GG Precinct (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Sir, if I get a perfect score
in my Chinese language exam this time,
will you take me swimming in that resort?
Of course.
However, you must focus more.
If you don't focus,
how will you ever get a perfect score?
If you don't get a perfect score,
how will you ever go swimming there,
Huh?
Sir.
"I've never met anyone who loves virtue
as much as physical beauty." Right?
Yes.
Jen-shan.
Without dedication and focus
you'll achieve nothing.
In the future, your sister
will undoubtedly achieve more than you.
Fuck! Are you rushing to suck
Chief.
You're out of our sight now. Chief.
Hurry, let's go help him.
I'll show you the power
of a jiu-jitsu champion!
-Chubby.
-Yes.
Did I build scrapyards in my past life?
Why do I always get run over?
You always get hurt super bad,
but still survive.
Besides, your IQ isn't that high.
Head injuries couldn't affect you.
Chubby. Have you ever been hit
by a wheelchair?
Chang Yung-kang had disappeared
when you came down?
Fuck! Even Shui-yuan's missing now.
He was only out of our sight for a
Deputy, we've expanded our search to
CCTV footage in both areas
to help us find Shui-yuan and the Chief.
I thought we could use two pieces of bait
to catch the mouse.
Turns out there were two mice.
And we're all bait here. All of us!
The Department insists
we hold a press conference today
to report on the investigation.
Now, even the Chief's been captured.
How will I explain this?
Tell me.
Can we say that he's sick?
That's feasible.
Hasn't he always had a knee problem?
That's a lie.
He has a bladder problem.
I see. No wonder
he always pees for so long.
Can't we say
he's investigating a key lead?
Are you inventing excuses for me?
I won fame
for arresting Shui-yuan 20 years ago
to become the first female precinct chief.
I never thought
I would lose
at the hands of a copycat criminal.
And she's a woman.
Why would a woman
give another woman a hard time?
Deputy. Although we know
that she's a woman
and can narrow our search,
so many people
pose as delivery drivers these days.
It's still thousands
of people to investigate.
Good thing I always give five stars.
Five stars.
Give me five stars.
A woman.
Five stars.
-What are you doing here?
-I want to see if you're lying to me!
Five stars.
Delivery driver?
Blue
Hel
Helmet.
Helmet?
Helmet?
Helmet?
-Helmet?
-Helmet!
No wonder she looked so familiar.
It's that girl.
Chubby!
You really are my good luck charm!
I found Huang Hsien through Lin,
and through Huang, I found this girl.
My instincts have been right all along.
-Chubby, let's go!
-Okay!
Damn it. Push me!
PRECINCT CHIEF, CHANG YUNG-KANG
Sit down. Thank you.
Your woman killed your girl.
-What are you talking about?
-Your other student, the older one.
Be careful or I'll sue you for slander.
I don't date older women.
Still pretending? The one with short hair.
You've seen Mei-chuan?
Mei-chuan? Write that down.
-Okay.
-What's her surname?
Her surname is Li.
But it's not very likely.
Didn't she just go to Australia?
I think she married a guy who milks sheep.
Besides, she wouldn't mind.
-Or maybe you mean Ya-ting?
-Who's Ya-ting?
The one arguing with you.
You kicked her out. With the big
Eyes!
Do you mean Ming-hui?
Fuck. How many students
have you slept with?
The girl making a scene when you
and Liu Mu-ting were in that restaurant.
To a classy restaurant like this?
-Have you ever brought me here?
-Okay, sit down and eat.
Do you mean Hsiao-yin?
Stop saying their names.
Are you trying to show off?
It can't possibly be Hsiao-yin.
She's my sister.
Fuck your sister!
She is my sister! I swear!
Ming-han, YYDS.
What AIDS?
Wow, your mind is such a mess.
You're crap at interrogating.
You actually got him to talk.
Are you itching to die?
Hey. Officer.
Is my sister okay?
Is my sister okay?
Has she been killed like Liu Mu-ting?
Is she dead?
If you really want to save your sister,
tell me where she lives.
NEW TAIPEI CITY POLICE
SWAT TEAM
Go.
Clear.
All clear.
Chubby, hurry. Hurry up. Be quick!
This way!
I'm sorry.
PHOENIX FEATHERS AND QILIN HORNS
LEARN FROM THE GROUND UP
HAIR TIED TO BEAM AND THIGH JABBED
BEING HALF-HEARTED
HAIR TIED TO BEAM
AND THIGH JABBED
Chubby.
Yes.
IDIOM PROFICIENCY
GREAT IDIOMS SUPPLEMEN
BY SHUI-YUAN
EASTMAN RAPID PRINTING
Wait. Has she been killed
like Liu Mu-ting?
Is she dead?
If you really want to save your sister,
then tell me where she lives
and where she usually goes.
She lives alone
in the house our parents left us.
However, if she's not there,
she'll be somewhere very important to us.
HENGCHIU PASSENGER TRANSPOR
Do you know what
"eyes obscured by a single leaf" means?
We think we're seeing
the whole picture.
But in reality,
if you do this,
you won't be able to see anything.
Let's go.
Hsiao-yin.
Why were you going to do that?
Those two insulted you and my brother.
Insulting you is insulting me!
Are you aware that it is wrong?
You shouldn't be the one
doing these things.
You're incapable of it.
Child.
Adversities in life
are like this spot on your face.
It won't go right away
just because you don't like it.
What matters is
learning how to release the bad emotions
brought about by adversity.
Don't let them rot inside of you.
As for the rest,
let time solve everything.
CULTURED CHINESE TEACHER
IS TRUE CULPRIT BEHIND TWO MURDERS
IDIOM MURDERER ARRESTED
FAMOUS CRAM SCHOOL TEACHER UNVEILED
FEMALE VICTIM MISS LIN
LEF
MALE VICTIM MR. WU
RIGH
I should have guessed it was you,
Hsiao-yin.
Sir.
How did you get out?
A master has his ways,
right?
Can you be more specific?
Okay.
When a second round
of Idiom Murders started,
the police actually
started investigating me.
They thought
I was killing people remotely.
They've watched too many movies.
As for the man and woman
who brought me to the precinct,
the man is impulsive with a fiery temper
and has no IQ.
The woman is stubborn,
emotional,
and has no EQ.
They're both idiots
who never studied hard.
Wait.
Sir. Don't tell me you're referring
to Gia Gun Precinct.
Precisely.
-Have you been there?
-Yes.
I often make deliveries there.
I'm sorry.
Don't let us wait so long.
It's not just that man and woman.
Everyone in that precinct seems useless.
Miss.
But I didn't know that you were there.
After the Japanese girl, Mogi Yumi, died
Who is he?
the police actually
pointed the finger at your brother.
Sir.
While I
intentionally pointed it
at another delivery driver.
Do you know
how I got Hsiao-chien
to open the front door back then?
Pretending to be a courier?
On the ground!
Hsieh Cheng-ta, don't move!
I hit the mark unintentionally.
By some coincidence,
the serial killer
really was a delivery driver,
huh?
It wasn't easy on your brother.
He must have suffered a lot.
He studied a lot
before he became
a famous cram school teacher.
You're clearly more capable
than your brother.
Why didn't you want to be
a famous cram school teacher?
It's not that, sir.
The world nowadays
is different from your time.
Not just cram schools.
No one seems to care any more
about the values you taught.
Everyone revels in degeneracy.
I'd rather keep my integrity
and deliver food.
My brother has long forgotten
all your teachings.
So only I'm left to do what he won't.
NOTICE
PUT YOURSELF
IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOMES (SHOES)
ALL KNIGHT LONG (NIGHT)
Hey. What are you doing?
Sir, you miswrote some words,
I circled them.
Why did you do that to my notice?
Who cares as long as everyone understands?
Then just don't use idioms.
There are so many mistakes.
Do you know the whole community
sees these notices?
-Can't you be more careful?
-Then let me ask you.
When you were coming down the driveway,
did you see a notice
saying the driveway is not for deliveries?
You lecture me,
but break any rules you like!
That's on me. I apologize.
But look at these mistakes.
Know how many kids see this?
-It's setting a bad example.
-Hey.
This is a parking lot.
What kids play here?
If you're so knowledgeable, why not teach
instead of making deliveries?
Hey, I'm warning you. Show some respect.
You were the one lecturing me.
You started this!
Which company do you work for? Food Fuck.
Ah, Food Fuck.
I'll be making a complaint about you.
What are you still looking at? Leave! Go!
Get lost!
Pretending to be all knowledgeable?
Sir, will you really call me tonight?
Of course.
My word weighs more than gold.
Think how much gold weighs.
But
All right. Get going.
Take care.
Bye, sir.
See you tomorrow.
Sir. It should be
"my word is worth more than gold,"
not "weighs more than gold."
Oh.
Miss, I'm not
her Chinese language teacher.
So what? You're a teacher.
Shouldn't you set a good example?
I'm a P.E. teacher.
If you need help working out,
I'll be in the gym after school.
MINGYUAN HOTEL, 5TH FLOOR
LONGHAI HOTEL, 6TH FLOOR, WELCOME
-Yumi.
-Sir.
-Yumi.
-Where are you taking me today?
-Careful. I'll get the door for you.
-Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Careful.
Hello?
-Huang Hsien, where are you?
-Sir.
What's up? I'm at home.
Is your wife and Hsiao-hsien there?
I want to talk to them.
They went to drawing class.
I need to keep working on my book. Bye.
I
I'll use love arrows to pierce your heart.
Today, I'm going to show you
the Japanese rice omelet I always eat
when I miss home.
It's so yummy.
Even many Japanese restaurants
wow down to this place.
By the way, a fan told me
that it should be "bow down to."
However, I think
"wow down to" works better.
So from now on, in Yumi language,
instead of saying
"bow down to,"
we'll say "wow down to."
What do you say, Mogi-istas?
GREAT IDIOMS SUPPLEMEN
IDIOM PROFICIENCY
IDIOM MURDERER ARRESTED
FEMALE STUDENT MURDERED
TEACHER CAUGHT RED-HANDED
(3) PHOENIX FEATHERS AND QILIN HORNS
(4) LEARN FROM THE GROUND UP
(5) HAIR TIED TO BEAM AND THIGH JABBED
(6) KILL ONE TO WARN A HUNDRED
It's all wrong.
Just wrong.
What did I do wrong?
"Phoenix feathers and qilin horns,"
huh?
Why didn't you bring a fish yourself
instead of using
the security guard's fish?
What if the fish wasn't there that day
or it had been cooked by his mother?
"Learn from the ground up."
What does that mean?
It means that,
when dealing with someone of lower status
or someone
not as knowledgeable,
if we have any questions,
we should still ask them for advice
without feeling shame.
What kind of person was Confucius?
He was the eternal paragon.
If we seek advice
from Confucius,
what's there to be ashamed of?
"Being half-hearted."
Is that in my Great Idioms Supplement?
Is it?
I just wanted my brother
to concentrate on his teaching
and stop chasing women.
Did she miswrite the idiom?
How could you kill someone
who hadn't miswritten the idiom
just because of your brother?
Why did I come to see you?
Because you're all messed up.
"Kill one to warn a hundred."
Sir, I promise I won't let you down
with the next idiom.
What's this?
At a police press conference,
he publicly miswrote
an idiom to provoke me,
thinking I daren't capture him.
And I never thought I'd get him so easily.
He doesn't seem to be dead.
In that case, sir,
please complete
this final ritual.
-Why did you take a police officer?
-To kill one to warn a hundred.
Kill one, one police officer.
What about the hundred?
We can say that we killed one
to warn 100 people.
-Then why a police officer?
-Because he miswrote the idiom.
Is that how
the rules of this game work, huh?
But but we've already taken him.
Sir, I'll kill him if you don't dare.
Neither if us is going to kill him.
-Kill him.
-No.
-Kill him!
-No!
DO NOT ENTER
Chubby, hurry!
-Hey, over there. Hurry!
-Okay.
-Kill him!
-No!
-Kill him!
-No!
-All clear.
-Clear.
All clear.
Go.
I taught you and Huang Hsien
in the hope
that you would become
excellent teachers in the future.
Not so you would
imitate my past actions.
You'll never find your true self
by blindly imitating others.
And if you lose your true self,
what is the point of living?
It's tragic.
Spare this police officer.
Let's go.
B Team.
Go.
Clear.
Clear.
Reporting movement near the pool.
Sir.
I'm sorry.
I still let you down in the end.
But I never lost my true self.
Since I first met you,
I knew that I would walk in your footsteps
and finish what you could not.
If killing a police officer is wrong
then is killing one person
to show 100 police officers
still "killing one to warn a hundred"?
In the future, your sister
will undoubtedly achieve more than you.
Hey, someone's committed suicide!
Hurry, call an ambulance!
The pool!
Hurry up!
-What took you so long?
-Coming through!
Shui-yuan came to see the killer
and she committed suicide.
Call an ambulance. Quick.
Where's Shui-yuan?
He escaped.
Fuck.
Continue searching!
You, find an ambulance.
Boss, I'll get you later.
Wu Wu Ming-han!
Thanks to my personal supervision,
guidance and investigation,
we finally located the idiom murderer,
Huang Hsiao-yin, in her hiding place.
The killer, riddled with guilt,
committed suicide to escape punishment.
Under my leadership,
the police upheld
the intimidating authority of the law!
What is she talking about?
-You deserve the credit.
-So where is
Chief Chang,
who normally does the press releases?
He
-He has a bladder problem.
-Yes!
As for the two detectives
whose gross negligence
allowed the Idiom Monster to escape,
they will be
severely punished.
Any more questions?
-She's too much.
-Handsome, it's your turn.
Let's enjoy some good tea today.
TWO WEEKS LATER
The Deputy doesn't appreciate good tea.
But we can enjoy it.
This is called Oriental Beauty.
It costs over 10,000 a can.
It's expensive. Come, help yourselves.
Thank you, Chief.
-Chubby.
-Yes.
-Aren't you on a diet?
-Yeah.
Yet you still eat so much?
Otherwise I won't have the energy
to diet, okay?
-Forget it.
-Chubby.
Oh. Wow.
Captain, you're eating fried food?
Aren't you worried you'll get spots again?
Nothing wrong with spots.
Right, who cares?
Ming-han and I are already blacklisted.
I won't be on any more big cases.
-I won't need to show my face anymore.
-Yes.
Fuck, just the thought makes me mad.
I put myself on the line.
That old witch
still took all the credit. Damnit.
Don't be mad. Here.
Have another cup, okay?
I understand how you feel, okay?
Here.
Chief, I don't get it.
How exactly did Huang Hsiao-yin catch you?
-Right.
-Don't you know Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
-Right.
-Right.
-Hm?
-Right.
I'll show you the power
of a jiu-jitsu champion!
That that's not important.
You still found me in the end? Right?
What matters is I have you guys.
I have such a great team.
Chief, terrible news!
-What's the matter?
-The hotpot place is about to close.
What? Gia Gun Precinct Team 1!
-Yes!
-Go!
THE IDIOM MURDERS
Come, try some tasty ice cream.
TURKISH ICE CREAM
Come, have a try.
Try some tasty ice cream.
Milk flavored, thank you.
Milk?
You can do it.
You can do it.
Well done.
Here you go. Thank you.
You're good.
You can do it, okay?
Quicker.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He who laughs last