Follow Kar Lo Yaar (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

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Let's get it
Let's get it
I am the queen
All eyes on me
Finally, I am ready.
Kajol has set up a blind date for me,
and I'm meeting him.
After five years, I was going out.
Like a date. An official date.
So yeah, I was
Every girl has that in her, you know.
I enjoyed dressing up,
and I decided to wear my red lipstick.
Tell me how do you feel
Tell me, baby, I'm feeling alright
How is it looking?
Very hot.
Yeah, bitch.
See.
You're looking fire.
I think this look is amazing.
I don't really have expectations
for what this guy should be like.
Either this or that.
Absolutely nothing.
The only thing on my mind
is that our vibe should match.
We can chill. That's it.
Tell me how do you feel
Tell me, baby
Where are we going?
We're going to Silly Bombay.
-Silly Bombay.
-Yeah.
Any particular meeting there?
-Or
-No. You can't come inside.
I'm going for a date.
It's a blind date.
So, now you also need to be blind.
I won't be blind, but I'll just be
Yeah, you actually don't be blind.
If the guy tries to be over-smart,
I'll text you.
-Hi.
-Uorfi!
-How are you? I'm so sorry.
-Hi.
My name is Ankit Bedi.
At some point, I was expecting that
Uorfi Javed, being the fashion sensation,
she will show up in
one of her unusual avatars.
But she was looking really subtle.
For a couple of seconds,
I was completely lost in her eyes.
Ankit actually was a nice guy.
He was courteous.
He pulled the chair for me.
Also bought flowers.
The guy was a green flag.
You are beautiful, Uorfi.
Why did you say yes to this?
I just want to know.
It's been eight years, and I've
been away from the dating scene.
You've been single for eight years?
-Yeah.
-No, don't tell me.
I don't know what I can swear on,
but yes.
Old Fashioned and a white Sangria?
Yes, white Sangria.
Thank you.
-Okay. Cheers.
-Cheers to Uorfi.
Cheers to Uorfi?
Are you happy with your life?
I am very happy.
Are you happy?
You, of course, are happy,
you are out with me!
-It's the biggest day of your life today.
-Right now, I'm very happy. Exactly.
-I am just kidding.
-No. Who knew
I mean I'd be getting a chance
to meet Uorfi Javed.
Oh, my God! That's so sweet.
How old do you think I am?
Eighteen.
I like that answer.
Love it.
You genuinely look 18, Uorfi.
I don't look 18.
Stop it. That's really
You are overdoing it now.
Time had just stopped until this moment.
-And it just
-Looking at me?
Right before you arrived.
And right now, I'm just
trying to hold time,
like, "Tread slowly, what's the hurry?"
-Time is treading slowly.
-Not at all.
You've not even finished
half of your drink,
and I am like one down.
Hold the drink.
For what?
For who?
Drink.
You should never let the drink, drink you.
You should You are
-I mean
-It's just a drink.
Whatever you said, didn't make any sense.
But I am going to let that pass.
It was not even funny.
It was not humorous.
I want to drink. Like drink!
What are you looking for
in a girl right now?
Someone who likes me,
and is prepared to be with me.
I think that's the best.
Nothing more
That sounds like beggars can't
be choosers. "I'll accept whatever I get."
To be very honest,
I don't understand how
we've only just said "hi"
and then immediately claim
that our vibe doesn't match.
Give it some time.
I think the same thing happened here.
He said that girls say,
"Our vibes don't match."
When he was saying this, the exact
same thought was going through my mind.
Like, "Shit, I feel the same!"
I think what you lack
right now is confidence.
Maybe you got rejected by a girl.
That doesn't reflect on
your self-worth at all.
Damn, you are so wise, Uorfi.
I think I read him very well.
If this date was a competition, I won.
Excuse me.
Clear it and just get the check.
-ASAP.
-ASAP, Uorfi?
ASAP meaning
Just get it, dude.
-No need for explanations.
-I mean so you don't pay.
While you are just clearing this bill,
I'll try to rhyme.
Okay.
If tomorrow we meet, call it luck.
If we don't, then call it destiny.
With your permission,
can I touch you and see?
Whether this is a reality I am in,
and this is nothing
short of a dream for me.
Touch me.
I was really awkward
with the poetry and everything.
Oh, God. I was
I read poetry at night when I am alone.
But between two people
Oh, my God! You can't
have sex with someone
who's reciting poetry for you.
It's so weird. No.
And that number is also on WhatsApp.
-So you can just drop a text.
-Okay, I'll think about it.
"May all your dreams come true."
Did he write something on it?
I just noticed that.
Oh, yeah. That's sweet, man.
You didn't even read the note?
"And get your Rover soon."
He knows that I want a Range Rover?
-He must have done his research.
-He did a lot of research.
-So, do you approve?
-No.
What is the problem?!
The romantic vibe did not match.
It wasn't fun at all.
A good date is when two
people are laughing a lot.
Enjoying a lot.
And that makes you feel something?
Even in your brain or heart, anywhere.
Even your vagina
honestly, as a matter of fact.
This bitch in the mirror is the best.
She's the most beautiful girl
on this planet.
Iconic.
But she's a bitch.
Total bitch.
She'll fall for a total idiot,
and then realize
-"The other guy was much better."
-"The other guy was much better."
These idiots
Are all the idiots only
going to take the cake?
It's my mistake.
Good guys don't appeal to me.
I don't know.
You are going to die single.
Understood? If you keep this up.
Tell that to this girl.
You are going to die single.
Understood? If you keep this up.
-Don't tell this girl!
-Oh, sorry.
Tell that girl!
You are going to die alone like this.
I can't talk to guys.
It's so difficult for me.
-What is the hesitation?
-I don't know.
I don't know.
What if the person rejects me?
Maybe it's the fear of rejection.
-Yeah.
-So, the fear of rejection.
For now, yes.
People have constantly reiterated
that for the past two years.
Reiterated what?
Like, I don't deserve it and all that.
Meaning?
I mean I don't want to cry.
Who said you don't deserve it?
-I don't want to cry in every session.
-Don't worry.
-The world.
-What have they said?
As in, in general, everyone
Why don't you deserve love?
And why don't you deserve
everything wonderful?
Because of the way I am.
There is nothing wrong with you, Uorfi.
Why are you not comfortable
with who you are?
I am.
-Then?
-I am.
But if that means
Honestly, I am okay even
if I don't find a guy.
It's not the end of the world.
I can live single all my life.
Of course. But don't think
anything is lacking in you.
I used to think that way
Or something bad,
or whatever the world has said
I used to think earlier.
Now I've changed it.
According to me, you will be
the most loving girl,
and a man will be lucky to have you.
I agree.
I completely agree.
I am very loving, and
But people judge me, so
People judge you because
you don't show this other side of you.
No, but because of my clothes, right?
"Look at how she dresses.
She must be like this."
So, you can't date a girl like that.
Do you feel that's coming in your way?
No, earlier it used to affect me a lot.
Like, "I'll never get a boyfriend
because of my clothes and all.
Or the way I am, a bold person."
Then I changed my thinking.
And someone has to go beyond your clothes.
Exactly.
I don't want you to give up
on something so wonderful,
and which you will love.
It will happen if it's meant to.
I'll meet whoever I'm supposed to.
-The more authentic you are
-Exactly.
it will be better for your own wellness
-and your own health.
-I am someone who makes an effort.
I like effort. I make an effort. A lot.
So, if I can't tell you I love you,
I am showing it to you. And
if you can't see it, then it's
not my problem.
So, you'll have to find someone
who recognizes what you do.
Love Yeah, I want
a committed relationship.
-I want the guy to give me commitment.
-Correct.
That is, I do not want
to be your fuck buddy.
-Correct.
-I am sorry.
-I am not 20 anymore.
-And you want exclusivity.
-I want exclusivity.
-Yeah.
Anything other than that,
do not come near me. I am sorry.
So let's find you love.
Instead of my friend, I should have
asked you to set me up on a blind date.
Why did I ask my friend Kajol?
That's wrong.
There's been a lot of back-and-forth
on the outfit with Chinese Wok.
Permissions aren't getting sorted either.
Ruslaan and Shweta have already
had several arguments.
I called Shweta to show us
how much of the outfit was ready.
Lay it out here.
That's it.
It will be completely covered.
-Okay.
-Yeah, perfect.
Black, red, good.
The stickers will be stuck on the spot.
-There will be gaps.
-Yeah.
Stickers cannot be used that way.
I already communicated this.
There are technical issues.
If one turns
-It will tear.
-That's fine!
I already gave an option
of printing it on the fabric
and getting the outfit made
from that printed fabric.
When did you even say this?
Ruslaan, I told you can we
get the printed fabric? You said no.
-I told you.
-We had this discussion.
-When?
-Sahel was there too.
-Are you completely lost?
-Show me the text.
Can you keep quiet for one Keep quiet.
We had this discussion.
We had it in front of you.
-We did.
-Shweta, you were here too.
It was about if we could make
the entire fabric that way
-The two of us had this discussion.
-Yes. That will be easier.
And later, I discussed it
with Ruslaan on the phone,
in front of Sahel.
Ruslaan said no.
Things that have already
been locked 20 days ago,
why do you want to bring it up again
and again and complicate everyone's life?
Do you know the problems
we had in making this dress?
-How?
-A lot.
-What do you mean "how?"
-How?!
-I am not talking to you.
-You think this is easy.
You know what, fit it on Ruslaan.
It won't fit Ruslaan,
it will fit me better.
No, it will fit her just fine.
-Let's try.
-It won't.
It was something made of iron,
can't tell you exactly what it was.
I saw the iron,
its quality, and thought to myself,
"Is this iron worth two lakh rupees?"
Every outfit, as it is, costs a bomb.
Shweta charges a bomb
to ideate those outfits,
and Uorfi being Uorfi is
spending money on it.
You think it's easy?
It was very tough. Now, take it off.
But this was It was your idea.
-I take whatever you guys
-We can ideate,
but if it can't be executed,
you can't force us.
So I'll get the work done at any cost.
And Uorfi cannot say no.
Even if she throws a tantrum, nobody is
going to say no to ten lakh rupees, bro.
Right? So she's just complaining.
-Are the permissions sorted?
-There is no need to sort any permissions.
You see, if we are shooting
only for a couple of hours,
we need permission.
Wait a second,
since we are discussing security,
let's call Yasin inside. Yasin!
I want the permissions.
I don't want to put myself
at even one percent risk for any brand.
End of discussion.
So, at the location where
she gets ready,
she'll say, "I am going
to Wankhade Stadium to see a match."
-Okay.
-She then wears the Chinese Wok outfit.
We then go there.
And wherever we see fans
In the background,
we've got to do only a ten-second
spotting and a shoot
-Can I say something?
-Yeah, please.
The capacity of Wankhade Stadium
is 45,000 plus.
There will be gate number two
and gate number one.
-Yeah.
-The crowd depends on the timing.
-The match starts at seven o'clock.
-So how many security
The match starts at eight o'clock.
The gates open at four o'clock.
The gates open at four o'clock.
You expect on that particular road
nearly about 10,000 people.
But the problem was that the location,
where we were shooting,
was problematic from
a security POV.
There will be a huge crowd.
Even if we shoot with our phones,
Uorfi is a celebrity.
If it was me who had to shoot,
permission wouldn't have been an issue.
I would have made a reel with my phone.
But when Uorfi gets there,
people will notice her.
I think the best solution to this is,
Yasin, we will go
I mean you guys will go
and do a recce.
What we'll work with,
whatever position is the best.
And I need the permission.
Okay.
This brand is significant for me.
They have been patient with us.
But I am very nervous.
And I want everything to go smoothly
because Ruslaan and Shraddha are
giving me a lot of headaches, honestly.
Hello!
-What's up?
-What's up? Finally here.
We haven't spent Eid
together for maybe ten years.
I told the family to come to Mumbai
to celebrate together.
My favorite sister is here.
"Oh, my God. That's my favorite sister!
That's my favorite sister."
And I was like, "You can take the title."
I also chose a different
favorite sibling.
Sameer is now my favorite sibling.
Asfi and I were best friends earlier,
but then not anymore.
And now, I and Uorfi are besties.
Uruusa and Asfi are besties, actually.
These dynamics change every moment.
This is not a conventional family.
This is a crazy family.
Kashaf, show your cleverness here.
-She isn't coming out.
-She isn't coming out.
-She is trying to hide.
-She needs her own corner to hide.
She will look for a corner to hide in.
And now Chutku will lay his sights on her.
I have one more sister. Kashaf.
So, yeah. Mom's cat is like her daughter.
Kashaf's like, "Don't come any closer.
Just stay away."
Look at her. She is misbehaving.
-Why?
-This is not your home. It's his home.
Let me remind you, girl,
it's his house.
Don't do that in front of Mom,
she will start hating
Come on. That doesn't mean anything.
Mom will go back with her.
As the saying goes, the cats take
on the personality of their owner.
So, Kashaf has taken on
Mom's personality completely.
They are obsessed with each other.
I never understand what Kashaf says to us.
But Mom has this power.
I don't know.
This "meow-meow" bond.
Poor thing is just rolling around.
What are you dressed as?
-What are you dressed as?
-Happy Chaand Raat, guys!
She looks like someone from Aladdin.
She likes being extra.
She loves it.
You know,
people call me an attention seeker.
But I think she loves attention.
Well, it's Chaand Raat after all.
You guys don't have to
dress up if you don't want to.
Let the girl shine.
So, on the menu tomorrow is
mutton biryani, chicken korma,
kakori kebabs, chicken malai tikka,
mutton barra
-That's a lot
-Prawns koliwada.
-You've rehearsed the entire menu.
-Butter kulcha, naan
We cannot eat everything
that you've mentioned.
We'll finish it.
A little bit of everything.
She hasn't mentioned the starters yet.
Please feed me something now.
-You've decided on tomorrow's menu.
-We have biryani today
I have been starving since I got here.
Where is Jumma?
-Kashaf is downstairs.
-She hasn't eaten anything yet.
She hasn't eaten anything since yesterday.
In fact, she's not had a drop of water.
Close the door and don't let
the other cats in. Only then she will eat.
The other cats will come in
because this is their house.
She won't eat if there
is a change of environment.
Then Jumma will have to adapt
to the change in environment.
She's a cat and not
a human being that can adapt.
There are three or
four cats in Uorfi's house.
They all live in harmony with each other.
But she's always been by herself.
I want her to be friends
with Uorfi's cats.
Play with them, but she isn't playing.
She has chosen a corner
and has just been sitting there.
Look at Kashaf's terrible condition.
-How is she going to stay here
-She will settle down eventually, Mom.
Don't I leave my cats and go to work?
You will have to let go.
It's not like you can't
go anywhere because of her.
The fact that you've built your world
around your cat is another matter though.
-Exactly.
-Stop calling her "cat".
-She has a name.
-I think Uruusa is getting jealous
because she's getting more attention.
She's repeatedly calling her "cat".
Call your cat a cat, not mine.
She has a name. It's Kashaf.
Understood?
I think you should be
a little chill in life.
I am chill.
How much more chill should I be?
Should I go dancing in a club?
Is that chill?
We want you to internally feel
that you want to move to Mumbai
and start my life.
I want to shift here.
Experience a new life.
That needs time, Dolly.
-Time is what no one has.
-You have to
Today is Eid and they have
to discuss everything today.
You have to ruin this day.
Go ahead.
Once you shift here and settle down,
then Kashaf will also settle down.
End of discussion.
Mom, you let go of three children, right?
And one of them did
exceptionally well in life.
There is no limit to it.
Stop demeaning everyone, Uorfi.
That is not right.
Why do you look down on everyone?
Wait a second.
Dolly, did I say anything like that?
Tell me honestly.
-Calm down.
-You get into this bitchy mood.
You start to demean career-wise.
I didn't say anything career-wise,
this is her own insecurity
-which she is showing here.
-Even if I have insecurity,
why do you have to trigger it every time?
But I didn't say anything right now!
Asfi, did she or did
she not say it right now?
-It was in good humor
-It was just in good humor.
And it's not even about jokes.
Uorfi cannot take a joke
but makes many jokes.
I don't want people to think
that I am taking advantage of my sister,
or living off her money.
It's not true.
I would be extremely happy
if I was doing so.
I would have embraced that fact.
Uorfi has done it a couple of times.
And I feel I should speak up
It doesn't feel nice all the time.
It sounds demeaning.
People are going to watch this.
They will think we
prosper on Uorfi's money.
We are useless.
We don't do any work.
It will make us look lazy.
I've been asked questions many times like,
"Uorfi takes care of the expenses"
I made it very clear.
I said, "Uorfi pays for Mom,
Dolly, and Sameer
but not for me and Uruusa".
-I've also been asked this.
-"We take care of ourselves."
Have they ever praised me?
-Have they ever thanked me?
-No.
-I don't even expect it
-In fact, they blame you for everything.
They also blame me.
Mom, did you ever put forward
your point in this life?
Since before the time you got married
to date, have you ever made a point?
I didn't because I always
thought about all of you.
Think about yourself.
Be selfish. Start pushing your pov.
Otherwise, you were suppressed by
your husband when you were young.
Now, you'll be suppressed
by your children.
I am thinking about building your future.
-Yes.
-Build a future for Mom.
For everyone.
But that is also my fault.
I have never once in my life
demeaned any of my siblings.
In fact, I've always only
helped them with their careers.
But to date, no one's ever
come up to me and said,
"Thank you for helping me."
Don't say it.
Don't say thank you.
But don't portray Uorfi as a villain.
Hello! How fantastic.
What happened? Why so happy?
-Happy Eid. What is this?
-Happy Eid.
The glasses and the shiny clothes
He is looking sharp.
Happy Eid, Asfi. You are just
Asfi was looking so pretty!
Just looking like a wow!
I wish time could stand still.
I want this to be memorable.
We dressed up in pretty clothes on Eid
and took photos.
If you guys can shift here,
we can keep taking good photos.
We've already started
looking out for a flat.
We've already seen the flats
and spoken to a couple of brokers.
Listen, but the budget is coming to
two and a half or three lakh rupees.
And the deposit they are asking for
is 10 to 15 lakh rupees for four months.
So, how much is a year's rent
if per month is two and a half lakh?
12 multiplied by two is 24
or 28 lakh rupees.
Let's pay them a year's rent.
-Good God!
-This is too much.
No need to waste so much money.
Don't finalize anything
until we confirm this.
But this is very expensive.
She is already paying for our expenses.
Now she will have to pay two rents.
She wants to do it,
but we must think about it.
There is an initial expense
whenever someone moves homes.
But still, we'll need more than a year
to move permanently.
Dolly can stay with us initially.
And I will still have to
bear the expenses of two houses.
If Sameer doesn't move,
then it will be doubly expensive for me.
-How will it be doubly expensive?
-Mom is not ready to move yet.
I'll keep more house helps.
I'll keep more maids.
Sameer, you can adjust
a little for the family.
I've been here five times.
I don't like it here.
It's different when you live here.
Even I didn't like this place
when I came here.
But I took a liking to this place
in the last couple of years.
The place that helps you financially,
builds your career,
what is bad about it?
I don't like this place.
Mom is in two minds herself.
So, this is pointless.
We are looking like villains.
-Give her some time to think.
-No one's calling you a villain.
Who is calling you a villain?
No one's calling you a villain, Uruusa.
Why? I feel that way.
I am putting forward this POV
because you can't.
You are saying it subtly
and letting it go.
So it seems like
I'm pushing this on you.
So you decide for yourself.
You guys want me to decide
immediately like I'm in my 20s,
-that won't be possible.
-Exactly.
Making a decision is tough.
It's not easy.
Absolutely.
We've been living in Lucknow
for more than 45 years,
now leaving that place and
I am a mother of five,
and I've to think about everyone.
Children can easily leave their mother,
-a mother cannot leave her children.
-What are you saying?
Why are you telling that to me?
Because you have all left me, that's why.
When we come together,
we cannot not fight.
We are this dysfunctional family.
Whether we are together or apart,
there's never any peace.
But finally,
when the guests began to arrive,
Uorfi had planned a lunch
for the family and friends.
Then it got a little lively.
-What's up? Okay.
-Happy Eid!
Thank you. Happy Eid!
Happy Eid!
Hi.
Every mother likes it
when the children get together.
Even I like it when my
children are together on Eid.
We celebrated after a long time.
For me, Eid is no less
than a wedding or festival.
We took many family photos.
So good memories created and stamped.
Everyone, say sewai.
Sewai!
Finally, the day of the
Chinese Wok shoot has arrived.
What I was most worried about was sorted.
We got the permission.
So, I was a little relieved.
-What's up? You guys are here?
-Morning!
Good morning.
We'll play a match today.
I was just going to get ready.
We are going to play a very intense match.
If anything goes wrong,
then you guys will get in trouble.
We won't let it happen.
I'll get the makeup done.
I am keeping a normal hairstyle.
The bowl isn't staying in place.
It's not a hair material.
We'll tell them
it doesn't fit aesthetically.
Yes. The pin isn't going through.
I don't want to go all the way there
and just because of a hairstyle
-we can't shoot.
-Yeah, right. I agree.
And did you tell them that
You can't put food in this.
I'll move, the food will fall.
-There will be dirt on the dress.
-No
But can we get a photo?
You can take as many photos as you want.
I don't care.
-Just curl your your hair.
-Okay.
We will handle the rest.
-See, we are your best friends.
-Yeah, sure.
-Hi, guys.
-Hi.
-Hi!
-Hi. Ruslaan.
Please have a seat, guys.
-She is just getting ready.
-Okay.
So, once she is ready,
we'll figure out the trials, okay?
Bye, guys. All the best.
Now tighten this.
Put the hooks on each one.
Start adding the stickers.
Cover this, over here.
We should cover all the black,
according to the brief.
We cannot cover all the black.
Then the print option
would have been better.
-I said this before.
-Exactly.
What to do and when to do it,
that Ruslaan was
communicating with the brand.
But the brand was giving
feedback to Ruslaan.
Her hairstyle was supposed
to be like this, right?
We tried that, but it wasn't staying on.
Shraddha was sending images for approval.
And the brand was saying
this is not what we agreed.
Like the sticker was supposed
to be all over the body.
Whereas I had told Ruslaan already,
that was not possible.
But still, there was a lot of confusion.
Shraddha, they want the food in the bowl.
What do you mean they
want the food? Where?
-In the bowl.
-You please don't get into all this.
Wait a second, how can the food be seen?
Why all this last-minute drama?
I'd mentioned these points beforehand.
Minor dos and don'ts
are always a part of the work.
But when I asked the client,
that we had already said no.
So why is this happening now?
And the brand said that this
was never communicated to them.
You know, I was a little taken aback.
And I realized that something
major was wrong, which I hadn't realized.
I really need to solve this.
Ruslaan, was it not conveyed
to them about the food?
-No.
-Why didn't you convey then?
-I missed it.
-You missed it?!
What the hell do you mean
that you missed it?!
How could you say that you missed it?!
Ruslaan, are you out of your brains?
For him, it was just one sentence.
"I missed it."
But 20,000 things
were going on in my mind
that could have been possible damages.
A, it was happening in front of Uorfi.
I don't know what the client is thinking.
Both the clients are
thinking about each other,
"They don't have a clue."
Both the clients are
thinking about the agency.
It was a complete mess.
In all my years in this profession,
I've never seen so much screwup together.
When you were told last night,
why didn't you call the client?!
How will I handle this situation now?!
Why do you have to lie every time,
Ruslaan? You don't need to lie!
You are demeaning your talent!
He did the same thing during
the international artist!
Now you know.
You told me in the morning
that the brand has been told.
I am trying to explain to him.
What are you going to explain to him,
Ruslaan?!
Are you a moron?!
But you still come from privilege.
-I mean
-Would you accept that?
Don't be a pity seeker.
You are so immature.
You slammed the door
and you went away.
They called me street-urchin,
don't they? Fine.
Now I'll show them
my mettle on the streets.
Shit. What now?