Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 (2009) s01e06 Episode Script
106 - Junkyard Dogged
Vandals, the battlekey is mine.
Ha-ha-ha! Now, to conquer Earth.
Follow me to the portal.
[HATCH & KROCOMODO SCREAM.]
Battle Force 5, block him.
He's heading for the stormshock.
Wha? [GRUNTS AND YELLS.]
Woo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! Ready to fire.
Sherman, let's go, bro.
Calculating distance.
Hold on.
Sherman! [KALUS LAUGHING.]
Wait for it.
Now.
SPINNER: Whoa! Woo-hoo-hoo! Huh? [KALUS GRUNTING.]
[SNARLS.]
Huh? It takes a little something called math, fuzz face.
[RO ARS.]
How did they defeat you? Magic? Not magic.
Math.
VERT: Awesome moves out there.
Cortez brothers crushed them.
- Aw, it was nothing.
SPINNER: Nothing? Speak for yourself.
I just saved the world.
Right.
All by yourself, huh? Of course not.
I couldn't have done it without my little brother, Sherman Huh? - For always believing in my supreme genius.
[SHERMAN GRO ANS.]
What? Somebody order a maximum cheese overdrive? Uh, yeah.
That would be mine.
Mmm.
Oh! Mmm.
Mmm.
Grace, this pie is sweet.
How do you do it? And the judges say Not charming, Vert.
Women do not love a man who talks with his mouth full.
By the way, Grace, have you seen my new phone? Not only does it place and receive calls it tracks my ranking in Royal People Magazine.
[BEEPS.]
Oh, dear.
Great-great-uncle Mortimer just passed on.
Yes.
I'm now 189th in line for the throne.
And it's, uh, also a remote control.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING.]
[CAR ALARMS WAILING.]
[SHOUTING.]
Might I interest you in a demo of my sound system? [SHOUTING.]
Your what? [PHONE BEEPS.]
[MUSIC STOPS.]
[ALARMS CHIRP.]
You know, Grace, I've got a pretty sweet ride too.
Sweet and quiet.
You wanna go for a spin? Allow me to answer that.
No.
[COMMUNICATORS BEEP.]
Where's everyone going? We're, uh, needed back at the test track.
I'll talk to you when I get back, okay? I'll talk to you before I get back.
Mm.
Oh! [WHISPERS.]
Call me.
My flash memory system is only giving me partial data on this zone.
It was once a metal recycling zone.
A junkyard zone? Junk? But I haven't gotten my tetanus shot.
What if I get lockjaw and I can't talk? We'll throw a party.
[ALL LAUGHING.]
ZOOM [O VER RADIO.]
: Yeah.
- Okay, crew, stormshock time.
STANFORD: Excuse me, pardon me.
Coming through.
Must save the world and all that.
Can't keep the lady waiting.
[SHERMAN GRUNTS.]
[ZOOM YELLING.]
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Where's Zoom? He didn't make the jump.
I'm picking up enemy reading.
Come on, let's find that battlekey.
I think I have a bearing on the battlekey but all the metal in here is distorting the signal.
Looks like there's something big near the key.
And it's moving.
STANFORD [O VER RADIO.]
: Not good.
- Scared, Stanford? STANFORD: No.
I'm not getting any reception.
AGURA: We never get reception inside a battlezone.
A guy can hope.
What if Grace tries calling me? [SIGHS.]
We're rolling.
HATCH: Are you sure the battlekey is through there? We'll never get through those things.
It's impossible.
Not impossible.
We just need math.
[CHUCKLES.]
SHERMAN: Gotta make our way to the lower levels.
[HUMMING.]
You guys hear that? Everybody out.
Now.
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
Whew.
A couple more seconds and we'd all be travel-sized.
[HORN HONKS.]
STANFORD: Let's go, mate.
- I don't wanna keep Grace waiting.
SHERMAN: Dead end.
Hold on while I calculate a detour.
SEVER: They wandered into our trap, Kalus.
KALUS: Remember, isolate the others, but leave the brothers to me.
- Hmm.
That's kind of strange.
SPINNER: What? Freshly cut metal, like these wrecks were just moved here.
It's a trap.
[HATCH LAUGHING.]
[GASPS.]
[HATCH YELLING.]
Oi! Watch it.
[LAUGHS.]
Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
[GASPS.]
[KROCOMODO YELLING.]
Smell you later, alligator.
Fall back and regroup.
Separate the brothers.
[SEVER LAUGHS.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[SPINNER SCREAMS.]
[HATCH LAUGHING.]
Vengeance shall now be mine.
Let's turn this cat into kitty litter.
Wait.
If we regroup with the others, we can launch a flanking pincer attack or Or we could just take this guy now! SHERMAN: Hope you know what you're doing.
Take the bait.
Huh? Whoa! [SCREAMS.]
Drive, drive, drive.
Drive, Spinner? You think? Really? Drive? Oh, maybe I should drive.
[SPINNER YELLING.]
Huh? Use the hammer.
[GRUNTING.]
[SIGHS.]
Good news, we lost Captain Kalus.
Bad news, we're exactly 10.
2 klicks away from where we left the team.
Yeah, but I saved us.
Bro, what would you do without me? Live to see my next birthday.
The Cortez brothers are missing.
[PHONE RINGING.]
VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Your phone's working? All the metal in this zone must be amplifying the signal.
Stanford Isaac Rhodes speaking.
GRACE [O VER PHONE.]
: Stanford? Hello? Grace.
Yes, it's me.
[STATIC CRACKLES AND PHONE BEEPS.]
Heh-heh.
She'll call back.
SPINNER: Man, how are we gonna get topside? - We don't want to.
- We don't? We want the battlekey.
And if my scan's right, I think we just found it.
SPINNER: Oh, yeah.
SHERMAN: Tracks leading into the pyramid.
Looks like Kalus has a head start.
Radio for backup.
No go, bro.
Radio's toast.
Too much interference.
We want that battlekey, we gotta go.
[KALUS CHUCKLES.]
Ah! Hey! Now what? [FLAMES RO ARING.]
Huh? Whoa! World's biggest barbecue.
The only way we're coming out of that is well-done.
There's a pattern to the blasts.
If I can figure it out, maybe we can make it through.
The blasts are staggered based on prime numbers and their position.
- In English? - Buckle up.
Whoa! Aah! Whoo! [SCREAMING.]
Door closing in 2.
53 seconds.
Fire in 5.
35 seconds.
Crusher in two, one [MACHINERY POWERING DOWN.]
Woo-hoo! Yeah.
The defense mechanisms are powered down.
Yeah.
I knew we'd make it.
I must remember to thank these creatures for clearing the path to victory after I dine on their bones.
VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Sherman? Spinner? I'm getting a faint signal from the Buster, but no audio.
[PHONE RINGS.]
STANFORD [O VER RADIO.]
: Hello, Grace.
Wait.
Nope, I can't.
Just a sec.
- Can you hear me now? - Yo, Romeo.
Where are you going? How about now? Now? Ah! GRACE: Hi, Stanford? - Uh, Grace? - I can't hear you.
Let me call you back.
SPINNER: You led us into a dead end, Sherm.
The battlekey.
Once again, I've led us to victory.
SHERMAN: Spin? Wouldn't it be better if we? SPINNER: Seize the day? You betcha.
Almost there.
Be careful, bro.
Whoa! Gotcha.
[YELLING.]
Why couldn't this be the bouncy-castle battlezone? Spinner, behind you.
[MECH-DOG GROWLING.]
[RO ARS.]
[SPINNER SCREAMS.]
[FARTS.]
[RO ARING.]
Nice doggie.
Good boy.
The battlekey is mine, sub-creatures.
What the heck is that thing? Some kind of guardian.
It wants the key back.
Well, so do we.
Turn around and intercept.
SHERMAN: Deploy the maces.
No way.
This calls for a flash bomb.
Spinner, wait.
At this range Sherm? You okay? The flash charge blinded me.
SPINNER: The battlekey.
Drive forward.
Keep going straight, don't veer.
Drive, drive, drive.
Sherm, hard left.
Whoa, look out.
Aah! I said hard left.
Whoa! [SHERMAN & SPINNER GRUNTING.]
We're sideways, aren't we? And in a whole heap of trouble.
We gotta get out.
Go, go, go.
SPINNER: Hey.
KALUS: Heh-heh-heh.
SPINNER: That's ours.
[MECH-DOG GROWLING.]
Yo, Kalus.
What up? Hmm.
Perhaps if I throw you to the beast, it will give me time to make it to the door.
How about a different plan? Your ride's trashed, but you have the battlekey.
- So? - Well, our ride's still got a motor.
We just don't have any firepower.
- And, well, you do.
- Join you? A Vandal warrior would consider total annihilation rather than endure such a dishonor.
Fine.
Just remember, that thing hates you more than it hates us.
[RO ARING.]
What did you sub-creatures have in mind? STANFORD: This is hopeless.
Not even a single bar.
Attack.
Incoming.
I've got Stanford.
You hold off the Vandals.
Oh! Vert, hurry.
We've got this.
You echolocate the twins.
Find that battlekey.
STANFORD: Got it.
[BEEPING.]
SPINNER: You sure you're up for this? - I am always ready for battle.
Okay, on my go.
From three, two [YELLING.]
One.
Go.
KALUS: I fear no beast.
SPINNER: Okay, bro.
Let's skedaddle.
I can't reach the pedals.
Okay.
Now I'll just put her in drive.
- The clutch, use the clutch.
- The clutch, you fool.
Forward.
Whoa! [BUSTER BEEPING.]
- Now switch on the ramp.
- Uh The big red button.
Dude, I can't see any button.
Jeez, Louise.
I gotta do everything? Watch the paint job.
[SPINNER WHIMPERS.]
Kalus, turrets up.
Now kick it into overdrive.
We're going to crash.
Not us, him.
SPINNER: Good doggie.
Good boy.
Sherman, we made it, bro.
Now to conquer Earth.
Hey.
[RO ARING.]
STANFORD: Ta-ta.
[KALUS GRUNTING.]
STANFORD: I have it, lads.
[PHONE RINGS.]
- Oh, Grace? GRACE: Hello? Yes.
I can hear you.
Whoa! Grace? GRACE: Hello? Stanford? VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Stanford, forget Grace and get the battlekey.
GRACE [O VER PHONE.]
: Hello? Hello? You sound funny.
[BELCHES.]
Eww! SPINNER: The stormshock.
We're home free.
KALUS: Vandals, hyah, stop them.
[RADAR BEEPING.]
SPINNER: We've got coattail riders.
What are our coordinates? Twenty-three degrees, 26, 21, north.
- Make a left.
- But it's straight ahead.
Just listen to me.
[VANDALS YELLING.]
[GRO ANS.]
HATCH: Uh, captain? [RO ARS.]
[GASPS.]
[MEOWS.]
VERT: Cheers all around, guys.
And cool move with that magnet, Spinner.
Thanks.
But that was all Sherman.
Thanks, big bro.
Until your sight comes back, I'm gonna take care of you for a change.
Now, excuse me while I freshen your beverage.
[LAUGHING.]
What? My eyesight came back about an hour ago.
I'll tell Spinner, eventually.
You tell me to call you.
First, you don't answer.
Then you burp into my ear? - Real classy.
- Grace.
So, Grace, I guess you're free tonight, then.
Hmph.
Sorry.
I've got a date with a real gentleman.
Ready? The movie starts at 7.
At least someone around here knows how to treat a lady.
Mate, from now on, we make sure Zoom gets through every stormshock.
Deal, Stan.
Deal.
Ha-ha-ha! Now, to conquer Earth.
Follow me to the portal.
[HATCH & KROCOMODO SCREAM.]
Battle Force 5, block him.
He's heading for the stormshock.
Wha? [GRUNTS AND YELLS.]
Woo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! Ready to fire.
Sherman, let's go, bro.
Calculating distance.
Hold on.
Sherman! [KALUS LAUGHING.]
Wait for it.
Now.
SPINNER: Whoa! Woo-hoo-hoo! Huh? [KALUS GRUNTING.]
[SNARLS.]
Huh? It takes a little something called math, fuzz face.
[RO ARS.]
How did they defeat you? Magic? Not magic.
Math.
VERT: Awesome moves out there.
Cortez brothers crushed them.
- Aw, it was nothing.
SPINNER: Nothing? Speak for yourself.
I just saved the world.
Right.
All by yourself, huh? Of course not.
I couldn't have done it without my little brother, Sherman Huh? - For always believing in my supreme genius.
[SHERMAN GRO ANS.]
What? Somebody order a maximum cheese overdrive? Uh, yeah.
That would be mine.
Mmm.
Oh! Mmm.
Mmm.
Grace, this pie is sweet.
How do you do it? And the judges say Not charming, Vert.
Women do not love a man who talks with his mouth full.
By the way, Grace, have you seen my new phone? Not only does it place and receive calls it tracks my ranking in Royal People Magazine.
[BEEPS.]
Oh, dear.
Great-great-uncle Mortimer just passed on.
Yes.
I'm now 189th in line for the throne.
And it's, uh, also a remote control.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING.]
[CAR ALARMS WAILING.]
[SHOUTING.]
Might I interest you in a demo of my sound system? [SHOUTING.]
Your what? [PHONE BEEPS.]
[MUSIC STOPS.]
[ALARMS CHIRP.]
You know, Grace, I've got a pretty sweet ride too.
Sweet and quiet.
You wanna go for a spin? Allow me to answer that.
No.
[COMMUNICATORS BEEP.]
Where's everyone going? We're, uh, needed back at the test track.
I'll talk to you when I get back, okay? I'll talk to you before I get back.
Mm.
Oh! [WHISPERS.]
Call me.
My flash memory system is only giving me partial data on this zone.
It was once a metal recycling zone.
A junkyard zone? Junk? But I haven't gotten my tetanus shot.
What if I get lockjaw and I can't talk? We'll throw a party.
[ALL LAUGHING.]
ZOOM [O VER RADIO.]
: Yeah.
- Okay, crew, stormshock time.
STANFORD: Excuse me, pardon me.
Coming through.
Must save the world and all that.
Can't keep the lady waiting.
[SHERMAN GRUNTS.]
[ZOOM YELLING.]
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Where's Zoom? He didn't make the jump.
I'm picking up enemy reading.
Come on, let's find that battlekey.
I think I have a bearing on the battlekey but all the metal in here is distorting the signal.
Looks like there's something big near the key.
And it's moving.
STANFORD [O VER RADIO.]
: Not good.
- Scared, Stanford? STANFORD: No.
I'm not getting any reception.
AGURA: We never get reception inside a battlezone.
A guy can hope.
What if Grace tries calling me? [SIGHS.]
We're rolling.
HATCH: Are you sure the battlekey is through there? We'll never get through those things.
It's impossible.
Not impossible.
We just need math.
[CHUCKLES.]
SHERMAN: Gotta make our way to the lower levels.
[HUMMING.]
You guys hear that? Everybody out.
Now.
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
Whew.
A couple more seconds and we'd all be travel-sized.
[HORN HONKS.]
STANFORD: Let's go, mate.
- I don't wanna keep Grace waiting.
SHERMAN: Dead end.
Hold on while I calculate a detour.
SEVER: They wandered into our trap, Kalus.
KALUS: Remember, isolate the others, but leave the brothers to me.
- Hmm.
That's kind of strange.
SPINNER: What? Freshly cut metal, like these wrecks were just moved here.
It's a trap.
[HATCH LAUGHING.]
[GASPS.]
[HATCH YELLING.]
Oi! Watch it.
[LAUGHS.]
Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
[GASPS.]
[KROCOMODO YELLING.]
Smell you later, alligator.
Fall back and regroup.
Separate the brothers.
[SEVER LAUGHS.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[SPINNER SCREAMS.]
[HATCH LAUGHING.]
Vengeance shall now be mine.
Let's turn this cat into kitty litter.
Wait.
If we regroup with the others, we can launch a flanking pincer attack or Or we could just take this guy now! SHERMAN: Hope you know what you're doing.
Take the bait.
Huh? Whoa! [SCREAMS.]
Drive, drive, drive.
Drive, Spinner? You think? Really? Drive? Oh, maybe I should drive.
[SPINNER YELLING.]
Huh? Use the hammer.
[GRUNTING.]
[SIGHS.]
Good news, we lost Captain Kalus.
Bad news, we're exactly 10.
2 klicks away from where we left the team.
Yeah, but I saved us.
Bro, what would you do without me? Live to see my next birthday.
The Cortez brothers are missing.
[PHONE RINGING.]
VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Your phone's working? All the metal in this zone must be amplifying the signal.
Stanford Isaac Rhodes speaking.
GRACE [O VER PHONE.]
: Stanford? Hello? Grace.
Yes, it's me.
[STATIC CRACKLES AND PHONE BEEPS.]
Heh-heh.
She'll call back.
SPINNER: Man, how are we gonna get topside? - We don't want to.
- We don't? We want the battlekey.
And if my scan's right, I think we just found it.
SPINNER: Oh, yeah.
SHERMAN: Tracks leading into the pyramid.
Looks like Kalus has a head start.
Radio for backup.
No go, bro.
Radio's toast.
Too much interference.
We want that battlekey, we gotta go.
[KALUS CHUCKLES.]
Ah! Hey! Now what? [FLAMES RO ARING.]
Huh? Whoa! World's biggest barbecue.
The only way we're coming out of that is well-done.
There's a pattern to the blasts.
If I can figure it out, maybe we can make it through.
The blasts are staggered based on prime numbers and their position.
- In English? - Buckle up.
Whoa! Aah! Whoo! [SCREAMING.]
Door closing in 2.
53 seconds.
Fire in 5.
35 seconds.
Crusher in two, one [MACHINERY POWERING DOWN.]
Woo-hoo! Yeah.
The defense mechanisms are powered down.
Yeah.
I knew we'd make it.
I must remember to thank these creatures for clearing the path to victory after I dine on their bones.
VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Sherman? Spinner? I'm getting a faint signal from the Buster, but no audio.
[PHONE RINGS.]
STANFORD [O VER RADIO.]
: Hello, Grace.
Wait.
Nope, I can't.
Just a sec.
- Can you hear me now? - Yo, Romeo.
Where are you going? How about now? Now? Ah! GRACE: Hi, Stanford? - Uh, Grace? - I can't hear you.
Let me call you back.
SPINNER: You led us into a dead end, Sherm.
The battlekey.
Once again, I've led us to victory.
SHERMAN: Spin? Wouldn't it be better if we? SPINNER: Seize the day? You betcha.
Almost there.
Be careful, bro.
Whoa! Gotcha.
[YELLING.]
Why couldn't this be the bouncy-castle battlezone? Spinner, behind you.
[MECH-DOG GROWLING.]
[RO ARS.]
[SPINNER SCREAMS.]
[FARTS.]
[RO ARING.]
Nice doggie.
Good boy.
The battlekey is mine, sub-creatures.
What the heck is that thing? Some kind of guardian.
It wants the key back.
Well, so do we.
Turn around and intercept.
SHERMAN: Deploy the maces.
No way.
This calls for a flash bomb.
Spinner, wait.
At this range Sherm? You okay? The flash charge blinded me.
SPINNER: The battlekey.
Drive forward.
Keep going straight, don't veer.
Drive, drive, drive.
Sherm, hard left.
Whoa, look out.
Aah! I said hard left.
Whoa! [SHERMAN & SPINNER GRUNTING.]
We're sideways, aren't we? And in a whole heap of trouble.
We gotta get out.
Go, go, go.
SPINNER: Hey.
KALUS: Heh-heh-heh.
SPINNER: That's ours.
[MECH-DOG GROWLING.]
Yo, Kalus.
What up? Hmm.
Perhaps if I throw you to the beast, it will give me time to make it to the door.
How about a different plan? Your ride's trashed, but you have the battlekey.
- So? - Well, our ride's still got a motor.
We just don't have any firepower.
- And, well, you do.
- Join you? A Vandal warrior would consider total annihilation rather than endure such a dishonor.
Fine.
Just remember, that thing hates you more than it hates us.
[RO ARING.]
What did you sub-creatures have in mind? STANFORD: This is hopeless.
Not even a single bar.
Attack.
Incoming.
I've got Stanford.
You hold off the Vandals.
Oh! Vert, hurry.
We've got this.
You echolocate the twins.
Find that battlekey.
STANFORD: Got it.
[BEEPING.]
SPINNER: You sure you're up for this? - I am always ready for battle.
Okay, on my go.
From three, two [YELLING.]
One.
Go.
KALUS: I fear no beast.
SPINNER: Okay, bro.
Let's skedaddle.
I can't reach the pedals.
Okay.
Now I'll just put her in drive.
- The clutch, use the clutch.
- The clutch, you fool.
Forward.
Whoa! [BUSTER BEEPING.]
- Now switch on the ramp.
- Uh The big red button.
Dude, I can't see any button.
Jeez, Louise.
I gotta do everything? Watch the paint job.
[SPINNER WHIMPERS.]
Kalus, turrets up.
Now kick it into overdrive.
We're going to crash.
Not us, him.
SPINNER: Good doggie.
Good boy.
Sherman, we made it, bro.
Now to conquer Earth.
Hey.
[RO ARING.]
STANFORD: Ta-ta.
[KALUS GRUNTING.]
STANFORD: I have it, lads.
[PHONE RINGS.]
- Oh, Grace? GRACE: Hello? Yes.
I can hear you.
Whoa! Grace? GRACE: Hello? Stanford? VERT [O VER RADIO.]
: Stanford, forget Grace and get the battlekey.
GRACE [O VER PHONE.]
: Hello? Hello? You sound funny.
[BELCHES.]
Eww! SPINNER: The stormshock.
We're home free.
KALUS: Vandals, hyah, stop them.
[RADAR BEEPING.]
SPINNER: We've got coattail riders.
What are our coordinates? Twenty-three degrees, 26, 21, north.
- Make a left.
- But it's straight ahead.
Just listen to me.
[VANDALS YELLING.]
[GRO ANS.]
HATCH: Uh, captain? [RO ARS.]
[GASPS.]
[MEOWS.]
VERT: Cheers all around, guys.
And cool move with that magnet, Spinner.
Thanks.
But that was all Sherman.
Thanks, big bro.
Until your sight comes back, I'm gonna take care of you for a change.
Now, excuse me while I freshen your beverage.
[LAUGHING.]
What? My eyesight came back about an hour ago.
I'll tell Spinner, eventually.
You tell me to call you.
First, you don't answer.
Then you burp into my ear? - Real classy.
- Grace.
So, Grace, I guess you're free tonight, then.
Hmph.
Sorry.
I've got a date with a real gentleman.
Ready? The movie starts at 7.
At least someone around here knows how to treat a lady.
Mate, from now on, we make sure Zoom gets through every stormshock.
Deal, Stan.
Deal.