Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e06 Episode Script

The Nature of Nature; Princess is Better Than You

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Hey, Harvey, what are you doing in the bathroom? You taking a bath? - Whoa.
- Oh, hey, guys.
I'm just doing my daily moisturizing.
It's important to keep your skin hydrated.
Oh, man.
Here, Fee.
I think you need this.
Your skin looks like a desert.
Whoa.
That's cool.
Oh, this scar? I got it from wrestling with a giant.
All right, dude.
You want to go? You want to go? I don't think you want to go.
Ugh! - It was fun.
- I got a scar too.
This one's from hugging a wolverine trap, and this one's from hugging a wolverine.
- Whoa.
- What about you? I bet you have some cool stories about your scars.
Oh, uh, yeah.
Sure I do.
I've got a birthmark in the shape of a mermaid.
That's really pretty.
No, Harvey.
That's not a real scar.
I bet I have scars all over the place.
Nope, definitely no scars there.
Nothing down there either.
I hate to break it to you, buddy.
- You're smooth as a newborn baby.
- Aw, man.
I can't believe this.
This needs to be fixed immediately right after I put these back on.
- Dang it! - What you doing? Gonna give myself an extreme paper cut so I can have a scar too.
Dang it.
Dude, you're never gonna get a scar that way, unless you, like, pass out from boredom and hit your head on a sword or something.
Do you have any swords around here? Let me find you a sword.
Why do you even want a scar so bad? I mean, you guys are cool, and you have a bunch of scars, and I'm really cool, and I don't have any.
It just seems like I should catch up, you know? We are pretty cool.
Raah! I can't make myself hurt myself! Aw, come on, it's easy.
Watch.
- Ow.
Ow.
Ouch.
- Ugh.
Ow.
This is hard.
All right, I can't do this, but you're weirdly talented at it.
So here's what's gonna happen - you're gonna give me a scar.
- That sounds super fun, but I don't think you really want a scar.
- Scars are forever, man.
- I do want one, super bad! You have to promise to give me a scar.
Okay.
We promise.
No, I'm serious.
You have to swear to give me a scar.
Okay.
We swear.
You have to pinkie swear.
- Pinkie swear - Even if later, I tell you to stop, you can't go back on your pinkie swear.
The pinkie swear is, as you know, unbreakable.
Very well.
We pinkie swear.
Sweet.
Will it hurt a lot? Nah.
The worst part is the anticipation.
But you won't have to worry about that, because you'll never see it coming.
Okay, sounds good.
See you guys later.
I'm gonna get some juice.
Cool guys get scars and juice.
Whoa! What was that?! Quit walking so weird.
You're making it hard to hit you.
O-Okay, cool.
But, you know what? I think I'm gonna go put on my bike helmet.
I mean, I'm trying to get a scar, not a concussion, right? - Wow! - Dang it.
O-Okay, I'm just gonna put on my dad's safety goggles.
I mean, nobody wants scars on their eyes.
Whoa! Okay, well, maybe let's just protect my hands.
And a mouth guard.
Okay, game on.
Whoa! - Ah! - What the heck, man? Do you want a scar, or don't you? Uh I do? Ugh.
I know they're out there, but why aren't they coming for me? Fee? Foo? Are you hiding in here? Time-out on the scar thing, okay? Foo? Fee? Fee? Foo? Hey, pal.
I brought you some They were outside this whole time? Okay, this pinkie swear is turning into a stinky swear.
Got to find a way to get out of it.
Hey, guys, great news you don't have to attack me anymore.
Kratz? Claire? Sorry, Harvey.
- Yah! - Whoa! All right, buddy, let's get you a scar.
No, no, no! You don't have to! Look, I already got one.
See? Super-cool scar.
Ooh, that is a good one.
I guess we don't have to throw you in there.
- What is that? - I don't know.
Pretty sure it would've given you a scar somehow, though.
So, how'd you do it? - Yeah, did you find a sword? - Yes.
I took your advice.
I got really bored and fell asleep, and my head landed a sword.
Wait a minute.
How did the scar heal so quickly? Well, uh The sword was really hot because I left it out in the sun and it, like, "clotterized" the wound right away.
It's a fake.
Mmm, fruit snack.
Harvey, come out and play with us! All right, you guys, Harvey's not coming out.
He wants to see you inside, and make sure you don't bring any harm Aw, man.
It's just you.
Like I said, Harvey wants to meet with you, and I'll act as moderator.
It's okay to come out.
They're unarmed.
Uh, what are you wearing? It looks ridiculous.
How dare you question Harvey's fashion choices? It's okay, Dade.
It's just a little extra padding.
But how are we supposed to give you a scar - with all that on? - That's what That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
You see, I don't really need a scar to have an adventure.
I have adventures all the time.
This whole day's been an adventure.
It's not the scars that make the experience.
It's the experience that makes the scars but not.
And with that, I rest my case.
Dade? I don't know what he said, but I agree.
So you want us to stop trying to give you a scar? That's pretty much it.
- Are you sure? - Definitely.
No scars.
- Okay, I guess we'll leave you alone now.
- Bye, Harvey.
Wow.
Thanks for understanding.
- I can finally take this stuff off.
- Oh, here, let me help.
We promised to give you a scar! - I know this is all part of your plan! - Why is this happening? Hold still, Harvey.
- Get back here, Harvey! - We pinkie swore! End of the line.
Whoa! Hey, this is the thing we were gonna throw Harvey in.
Be careful, guys! - That plant looks dangerous.
- No big deal.
Just got to climb up the tree.
- Ooh, a bug.
- Foo, no! Bug! Ooh.
Bug! No! Harvey, you saved us.
Does it hurt? I think I'm okay.
Are you guys all right? I didn't get that bug.
Come on, let's get out of this thing.
- Let's go, Harvey.
- Hold on.
This is tricky.
All right careful.
- Gently almost - It's clogged? Eric, how many times have I told you not to put your pillows in here? It's so dangerous.
Oh, yes, there we go.
- Oh, no! - He was so brave.
He sacrificed himself so we could get out.
Come on, we should pick up his remains.
- Hey, you're okay.
- Am I? I am! All your "lotioning" made it so you slid right through.
- Not a scratch on you.
- Are you serious? I couldn't even get a scar out of that? You don't need a scar to be cool, man.
You just jumped into that crazy wood-chipper thing to save us.
- That was the coolest thing ever.
- I'm gonna tell everybody.
Ow! Ow! Ow! What the all the padding chafed my thighs.
Whoa.
Looks like you're gonna get a scar after all.
- You mean it? - Yep.
Congratulations, dude.
I'm so happy for you.
Now there's only one thing left to do.
Why is Harvey in his underwear? I asked my dad if I could use his tools for our fort, - and he said he'd consider it.
- Awesome.
I think we should add a drawbridge.
Well, just like every idea, we'll put it to a vote.
Our fort! I-I-I can't believe it.
All our hard work.
Oh, cheer up, Harvey.
These things happen.
Yeah, man, it stinks, but trees fall and mess up cool stuff all the time.
You can't let it get you too down.
- That's just how nature works.
- I know, but I just I wish stuff like this would never happen to anybody.
No one should ever feel the way I'm feeling right now.
Guys, I'm so sad.
Whoa.
What's that? Harvey, look.
Whoa.
So much destruction.
I want to try! Fee, no.
Didn't you see what that thing just did? It's dangerous.
We shouldn't go near it.
- Hi, I'm Foo.
- Huh? You're a cute little baby.
Can I play with your toy, cute little baby? What? I ain't no baby, and this isn't a game, you knucklehead.
- This is my job.
- Oh.
- Stop it! - Job? Babies can't have jobs.
Hey, I've been doing this job for 1,000 years.
You got a little baby card? - Hmm.
Oh, yeah, I can't read.
- Let me see.
"Halbreth, The Really Old.
Entropy expert"? It means I take care of the forest.
I put things where they're supposed to be.
- You feel me? - No, not really.
Well, you're the dumbest person I've talked to in a while.
Huh? Hey, get back here! This isn't taking care of the forest.
You're just messing things up.
I wasn't finished.
You're the one who ruined our onion fort, aren't you? Look, kid, there's a place and time for everything in the forest.
See those leaves? That's where it's supposed to be.
And that acorn goes right down there.
And that tree that broke your onion fort is right where it belongs.
The only thing you're doing is causing chaos, and I'm sorry, but that's just bogus.
Well, lucky for both of us, it doesn't matter what you think.
Oh, break time.
- But, I - Uh-uh-uh.
I only get one break every 80 years, and nothing gets in the way of my breaks.
All right! Let's play with the little baby's destructo-machine.
What? No, that thing is evil.
We shouldn't mess with it.
Oh, me! Shoot me with it! - Yeah.
- Fee, stop! - My pants! - Oops.
What did I tell you? Now you got Foo naked.
Nobody wants that.
Oh.
Hold on.
Let me Let me try something.
That's not gonna Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa! - Whoa.
You guys, I think my pants are cleaner - than they were before.
- Aw, man.
I broke it.
No, no, no, don't you see? The lens must be what makes it work.
So, when you flipped it around, you put it in reverse.
Uh, wha Well, here goes nothing.
- Cool.
- You're a wizard, Harvey.
I could do so much good with this.
I could make sure no one ever gets hurt again.
Guys, wait here.
I just had the best idea! So when do you think Harvey's coming back? I don't know.
- Huh? - In the darkest hour of the day comes forth the dawn of a new hero.
Harvey, defender of the defenseless, protector of the unprotected! Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! And I can fix the forest! A stick in the middle of the path? Someone could trip and fall and hurt themselves! That's better.
Hey, that rock's too pointy! Someone could get their nice clothes caught on it, and it would tear.
Oh, oh, oh, my gosh.
I can't believe I slept in for another job interview! I got to finish my résumé! What the Don't worry.
It's under control.
There, all the awful bitey plants are grouped together and organized.
- Now they can't hurt anyone.
- Ahh.
What? What in the heck? I take one lousy break, and I find you with my little machine doing stupid things? Nuh-uh.
I'm doing smart things.
I'm making the forest safe.
You don't get it.
Nature needs to have chaos, or else there will be severe consequences, you knucklehead.
- No, you don't get it! - No, you don't get it! No, you don't get it! - No, you don't get it! - No, you don't get Wait.
Why am I arguing with you? Fee, Foo, tie him up.
Let me go, you bunch of dodos! I'm sorry it has to be this way, Mr.
Halbreth, but I know what I'm doing.
I'm going to protect everyone from everything in the world, no matter what.
Stop! Don't go in there! It's dark and scary inside.
Don't worry, ma'am.
You're safe now.
Careful! You almost stepped on those, but you're okay now.
And what's with all these branches? I mean, someone could poke an eye out.
I can do no wrong! Hey, Harvey.
We need to talk.
You're making the forest weird, dude.
- It kind of looks like your bedroom.
- It sure does.
And how many people have ever gotten hurt in my bedroom? - Zero many.
- Maybe you should ease up a little? You know I can't do that, Fee.
There's so many hazards in the world.
- Hey, you! - Huh? Your pinchers are too pinch-y! Maybe people don't want your help protecting them.
Doesn't matter what they want.
I know what they need.
Oh.
- Mud is bad for so many reasons.
- Harvey, listen to me! You know, Fee, your teeth are really sharp.
Do you ever run around with your mouth open? Wait.
What? Hmm.
We'll talk about this later.
Hey, you! Don't run away from me! All right, someone's got to stop this kid.
Hey, little baby! Our friend Harvey is losing it.
First we thought it was really funny, but now it's just really not funny.
- You got to help us stop him.
- Please.
Ah, all right.
Just take me to the old melon head, and we'll sort this out.
There he is.
Okay, baby.
Now you're free.
Yeah, thanks for nothing.
You razza frazza, dinga-linga shama-lama! - Hey, you've got a sailor mouth, mister! - I've got a sailor foot too! Yay, baby fight! Oh, no.
This is all my fault.
- I didn't protect anyone.
- Harvey, don't look now, but those trees are crashing right towards your house! Huh? Halbreth, the trees are gonna hit my house, and all my family and things are in there! And I-I-I don't know what I'm doing.
All right, nose plug.
I think I can help you.
But you got to get me as close to your house as you can, and fast.
Hey, kid, look out! There's no time to find a way around.
- You got to run through them.
- All right, let's do this.
Ow.
Man, that hurts.
Please, Halbreth, save my house! Hurry! Wha Ugh.
Thank you, Mr.
Halbreth.
I'm sorry I stole your machine.
I made such a mess out of everything.
Yeah, well, you are pretty dumb, but I know how you can make it up to me.
- How was that? - Perfect.
Hey, let's see some hustle there, melon head.
Yes, sir.
I got this.
Phew maybe I got a little too crazy there.
I'll just set the rest of these down.

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