Die Hart (2020) s01e06 Episode Script
The Godfather
1
[CLANGING, GRUNTING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Kevin, come on. Open it later.
We're supposed to be at the soundstage.
I'm almost there. Wait a second.
Shit.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's a necklace.
It's got "RBG." [GASPS]
"R" is for "Rodrigo."
That guy that he murdered.
Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest.
You've got to sneak that
shit back into his office
before he figures out you stole it.
WILCOX: Rise and shine! Let's go!
- [CLAPS] Come on! Let's go!
- Shit.
Put this on your side.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
♪
All right, class.
It's a fun day today.
It's a big day.
Behind that door,
I got a very big surprise for you.
We get to see daylight
for the first time?
Nope. Any other guesses?
Gonna open the door up and
a panther gonna come through
and maul us to death?
Getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
Why am I getting warmer?
A source of protein
other than beef jerky?
- That would be great.
- Watch this.
- KEVIN: Unbelievable. Please.
- Some fruit, like a smoothie?
Josh Hartnett!
- Hey!
- [GASPS]
- Hey!
- Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out!
Ooh.
Get off me.
[CHUCKLES] My favorite alumni.
- Class, third week, April 1999.
- Aw.
- Come on. That's
- Come on.
Oh, my God.
Is it possible that
you're too beautiful?
[LAUGHS]
Um, yeah. [STAMMERS]
Kiss my, um
You smile a lot.
- What the fuck did you just say?
- I
Kev, I'm so glad you're here, man.
This is gonna change your life.
I mean, when Ron finished with me,
I shot Pearl Harbor, Black
Hawk Down, Hollywood Homicide.
- Right?
- Should've probably left the last one out.
JOSH: When I first came
here, I was nothing!
I was, like, 100 pounds soaking wet.
By the time I was out of
here, I felt invincible.
I felt like
Academy Award winner
Matt Damon or some shit.
[LAUGHS] You're too much.
He's too much. Why
don't you guys catch up?
- And, Agent King
- Yes.
let's talk motivation.
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Kev.
How's it going so far, man?
It is not going good.
This place is like a
prison. Do you hear me?
And I think Coach Ron
is trying to kill me.
Come on. That's just
his way. Look at him.
- He's a teddy bear.
- He ain't no teddy bear!
He's the complete
opposite of a teddy bear.
And I believe he murdered somebody.
I think he murdered
a Colombian drug lord.
I think he did it. A guy
named Rodrigo was here.
- Oh, God, man.
- I think I think he murdered someone.
You crack me up, Kev.
- Oh, you're serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
I went snooping around in his office,
and I think I found a
keepsake from the murder.
It was a necklace. It's got "RBG."
Ron murdered someone
and kept a necklace?
Like Dexter?
- Josh, listen to me.
- Yeah.
We need to call the cops.
- Okay.
- We need to get the people from out there to come in here.
- Okay.
- I'm talking about the feds, the D.A.
WILCOX: What are we whispering about?
Nothing.
We're talking about workouts.
I told him my workout,
his workout. It's nothing much.
- We're not talking about nothing.
- How's my goddaughter?
Oh, man, she is growing like a weed.
- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah? Let's see that.
- Goddaughter?
- Let's see that.
- Oh! Aw!
- Look at her.
- She misses her Uncle Ronny, though.
- Well, you tell her
that her Uncle Ronny misses
that little pumpkin head, too.
- Yeah.
- [CRYING]
Hey. Hey.
Why the sad face? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
[EXHALES]
I can't find my special necklace.
The one that I had
custom-made with "RBG"
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.
She's my favorite Supreme Court justice.
I mean, I love her dissenting opinions.
Let me tell you something
if I find out that someone
stole it, I'll kill 'em.
I'll kill 'em!
Hey, you have to think
positive thoughts.
We're gonna find it.
It's gonna turn up soon.
I promise you.
It's gonna turn up soon.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
WILCOX: Today, we're
doing firearm stunts.
We've got Officer Hartnett, who
is a corrupt cop who's gone rogue.
We've got Agent King and Agent Hart.
You finally found him in this chop shop.
And this is where the
shoot-out will take place.
- Now, here is your gun.
- Nice.
Don't you ever accept a gun like that!
It's always from the back.
You passed it to me frontwards.
That was a test. You failed.
Now, these firearms are loaded, okay?
So please be careful
how you handle them.
Well, we don't have to be that careful,
'cause there's there's
blanks in 'em, right?
Not loaded loaded, just
They're blanks, correct?
No. Coach Ron, that's
not gonna do it for me.
I need a verbal confirmation
that it's blanks in this gun.
- What do you think?
- Yes or no, are there blanks in this gun?
Come on, Kevin. Get your
head in the game, man.
Josh, my head's in the game.
I'm just trying to be safe.
And he still didn't say yes or no.
Yes.
- JOSH: Yes. You heard him.
- Okay.
Everyone in wardrobe. I'll
see you in ten right back here.
We start the shoot-out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hey, what are you doing?
- Get into costume.
- No.
Not me. I'm not doing it.
Kevin, you're being paranoid.
We all heard him say they were blanks.
My gun has blanks.
I guarantee you that.
But I bet you Josh
he's got a fully loaded fucking pistol.
Now, Ron already tried to kill me once.
Right now, he's probably willing
to go all the fucking way.
I'm not doing it.
Try to make it look
like a goddamn accident.
That's exactly what he'll do.
"Kevin Hart accidentally killed
in Ron Wilcox's Action School."
No, thank you.
First of all, Josh would never do that.
He is sweet and sensitive.
I bet he's tender.
Probably.
Okay, what the fuck is over there?
Huh? I bet he's none of those things.
He and Ron, they're like this.
Fucking godfather to his kids.
Didn't say shit about that.
- And they know I got the necklace!
- So put it back.
I can't put it back,
'cause it's too late.
They know I got the goddamn necklace.
You know what, it's
not safe for me here.
- I got to go.
- Oh, so you're just gonna give up
on your lifelong dream because
you're afraid of getting shot?
Fuck that dream!
Hey, look, I'm leaving.
You got a choice.
Come with me.
Uh
[EXHALES]
I can't.
I'm sorry.
This is my shot.
I understand.
It is your shot, and you deserve it.
Okay.
Nice.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- Turn the other.
- All right, here we go.
- One, two, three.
- And go.
[EXHALES, MIMICS GUNSHOT]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yes!
♪
[BIRDS CAWING]
[GROANS] What a dick.
- Where the fuck is my car?
- [KEYS JANGLE]
You got to be kidding me.
Oh!
Motherfucker!
[ALARM CHIRPING]
Oh!
[ALARM CHIRPS]
[ALARM CHIRPING]
[ALARM CHIRPS, LOCK CLICKS]
He killed my car.
He killed my fucking car.
WILCOX: Kevin! Kevin!
Where are you?!
- Come out, come out, wherever you are!
- Oh, shit. Shit.
Shit.
[CLANGING, GRUNTING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Kevin, come on. Open it later.
We're supposed to be at the soundstage.
I'm almost there. Wait a second.
Shit.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's a necklace.
It's got "RBG." [GASPS]
"R" is for "Rodrigo."
That guy that he murdered.
Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest.
You've got to sneak that
shit back into his office
before he figures out you stole it.
WILCOX: Rise and shine! Let's go!
- [CLAPS] Come on! Let's go!
- Shit.
Put this on your side.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
♪
All right, class.
It's a fun day today.
It's a big day.
Behind that door,
I got a very big surprise for you.
We get to see daylight
for the first time?
Nope. Any other guesses?
Gonna open the door up and
a panther gonna come through
and maul us to death?
Getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
Why am I getting warmer?
A source of protein
other than beef jerky?
- That would be great.
- Watch this.
- KEVIN: Unbelievable. Please.
- Some fruit, like a smoothie?
Josh Hartnett!
- Hey!
- [GASPS]
- Hey!
- Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out!
Ooh.
Get off me.
[CHUCKLES] My favorite alumni.
- Class, third week, April 1999.
- Aw.
- Come on. That's
- Come on.
Oh, my God.
Is it possible that
you're too beautiful?
[LAUGHS]
Um, yeah. [STAMMERS]
Kiss my, um
You smile a lot.
- What the fuck did you just say?
- I
Kev, I'm so glad you're here, man.
This is gonna change your life.
I mean, when Ron finished with me,
I shot Pearl Harbor, Black
Hawk Down, Hollywood Homicide.
- Right?
- Should've probably left the last one out.
JOSH: When I first came
here, I was nothing!
I was, like, 100 pounds soaking wet.
By the time I was out of
here, I felt invincible.
I felt like
Academy Award winner
Matt Damon or some shit.
[LAUGHS] You're too much.
He's too much. Why
don't you guys catch up?
- And, Agent King
- Yes.
let's talk motivation.
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Kev.
How's it going so far, man?
It is not going good.
This place is like a
prison. Do you hear me?
And I think Coach Ron
is trying to kill me.
Come on. That's just
his way. Look at him.
- He's a teddy bear.
- He ain't no teddy bear!
He's the complete
opposite of a teddy bear.
And I believe he murdered somebody.
I think he murdered
a Colombian drug lord.
I think he did it. A guy
named Rodrigo was here.
- Oh, God, man.
- I think I think he murdered someone.
You crack me up, Kev.
- Oh, you're serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
I went snooping around in his office,
and I think I found a
keepsake from the murder.
It was a necklace. It's got "RBG."
Ron murdered someone
and kept a necklace?
Like Dexter?
- Josh, listen to me.
- Yeah.
We need to call the cops.
- Okay.
- We need to get the people from out there to come in here.
- Okay.
- I'm talking about the feds, the D.A.
WILCOX: What are we whispering about?
Nothing.
We're talking about workouts.
I told him my workout,
his workout. It's nothing much.
- We're not talking about nothing.
- How's my goddaughter?
Oh, man, she is growing like a weed.
- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah? Let's see that.
- Goddaughter?
- Let's see that.
- Oh! Aw!
- Look at her.
- She misses her Uncle Ronny, though.
- Well, you tell her
that her Uncle Ronny misses
that little pumpkin head, too.
- Yeah.
- [CRYING]
Hey. Hey.
Why the sad face? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
[EXHALES]
I can't find my special necklace.
The one that I had
custom-made with "RBG"
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.
She's my favorite Supreme Court justice.
I mean, I love her dissenting opinions.
Let me tell you something
if I find out that someone
stole it, I'll kill 'em.
I'll kill 'em!
Hey, you have to think
positive thoughts.
We're gonna find it.
It's gonna turn up soon.
I promise you.
It's gonna turn up soon.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
WILCOX: Today, we're
doing firearm stunts.
We've got Officer Hartnett, who
is a corrupt cop who's gone rogue.
We've got Agent King and Agent Hart.
You finally found him in this chop shop.
And this is where the
shoot-out will take place.
- Now, here is your gun.
- Nice.
Don't you ever accept a gun like that!
It's always from the back.
You passed it to me frontwards.
That was a test. You failed.
Now, these firearms are loaded, okay?
So please be careful
how you handle them.
Well, we don't have to be that careful,
'cause there's there's
blanks in 'em, right?
Not loaded loaded, just
They're blanks, correct?
No. Coach Ron, that's
not gonna do it for me.
I need a verbal confirmation
that it's blanks in this gun.
- What do you think?
- Yes or no, are there blanks in this gun?
Come on, Kevin. Get your
head in the game, man.
Josh, my head's in the game.
I'm just trying to be safe.
And he still didn't say yes or no.
Yes.
- JOSH: Yes. You heard him.
- Okay.
Everyone in wardrobe. I'll
see you in ten right back here.
We start the shoot-out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hey, what are you doing?
- Get into costume.
- No.
Not me. I'm not doing it.
Kevin, you're being paranoid.
We all heard him say they were blanks.
My gun has blanks.
I guarantee you that.
But I bet you Josh
he's got a fully loaded fucking pistol.
Now, Ron already tried to kill me once.
Right now, he's probably willing
to go all the fucking way.
I'm not doing it.
Try to make it look
like a goddamn accident.
That's exactly what he'll do.
"Kevin Hart accidentally killed
in Ron Wilcox's Action School."
No, thank you.
First of all, Josh would never do that.
He is sweet and sensitive.
I bet he's tender.
Probably.
Okay, what the fuck is over there?
Huh? I bet he's none of those things.
He and Ron, they're like this.
Fucking godfather to his kids.
Didn't say shit about that.
- And they know I got the necklace!
- So put it back.
I can't put it back,
'cause it's too late.
They know I got the goddamn necklace.
You know what, it's
not safe for me here.
- I got to go.
- Oh, so you're just gonna give up
on your lifelong dream because
you're afraid of getting shot?
Fuck that dream!
Hey, look, I'm leaving.
You got a choice.
Come with me.
Uh
[EXHALES]
I can't.
I'm sorry.
This is my shot.
I understand.
It is your shot, and you deserve it.
Okay.
Nice.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- Turn the other.
- All right, here we go.
- One, two, three.
- And go.
[EXHALES, MIMICS GUNSHOT]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yes!
♪
[BIRDS CAWING]
[GROANS] What a dick.
- Where the fuck is my car?
- [KEYS JANGLE]
You got to be kidding me.
Oh!
Motherfucker!
[ALARM CHIRPING]
Oh!
[ALARM CHIRPS]
[ALARM CHIRPING]
[ALARM CHIRPS, LOCK CLICKS]
He killed my car.
He killed my fucking car.
WILCOX: Kevin! Kevin!
Where are you?!
- Come out, come out, wherever you are!
- Oh, shit. Shit.
Shit.