Cashmere Mafia (2008) s01e06 Episode Script
Yours, mine and hers
previously on "cashmere mafia" mia, this is liz.
Yeah, who knows? I'll just have to have jack miss me a little bit first.
Jack, what are you doing here? I don't know.
Oh, she's not my problem.
Clayton's my problem.
I'm sorry.
You made a decision on my behalf, layton.
And then you conveyed that to my client? I'm pregnant.
- How? - a donor.
My ex and i had been trying for a while.
How is it that davis h control over your finances? There's nothing you can do about that until you get yourself a divorce attorney.
I can't have this conversation with you.
Juliet, it seems that davis has already retained mr.
gropman.
Proudly Presents hello? Are you okay? Yes.
Fantastic,why? hold on.
Hello? So what's the plan? Are you taking a sick day? I went to work when I had double pneumonia attached to a rolling I.
V.
Drip.
Mia mason does not do sick days.
Anyway, I'm not sick.
what is this? holdon.
Hello? I just want you to know that I'm here for you.
Oh, my god.
What's happening? Is this like when your parents tell you they've taken your dog "out to the country"? I got you your favorite muffin-- well, my favorite muffin.
I thought maybe it would do for you what it does for me.
I have to go.
okay,bye.
I assume you're up to speed on this.
Jack cutting named publisher at fairgate communications.
Of course.
Jack's new job-- I am thrilled for him.
in fact.
I've got a chocolate-covered grenade en route to him as we speak.
Good.
You do realize this makes your ex-fiance your biggest headache if he wasn't already.
So the horse race between the two of you continues? Just show me I picked the right horse.
Of coursE.
If I can give you one piece of advice for a divorce mediation, it's breathe.
Nothing tells opposing counsel a wife is terrified like when her voice gets all high up in her head like this.
Blair,i was a debutante, my voice couldn't get high in my head if I sucked on a helium tank for a decade.
Davis, even though our marriage didn't work out, I'm sure we both want to be as civil about this as possible.
We propose mr.
and mrs draper each claim the money they have earned individually throughout the marriage and share joint custody of the minor child emily with the apartment remaining emily's and mrs.
draper's primary residence.
Our proposal is this-- in consideration of mr.
draper sacrificing the status and position he might have achieved in his own career, had he not supported the craven ambition of his wife to get ahead, Mr.
Draper will retain his earnings and be paid an additional monthly stipend.
You're kidding.
he wants man-imony? As for the apartment, he'd like to be back in there next week.
What? He can't do that can he? Do you know where I've been living? In a studio east of lexington.
Poor thing, Let's call jimmy carter and have him build you a shack.
you see? You see how she minimizes my feelings? Davis, look, this is an emotional subject, - but I really hope we could keep that inheck - so you can walk all over me? No! Where is this coming from? Rafe has helped me see that you had just as much to do with this marriage failing as I did.
I am not gonna be the bad guy here.
Oh, really? what are you being now? the ingenue? You stole money from our mutual account.
Well, if it was mutual, he didn't steal.
- You cheated on me.
- and you cheated on me - hardly - And you rubbed it in my face.
At least I had the decency to try to keep my affair a secret.
yes,The first word that springs to mind when I think of your affair with cilla is "decency.
" Clearly this discussion is over.
you'll be hearing from us.
By all means, feel free to drag this out as much as you like, blair.
As you'll see from our proposal, we expect mrs.
draper to cov our legal fees.
this is good, They've shown their hand.
We've got 'em exactly where we want 'em.
Blair, your optimism seems somewhat divorced from reality.
What do you want me to tell you, we' screwed? - Henry gorham wants to see us.
- now? Yes, now.
- Henry - shut the door.
Maxwell tateis doing a bill gates humanitarian kind of thing and setting up a 500 million on fundation to charter schools I thought he's parked at manhattan trust.
Yeah.
for now, but I let him outbid me on a case of 2000 chateau petrus.
and he's very grateful.
It's not easy to find a grateful billionaire.
he's coming in tomorrow afternoon and I'm trusting the two of you to reel him in.
get it right.
and we're in bed with him for all of his deals.
we're on it, henry.
Something like ts, we should be thinking green and clean.
And I am the poster boy for socially responsible investing.
Oh, they have posters for that now? All right.
let's face facts-- max tate is going to relate to me a lot more than he will to you-- or we could actually meet him and see who he relates to.
Zoe, this guy is a man's man.
he flies his own planes.
He sails in the america's cup race.
- I know guys like this.
- no you don't.
Well, he's not gonna hand over $500 million for mommy to take care of.
- What did you just call me? - all right.
That didn't come out right.
I can't believe that you would pull that crap ter all the work we've done together.
And this is the kind of deal that gets soonbumped up to senior managing director.
Which deserve as much as you do.
no, more.
Do you know how many hours S.
M.
has to put in? If you got that job, you could literally say goodye to your kids untill you see them at their weddingsk,maybe.
You have kids.
D a wife who doesn't work.
Screw you, clayton.
Zoe, don't get touchy.
We are a team.
We are team.
I am only oking out for you here.
Then don't try and cut my legs off as I'm about to cross the finish line, okay? Hey, who are you talking to? You.
Th's why I'm saying it.
I sent jack champagne-- very expensive champagne.
That should send him the message.
Which is what, congratulations? no, that i'm not thinking about him, 'cause if i were thinking about him, I would have sent him scotch.
So he's a publisher w, so the message is, "I don't care.
" No, you don't care.
right.
i don't care.
Oh, why'd you bring this up? i'm sorry, I'm a little distracted.
My girlfriend is pregnant.
My girlfriend is pregnant.
It just doesn't sound any better the more I say it.
You say .
Your girlfriend is pregnant.
no, That still sounds crazy.
yeah.
I mean, what do I do? do i stay with her? What does that make me-- other mommy? Mommy two? bitch! Later tonight, our exclusive report I think I prefer "mommy two.
see why these policemen are in custody tonight.
We have it all captured on an eyewitness' cell phone camera.
Tunen to "new york news" with me--liz morin.
well, don't pause it.
i wanna see the footage.
That is jack's new girlfriend, and she's wearing my alexander mcqueen scarf.
- So she got the same scarf - no.
that's my scarf.
- I must've left it at jack'S.
- are you sure? She found my scarf, and she wore it on tv.
That is so aggressive.
She's obviously sending you a message via mcqueen.
Enjoy it, lady, 'cause I'm getting it back.
The scarf Or the boyfriend? thank you.
Is someone moving out? - I thought it was you.
- what? Uh, have you gone insane? you can't take everything! I haven't-- just the things I wanted.
I think it'll make my place feel more like home.
- My aston martin? - my aston martin, i paid for it.
You gave it to me as a present.
It's a little late to be getting sentimental.
That's everything.
I thought we could have a civilized divorce.
And I thought we could have a civilized marriage.
Looks like we were both wrong.
- oh, my dear.
- thank you mrs albert.
That's just not how we do things on 5th avenue.
cashmere mafia s01e06 How bad is it? Denise richards/ charlie sheen bad? It's like someone's using my stomach as a trampoline.
What are you gonna do? my lawyer says she's guilding evidence so we can kick him in the balls, which, unfortunately, is her favorite expression, and, I imagine, activity.
I've never seen davis like tS.
I feel like the lawyers are making everything wors Zoe, never get divorced, you tow,never get married.
no i won't.
we're having a jack flashback.
"A jack-back.
" Please tell me you've moved on.
I would just like somebody at this table to have moved on.
- I-I thought you were dating that doctor.
- and there's my many.
You made out with my manny in my foyer where my children play with their toys.
Excuse me.
i had one make-out session with a manny and a couple of dates between brain surgeries.
Jack and I were engaged, okay? I thought the thing you get when you break up with someone is you don't have to deal with them any more It's like they're dead, but they have the advantage of being not dead, but everywhere i turned there's another jack pop-up-- in the trades , from my boss, on tv.
.
Ybe this is the universe telling me that things aren't over between us.
Please don't go by the universe.
Every time I have done that, I've ended up in a strange apartment hunting for my thong.
Oh, god.
Well, I still have to call him and get my sex tape back.
Hmm? Yes, I made a sex tape, and, no, it was not tasteful.
It's dating etiquette 101.
In the event of a breakup, the girl gets all pornographic materials.
It's breakup law.
Dear, go I hope davis didn't take our sex tape.
You, too? Does everyone at this table have a sex tape but me? - Mm-hmm.
- yeah.
Eric and I made one, but we recorded over it.
Now it's a birth tape, which we don't watch, either.
Davis and I were on vacation in greece on a boat with another coue.
You made a sex tape with another couple? And I wouldn't call it sex.
We groped each other and ate some feta, and i made sure i was always wearing sunglasses.
alicia, this is gonna be a lite cold.
okay, so there is the uterus, the anmiotic sac do you, by any chance, see a tahitian pearl earring in there? 'Cause I lost one recently.
The beating heart of the baby.
wow, That's amazing.
There.
You can see it.
It's the blinking spot.
wow, That is amazing.
excuse me, We're in the middle of an examination here.
- I know.
- olivia Olivia? My ex-- the one I was trying to get pregnant with.
You must be caitlin.
I-I didn't mean for this to be so awkward.
It wouldn't have been if we'd known you were coming.
Alicia told me about the appointment.
I didn't think you'd want to be here.
Why wouldn't I? it's my baby,too.
The baby looks healthy, in case anyone wondering i was surprised to hear from you and happy-- surprised and happy.
so how are things with your doctor friend? Oh, the brain surgeon who saves people's lives? we're great.
What about your telepromptress? Ah, my anchorwoman and i are doing well.
- Thank you.
- great I'd like my scarf back, please.
- What? - my scarf? I left it in your appartment, and she must have found it and thought it would be entertaining for me to see her wear it on tv.
wow, She is feisty.
I'd like I iback.
it's special to me.
I don't want it drched in all her feisty neck sweat.
and there's also, the, um, matter of our sex tape.
i'd like that back too.
Oh.
- The sex tape? - Yeah.
Yeah, you can have that back.
I just don't know where it is.
You lost our sex tape? No, You hid our sex tape, remember? You didn't wt the cleaning ly to find it.
Oh, right.
of course.
Well, I was thinki ahead though I didn'T think ahead to this conversation.
I didn't eher.
Well, this isn't fun.
Uh, you can go by torrow afternoon a get it, if you still have your keys.
Okay, grea thanks.
Well, good.
Good.
it's nice to see you, though I'd love it if we cod figure out a way to spend time together without it being so weird.
i'dlike that ,too.
but I-I han't gotten there y.
Well, when you do, you have my nuer and my address, and you have a key.
since you're planning on chartering schools with this foundation, i assume you're gonna go S.
R.
I.
here? Yes, we feel very strongly.
It's going to be transparently funded, so it has to be socially responsible.
We are completely on the same page, cynthia.
Same sentence on that page.
There'no money in that.
Well, there's less.
that's true.
Actually, max, I feel we can get you the same return that you have grown accustomed to.
Oh, well, personally, I'm fond of double digits.
so are we.
Ma we want to be careful that we don't run into the warren buffett thing, where his investments ran counter to philanthropy Well, cynthia and I are going to talk to other people.
Although it isefreshing to have a woman pitch for a change.
And as a mother, this is an area that's very close to my heart.
Yeah, yeah.
we are all parents.
So, max, how do we move this ball the court? What are your plans while you're in town? We'd love to set up a wine dinner for you at cru.
I understand from henry, you're quite the connoisseur.
well we have tickets to the opera.
Oh.
right.
"Der fledermaus.
go on.
Have your dinner.
I'll take bianca to the opera.
she'll appreciate it.
I love you.
don't you need to check with your husband to see if you can shake free? She has small children.
Clayton is always looking out for my kids.
I'd love to hear about sailing the america's cup.
Uh, I was on the "sui-64.
" Zoe, I know how difficult it is for women to rise in this field, mothers especially.
oh, the stories i could tell, but to work with a woman of your stature on something as meaningful as this-- I just--I would love it.
That's what I like about womeN.
they talk to each other.
if this moves forward, I will need soone to talk to.
Me, too.
thanks for coming with me.
I did not want to do this alone.
I did not want to do this at all.
i wish that when a relationship ended, that all personal items you left behind would just spontaneously combust.
oh, this is it.
No dvd, but I did find staples, which I'm taking.
You know what? I think I left it behind the tv cabinet.
Okay.
- I feel something.
- me too.
I got it.
This one says "mia.
" So does this one.
What, did you make two sex tapes? All we ever needed was the one.
It was a good tape.
Okay, let's see think he could have taped you secretly without you knowing? i don't know.
He's not that mechanical.
I had to set the time on his microwave for him.
Okay, shield your eyes.
Shielded.
- holy crap.
are those your abs? - thisis the sex tape Yeah, we made this right after I had the stomach flu.
Okay, let's see what thione is.
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dea mia.
i got your favorite buttercream cupcake even though they are sold out and i had to wait for them to make one happy birthday toyou.
so he's not completely hearless.
I want to make a wish.
No, he's not.
it's jack.
he knew i was coming.
- What, do you want me to leave? - yes! get get.
Just get.
- well - no.
I had to see it for myself.
Excuse me? Oh, this what you were looking for? Thanks for letting me borrow it.
I got a lot of compliments on it.
Don't you have any clothes of your own? I really don't wear much when I'm here.
Could you not talk much when you're here? I don't even know how you can without a teleprompter.
you know what I dithe last time a man broke up with me? Noing.
I got a new one.
why don't you try that? Liz, i know that you came here to show me that this is your territory now, but the fact that you had to make an appearance when you knew I'd here proves that it's not.
Oh, you just can'tandle that jack's moved on.
And you just can't admit that you're the rebound girl.
Enjoy the bounce.
Legal says there's still some holdup with the city council on the dumais project.
- There's an explanation for that - I don't want an explanation.
I want a solution.
we are on a ticking clock here.
Yes? Juliet, um what? Spit it out.
It's your husband.
Oh, what about him? what did he do now? He had a heart attack.
Davis draper-- he's my husband.
He's had a heart attack.
He's still in the emergency room.
- Cilla - I dot know what's taking so long.
They said he should be in his room by now.
What are you doing here? I was with him at the time.
He was enthusiastic, and suddenly he got very pale and very sweaty, - and he started having trouble breathing - that's very descriptive.
Well, I called my ex-husband's cardiologist.
He is the top guy in the city.
I don't understand.
am i supposed to thank you? You coulD.
Oh, here's the doctor.
Dr.
Byrne, this is davis' wife - Julia draper - How ise? Well, we're still running tests.
It'll be a few hours before I can say for sure, but he's stabilized now.
Can I see him? in a little bit.
He's, uh, still a little bit out of it.
- Uh, I'm not sure you should-- - oh, of course not.
I-I just wanted toake sure he was okay.
- We'll take it from here.
- Thank you dr.
byrne.
Juliet I'm not interested in your empty apologies.
I'm not making one.
i just watned to say-- and I wish someone had told me this the first time I got divorced-- it's actually a very liberating experience.
I'm sure there are parts of you that have gotten buried or lost in this marriage.
You get all that back plus the summer house.
and don't let anyone tell you women our age can't find a man.
They're everywhere.
They're with their wives.
Wait till you're on the other side, honey.
Really, I think you're gonna like it over here.
- hello.
- hi - Can I get a shot of your best tequila? - oh me too.
So i think this was a good idea-- us hanging out, getting to knoeach other, being as we're gonna be family and all.
I'll be honest with you, caitlin.
I don't really like the idea of my child being raised by someone with so many sexual identity issues.
Excuse me? Well, first you're straight, and then you're gay, and then you're bi.
And now I'm getting drunk.
excuse me, Can I get another one? This is my baby, and you just d't seem like much of a role model.
How do you know so much about me? did alicia tell you that? Here's another thing-- I hope you don't plan on having this kid call you "mommy.
" This family's topping out at two mommies.
listen--- you have no genetic relation to this child, and neither do I.
the only one who does is alicia, so maybe we should be letting her make some of the calls.
You've got a lot to learn about lesbians.
- Hey.
- hey.
How's it going? You two hitting it off? Please say yes.
i really want this to work.
Oh, yes.
We are totally hitting it off.
We could not be hitting it off more.
Unless we had actual clubs to hit it off with.
Davis? Juliet? You're here.
Were you expecting cilla? You saw her? Of course I saw her.
She brought her husband's cardiologist.
i guess she's a health risk.
I just started seeing her again.
I don't care about that.
I'm just glad you're talking.
i'm terrified.
You were? Of course I was.
I don't think that's ever gonna go away, unfortunately.
I'm really sorry.
Cleaning out the apartment, taking the car I haven't been handling myself well.
No, you haven'T.
But I appreciate you saying that.
Just now when I saw you sitting there, I just felt so relieved.
i i don't know why but seei you makes me think that everything's gonna be okay.
it is, You're gonnae okay.
I want you to have the apartment.
I-I'm gonna bring back all the things that I took out of it.
Oh, we can talk about that later.
No, I made up my mind.
i want you to have it.
Davis mr.
Draper? Good news.
You did not suffer a heart attack.
Oh, thank god.
But I-I had--I had all the symptoms.
We, apparently, what you had is a panic attack.
it very often mimics a heart attack-- chest pains, tingling, shortness of breath, nausea.
The echo shows your heart is fine, working perfectly.
Blood work is good I am prescribing an anti-anxiety medication and a good psychiatrist.
Leme finalize a few things, have you sleeping in your own bed tonight.
Wherever that is.
You're kidding me.
A hostess club with geisha girls? it's very exclusive, very discreet-- sexy, servile women waiting on bended knee to meet all of max's needs.
So basically a glorified whorehouse.
Yeah, emphasis on the "glorified.
" How do we know this is something that he would even want? He'll want it.
every guy want it your strategy's so old school , first you oversell the product.
Now this boys' night out? i mean if you don't like it, don't come.
And quit trying to find a way to cut me out of the deal or at least be a little more original about it.
Tell bennett I need his recommendations on the maintenance contracts right away, and would you get my husband on theh phone? I guess I can'keep calling him that.
Is he okay? he's fine.
in fact he's better.
he's realized life's too short to go on hurting each other.
That's good to hear.
- Juliet draper? - yeah? - You've been served.
- with what? Lester, I've got my own money invested in the thing.
That's how much I believe in it.
I promised a 20% return, and I am still promising that.
perfect.
Every time I see you, you're making meaningless promises.
Uh, lester, I'll call you back.
a letter to vacate the apartment? Your lawyer is claiming i gave it to you.
You did.
I think we can agree it was under highly charged circumstances.
You gave such a convincing portrayal of a human being last night.
I can't believe I fell for it.
If you want to go there, we can talk about your bedside vigil.
What about it? Why the sudden wifely concern? My lawyer says you were taking advantage of my weakened state to see what you could get out of me.
Tell your lawyers i tried for 15 years to get something out of you, and I finally realized there's nothing there.
Why can't it just be simple? Why can't it be I meet someone, I fall in love? ca't it just be that? Why do it have to be i meet somebody, I fall in love, she's pregnant.
Am I ready to be a parent? which i would have to do with this other parent who already hates me and my doppelganger? I didn't think she was that pretty.
I really need to figure out if I can do this.
oh, have you ever seen anything so cute? oh! Th is a cute item.
I'm gonna get it for the baby.
Maybe you should hold off.
This isn't gonna help you figure out whether you want to be a parent or not.
So cute.
Or maybe it will.
I was in kyoto in '97-- no, '98-- hit a place like this, only dark.
Almost creepy.
The women uld feed you.
They would do things to you, but you did not see a damn thing.
It's probably better that way.
That's a good point.
May I? Eh, what the hell? I have to say I like the gorham sutter way of doing business-- a little entertainment here, a lot of money there.
- max, about that rate of return that we were discussing-- - discuss later.
I don't believe in hype and false promises.
that's not how i do business.
But i do think if we do this thing responsibly, we coulde looking at some matching contributions.
- You know what? my wife lovs you.
- really? And she would love everything you're saying.
Well, I-I think she's great.
Let's really do dinner one night.
- I'd love that.
- good.
Hey, I was thinking-- I mean, just off the bat, tell me what you think.
You could launch an initiative to rebuild the schools damaged by the fires in california.
i don't know What do you think? There you go again.
That is exactly what cynthia wants.
- Zoe, you sold me.
- REally? - Consider it a done deal.
- max! that's--that's so wonderful! Hey, we should celebrate! Let's have some champagne.
Max? the women of this establishment are available for privatsocializing in the apartments above the bar.
Isn't that right? Uh, come on, clayton, I think it's exciting enough.
Buzz kill, mommy.
- Well, it is a long opera.
- yeah.
And you--you got the foot thing going.
right.
it's cynthia.
hi, honey.
How's the opera? It's done? Oh! Uh, the meal? yeah, yeah.
The--the wine was spectacular.
Uh, no.
No, we're still here you're on your way over? To the restaurant? Um uh, oh, wait, zoe wants to say something to yo no, no, no, no.
i just -- i'm really not really good with uh, she'll--she'll be right here.
hold on just a second.
- no, I--- - zoe! cynthia, hi! How was the opera? Yeah, gosh, I wish we'd known that you were joining us.
We're just--we're about to get in the car, and i told my husband that i was already on my way home so, Yeah.
Absolutely, another time.
Bye.
you're a lifesaver.
okay, honey.
sorry, I'll see you at home, okay?bye.
- we got ten minutes? - absolutely - Okay.
- what? who is it? It's jack.
One second! hi.
Hi.
Uh, your birthday dvd.
You left it at my place.
un, thanks,You could have just messengered it.
I know.
what are you thinking? I'm thinking this is great.
It's better than great.
it's amazing.
Well, what are we doing? Don't you have a girlfriend wondering where you are right now? Don't you have a boyfriend? Well, he's a guy I'm dating.
He doesn't have personal hygiene products in my bathroom.
Well I was just trying to get over you.
- Obviouy, I didn'T.
- hm-hmm So what are you saying? Well I made a huge mistake and I want to start over.
hi, I'm jack.
can I buy you a drink? please tell me you have a better line.
Everything's gonna be different this time.
How? - Because everything has changed.
- what do you mean? You have your job, and now I have mine.
wait a minute, Are you here now because you got a good job? No.
Well, 'cause that's what it sounds like-- like you see me on some leve, and if you're not on that level or above, then you can't be with me.
You're reading too much into it.
where are you going? - Come back here.
- i can't That's the whole point.
i can't come back.
We were engaged.
we were gonna get married, and then-- and then I got a promotion, and--and you gave me a bottle of booze and then walked off into the night.
- You're never gonna get over that, are you? - no, i'm not,are you? yes, That's why I'm here.
No, you are here now because you feel good about yourself.
But what if that changes? Life is full of ups and downs.
i can't be with somebody whose-- whose--whose feelings depend on what their resume says.
Mia, come here.
come here.
No.
I kept this because I was hoping that you would change your mind.
But now I've changed mine.
- hi! - hi! Something really exciting happened.
- What? - i became a mommy! I mean, not--no, not the way you're becoming a mommy.
um, although I realize that may be the most conventional way, it's not the only way.
It happened to me when I was outside this baby store.
Oh, my god.
look at that how cute is that? - Very cute.
- oh my god,check this out.
I couldn't decide between the sheep and the ladybug towels, so I got 'em both.
If he's a boy, he could still use a ladybug towel, right? - Uh, caitlin, there's something I need to tell you.
- okay hangon, just let me finish.
It all happened when I saw this photo album.
"Family photos.
" We're gonna be a family, and I'm gonna be in it, and i'm gonna help you raise a child! Caitlin, you really need to listen to me.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I've seen that look before.
this is really difficult.
No, it's not.
No, you have the easy part.
I have to stand here and listen to things I don't think I really want to hear.
Look, olivia and I had always planned to have a baby together.
She's the one who broke up with me.
I mean, meeting you was a surprise, and it was wonderful.
Yeah, but not as wonderful as olivia coming back, right? I didn't know this was gonna happen.
you know, I was prepared to change my whole life for you.
And all the time, I was just backup.
you can keep all this.
All this stuff is for you.
except this.
This is for me.
What the hell are you doing? this car was reported stolen.
that's ridiculous, this is my car If--if anyone's stealing it, it's you.
The car is registered to a juliet draper.
Okay, don't--don't you get it? that's my wife.
Okay, we're getting divorced.
This--this is just some-- just some kind of sick game! She's using you! She's using you! - Hey! - careful, davis.
you dont wanna have a heart attack.
- Hey, put it down! - thank you.
we can go now.
what's going on? Gorham just named clayton senior managing director.
- What? - yeah I didn't think you'd want any champagne.
- I need to speak to you.
- did you hear ,it's official.
The tates gave us their foundation.
up top! Apparently, gorham thinks you're responsible for that.
do you feel comfortable taking that credit? I don't think the promotion is based on this one deal.
- It's about my entire body of work.
- shut up clayton.
Just shut up! - Great work, you two.
great work.
- thank you.
And you, party girl "party"? "Girl"? henry, I really need to talk to you about this.
I'm listening.
Okay.
Forget ts one deal which i made happened.
i have generated more business for gorham sutter than anyone else, and yet the only people who get promoted around here are men-- white men, to be blunt.
I don't like what you're insinuating.
I'm not insinuating anything, henry.
I am saying it straight out.
It doesn't matter to you, does it, that I have given everything to this firm, - including my integrity.
- Integrity? c'mon This is wall street.
And as far as a promotion goes, well, you know that that is A tricky process.
Your time will come.
Oh, I know it will, henry.
It just won't come here.
Well, not if you keep up like this.
Don't worry.
i'm not going to.
I quit.
I think I will have that champagne now.
Sometimes the only thing that works is fudge.
And vodka.
Vodka and fue.
My mother would be so proud.
so is anybody free for breakfast tomorrow? Lunch? a movie? my day's wide open.
Does anyone want to watch me throw a shredder out a window? - Anyone want to watch me throw cilla gr out a ww? - that i wanna see.
You know what? - This is the perfect end to the worst day.
- ever - here here - Amen to that
Yeah, who knows? I'll just have to have jack miss me a little bit first.
Jack, what are you doing here? I don't know.
Oh, she's not my problem.
Clayton's my problem.
I'm sorry.
You made a decision on my behalf, layton.
And then you conveyed that to my client? I'm pregnant.
- How? - a donor.
My ex and i had been trying for a while.
How is it that davis h control over your finances? There's nothing you can do about that until you get yourself a divorce attorney.
I can't have this conversation with you.
Juliet, it seems that davis has already retained mr.
gropman.
Proudly Presents hello? Are you okay? Yes.
Fantastic,why? hold on.
Hello? So what's the plan? Are you taking a sick day? I went to work when I had double pneumonia attached to a rolling I.
V.
Drip.
Mia mason does not do sick days.
Anyway, I'm not sick.
what is this? holdon.
Hello? I just want you to know that I'm here for you.
Oh, my god.
What's happening? Is this like when your parents tell you they've taken your dog "out to the country"? I got you your favorite muffin-- well, my favorite muffin.
I thought maybe it would do for you what it does for me.
I have to go.
okay,bye.
I assume you're up to speed on this.
Jack cutting named publisher at fairgate communications.
Of course.
Jack's new job-- I am thrilled for him.
in fact.
I've got a chocolate-covered grenade en route to him as we speak.
Good.
You do realize this makes your ex-fiance your biggest headache if he wasn't already.
So the horse race between the two of you continues? Just show me I picked the right horse.
Of coursE.
If I can give you one piece of advice for a divorce mediation, it's breathe.
Nothing tells opposing counsel a wife is terrified like when her voice gets all high up in her head like this.
Blair,i was a debutante, my voice couldn't get high in my head if I sucked on a helium tank for a decade.
Davis, even though our marriage didn't work out, I'm sure we both want to be as civil about this as possible.
We propose mr.
and mrs draper each claim the money they have earned individually throughout the marriage and share joint custody of the minor child emily with the apartment remaining emily's and mrs.
draper's primary residence.
Our proposal is this-- in consideration of mr.
draper sacrificing the status and position he might have achieved in his own career, had he not supported the craven ambition of his wife to get ahead, Mr.
Draper will retain his earnings and be paid an additional monthly stipend.
You're kidding.
he wants man-imony? As for the apartment, he'd like to be back in there next week.
What? He can't do that can he? Do you know where I've been living? In a studio east of lexington.
Poor thing, Let's call jimmy carter and have him build you a shack.
you see? You see how she minimizes my feelings? Davis, look, this is an emotional subject, - but I really hope we could keep that inheck - so you can walk all over me? No! Where is this coming from? Rafe has helped me see that you had just as much to do with this marriage failing as I did.
I am not gonna be the bad guy here.
Oh, really? what are you being now? the ingenue? You stole money from our mutual account.
Well, if it was mutual, he didn't steal.
- You cheated on me.
- and you cheated on me - hardly - And you rubbed it in my face.
At least I had the decency to try to keep my affair a secret.
yes,The first word that springs to mind when I think of your affair with cilla is "decency.
" Clearly this discussion is over.
you'll be hearing from us.
By all means, feel free to drag this out as much as you like, blair.
As you'll see from our proposal, we expect mrs.
draper to cov our legal fees.
this is good, They've shown their hand.
We've got 'em exactly where we want 'em.
Blair, your optimism seems somewhat divorced from reality.
What do you want me to tell you, we' screwed? - Henry gorham wants to see us.
- now? Yes, now.
- Henry - shut the door.
Maxwell tateis doing a bill gates humanitarian kind of thing and setting up a 500 million on fundation to charter schools I thought he's parked at manhattan trust.
Yeah.
for now, but I let him outbid me on a case of 2000 chateau petrus.
and he's very grateful.
It's not easy to find a grateful billionaire.
he's coming in tomorrow afternoon and I'm trusting the two of you to reel him in.
get it right.
and we're in bed with him for all of his deals.
we're on it, henry.
Something like ts, we should be thinking green and clean.
And I am the poster boy for socially responsible investing.
Oh, they have posters for that now? All right.
let's face facts-- max tate is going to relate to me a lot more than he will to you-- or we could actually meet him and see who he relates to.
Zoe, this guy is a man's man.
he flies his own planes.
He sails in the america's cup race.
- I know guys like this.
- no you don't.
Well, he's not gonna hand over $500 million for mommy to take care of.
- What did you just call me? - all right.
That didn't come out right.
I can't believe that you would pull that crap ter all the work we've done together.
And this is the kind of deal that gets soonbumped up to senior managing director.
Which deserve as much as you do.
no, more.
Do you know how many hours S.
M.
has to put in? If you got that job, you could literally say goodye to your kids untill you see them at their weddingsk,maybe.
You have kids.
D a wife who doesn't work.
Screw you, clayton.
Zoe, don't get touchy.
We are a team.
We are team.
I am only oking out for you here.
Then don't try and cut my legs off as I'm about to cross the finish line, okay? Hey, who are you talking to? You.
Th's why I'm saying it.
I sent jack champagne-- very expensive champagne.
That should send him the message.
Which is what, congratulations? no, that i'm not thinking about him, 'cause if i were thinking about him, I would have sent him scotch.
So he's a publisher w, so the message is, "I don't care.
" No, you don't care.
right.
i don't care.
Oh, why'd you bring this up? i'm sorry, I'm a little distracted.
My girlfriend is pregnant.
My girlfriend is pregnant.
It just doesn't sound any better the more I say it.
You say .
Your girlfriend is pregnant.
no, That still sounds crazy.
yeah.
I mean, what do I do? do i stay with her? What does that make me-- other mommy? Mommy two? bitch! Later tonight, our exclusive report I think I prefer "mommy two.
see why these policemen are in custody tonight.
We have it all captured on an eyewitness' cell phone camera.
Tunen to "new york news" with me--liz morin.
well, don't pause it.
i wanna see the footage.
That is jack's new girlfriend, and she's wearing my alexander mcqueen scarf.
- So she got the same scarf - no.
that's my scarf.
- I must've left it at jack'S.
- are you sure? She found my scarf, and she wore it on tv.
That is so aggressive.
She's obviously sending you a message via mcqueen.
Enjoy it, lady, 'cause I'm getting it back.
The scarf Or the boyfriend? thank you.
Is someone moving out? - I thought it was you.
- what? Uh, have you gone insane? you can't take everything! I haven't-- just the things I wanted.
I think it'll make my place feel more like home.
- My aston martin? - my aston martin, i paid for it.
You gave it to me as a present.
It's a little late to be getting sentimental.
That's everything.
I thought we could have a civilized divorce.
And I thought we could have a civilized marriage.
Looks like we were both wrong.
- oh, my dear.
- thank you mrs albert.
That's just not how we do things on 5th avenue.
cashmere mafia s01e06 How bad is it? Denise richards/ charlie sheen bad? It's like someone's using my stomach as a trampoline.
What are you gonna do? my lawyer says she's guilding evidence so we can kick him in the balls, which, unfortunately, is her favorite expression, and, I imagine, activity.
I've never seen davis like tS.
I feel like the lawyers are making everything wors Zoe, never get divorced, you tow,never get married.
no i won't.
we're having a jack flashback.
"A jack-back.
" Please tell me you've moved on.
I would just like somebody at this table to have moved on.
- I-I thought you were dating that doctor.
- and there's my many.
You made out with my manny in my foyer where my children play with their toys.
Excuse me.
i had one make-out session with a manny and a couple of dates between brain surgeries.
Jack and I were engaged, okay? I thought the thing you get when you break up with someone is you don't have to deal with them any more It's like they're dead, but they have the advantage of being not dead, but everywhere i turned there's another jack pop-up-- in the trades , from my boss, on tv.
.
Ybe this is the universe telling me that things aren't over between us.
Please don't go by the universe.
Every time I have done that, I've ended up in a strange apartment hunting for my thong.
Oh, god.
Well, I still have to call him and get my sex tape back.
Hmm? Yes, I made a sex tape, and, no, it was not tasteful.
It's dating etiquette 101.
In the event of a breakup, the girl gets all pornographic materials.
It's breakup law.
Dear, go I hope davis didn't take our sex tape.
You, too? Does everyone at this table have a sex tape but me? - Mm-hmm.
- yeah.
Eric and I made one, but we recorded over it.
Now it's a birth tape, which we don't watch, either.
Davis and I were on vacation in greece on a boat with another coue.
You made a sex tape with another couple? And I wouldn't call it sex.
We groped each other and ate some feta, and i made sure i was always wearing sunglasses.
alicia, this is gonna be a lite cold.
okay, so there is the uterus, the anmiotic sac do you, by any chance, see a tahitian pearl earring in there? 'Cause I lost one recently.
The beating heart of the baby.
wow, That's amazing.
There.
You can see it.
It's the blinking spot.
wow, That is amazing.
excuse me, We're in the middle of an examination here.
- I know.
- olivia Olivia? My ex-- the one I was trying to get pregnant with.
You must be caitlin.
I-I didn't mean for this to be so awkward.
It wouldn't have been if we'd known you were coming.
Alicia told me about the appointment.
I didn't think you'd want to be here.
Why wouldn't I? it's my baby,too.
The baby looks healthy, in case anyone wondering i was surprised to hear from you and happy-- surprised and happy.
so how are things with your doctor friend? Oh, the brain surgeon who saves people's lives? we're great.
What about your telepromptress? Ah, my anchorwoman and i are doing well.
- Thank you.
- great I'd like my scarf back, please.
- What? - my scarf? I left it in your appartment, and she must have found it and thought it would be entertaining for me to see her wear it on tv.
wow, She is feisty.
I'd like I iback.
it's special to me.
I don't want it drched in all her feisty neck sweat.
and there's also, the, um, matter of our sex tape.
i'd like that back too.
Oh.
- The sex tape? - Yeah.
Yeah, you can have that back.
I just don't know where it is.
You lost our sex tape? No, You hid our sex tape, remember? You didn't wt the cleaning ly to find it.
Oh, right.
of course.
Well, I was thinki ahead though I didn'T think ahead to this conversation.
I didn't eher.
Well, this isn't fun.
Uh, you can go by torrow afternoon a get it, if you still have your keys.
Okay, grea thanks.
Well, good.
Good.
it's nice to see you, though I'd love it if we cod figure out a way to spend time together without it being so weird.
i'dlike that ,too.
but I-I han't gotten there y.
Well, when you do, you have my nuer and my address, and you have a key.
since you're planning on chartering schools with this foundation, i assume you're gonna go S.
R.
I.
here? Yes, we feel very strongly.
It's going to be transparently funded, so it has to be socially responsible.
We are completely on the same page, cynthia.
Same sentence on that page.
There'no money in that.
Well, there's less.
that's true.
Actually, max, I feel we can get you the same return that you have grown accustomed to.
Oh, well, personally, I'm fond of double digits.
so are we.
Ma we want to be careful that we don't run into the warren buffett thing, where his investments ran counter to philanthropy Well, cynthia and I are going to talk to other people.
Although it isefreshing to have a woman pitch for a change.
And as a mother, this is an area that's very close to my heart.
Yeah, yeah.
we are all parents.
So, max, how do we move this ball the court? What are your plans while you're in town? We'd love to set up a wine dinner for you at cru.
I understand from henry, you're quite the connoisseur.
well we have tickets to the opera.
Oh.
right.
"Der fledermaus.
go on.
Have your dinner.
I'll take bianca to the opera.
she'll appreciate it.
I love you.
don't you need to check with your husband to see if you can shake free? She has small children.
Clayton is always looking out for my kids.
I'd love to hear about sailing the america's cup.
Uh, I was on the "sui-64.
" Zoe, I know how difficult it is for women to rise in this field, mothers especially.
oh, the stories i could tell, but to work with a woman of your stature on something as meaningful as this-- I just--I would love it.
That's what I like about womeN.
they talk to each other.
if this moves forward, I will need soone to talk to.
Me, too.
thanks for coming with me.
I did not want to do this alone.
I did not want to do this at all.
i wish that when a relationship ended, that all personal items you left behind would just spontaneously combust.
oh, this is it.
No dvd, but I did find staples, which I'm taking.
You know what? I think I left it behind the tv cabinet.
Okay.
- I feel something.
- me too.
I got it.
This one says "mia.
" So does this one.
What, did you make two sex tapes? All we ever needed was the one.
It was a good tape.
Okay, let's see think he could have taped you secretly without you knowing? i don't know.
He's not that mechanical.
I had to set the time on his microwave for him.
Okay, shield your eyes.
Shielded.
- holy crap.
are those your abs? - thisis the sex tape Yeah, we made this right after I had the stomach flu.
Okay, let's see what thione is.
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dea mia.
i got your favorite buttercream cupcake even though they are sold out and i had to wait for them to make one happy birthday toyou.
so he's not completely hearless.
I want to make a wish.
No, he's not.
it's jack.
he knew i was coming.
- What, do you want me to leave? - yes! get get.
Just get.
- well - no.
I had to see it for myself.
Excuse me? Oh, this what you were looking for? Thanks for letting me borrow it.
I got a lot of compliments on it.
Don't you have any clothes of your own? I really don't wear much when I'm here.
Could you not talk much when you're here? I don't even know how you can without a teleprompter.
you know what I dithe last time a man broke up with me? Noing.
I got a new one.
why don't you try that? Liz, i know that you came here to show me that this is your territory now, but the fact that you had to make an appearance when you knew I'd here proves that it's not.
Oh, you just can'tandle that jack's moved on.
And you just can't admit that you're the rebound girl.
Enjoy the bounce.
Legal says there's still some holdup with the city council on the dumais project.
- There's an explanation for that - I don't want an explanation.
I want a solution.
we are on a ticking clock here.
Yes? Juliet, um what? Spit it out.
It's your husband.
Oh, what about him? what did he do now? He had a heart attack.
Davis draper-- he's my husband.
He's had a heart attack.
He's still in the emergency room.
- Cilla - I dot know what's taking so long.
They said he should be in his room by now.
What are you doing here? I was with him at the time.
He was enthusiastic, and suddenly he got very pale and very sweaty, - and he started having trouble breathing - that's very descriptive.
Well, I called my ex-husband's cardiologist.
He is the top guy in the city.
I don't understand.
am i supposed to thank you? You coulD.
Oh, here's the doctor.
Dr.
Byrne, this is davis' wife - Julia draper - How ise? Well, we're still running tests.
It'll be a few hours before I can say for sure, but he's stabilized now.
Can I see him? in a little bit.
He's, uh, still a little bit out of it.
- Uh, I'm not sure you should-- - oh, of course not.
I-I just wanted toake sure he was okay.
- We'll take it from here.
- Thank you dr.
byrne.
Juliet I'm not interested in your empty apologies.
I'm not making one.
i just watned to say-- and I wish someone had told me this the first time I got divorced-- it's actually a very liberating experience.
I'm sure there are parts of you that have gotten buried or lost in this marriage.
You get all that back plus the summer house.
and don't let anyone tell you women our age can't find a man.
They're everywhere.
They're with their wives.
Wait till you're on the other side, honey.
Really, I think you're gonna like it over here.
- hello.
- hi - Can I get a shot of your best tequila? - oh me too.
So i think this was a good idea-- us hanging out, getting to knoeach other, being as we're gonna be family and all.
I'll be honest with you, caitlin.
I don't really like the idea of my child being raised by someone with so many sexual identity issues.
Excuse me? Well, first you're straight, and then you're gay, and then you're bi.
And now I'm getting drunk.
excuse me, Can I get another one? This is my baby, and you just d't seem like much of a role model.
How do you know so much about me? did alicia tell you that? Here's another thing-- I hope you don't plan on having this kid call you "mommy.
" This family's topping out at two mommies.
listen--- you have no genetic relation to this child, and neither do I.
the only one who does is alicia, so maybe we should be letting her make some of the calls.
You've got a lot to learn about lesbians.
- Hey.
- hey.
How's it going? You two hitting it off? Please say yes.
i really want this to work.
Oh, yes.
We are totally hitting it off.
We could not be hitting it off more.
Unless we had actual clubs to hit it off with.
Davis? Juliet? You're here.
Were you expecting cilla? You saw her? Of course I saw her.
She brought her husband's cardiologist.
i guess she's a health risk.
I just started seeing her again.
I don't care about that.
I'm just glad you're talking.
i'm terrified.
You were? Of course I was.
I don't think that's ever gonna go away, unfortunately.
I'm really sorry.
Cleaning out the apartment, taking the car I haven't been handling myself well.
No, you haven'T.
But I appreciate you saying that.
Just now when I saw you sitting there, I just felt so relieved.
i i don't know why but seei you makes me think that everything's gonna be okay.
it is, You're gonnae okay.
I want you to have the apartment.
I-I'm gonna bring back all the things that I took out of it.
Oh, we can talk about that later.
No, I made up my mind.
i want you to have it.
Davis mr.
Draper? Good news.
You did not suffer a heart attack.
Oh, thank god.
But I-I had--I had all the symptoms.
We, apparently, what you had is a panic attack.
it very often mimics a heart attack-- chest pains, tingling, shortness of breath, nausea.
The echo shows your heart is fine, working perfectly.
Blood work is good I am prescribing an anti-anxiety medication and a good psychiatrist.
Leme finalize a few things, have you sleeping in your own bed tonight.
Wherever that is.
You're kidding me.
A hostess club with geisha girls? it's very exclusive, very discreet-- sexy, servile women waiting on bended knee to meet all of max's needs.
So basically a glorified whorehouse.
Yeah, emphasis on the "glorified.
" How do we know this is something that he would even want? He'll want it.
every guy want it your strategy's so old school , first you oversell the product.
Now this boys' night out? i mean if you don't like it, don't come.
And quit trying to find a way to cut me out of the deal or at least be a little more original about it.
Tell bennett I need his recommendations on the maintenance contracts right away, and would you get my husband on theh phone? I guess I can'keep calling him that.
Is he okay? he's fine.
in fact he's better.
he's realized life's too short to go on hurting each other.
That's good to hear.
- Juliet draper? - yeah? - You've been served.
- with what? Lester, I've got my own money invested in the thing.
That's how much I believe in it.
I promised a 20% return, and I am still promising that.
perfect.
Every time I see you, you're making meaningless promises.
Uh, lester, I'll call you back.
a letter to vacate the apartment? Your lawyer is claiming i gave it to you.
You did.
I think we can agree it was under highly charged circumstances.
You gave such a convincing portrayal of a human being last night.
I can't believe I fell for it.
If you want to go there, we can talk about your bedside vigil.
What about it? Why the sudden wifely concern? My lawyer says you were taking advantage of my weakened state to see what you could get out of me.
Tell your lawyers i tried for 15 years to get something out of you, and I finally realized there's nothing there.
Why can't it just be simple? Why can't it be I meet someone, I fall in love? ca't it just be that? Why do it have to be i meet somebody, I fall in love, she's pregnant.
Am I ready to be a parent? which i would have to do with this other parent who already hates me and my doppelganger? I didn't think she was that pretty.
I really need to figure out if I can do this.
oh, have you ever seen anything so cute? oh! Th is a cute item.
I'm gonna get it for the baby.
Maybe you should hold off.
This isn't gonna help you figure out whether you want to be a parent or not.
So cute.
Or maybe it will.
I was in kyoto in '97-- no, '98-- hit a place like this, only dark.
Almost creepy.
The women uld feed you.
They would do things to you, but you did not see a damn thing.
It's probably better that way.
That's a good point.
May I? Eh, what the hell? I have to say I like the gorham sutter way of doing business-- a little entertainment here, a lot of money there.
- max, about that rate of return that we were discussing-- - discuss later.
I don't believe in hype and false promises.
that's not how i do business.
But i do think if we do this thing responsibly, we coulde looking at some matching contributions.
- You know what? my wife lovs you.
- really? And she would love everything you're saying.
Well, I-I think she's great.
Let's really do dinner one night.
- I'd love that.
- good.
Hey, I was thinking-- I mean, just off the bat, tell me what you think.
You could launch an initiative to rebuild the schools damaged by the fires in california.
i don't know What do you think? There you go again.
That is exactly what cynthia wants.
- Zoe, you sold me.
- REally? - Consider it a done deal.
- max! that's--that's so wonderful! Hey, we should celebrate! Let's have some champagne.
Max? the women of this establishment are available for privatsocializing in the apartments above the bar.
Isn't that right? Uh, come on, clayton, I think it's exciting enough.
Buzz kill, mommy.
- Well, it is a long opera.
- yeah.
And you--you got the foot thing going.
right.
it's cynthia.
hi, honey.
How's the opera? It's done? Oh! Uh, the meal? yeah, yeah.
The--the wine was spectacular.
Uh, no.
No, we're still here you're on your way over? To the restaurant? Um uh, oh, wait, zoe wants to say something to yo no, no, no, no.
i just -- i'm really not really good with uh, she'll--she'll be right here.
hold on just a second.
- no, I--- - zoe! cynthia, hi! How was the opera? Yeah, gosh, I wish we'd known that you were joining us.
We're just--we're about to get in the car, and i told my husband that i was already on my way home so, Yeah.
Absolutely, another time.
Bye.
you're a lifesaver.
okay, honey.
sorry, I'll see you at home, okay?bye.
- we got ten minutes? - absolutely - Okay.
- what? who is it? It's jack.
One second! hi.
Hi.
Uh, your birthday dvd.
You left it at my place.
un, thanks,You could have just messengered it.
I know.
what are you thinking? I'm thinking this is great.
It's better than great.
it's amazing.
Well, what are we doing? Don't you have a girlfriend wondering where you are right now? Don't you have a boyfriend? Well, he's a guy I'm dating.
He doesn't have personal hygiene products in my bathroom.
Well I was just trying to get over you.
- Obviouy, I didn'T.
- hm-hmm So what are you saying? Well I made a huge mistake and I want to start over.
hi, I'm jack.
can I buy you a drink? please tell me you have a better line.
Everything's gonna be different this time.
How? - Because everything has changed.
- what do you mean? You have your job, and now I have mine.
wait a minute, Are you here now because you got a good job? No.
Well, 'cause that's what it sounds like-- like you see me on some leve, and if you're not on that level or above, then you can't be with me.
You're reading too much into it.
where are you going? - Come back here.
- i can't That's the whole point.
i can't come back.
We were engaged.
we were gonna get married, and then-- and then I got a promotion, and--and you gave me a bottle of booze and then walked off into the night.
- You're never gonna get over that, are you? - no, i'm not,are you? yes, That's why I'm here.
No, you are here now because you feel good about yourself.
But what if that changes? Life is full of ups and downs.
i can't be with somebody whose-- whose--whose feelings depend on what their resume says.
Mia, come here.
come here.
No.
I kept this because I was hoping that you would change your mind.
But now I've changed mine.
- hi! - hi! Something really exciting happened.
- What? - i became a mommy! I mean, not--no, not the way you're becoming a mommy.
um, although I realize that may be the most conventional way, it's not the only way.
It happened to me when I was outside this baby store.
Oh, my god.
look at that how cute is that? - Very cute.
- oh my god,check this out.
I couldn't decide between the sheep and the ladybug towels, so I got 'em both.
If he's a boy, he could still use a ladybug towel, right? - Uh, caitlin, there's something I need to tell you.
- okay hangon, just let me finish.
It all happened when I saw this photo album.
"Family photos.
" We're gonna be a family, and I'm gonna be in it, and i'm gonna help you raise a child! Caitlin, you really need to listen to me.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I've seen that look before.
this is really difficult.
No, it's not.
No, you have the easy part.
I have to stand here and listen to things I don't think I really want to hear.
Look, olivia and I had always planned to have a baby together.
She's the one who broke up with me.
I mean, meeting you was a surprise, and it was wonderful.
Yeah, but not as wonderful as olivia coming back, right? I didn't know this was gonna happen.
you know, I was prepared to change my whole life for you.
And all the time, I was just backup.
you can keep all this.
All this stuff is for you.
except this.
This is for me.
What the hell are you doing? this car was reported stolen.
that's ridiculous, this is my car If--if anyone's stealing it, it's you.
The car is registered to a juliet draper.
Okay, don't--don't you get it? that's my wife.
Okay, we're getting divorced.
This--this is just some-- just some kind of sick game! She's using you! She's using you! - Hey! - careful, davis.
you dont wanna have a heart attack.
- Hey, put it down! - thank you.
we can go now.
what's going on? Gorham just named clayton senior managing director.
- What? - yeah I didn't think you'd want any champagne.
- I need to speak to you.
- did you hear ,it's official.
The tates gave us their foundation.
up top! Apparently, gorham thinks you're responsible for that.
do you feel comfortable taking that credit? I don't think the promotion is based on this one deal.
- It's about my entire body of work.
- shut up clayton.
Just shut up! - Great work, you two.
great work.
- thank you.
And you, party girl "party"? "Girl"? henry, I really need to talk to you about this.
I'm listening.
Okay.
Forget ts one deal which i made happened.
i have generated more business for gorham sutter than anyone else, and yet the only people who get promoted around here are men-- white men, to be blunt.
I don't like what you're insinuating.
I'm not insinuating anything, henry.
I am saying it straight out.
It doesn't matter to you, does it, that I have given everything to this firm, - including my integrity.
- Integrity? c'mon This is wall street.
And as far as a promotion goes, well, you know that that is A tricky process.
Your time will come.
Oh, I know it will, henry.
It just won't come here.
Well, not if you keep up like this.
Don't worry.
i'm not going to.
I quit.
I think I will have that champagne now.
Sometimes the only thing that works is fudge.
And vodka.
Vodka and fue.
My mother would be so proud.
so is anybody free for breakfast tomorrow? Lunch? a movie? my day's wide open.
Does anyone want to watch me throw a shredder out a window? - Anyone want to watch me throw cilla gr out a ww? - that i wanna see.
You know what? - This is the perfect end to the worst day.
- ever - here here - Amen to that