah, but you're secretly delighted she liked it.
Well done.
Thanks.
Have you heard from Aisling? No.
And I have to move back home to save for the summer, she's not going to take it well, like.
She'll cope.
I'm going to miss you, like.
I'm going to miss you too.
Right, so, the superintendent has made a decision.
Look I'm really sorry, I, I definitely won't do it again.
If you let me go I won't ever go to Bull Island again.
I mightn't even drink spirits again.
Tempting and all as those offers are to us, Aisling, we have procedures.
We can see that you have no previous convictions.
We'll overlook your sleep-over with our colleagues in Mount joy last month.
You have been helpful and co-operative, it would appear that you're just a remarkably juvenile 26 year old.
I'm 27 Oh, never mind, I'm really sorry for interrupting.
We're going to release you from custody today and serve you with an adult caution.
It's a warning.
If you ever do this again, you could be charged.
Oh, grand.
So, it's basically nothing.
No, it's not basically nothing.
It's very serious.
I know and But I don't have to go to prison? No.
There'll be no prison.
No This time.
So I can go? Yeah, you're free to go.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Do you think she'll be in later? I don't know.
I don't know.
But what if she -Shut up, Lorraine.
Look how dead the office is without me, huh.
Don't worry, I'll stay late to catch up.
What? Conference room.
Our client's confidential information was found in a stolen car on a Dublin beach and I find out from the client.
Kate, I am so sorry.
I should never have taken it from the office.
It was a mistake.
I have never done it before.
-Yes, you have.
Less that two weeks ago, your friend told Jennifer she had seen a copy of our client's passport.
That was an accident too.
I swear it will never happen again.
Please, what can we do to fix this? This won't ever happen again, Aisling.
Not at this company.
Are you firing me? I have no other choice.
Will I just take all my holidays together and we can cool off and have a break? I'm not your boyfriend.
You can't bargain with me.
This is happening.
Well, can I talk to somebody upstairs? I know if I talk to somebody in charge, I can convince them.
Aisling, I am in charge! Look, either you go the medical route or I fire you.
The medical route? You resign today saying you're having a mental breakdown or you have drink problems and you go into John of Gods.
It'll be better for your CV.
A psychiatric will look better on my CV? Are you serious? I have rights.
It's your choice, Aisling.
Unless you want me to get Tess, from HR.
in here to give you the final warning and then we all wait around for to you mess up again.
Kate, listen to me.
I'm done listening to you, Aisling.
Kate, please.
I have made huge profits for this company.
I have a track record of loyalty.
I have a pattern of developmental and Kate, please.
No, no! What is going to be, Aisling? Well? I'll go myself.
Lorcan, will you help me with this box? Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Lorcan, what am I going to do? I don't know.
Maybe, get a job on the canal.
Prick! What the fuck? She absolutely loves it.
It's actually Aisling, why are you here? Because I should be.
It's really good.
Well done.
Ah, I'm Ferg.
Aisling.
I'll leave you to it.
Thanks.
Loads of colors.
Yeah.
Do you need help bringing stuff home? Yeah, be great thanks.
Right.
Was that us in the picture? It's just a picture, like.
So do employers go to that exhibition to give you a job or? No, they come back next year and if they like us, they give us a job.
Jesus, they take their time coming around.
Would they not give you an internship or something? Yeah, some do.
Did you get any feedback on your piece or Yeah, I got some great feedback actually.
I think people were surprised it was mine.
Yeah, it wasn't really you.
Well, it was me, like.
I made it.
Oh I know, it's great.
I was You're, it's just very dramatic and you're -Bland.
Oh, Danielle I apologized already for calling you Yeah, well, you obviously still think it.
No, I don't, and after seeing that art attack up at your college What do you mean art attack? I don't mean anything.
Say what you mean, Aisling.
I was just referring to the color like, it's just a bit melodramatic.
It's just one extreme to the other, that's all.
It's not a bit melodramatic actually.
What? I wasn't being melodramatic, Aisling.
We have done that loads of times.
Ended up in a house that we don't know, splayed out across the floor off our minds.
No, we haven't, Danielle.
And to be honest, I find it highly offensive that you drew me that way.
I would never do something like that to you.
You could never do anything like that because you can't see yourself, Aisling.
What's wrong? Nothing, I'm just soaked.
Aisling, you're not crying because you got water on you.
What's wrong? Nothing.
Look, I'm sorry about the picture, I didn't mean to offend you.
It's fine, Danielle, please just leave it, all right? Aisling.
What? I'm moving out.
What? I have to save for Vancouver, so I need to move home.
I'm really sorry.
When? As soon as I find someone to fill the room.
Aisling.
Aisling, wait.
Aisling, what are you doing? I can't afford to live here by myself.
Look, we'll find someone to take the room together.
I don't want to live with a stranger, I'll be murdered.
Aisling, please.
Aisling.
I got fired.
What? The guards came into the office about the car.
They made me resign.
How did they Well, how did they know it was us, like? I left a work document in the car.
Fuck! I told them I was alone because you wouldn't get a visa if they charged us.
Aisling, like I can't afford to live here with no job.
Please don't leave.
-No.
I don't want to move back to Mallow! Sorry, I ruined the dinner.
I'm not hungry anyway.
Danielle, can we move back in together when you're back? I don't know, Ash.
Please, Danielle, I need you to tell me you will.
We're not good together.
What? I'm sorry, we don't need to talk about this now.
Why did you delete me from Facebook? I didn't delete you.
I I deleted it all, look.
Gone back to this.
Do you hate me? No, Ash.
I got to go to work.
Will you come back? Will you text me? Thank you For saving my neck.
Am I awful? Yeah, terrible, worst person in the world.
Should be shot, maybe hung.
What's she going to do? She's going to do whatever she wants.
Just don't think the world can function without you, megalomaniac.
I feel like such a bitch.
If I told you you're not a bitch, would that help, no? No.
I won't bother, so Mmm-hmm.
All right, come on.
? Stars who're Looking to shine? ? Until the sky was burning And burning? ? All the roads Are intertwining? ? Like a sickness in my mind? ? I love the way You're moving? ? And I'm moving Close to you? Two shots, please.
? Did you ever lose yourself?? ? Give yourself To someone else? ? We only dream A tune that's over? ? Feeling a tune that's over? ? Did you ever lose yourself?? ? Give yourself To someone else? Aisling? Ais ? Faded sun? ? Only breeds? ? The day is done? ? You can keep?? A thousand lies? ? With a twisted tongue? ? 'Cause once you start? ? Breaking apart What you've begun? ? I'll take a chance? ? To distance fault From what you've done? ? 'Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You ignite In the lonely dark? ? You see me In your savage glow? ? Hello, hello? Danielle.
Danielle! ? Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You die In the lonely dark? ? You see me With the savage glow? ? Hello, hello, hello? ? Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You die In the lonely dark? ? You see me With the savage glow?
I miss you at the weekend, you're always with Ferg now.
You didn't miss me because you are always calling me.
Do you think this is what I want, trying to make myself as bland as possible so you don't pale even further in comparison.
I'm leaving.
-Yeah, go on.
Leave.
I'm going to Vancouver for a semester next year, I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd convince me not to go.
Where's Danielle? She wanted to go to her friend's house.
Lorcan, would you say that I communicate like a woman? Yeah.
Hello, is this the office of Sweeney Grimes? Oh lads, did somebody order strippers? If those two are making money as strippers, I'm in the wrong business.
I bet they're here for the guy from accounting.
Dodgy as Aisling O'Dowd? Is this a joke? Am I on camera? Aisling, would you mind volunteering to come with us to the station? What's this about, Garda? We just need Aisling to assist us in an investigation.
Is there anything that I can help with? What is it in relation to? It's actually just Aisling we need to speak to, thanks.
Are you volunteering to assist us? Or What's going on? We just need you to answer a few questions for us.
Aisling? Oh, now? Or Oh, yeah.
Kate, what's going on? It's very frightening.
Lorraine.
I didn't call them.
Why would you call them? I didn't.
Oh, shut up, Lorraine.
? Hide your horses Hold your tongue? ? Hang the rich And spare the young? ? Who drain the spirits From the jars? ? Hop the fences Steal the cars? ? Run on fumes And from the north? ? And burn for us Right through the fall? Have you been working all night? Yeah, I'm done.
This is unbelievable.
It'll be the stand-out at the exhibition today.
Thanks.
It's actually not a bad photo of me.
Oh, sorry.
A document belonging to you and pertaining to one of your clients was found on the driver's side of a stolen vehicle At Bull Island beach on the 21st of April last.
Were you at that location at that time? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast like.
Were you at that location on that date? No, like.
Was there anyone else with you on the night in question? No, I was on my own.
So, you were there? Yeah.
Just amazing.
-It's fantastic.
It's very striking.
I love the texture of it.
Just like Now, I just hope you're packed for Vancouver.
Fantastic.
Yeah, I know.
Look, can I just meet the guy and tell him I'm really sorry? I didn't mean it.
"I didn't mean it" won't hold up in court.
Did you drive the vehicle? No, I I just sat in the car because it's freezing at the sea like and I was afraid for my life and my safety.
You were afraid for your life and your safety so you drove the vehicle towards the sea? No, I didn't.
The car moved itself.
It's a criminal offense to lie to us.
Are you aware of the severity of these charges? You're looking at a list of charges added.
Unauthorized taking of a vehicle, driving without a valid driving license, driving without insurance, criminal damages, forcible occupation of a vehicle, dangerous driving, non-display of tax.
Well, the tax is hardly my fault.
You could be looking at a sentence here.
That will have a major impact on the rest of your life.
Hard to find a job, get a visa Just tell us exactly what happened.
This taxi man said he dropped two of you down there.
No, no, ah No.
It was just me, I was by myself.
Well, what were you doing down there on your own? I don't know, I I just go there sometimes to think.
I'm an idiot.
It will never happen again, please.
No point in pleading with us, we have procedures.
Look, you can't keep me here.
I volunteered to come here and I can leave.
Well, if you leave, Aisling, we can arrest you.
Were you driving the car? Yeah, I was.
Right.
We're going to have a word with the superintendent to see what is to be done with you.
You wait here.
Would you like a glass of water? Stay here.
So, did you get your external validation? Shut up.
I told you I don't even care about that.
Yeah, but you're secretly delighted she liked it.
Well done.
Thanks.
Have you heard from Aisling? No.
And I have to move back home to save for the summer, she's not going to take it well, like.
She'll cope.
I'm going to miss you, like.
I'm going to miss you too.
Right, so, the superintendent has made a decision.
Look I'm really sorry, I, I definitely won't do it again.
If you let me go I won't ever go to Bull Island again.
I mightn't even drink spirits again.
Tempting and all as those offers are to us, Aisling, we have procedures.
We can see that you have no previous convictions.
We'll overlook your sleep-over with our colleagues in Mount joy last month.
You have been helpful and co-operative, it would appear that you're just a remarkably juvenile 26 year old.
I'm 27 Oh, never mind, I'm really sorry for interrupting.
We're going to release you from custody today and serve you with an adult caution.
It's a warning.
If you ever do this again, you could be charged.
Oh, grand.
So, it's basically nothing.
No, it's not basically nothing.
It's very serious.
I know and But I don't have to go to prison? No.
There'll be no prison.
No This time.
So I can go? Yeah, you're free to go.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Do you think she'll be in later? I don't know.
I don't know.
But what if she -Shut up, Lorraine.
Look how dead the office is without me, huh.
Don't worry, I'll stay late to catch up.
What? Conference room.
Our client's confidential information was found in a stolen car on a Dublin beach and I find out from the client.
Kate, I am so sorry.
I should never have taken it from the office.
It was a mistake.
I have never done it before.
-Yes, you have.
Less that two weeks ago, your friend told Jennifer she had seen a copy of our client's passport.
That was an accident too.
I swear it will never happen again.
Please, what can we do to fix this? This won't ever happen again, Aisling.
Not at this company.
Are you firing me? I have no other choice.
Will I just take all my holidays together and we can cool off and have a break? I'm not your boyfriend.
You can't bargain with me.
This is happening.
Well, can I talk to somebody upstairs? I know if I talk to somebody in charge, I can convince them.
Aisling, I am in charge! Look, either you go the medical route or I fire you.
The medical route? You resign today saying you're having a mental breakdown or you have drink problems and you go into John of Gods.
It'll be better for your CV.
A psychiatric will look better on my CV? Are you serious? I have rights.
It's your choice, Aisling.
Unless you want me to get Tess, from HR.
in here to give you the final warning and then we all wait around for to you mess up again.
Kate, listen to me.
I'm done listening to you, Aisling.
Kate, please.
I have made huge profits for this company.
I have a track record of loyalty.
I have a pattern of developmental and Kate, please.
No, no! What is going to be, Aisling? Well? I'll go myself.
Lorcan, will you help me with this box? Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Lorcan, what am I going to do? I don't know.
Maybe, get a job on the canal.
Prick! What the fuck? She absolutely loves it.
It's actually Aisling, why are you here? Because I should be.
It's really good.
Well done.
Ah, I'm Ferg.
Aisling.
I'll leave you to it.
Thanks.
Loads of colors.
Yeah.
Do you need help bringing stuff home? Yeah, be great thanks.
Right.
Was that us in the picture? It's just a picture, like.
So do employers go to that exhibition to give you a job or? No, they come back next year and if they like us, they give us a job.
Jesus, they take their time coming around.
Would they not give you an internship or something? Yeah, some do.
Did you get any feedback on your piece or Yeah, I got some great feedback actually.
I think people were surprised it was mine.
Yeah, it wasn't really you.
Well, it was me, like.
I made it.
Oh I know, it's great.
I was You're, it's just very dramatic and you're -Bland.
Oh, Danielle I apologized already for calling you Yeah, well, you obviously still think it.
No, I don't, and after seeing that art attack up at your college What do you mean art attack? I don't mean anything.
Say what you mean, Aisling.
I was just referring to the color like, it's just a bit melodramatic.
It's just one extreme to the other, that's all.
It's not a bit melodramatic actually.
What? I wasn't being melodramatic, Aisling.
We have done that loads of times.
Ended up in a house that we don't know, splayed out across the floor off our minds.
No, we haven't, Danielle.
And to be honest, I find it highly offensive that you drew me that way.
I would never do something like that to you.
You could never do anything like that because you can't see yourself, Aisling.
What's wrong? Nothing, I'm just soaked.
Aisling, you're not crying because you got water on you.
What's wrong? Nothing.
Look, I'm sorry about the picture, I didn't mean to offend you.
It's fine, Danielle, please just leave it, all right? Aisling.
What? I'm moving out.
What? I have to save for Vancouver, so I need to move home.
I'm really sorry.
When? As soon as I find someone to fill the room.
Aisling.
Aisling, wait.
Aisling, what are you doing? I can't afford to live here by myself.
Look, we'll find someone to take the room together.
I don't want to live with a stranger, I'll be murdered.
Aisling, please.
Aisling.
I got fired.
What? The guards came into the office about the car.
They made me resign.
How did they Well, how did they know it was us, like? I left a work document in the car.
Fuck! I told them I was alone because you wouldn't get a visa if they charged us.
Aisling, like I can't afford to live here with no job.
Please don't leave.
-No.
I don't want to move back to Mallow! Sorry, I ruined the dinner.
I'm not hungry anyway.
Danielle, can we move back in together when you're back? I don't know, Ash.
Please, Danielle, I need you to tell me you will.
We're not good together.
What? I'm sorry, we don't need to talk about this now.
Why did you delete me from Facebook? I didn't delete you.
I I deleted it all, look.
Gone back to this.
Do you hate me? No, Ash.
I got to go to work.
Will you come back? Will you text me? Thank you For saving my neck.
Am I awful? Yeah, terrible, worst person in the world.
Should be shot, maybe hung.
What's she going to do? She's going to do whatever she wants.
Just don't think the world can function without you, megalomaniac.
I feel like such a bitch.
If I told you you're not a bitch, would that help, no? No.
I won't bother, so Mmm-hmm.
All right, come on.
? Stars who're Looking to shine? ? Until the sky was burning And burning? ? All the roads Are intertwining? ? Like a sickness in my mind? ? I love the way You're moving? ? And I'm moving Close to you? Two shots, please.
? Did you ever lose yourself?? ? Give yourself To someone else? ? We only dream A tune that's over? ? Feeling a tune that's over? ? Did you ever lose yourself?? ? Give yourself To someone else? Aisling? Ais ? Faded sun? ? Only breeds? ? The day is done? ? You can keep?? A thousand lies? ? With a twisted tongue? ? 'Cause once you start? ? Breaking apart What you've begun? ? I'll take a chance? ? To distance fault From what you've done? ? 'Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You ignite In the lonely dark? ? You see me In your savage glow? ? Hello, hello? Danielle.
Danielle! ? Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You die In the lonely dark? ? You see me With the savage glow? ? Hello, hello, hello? ? Cause like stars You were burning sparks? ? You die In the lonely dark? ? You see me With the savage glow?