Indori Ishq (2021) s01e06 Episode Script
Brahmastra
Hey, dumba! What did you do?
I had asked you to spend time
with Aliya as a friend,
not to pounce on her!
Fker
She hugged me, man.
And I got carried away.
Very good.
But I'm glad she didn't kiss you.
Otherwise, you would have
climaxed instantly, right?
- What nonsense are you talking?
- Fking moron
- I was talking about emotions.
- What?
I thought she had fallen
in love with me too.
Kid,
neither are you
Jeff Bezos' only son,
nor are you Robert Pattinson
from Twilight.
Did you think she'd fall
madly in love with you
because you took her out
for ice cream?
Fker
No, this is what's wrong
with you small-town boys.
A girl hugs you as a friend,
and you think she's available
for a roll in the hay!
Hey! Indore is the business capital
of central India.
It's not a small town, you dkhead!
You dkhead,
do you want to woo Aliya
or talk nonsense about your city?
I want to woo Aliya.
You want to woo her, right?
So, stop using your brain, dumba,
and do as I say.
Take this.
What do I have to do?
You don't have to do anything.
Just understand the formula.
What formula?
The formula to woo a girl.
A is equal to
attachment.
D detachment.
And C is equal to commit
ment.
Do you understand anything, dkhead?
Look, buddy.
There are many ways to woo a girl.
But this formula works for everyone,
from studs like me
to fking morons like you.
All can benefit.
The formula I'm about
to share with you today
is the greatest of all.
So, it's the ultimate weapon
to woo a girl.
I overdid it. The ultimate weapon
- Hey, dkhead.
- Yes?
Proceed.
Yes, I'm telling you.
So, step one.
A. That is attachment.
Got it? Attachment.
I know that, fker.
Proceed to the next part.
You must get attached to Aliya.
No fking around. Attachment.
The first step is the easiest one.
It's child's play.
All you have to do is become
good friends with Aliya.
Tell me the next step.
We've become friends already.
- Really?
- Yes. Aliya said to me herself,
"I see you as a friend."
But what did she say after that?
"I'm not over Roshan yet."
But she called me a friend.
I see. So, tell me, friend.
When does Aliya get her periods?
Are you crazy?
Why would she tell me
about her periods?
Okay, tell me. Don't get angry.
Listen, you dumba!
You must become
a special friend of hers.
What?
You must be each other's BFF.
The kind of friends
who eat together, sht together!
So that she can share everything with you
and even tell you about her periods.
She has just gone
through a break-up.
So, she needs a friend
who can provide her
emotional support
and not pounce on her to kiss her.
Now, before some other dkhead
offers her that support,
you should be that dkhead.
This is for you.
- Who sent this?
- He did.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
I loved it.
Thank you.
After Tara left me, I thought
that getting over one's first love
was the most difficult thing in life.
I was wrong.
Aliya, burn them!
This is the first step
to moving on!
Burn every little thing
that reminds you of Roshan.
They are memories, Kunal.
They are not memories,
they are your sins from your past life!
Aliya, please burn them!
Burn them!
Everything will be okay.
Just burn them, Aliya.
Good! Burn them!
What's more difficult
than getting over one's first love
is to pretend to be friends
with the girl
you've fallen in love with.
Believe me. It's a pain in the a.
But I must admit,
it works.
- Hi, Kunal.
- Hi, Aliya.
- How are you?
- Fine, thank you. How are you?
I'm good.
Actually,
I had told you about
Roshan's pictures on my phone, right?
So I've deleted them.
I think
I think I've moved on.
Congratulations!
Thank you so much.
Kunal, if it weren't for you,
maybe this wouldn't be possible.
So, thank you.
Thanks for being there when
when I really needed someone.
You're buttering me up!
It seems like someone is in the mood
for another ice cream date. Well?
You're such a sweetheart, Kunal.
Okay, bye. I want to sleep now.
My stomach hurts.
You ate three plates of pani puri.
Of course, your stomach hurts, Aliya!
No, it's not that.
Actually
Actually
I got my periods.
So, it happens.
Okay, bye.
Mahesh, motherfker!
Bro, Aliya finally told me
about her periods.
So, go to a medical store,
buy a sanitary pad and give it to her.
Are you fking crazy?
Which friend does that?
I'm kidding, you fker.
Step one is clear.
Now, the next step.
D for detachment.
What do I have to do?
Nothing. Avoid the girl.
Neither will you call her,
nor will you message her,
nor will you meet her.
Have you started drinking again?
Why did I fking pretend
to be her friend all this while?
To avoid her in the end?
That's the formula.
Roll the formula up
and shove it up your a.
Mahesh, give me my phone.
- I'll burn you.
- Mahesh! Give me my phone, dkhead!
Please, Mahesh.
- Let me talk to Aliya
- No. I'll burn you.
It must be something important.
Let me talk to her!
- No.
- I'm asking you politely, Mahesh.
Mahesh, give me my phone.
- Mahesh, give me my phone.
- No.
- Mahesh, give me my phone!
- No.
- Mahesh, give me my phone, man!
- Dk
Take it. Talk to her.
Yes, mom. My phone was
switched off for two days.
It had gone for repairs.
A dog peed on it.
No, mom! Why would you come here?
I'll go there after my exams.
Mom, the navy has a heavy syllabus.
Let me focus on my studies.
If you come here now,
it'll mess up my schedule.
Give me two hot pavs.
- Yes, sir.
- Hurry up.
Yes. You take care too.
Good night.
Even I fooled
my parents a lot,
but you're on a whole other level.
Hey, wait!
Where are you going?
I'm going to pee.
Do you want to grab my tool?
I don't like you that much.
Give it to me.
- Give me your phone.
- Go to hell.
Wait.
You're going to talk
to Aliya, right?
I know everything, you dumba.
So, I've come fully prepared.
- Mahesh, don't!
- Shut up!
- Mahesh, don't! What have I done?
- Shut up, dkhead!
Mahesh, let me go, asle!
Please don't do this, man!
D is equal to detachment!
Shove your formula up your a
and let me go!
The ultimate weapon to woo a girl.
Hey! Hey!
Mahesh, don't touch my phone!
Don't touch my phone, Mahesh!
Mahesh, don't answer the phone!
- Mahesh
- Aliya.
Mahesh, don't
Please. I won't do anything.
No, Mahesh! Don't Mahesh!
Mahesh, motherfker,
don't answer the phone!
I'll fk you in the a, Mahesh!
Mahesh, motherfker!
- Hey, motherf
- Hey!
- Mahesh, please don't!
- Look.
- Kamna.
- Yes?
When did you last talk to Kunal?
Yesterday. I called him.
And did he answer your call?
Of course, he did.
Why wouldn't he?
So he's only avoiding me.
He's avoiding you?
Yes. I don't know why.
Do one thing.
Call Mahesh. He's with Kunal.
Mahesh
Why should I call Mahesh? I mean
If he doesn't want to talk to me
It's fine, right?
I mean, it's okay.
Okay.
It's working.
Buddy, the girl is coming around.
Hello, Aliya.
Hi, Mahesh.
- Is Kunal with you?
- Yes.
Could you put him
on the line, please?
No.
Sorry?
Mahesh, I need to talk to Kunal.
Give him the phone.
Stop playing with him, Aliya.
Please.
Bye.
Mahesh, motherfker!
I'll fk you in the a!
Call her back!
She will call back.
If she doesn't, buddy,
I'll fk you, I swear!
You asle, I'm warning you.
What do you mean
by "stop playing with him"?
You know, Aliya.
Mahesh, let me talk to Kunal.
Sorry?
I'll tell you a time and place.
Meet him and talk to him.
What are you doing, Mahesh?
This is not just a formula.
It's a mind game.
A powerful mind game.
First, you get very close to a girl.
But as a friend.
The first rule of wooing a girl
is that she must not find out
that you're trying to woo her.
As your friendship thickens,
the girl becomes dependant on you.
Just then, in one fell swoop,
without any warning or explanation,
you break off all communication.
Plain, total avoidance.
The girl gets confused.
She thinks about you for hours.
She yearns to meet you.
She's dying to talk to you.
And that is the point, my friend,
when she realises
that you are more
than just a friend to her.
Then, we proceed to the next step.
C for commitment.
Yes!
C for commitment.
Buddy, the last step of the ADC formula
seems easy, but it's not.
Listen. Wait.
Of course, you must convey to her
that you love her
but indirectly.
- Okay.
- No, wait!
This is a mind game.
Even by mistake,
you must not ask her out.
Because this time,
she will ask you out.
Go on, tiger. Rock it.
What has happened to you, Kunal?
Nothing.
Check your phone.
Just see the number of times
I messaged and called you.
Neither do you respond to my messages,
nor do you answer my calls,
nor do you meet me.
Who does that?
Look, Aliya.
I won't beat around the bush.
But we can't be friends anymore.
We are meeting
for the last time today.
What is this childishness, Kunal?
What's wrong with you?
I'm thinking of moving
back to Indore.
Anyway, the dream I had
come here for is shattered.
Kunal, did I do something wrong?
Aliya, I can't pretend anymore.
What do you mean?
What are you saying?
I can't pretend to be your friend!
Aliya, I love you!
And I can no longer pretend
to be your friend.
Look, Kunal. I
You need not say anything.
You've already told me
that you see me as a friend.
It's my fault
that I fell in love with you.
What if I say that
I love you too?
Will you still leave me?
Do you love me?
I love you, Kunal.
I love you, Aliya.
ADC?
- What does ADC mean?
- It's about merchant navy. Forget it.
Tell me that you love me, Kunal.
I love you, Tara.
I love you.
I love you a lot, Tara.
I love you.
- Tara?
- Tara?
Who is Tara?
Aliya. I love you, Aliya.
Please unbind me.
She's your ex, right?
Ex, who? I love you, Aliya!
Aliya, I love you!
You still love her, right?
I hate her!
- Please unbind my hand.
- You still love her.
To hell with her!
It's not your fault, Kunal.
Love is a bch.
Fk you, Kunal.
Fk you.
Aliya!
What they say is right.
True love happens only
once in a lifetime.
If it works, every night is bliss.
And if it doesn't,
you get fked for life.
I had asked you to spend time
with Aliya as a friend,
not to pounce on her!
Fker
She hugged me, man.
And I got carried away.
Very good.
But I'm glad she didn't kiss you.
Otherwise, you would have
climaxed instantly, right?
- What nonsense are you talking?
- Fking moron
- I was talking about emotions.
- What?
I thought she had fallen
in love with me too.
Kid,
neither are you
Jeff Bezos' only son,
nor are you Robert Pattinson
from Twilight.
Did you think she'd fall
madly in love with you
because you took her out
for ice cream?
Fker
No, this is what's wrong
with you small-town boys.
A girl hugs you as a friend,
and you think she's available
for a roll in the hay!
Hey! Indore is the business capital
of central India.
It's not a small town, you dkhead!
You dkhead,
do you want to woo Aliya
or talk nonsense about your city?
I want to woo Aliya.
You want to woo her, right?
So, stop using your brain, dumba,
and do as I say.
Take this.
What do I have to do?
You don't have to do anything.
Just understand the formula.
What formula?
The formula to woo a girl.
A is equal to
attachment.
D detachment.
And C is equal to commit
ment.
Do you understand anything, dkhead?
Look, buddy.
There are many ways to woo a girl.
But this formula works for everyone,
from studs like me
to fking morons like you.
All can benefit.
The formula I'm about
to share with you today
is the greatest of all.
So, it's the ultimate weapon
to woo a girl.
I overdid it. The ultimate weapon
- Hey, dkhead.
- Yes?
Proceed.
Yes, I'm telling you.
So, step one.
A. That is attachment.
Got it? Attachment.
I know that, fker.
Proceed to the next part.
You must get attached to Aliya.
No fking around. Attachment.
The first step is the easiest one.
It's child's play.
All you have to do is become
good friends with Aliya.
Tell me the next step.
We've become friends already.
- Really?
- Yes. Aliya said to me herself,
"I see you as a friend."
But what did she say after that?
"I'm not over Roshan yet."
But she called me a friend.
I see. So, tell me, friend.
When does Aliya get her periods?
Are you crazy?
Why would she tell me
about her periods?
Okay, tell me. Don't get angry.
Listen, you dumba!
You must become
a special friend of hers.
What?
You must be each other's BFF.
The kind of friends
who eat together, sht together!
So that she can share everything with you
and even tell you about her periods.
She has just gone
through a break-up.
So, she needs a friend
who can provide her
emotional support
and not pounce on her to kiss her.
Now, before some other dkhead
offers her that support,
you should be that dkhead.
This is for you.
- Who sent this?
- He did.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
I loved it.
Thank you.
After Tara left me, I thought
that getting over one's first love
was the most difficult thing in life.
I was wrong.
Aliya, burn them!
This is the first step
to moving on!
Burn every little thing
that reminds you of Roshan.
They are memories, Kunal.
They are not memories,
they are your sins from your past life!
Aliya, please burn them!
Burn them!
Everything will be okay.
Just burn them, Aliya.
Good! Burn them!
What's more difficult
than getting over one's first love
is to pretend to be friends
with the girl
you've fallen in love with.
Believe me. It's a pain in the a.
But I must admit,
it works.
- Hi, Kunal.
- Hi, Aliya.
- How are you?
- Fine, thank you. How are you?
I'm good.
Actually,
I had told you about
Roshan's pictures on my phone, right?
So I've deleted them.
I think
I think I've moved on.
Congratulations!
Thank you so much.
Kunal, if it weren't for you,
maybe this wouldn't be possible.
So, thank you.
Thanks for being there when
when I really needed someone.
You're buttering me up!
It seems like someone is in the mood
for another ice cream date. Well?
You're such a sweetheart, Kunal.
Okay, bye. I want to sleep now.
My stomach hurts.
You ate three plates of pani puri.
Of course, your stomach hurts, Aliya!
No, it's not that.
Actually
Actually
I got my periods.
So, it happens.
Okay, bye.
Mahesh, motherfker!
Bro, Aliya finally told me
about her periods.
So, go to a medical store,
buy a sanitary pad and give it to her.
Are you fking crazy?
Which friend does that?
I'm kidding, you fker.
Step one is clear.
Now, the next step.
D for detachment.
What do I have to do?
Nothing. Avoid the girl.
Neither will you call her,
nor will you message her,
nor will you meet her.
Have you started drinking again?
Why did I fking pretend
to be her friend all this while?
To avoid her in the end?
That's the formula.
Roll the formula up
and shove it up your a.
Mahesh, give me my phone.
- I'll burn you.
- Mahesh! Give me my phone, dkhead!
Please, Mahesh.
- Let me talk to Aliya
- No. I'll burn you.
It must be something important.
Let me talk to her!
- No.
- I'm asking you politely, Mahesh.
Mahesh, give me my phone.
- Mahesh, give me my phone.
- No.
- Mahesh, give me my phone!
- No.
- Mahesh, give me my phone, man!
- Dk
Take it. Talk to her.
Yes, mom. My phone was
switched off for two days.
It had gone for repairs.
A dog peed on it.
No, mom! Why would you come here?
I'll go there after my exams.
Mom, the navy has a heavy syllabus.
Let me focus on my studies.
If you come here now,
it'll mess up my schedule.
Give me two hot pavs.
- Yes, sir.
- Hurry up.
Yes. You take care too.
Good night.
Even I fooled
my parents a lot,
but you're on a whole other level.
Hey, wait!
Where are you going?
I'm going to pee.
Do you want to grab my tool?
I don't like you that much.
Give it to me.
- Give me your phone.
- Go to hell.
Wait.
You're going to talk
to Aliya, right?
I know everything, you dumba.
So, I've come fully prepared.
- Mahesh, don't!
- Shut up!
- Mahesh, don't! What have I done?
- Shut up, dkhead!
Mahesh, let me go, asle!
Please don't do this, man!
D is equal to detachment!
Shove your formula up your a
and let me go!
The ultimate weapon to woo a girl.
Hey! Hey!
Mahesh, don't touch my phone!
Don't touch my phone, Mahesh!
Mahesh, don't answer the phone!
- Mahesh
- Aliya.
Mahesh, don't
Please. I won't do anything.
No, Mahesh! Don't Mahesh!
Mahesh, motherfker,
don't answer the phone!
I'll fk you in the a, Mahesh!
Mahesh, motherfker!
- Hey, motherf
- Hey!
- Mahesh, please don't!
- Look.
- Kamna.
- Yes?
When did you last talk to Kunal?
Yesterday. I called him.
And did he answer your call?
Of course, he did.
Why wouldn't he?
So he's only avoiding me.
He's avoiding you?
Yes. I don't know why.
Do one thing.
Call Mahesh. He's with Kunal.
Mahesh
Why should I call Mahesh? I mean
If he doesn't want to talk to me
It's fine, right?
I mean, it's okay.
Okay.
It's working.
Buddy, the girl is coming around.
Hello, Aliya.
Hi, Mahesh.
- Is Kunal with you?
- Yes.
Could you put him
on the line, please?
No.
Sorry?
Mahesh, I need to talk to Kunal.
Give him the phone.
Stop playing with him, Aliya.
Please.
Bye.
Mahesh, motherfker!
I'll fk you in the a!
Call her back!
She will call back.
If she doesn't, buddy,
I'll fk you, I swear!
You asle, I'm warning you.
What do you mean
by "stop playing with him"?
You know, Aliya.
Mahesh, let me talk to Kunal.
Sorry?
I'll tell you a time and place.
Meet him and talk to him.
What are you doing, Mahesh?
This is not just a formula.
It's a mind game.
A powerful mind game.
First, you get very close to a girl.
But as a friend.
The first rule of wooing a girl
is that she must not find out
that you're trying to woo her.
As your friendship thickens,
the girl becomes dependant on you.
Just then, in one fell swoop,
without any warning or explanation,
you break off all communication.
Plain, total avoidance.
The girl gets confused.
She thinks about you for hours.
She yearns to meet you.
She's dying to talk to you.
And that is the point, my friend,
when she realises
that you are more
than just a friend to her.
Then, we proceed to the next step.
C for commitment.
Yes!
C for commitment.
Buddy, the last step of the ADC formula
seems easy, but it's not.
Listen. Wait.
Of course, you must convey to her
that you love her
but indirectly.
- Okay.
- No, wait!
This is a mind game.
Even by mistake,
you must not ask her out.
Because this time,
she will ask you out.
Go on, tiger. Rock it.
What has happened to you, Kunal?
Nothing.
Check your phone.
Just see the number of times
I messaged and called you.
Neither do you respond to my messages,
nor do you answer my calls,
nor do you meet me.
Who does that?
Look, Aliya.
I won't beat around the bush.
But we can't be friends anymore.
We are meeting
for the last time today.
What is this childishness, Kunal?
What's wrong with you?
I'm thinking of moving
back to Indore.
Anyway, the dream I had
come here for is shattered.
Kunal, did I do something wrong?
Aliya, I can't pretend anymore.
What do you mean?
What are you saying?
I can't pretend to be your friend!
Aliya, I love you!
And I can no longer pretend
to be your friend.
Look, Kunal. I
You need not say anything.
You've already told me
that you see me as a friend.
It's my fault
that I fell in love with you.
What if I say that
I love you too?
Will you still leave me?
Do you love me?
I love you, Kunal.
I love you, Aliya.
ADC?
- What does ADC mean?
- It's about merchant navy. Forget it.
Tell me that you love me, Kunal.
I love you, Tara.
I love you.
I love you a lot, Tara.
I love you.
- Tara?
- Tara?
Who is Tara?
Aliya. I love you, Aliya.
Please unbind me.
She's your ex, right?
Ex, who? I love you, Aliya!
Aliya, I love you!
You still love her, right?
I hate her!
- Please unbind my hand.
- You still love her.
To hell with her!
It's not your fault, Kunal.
Love is a bch.
Fk you, Kunal.
Fk you.
Aliya!
What they say is right.
True love happens only
once in a lifetime.
If it works, every night is bliss.
And if it doesn't,
you get fked for life.