Duts (2010) s01e06 Episode Script
The New Neighbor
I've never had so many plums as this year.
Especially for 30 pots.
But who will eat them? Danny does not eat our plums and our Conny says: Mom, you are plum out of my ears.
THE SHUTTER rattles DANCE MUSIC Oh, Walter, you have such soft clumps.
Hm You could make females quite content.
I was 20 years younger, I would know, but yeah For me it works so well anymore, that's over.
But you, Walter, Pront some guy Ah! Oops.
You lust they do, huh? What? My plums.
Yeah, nice.
Before I forget, I have a pajama Rik.
Once worn them.
Danny does not want him.
Can you do something with it? Yes.
It's a chic.
Wait, I'll get it momentarily.
Take it easy.
Here, Walter.
Ah, Danny.
Annie is not there? She is a pajama here.
It's in the fridge! I'm hungry.
Oh, he is there already.
Here Walter.
That is the father of our pajamas.
Put it at that.
How, how, how! Not if I am eating, huh.
Put it at home, then I look later.
Lemonade? Yes.
DANCE MUSIC What is that? A new neighbor.
A young boy, an actor.
Ochot.
Say, and uh It is far, huh.
What? Promozione! Here is a future Chief Inspector! Bacon-what? Awel, a chief inspector.
The boss.
The big man.
Oh Danny, you! It is still not final But the chief says I can sleep on my two ears.
Allee, Danny! Congratulations.
What is it? Nothing.
Now you stand with your mouth full of teeth, huh? Hahaha.
LOUD DANCE MUSIC A CAR IS PUT REASON LOUD DANCE MUSIC Shoe phone rings, turn the music off once.
MUSIC OFF Daeseleire axel.
Mm.
A commercial, yes.
Ah, for TV.
Hm.
Yes, yes, but how many? You can do for yourself, huh.
Who was it? Greenpeace.
THEY GO IN What number is it? 44.
It's here.
Oops, oops.
It's an actor.
CHIME Good day.
I'm Kaat.
And I'm Paloma.
Yes? (We are not correct.
) (That's the Jawel.
llegems from that series.
) (Ah yes, 'tis true.
) What? Nothing, nothing.
Shall we go in together? Yes, that's good.
DOOR TO FALL LOUD DANCE MUSIC Phone rings Shoe! Daeseleire axel.
Ah, Greenpeace.
15,000? Hm And what do I need to do? A seal clubbing? Ah.
A plush, not really, ah.
Yes.
And I have a zeehondenfrak to? Even then a plush? Ah no, that's a real, okay.
And What can I say? Is this worth it? 15,000.
(If you can keep Frak.
) If I can keep Frak.
Hello? Did not recognize you now? It was because of the beard.
They would not be recognized.
In reality they are different than on TV.
Voila see.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, say Walter.
Had a bath, I see.
Yes, every day.
We have happy, clean men.
So do I.
Such a special dress.
Done only once.
Allee.
You make a special moment.
Yes.
It makes me feel quite different.
Crackle Say, where are now, eh? DOORBELL Ah, there they are.
Please.
A signature please.
Axel! Ax! This can not.
He? You too.
What's in your mouth? Chewing gum.
Get that out there once.
Hm Put that in your pants again.
Oh, soft fabric.
Yes, really soft.
And here, too.
Ah yeah? Seriously? Ooh Phone rings Yes? Yes.
How, where we stay? We are just busy with customers.
Yes.
How, furious? Yes, Gooreind.
Number? What number is that again? Eh Wait.
Wait.
44! I think we are wrong.
Goddamn, hey! And we rub.
CHIME DOOR IS OPEN Good day, I'm Kaat.
And I'm Paloma.
MATTHIAS: It's okay.
Come on.
DOOR IS CLOSED Annie.
What were those two doing here? I do not know.
Oh, Walter! Now you fall from me! Awel? Where is our Kenny? Where is our Kenny? Yes? The voiture.
And where is dad? Where's the daddy? Yes? The daddy is here.
Walking with our Kenny.
Haha, yeah.
Yes.
And the mother? Where is it? For they should do, huh? Yes.
She started applying for work.
Yes.
Mama does not work, hey.
No.
Daddy, huh? Yes.
Daddy, huh.
Yes.
And Dad will soon be a great gentleman.
Huh? Yes.
A big, big, big sir.
Yes? Yeah, right.
Yes.
Come come come come come.
Come come come.
Oh no! I hate chickens.
All better than those two perverts! Where are you going? To that kot.
If I go through that again, I step out.
Then we get out.
CHIME CHIME May we look in your garden? In my garden? Eh Good day.
I am the new neighbor, Matthias Schoenaerts.
Walter Duts.
We were sjotten, and our ball is here.
I'll go and see.
No, no, I did! Stay calm here, we deal with him.
Walter! Walter, what's all that here today? That is the new neighbor.
Matt Shoemaker.
His ball flew over the wall.
His ball? CHICKEN KAKELT Oei.
My chickens.
Charles's CHICKEN Shh! CHICKEN STOP Yes, sorry Get it? What? Your ball.
Aaaah! Away, bastard! What is that? This is a love issue.
He should fix it yourself.
Ah, you're not losing your ball? No, not really.
Money is money! Appointments are appointments! You go over, you go do what you said you were good at it! Because for you, it's in the pocket, huh! But I want something too, eh! Kaat? Paloma? You know that also, or what? Amai, who have little.
Clap once normal boy.
I talk how I talk.
So I do Daeseleire Axel.
And I do not need lessons from two stupid chickens.
Do so close, Axel Daeseleire, because this is embarrassing.
Listen.
Here, Dr.
Mengele.
We pretend nothing happened, we go inside and start again.
And we keep between the lines.
I just want my clothes, my phone and I'm outta here.
Then we get together.
I go with you in my life nothing together.
Is there a problem? No! PALOMA: They do not return our clothes.
Oops.
Why not? Because these sluts not keep their word! Walter, can we even call? Yes.
Along here.
Yes.
But to call the cops.
Bitch! Boys, boys.
I do not call the cops, flap turd.
Ah! Who is? Just All Day.
No No.
No, no.
Not All Day, please.
In living color! Hey, hey, hey, ho Girls, girls.
All day, you can not do.
Will you tell us what is not? Perks! You're sick! We We just want to be naughty for a moment, that's all.
We just want to be ourselves.
You understand that, but we have no life.
Be it known once a Fleming.
That is heavy.
To me that is not too bad, but Axel This is a cream of a boy.
But he is so often misunderstood, you can not believe it.
Yes.
I think so.
Can I get my clothes back, please? Wrap it up, the door is open.
I'm not going back inside the haunted house.
Walter, will you take? Yes.
Come on.
PALOMA: Allee Kaat.
Oh And I loved you so well in "Big Bang Theory '.
That was another.
Seriously? Gee, but it was good, huh? All the way from behind the left.
Last door, you see it? Yes! Eh A beige Frak.
And one black.
They are everywhere.
MOBILE PLAYS And another thing small things too.
Yes, I see! Yes, that's mine.
Wait Yes That I can throw away.
We are actually not bad, eh, Matt? No.
Very, very briefly.
We need to be naughty and then to be punished.
Ah yeah? Yes.
And then after that to be comforted, and And then all is well again.
Then we are conveniently close to mama.
And it's good, huh? (Ja.
) That's the only place it really good.
THEY LAUGH Walter, you're a hero.
Not too many.
Tell Walter.
Yes? Tell me what you really like it.
What I really like it? Yes.
What you really really like it.
They set off to the ski slope.
The cable gate pull up our friends.
It's like a spider on its thread opkruipt.
What is it? Will you be good? You going to stop doing? But then come out.
What would Uncle French say if he could with Tiny, Joke Jim and Jan, and Poefie gate would sit in the cable? Poefie Yes.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooh Oh! Ah! Haha! Hahaha Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha Hahaha! Aah! Hahahaha! LOUD DANCE MUSIC, DRIVING AWAY Okay.
We are not here in Hollywood, so less is more.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action! What is that? What is the purpose? That eyebrow, what's that? You're not Mr.
Bean.
What I said? Less is more! Ho! What they throw in here.
Such overacting.
Can we give him anything? Tranquilizers? Come on, hurry up.
Glass, glass, glass, glass, glass, glass! Okay.
Here we go again.
Sound.
Ends.
Camera.
Action! But! Your eyes betray everything! You give it all away! Lmploderen not explode! Less is more! Less is more! Less is more! I do not know what to do.
Ouch! Oh Yes Makeup.
Makeup! Oh Can you eliminate some blood? Okay, okay.
It will be fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see what that does.
Hehe.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Focus! Focus! Focus! Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action.
Cut! You know what? We store the first sentence as usual.
Okay.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action! Action! Hmm Cut! Okay men.
We got him.
What do you think? Shall we stilletjesaan Because Daddy is tired.
Yes.
Yeah, huh? Yes.
It's not true.
Kenny'tje, which is sometimes in the act, cf.
Hela! Haha! Caught! It does not look good.
Yes, but Nothing to 'yes but'.
That is not true, hey.
No.
No.
But why do that? Yes Sistem.
This is an upsilon, hey.
Allee Yes, yes.
Enter.
Salut, is not Walter.
Yes.
Kaat, Paloma So again, maybe.
Yes.
Always welcome.
Salut, hey.
Salut.
Phone rings Ha, chief.
How, suspended?
Especially for 30 pots.
But who will eat them? Danny does not eat our plums and our Conny says: Mom, you are plum out of my ears.
THE SHUTTER rattles DANCE MUSIC Oh, Walter, you have such soft clumps.
Hm You could make females quite content.
I was 20 years younger, I would know, but yeah For me it works so well anymore, that's over.
But you, Walter, Pront some guy Ah! Oops.
You lust they do, huh? What? My plums.
Yeah, nice.
Before I forget, I have a pajama Rik.
Once worn them.
Danny does not want him.
Can you do something with it? Yes.
It's a chic.
Wait, I'll get it momentarily.
Take it easy.
Here, Walter.
Ah, Danny.
Annie is not there? She is a pajama here.
It's in the fridge! I'm hungry.
Oh, he is there already.
Here Walter.
That is the father of our pajamas.
Put it at that.
How, how, how! Not if I am eating, huh.
Put it at home, then I look later.
Lemonade? Yes.
DANCE MUSIC What is that? A new neighbor.
A young boy, an actor.
Ochot.
Say, and uh It is far, huh.
What? Promozione! Here is a future Chief Inspector! Bacon-what? Awel, a chief inspector.
The boss.
The big man.
Oh Danny, you! It is still not final But the chief says I can sleep on my two ears.
Allee, Danny! Congratulations.
What is it? Nothing.
Now you stand with your mouth full of teeth, huh? Hahaha.
LOUD DANCE MUSIC A CAR IS PUT REASON LOUD DANCE MUSIC Shoe phone rings, turn the music off once.
MUSIC OFF Daeseleire axel.
Mm.
A commercial, yes.
Ah, for TV.
Hm.
Yes, yes, but how many? You can do for yourself, huh.
Who was it? Greenpeace.
THEY GO IN What number is it? 44.
It's here.
Oops, oops.
It's an actor.
CHIME Good day.
I'm Kaat.
And I'm Paloma.
Yes? (We are not correct.
) (That's the Jawel.
llegems from that series.
) (Ah yes, 'tis true.
) What? Nothing, nothing.
Shall we go in together? Yes, that's good.
DOOR TO FALL LOUD DANCE MUSIC Phone rings Shoe! Daeseleire axel.
Ah, Greenpeace.
15,000? Hm And what do I need to do? A seal clubbing? Ah.
A plush, not really, ah.
Yes.
And I have a zeehondenfrak to? Even then a plush? Ah no, that's a real, okay.
And What can I say? Is this worth it? 15,000.
(If you can keep Frak.
) If I can keep Frak.
Hello? Did not recognize you now? It was because of the beard.
They would not be recognized.
In reality they are different than on TV.
Voila see.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, say Walter.
Had a bath, I see.
Yes, every day.
We have happy, clean men.
So do I.
Such a special dress.
Done only once.
Allee.
You make a special moment.
Yes.
It makes me feel quite different.
Crackle Say, where are now, eh? DOORBELL Ah, there they are.
Please.
A signature please.
Axel! Ax! This can not.
He? You too.
What's in your mouth? Chewing gum.
Get that out there once.
Hm Put that in your pants again.
Oh, soft fabric.
Yes, really soft.
And here, too.
Ah yeah? Seriously? Ooh Phone rings Yes? Yes.
How, where we stay? We are just busy with customers.
Yes.
How, furious? Yes, Gooreind.
Number? What number is that again? Eh Wait.
Wait.
44! I think we are wrong.
Goddamn, hey! And we rub.
CHIME DOOR IS OPEN Good day, I'm Kaat.
And I'm Paloma.
MATTHIAS: It's okay.
Come on.
DOOR IS CLOSED Annie.
What were those two doing here? I do not know.
Oh, Walter! Now you fall from me! Awel? Where is our Kenny? Where is our Kenny? Yes? The voiture.
And where is dad? Where's the daddy? Yes? The daddy is here.
Walking with our Kenny.
Haha, yeah.
Yes.
And the mother? Where is it? For they should do, huh? Yes.
She started applying for work.
Yes.
Mama does not work, hey.
No.
Daddy, huh? Yes.
Daddy, huh.
Yes.
And Dad will soon be a great gentleman.
Huh? Yes.
A big, big, big sir.
Yes? Yeah, right.
Yes.
Come come come come come.
Come come come.
Oh no! I hate chickens.
All better than those two perverts! Where are you going? To that kot.
If I go through that again, I step out.
Then we get out.
CHIME CHIME May we look in your garden? In my garden? Eh Good day.
I am the new neighbor, Matthias Schoenaerts.
Walter Duts.
We were sjotten, and our ball is here.
I'll go and see.
No, no, I did! Stay calm here, we deal with him.
Walter! Walter, what's all that here today? That is the new neighbor.
Matt Shoemaker.
His ball flew over the wall.
His ball? CHICKEN KAKELT Oei.
My chickens.
Charles's CHICKEN Shh! CHICKEN STOP Yes, sorry Get it? What? Your ball.
Aaaah! Away, bastard! What is that? This is a love issue.
He should fix it yourself.
Ah, you're not losing your ball? No, not really.
Money is money! Appointments are appointments! You go over, you go do what you said you were good at it! Because for you, it's in the pocket, huh! But I want something too, eh! Kaat? Paloma? You know that also, or what? Amai, who have little.
Clap once normal boy.
I talk how I talk.
So I do Daeseleire Axel.
And I do not need lessons from two stupid chickens.
Do so close, Axel Daeseleire, because this is embarrassing.
Listen.
Here, Dr.
Mengele.
We pretend nothing happened, we go inside and start again.
And we keep between the lines.
I just want my clothes, my phone and I'm outta here.
Then we get together.
I go with you in my life nothing together.
Is there a problem? No! PALOMA: They do not return our clothes.
Oops.
Why not? Because these sluts not keep their word! Walter, can we even call? Yes.
Along here.
Yes.
But to call the cops.
Bitch! Boys, boys.
I do not call the cops, flap turd.
Ah! Who is? Just All Day.
No No.
No, no.
Not All Day, please.
In living color! Hey, hey, hey, ho Girls, girls.
All day, you can not do.
Will you tell us what is not? Perks! You're sick! We We just want to be naughty for a moment, that's all.
We just want to be ourselves.
You understand that, but we have no life.
Be it known once a Fleming.
That is heavy.
To me that is not too bad, but Axel This is a cream of a boy.
But he is so often misunderstood, you can not believe it.
Yes.
I think so.
Can I get my clothes back, please? Wrap it up, the door is open.
I'm not going back inside the haunted house.
Walter, will you take? Yes.
Come on.
PALOMA: Allee Kaat.
Oh And I loved you so well in "Big Bang Theory '.
That was another.
Seriously? Gee, but it was good, huh? All the way from behind the left.
Last door, you see it? Yes! Eh A beige Frak.
And one black.
They are everywhere.
MOBILE PLAYS And another thing small things too.
Yes, I see! Yes, that's mine.
Wait Yes That I can throw away.
We are actually not bad, eh, Matt? No.
Very, very briefly.
We need to be naughty and then to be punished.
Ah yeah? Yes.
And then after that to be comforted, and And then all is well again.
Then we are conveniently close to mama.
And it's good, huh? (Ja.
) That's the only place it really good.
THEY LAUGH Walter, you're a hero.
Not too many.
Tell Walter.
Yes? Tell me what you really like it.
What I really like it? Yes.
What you really really like it.
They set off to the ski slope.
The cable gate pull up our friends.
It's like a spider on its thread opkruipt.
What is it? Will you be good? You going to stop doing? But then come out.
What would Uncle French say if he could with Tiny, Joke Jim and Jan, and Poefie gate would sit in the cable? Poefie Yes.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooh Oh! Ah! Haha! Hahaha Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha Hahaha! Aah! Hahahaha! LOUD DANCE MUSIC, DRIVING AWAY Okay.
We are not here in Hollywood, so less is more.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action! What is that? What is the purpose? That eyebrow, what's that? You're not Mr.
Bean.
What I said? Less is more! Ho! What they throw in here.
Such overacting.
Can we give him anything? Tranquilizers? Come on, hurry up.
Glass, glass, glass, glass, glass, glass! Okay.
Here we go again.
Sound.
Ends.
Camera.
Action! But! Your eyes betray everything! You give it all away! Lmploderen not explode! Less is more! Less is more! Less is more! I do not know what to do.
Ouch! Oh Yes Makeup.
Makeup! Oh Can you eliminate some blood? Okay, okay.
It will be fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see what that does.
Hehe.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Focus! Focus! Focus! Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action.
Cut! You know what? We store the first sentence as usual.
Okay.
Sound? Ends.
Camera.
Action! Action! Hmm Cut! Okay men.
We got him.
What do you think? Shall we stilletjesaan Because Daddy is tired.
Yes.
Yeah, huh? Yes.
It's not true.
Kenny'tje, which is sometimes in the act, cf.
Hela! Haha! Caught! It does not look good.
Yes, but Nothing to 'yes but'.
That is not true, hey.
No.
No.
But why do that? Yes Sistem.
This is an upsilon, hey.
Allee Yes, yes.
Enter.
Salut, is not Walter.
Yes.
Kaat, Paloma So again, maybe.
Yes.
Always welcome.
Salut, hey.
Salut.
Phone rings Ha, chief.
How, suspended?