Gap Year (2017) s01e06 Episode Script

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Come Christmas time, these will be flying off the shelves of London.
- It's Auld Lang Syne.
- This is a Communist Party song.
- You what? This is what happens when you're not here, Daisy, it all goes tits up.
My scholarship is under review.
I haven't told anyone.
But if they do take it away, my life is basically over.
Just for the record, I wanted to have sex with her and I liked it! I hope he's not a weirdo.
No, he's not a weirdo, thank you, he's a normo, if anything.
Jotty is a good - good-ish friend of mine.
- As long as he's putting us up for free, I don't care if he's a serial sex offender.
And he is! Putting us up for free, not the other thing.
Look, they've got a Nando's here! Sick.
I mean, no offence to Kuala Lumpuns, but this place is clearly pretty soulless, so I say we get out and do some proper travel ASAP now that we are a gang again.
You mean now that your psycho girlfriend's gone again? Yeah, all right.
My point is that I, we, should hit Penang tomorrow.
- OK.
- Yeah? - That's good.
- Greg! G-Reg! - Oh, my God.
- Jotty too Hotty, yes, brother! - God, it's good to see your face.
Never mind that, look at you! Wow! Who are you and what have you done with Jotty Boone!? Seriously, man, the hair, the clothes, the car, the I wouldn't normally pick up on this, but that scent is absolutely gorge! You can talk, you look amazing! Thank you.
The shoes Yes, please! This is the gang.
Well, you guys have been in the jungle.
It's OK, I keep all my furniture in plastic covers anyway.
Just kidding.
Thanks for letting us stay.
I trust you're all up for hitting the town tonight? - KL-style? - Oh No, we're kind broke right now, so - My treat.
- Then, yes, we are.
Great! You're going to love it here.
If you're anything like me, you'll never want to leave.
- OK, is this yours? - Yes.
I'll help.
Follow me, your carriage awaits.
Your carriage awaits! I don't mind it! Jotty Boone.
Welcome to my humble abode.
- My god! - Make yourselves at home.
Wow.
Are we staying here for free? It's fully air-conditioned, a bit of cow on the floor, all mod cons.
- Wow.
- Have you got Wi-Fi, Jotty? Yeah, password's Margaret Boone.
Oh, is that your wife? My mum.
Help yourself to showers, coffee Oh, is that an espresso machine? - What else? You know how to use it, right? - Do I?! - G-Reg - Yeah? - I want to show you something.
- Lead on, McJotty.
What news of the old gang? - Do you see Helen Coombes or Fat Gav? - Er, not really, no.
I know that fat Gav bought a horse, but, er, I don't know in what context.
So, Lauren's blocked me on Facebook for the second time in six weeks.
Are you OK, Ash? Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, my scholarship's under review and I got an e-mail saying - Your name? - Ashley Romanic.
- Let me check.
- Right.
This is so great.
I haven't had champagne since leaving the US.
I have a French grocer contact here, I get my champers, my brie, my baguettes, sit on the deck with a buddy and watch the world go by.
Mm.
Heavenly.
Well, it reminds me of my place, of course.
Similar atmos.
Similar er Well, I'm more of a tiles man, you see.
- Business booming, is it? - Yeah, well, right place, right time.
I'm just the ape that got lucky.
Welcome to my world.
Join the club, boy! Any more of that Michael Buble knocking about? - Sure thing.
- Top me up, Buttercup! I heard about Daisy, by the way, Greg.
I'm sorry, mate, you deserve better.
Yeah, well, it gives me a chance to come and see you, doesn't it? Well, I've only been pestering you about it for 13 years! - I'm here, aren't I? - Sick, there's a pool! What? Is that yours? No, it's the Government's, you're not allowed to use it.
- Oh, that's annoying.
- Just kidding.
It is mine.
Sorry.
- Whoa! - Yeah, you can see all the sights from this bad boy.
Central morgue, KFC, laser war Laser war? Seriously? Yeah.
I can give you lads directions, if you want? - Yeah.
- It's OK, I think we'll find something more authentic.
Cheers, Jots.
Can we go out now please, Jotty? I'd kind of just feel like I want to get absolutely ruined! All right, then, let's do it.
You lads have got long trousers, right? Yeah, of course.
We're not like cubs.
Oh, am I all right in these - squash trainers? - Big time.
I'd expect nothing less from the reigning squash champ! What are you doing?! Careful! Come on, you lummox.
It was just strip lighting at first back in '03, but I now supply panel lights, under-unit stuff, LEDs all over Asia! I am all about the Asian market these days, J! I just source tech gizmos and bring them back to Europe.
Spreading my business tentacles like some sort of international squid.
Well, I've been dipping my toe into tech of late.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Yeah, sorry, but, er, who are they? That's Tony's team.
That's Eddie, and that's Pavel the plasterer.
- Pavel the plasterer? - Yeah.
- Which one's Bob the builder! They're celebrating this big job - wanted to see if I can join them.
- Well, you can't! Because, you know, you're with me.
Just wait until we get to Penang tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, I was going to say, we don't have to leave Jotty's tomorrow.
Feels pretty rude to go so soon.
Yeah, especially when he's paying.
I think those were for all of us? You snooze, you lose.
OK, here we go.
- Ooh! - Air drop.
So.
What's the chat, gang? Oh, just think how much I love the decor in here.
Yeah, very Malay.
- Not.
- Well, it's a bit different, I guess.
- You all students, right? - Yes.
I'm a law major.
Wow.
I wish I'd studied law.
You must be a right old brainbox.
Well, kind of Ash is the one on scholarship, in fact.
Yeah.
- Forgot about that.
- Whoa! - Can you slow down? - Could you mind your own business? - I study philosophy.
- That's brave.
In this day and age.
Well, working out the meaning of life, yeah.
It does take bravery sometimes.
Well, I'm impressed, I missed out on all that learning, dropped out of school at 16, got my head down.
- You dropped out at 16? - Mm-hm.
- You did? You've got to graft right off the bat and put the time in.
But if you're happy to hustle, it all pays off down the pipe.
It's marathon, not a sprint.
- No, I'm saying it IS a sprint.
- Makes two of us.
Well, your future is determined by what you do in your 20s.
Exactly! You get it.
Well, I mean, I'm not even a student.
I'm a plumber.
Amazing.
Great line of work.
Thanks! Yeah.
Er, so, do you think I shouldn't be taking time off? It's up to you, bud, I'm sure you know what you're doing.
Sure, how about we go for a quick fag, yeah? Look at the view, see the towers? - Have fun.
- Yeah, will do.
- Laters.
Don't listen to him.
He's a knob! - Did you see, he had a pool on his roof though.
- Yeah, he's doing well.
- So what? - Yeah, but he didn't go to university either.
He knows about this kind of stuff.
Maybe I should do what he did, go back home, take this job Well, travel is a bigger opportunity though, Sean.
For what? I'm drinking Heineken in a bar where everybody speaks English.
Sean, listen, OK? Travelling may not make you a better plumber, but it will make you a better person.
Probably, therefore, a better plumber! - What? - There's more to life than work.
That's my point.
And being here and seeing the world is a really good for you, for the soul.
Just trust me, OK? We are going to go and do something mind-blowing tomorrow.
I promise! I will look after you, mate.
Right, whatever you say.
By the way, do you think Ashley looks all right earlier? She looked more than all right.
She should have been wearing that dress the whole trip.
Come on, let's sack this place off and walk home.
See something of the real world for once.
- Let me get this straight, you don't do a Diamondback? - Mm? - OK, can I just - Ash, Ash! Is she OK? It's OK, make some room.
Ash, can you rein it in? Jotty's a member here and he may not want us at his apartment if we're bad guests.
My God, you like him? He's a very sophisticated man.
But he's like a little old for you, though.
So what? I'm now an independent woman of the world, so No, no worries.
That is your vagina.
- Thank you.
- So, what can I get you? I guess I'll have a diamondback.
And make it a double.
Digital kitchenware from China.
It's a bit niche, but I've got some samples back at the flat - if you want to see them.
- Defo.
How much have you drunk? I hate driving at the best of times.
Me drive your Merc? Oh! Yes! It's called the diamondback.
- It will change your life.
- Well, cheers to that.
Yes! This car .
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is bliss.
B-L-I-S-S.
This car's loving you.
I'm going in the bathroom.
- Whoa.
- I'm fine.
I'm good.
Ash are you OK? - Whoa! - Wa-hey! - That's the pool! - Ash, are you OK? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
No, I've got about ten seconds, go, go.
Nightmare.
Bottles.
Jotty, they're not going to open themselves.
Well, I mean, obviously, some of them you can twist off.
No, yes, of course, there are the sell-outs, but this one plays an old Communist anthem.
Rightly or wrongly.
- It's crap, isn't it? Total crap.
- No, Greg, not at all - No, so you would be interested? - Well, no - Of course you're not.
Jesus Christ.
I've got 3,000 of them! Are you all right? To be honest with you, Jott, I think I've lost my way a little bit.
I'm going through a divorce .
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I'm stony broke and if I don't sell some of those, I'm in a bit of trouble.
OK.
Take a swig, take a breath and look me right in the eyes.
Why don't you come and work with me? M-m-me, work with you? Out here? - You'd do that for me? - Anything for you, Greg, you're my best friend! I Yeah, well, I agree, but This is the place to start again, brother! There's a buttload of opportunities here for someone like you, G.
You'd have to work your way up the ladder, obviously, do some shit jobs at first, like I did No, I don't mind doing that, I'll do anything, Jotty, honestly, I will do this, I will do this! How much do you need? 40K? 50? - Split the diff, say 45.
- Are you sure? - 50 - 45's great.
- 45's perfect.
- We start tomorrow, bright and early.
G-Reg and Jotty, the old team, back on the road! - Are you serious? - Deadly serious.
Yes, brother.
Ash? Are you in here? Are you all right? That must be all of it.
So, what happened? I drank too much.
No, I mean what was on the e-mail? Yeah.
I lost my scholarship.
So I'm dropping out of college.
That dream has sailed.
Oh, shit.
Are you all right? Mmm.
- I mean, you shouldn't just give up.
- I don't want your advice, OK? You don't know shit about this stuff, you're a plumber.
Just butt out.
All right.
I'm sorry, I don't want you to see me like I'm sorry about Ashley puking, by the way.
She tends to overdo it.
- Oh, hey, I remember being that age.
- Totally.
I mean, I am at that age, but I, er, I feel more mature.
Can I just finish this? We're off out if anyone wants to come along.
No, thank you.
I think I need a detox, to turn this ship around.
Greg? You up for it? No can do, ladies.
Because, drum roll, please As of last night, I have decided to stay in KL.
- What? - And go into business with my dear friend, Booney Tunes.
- No way! - Mmm.
- Morning, campers.
Morning, boss.
You're working here? For how long? Indefinitely.
It's kind of like a job, Sean.
Wow.
That is so kind of you, Jotty.
Kind? How do you mean kind? - Erm Oh, nothing.
- It's not a hand-out, he'll work his way up, just like me.
Anyone can reinvent themselves in KL if they're prepared to work for it.
That's what I like to hear, Jotty.
Wait, so you're not travelling any more? Well, I'm 37, Sean.
I can't backpack forever.
I've got a bad back, for one thing.
The theme would be wedding within the first and second fingers.
That would be ideal.
And then serrated thumb and more or less do - away with cutlery altogether.
- Wow, so eating gloves.
Eating gloves is what it would be called, yes.
Wonderful.
I honestly think this could be huge.
Genuinely.
This is my oldest friend, newest colleague and absolute living legend, Greg Lavelle.
Greg, this is Bertie, the man who brought socket covers to Asia.
Socket covers? - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, what are they for? - I've never known.
- You know, just - Keep them covered.
- You want to watch out for him on a night out.
Ripped the sleeves off his suit two weeks ago.
Oh! Stop slinging muck! I really can't remember doing that.
I get so drunk.
Mad.
And, Greg, I hear you've come bearing gifts.
Ie, totty, American thereof.
Jotty's told be all about the gorgeous geisha.
Me and May hooked up last night.
- May? - That's not a problem, is it, Greg? No, no, that's fine.
Don't go breaking her heart, that's all.
That's That's That's That's That's absolutely fine.
- I'm fine with that.
- So, new guy, please confirm, is there a blonde? There is.
Ashley by name, blonde by, erm - Hair colour.
- Ooh.
Blondie, come to Bertie.
Now, Greg, horrid first job, but I've got a tonne of shredding.
- Hope that's OK.
- Not a problem.
- We can talk food gloves later.
I would love to.
But until then, I am willing, shreddy and able.
Have a quick widdle first.
How was last night? Oh, you know It was everything I wanted and more.
- Mmm.
- You know, there was none of this college boy fumbling around.
It was direct.
He just got his head down and went for it.
Wow, sounds romantic.
What do you mean, "Just got his head down?" Like, he just rammed it into a pillow and let his hips do the rest.
It was so Sensual and .
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sweaty.
It was like being in a Bond film.
Oh, yeah? Daniel Craig or Roger Moore? Craig.
Daniel Craig.
Because it sounds more like you're describing a wrestling match.
It was sophisticated.
OK? We're both very free and .
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European.
He's taking me to the opera tonight.
- What? - This is exactly what I need.
A classy, wonderful-smelling older man to introduce me to a world of taste and culture.
- Is that a hickey? - What? - No.
- Who gives hickeys any more? I heard hickeys are coming back in.
OK.
Not being negative, May.
But his Wi-Fi code is his mum's name.
He eats Cheerios for breakfast.
How do you know he's not some psychotic man-child? Stop eating Jotty's pannetone like it's a muffin.
- Is it not a muffin? - No.
It's clearly It doesn't matter.
Look, I want to stay and see where this goes.
You see? I told you we'd do something mind-blowing.
You told me we'd be exploring Malaysia and enriching ourselves.
But, similar.
Yeah, but it's us being a team again.
Yeah, I know, I'm just a bit weirded out by the whole Greg getting a job thing.
Yeah, well, he had to grow up at some point.
And I think May was sleeping in Jotty's room last night, as well.
- What is going on, man? - Forget about them.
It's me and you now.
- The dream team.
- Yeah.
Dream team.
- Are they toading us? - What? - Those kids.
Laughing, taking the piss.
- What? - Well, they're going down.
You sure you're OK starting out doing a bit of driving, G? Yes, Jotty.
Thank you.
It's more than OK.
Got to do me time, haven't I? Great.
Oh, by the way, I've had another idea for a new product.
Yes! The dongle pen.
A pen with a quill on one end He's got a red Fiesta.
He's got a red Fiesta.
- Do you remember it? - Yeah.
Yes, I do remember it.
You up front, me and Gav in the back.
- Fat Gav.
- Greggles, the chauffeur.
He's got a red Fiesta.
- He's got a red Fiesta.
- Are you doing the whole song? He got it from a dealership in Leicester.
G reg, G reg, Greg Lavelle.
His car's got a funny smell.
Yeah, although it didn't have.
I can't tell you how good it is to finally have a driver - who speaks my language.
- Literally.
- Go.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, let's be having you, boys.
Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
Is it your first time? Did mummy forget to pack your testicle? - Do you want bother? - Whoa! - Oh! Leave it now, Dyl.
What's the matter, boys? Can't handle the dream team, is that what it is? - Stop toading them.
- They're only 15, they're not going to do anything.
Oh! - All right? - Yeah.
That was crazy.
You all right? So, by going into business, you meant becoming his driver? Driving Miss Jotty.
Driving him mad at the moment.
No, it's placement rotation, probably, isn't it? Driving will be, what? Like a couple of weeks and then - A year so, yeah.
- Just a year? Yeah, and then start office running, do exactly what I did.
So, did you say a year, though? As in a whole Earth year? - If you can't hack it, bud - Wait, wait - I can hack it.
I - should - hope so.
I can hack it.
I'm planning a little welcome to the family bash, ce soir, at - the club for you.
- Oh, lovely.
- You plural.
- The club? Again? But I thought we were going to the opera tonight.
Yeah, but then I thought, let's not do that, let's just go to the club.
And I watched a bit of opera on YouTube and it's really boring.
- You What? - There you all are.
Couldn't bloody find it, Jot.
- Never been to this bit.
- No, nor have I, Bert.
But they do lasagne, I did check.
And, ladies, this is Bertie, a very big and blue cheese around these parts.
My reputation precedes me.
Stilton, at your service.
Bertie, delighted to meet you.
I'm Ashley Rominick.
Since everyone's staying in KL, I thought I might see if there was some work available as well.
Blimey.
We're all getting the bug.
Not me.
I have regular tests.
Genuinely.
OK.
Well, here is my resume.
If you could distribute amongst all of your Business-ey friends.
As you can see, I built several orphanages in Vietnam.
Ah.
Well, I like what I see.
Doing! Cocktail waitress? That girl makes a mean cocktail, Berts.
He has shares in the club.
Well, I think she meant more corporate, business type stuff.
Too late, the employment cupid hath let loose his dart.
You're hired.
Oh.
Great.
OK, thank you.
- I'll take it.
- Good on you, girl.
This is how it all starts.
- In ten years, you'll have your own bar.
- Mmm.
Well, lookee here.
The warriors return.
How was loser war? I'm just kidding.
Did you find it OK, lads? Yes, thanks.
It was amazing, actually.
We lasered the shit out of these kids who then tried to fight us.
- Shit, are you OK? - Well Yeah, he's fine.
They backed off, so - Yeah, no thanks to you.
You hid.
- I did not hide.
I fell back and shot them repeatedly.
With a toy gun.
So, I checked the bus times to Penang and there's a sleeper tonight if anyone wants it.
Oh No, we're staying now.
What? What do you mean? Well, I got a job at Marble Eight.
So, what, are you like a waitress now? Why not? My mom's a waitress, is there something wrong with that? No, I didn't mean that, just We're having a staying do tonight, as it goes.
Well, I guess the dream team will have to take it to Penang alone.
What team, Dyl? You never listen to me, you just do whatever you want.
We just went to laser war.
Yeah, and I got pistol whipped with those kids you kept toading.
- Toading? - That was funny.
They were like 15.
That will be a classic anecdote in the future.
What future? Being here is shitting on my future, I've had it.
I'm going home, man.
- Wait, Greg's just getting the car.
- No, I mean home, home.
- What? No, don't go home, home.
You can't go.
Look, these guys are staying here.
- What about me? - Yeah, well, I can't keep doing what's best for you, Dyl.
I should be at home grafting like Jotty did.
- Very true.
- No.
Sean Sean, wait.
Please! Hey, Greg.
We should play squash this weekend.
Recreate the old sports day showdown of '94.
Except this time I'm going to take you down.
Set the record straight.
And you can be my cheerleader.
Oh.
Mmm.
- Ah! - Jesus Christ! My mirror! My fucking wing mirror! - Sorry.
- Never look behind you while you're driving.
- I'm sorry, Jotty.
- Any idea how expensive this car is? - Concentrate.
- OK, I said I'm sorry, Jotty.
It's forgotten.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I just love this car.
Come on, Jotty, get it together, boy.
OK, here we go.
Thank you.
So, lads and ladies, little speechette if I may.
We're gathered here tonight to welcome my old friend G-Reg to KL.
Recently, his life has been a total bloody train wreck.
- Wow.
Oh, wow.
- He's divorced, his business is sunk, and he's bumming around Asia with three students and a plumber.
But he's here now with his best mate where he belongs.
Love you, bud.
And secondly, I'd like to introduce May, my new girlfriend.
Your freshly-minted Marble 8 club membership card, babe.
My surname's actually Wang, not Wong.
I got it Wong.
Very, very Wong.
No dear, you're working.
- Shit, sorry.
- You're driving, don't forget.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Yoink.
I mean, how has Jotty done this? This time yesterday, we were all meant to be going to Penang.
- Can't you and me just - Look, Dyl, it's too late.
I'm going, I'm gone.
In my head, I'm already in London.
There's nothing you can say.
Sean, please.
I guess I just wanted to say, or even ask, do you not think maybe this is moving a little fast? Does this locket answer your question? White gold, 24 carat.
Because I was thinking, you know, perhaps it is.
And maybe we got caught up in Excellent sex? Sure, why not? That, yes.
How are your hamstrings, by the way? Because mine are tight! OK.
I think we should leave it there.
What? Well, I really appreciate you putting us up and helping Greg and Ash, but Are you dumping me? Why the hell are you dumping me? Well, I guess at first I thought you were really worldly and, erm, sophisticated, but then I realised that, in fact, actually you're really not that.
I'm sorry, that could have come out better.
Not worldly? I'm a British Airways Executive Club Gold member.
I live in Malaysia.
I thought you really liked me.
I was picturing kids and everything.
You could've had it all, girl.
I'm seriously considering eating this locket right in front of you.
Oh, don't.
Definitely don't do that.
Yeah, walk away.
No free pouring.
Use the measures.
OK, sorry.
Really sorry.
I'll let you off this time because I like you.
And I'll have two more while you're at it.
Oh, yeah, certainly.
Two more of what? I don't nare Know.
I tried to say know and care and I said, "Nare"! OK, let's stop with the nose thing.
OK.
- What can I get you? - I know you don't want my advice.
Great, don't give it then.
I don't think you should give up on your studying.
Not a lot of people get a chance to do it so you shouldn't just throw away.
I believe in you even if you don't.
OK, well thank you.
Noted.
Hello, hello, hello.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
A bit of quiet please.
I want to say to Greg, May and Ashley, aka the three rafterteers, that, erm Don't swap travelling for this gross, expat shitpit.
It's fool's gold guys, honestly.
Just look at yourselves.
And to my best friend Sean Get off! .
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I just want to say Shut up.
Baby, if you've got to go away Don't think I could take the pain No, this won't do, bud.
- No? - No, people come here, mate.
- I can't have this.
- That's all right, I'll tell him to be quiet.
No, just get rid.
Lose the lads.
But they're my friends, Jotty.
They're divs, G.
Lose the lads.
Don't you say it's a final kiss Won't you stay another All right OK, guys.
All right we're done.
We're done, guys.
- Go back to your seats.
- Not at Jotty's house.
Let's go.
Recharge your glasses.
- Good work, man.
Good work.
- What you doing? OK, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done.
I know that blood is running high, but this is a classy place.
- It's a bloody weird place.
- Yeah, exactly.
It's a weird place.
So if you want to go, then you want to go, - I can't really stop you, so - What? Where's that come from? No, I'm just saying if you want to go, then you can go.
Plough on and then just text me when you get there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you trying to get rid of us? No, I'm not trying I'm just saying that, erm, Jotty's clients come here and Oh, my God, you're like Jotty's henchmen, aren't you? I just need to think about the business.
- I'm sorry.
- Wow, you're genuinely asking us to leave? - Amazing.
- No, I'm not asking you to leave.
- You've changed, bro.
- He's done it.
Off with his sleeves! A left and a right.
Next on the agenda Lizzie.
Where are my drinks, my doll? OK, there you go.
Two vodka martinis.
Oh shit.
I did say not to do that.
Why is the man sopping? He was doinking my nose.
Like uncles do.
Heaven's sake.
You won't go very far in this industry with a temper like that, Lizzie.
- Her name's Ashley.
- I know.
And I'm sorry.
Thank you for the job, Bertie.
I will hold it together from now on, I promise.
Good, now kiss and make up.
- Excuse me? - You heard him.
We have to kiss.
- No! - What the hell are you doing? - Come on! - I can deal with this.
Come on, punk, what have you got? Wait, wait, wait.
Sean, I've got this.
What you're here for me now when I'm getting started on by a 60-year-old? Big-time.
So big guy wants a piece of Sean, huh? Well, you're going to have to get through me.
- Jesus! - Dyl, what are you doing, you dildo? - Oh, my God! You're bleeding.
- I'll be OK.
Let's lose the lads, Greg.
What did we talk about? In fact, let's lose the lot and get rid of all the kids.
OK, put the music back on, I am getting my man to get rid of the kiddies.
- Greg.
- Nah.
Stop.
Do not drink that.
You are my driver.
Not any more, mate.
You can shove your job up your ass.
Yes, Greg, stick it to him.
Well, you know what else is going back up my arse? 45 K.
Couldn't give a shit, mate.
I don't need the money.
Well, then you won't mind picking up the bar tab, then.
- 12,700 - Fine.
What's that in pounds? - Two and a bit grand.
- Don't do this, Jotty.
And you can shut up as well, you scrubber.
- Scrubber, and what's that? - That just means slut in British.
Right, well, that's - Yes.
- Yes! I love it.
We're not unravelling any more, we're ravelling, if anything.
Yeah, we can't pay that.
- So - Oh, well that's a shame.
I'm just going to have to contact the police on you, then.
- We know the police around here, don't we? - Yeah, we do, fast friends.
Jotty, please Not so big now, are we, sans job? I was digging you out of your pit, mate.
You were a loser at 16.
You're a loser now.
We beat you in squash.
15 years ago, love.
I have weekly sessions with the former number one of Greece now.
- So - Why not play him for the bill? - No.
- Yes.
Come on Jotty, what you got? - No, mate, that won't work.
Bring it on.
My gym's open 24/7.
See he's kept it up and I haven't really My arms are sort of thinned out.
Come on, Greg.
- We believe in you.
- And Jotty's lashed, look at him.
What's the matter, little baby bum, bum? You want to put your nappy on? - First to 11.
- It doesn't have to be like this, Jotty.
Let the slaughter commence.
Yeah! Keep them coming, Jottles.
At least try and get a point off me, Lavelle.
- Come on, Greg! - Yeah! Yes! Go, Jotty! Eat shit! Ah! Well, look at this, you kids are screwed.
He's lost his wife, his business, and now he's losing at the only thing he was ever good at.
Don't listen to him, Greg! You know Daisy would've married me, don't you? If I hadn't come out to KL.
I'm just saying.
- Rambo time, is it? - Yeah.
It is Rambo time, mate.
Buckle up, brother.
Shit! That's what I'm talking about! - Damn! - Yes! - Oh! - Oh, dear.
- Don't go home, Sean.
Seriously.
It won't be the same without you and I really want you here.
Out of practice are we, Jotty? I'll stay if you fight for your scholarship.
Oh, we're on negotiating now? That's right.
OK.
You've got a deal.
Yes! Come on! Ow, ow, ow! - You're still in it Greg.
- Lip's hurting again, Ash.
Yes, yes, yes! Yes! It's really soothing, actually.
- You're all good.
- Kind of reminds me of the clinic in Vietnam.
Oh, don't start on that again.
I'm actually thinking of doing a surprise thing for Sean's birthday.
It's his 21st in a few weeks, and I was just wondering if you wanted to help me.
Yeah, of course I do.
- Yeah! - Yes! Yes! G reg, G reg, Greg Lavelle, he plays squash so bloody well.
- Whoo! - That's it! Come on.
It's here, brother.
It's here.
In your heart.
Way to go, Greggy boy! My serve, match point.
Get on with it, man.
Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! You did it, you nailed it! Let's get the hell out of here.
Amen.
That was a total nightmare.
I don't know.
I stole a couple of souvenirs from Jotty's on the way out.
Yes, May, I love it.
Told you we'd only stay for a day.
Cut! Cut! Who the hell are these people in my shot? Guys! You see that, might've just been spotted.
I'd rather be pregnant than whatever that is.
I figured you were more into Sean now? Why does everyone keep saying that? Look, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter! - Get away from me, you filthy looking zombies.
- Stop!