Cooper's Bar (2022) s01e06 Episode Script
Kris & Cooper's Hot Wings Face-Off
1
♪♪
[Lively conversations]
Coops,
I've got your bread,
he's got your milk,
and I've got your sick bag.
Just 10 wing stand between you
and career resurrection, Coops.
And never forget to go
to the body.
Throw short hooks,
short upper cuts, then bing!
Jab to the head.
She'll never make it
past number five.
A Little Death is tough,
but I've seen Silent But Deadly
take out lumberjacks.
♪♪
Mommy.
Cooper, this is
just mind over matter.
You have a clear
and realistic goal.
Focus on that.
Put the pain to one side.
Imagine each mouthful
as a marshmallow.
Ooh. That's that sick
mind-control shit, Coop.
I am a clinical psychologist,
Brandon.
Cooper,
take that bitch down.
♪♪
[Bell dings]
♪♪
[Inhales deeply]
[Sighs]
♪♪
[Lively,
indistinct conversations]
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
[Cheering]
Man: Atta boy. Oh, man.
Man #2:
Oh, he's going for it.
♪♪
[Cheering]
Let's go, Kris.
♪♪
Sweet nectar.
[Cheering]
♪♪
Woman: Nice.
Yes!
♪♪
[Cheering]
Come on!
Come on!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
♪♪
[Sighs]
[Cheering]
♪♪
You said you've got this.
Sure. One through six.
I've only tasted seven and eight
under the influence.
But 9 and 10?
I've never seen
anyone survive them.
♪♪
Alright, you got it. You're
so there. You're sothere.
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
[Exhales sharply]
♪♪
Woman: Come on, Kris.
It's only one wing.
Man: Show 'em who wins.
You've got it.
You got this.
You got this.
[Indistinct cheering]
Man #2: Show that wing
who's boss!
[Breathing heavily]
Man #3: I got all my money
on you, Kris.
[Cheering]
Woman: She's doing it!
She's doing it!
[Cheering]
[Gasps]
Come on!
You've got this!
[Cheering]
Yeah! What you got?
[Cheering stops]
He's struggling.
He's struggling right now.
Look at him.
He's gonna fold.
[Exhales sharply]
He's gonna fold.
Woman:
Come on, Cooper.
[Indistinct cheering]
Come on! Come on, Cooper!
Oh! Yes, yes!
No! No! No!
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, Coop.
You got it.
You got it.
Your dream.
It's everything you wanted.
Somebody call
the ambulance.
Hm.
Pestare.
Pestare.
No!
[Cheering]
Aah!
Woman: Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
Man: You've got this.
Kris.
-You've got this.
-One more! Come on!
Don't let him beat you.
You can't let him beat you.
Come on, Kris.
Come on! One more!
Come on, Kris!
Just one more!
Come on!
You got it!
It's nothing to you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You got it!
You got
No!
[All shouting, cheering]
[Fanfare playing]
And the barman gets the role.
Yeah!
All: Cooper! Cooper!
Wait. His name's? Whatever.
Antonia, contract.
♪♪
Alright.
♪♪
No! Wait! Wait!
Kris.
It's mine!
You're fired.
Antonia is gonna be
running the show now.
[Men changing "Cooper"]
Bastards!
[Chanting continues]
Can I pour you a
goblet o' Cabernet?
[Chanting continues]
♪♪
Just got greenlit, Coop.
It's just a pilot.
You never know.
Could be on for seven seasons.
Seven more years
in Los Angeles?
[Inhales sharply]
Mnh-mnh.
[Cellphone chimes]
Holy cannoli.
We got the contract
for the bar in Buffalo.
[Laughs]
Oh! A show and a branch of
Cooper's in your hometown.
Your cup
has runneth over.
What are you
talking about?
You signed a deal
with Cyrus Long.
For a TV show.
This is to franchise a bar.
Do you not read contracts
before you sign them?
No? Just
You just sign?
Section 4B.
"Licensee hereby assigns
all ancillary rights herein,
existing or unknown,
including brick-and-mortar
franchises of Cooper's Bar."
"Shall remain
the sole and exclusive
right of licensure herein."
Wait, what?
-What the fuck does that mean?
The studio owns the bar.
All:
The studio owns the bar?!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Something in my heart
gone missing ♪
I never thought
I would lose my self ♪
But then there is no denying
The fact I know
I wasn't ready for life ♪
♪♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a reason ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
♪♪
[Lively conversations]
Coops,
I've got your bread,
he's got your milk,
and I've got your sick bag.
Just 10 wing stand between you
and career resurrection, Coops.
And never forget to go
to the body.
Throw short hooks,
short upper cuts, then bing!
Jab to the head.
She'll never make it
past number five.
A Little Death is tough,
but I've seen Silent But Deadly
take out lumberjacks.
♪♪
Mommy.
Cooper, this is
just mind over matter.
You have a clear
and realistic goal.
Focus on that.
Put the pain to one side.
Imagine each mouthful
as a marshmallow.
Ooh. That's that sick
mind-control shit, Coop.
I am a clinical psychologist,
Brandon.
Cooper,
take that bitch down.
♪♪
[Bell dings]
♪♪
[Inhales deeply]
[Sighs]
♪♪
[Lively,
indistinct conversations]
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
[Cheering]
Man: Atta boy. Oh, man.
Man #2:
Oh, he's going for it.
♪♪
[Cheering]
Let's go, Kris.
♪♪
Sweet nectar.
[Cheering]
♪♪
Woman: Nice.
Yes!
♪♪
[Cheering]
Come on!
Come on!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
♪♪
[Sighs]
[Cheering]
♪♪
You said you've got this.
Sure. One through six.
I've only tasted seven and eight
under the influence.
But 9 and 10?
I've never seen
anyone survive them.
♪♪
Alright, you got it. You're
so there. You're sothere.
♪♪
[Cheering]
♪♪
[Exhales sharply]
♪♪
Woman: Come on, Kris.
It's only one wing.
Man: Show 'em who wins.
You've got it.
You got this.
You got this.
[Indistinct cheering]
Man #2: Show that wing
who's boss!
[Breathing heavily]
Man #3: I got all my money
on you, Kris.
[Cheering]
Woman: She's doing it!
She's doing it!
[Cheering]
[Gasps]
Come on!
You've got this!
[Cheering]
Yeah! What you got?
[Cheering stops]
He's struggling.
He's struggling right now.
Look at him.
He's gonna fold.
[Exhales sharply]
He's gonna fold.
Woman:
Come on, Cooper.
[Indistinct cheering]
Come on! Come on, Cooper!
Oh! Yes, yes!
No! No! No!
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, Coop.
You got it.
You got it.
Your dream.
It's everything you wanted.
Somebody call
the ambulance.
Hm.
Pestare.
Pestare.
No!
[Cheering]
Aah!
Woman: Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
Man: You've got this.
Kris.
-You've got this.
-One more! Come on!
Don't let him beat you.
You can't let him beat you.
Come on, Kris.
Come on! One more!
Come on, Kris!
Just one more!
Come on!
You got it!
It's nothing to you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You got it!
You got
No!
[All shouting, cheering]
[Fanfare playing]
And the barman gets the role.
Yeah!
All: Cooper! Cooper!
Wait. His name's? Whatever.
Antonia, contract.
♪♪
Alright.
♪♪
No! Wait! Wait!
Kris.
It's mine!
You're fired.
Antonia is gonna be
running the show now.
[Men changing "Cooper"]
Bastards!
[Chanting continues]
Can I pour you a
goblet o' Cabernet?
[Chanting continues]
♪♪
Just got greenlit, Coop.
It's just a pilot.
You never know.
Could be on for seven seasons.
Seven more years
in Los Angeles?
[Inhales sharply]
Mnh-mnh.
[Cellphone chimes]
Holy cannoli.
We got the contract
for the bar in Buffalo.
[Laughs]
Oh! A show and a branch of
Cooper's in your hometown.
Your cup
has runneth over.
What are you
talking about?
You signed a deal
with Cyrus Long.
For a TV show.
This is to franchise a bar.
Do you not read contracts
before you sign them?
No? Just
You just sign?
Section 4B.
"Licensee hereby assigns
all ancillary rights herein,
existing or unknown,
including brick-and-mortar
franchises of Cooper's Bar."
"Shall remain
the sole and exclusive
right of licensure herein."
Wait, what?
-What the fuck does that mean?
The studio owns the bar.
All:
The studio owns the bar?!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Something in my heart
gone missing ♪
I never thought
I would lose my self ♪
But then there is no denying
The fact I know
I wasn't ready for life ♪
♪♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a reason ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I can never be wrong ♪
Sometimes I feel like there
is something more than I want ♪
Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a ♪
Sometimes I feel like I can
turn the world upside down ♪