Erky Perky (2006) s01e06 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Look, the mother lode!
The end of the rainbow, the--
- Having fun, boys?
- Work, Erky, work it!
- You two should
join the flea circus.
- We're doomed.
I'm gonna waste away.
- You don't seem like
you're wasting away to me.
- I happen to be big shelled.
- Burnt tomato crud
and congealed bacon fat.
We've practically got
all four food groups.
- That'll teach Erky and
Perky to dine and dash.
Now, time to prepare
for my thorax wax!
I'll be waiting, Cecil.
- Why d'you have to
be so mean to them?
- Why do you care? Hmmm?
- I don't, I'm just not mean.
- Is that why you're always
twirling your antennae
in front of them,
because you're nice?
You're trying to get
one of them to like you.
- Oh, I totally am not!
- Oh, ho! Wait till your
auntie hears about this.
Hey, Margaret!
- See this?
I'm going to give it
to those poor bugs
and tell Aunt
Margaret that you did it!
- You wouldn't dare!
- Oh no?
Don't forget, she's waiting
for you to do her thorax wax.
- Be right back, Margaret.
Yes! The fourth
food group, dessert.
- Now surely there's
enough to go around.
- Wahoo! Every bug for himself!
Uh oh, a little help, Sajuica?
- What about every
bug for himself?
Fine.
I'll get some help.
Don't move.
- I'll wait right here then.
(stomach growling)
- Aww, who's got a
hungry tummy, hmm?
- Good thing I
haven't had lunch,
'cause I would've
lost it by now.
- Well, I know where
you can find some.
- [Perky] Oh, the horror!
What kind of a trap is that?
- A great trap to get caught in.
- Are you crazy? Why?
- Well, because
you'd be surrounded
by a sweet, gelatinous
mass of tastiness.
- Good point.
Should we get him out?
- Someone's gotta be the hero.
- Cecil?
Cecil?
It's time for my thorax wax!
- Uh, guys?
What are you gonna
do with jelly belly?
- I got it.
What if we returned
him to Mad Margaret?
- You call that thinking?
No, we say we will return
him if she gives us a reward.
- Ooh, maybe one of those
nifty sets of wing warmers?
Or a new shiny rubber mat?
Or hey, how about a set
of those bug beamers?
- Bug beamers?
- Yeah, they make your
antennae glow in the dark.
It's very romantic.
- Uh, okay, I'll check
in with you later.
- "Very romantic,"
silly, silly, silly!
- What's the matter with you?
- What?
- You like her!
- No I don't!
- Yes you do!
That's why you're always
making bug eyes at her!
- I happen to have bug eyes.
- Bug eyes filled with loooove!
Hey, she's your
"love bug." HAHA!
Oh, hi, Sajuica, love bug!
- Hey, where'd Cecil go?
- He's gone!
- Cecil!
Cecil!
If you're trying to get out
of giving me my thorax wax,
you've got another
thing coming! Cecil!
- This is definitely
my lucky day.
Finally a chance to pay ya back
for all the edibles
you've taken from me.
Who should I sell ya to?
- I leave you alone for two
seconds and you lost him?
- She's so pretty
when she's angry.
- You know, if Cecil
tells Mad Margaret
how we were planning
on ransoming him--
- She'll turn us into handbags!
- Good point! She could spring
a trap on us at any moment.
On our very next step.
Well, maybe not
our very next step.
You don't have to
take it so literally.
Oh come on, Perky.
- It's too dangerous.
- Suit yourself.
- Hey, are you rolling me?
Stop it!
- No one will find you
in my super secret stash.
- Ouch! What the?
Who, who, oh, slippery.
Did you see that?
Who was it?
Too trapped in
jelly to answer, eh?
Heh, when I was
young we had a saying
when someone got
caught in Jelly: Jelly Good!
What do you want?
- Hey, Frenzel! Say,
have you seen Cecil?
- Yep, got him on the platform.
- Oh, hey, there he is.
- Up there, on the platform.
Keep up the good work, Frenzel.
- [Moldy] When I was
young, we had a saying
who had the best set
of legs you'd ever seen.
Well, me and the G.I.s,
that's short for
gastro-intestinal bugs--
- Hey, Moldy, we
need Cecil back.
- What? Absolutely
not, I need him.
- What for?
- I've never had such
a captive audience.
(screams)
- Well, we need him
as a bargaining chip.
- Finders keepers.
- Good, 'cuz we found him first.
I might need a little
assistance here.
- Cecil! Where have you been?
- Now I have to
start all over again.
- Unhand him!
- Margaret! I was just
Okay, here.
- Uh oh.
- Well, I hope he can swim.
- You have to save him.
- Us? Why don't you save him?
- In there? No, no, no.
My mascara isn't waterproof.
Besides, you're
almost there anyway.
- What do you mean,
almost there? Ahhhhhh!
- [Frenzel] Welcome back, kid.
- Cecil?
What do you think you're doing?
It's past time for
my thorax wax.
Come, Cecil!
- Well, well, all the
wonderful things
I have to tell Margaret.
I've got something
on all of you.
You, you, you, you.
- Please, don't tell her.
- Did I mention how handsome
you looked in that jello mold?
Orange suits you.
- So, what's it gonna take to
get you to forget everything?
- You have all to give
Margaret her thorax wax.
- No way, forget it.
- Okay, forgotten.
Oh, Margaret!
They've all offered
to do your thorax wax.
- Oh, really? A group special?
I could use a massage, too.
Maybe a manicure
and a footicure.
(Margaret screaming)
- [Frenzel] Sorry, Margaret.
This is hurting me more
than it is you, believe me.
- [Erky] Perky, why are
you doing Sajuica's job?
- [Perky] She asked me to.
- [Erky] So if she asked you
to jump off the
counter, would you?
- [Perky] Does she want
a swan dive or a belly flop?
(Margaret screaming)