Doraemon (2014) s01e06 Episode Script

1 Hei, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But, things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cuz here we go again.
Hey, why do you have two gloves? Well, My glove is all old and worn out.
But Noby's glove looks brand-new! And what's weird is, we've both had our gloves for the same amount of time.
The difference is, unlike you, I take care of my things.
Yeah, right! You're the worst player on the field.
You've never caught a single ball! That's why this glove looks so good, because you're so bad at baseball! I am not! I've got an idea.
You guys should swap gloves.
I mean, it should be used, right? Yeah! Whaaa?! That's a great idea! This glove's just going to waste with Noby anyway.
But I still need a glove Uhh! Thanks, man.
See ya! Enjoy that ratty old mitt! Hey, that's not a fair trade! What, you don't like my old glove?! Hmm?! Love it.
Doraemon! Noby! Hey, what's the matter? Your dad he did something truly terrible! He ate the last Yummy Bun! I'm sorry, Doraemon.
If I'd known it was the last one, I wouldn't have eaten it.
Don't worry, buddy, he'll get you another one.
Yeah, but I wanted this one.
Well, you still have half of it left.
But I want more than half.
- I know, I've got just the thing! - You do? I'll use the Woodcutter's Pond! Ahem! Looks more like a kiddie pool to me.
You've heard the tale about the Honest Woodcutter before, haven't you? Yea Nah.
This is the tale of the Honest Woodcutter.
Once upon a time, an honest woodcutter was cutting down a tree, when suddenly his hand slipped and he dropped the only ax he had into a nearby pond.
- Huh? - Little did he know the lake was enchanted! A beautiful lady appeared! - I thought you said she was beautiful.
- Shhh! Pay attention! And then the woodcutter said Whoa, who are you? I am the Lady of the Lake.
Did you by any chance drop this gold ax or this silver ax? She sure sounds funny for a lady.
That's not important to the story! And if you ask me, she sounds lovely.
Neither of those are mine.
I dropped a plain old iron ax.
I can see that you are an honest person, and I shall reward your honesty by giving you all three axes! Wow, you mean it? This is so cool! Thank you, thank you, thank you! The next day the Honest Woodcutter tells his friend about the three axes he received.
And so his friend, also a woodcutter, decides to go to the pond and try his luck as well.
Ha ha ha ha! This has to be the place! Okay, lovely lady, come on up.
Did you by any chance drop this gold ax or this silver ax into the water? And the Greedy Woodcutter answered Why, yes! Both of those belong to me! You are a greedy liar! And I don't give anything to greedy liars! So the Lady of the Lake, angry and disappointed, went back into the water.
Hey! Don't I even get my junky old ax back?! What a rip!!! And that is the story.
- Yay.
- Come on, it's awesome! Just drop the half-eaten Yummy Bun into the pond.
Ha ha ha! Whoo! Did you by any chance drop this gigantic Yummy Bun into the water? Uh You gotta be honest.
Tell a lie and you won't get anything.
Nope, I dropped a half-eaten Yummy Bun into the pond.
I see that you are an honest individual.
I reward your honesty ing you this giant Yummy Bun.
Ha ha ha! Mmm-mm! Uh Ta-da! Hey, wait a minute.
Shouldn't she e back the half-eaten Yummy Bun too? This is a pond, not a lake.
The rules are different.
Right.
No, wait.
I'm brilliant! What if I drop this old glove in the pond? Go ahead.
Sweet! Did you by any chance drop this shiny, brand-new glove into the water? No, no.
The glove I dropped was all old and worn out.
I can see that you are an honest person, and I'll reward your honesty by giving you this shiny new glove.
- Awesome! - See? It always pays to be honest.
Check it out! I got a brand-new glove Noby! How'd you do on the math test today? Oh, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Hey, I'll drop it in the water and turn it into a perfect score.
Huh?! Stop stalling and show me that Did you by any chance drop this beautiful sheet of paper into the water? No, that's not mine! That's not mine at all! You are clearly and honest person.
I'll reward you with this beautiful sheet of paper despite it being marred by a horrible failing grade.
What?! How could you get a zero! You didn't get one right?! Explain yourself! Uh, you look pretty? Goodbye! - Get back here right now! - Hold on, Noby! Wait for me!!! That didn't work at all.
Yap, Prettying up a zero is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Hey, I know! Let's take the Woodcutter's Pond over to Sue's house and see if there's anything old she wants to swap out.
Yeah, she's the perfect person to share this with! She'll be way excited, I know it! Oh, yeah? Why is that? What's she gettin' that'll make her so happy? - Oh, uh, nothing important.
- Yeah, it's lame.
- Well, after you, sir? - Indeedy! Huh? Something doesn't smell right with those two.
- Then I say we follow 'em! - Come on! Sue! You home? Coming! Oh.
Hey, guys, it's you.
What's going on? I've got a surprise! Doraemon has something amazing, and you've gotta check it out! Really? - If it's something cool, I want in! - What you said! Okey-dokey! It's all set and ready to go.
Hmm.
Whoa.
I brought this dress.
It's my favorite, but I'm afraid it's gotten a little ratty in places.
Then drop it into the pond and it'll come back better then ever.
Well, if you say so.
Did you by any chance drop this beautiful new dress into the water? No, huh-unh.
The one I dropped in was old and worn out.
I can see that you are an honest person.
I will reward your honesty by giving you this beautiful new dress.
No way! I can't believe it! I got a new dress! Pretty cool, isn't it? Yup, totally cool.
On us again, huh? If it's for real, then we want in on it too! Stay put! Be right back! So, which epically awesome thing should I take and make even more awesomer? Hey, did I get here before Big G? Then I get to go first! So what did you bring to swap out, Sneech? This guy! But that thing's brand-new! That 3-D player just barely hit the stores! You can't get better than that! What? This piece of junk? It's almost three weeks old already.
Ancient! Huh? Did you by any chance drop this brand-new handheld 3-D game palm into the water? Yeah, that looks exactly like the one I dropped.
What's up with that? Yep, mine.
Definitely mine.
I'd know my incredibly awesome 3-D game palm anywhere! Ahh! That's not how it works! What you have just told me is a lie! And I don't give anything to liars! No!!! Hey, come back here! Where are you going with my cool game palm? It serves you right, Sneech.
You should have told the truth.
Yeah, okay, I get it.
I've learned that lesson now.
Stupid magic pond! Did you by any chance drop this enormous boulder into the water? No! Unh-unh! Not mine! Not mine! I can see that you are an honest person, and I shall reward your honesty by giving you this potentially dangerous boulder.
I don't want it! I don't want it! Aaaah! Oh, yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
Oh, Sneech, are you all right? I have a boulder on my back.
Does it look like I'm all right? Much nicer rock.
Granite.
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's do this! I'm smarter than you nerd brains who brought just one thing.
If by "smarter" you mean "greedier," then yes.
You're just jealous! Aaah! Uhh! Oh, no! Wide load! Goin' down! Huh? Ohh Did any of you by chance drop this beautiful Big G into the water? No, Ours was a whole lot dirtier and way smellier than that guy! Look at that smile! Totally creepy! It's just not right! Take it away! Take it away! I can see that you are all honest people.
I'll reward your honesty by giving you this nice and well-mannered Big G.
Hi, guys.
It sure is a pleasant day, isn't it? The scent of lilacs in the air makes me feel like sharing.
What do we do? I'm not really sure, but there might be a little more peace and quiet if we keep him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that we are friends.
Ha ha ha ha! Aaah! Ranger? Is that you? Ranger, I can't believe it! You came back! Ranger, I'm here! I'm right here, boy! Oh, Ranger! I missed you so much! That was the best story ever! Ranger never once gave up.
He crossed rivers, climbed mountains, and traveled thousands of miles to get back to the boy he loved.
It'd be pretty sweet to have a dog like that.
Mom!!! This house is not getting a dog.
You could read my mind? No, just saw you watching Ranger, Come Home.
When you watch that wizard movie, you wanted a pet griffin.
Doraemon! You want me to give you something that's gonna be close to a dog, don't you? You can read my mind too? Pet Polish! Cool! Put a little of this on a rock, shine it up nicely, and you'll have the best pet ever! Why the heck would I want a pet rock? Trust me, it'll be like having your own dog.
Just give it a try, OK? Uh All right.
Umm Think that rock'll be a good pet? If you like the way it looks, yeah.
I don't know, this is a really big decision.
I'll leave it to fate.
Well, it looks like any other rock, but let's give it a try.
- Am I doing this right? - Let me see.
Yep, just keep at it and you'll be amazed.
OK.
Eek eek! Aaa! That sounds like a m-mouse! And I hate mice!!! Get it away from me! Bummer! Huh? Whoa! Wait a sec! Slow down! Hey, that tickles! Ha ha! Hey, he likes you! Yeah, this really is like having a dog! He even follows me wherever I go.
Guess I should give him a name.
- How about Rocky? - Yeah, I like it.
All right, little guy, then Rocky it is.
Hey, what do I feed him? - Sand and water.
- Awesome! That's a pet food I can afford! Whatcha doin'? Nice castle.
Just gonna take some sand from ya.
Huh? Huh? Sharing's caring.
Attaboy, eat up! There's more where that came from! Weird.
Now what's he doing? I don't know.
It's like he's looking for something.
Now he's digging up the carpet.
Stop digging!!! Bad boy! Huh? Argghh! Noby, if I find a dog in this Wait.
What? Dog? What? You look pretty.
I could have sworn I heard Uh ooh Rocky! What do you think he wants now? I bet he's asking to go for a walk! Ha ha! A good pet owner makes sure to walk their dog every day.
Every day? Who knew owning a pet would be so much work? You see that? Loves going on walks! Yeah! Lead the way, Rocky! Come on! This way! This way! Come on, boy! Betcha you can't catch me! He likes digging.
I know, let's hide and see if he knows we're gone.
Look! He's trying to find us! Aw, he's really worried.
Tell him where we are.
Hey, Rocky! I'm right here! Rocky! This way, boy! Oh, he loves me! Dang, that was a bull's-eye.
You might want to train him not to jump on your face though.
Hey, Noby! Doraemon! What are you doing? Hey, check it out.
We're walking my new pet Rocky.
Huh? Who's Rocky? Your dog? Not a dog.
A pet rock.
Okay, boy, speak.
Cool! Now give me five.
Wow, he's awesome! I wish I had a pet rock as cute as him.
Doraemon, what do you think about giving some of your pet polish to Sue? My pleasure! Wow, cool! A crystal ball dog? Yeah, and that's what I named her Crystal.
Easy, boy! Down, boy, down! Rocky, don't! Aaaah! Rocky, I didn't know you had it in ya.
- Whoa, look! - What's going on here? We turned a couple of rocks into pets.
Awesome! I want one too! Yeah, these guys are great! They make the perfect pet! Will ya do it? Knock yourselves out.
Okay, I'm gonna find me he coolest dog you guys have ever seen! Ditto! There you go, buddy! You're gonna be way better than that weenie little rock Noby's got.
Huh? What?! Ha ha ha! What's that? You want to go for a walk? Let's do it! Check it out! Your rock looks pretty puny now, Noby! Yeah, I guess.
You've got the biggest pet rock on the block.
Yeah Ha ha ha! To heck with your little pebbles! I made my pet out of a boulder! Heel, boy! Come here, Hulk Stone.
Don't bark at those guys, buddy, they're my friends.
I know you thought you were being a good boulder, though.
Yeah, I know.
I love you too.
Uhh Wow! You really like this game, don't you? All right, one more time! What do you say we step it up a notch? Fetch! Nice catch! Wha! Yeah, I know, you like to play.
Ohhh! Sneech, darling, I'm just a little concerned about the floor! Hulk Stone! Sneech! Control that thing! - Sneech, that's it! - Mom! He didn't mean to! Well, I guess we have no choice.
Time to use the Anywhere Door.
But he's yours, Sneech.
You can't just get rid of him.
Believe me, I want to keep him.
But my mom said if he didn't go that she would turn him into gravel! It's for his own good.
Come, boy.
There! Sneech, it's been a week, cheer up.
There was a ton of food and water where you left him.
I bet he doesn't even miss you.
Wait! That came out wrong! Well, I miss him! Huh? Hulk Stone! Hulk Stone made it back here! He must have traveled thousands of miles across rivers and mountains! - Amazing! - Stop pulling on my heartstrings! Well, he's squashing my heartstrings! Get him off!