Doogie Kamealoha, M.D. (2021) s01e06 Episode Script
Career Babes
1
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
(SIZZLES)
CLARA: Kai, you haven't moved
from that chair in an hour!
You were supposed to
set the table tonight.
Sorry. You know I hate doing stuff.
That was Principal Peterson
from Liliuokalani High.
She invited me back
as an esteemed alumni
to host a Career Day booth.
Wow, Lahela, that's impressive!
Going back to high
school sounds miserable.
Remember how bad it was when I was nine?
Nobody wanted to be friends with me.
Everyone looked at me like I
was some weird little mascot.
And for that one football game, I was.
Oh, you looked so cute in that
fighting jellyfish costume.
(CLARA CHUCKLES)
Kai, you know,
Career Day sounds like a fun opportunity
for you to start thinking
about your future,
especially with the SA
just around the corner.
It'll probably be all the useless
jobs like teachers and doctors.
- No offense.
- (SCOFFS)
But I want a chill job that
gives me freedom and fresh air.
Like, I don't know, a mobile
shave ice and flower business?
No, something actually cool.
Oh, what do you think a hot-air
balloon operator gets paid?
Not a lot.
The party's at eight, so people
know it's not a dinner thing.
But I'll have finger
foods, obvs. And dips.
- Gotta have dips.
- Hmm.
Oh, work party? I'll bring Codenames!
Oh, Lahela girl, it's not really
a board game kind of party.
- Dr. Lee hired a bartender.
- Uh, a mixologist.
Which means you can't
legally come. Sorry.
Right, right. The party's
not teen-appropriate.
Like last time. And
the time before that
Sorry, Doog. You know how it is.
You wouldn't want adults at one
of your high school parties, right?
Well, I'm not in high school, so I
don't get invited to those either.
I'm a teenager and a doctor,
but I can't hang out
with teenagers or doctors.
It's kind of the story of my
life, I don't fit in anywhere.
DR. LEE: Wow, that really sucks for you.
If this helps, I also didn't
have a lot of friends growing up.
But later in life, no one
can tell. (CLICKS TONGUE)
- Yeah, no one, no.
- Yeah.
- No one can tell. Yeah. Sure.
- No one.
No one. (SIGHS)
(THEME MUSIC)
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
All right, you caught me.
I was just flashing that
security guard down there.
(SCOFFS) Those are tinted windows.
That explains the indifference.
I was almost offended.
So what do you got for me?
Let me guess, more bad news?
"I'm Doogie, you have
chronic renal failure!
Your kidney is shutting down!"
That is not what I sound like!
So, did you find me a new kidney?
Well, you are on the transplant list
Because your HLA type is rare,
finding a match is very difficult.
Our best bet is still a relative.
Have you reached out to your sister yet?
(SIGHS)
I told you.
Hell will freeze over
before I ask her for a favor.
Frankie, I don't wanna scare you,
but finding a kidney donor takes time.
Time you may not have.
So
Maybe I could call her?
(CLICKS TONGUE) By all means, reach out.
If you feel like getting criticized.
I can handle it.
I was raised by a woman from Philly,
who was also raised
by a woman from Philly.
My grandma called me a wimp because
I've never been in a bar fight.
- I'm 16.
- Oh, well, that's no excuse.
That's what she said.
Lahela, you have the
most popular booth here!
I can't believe you were nervous.
I know! All the students here
are actually super friendly.
Way nicer than my doctor
friends that always ditch me.
And I thought coming back to
high school was gonna be scary.
You need to watch less Riverdale.
Okay, I think I've narrowed it down
to magician or dolphin masseuse.
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
Ugh. Here come the worst of the worst.
The Liliuokalani dance team.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
Dance all night
don't my look right? ♪
Can't pass on a chance
raise your hands up like ♪
You a superstar,
I might lose my bra ♪
Show, come watch,
grab a brush, mic drop ♪
Sold out concert in the bathtub ♪
WALTER: Why don’t you like The Royals?
STEPH: Yeah, you love to dance.
I'm always workin' it at our
TikTok nights! You should join!
Me? Never gonna happen.
STEPH: I'm not even interested.
Those snotty dum-dums strut
around like they own the place.
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
STEPH: I mean, who would want
to be in a big group of friends
with matching scrunchies and jackets
and are always laughing, and
getting invited to parties,
and calling each other "babe"?
Yeah, who wants that?
You know I've homeroom
with a couple of 'em.
They're actually really nice.
Oh, so popular athletes are
nice to other popular athletes?
Imagine that.
Hey, guys!
OMG, you're Lahela, right? I'm Olivia!
I actually came over
to ask a tiny favor.
I know you're a busy
doctor, so no presh, obvs.
(INAUDIBLE MOUTHING)
So, the dance team has
been pulling two-a-days,
because we're rehearsing
for the Channel Six news'
"Local Stars" segment with Rip Tide.
I love that guy. That's awesome!
Thanks!
I was wondering if you
could stop by practice
to give the team some recovery pointers?
Yeah, I could totally come.
To make sure you guys
are dancing and having fun
and laughing and being
friends safely.
- For medical reasons.
- (GIGGLES)
You are amazing.
Thanks, babe!
STEPH: She's so needy.
(MIMICS) Can you make
sure my team is safe?
Come on, Steph, I think
Walter's right. She seems nice.
Not that it matters.
I'm just going to practice
strictly in a professional capacity.
Whatevs, I'm gonna go hit up
the counter-intelligence booth,
and act shady.
See what they do.
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
Hey, guys!
- Hey!
- Hey!
Man, today was awesome!
Awesome?
(GASPS) Did you skip Career Day?
What? No, of course
not. They had free pizza.
Mom, Dad, I found my calling!
I'm gonna be a farmer.
A farmer?
Well, a volunteer organic
farmer, but who needs money?
That's great, Kai.
Hawaii needs more farms.
Sounds like a fun hobby.
Oh, guys, this isn't just my hobby, no.
This is gonna be my career.
Moonstar, Trevor, and Sedona,
who ran the farming
booth, do it full-time.
I'm gonna go and shadow
them tomorrow at the farm.
We're just gonna chill and
become one with the land.
Maybe even have a mud bath?
- Huh.
- (CLARA SIGHS)
Kai, shouldn't you be
gearing up for the SAT?
It's in a few days and I want to
make sure that you're really
I think it's a great idea!
Go on and have fun.
- Thanks, Dad!
- Uh.
Oh, and FYI, I'll probably be home late,
just depends on how long
the massage train goes.
Benny!
That's exactly what I worried about!
He… He wants to mud
bath and chill as a career!
Hey, I'm on your side,
but let's be tactical.
The kid's not famous for his work ethic.
No.
One day of manual labor
and this will all blow over.
Trust me.
Benny Kamealoha.
That's very wise of you.
I'm more than a pretty
face and watermelon quads.
Guys. All this talk about
Career Day got me thinking
about what I wanna do with my life.
And I think I figured it out.
I'm gonna be a supermodel.
A supermodel?
Yeah, you know.
The career path that Cindy, Naomi, Kate,
and the girls blazed back in the '90s?
Do a controversial Calvin ad,
start hanging out with
Pete Davidson, the works.
Sure, sweetie.
The key is finding your light.
(LIVELY MUSIC)
- That's your light.
- Yeah, you found it.
LAHELA: Remember, a lack of
flexibility in your wrists
can increase your potential for injury.
You gotta keep those forearm flexors
and lats from getting too tight.
I'd hit them both with
foam rollers after practice.
Got it. Thanks, babe!
- We'll go in five, babes!
- GIRL: Sure, babe.
So what do you think of the routine?
Oh, it looked ergonomically sound.
No, not like that. I mean,
your non-medical opinion.
You mean as like as a
teenager-teenager, not a doctor-teenager?
Mm-hmm.
I loved it!
That pop and lock? So dope, so Gucci!
But, as a doctor-teenager,
I do have to say,
that high kick at the end could
lead to anterior ankle impingement.
That's a bummer, it was our big finish.
Well, what if you tried
something like this?
(EXHALES) It's a lot
easier on the fibula so
That was actually amazing!
You're a natural.
I love your vibe and you got moves!
Would you wanna dance
with us for Channel Six?
Uh, yeah, I would love to!
Great, then it's official.
Welcome to The Royals, babe.
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
- Hmm.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
What up, son!
On a scale of one to Emily in
Paris, how bad was practice?
(SCOFFS) It was actually fun.
- Like real Paris, without Emily.
- Hold up.
Why are you wearing that?
Oh, this?
They kinda asked me to join the team.
I think you may have misjudged them.
Olivia is actually
really nice and smart.
So, you're just gonna, like,
hang with them and what?
Go to Zippy's after an awesome
party and share a plate of pancakes?
Steph, for the first time,
I'm the right age for
the environment I'm in.
I fit in and it feels incredible!
Wait
Are you jelly?
Steph Denisco is eating
straight up jelly sandwiches!
I'm not jealous!
I don't care, just as long as
we're still on for our TikTok night.
Uh, obviously.
We can't deny the world these moves!
Okay, good, 'cause I've
got a new one for us.
I call it the twist 'n' roll.
Pa! (CHUCKLES)
It's based on my go-to
order at Wetzel's Pretzels.
Hey, I know your mom got fired,
but do you think we can
still get free pretzels?
Totally. She's still dating the manager.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
Dance all night,
don't my look right? ♪
Can't pass on a chance
raise your hands up like ♪
You a superstar,
I might lose my bra ♪
Show, come watch
grab a brush, mic drop ♪
Sold out concert in the bathtub ♪
Goodnight, bad
girls wanna have fun ♪
Moonwalk in the kitchen
with my socks off ♪
I'm all that, bag of
chips and the hot sauce ♪
I'm sexy, no stress,
'cause I'm okay ♪
I'm quick to get
lit, I'm on my way ♪
LeChic, I'm a freak,
locked up get the key ♪
How 'bout feeling great? ♪
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
No, I don't do it for the girls ♪
No, I don't do it for the 'Gram ♪
I'ma do it, do it for me ♪
- I don't just dance ♪
- (ALL GIGGLE)
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
Dr. Choi pulled some strings
and got us Don Ho's
beach house for the party!
Dope mansion plus flair
mixologist equals lit!
Who's Don Ho?
Oh, girl.
You know you're too young to party
with us when you don't
know who Don Ho is!
I know, right? I love Dan Ho.
He's such a great painter?
(LAHELA SIGHS)
I don't even care that you
guys always leave me out.
I got friends my own age now.
I am on The Royals.
(GASPS)
(SCOFFS) You know you're
too old to party with me
when you don't know who The Royals are.
Later, babes.
- Wait, is it a band? Am I old?
- (CHUCKLES)
Good. She doesn't care about the party.
She's got her own thing!
Great, more time for the
three amigos! (BREATHES DEEPLY)
I'm gonna be rocking a
pretty deep V at the party,
so I'm gonna need you
guys to be on nipple watch.
Okay.
(FRANKIE SIGHS)
Hey, Doog, did someone
come in here last night
and put deodorant on me?
Because I'm wearing some, but
I don't remember putting any on.
I doubt it.
That's not really what we do here.
But I have some good news!
I spoke with your sister, Patty,
on the phone and she's here!
(SOFT MUSIC)
Patty.
After all these years
I see you're still going to
that dollar store hairdresser.
Well, you should call her.
She'd do wonders with the
hair coming out of your nose.
Patty! Thank you for
coming in for testing.
I have reviewed the results
and I have great news.
You're a perfect match!
Well, it's only great news
if I'm feeling generous.
You're Frankie's last option.
This is life or death.
(CLICKS TONGUE) You were always lazy.
No surprise your kidney followed suit.
(SCOFFS) I hope it was worth it, Patty.
All that time you spent working
when I quit my job to take care of Mom.
Oh, please.
I was there for Mom and you weren't.
No, Patty, wait!
As a doctor,
I see siblings meet each other
the first day of their lives,
and sit next to
each other on the last.
I know you two have a lot of issues,
but if you walk out that door,
you're never gonna get
the chance to resolve them.
(SIGHS)
I'll do it.
But I have one condition.
After the transplant,
never speak to me again.
Hey, sweetie, how was the farm?
Unreal! Life-changing!
Did you know that pineapples
aren't even apples?
(EXHALES) I can't wait
to go back tomorrow.
I learned that milk
doesn't only come from cows.
Goats. And even almonds.
Like, where are the udders
on those little guys?
Kai, you can't go back tomorrow,
you're taking the SAT, remember?
College isn't in the
cards for me anymore.
I'm actually gonna shred up my SAT book,
it'll make perfect
bedding for the chickens.
You're going to college, dude.
- Yeah.
- Education is important.
I know the shave ice truck seems chill,
but I need my business degree to run it.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
I may not be taking the traditional
path that you want for me,
but this is what I want.
Everything I need to know,
I'll learn at the farm!
Actually, you'll learn it in college.
You're taking the SA
tomorrow and that's final.
KAI: I'm almost an adult.
You can't tell me what
to do with my life.
Guys, I need a name
that matches the face.
I think I'm going to
re-brand to Brione Patrique.
(WAVES CRASHING)
Look what I found in
my neighbor's garbage!
It's either a huge ring
light or an old toilet seat.
Steph, hey!
Hi, babe!
Hey!
What's Olivia doing here?
We were rehearsing for the big show,
and I thought she could
stay for our TikTok night.
We can all hang out
together. It'll be fun.
Oh, okay, I just thought
this was our thing.
- But that's cool
- Hey! Steph, right? I'm Olivia.
I think we have AP Biochem together.
Oh, no, I'm not in science.
I'm taking six art classes
and four study halls.
Right! Well, I've def seen you around!
Weird, I don't think I've seen you.
It's not like you make an
entrance everywhere you go,
or that I've watched all your
ponytail tutorials or anything.
Oh.
Maybe we should get started.
Steph, should we try out your new move?
Oh, the twist 'n' roll?
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
As much as I love that,
I was thinking a half
turn with a shoulder pop
may hit the beat a
little cleaner? Like this!
Let's do that. It works
perfectly with the beat, babe.
(LAHELA CHUCKLES)
You know what, Olivia's
move does work perfectly.
I'm out.
Steph, wait
Okay, I can't get this to slam.
So, I'm just gonna say "slam."
- Slam!
- (WINDOW SLAMS)
Wait, Steph.
What was that up there?
Well, now that you
have a new best friend,
you clearly don't need me anymore. So
Wait. What?
You are my best friend.
Of course, I need you!
No, you don't. You
got the dance team now.
Everything's perfect for you per usual.
Wait, my life is far from perfect.
I'm finally fitting in somewhere
and you can't even be happy for me!
You want me to feel sorry for
you because you're a doctor?
Who gets to dance on TV? With Rip Tide?
I'm not dancing with Rip Tide!
Why do you even care about
fitting into high school anyway?
You're not even in high
school anymore. I am.
Well, you're acting like
you're in pre-school.
A real friend would be happy for me!
Well, then I guess
we're not real friends.
You know what? I'm done.
Now, the only thing
climbing in your window
will be burglars or very smart lizards!
Good. You climbing in my
window was lame anyway.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
(WAVES CRASHING)
Hey, Frankie.
Your vitals look good.
The transplant went perfectly.
- How are you feeling?
- How's Patty?
She's doing well.
She should be coming
out of anesthesia soon.
You know what, doc.
I don't know if I'm
getting soft in my old age,
or it's this sweet cocktail
of meds you got me on,
but I miss Patty.
We used to be inseparable.
She was my best friend.
What even happened between you two?
Everything always worked out for Patty.
Career, family, even
her kidneys were better.
I never should have said that to
her about not saying goodbye to Mom.
We all grieve differently,
and I know that she was just
hurting too much to be there.
PATTY: Well, I was no saint either.
(SOFT MUSIC)
Um, I was having a private
conversation with my underage doctor.
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
Frankie, I may be
speaking out of turn here,
but I didn't push for that operation
so that you could
continue to hold a grudge.
I did it so that you could
live a long and happy life.
And that means letting go of the past
and forgiving.
You two clearly love each other.
I mean, she gave you her kidney.
(LAHELA CHUCKLES)
You shouldn't waste any more time.
- She's right.
- Frankie
you took amazing care of Mom,
and I never thanked you for that.
I'm sorry that I wasn't there.
And I'm sorry that I was so
hard on you all these years.
It would be nice to
have my best friend back.
I'll leave you two, I bet you
have a lot of catching up to do.
I can't believe Kai
actually blew off the SAT.
He disobeyed us, just so he could
go to some hippie-dippy farm!
I believe it. It
hurts, but I believe it.
Oh, great.
There's no service.
I can't even send him a stern text.
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
It's beautiful.
There's Kai!
Sweet, dude.
Oh, my god. Is he working?
He is!
And he looks happy.
Happily working.
I never thought I'd see this.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (EXHALES)
Lahela, congrats on the transplant.
Those kidney sisters were rough.
Listen, we feel bad for leaving you out
just 'cause you're younger than us.
NOELANI: Yeah, Lahela.
We love you, and we want
you to come to the party.
It wouldn't be as fun without you.
Really? (EXHALES)
- What about the bartender?
- Mixologist.
And these two made me cancel him.
It's too late to get
back the security deposit,
so I'll now be charging
a cover at the door.
So what time should I pick you up?
Oh, guys, thank you. I mean,
this means so much to me.
I've wanted to be invited to one
of your parties for forever.
But I can't make it.
Wait, seriously?
Sorry.
There's something
important I have to do.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Whatever, more dip for us. (GRUNTS)
Whatever, more dip for me.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Okay. Before you say
anything, I'm sorry.
I know it was wrong for
me to skip the SAT, but
I've found what I want
to do with my life!
Kai, you shouldn't have disobeyed us.
Yeah, your father is absolutely right.
But I will say, this place is
Incredible? Inspiring? I know.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Welcome to the farm.
That looks so good.
It's non-GMO South Pacific spinach.
Excellent source of Vitamin A,
it can be harvested in
as little as four months.
And we use alkaline
water, so the PH is 6.5.
You've been learning?
A lot actually.
(KAI EXHALES)
I know working here isn't
the traditional career, but
it's important, productive work.
And I'm happy!
That's so nice to hear.
It is nice to see some
fire in your belly.
Come on, I'll show you around.
NARRATOR: The dolphin
enjoys a deep tissue massage.
Wait, for real?
- (THUDS)
- (GLASS CLANKS)
I'm stuck.
Come here. Okay.
Oh, okay. (LAHELA SIGHS)
That was harder than I
thought it was gonna be.
This is the first floor.
Amateur hour.
Steph.
I came to say I'm sorry.
I never wanted to hurt you
or make you feel left behind.
No, I'm sorry.
I love you, Lahela.
I got insecure about
losing my best friend
because everybody loves you.
You're a golden child, a
freakin' genius, a dope dancer.
You don't suck on your
hair when you get nervous,
and you can control the
volume of your own voice!
(SIGHS)
- (SIGHS)
- (STEPH CLEARS THROAT)
What are you talking about?
I've felt like an
outsider my whole life.
This was the first time
I felt like I fit in.
I know, but you're so impressive.
The most impressive thing about
me is you're my best friend.
I don't know. I always had this
deep down fear that I was gonna lose you
to someone who's actually cool.
But Steph, you are the coolest!
You are the funniest,
most creative girl I know.
And you're my best friend.
No one could replace you.
And if me being on the
dance team hurts you,
then I won't perform with them.
I'm quitting.
What? You can't quit The Royals!
Why? I thought you hated them?
It was a defense mechanism, duh.
I didn't think they'd like a gorgeous
but misunderstood dork like me.
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
Trust me. They would love you.
Lahela, you're going to
that taping. And so am I.
I wouldn't miss my BFF
bustin' a move with Rip Tide!
Again, he's not dancing.
At least I hope not.
(BOTH LAUGH)
- Don't even say that!
- Yes.
And Mom, Dad. This is
the farm's owner, Akamu.
Great place you got
here. It's beautiful!
Thank you.
You know, 40 years ago,
this was a pile of dirt.
(AKAMU LAUGHS)
It's become what it is today with
the help of farmers like your son.
Yeah, and now this place produces
some of the healthiest
organic food on the island.
There's still a lot of work to be done.
Ninety percent of
Hawaii's food is imported.
But thanks to volunteers,
we're able to provide locally
grown food for our community.
And it's all sustainable.
We take from the Earth and
we give back to the Earth.
Wow, that is so admirable.
How, how did you get into farming?
Well, I studied Agricultural
Science at U of H.
Oh. So you went to college
to pursue this path?
- That's interesting.
- Of course. (CHUCKLES)
How else do you think I learned
about, uh, plant biology,
and soil chemistry,
and how to manage all this?
So, if someone wants to get into
this field, no pun intended
- (ALL LAUGH)
- you'd recommend college?
Oh, yeah, education is important.
Mm.
You got a great son here.
Yeah, we do. Thank you.
(CLARA SOFT CHUCKLE)
You heard Akamu.
You're going to college, my dude.
You can still work here on weekends,
but you're signing up for the next SAT.
Deal.
Well, I kinda left those
guys hanging over there,
so I should probably get to it.
Thanks, guys.
Proud of you.
(CHUCKLES)
Kai's gonna be all right.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
So, it looks like we have
a doctor, a farmer, and a
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover boy.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Royals, this is it, babes!
The big moment!
- (ALL CHEER)
- Let's go!
I think we need a bigger finish.
We should add back in the high kick.
Uh, I don't know about changing
the routine right before the show?
Plus, didn't you say that was dangerous?
Yeah, but trust me.
If you lean forward
(LAHELA GROANS)
- (GIRLS GASP)
- Oh, I hurt my ankle!
I'm comin'! Mama bear's comin'!
- Here. Careful.
- Thanks, guys.
I think I have a fibula
Maisonneuve fracture.
- It's a sprained ankle.
- (GIRLS CHUCKLE)
I don't think I can dance.
Huh?
Did you hurt your eye too?
OLIVIA: What are we gonna do?
The dance is for seven girls.
I guess we have to cancel.
Wait! Steph can take my place!
Me?
- This Steph?
- Yes, you!
She's been watching us practice.
Plus, she's my BFF. She can do anything.
Great idea!
I can vouch for her,
babes, Steph's got moves!
GIRL: Cool. Great.
So, Steph, do you
wanna join The Royals?
Yes! This is literally my dream
come true. I've dreamt this.
Really? I thought you
hated us. (CHUCKLES)
You always, like, scowl
at me in the hallway.
Yeah, about that
Olivia, do you know what neurosis is?
(ALL LAUGH)
Here. You are going to need this.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
- Welcome, babe.
- (YELLING)
It's your boy, it's your weatherman,
it's your local adrenaline junkie
Rip Tide, comin' at you live!
Due to budget cuts,
I'm now also covering sports,
community outreach, and homicide.
But we've got something special
tonight, and it's not a murder.
The five-time regional champs,
the Liliuokalani High Dance Team!
Hit it, girls!
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
No, I don't do it for the girls ♪
No, I don't do it for the 'Gram ♪
I'ma do it, do it for me ♪
I don't just dance ♪
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
I I I don't give a damn ♪
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
- Go Steph!
- That's my best friend! Whoo!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
Four a.m., took
a shot, can't miss ♪
- Hey!
- I'ma do what I want 'cause I'm famous ♪
Not a care in the world,
put my hair in a twirl ♪
Go, Raya!
(ALL CHEER)
Gonna crawl on the
floor how a cat moves ♪
- Twerk by the mirror in the bathroom ♪
- Yeah!
We been past due for
the time of our lives ♪
Catch a vibe I'll be
on ten the whole night ♪
I don't just dance ♪
- Go, Steph!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
- Go, Steph!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
I'm not a normal doctor
or a typical teen.
Being stuck between two
worlds can be pretty isolating.
Sometimes I feel like I'm
left out everywhere I go.
But I was so focused on trying to fit in
that I lost sight of
where I fit in all along.
You down to put that twist
'n' roll on the Tok, babe?
For you, babe? Always.
All right.
LAHELA: You ready?
Please. (CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
We're renegading,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I got you, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
I need you all night,
come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪
You, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
I need you all night,
come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪
- That was good.
- We did it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
My love is like a
rocket watch it blast off ♪
And I'm feeling so
electric dance my ass off ♪
And even if I wanted
to, I can't stop ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
Baby, let me take you for a ride ♪
♪
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I'm levitating ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
Baby, let me take you for a ride ♪
♪
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I got you, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
Come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
(SIZZLES)
CLARA: Kai, you haven't moved
from that chair in an hour!
You were supposed to
set the table tonight.
Sorry. You know I hate doing stuff.
That was Principal Peterson
from Liliuokalani High.
She invited me back
as an esteemed alumni
to host a Career Day booth.
Wow, Lahela, that's impressive!
Going back to high
school sounds miserable.
Remember how bad it was when I was nine?
Nobody wanted to be friends with me.
Everyone looked at me like I
was some weird little mascot.
And for that one football game, I was.
Oh, you looked so cute in that
fighting jellyfish costume.
(CLARA CHUCKLES)
Kai, you know,
Career Day sounds like a fun opportunity
for you to start thinking
about your future,
especially with the SA
just around the corner.
It'll probably be all the useless
jobs like teachers and doctors.
- No offense.
- (SCOFFS)
But I want a chill job that
gives me freedom and fresh air.
Like, I don't know, a mobile
shave ice and flower business?
No, something actually cool.
Oh, what do you think a hot-air
balloon operator gets paid?
Not a lot.
The party's at eight, so people
know it's not a dinner thing.
But I'll have finger
foods, obvs. And dips.
- Gotta have dips.
- Hmm.
Oh, work party? I'll bring Codenames!
Oh, Lahela girl, it's not really
a board game kind of party.
- Dr. Lee hired a bartender.
- Uh, a mixologist.
Which means you can't
legally come. Sorry.
Right, right. The party's
not teen-appropriate.
Like last time. And
the time before that
Sorry, Doog. You know how it is.
You wouldn't want adults at one
of your high school parties, right?
Well, I'm not in high school, so I
don't get invited to those either.
I'm a teenager and a doctor,
but I can't hang out
with teenagers or doctors.
It's kind of the story of my
life, I don't fit in anywhere.
DR. LEE: Wow, that really sucks for you.
If this helps, I also didn't
have a lot of friends growing up.
But later in life, no one
can tell. (CLICKS TONGUE)
- Yeah, no one, no.
- Yeah.
- No one can tell. Yeah. Sure.
- No one.
No one. (SIGHS)
(THEME MUSIC)
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
All right, you caught me.
I was just flashing that
security guard down there.
(SCOFFS) Those are tinted windows.
That explains the indifference.
I was almost offended.
So what do you got for me?
Let me guess, more bad news?
"I'm Doogie, you have
chronic renal failure!
Your kidney is shutting down!"
That is not what I sound like!
So, did you find me a new kidney?
Well, you are on the transplant list
Because your HLA type is rare,
finding a match is very difficult.
Our best bet is still a relative.
Have you reached out to your sister yet?
(SIGHS)
I told you.
Hell will freeze over
before I ask her for a favor.
Frankie, I don't wanna scare you,
but finding a kidney donor takes time.
Time you may not have.
So
Maybe I could call her?
(CLICKS TONGUE) By all means, reach out.
If you feel like getting criticized.
I can handle it.
I was raised by a woman from Philly,
who was also raised
by a woman from Philly.
My grandma called me a wimp because
I've never been in a bar fight.
- I'm 16.
- Oh, well, that's no excuse.
That's what she said.
Lahela, you have the
most popular booth here!
I can't believe you were nervous.
I know! All the students here
are actually super friendly.
Way nicer than my doctor
friends that always ditch me.
And I thought coming back to
high school was gonna be scary.
You need to watch less Riverdale.
Okay, I think I've narrowed it down
to magician or dolphin masseuse.
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
Ugh. Here come the worst of the worst.
The Liliuokalani dance team.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
Dance all night
don't my look right? ♪
Can't pass on a chance
raise your hands up like ♪
You a superstar,
I might lose my bra ♪
Show, come watch,
grab a brush, mic drop ♪
Sold out concert in the bathtub ♪
WALTER: Why don’t you like The Royals?
STEPH: Yeah, you love to dance.
I'm always workin' it at our
TikTok nights! You should join!
Me? Never gonna happen.
STEPH: I'm not even interested.
Those snotty dum-dums strut
around like they own the place.
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
STEPH: I mean, who would want
to be in a big group of friends
with matching scrunchies and jackets
and are always laughing, and
getting invited to parties,
and calling each other "babe"?
Yeah, who wants that?
You know I've homeroom
with a couple of 'em.
They're actually really nice.
Oh, so popular athletes are
nice to other popular athletes?
Imagine that.
Hey, guys!
OMG, you're Lahela, right? I'm Olivia!
I actually came over
to ask a tiny favor.
I know you're a busy
doctor, so no presh, obvs.
(INAUDIBLE MOUTHING)
So, the dance team has
been pulling two-a-days,
because we're rehearsing
for the Channel Six news'
"Local Stars" segment with Rip Tide.
I love that guy. That's awesome!
Thanks!
I was wondering if you
could stop by practice
to give the team some recovery pointers?
Yeah, I could totally come.
To make sure you guys
are dancing and having fun
and laughing and being
friends safely.
- For medical reasons.
- (GIGGLES)
You are amazing.
Thanks, babe!
STEPH: She's so needy.
(MIMICS) Can you make
sure my team is safe?
Come on, Steph, I think
Walter's right. She seems nice.
Not that it matters.
I'm just going to practice
strictly in a professional capacity.
Whatevs, I'm gonna go hit up
the counter-intelligence booth,
and act shady.
See what they do.
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
Hey, guys!
- Hey!
- Hey!
Man, today was awesome!
Awesome?
(GASPS) Did you skip Career Day?
What? No, of course
not. They had free pizza.
Mom, Dad, I found my calling!
I'm gonna be a farmer.
A farmer?
Well, a volunteer organic
farmer, but who needs money?
That's great, Kai.
Hawaii needs more farms.
Sounds like a fun hobby.
Oh, guys, this isn't just my hobby, no.
This is gonna be my career.
Moonstar, Trevor, and Sedona,
who ran the farming
booth, do it full-time.
I'm gonna go and shadow
them tomorrow at the farm.
We're just gonna chill and
become one with the land.
Maybe even have a mud bath?
- Huh.
- (CLARA SIGHS)
Kai, shouldn't you be
gearing up for the SAT?
It's in a few days and I want to
make sure that you're really
I think it's a great idea!
Go on and have fun.
- Thanks, Dad!
- Uh.
Oh, and FYI, I'll probably be home late,
just depends on how long
the massage train goes.
Benny!
That's exactly what I worried about!
He… He wants to mud
bath and chill as a career!
Hey, I'm on your side,
but let's be tactical.
The kid's not famous for his work ethic.
No.
One day of manual labor
and this will all blow over.
Trust me.
Benny Kamealoha.
That's very wise of you.
I'm more than a pretty
face and watermelon quads.
Guys. All this talk about
Career Day got me thinking
about what I wanna do with my life.
And I think I figured it out.
I'm gonna be a supermodel.
A supermodel?
Yeah, you know.
The career path that Cindy, Naomi, Kate,
and the girls blazed back in the '90s?
Do a controversial Calvin ad,
start hanging out with
Pete Davidson, the works.
Sure, sweetie.
The key is finding your light.
(LIVELY MUSIC)
- That's your light.
- Yeah, you found it.
LAHELA: Remember, a lack of
flexibility in your wrists
can increase your potential for injury.
You gotta keep those forearm flexors
and lats from getting too tight.
I'd hit them both with
foam rollers after practice.
Got it. Thanks, babe!
- We'll go in five, babes!
- GIRL: Sure, babe.
So what do you think of the routine?
Oh, it looked ergonomically sound.
No, not like that. I mean,
your non-medical opinion.
You mean as like as a
teenager-teenager, not a doctor-teenager?
Mm-hmm.
I loved it!
That pop and lock? So dope, so Gucci!
But, as a doctor-teenager,
I do have to say,
that high kick at the end could
lead to anterior ankle impingement.
That's a bummer, it was our big finish.
Well, what if you tried
something like this?
(EXHALES) It's a lot
easier on the fibula so
That was actually amazing!
You're a natural.
I love your vibe and you got moves!
Would you wanna dance
with us for Channel Six?
Uh, yeah, I would love to!
Great, then it's official.
Welcome to The Royals, babe.
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
- Hmm.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)
What up, son!
On a scale of one to Emily in
Paris, how bad was practice?
(SCOFFS) It was actually fun.
- Like real Paris, without Emily.
- Hold up.
Why are you wearing that?
Oh, this?
They kinda asked me to join the team.
I think you may have misjudged them.
Olivia is actually
really nice and smart.
So, you're just gonna, like,
hang with them and what?
Go to Zippy's after an awesome
party and share a plate of pancakes?
Steph, for the first time,
I'm the right age for
the environment I'm in.
I fit in and it feels incredible!
Wait
Are you jelly?
Steph Denisco is eating
straight up jelly sandwiches!
I'm not jealous!
I don't care, just as long as
we're still on for our TikTok night.
Uh, obviously.
We can't deny the world these moves!
Okay, good, 'cause I've
got a new one for us.
I call it the twist 'n' roll.
Pa! (CHUCKLES)
It's based on my go-to
order at Wetzel's Pretzels.
Hey, I know your mom got fired,
but do you think we can
still get free pretzels?
Totally. She's still dating the manager.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
Dance all night,
don't my look right? ♪
Can't pass on a chance
raise your hands up like ♪
You a superstar,
I might lose my bra ♪
Show, come watch
grab a brush, mic drop ♪
Sold out concert in the bathtub ♪
Goodnight, bad
girls wanna have fun ♪
Moonwalk in the kitchen
with my socks off ♪
I'm all that, bag of
chips and the hot sauce ♪
I'm sexy, no stress,
'cause I'm okay ♪
I'm quick to get
lit, I'm on my way ♪
LeChic, I'm a freak,
locked up get the key ♪
How 'bout feeling great? ♪
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
No, I don't do it for the girls ♪
No, I don't do it for the 'Gram ♪
I'ma do it, do it for me ♪
- I don't just dance ♪
- (ALL GIGGLE)
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
Dr. Choi pulled some strings
and got us Don Ho's
beach house for the party!
Dope mansion plus flair
mixologist equals lit!
Who's Don Ho?
Oh, girl.
You know you're too young to party
with us when you don't
know who Don Ho is!
I know, right? I love Dan Ho.
He's such a great painter?
(LAHELA SIGHS)
I don't even care that you
guys always leave me out.
I got friends my own age now.
I am on The Royals.
(GASPS)
(SCOFFS) You know you're
too old to party with me
when you don't know who The Royals are.
Later, babes.
- Wait, is it a band? Am I old?
- (CHUCKLES)
Good. She doesn't care about the party.
She's got her own thing!
Great, more time for the
three amigos! (BREATHES DEEPLY)
I'm gonna be rocking a
pretty deep V at the party,
so I'm gonna need you
guys to be on nipple watch.
Okay.
(FRANKIE SIGHS)
Hey, Doog, did someone
come in here last night
and put deodorant on me?
Because I'm wearing some, but
I don't remember putting any on.
I doubt it.
That's not really what we do here.
But I have some good news!
I spoke with your sister, Patty,
on the phone and she's here!
(SOFT MUSIC)
Patty.
After all these years
I see you're still going to
that dollar store hairdresser.
Well, you should call her.
She'd do wonders with the
hair coming out of your nose.
Patty! Thank you for
coming in for testing.
I have reviewed the results
and I have great news.
You're a perfect match!
Well, it's only great news
if I'm feeling generous.
You're Frankie's last option.
This is life or death.
(CLICKS TONGUE) You were always lazy.
No surprise your kidney followed suit.
(SCOFFS) I hope it was worth it, Patty.
All that time you spent working
when I quit my job to take care of Mom.
Oh, please.
I was there for Mom and you weren't.
No, Patty, wait!
As a doctor,
I see siblings meet each other
the first day of their lives,
and sit next to
each other on the last.
I know you two have a lot of issues,
but if you walk out that door,
you're never gonna get
the chance to resolve them.
(SIGHS)
I'll do it.
But I have one condition.
After the transplant,
never speak to me again.
Hey, sweetie, how was the farm?
Unreal! Life-changing!
Did you know that pineapples
aren't even apples?
(EXHALES) I can't wait
to go back tomorrow.
I learned that milk
doesn't only come from cows.
Goats. And even almonds.
Like, where are the udders
on those little guys?
Kai, you can't go back tomorrow,
you're taking the SAT, remember?
College isn't in the
cards for me anymore.
I'm actually gonna shred up my SAT book,
it'll make perfect
bedding for the chickens.
You're going to college, dude.
- Yeah.
- Education is important.
I know the shave ice truck seems chill,
but I need my business degree to run it.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
I may not be taking the traditional
path that you want for me,
but this is what I want.
Everything I need to know,
I'll learn at the farm!
Actually, you'll learn it in college.
You're taking the SA
tomorrow and that's final.
KAI: I'm almost an adult.
You can't tell me what
to do with my life.
Guys, I need a name
that matches the face.
I think I'm going to
re-brand to Brione Patrique.
(WAVES CRASHING)
Look what I found in
my neighbor's garbage!
It's either a huge ring
light or an old toilet seat.
Steph, hey!
Hi, babe!
Hey!
What's Olivia doing here?
We were rehearsing for the big show,
and I thought she could
stay for our TikTok night.
We can all hang out
together. It'll be fun.
Oh, okay, I just thought
this was our thing.
- But that's cool
- Hey! Steph, right? I'm Olivia.
I think we have AP Biochem together.
Oh, no, I'm not in science.
I'm taking six art classes
and four study halls.
Right! Well, I've def seen you around!
Weird, I don't think I've seen you.
It's not like you make an
entrance everywhere you go,
or that I've watched all your
ponytail tutorials or anything.
Oh.
Maybe we should get started.
Steph, should we try out your new move?
Oh, the twist 'n' roll?
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
As much as I love that,
I was thinking a half
turn with a shoulder pop
may hit the beat a
little cleaner? Like this!
Let's do that. It works
perfectly with the beat, babe.
(LAHELA CHUCKLES)
You know what, Olivia's
move does work perfectly.
I'm out.
Steph, wait
Okay, I can't get this to slam.
So, I'm just gonna say "slam."
- Slam!
- (WINDOW SLAMS)
Wait, Steph.
What was that up there?
Well, now that you
have a new best friend,
you clearly don't need me anymore. So
Wait. What?
You are my best friend.
Of course, I need you!
No, you don't. You
got the dance team now.
Everything's perfect for you per usual.
Wait, my life is far from perfect.
I'm finally fitting in somewhere
and you can't even be happy for me!
You want me to feel sorry for
you because you're a doctor?
Who gets to dance on TV? With Rip Tide?
I'm not dancing with Rip Tide!
Why do you even care about
fitting into high school anyway?
You're not even in high
school anymore. I am.
Well, you're acting like
you're in pre-school.
A real friend would be happy for me!
Well, then I guess
we're not real friends.
You know what? I'm done.
Now, the only thing
climbing in your window
will be burglars or very smart lizards!
Good. You climbing in my
window was lame anyway.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
(WAVES CRASHING)
Hey, Frankie.
Your vitals look good.
The transplant went perfectly.
- How are you feeling?
- How's Patty?
She's doing well.
She should be coming
out of anesthesia soon.
You know what, doc.
I don't know if I'm
getting soft in my old age,
or it's this sweet cocktail
of meds you got me on,
but I miss Patty.
We used to be inseparable.
She was my best friend.
What even happened between you two?
Everything always worked out for Patty.
Career, family, even
her kidneys were better.
I never should have said that to
her about not saying goodbye to Mom.
We all grieve differently,
and I know that she was just
hurting too much to be there.
PATTY: Well, I was no saint either.
(SOFT MUSIC)
Um, I was having a private
conversation with my underage doctor.
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
Frankie, I may be
speaking out of turn here,
but I didn't push for that operation
so that you could
continue to hold a grudge.
I did it so that you could
live a long and happy life.
And that means letting go of the past
and forgiving.
You two clearly love each other.
I mean, she gave you her kidney.
(LAHELA CHUCKLES)
You shouldn't waste any more time.
- She's right.
- Frankie
you took amazing care of Mom,
and I never thanked you for that.
I'm sorry that I wasn't there.
And I'm sorry that I was so
hard on you all these years.
It would be nice to
have my best friend back.
I'll leave you two, I bet you
have a lot of catching up to do.
I can't believe Kai
actually blew off the SAT.
He disobeyed us, just so he could
go to some hippie-dippy farm!
I believe it. It
hurts, but I believe it.
Oh, great.
There's no service.
I can't even send him a stern text.
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
It's beautiful.
There's Kai!
Sweet, dude.
Oh, my god. Is he working?
He is!
And he looks happy.
Happily working.
I never thought I'd see this.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (EXHALES)
Lahela, congrats on the transplant.
Those kidney sisters were rough.
Listen, we feel bad for leaving you out
just 'cause you're younger than us.
NOELANI: Yeah, Lahela.
We love you, and we want
you to come to the party.
It wouldn't be as fun without you.
Really? (EXHALES)
- What about the bartender?
- Mixologist.
And these two made me cancel him.
It's too late to get
back the security deposit,
so I'll now be charging
a cover at the door.
So what time should I pick you up?
Oh, guys, thank you. I mean,
this means so much to me.
I've wanted to be invited to one
of your parties for forever.
But I can't make it.
Wait, seriously?
Sorry.
There's something
important I have to do.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Whatever, more dip for us. (GRUNTS)
Whatever, more dip for me.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Okay. Before you say
anything, I'm sorry.
I know it was wrong for
me to skip the SAT, but
I've found what I want
to do with my life!
Kai, you shouldn't have disobeyed us.
Yeah, your father is absolutely right.
But I will say, this place is
Incredible? Inspiring? I know.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Welcome to the farm.
That looks so good.
It's non-GMO South Pacific spinach.
Excellent source of Vitamin A,
it can be harvested in
as little as four months.
And we use alkaline
water, so the PH is 6.5.
You've been learning?
A lot actually.
(KAI EXHALES)
I know working here isn't
the traditional career, but
it's important, productive work.
And I'm happy!
That's so nice to hear.
It is nice to see some
fire in your belly.
Come on, I'll show you around.
NARRATOR: The dolphin
enjoys a deep tissue massage.
Wait, for real?
- (THUDS)
- (GLASS CLANKS)
I'm stuck.
Come here. Okay.
Oh, okay. (LAHELA SIGHS)
That was harder than I
thought it was gonna be.
This is the first floor.
Amateur hour.
Steph.
I came to say I'm sorry.
I never wanted to hurt you
or make you feel left behind.
No, I'm sorry.
I love you, Lahela.
I got insecure about
losing my best friend
because everybody loves you.
You're a golden child, a
freakin' genius, a dope dancer.
You don't suck on your
hair when you get nervous,
and you can control the
volume of your own voice!
(SIGHS)
- (SIGHS)
- (STEPH CLEARS THROAT)
What are you talking about?
I've felt like an
outsider my whole life.
This was the first time
I felt like I fit in.
I know, but you're so impressive.
The most impressive thing about
me is you're my best friend.
I don't know. I always had this
deep down fear that I was gonna lose you
to someone who's actually cool.
But Steph, you are the coolest!
You are the funniest,
most creative girl I know.
And you're my best friend.
No one could replace you.
And if me being on the
dance team hurts you,
then I won't perform with them.
I'm quitting.
What? You can't quit The Royals!
Why? I thought you hated them?
It was a defense mechanism, duh.
I didn't think they'd like a gorgeous
but misunderstood dork like me.
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
Trust me. They would love you.
Lahela, you're going to
that taping. And so am I.
I wouldn't miss my BFF
bustin' a move with Rip Tide!
Again, he's not dancing.
At least I hope not.
(BOTH LAUGH)
- Don't even say that!
- Yes.
And Mom, Dad. This is
the farm's owner, Akamu.
Great place you got
here. It's beautiful!
Thank you.
You know, 40 years ago,
this was a pile of dirt.
(AKAMU LAUGHS)
It's become what it is today with
the help of farmers like your son.
Yeah, and now this place produces
some of the healthiest
organic food on the island.
There's still a lot of work to be done.
Ninety percent of
Hawaii's food is imported.
But thanks to volunteers,
we're able to provide locally
grown food for our community.
And it's all sustainable.
We take from the Earth and
we give back to the Earth.
Wow, that is so admirable.
How, how did you get into farming?
Well, I studied Agricultural
Science at U of H.
Oh. So you went to college
to pursue this path?
- That's interesting.
- Of course. (CHUCKLES)
How else do you think I learned
about, uh, plant biology,
and soil chemistry,
and how to manage all this?
So, if someone wants to get into
this field, no pun intended
- (ALL LAUGH)
- you'd recommend college?
Oh, yeah, education is important.
Mm.
You got a great son here.
Yeah, we do. Thank you.
(CLARA SOFT CHUCKLE)
You heard Akamu.
You're going to college, my dude.
You can still work here on weekends,
but you're signing up for the next SAT.
Deal.
Well, I kinda left those
guys hanging over there,
so I should probably get to it.
Thanks, guys.
Proud of you.
(CHUCKLES)
Kai's gonna be all right.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
So, it looks like we have
a doctor, a farmer, and a
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover boy.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(TRANQUIL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Royals, this is it, babes!
The big moment!
- (ALL CHEER)
- Let's go!
I think we need a bigger finish.
We should add back in the high kick.
Uh, I don't know about changing
the routine right before the show?
Plus, didn't you say that was dangerous?
Yeah, but trust me.
If you lean forward
(LAHELA GROANS)
- (GIRLS GASP)
- Oh, I hurt my ankle!
I'm comin'! Mama bear's comin'!
- Here. Careful.
- Thanks, guys.
I think I have a fibula
Maisonneuve fracture.
- It's a sprained ankle.
- (GIRLS CHUCKLE)
I don't think I can dance.
Huh?
Did you hurt your eye too?
OLIVIA: What are we gonna do?
The dance is for seven girls.
I guess we have to cancel.
Wait! Steph can take my place!
Me?
- This Steph?
- Yes, you!
She's been watching us practice.
Plus, she's my BFF. She can do anything.
Great idea!
I can vouch for her,
babes, Steph's got moves!
GIRL: Cool. Great.
So, Steph, do you
wanna join The Royals?
Yes! This is literally my dream
come true. I've dreamt this.
Really? I thought you
hated us. (CHUCKLES)
You always, like, scowl
at me in the hallway.
Yeah, about that
Olivia, do you know what neurosis is?
(ALL LAUGH)
Here. You are going to need this.
("DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING"
BY IGGY AZALEA & TINASHE)
- Welcome, babe.
- (YELLING)
It's your boy, it's your weatherman,
it's your local adrenaline junkie
Rip Tide, comin' at you live!
Due to budget cuts,
I'm now also covering sports,
community outreach, and homicide.
But we've got something special
tonight, and it's not a murder.
The five-time regional champs,
the Liliuokalani High Dance Team!
Hit it, girls!
If you hate you could leave ♪
No, I don't do it for the boys ♪
No, I don't do it for the girls ♪
No, I don't do it for the 'Gram ♪
I'ma do it, do it for me ♪
I don't just dance ♪
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
I I I don't give a damn ♪
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
- Go Steph!
- That's my best friend! Whoo!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
Four a.m., took
a shot, can't miss ♪
- Hey!
- I'ma do what I want 'cause I'm famous ♪
Not a care in the world,
put my hair in a twirl ♪
Go, Raya!
(ALL CHEER)
Gonna crawl on the
floor how a cat moves ♪
- Twerk by the mirror in the bathroom ♪
- Yeah!
We been past due for
the time of our lives ♪
Catch a vibe I'll be
on ten the whole night ♪
I don't just dance ♪
- Go, Steph!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
- Go, Steph!
- I dance like nobody's watching ♪
Once I start, I can't stop it ♪
I'm not a normal doctor
or a typical teen.
Being stuck between two
worlds can be pretty isolating.
Sometimes I feel like I'm
left out everywhere I go.
But I was so focused on trying to fit in
that I lost sight of
where I fit in all along.
You down to put that twist
'n' roll on the Tok, babe?
For you, babe? Always.
All right.
LAHELA: You ready?
Please. (CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
We're renegading,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I got you, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
I need you all night,
come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪
You, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
I need you all night,
come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪
- That was good.
- We did it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
My love is like a
rocket watch it blast off ♪
And I'm feeling so
electric dance my ass off ♪
And even if I wanted
to, I can't stop ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
Baby, let me take you for a ride ♪
♪
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I'm levitating ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
You can fly away with me tonight ♪
Baby, let me take you for a ride ♪
♪
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
I got you, moonlight,
you're my starlight ♪
Come on, dance with me ♪
I'm levitating ♪