Flipped (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

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Well, which one is it?
Hmm
This one?
Are you asking me or are you telling me?
-Trust myself.
-Mm-hmm.
Trust myself, okay.
Hmm.
This one.
That is Navajo sand.
-I don't even know why I'm here.
-Yes?
You should be doing this yourself.
Oh, stop it!
No, don't you leave me.
I'm not leaving you,
-I'm showing you.
-What?
¡No mames!
My good-- This is crazy.
-This is cuckoo.
-Mm-hmm.
What you guys have done in seven weeks
is just incredible.
Like, what are you are you witches?
Are you witches?
Where's your broom?
Well, I tell you what,
that's what your plumber's
been calling me all week.
-How rude!
-I don't blame him.
Hey, who's having fun without me?
-Get in here!
-Get in here.
Is this it?
-What is, what is this?
-Diego?
On our show, we were always
going to hand-craft
a personalized memento
for the new homeowner.
-No
-Yeah.
And when we demolished
your old out-buildings,
we reclaimed some beautiful rustic pine
and we made this box with it.
Ah, guys, you did not have to do that.
You stop this right now.
Now, I covered the box
in molted snake skins,
you know, that I found
around the property.
Mostly rattlers and copperheads,
which I think is appropriate
because you were in
the Culebra drug cartel,
and culebra in Spanish
means s-s-s-snake!
Ow! Ow, you almost bit me!
Of course, of course.
No, that makes so much sense.
To be honest,
we do have a lot
of snakes on the property.
-Oh, tell us about it!
-Yeah.
Oh, and the initials, D.S.-- Diego Santos.
We recovered from an old Dos Equis box
we found in the garage,
because we know that's your drink.
You know me too well.
Don't tell anybody, huh?
Now, I lined the inside
with crushed red velvet
a classic-- so you can use this box
for anything special you see fit.
That's right-- anything important to you.
-Yeah.
-You know, loose change,
car keys-- I don't know-- dominoes.
Um, I think I know
exactly what I'm gonna use it for.
You rascals.
Guys, this is too much.
You know, this and
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
I I feel seen.
I feel looked after and, and heard.
It's all because of you two.
Thank you so much.
It's what we do, okay?
It's who we are.
Don't tell anybody,
'cause I will deny it, okay?
But I am so happy that I did not kill you.
It's a, like, good decision,
organically, it feels that way.
-That means a lot, Diego.
-Thank you so much.
But listen, we're not done yet.
We got to put
the finishing touches on this.
Get it ready for your big night.
You guys have to come tomorrow night.
Please, please?
-Where we gonna go?
-Uh
-Don't have a choice.
-Oh!
Let's get ready for a party, huh?
You put these on us!
-I know
-So we're stuck!
Don't you try to run, 'cause
Hands up!
Ooh, if only I had something to drink.
Oh, where could I find something to?
Uh-oh.
Very cool, very cool.
Okay, ooh, but my hands hurt, you know?
Maybe from all the killing, you know?
What could I do about that?
I'm not doing anything
but holding the bottle.
Oh, you're looking good--
don't outshine me!
-Okay.
-You think now?
Yeah, there's no better time than now.
-Yeah, you're right.
-We-we can do this.
-You're right, okay.
-Okay.
It's my suit! It's mine.
Oh, my goodness,
my celebrity designers-- hi!
My goodness, can you believe this?
I have been living in this house
for five years.
This is the first party I've ever thrown.
-It's crazy.
-Well, I've got
a feeling there's gonna be
so many more parties here.
Oh, my God, do you mean that?
Thanks so much for saying that.
And you know, you wouldn't
believe who's here.
Oh, just everybody
who's anybody, you know?
Okay, so that guy over there
with the red tie?
That's Armando, okay?
He used to work for me,
and now because he's
the deputy mayor of Ensenada
doesn't return my phone calls.
What a dick.
And right behind me
Whew, don't freak out, okay?
That is Charlette Gutierrez, you guys.
Please tell me
you watch Secretos y Sangre?
-No. Yeah.
-I-I think we may
-May
-have seen it.
Oh, no big deal,
she's only the biggest TV star
in all of Mexico!
She's here in my house.
Hola. ¿Cómo estás?
She just waved at me!
Let's go outside.
There's many more people to meet.
Yeah, but, oh, oh-- real quick, though.
Diego? Diego?
Diego, just real-real quick.
We just wanted to put a teeny,
tiny, little bug in your ear.
You know, since we're
kind of all wrapped up
here with this project.
Yeah, and just, uh, floating a-a balloon--
a minor balloon-- uh, do you
think we can figure out
a-a timetable for Cricket and I
heading back
San Diego Diego!
Oh, jefe, thank you so much for coming.
That's so sweet of you.
Welcome.
You have a very nice place here.
I'm thinking perhaps I might be
paying you a little bit
too much.
No, there's no such thing.
Have you met my designers?
This is Jann and Cricket Melfi.
And this is Rumualdo Vasco my boss.
"San Diego Diego"?
That's a fun nickname.
Oh, he hasn't told you, eh?
Diego here grew up in San Diego.
He's not a true Mexicano.
Very close, very close to the border
Well, San Diego is a beautiful
city, and there are
-worse cities to be
-Did you do that banner?
Oh, please, that was all
Cricket's vision, okay?
She wanted to accentuate
the entrance, like a castle.
It was a real bugger to hang,
and I, that was
Yeah, I-I-I had an artist from Guadalajara
hand-craft it from virgin alpaca wool.
-Very majestic.
-Thank you.
Have you seen that show, uh,
Pros & Connellys?
Because I'm a big fan
of Chazz and Tiffany's designs.
Hmm
-Never seen it.
-Mm-mm.
Are you kidding me? These two
are so busy, in order to work
for me, I practically
had to drag them down here
kicking and screaming!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Too soon?
I did do that.
He was very afraid, in particular.
And they put this whole thing
together in just seven weeks.
Can you believe that?
That's very impressive.
I've been trying to remodel my beach house
for two years now.
And I had to get rid of, uh, three people.
You mean, you-you fired them or?
It's just very difficult to find
passionate designers like yourselves.
Oh, say no more, jefe.
Please, it would be my honor.
My designers are your designers.
Consider them a gift
-from me to you.
-I'm sorry
-Uh
-I'm sorry, what-what was that?
Are you sure about this,
-San Diego Diego?
-Yes, of course!
Cricket was just telling me that she's
completely done with my house.
And we have a very
special agreement, right?
So they are all yours, jefe, all yours.
-Oh, buenísimo.
-Just invite me
to the housewarming party, huh?
You have great booze. Marco!
What's happening?
Please drive the Melfis over to
Rumualdo's house and make sure
they have everything they need
to get started, okay?
-No
-No problema. Vamos.
No, no, no. Diego!
Wait, h-hold on a second!
Marco, what just happened?
You just got a promotion.
Congratulations.
Working for Rumualdo's a big deal.
No, no, no, no. See,
we finished Diego's house,
-so we're done.
-Yeah.
No, no, no. You'll know
when you're done.
Okay, well, listen.
Real quick, Rumualdo said
that he "got rid"
of his last interior designers, right?
Did he get rid of them
or did he get rid of them?
-Well
-There's a reason
Rumualdo is called Pesadilla.
Pasadena-- like where
the Rose Bowl Parade is?
Pesadilla.
It means "nightmare."
Like, a nightmare that a lot of people
don't wake up from.
So you better not fuck it up, eh?
Not-- yes, I get it!