Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Okay, how do I look?
Beautiful as always.
A little too much cleavage.
Well, when I'm not working
for tips, I'll cover up.
Is that the lesson you want
to teach your daughter?
Are you kidding?
These are all I am to her.
- Hey, y'all.
- Hey. Oh, good.
All right, here you go.
- Yay.
- I thought you were off tonight.
Uh, I was, but a shift opened up,
and despite appearances,
we are poor people.
Well, I thought we were
gonna have some "us" time.
Uh, well, I get off at midnight.
We can "us" time then.
Hey, I know what
"us" time means.
Stop it.
Okay, I'll
see you later.
All right, what are we doing?
We?
Once I put the baby down,
we can play Monopoly, Jenga.
I'm all yours.
Well, thank you, but
[yawns]
I am suddenly very tired.
You can just say no,
you don't have to pretend to be sleepy.
Okay. No.
- How are you at Gin Rummy?
- Well, it's been a while.
You might have to remind me
of the rules.
Are you conning me?
Only one way to find out.
♪
You sure about that?
Thank you.
Gin.
Son of a bitch.
Go again?
[yawns]
I am suddenly very tired.
Tired of losing.
♪
Let's see.
Oh, there's your mama.
See how hard she's working?
That's for you.
Remember that when you're a teenager and
you hate your mother for no good reason,
other than she's your mother.
Georgie?
Hey, what're you doing here?
Is everything okay?
Everything's great.
This one didn't want to sleep,
so I thought we'd come
pay you a visit.
Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm real busy.
Well, you sure I can't
buy you some dessert?
I got $11 from your dad
burning a hole in my pocket.
Order up.
I got to go. Bye.
Okay, see you later.
Whoa, that's all
you're leaving?
Yeah.
Just so you know,
you ain't just tipping your waitress,
you're also tipping her baby girl here.
Oh, come on. Look at this face.
There we go.
Have a nice night.
♪
[coos]
[sighs]
Hey.
Hey. Sorry, didn't
mean to wake you.
Oh, it's okay.
How was work?
Busy.
I feel bad
I didn't have time for you.
I get it.
Well, I got time for you now.
It's been a while,
we ain't gonna need much time.
You smell like bacon.
Really? I showered.
I ain't complaining.
I like bacon.
[laughs]
[pager vibrates]
[groans]
Your pager.
I hear it.
Aren't you
gonna answer it?
It's just someone with
a broke down car.
They ain't going nowhere.
What if it's an emergency?
This is an emergency.
[pager vibrates]
Dang it.
It's okay, I'll be here
when you get back.
Great, I'll wake you.
Or, you know, let me sleep
through it. It's fine.
♪
Thanks, Charlie.
[siren whoops]
Evening, miss.
Thank the Lord.
I got a flat tire.
Well, good news,
it's only flat on the bottom.
A little tow truck humor.
Can you fix it?
I can change it.
Got a spare?
I do,
it's that one right there.
Oh. Well, I can tow you back to the shop
and get you fixed up in the morning.
Thank you.
It's a nice car you got.
Well, God is good.
Oh, you're one of them.
One of them?
I don't mean nothing by it.
My mom's one of them, too.
Blessed with the abundance
of God's love?
Yep, definitely one of them.
You are not
what I expected
when I called
a tow truck.
Oh, you were waiting on
a butt-crack Bubba type?
[chuckles]
Yeah.
Well, sorry to disappoint.
Mine is firmly tucked away.
So, are you
McAllister?
Cooper, McAllister's
my father-in-law.
You're married?
You look so young.
Well, when you meet the right
woman and get her pregnant,
you just know.
So, what about you?
What kind of job
gets you a car
like that?
Oh, um, I work
in real estate,
but honestly,
I owe it all to my church.
Really?
My mom's church
never gave out Mercedes.
Once in a while,
you'd get free pancakes,
but that's about it.
[laughs]
I'm serious.
I mean,
I was struggling
before I joined
my congregation,
but now I'm doing great.
You know, God wants us
to be prosperous.
All I remember
from Sunday school
is, "Thou shalt not
have any fun."
Well, maybe you're going
to the wrong church.
You should check us out.
Maybe I will.
I'm telling you,
if you invest in God,
He will return that
investment tenfold.
How's He with debt?
'Cause I got me a
few folds of that.
♪
Oh, my goodness, CeeCee,
you're getting so big.
'Cause she's a Texas baby.
'Cause you keep
sneaking her cookies.
I want her to like me.
Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
Oh, well, you got in so late,
I wanted to give you a break.
What did I do to deserve you?
This.
Hey, what do you think about
coming to church with me on Sunday?
Church? You want pancakes,
just tell me.
No, this lady
I towed last night
was telling me how her church is all
about prosperity and making money.
So?
So, those are two of
my favorite things.
We're not really church people.
Why would you say that?
Of course we are.
When was the last time
we went to church?
When Georgie's
father
I don't recall.
This could also be a
business opportunity.
Prosperous folks
need tires, too.
I don't know.
Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
You're okay with him going
to church just to sell tires?
Yes.
You want to
come with me?
No.
Mandy?
Well, Sunday's
my one day to sleep in,
but if you want to go,
you should go.
All right.
What about you, CeeCee?
You want to come
to church with Daddy?
Hands off,
she's Catholic.
And here's a free
air freshener.
Has our number
right on it.
And it smells
like apple pie.
How about that?
Money making idea:
A little pocket
in your underwear
that you can slide
an air freshener into.
Hey, Georgie.
You remembered my name.
Hello.
So, is my car ready?
Let me check.
Yes, ma'am,
it most certainly is.
My name's Ruben.
What's yours?
- Valerie.
- Oh, lovely name.
Valerie, you're gonna need
brake pads on your vehicle,
- sooner better than later.
- Thank you. Good to know.
- Ruben, I got this.
- I'm just thinking of her safety.
Don't you need to call
your wife or something?
He's married.
I know. I'm actually hoping
to meet her at church this Sunday.
- Church?
- Yeah.
Mm, too much work.
Sorry about that,
he's alone a lot back there.
So, will I see you on Sunday?
Yeah, I think you will.
Might be solo.
My wife's not real interested.
Oh, too bad.
But I will be
glad to see you.
Oh. And I'll be glad
to see you
in a churchly fashion.
Before I forget,
free air freshener.
Oh. [sniffs]
Apple, the fruit
of temptation.
Hang on, I got a mango
in here somewhere.
♪
You look nice.
Thanks.
Last chance to come
to church with me.
Sorry, today's
a strict no-bra day.
I feel a little weird.
The only time I ever wore this
was my dad's funeral.
Well, I'm sure he'd be glad to know
you're getting your money's worth.
He was thrifty.
You know, he's the one who taught me
shampoo is really just liquid soap.
You can wash your hair with
a bar of Irish Spring. Same deal.
Is that why your hair
smells like that?
Mmm, when you
first met me, yeah.
Now I'm a Zest man.
♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
Is this your first time with us?
Yes, ma'am.
Well, we are so glad
to have you.
Oh, okay.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
Georgie, welcome.
[chuckles]
Oh, y'all are
a huggy bunch.
Come here, there's someone
I want you to meet.
Reverend, this is
Georgie Cooper.
Travis Lemon.
How are you doing on
this glorious Sunday?
Depends.
You got pancakes?
Better. We got waffles
the shape of Texas.
Praise the Lord.
[chuckles]
I got a flat tire
the other night
and Georgie rescued me.
Ah, a Good Samaritan.
Isn't that something?
It's my job, so maybe
just a regular Samaritan.
Georgie drives a tow truck
and works at a tire shop.
When do you find
the time to sleep?
I don't.
So if it happens during your sermon,
don't take it personal.
[laughter]
Hard worker,
God rewards that.
Speaking of which,
I couldn't help but notice
you had some church vans
out there with bald tires.
Be happy to take care
of that for you.
Oh, yeah, this is
the church for you.
Let's talk after
the service.
I told you.
Not even here five minutes
and you're already prospering.
I guess I am.
I'm so happy for you.
[chuckles]
Okay, more hugging.
♪
Remember when you wanted to be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
There's still time.
There is!
Yeah, and I'm gonna be
an aerobics instructor.
Hey.
Hey. How was church?
Great. I met the reverend.
Real nice guy.
Mm.
Feel more prosperous?
Actually, I do.
McAllister Auto is now
the exclusive tire store
for all the church buses and vans.
[Mandy gasps]
You're kidding.
Tires, brakes, alignment,
the works.
In fact, I gave him
a ridiculously high price,
then knocked ten percent off.
He was thrilled.
How can you not
love this kid?
He hustled a reverend.
Exactly.
You know, I think it's time
we up your compensation.
We already give them free room,
board and childcare.
Yeah, but with the tow truck,
he's working day and night.
He volunteered, Jim.
'Cause he's a go-getter.
Well, then he can
go get another job.
Should we jump in here?
No, stay out of it,
this is how I got a car.
Giving him a cut only
motivates him to make more.
Keeping him hungry
motivates him more.
Now, you see, that is
the kind of thinking
that makes Communism
appealing.
You sure we shouldn't
jump in?
Shh, we're close.
Did you just call me
a Communist?
I'm just saying a good American
would pay him what he's worth.
There it is.
Fine, pay him whatever you want.
And that's how I got
a Jeep Cherokee.
♪
I see what's going on.
I get a raise, you can't
keep your hands off of me.
You got a problem
with that?
No, you're right,
I'm way more sexy.
[laughs]
Well, I'm really
proud of you.
You know, there's
a Bible study Wednesday.
You want to come?
Oh, wow, we really need
to work on your dirty talk.
[chuckles]
Sorry, I just think
you really might like it.
Thanks, but I don't need
to watch you sell tires
to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
It ain't about that.
It's actually kind of working.
W-What are you
talking about?
I'm making more money
and you want to have day sex.
That's everything
I've ever prayed for.
[chuckles]
Please don't tell me
you think that's
'cause of the church.
I don't know. Maybe.
I'm just saying a lot
of what they preach makes sense.
Ugh, you're starting
to sound like your mom.
What the heck's
that supposed to mean?
Oh, calm down,
I love her, but
you know, when it comes
to the church, she's a little bit of a
A little bit of a what?
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "nutjob."
Nutjob?
If I were you, I wouldn't
start comparing moms.
[scoffs]
What's that mean?
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "bitch."
[gasps]
Where you going? I thought
we were gonna fool around.
Pray for it,
see what happens.
Hey. Still waiting
on them brakes?
Want it done fast
or you want 'em done right?
Well, I want 'em done now.
[chuckles]
Aw, like a big lion practicing
his roar.
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
[meows]
- Quit it.
- [chuckles] Trouble at home?
Wife find out about
the hot church lady?
No.
Keeping her a secret? Smart.
I don't care about her.
Care about who?
The woman who
invited me to church.
The hot woman.
Baywatch hot.
Care to explain?
Yeah, she's attractive.
Muy fuego.
But it don't matter
'cause we're just friends.
So you're not
doing something dumb?
Oh, I do dumb stuff
all the time,
just not this.
Well, be careful.
I own a timeshare in Florida
'cause the saleslady
looked like Raquel Welch.
I don't know
who that is.
Oh, she was a knockout.
Had curves
in all the right places.
She wore this fur bikini
in a movie, man.
I still think about it.
Fur bikini?
Was she cold?
Get back to work.
[snorts] "Curves in
all the right places."
Dude is old.
♪
Will Georgie be
joining us for dinner?
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.
Oh.
I do hope he isn't
turning into his mother.
That is a terrible thing to say.
No matter how hard we fight it,
at some point we all
turn into our parents.
Yeah, well,
I'm turning into Dad.
Too late, blondie.
You got something to say,
just say it.
I just think Georgie
should be using
what little free time he has
to be with
his wife and daughter.
[sighs] I don't disagree.
So you agree.
That's not what I said.
If your father
was doing something
that made me uncomfortable,
I would make sure
he knew about it.
God, I am turning into you.
Aw.
No, it's not a good thing.
Where you going?
To tell my husband
I love and support him,
no matter what he chooses to do.
I think that's a mistake.
Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
Thank you, Father,
for your many blessings
and let our prosperity
be a glory to you
and a beacon that brings others
to your light.
Amen.
ALL:
Amen.
Georgie, you've
been awful quiet.
Is there anything you'd like to say
before we wrap it up?
Oh, uh, yeah.
I would like to thank you all
for being so welcoming.
I haven't been hugged this much
since I was on the high school
wrestling team.
Oh, before I forget
Here's my business card.
McAllister Auto.
We offer 24-hour towing
and all your tire needs.
Just give them this card
and you'll get ten percent off
our already low, low prices.
That it?
Oh. Amen.
Here, let me
give you a hand.
Oh. Thanks.
So, what'd you think
of Bible study?
It's hard to believe,
but I liked it.
Why is that hard to believe?
Well, it's got the words "Bible" and
"study" right there in the name.
[chuckles]
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed it.
God wanting me to succeed
is kind of comforting.
Could I tell you something?
I think my flat tire
was no accident.
What are you saying?
You put a nail
in your own tire?
I think God did it,
to bring you here.
Well, if that's true,
I'm glad he did.
Me, too.
Whoa, I'm a married man.
You sure are!
Move.
[grunts]
- Let's go, married man.
- You saw me pull away, right?
It's the only reason
you're still standing.
Call for a tow?
Got to go!