High Society (2010) s01e06 Episode Script
The Uninvited
ing? Dabney: She was escorted out of the hotel and asked to never come back again.
Tommy: I'm not going to be your arm candy because I'm a model.
I am Paul Johnson Calderon.
Whoo! Where is there to climb when you're already at the top? You've got to choose your daughter.
I was trying to save you, Tinsley.
Broke my heart.
I just want my mommy back.
Five, six, ready, go Tinsley: Hair and makeup are a girly girl's best friend, and right now I'm getting ready.
I'm getting trashed in the press, and tonight is my chance to take matters into my own hands.
There's a party tonight for a former "Page Six" editor, and I really want her advice on how to deal with the latest horrible headlines.
[doorbell rings.]
Tinsley: Yeah? That [bleep.]
bitch! She wants to add fuel to the fire here and make you get all riled up.
Alex came over to talk to me about this "New York Magazine" article where this girl Devorah said something about me.
The war is on.
I am pissed.
I cannot believe that she would say something like that about you.
Jason was telling me about the article, and it's just so outrageous.
Jason: "She used to be a Park Avenue princess.
"Now she lives in Chelsea.
"She's dating this prince.
"Where the heck is his crown? Maybe he's a Canal Street knock-off.
" Oh, my God.
Who the [bleep.]
does she think she is? She's literally a delusional piece of white trash.
It's just so outrageous, so-- absolutely not a word of it is true.
She wrote that article on me, like, two years ago or something.
I don't know Devorah very well.
She definitely was using me as a way to get a little bit of press.
it was really dramatic.
Dale: Poor, poor Tinsley.
She's just getting pounded in the newspapers now.
Should you not respond to it in some way-- What am I going to say, Mom? It's snowballing now.
I mean, ad, you know, "Tinsley's a failureTin, Tinsley's this" Everywhere she goes she doesn't look well, she's not happy, everything.
She is just trashed in the press.
My stomach has been just turning over.
The thought of having to say something, I don't want to say anything.
I know you don't want to respond, but I would just do one thing, and it would close the door on all this stuff.
If people heard that you had nailed this girl, it would be over-- all this bad press.
For her to pick a fight with me is going to get her press.
That's why she's doing it.
You can do it as a lady.
You just say, "Devorah, I beg your pardon.
" "I beg your pardon!" "Devorah, I beg your pardon.
" "I don't believe"-- "I don't believe we've ever met.
" No, no.
"I've never considered you a friend.
" Mommy, that's mean, though.
I know it's mean, but she's saying mean things about you.
I know, I know, but I won't do that.
Okay.
Tonight I am going to meet Tommy at a club.
I feel badly.
The last time I saw him, I made him cry.
The last time I saw him, we got into a big fight, - Stop, stop, stop.
- No, I do.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Don't do this.
I have to tell you, I just read this article in, um-- I should go.
I should go home.
Paul: All right.
Peace.
I really want to make up with him.
I want to see this work.
Hi.
How are you? - How are you? - Good.
Good to see you.
Oh, my God.
I'm really sorry about the last time we hung out.
It was really bad.
There's a difference between where Tommy comes from and where I come from, and Tommy's much more down to Earth because of that.
That's a quality I like in him.
I have to say, I've never been with someone so, um, dramatic.
Your Zen side and my dramatic side are like yin and yang.
This is the first guy that I'm starting to feel a little vulnerable about.
I want this relationship to be perfect.
I want it to be happiness.
I want it to-- you know, nothing but good times.
You're such a good kisser.
- You, too.
- I love it.
Dale: Whether Tinsley wants me to or not, I decided to deal with this Devorah situation.
This girl is a classic social climber.
She was probably thrilled to get a call from Tinsley's mother, and amazingly, she agreed to meet with me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How gorgeous are you.
I knew who you were.
So she walks up, and there are these lips-- Yeah.
Now, Devorah, you know yourself the "New York Magazine" on-line.
Yeah.
The article-- I was just stunned.
I was surprised, Devorah.
You must have been hurt.
Devorah appears somewhat common to me.
It's funny.
I understand where you're coming from.
You really don't know where I'm coming from.
I am her mother, and I am her mother who loves her.
I know Tinsley and I know Dabney, and you know, Devorah, that thosE girls are good girls.
Honestly, if I were your mother, I'd give you an old-fashioned spanking is what I would do.
Okay, I'm just coming from a position wHere I feel hurt Of what? Why are you hurt? and betrayed.
She wasn't your friend, honey.
I have to tell you, Tinsley tells me who her friends are, and I've never heard her mention you as her friend.
Honestly.
Devorah, wants desperately to be liked and accepted by Tinsley and her friends.
But unfortunately, she's just not at that level.
[sighs.]
I feel used.
I feel that Tinsley at one point was my friend, and wE spoke a lot.
We texted, we would go to breakfast.
I feel like she got a cover and she disappeared.
that she had many covers before your cover.
[sniffling.]
And your implication in the article is that you made her, you changed her hair, you did everything for her.
And, you know, honey? You didn't.
- Tinsley is Tinsley - Listen, I-- and she doesn't need to be made by you or anybody.
I'm just telling you.
Devorah.
DAle: Don't run away.
Devorah! Devorah's a coward.
For goodness' sakes.
Devorah ran for the door.
She can put it out there, but she can't take the heat.
Devorah! Listen, I get it.
You shouldn't have said the things you said.
I'm coming from an honest place.
Yes, you felt hurt.
I feel snubbed and hurt, and someone who was my friend-- I mean, I guess she wasn't, if she never talked about me to you.
[Dale sighs.]
She attacked her, and that's not going to happen on my watch.
Devorah, I'm going to tell you something.
If you want to be in this world, in this New York world, if you're going to give darts, you've got to know that you're going to receive some, and you don't want that.
Don't talk about people, ever.
If you put bad stuff out there into the universe, I swear to you, it will come back and hit you in the face, honey.
Bye, now.
All righty.
[sniffles.]
[sighs.]
Devorah's just not in the club.
I mean, she's just not.
She's not and she will never be, because girls who are raised properly and have manners and are lovely don't do these things.
It was just one of those things where, If she wanted in to this group, there's no possibility now.
She's failed the test.
[sniffling.]
Oh, my God Why is she at my party? This is a big deal for my, though, Dabney.
Dabney: I know, but it's not my fault, Jules.
Tinsley: Paula Froelich used to work at "Page Six", and she used to be someone that I was, honestly, terrified of.
Normally, I would never show up to this woman's party.
She used to write the meanest articles about me, but I have to figure out how to get these gossip writers on my side.
When I saw Paula, I asked her if we could step outside so we could talk about some of this bad press that I've been getting lately.
I know it's been a little awkward between us over the years.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I felt like I was sort of helpless against the machine of "Page Six" and everything that would happen.
I don't even know if it really was you all the time, although I thought that it was.
You know, putting yourself out there, a lot of people have a lot of knives out for you.
I feel like I'm gEtting a really bad rap.
How do I defend myself against you and "Page Six"? A, you should have called.
I was very nervous.
I thought that if I picked up the phone and called "Page Six" that she would laugh in my face and then write something even meaner.
I had no idea this is what you're supposed to do and then write something even meaner.
I get really hurt with everything that happens.
I think you need to take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah, I know.
She actually gave me really good advice.
She's explaining to me, and helping me in the future what to do about it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Come on in.
Let's play.
Jules: I'm really upset.
I was playing Playstation with my friend and they just came and kicked me out.
I'm going to have to ask that you leave.
I was in utter shock.
What the [bleep.]
are you doing? Man: Miss Kirby? This whole hotel thing is a really big deal to me.
It's on the Internet.
It's absolutely everywhere.
Just keep your hips up a little higher.
I'm so sick and tired of this whole gossip circle including Tinsley, Dabney, and Devorah Rose.
It's really upsetting.
It really is upsetting.
Dale So many of my friens had said to me, "Dale, you're not going to meet "the kind of man you want to meet in Newport or Palm Beach, "It's the same old guys, same old trust fund babies.
" They said, "Go to a dating service.
" So I went on the Internet and I found this exclusive on-line dating service.
Hi, Dale.
I'm Claire Wexler.
I was divorced eight years ago Claire They don't just put any woman on here.
You have to be vetted.
You have to pass this interview.
It is a very exclusive service, and all the gentlemen who come to us are definitely commitment-minded.
I had heard that the guys had to put up $100,000 just to get on this service.
We always say our clients are marriage-minded, not mattress-minded, and also successful.
I mean, our fees in New York start at $20,000.
I felt cheap.
I felt cheap.
I thought it was at least $100,000.
I just want a man who's kind and compassionate.
I have this fantasy.
I just start making that man into this perfect man.
Into, like, a prince? Oh, God.
You've said the wrong word.
Did I touch on a nerve? Not a prince.
Definitely not a prince.
Princes are not all that they appear to be.
Two things I want from a man, and that's really it.
He can dance and he makes me laugh.
That doesn't seem like that tall of an order.
It doesn't.
Let me tell you.
You know, Claire, I have, really, everything I need in life The girls were showing off their personality except for one thing-- I just really-- I really want to fall in love.
I really want to fall in love.
from the girls' father, and my love life has been sporadic at best.
Watching Tinsley go through her dating whirlwind, made me realize it's time for me to jump back in.
Do you really think that you can find someone that-- whom I would like and who would like me? I'm beyond confident that I can introduce you to somebody fabulous.
I got chills.
It was just so exciting! You're in good hands.
I can't wait.
Can't wait.
This is my party, so go.
No one even knows where the [bleep.]
you come from.
Everyone thinks you're a man.
Devorah: She is an empty carcass of a human being.
[bleep.]
[bleep.]
trash bag.
Devorah: I'm the new face of a bikini line called diNeila Brazil.
I'm so excited.
This is it! Neila's the designer, and tonight is the launch at the Grace Hotel.
and the bikinis.
She is racist, homophobic, I was so happy.
Everything was perfect.
We are now seeing Devorah Rose as the face of diNeila Brazil.
I became the face of diNeila because she just loves the way the suits fit on me.
Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
I love wearing a bikini.
If I could go to sleep in a bikini, I would.
Whoo! Everybody was having an amazing time and then it got horrible.
Jules Kirby showed up uninvited to my party.
Jules: I love bikinis.
I have thousands of bikinis.
So I heard about this bikini party.
I had no idea that that white male woman thing was going to be there.
Oh, my God.
There is this girl who I really do not like, and she was not invited.
I know when she's at a party because I can smell her.
I can smell the patheticness just coming off of her.
Why is she at my party? I don't know why she thinks she's attractive.
an empty carcass of a human being.
She reminds me of something sticky on the bottom of my shoe that I just want to scrape off.
Devorah: This i ridiculous.
She told one of my friends that she owns St.
Bart's.
She knows everybody.
I went to St.
Bart's.
I went everywhere, and nobody knew her name.
I'm surprised to see you here.
I would, too.
I didn't know this was some stupid place for [bleep.]
.
I'm actually doing stuff with my life.
I'm the face of this swimsuit line.
I can't talk to you.
No one invited you.
No one's here to watch you.
You got ten models who are, like, on "America's Next Top Model", and that's it.
Jules, listen, I'm going to tell you You're getting paid to do this.
the difference between you and me.
What, that I have balls? That I can say stuff? I am a strong woman.
I have a job.
You're not a woman t even Devorah Rose.
We don't even know where you're from.
And yours isn't Jules "Darling" Kirby.
- Yes, it is! - "Darling" isn't your middle name.
You celebrate your birthday on a day that On my half-birthday.
So I have frienDs that can celebrate my birthday twice a year.
By the wayyou don't own St.
Bar.
I went to St.
Bart's.
No one knew your name.
I don't own St.
Bart's.
Who said I owned it? I have a house there.
What the [bleep.]
? - Let's leave.
- Yeah, leave.
This is my party, so go.
Devorah: She's so ugly.
Does she look in the mirror? The only two blondes in the room.
I'm just saying, I have absolutely nothing to tell you, but the fact that you're trying to claim that anyone else is fake when on one even knows where the [bleep.]
you come from.
And your fake name-- I'm actually very clear about who I am.
No one's very clear as to where you're from or your [bleep.]
big body or anything, your fake face.
Everyone thinks you're a man.
Keep going, keep going.
I feel really, really embarrassed for this bikini line that's trying to support you and to have you as their face.
Interesting.
No one's going to buy it.
So you're going to walk away? You're going to walk away, really? I'm scared I'll catch your disease in the air.
I didn't understand why she kept harassing me, and I didn't even know what to do.
But, I don't know, I got caught up in the moment.
You know, walking away after being so disgustingly rude, is classless.
[bleep.]
[bleep.]
Wow.
She is a trash bag.
She's not even trash.
She's the receptacle for trash.
She deserved every second of it.
[bleep.]
trash bag.
All right, end of that.
Jules: Devorah's a loser in this.
But then again, I mean, for a man, she looks amazing in a bikini.
[bleep.]
I hadn't seen Jules since she was asked to leave the hotel.
What happened outside the hotel, that really wasn't me.
I hope you're not trying to blame me for it.
Jules: I'm sickened by the fact that she's not taking any of the blame.
Are you drunk? But what happened outsiDe the hotel, that wasn't me.
Hey! Come sit down! Here, sit down with Francesco.
Hey.
I haven't seen you.
Yeah, I miss you.
Come sit down.
I miss you, too.
Oh, my God.
So much [bleep.]
drama.
I hadn't seen Jules since she was asked to leave the hotel, and we've been BlackBerry messengering back and forth, so I was excited to see her.
Everything seemed normal.
Then I sensed this pressure coming on me immediately, and it came out of nowhere and it was kind of shocking.
I'm so pissed to be out of the hotel.
I know.
I miss you.
They were making-- It's so lonely without you.
They're making up all this crap.
They're like, "You and your boyfriend were outside Thursday night, like, fighting.
" That's so not me.
They're blaming me for everything.
No, no, no.
Wait, Jules.
What I was kicked out of the hotel for was something I did not do.
You do know that you have had some trouble with the hotel.
You kind of yelled at people on the phones.
I had a serious issue yesterday, it's absolutely atrocious.
The said the last straw was the fight that happened outside of the hotel, and it was not me.
I was, like, "You're confusing me with somebody else.
" All I know is this gradually built up over-- They're not saying that, though.
They're saying that-- But, babe, you know you were throwing the phones against the wall.
Get the [bleep.]
! This is a really big deal.
It's really embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, yeah.
At the racquet club on Saturday-- That's my dad's club, and everyone is talking about it.
"Oh, Jules got kicked out of the hotel.
" And I'm angry now and I'm leaving.
Well, then you need to tell them that.
No, and I really didn't do it.
I mean, Jules-- And that night you came home, you were arguing with some guy.
Not me.
That was not me.
I hope you're not trying to blame me for it.
There were only two blondes in the room.
I do not-- Are you drunk? Sorry, that was just kind of inappropriate.
Dabney: It's upsetting that she's trying to blame me, and especially for one certain incident, when she's been horrible since the first day she moved into the hotel.
You were kind of on your last straw before, so I think you do know that there was kind of a build-up to it.
Clearly it was not me.
I don't want to be accused of something I didn't do.
Jules: Instead of admitting to it, she expects me to take all the blame for it.
Enough.
This is a big deal fo, though, Dabney.
I know, but it's not my fault, Jules.
I don't know what else you want me to do.
You do have to take a little bit of blame-- Excuse me? A little bit of blame? We threw a party.
You were up later than me.
That night, you and Mark were fighting at the gate.
All right, Mark.
Here you go.
Jules, stop acting crazy again.
Are you taking your [bleep.]
crazy pills? Really? I don't want to deal with any of this petty drama that has to do with problems with her personality.
Jules: I'm sickened be fact she's not taking any of the blame.
I'm not going to be blamed for something I didn't do.
It's really, really rude.
She got me kicked out of the [bleep.]
hotel for her [bleep.]
.
I don't want to talk with them anymore about the [bleep.]
hotel incident that I had nothing to do with.
Dog pitch.
Only dogs can hear her now.
It's not my problem.
I feel badly that she got kicked out.
I don't know why.
It's not my fault.
I will not go talk to the [bleep.]
hotel for her if she's going to be rude to me.
The truth of the matter is we all know that Jules has been having a problem with the hotel from day one! Now she's going to cry.
It's just really wrong.
I'm going to walk away from a problem like that.
I'm leaving, and that's it! Dabney: I think I'm at a point now where I need to step away from our friendship.
I think it's better than we're not living together.
Announcer: Next time on "High Society" Paul: Guest of a Guest threw a party, and everybody who was anyone was there.
Oh, darling! I've had enough of it, and I'm just not taking it anymore.
Are you looking for a committed relationship? Oh, [bleep.]
, here we go.
Tinsley: 5:30 in the morning and Topper is standing in my living room.
Do you think it would be weird if we got back together? Dale: Hello! How are you? You're Dale! I'm Dale! My mom dating makes me laugh, because she's such a big dork.
Man: I'm coming in from MilwAukee.
- Are you? - Yeah.
I mean, are there lots of cows there? [laughs.]
Constantine and I have been e-mailing back and forth.
Will I get to see you ever again? Maybe, if you're lucky.
Tommy: I'm not going to be your arm candy because I'm a model.
I am Paul Johnson Calderon.
Whoo! Where is there to climb when you're already at the top? You've got to choose your daughter.
I was trying to save you, Tinsley.
Broke my heart.
I just want my mommy back.
Five, six, ready, go Tinsley: Hair and makeup are a girly girl's best friend, and right now I'm getting ready.
I'm getting trashed in the press, and tonight is my chance to take matters into my own hands.
There's a party tonight for a former "Page Six" editor, and I really want her advice on how to deal with the latest horrible headlines.
[doorbell rings.]
Tinsley: Yeah? That [bleep.]
bitch! She wants to add fuel to the fire here and make you get all riled up.
Alex came over to talk to me about this "New York Magazine" article where this girl Devorah said something about me.
The war is on.
I am pissed.
I cannot believe that she would say something like that about you.
Jason was telling me about the article, and it's just so outrageous.
Jason: "She used to be a Park Avenue princess.
"Now she lives in Chelsea.
"She's dating this prince.
"Where the heck is his crown? Maybe he's a Canal Street knock-off.
" Oh, my God.
Who the [bleep.]
does she think she is? She's literally a delusional piece of white trash.
It's just so outrageous, so-- absolutely not a word of it is true.
She wrote that article on me, like, two years ago or something.
I don't know Devorah very well.
She definitely was using me as a way to get a little bit of press.
it was really dramatic.
Dale: Poor, poor Tinsley.
She's just getting pounded in the newspapers now.
Should you not respond to it in some way-- What am I going to say, Mom? It's snowballing now.
I mean, ad, you know, "Tinsley's a failureTin, Tinsley's this" Everywhere she goes she doesn't look well, she's not happy, everything.
She is just trashed in the press.
My stomach has been just turning over.
The thought of having to say something, I don't want to say anything.
I know you don't want to respond, but I would just do one thing, and it would close the door on all this stuff.
If people heard that you had nailed this girl, it would be over-- all this bad press.
For her to pick a fight with me is going to get her press.
That's why she's doing it.
You can do it as a lady.
You just say, "Devorah, I beg your pardon.
" "I beg your pardon!" "Devorah, I beg your pardon.
" "I don't believe"-- "I don't believe we've ever met.
" No, no.
"I've never considered you a friend.
" Mommy, that's mean, though.
I know it's mean, but she's saying mean things about you.
I know, I know, but I won't do that.
Okay.
Tonight I am going to meet Tommy at a club.
I feel badly.
The last time I saw him, I made him cry.
The last time I saw him, we got into a big fight, - Stop, stop, stop.
- No, I do.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Don't do this.
I have to tell you, I just read this article in, um-- I should go.
I should go home.
Paul: All right.
Peace.
I really want to make up with him.
I want to see this work.
Hi.
How are you? - How are you? - Good.
Good to see you.
Oh, my God.
I'm really sorry about the last time we hung out.
It was really bad.
There's a difference between where Tommy comes from and where I come from, and Tommy's much more down to Earth because of that.
That's a quality I like in him.
I have to say, I've never been with someone so, um, dramatic.
Your Zen side and my dramatic side are like yin and yang.
This is the first guy that I'm starting to feel a little vulnerable about.
I want this relationship to be perfect.
I want it to be happiness.
I want it to-- you know, nothing but good times.
You're such a good kisser.
- You, too.
- I love it.
Dale: Whether Tinsley wants me to or not, I decided to deal with this Devorah situation.
This girl is a classic social climber.
She was probably thrilled to get a call from Tinsley's mother, and amazingly, she agreed to meet with me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How gorgeous are you.
I knew who you were.
So she walks up, and there are these lips-- Yeah.
Now, Devorah, you know yourself the "New York Magazine" on-line.
Yeah.
The article-- I was just stunned.
I was surprised, Devorah.
You must have been hurt.
Devorah appears somewhat common to me.
It's funny.
I understand where you're coming from.
You really don't know where I'm coming from.
I am her mother, and I am her mother who loves her.
I know Tinsley and I know Dabney, and you know, Devorah, that thosE girls are good girls.
Honestly, if I were your mother, I'd give you an old-fashioned spanking is what I would do.
Okay, I'm just coming from a position wHere I feel hurt Of what? Why are you hurt? and betrayed.
She wasn't your friend, honey.
I have to tell you, Tinsley tells me who her friends are, and I've never heard her mention you as her friend.
Honestly.
Devorah, wants desperately to be liked and accepted by Tinsley and her friends.
But unfortunately, she's just not at that level.
[sighs.]
I feel used.
I feel that Tinsley at one point was my friend, and wE spoke a lot.
We texted, we would go to breakfast.
I feel like she got a cover and she disappeared.
that she had many covers before your cover.
[sniffling.]
And your implication in the article is that you made her, you changed her hair, you did everything for her.
And, you know, honey? You didn't.
- Tinsley is Tinsley - Listen, I-- and she doesn't need to be made by you or anybody.
I'm just telling you.
Devorah.
DAle: Don't run away.
Devorah! Devorah's a coward.
For goodness' sakes.
Devorah ran for the door.
She can put it out there, but she can't take the heat.
Devorah! Listen, I get it.
You shouldn't have said the things you said.
I'm coming from an honest place.
Yes, you felt hurt.
I feel snubbed and hurt, and someone who was my friend-- I mean, I guess she wasn't, if she never talked about me to you.
[Dale sighs.]
She attacked her, and that's not going to happen on my watch.
Devorah, I'm going to tell you something.
If you want to be in this world, in this New York world, if you're going to give darts, you've got to know that you're going to receive some, and you don't want that.
Don't talk about people, ever.
If you put bad stuff out there into the universe, I swear to you, it will come back and hit you in the face, honey.
Bye, now.
All righty.
[sniffles.]
[sighs.]
Devorah's just not in the club.
I mean, she's just not.
She's not and she will never be, because girls who are raised properly and have manners and are lovely don't do these things.
It was just one of those things where, If she wanted in to this group, there's no possibility now.
She's failed the test.
[sniffling.]
Oh, my God Why is she at my party? This is a big deal for my, though, Dabney.
Dabney: I know, but it's not my fault, Jules.
Tinsley: Paula Froelich used to work at "Page Six", and she used to be someone that I was, honestly, terrified of.
Normally, I would never show up to this woman's party.
She used to write the meanest articles about me, but I have to figure out how to get these gossip writers on my side.
When I saw Paula, I asked her if we could step outside so we could talk about some of this bad press that I've been getting lately.
I know it's been a little awkward between us over the years.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I felt like I was sort of helpless against the machine of "Page Six" and everything that would happen.
I don't even know if it really was you all the time, although I thought that it was.
You know, putting yourself out there, a lot of people have a lot of knives out for you.
I feel like I'm gEtting a really bad rap.
How do I defend myself against you and "Page Six"? A, you should have called.
I was very nervous.
I thought that if I picked up the phone and called "Page Six" that she would laugh in my face and then write something even meaner.
I had no idea this is what you're supposed to do and then write something even meaner.
I get really hurt with everything that happens.
I think you need to take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah, I know.
She actually gave me really good advice.
She's explaining to me, and helping me in the future what to do about it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Come on in.
Let's play.
Jules: I'm really upset.
I was playing Playstation with my friend and they just came and kicked me out.
I'm going to have to ask that you leave.
I was in utter shock.
What the [bleep.]
are you doing? Man: Miss Kirby? This whole hotel thing is a really big deal to me.
It's on the Internet.
It's absolutely everywhere.
Just keep your hips up a little higher.
I'm so sick and tired of this whole gossip circle including Tinsley, Dabney, and Devorah Rose.
It's really upsetting.
It really is upsetting.
Dale So many of my friens had said to me, "Dale, you're not going to meet "the kind of man you want to meet in Newport or Palm Beach, "It's the same old guys, same old trust fund babies.
" They said, "Go to a dating service.
" So I went on the Internet and I found this exclusive on-line dating service.
Hi, Dale.
I'm Claire Wexler.
I was divorced eight years ago Claire They don't just put any woman on here.
You have to be vetted.
You have to pass this interview.
It is a very exclusive service, and all the gentlemen who come to us are definitely commitment-minded.
I had heard that the guys had to put up $100,000 just to get on this service.
We always say our clients are marriage-minded, not mattress-minded, and also successful.
I mean, our fees in New York start at $20,000.
I felt cheap.
I felt cheap.
I thought it was at least $100,000.
I just want a man who's kind and compassionate.
I have this fantasy.
I just start making that man into this perfect man.
Into, like, a prince? Oh, God.
You've said the wrong word.
Did I touch on a nerve? Not a prince.
Definitely not a prince.
Princes are not all that they appear to be.
Two things I want from a man, and that's really it.
He can dance and he makes me laugh.
That doesn't seem like that tall of an order.
It doesn't.
Let me tell you.
You know, Claire, I have, really, everything I need in life The girls were showing off their personality except for one thing-- I just really-- I really want to fall in love.
I really want to fall in love.
from the girls' father, and my love life has been sporadic at best.
Watching Tinsley go through her dating whirlwind, made me realize it's time for me to jump back in.
Do you really think that you can find someone that-- whom I would like and who would like me? I'm beyond confident that I can introduce you to somebody fabulous.
I got chills.
It was just so exciting! You're in good hands.
I can't wait.
Can't wait.
This is my party, so go.
No one even knows where the [bleep.]
you come from.
Everyone thinks you're a man.
Devorah: She is an empty carcass of a human being.
[bleep.]
[bleep.]
trash bag.
Devorah: I'm the new face of a bikini line called diNeila Brazil.
I'm so excited.
This is it! Neila's the designer, and tonight is the launch at the Grace Hotel.
and the bikinis.
She is racist, homophobic, I was so happy.
Everything was perfect.
We are now seeing Devorah Rose as the face of diNeila Brazil.
I became the face of diNeila because she just loves the way the suits fit on me.
Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
I love wearing a bikini.
If I could go to sleep in a bikini, I would.
Whoo! Everybody was having an amazing time and then it got horrible.
Jules Kirby showed up uninvited to my party.
Jules: I love bikinis.
I have thousands of bikinis.
So I heard about this bikini party.
I had no idea that that white male woman thing was going to be there.
Oh, my God.
There is this girl who I really do not like, and she was not invited.
I know when she's at a party because I can smell her.
I can smell the patheticness just coming off of her.
Why is she at my party? I don't know why she thinks she's attractive.
an empty carcass of a human being.
She reminds me of something sticky on the bottom of my shoe that I just want to scrape off.
Devorah: This i ridiculous.
She told one of my friends that she owns St.
Bart's.
She knows everybody.
I went to St.
Bart's.
I went everywhere, and nobody knew her name.
I'm surprised to see you here.
I would, too.
I didn't know this was some stupid place for [bleep.]
.
I'm actually doing stuff with my life.
I'm the face of this swimsuit line.
I can't talk to you.
No one invited you.
No one's here to watch you.
You got ten models who are, like, on "America's Next Top Model", and that's it.
Jules, listen, I'm going to tell you You're getting paid to do this.
the difference between you and me.
What, that I have balls? That I can say stuff? I am a strong woman.
I have a job.
You're not a woman t even Devorah Rose.
We don't even know where you're from.
And yours isn't Jules "Darling" Kirby.
- Yes, it is! - "Darling" isn't your middle name.
You celebrate your birthday on a day that On my half-birthday.
So I have frienDs that can celebrate my birthday twice a year.
By the wayyou don't own St.
Bar.
I went to St.
Bart's.
No one knew your name.
I don't own St.
Bart's.
Who said I owned it? I have a house there.
What the [bleep.]
? - Let's leave.
- Yeah, leave.
This is my party, so go.
Devorah: She's so ugly.
Does she look in the mirror? The only two blondes in the room.
I'm just saying, I have absolutely nothing to tell you, but the fact that you're trying to claim that anyone else is fake when on one even knows where the [bleep.]
you come from.
And your fake name-- I'm actually very clear about who I am.
No one's very clear as to where you're from or your [bleep.]
big body or anything, your fake face.
Everyone thinks you're a man.
Keep going, keep going.
I feel really, really embarrassed for this bikini line that's trying to support you and to have you as their face.
Interesting.
No one's going to buy it.
So you're going to walk away? You're going to walk away, really? I'm scared I'll catch your disease in the air.
I didn't understand why she kept harassing me, and I didn't even know what to do.
But, I don't know, I got caught up in the moment.
You know, walking away after being so disgustingly rude, is classless.
[bleep.]
[bleep.]
Wow.
She is a trash bag.
She's not even trash.
She's the receptacle for trash.
She deserved every second of it.
[bleep.]
trash bag.
All right, end of that.
Jules: Devorah's a loser in this.
But then again, I mean, for a man, she looks amazing in a bikini.
[bleep.]
I hadn't seen Jules since she was asked to leave the hotel.
What happened outside the hotel, that really wasn't me.
I hope you're not trying to blame me for it.
Jules: I'm sickened by the fact that she's not taking any of the blame.
Are you drunk? But what happened outsiDe the hotel, that wasn't me.
Hey! Come sit down! Here, sit down with Francesco.
Hey.
I haven't seen you.
Yeah, I miss you.
Come sit down.
I miss you, too.
Oh, my God.
So much [bleep.]
drama.
I hadn't seen Jules since she was asked to leave the hotel, and we've been BlackBerry messengering back and forth, so I was excited to see her.
Everything seemed normal.
Then I sensed this pressure coming on me immediately, and it came out of nowhere and it was kind of shocking.
I'm so pissed to be out of the hotel.
I know.
I miss you.
They were making-- It's so lonely without you.
They're making up all this crap.
They're like, "You and your boyfriend were outside Thursday night, like, fighting.
" That's so not me.
They're blaming me for everything.
No, no, no.
Wait, Jules.
What I was kicked out of the hotel for was something I did not do.
You do know that you have had some trouble with the hotel.
You kind of yelled at people on the phones.
I had a serious issue yesterday, it's absolutely atrocious.
The said the last straw was the fight that happened outside of the hotel, and it was not me.
I was, like, "You're confusing me with somebody else.
" All I know is this gradually built up over-- They're not saying that, though.
They're saying that-- But, babe, you know you were throwing the phones against the wall.
Get the [bleep.]
! This is a really big deal.
It's really embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, yeah.
At the racquet club on Saturday-- That's my dad's club, and everyone is talking about it.
"Oh, Jules got kicked out of the hotel.
" And I'm angry now and I'm leaving.
Well, then you need to tell them that.
No, and I really didn't do it.
I mean, Jules-- And that night you came home, you were arguing with some guy.
Not me.
That was not me.
I hope you're not trying to blame me for it.
There were only two blondes in the room.
I do not-- Are you drunk? Sorry, that was just kind of inappropriate.
Dabney: It's upsetting that she's trying to blame me, and especially for one certain incident, when she's been horrible since the first day she moved into the hotel.
You were kind of on your last straw before, so I think you do know that there was kind of a build-up to it.
Clearly it was not me.
I don't want to be accused of something I didn't do.
Jules: Instead of admitting to it, she expects me to take all the blame for it.
Enough.
This is a big deal fo, though, Dabney.
I know, but it's not my fault, Jules.
I don't know what else you want me to do.
You do have to take a little bit of blame-- Excuse me? A little bit of blame? We threw a party.
You were up later than me.
That night, you and Mark were fighting at the gate.
All right, Mark.
Here you go.
Jules, stop acting crazy again.
Are you taking your [bleep.]
crazy pills? Really? I don't want to deal with any of this petty drama that has to do with problems with her personality.
Jules: I'm sickened be fact she's not taking any of the blame.
I'm not going to be blamed for something I didn't do.
It's really, really rude.
She got me kicked out of the [bleep.]
hotel for her [bleep.]
.
I don't want to talk with them anymore about the [bleep.]
hotel incident that I had nothing to do with.
Dog pitch.
Only dogs can hear her now.
It's not my problem.
I feel badly that she got kicked out.
I don't know why.
It's not my fault.
I will not go talk to the [bleep.]
hotel for her if she's going to be rude to me.
The truth of the matter is we all know that Jules has been having a problem with the hotel from day one! Now she's going to cry.
It's just really wrong.
I'm going to walk away from a problem like that.
I'm leaving, and that's it! Dabney: I think I'm at a point now where I need to step away from our friendship.
I think it's better than we're not living together.
Announcer: Next time on "High Society" Paul: Guest of a Guest threw a party, and everybody who was anyone was there.
Oh, darling! I've had enough of it, and I'm just not taking it anymore.
Are you looking for a committed relationship? Oh, [bleep.]
, here we go.
Tinsley: 5:30 in the morning and Topper is standing in my living room.
Do you think it would be weird if we got back together? Dale: Hello! How are you? You're Dale! I'm Dale! My mom dating makes me laugh, because she's such a big dork.
Man: I'm coming in from MilwAukee.
- Are you? - Yeah.
I mean, are there lots of cows there? [laughs.]
Constantine and I have been e-mailing back and forth.
Will I get to see you ever again? Maybe, if you're lucky.