Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e06 Episode Script

Previously on "jonas L.
A.
" I got the part! Rock star Joe welcome to my movie.
You just seem different this summer good different.
If you like a girl you should tell her.
So she's not confused by the messages you're sending.
What I'm trying to say is I like you.
This is crazy.
You're a rock star.
- And I'm your - Macy.
I'm your Macy.
I like the sound of that.
Me too.
Hey he hooked it! I can't look.
Just tell me when it's over! It's almost there.
Just hang on.
Looks like he's hooked a whopper.
Is he gonna reel it in? I can't look! - Oh and he got away.
- Oh thank goodness.
Wow I never knew pro bass fishing could be this exciting.
- I know and I always root for the fish.
- That's so you.
- You're so sweet pretending you care about the show.
- I'm not pretending.
And you're so sweet to say you're not pretending when you're totally pretending.
- Hey what's going on over here? - Just a show.
- Tense moment.
- On a fishing show? - It's pro bass fishing.
- How does the bass go pro? - Yeah a bass is a fish.
- No the fishermen are the pros.
- These fish are amateurs.
- Joe I was making a joke.
Oh it's kinda hard to tell with you.
It's just a really good show.
Really? Well let's watch it.
Go inside the tackle box - I'm bored.
- Yeah.
Is there a game on? - Somewhere.
- Ooh I want to watch miss Tyra.
- What? No! - Give me that.
Give it back.
- I said sports.
- No! - It's my turn you guys.
- No it's really good.
Let go of the controller! yeah! hey! I was sitting at home watching tv all alone ♪ so tired of routines ♪ ♪ the day goes on and on ♪ so I pick up the phone call everyone I know I say there's gonna be a party hit the music here we go yeah you gotta live to party bust your move everybody's in the groove tell the d.
J.
To play our song are you ready to rock and roll? gotta live to party bust your move everybody's in the groove live to party! drivin' down the boulevard solo she pulls up in her daddy's car top down you've got friends and I've got mine and I've got nothing on my mind rockin' out to my favorite song that's all I really need would it be better if you rolled with me? we've got the words if you've got the melody whoa-oh whoa-oh we've got the time if you've got the place to be we're gonna play this party now we've got tonight to make every memory whoa-oh whoa-oh no we're not gonna stop till we set this party off yeah! one two three four Five six.
Guys where are you? - We're right here.
- Sounds great man.
No it doesn't because it's missing something like I don't know the rest of the band.
Nick seriously how many times are we gonna record this track? - It sounds fine.
- Fine isn't good enough.
You know what would make it better? - Words.
- Yeah put some of those in.
All right the lyrics need to fit the music.
And the music isn't perfect yet.
Dude admit it you're blocked.
When you're blocked you're no fun.
I'm lots of fun.
I'm a really fun guy.
Like remember that one time I got those wrestling tickets? You hate wrestling.
You didn't even come with us.
Yeah but I had a great time getting the tickets.
And they came three weeks in advance.
Three weeks in advance.
Well Nick while you enjoy reliving the good times.
We're gonna have fun on our vacation.
I like advanced planning.
Chuck this is gonna be so cool.
I'm so excited to start punching stuff.
Let me guess first movie fight? Well "forever April" is my first movie so yeah.
Okay.
Okay we're all set.
Ready to get to work? I am so ready to get to work.
I'm gonna be fighting an evil ghost.
So I want to make it look totally awesome.
Don't worry.
I've trained cowboys gladiators angry aliens And that's just at a Halloween party.
So like you're a funny fight trainer? I do a little standup on the side.
It's Hollywood you know? - Gotcha.
- Yeah.
Why don't we just jump in? Maybe some punches.
A little karate.
Put 'em together for a little mixed martial arts.
Ah! Ow! Ow that hurt.
Oh wow I think I pulled something.
- Ow! - I usually start with some stretching.
Okay let's stretch.
Yeah.
Oh it burns.
Is it supposed to burn? Why can't I get this right? 'cause that track is whack.
- Who are you? - I'm the one telling you that the track is whack.
Okay random kid in my house.
What's wrong with my track? It's not hot.
No flavor.
Not hot.
And what do you know? I know that your track sounds like water tastes Flat.
I see you've met my niece kiara.
Oh that's who you are.
Well it's really nice to meet you.
- Come back again soon okay? - Oh she's staying And you're watching her.
Wait wait wait where are you going? I'm going to tap class.
You behave.
You double behave.
Listen Nick we got a lot in common.
I'm a singer too.
Oh really? That's cute.
Yeah? You ready to hear me? Actually I'm a little busy today.
But I know a couple people who would love to meet you.
- Hi.
I was just thinking about you.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Well hello! I was just thinking about you and your Web interview.
For the fans who miss you so much.
Oh who's this? Macy Stella meet big man's niece kiara.
Kiara meet Macy and Stella.
Oh what a little cutie! Little? How old do you think I am? Um 10.
- I'm 11.
- Spunky.
You guys are gonna love her when you watch her for me.
All day.
Please? He's just mad 'cause he won't take my constructive criticism.
My what a large vocabulary you have.
- Help.
- Nick I got this.
I have a very special connection with children.
Plus I'm kinda young at heart myself.
So kiara little sweetie.
Do you want to play dress-up today? You could be a princess or a ballerina or a bunny.
Are you for real? - You think she's onto us? - Who Stella? No the kid.
She gave us a weird look when you opened the door.
- So? - We agreed to keep us a secret.
- What if she spilled it? - What if she does? Well then we obviously wouldn't be a secret couple anymore.
- Okay sounds good to me.
- What? Nick do you have any idea how hard it is for a girl.
Not to tell her best friend about her super secret boyfriend? No.
It's never been done.
I'm sorry.
It's hard for me too.
We don't want to end up like Joe and Stella.
Everybody talking about their relationship before it was even a relationship.
They never had a chance.
I know but Please just be patient with me.
- Okay fine.
- Thank you.
But I don't like it.
Hey can I get a little help with the dress-up? We're not connecting.
I'm on it.
Good.
Good.
Guys guys violence is never the answer.
Dude it's not real.
Chuck is my fight trainer for the movie.
He's gonna make it look like I can beat up a ghost.
Can you even hit a ghost? Oh wait does your fist go right through him? Well it works in the movies.
I don't really know how it works in real life.
- Joe focus.
- Sorry.
Right now we're working on throwing a movie punch.
Oh is that when like you almost hit somebody but you really don't? - Yeah.
You want me to do it with you? - Yeah.
Guys don't.
Someone always gets Hurt.
- He leaned into it.
- I did not lean into it.
Oh you're gonna have to put some ice on that.
Yeah my knuckles are feeling swollen.
He's talking about my eye.
Hey you leaned into it.
Didn't he? I don't know man but I don't have all day.
- I got to train some vampires in the valley.
- Oh cool what movie? There is no movie.
Whoa.
It's a commercial man.
Now come on hit me.
Good.
Good.
How cute.
Would these earrings look on kiara? Oh um I don't know.
So cute.
I wore these on my date with Ben last week.
He loved them.
He told me so.
Aww.
- Macy - Uh-huh? We need to find you a boyfriend.
- We do? - Yes.
- Oh.
- I mean think about it.
If you had a boyfriend we could like.
Go on double dates all the time.
Um I mean we came to L.
A.
To find love and romance.
Look how well it worked out for me and Ben.
That's true.
You and Ben have been official for now what? Uh 21 days 17 hours and 12 minutes.
And when was Ben ready.
To you know tell everyone about you guys? Oh he was ready to make it official after like the first date.
I was the one that was like "whoa Ben whoa.
" - Hey here's a thought.
- Mm-hmm? Say there's this girl she's dating a boy.
The boy doesn't want to tell anyone.
Ew that's gross.
I hate that.
I mean guys'll brag about their burps.
But when it comes to girls they're like "oh no I'm too cool to be in love.
" Except for Ben of course.
But a lot of guys are like that.
Right.
So if the guy and the girl are the only ones.
That know about the relationship is it even real? Well yeah it's real.
Real over.
I mean what kind of girl is gonna put up with that? A nice one? And the guy he's a jerk.
Well he's just complicated.
You don't know the whole story.
- Why are you being so judgmental? - Wait hold up.
Mace are you trying to tell me something? What?! No.
What? No.
Don't we have a little girl around here to dress or something? Yes we do.
Kiara I hope your ears are pierced.
Dude tell me that's not the last cherry pop.
Sorry I had a more urgent need for it.
Whoa.
I really clocked you.
I guess I don't know my own strength.
I can't believe you! You're actually happy you hit me.
I see what's going on here.
You're going to hold this over my head.
Just like the time I accidentally broke your toy train.
Mr.
Chooch meant everything to me! You were 17.
Get over it.
Fine just tell me what you're gonna do to make this right.
If it'll shut you up why don't you just hit me and we'll call it even? - You want me to hit you? - Yeah in the arm.
Go ahead.
How is that even fair? Look at my eye.
Kevin I'm an actor.
My face is my instrument.
All right Joe fine.
The face is off-limits.
I'm not gonna hit you now.
You're just gonna hit me when I least expect it? Perhaps.
Or possibly when I least expect it.
What does that even mean? Kiara.
- Kiara? - Where is she? Maybe she's playing hide and seek.
Uh no kiara's not a hide-and-seek kind of girl.
She's gone.
Thank you lady obvious.
Big man's gonna be big angry.
Fan out! - Have you seen kiara? - I thought you were watching her.
We were and then she ran away.
I mean I've lost things before but they were little things.
Like a lipstick or a bracelet.
But I've never lost an entire person before.
- Don't worry we'll find her.
- I'm so glad I have you.
Busted! I just knew there was something going on between you two.
- That's ridiculous.
- Y'all are love doves.
- Would you keep it down please? - Love doves! Coo! Love doves! Coo! Love doves! Coo! Coo! Love doves! Oh Nick I'm so glad to have you.
You're so cute.
That doesn't even sound like me! Does it? No of course not.
Oh I want to kiss you.
Mwah mwah mwah.
- Kiara shh.
- Why? - Because it's none of your business.
- Oh it's a secret.
I love secrets but I'm bad at keeping them.
Oh kiara you had me so worried.
Everything's fine.
It's all good.
You found me.
I hear that girl.
Because you said it so clearly.
All right let's go style you up.
Um I want to hang with Nick.
Oh honey Nick has a lot of work to do.
Oh yeah I guess I should've stayed with you guys.
Let's tell each other our secrets! Yes! No! No.
Big man asked me to watch kiara.
And I keep my promises.
So come with me.
We're gonna go have a great time together.
- Right? - Yeah.
But I picked out earrings for you.
Oh honey just let it go.
All right Nick here's how I see it.
You're a famous songwriter and I'm an up-and-coming singer.
Okay.
- I want to be on a Jonas song.
- With this Jonas? Really? Because as I recall it my tracks are whack.
Oh they are.
But if you sprinkle.
A little kiara in that mix it's gonna blow up.
All right listen I know you think you can sing Wait! Think? You just get ready.
live your life life in the fast lane not that bad no one can complain who's to say that we won't keep it real? hold on tight don't you dare let go now's the time to let the whole world know you can shine bright but still keep it real.
.
And now I know you can sing.
And I know you're writing that song for your love dove.
- Maybe.
- Definitely.
Now if you put me on your track let me give it a little flavor.
- I'll keep your secret.
- I don't know that song is really - Everybody Nick loves Macy! - Whoa! All right all right we get it.
- Just don't do that again please.
- Ah yeah! - Let's make a record.
- What's a record? Hello brother.
Will you just hit me already? Just get it over with.
That was it? I didn't feel a thing.
That's because I didn't hit you yet brother.
Will you stop calling me brother? It's freaking me out.
But you are my brother brother.
Oh yeah still tender brother.
- I got it! - You got what? The lyrics to the song.
You were right it's about Macy.
Once I realized that I got unblocked.
Well that is kiara magic.
Check the beat I did for our new track.
See? The track is no longer whack.
- It's actually not bad.
- Now give me the words.
It's time for me to lay down my vocals.
Whoa whoa whoa.
Kiara I'm singing.
It's a song for my girlfriend.
But you didn't even know it was about your girlfriend.
- Until I came along.
- Kiara I'm singing the song.
Nick it's supposed to be a collaboration.
You know what? You just don't understand music.
Well you don't understand women.
- What? - You have no idea how to work.
With a young talented female artiste like myself.
And you keep your beautiful girlfriend a secret from all your friends.
Honestly I don't know what she sees in you.
- Whoa you just crossed the line.
- Like this? - I am not getting in a stare down with a kid.
- You already are.
- No I'm not.
- Then walk away.
- You walk away.
- You walk away.
You know what? I'm gonna get some string cheese.
And maybe if you were a little nicer I'd get you some too.
But no! Hello brother.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm just gonna hit myself.
But that wouldn't count now would it? There is something seriously wrong with you.
All right kiara I'm all cheddared up.
Let's get back to work.
Where you going? I'm out.
Deal's off.
What? Why? Stop! Why? One I don't like working with you.
Two you didn't bring me cheese.
So you're gonna tell? No.
Because that's not the way your friends.
Should find out you're with Macy.
She deserves better.
Hey.
Hey! never thought I would feel it I never thought I could feel like that feel like this get it like everybody knows that we got something real - He likes me.
- I know what I feel shout it like that shout it like this listen up everybody knows but you here it goes 'cause I never even noticed it took a while for me to see a while for me to see I'm playing back the moments and I'm starting to believe starting to believe you could be at the show and know everyone but it's you who makes me sing we may not know where we are but I know who I am and baby I'm your biggest fan - Come on keep it up! - Nick don't stop singing now.
No Nick don't stop now! Keep going! - I don't know I - Come on! Whoo! - Do it come on! - Whoo! you showed up and you looked so classy made me think twice about the way I was acting and you were there from the start of it all like a dream came to life now I'm left in awe stars shine but your light is the brightest and love flies but your love is the highest you're so sweet that it drives me crazy a summer like no other you're my L.
A.
Baby no I never even noticed it took a while for me to see a while for me to see I'm playing back the moments and I'm starting to believe I'm starting to believe you could be at the show and know everyone but it's you who makes me sing we may not know where we are but I know who I am and baby I'm your biggest fan oh baby I'm your biggest fan ohh 'cause you could be at the show and know everyone but it's you who makes me sing we may not know where we are but I know who I am and baby I'm your biggest fan.
.
That was great.
Wow.
Now in case you guys hadn't noticed I like Macy and Macy likes me.
Yeah.
That was so romantic.
- I knew all along.
- No you didn't.
I had no idea.
Hey you two what's this situation all about? When did we get a kid? So how long has this been going on? 14 days seven hours.
And 23 minutes.
Not that we're counting.
I can't believe you guys didn't tell me.
I want to be mad at you.
But I can't.
I'm so happy for you guys.
- Aw besties.
- But no more secret boyfriends.
- You promise? - Uh-huh.
First day at massage school! Oh I learned all about muscles.
And nerves and how not to pinch 'em too hard.
So what'd I miss here? I hope no one started dating any rock stars.
Well um No.
Oh no.
No.
You two? I'm gone for one day.
Well I guess I can't leave this house.
Goodbye massage school.
I hope I can get my money back.
Mr.
Kevin.
Please get over with.
Do it now.
Kevin you're killing me already.
Just hit me.
One two three punch! Dude come on just hit me already! Ow.
Next on "jonas L.
A.
" - We're heading to the golf course today.
- Really? Can I come with? Macy it's a lot harder than it looks.
That was pretty bad.
- Hey guys.
- Hey! You guys you remember Ben.
You two should totally join us for lunch.
Uh yes.
Does Ben know that you and I were? - No! Does Vanessa know about ? - No.
Shiraki-san has arrived.
Joe.
- There you go.
- You rule.
Stella?