Kong: King of the Apes (2016) s01e06 Episode Script
Little Bots Big Problems
1 Trust me, I'm your friend.
Bawk! Run for your lives! Finger five on it! So we were all trying to track you, but Richard, or maybe it was Botila hacked your GPS and got us going on a wild goose chase.
These guys went all over looking for you.
And you know where Richard led us? The bottom of the ocean.
He sent megalodons after Lukas! Kong had to swim down and punch them out.
And then you know what happened? We almost walked straight into the hands of the Whoa, motormouth! How about letting your sister get a word in? We should have guessed they'd put a tracking device on Amy.
Keep talking, Danny.
Tell Amy how Kong KO'd Richard's bots.
Our security scanner detected a bug.
Uh, yeah right.
Uh, he totally nailed T-Rex.
Um Oh, and then Kong sneezed all over Richard! Kong totally covered him in snot.
It was awesome! Don't say anything, Amy.
It's probably a listening device too.
How are we going to get rid of it? We're not.
Just Richard with any luck.
Easy, bro, we're heading home.
Yes, Kong.
Trust me.
Jonesy, take us home.
And why don't the rest of us get some shut-eye? It's gonna be a long ride.
The pterodactyls have their signal.
Perfect.
But don't let them get too close.
I want to be sure Lukas finally leads us to his hideout.
Let me know the minute you have the coordinates.
Meanwhile, I'll be attending to our other pressing matter.
There, there.
You're safe now.
I promise to make sure nothing ever tries to harm you again.
Yeah! Mere words cannot express the profound joy I felt when my bionobots and I saved these noble creatures from those ruthless poachers.
It is lucky we were there.
Poaching is such a problem.
It inspired me to reopen the Remy Natural History and Marine Park.
I am proud to rebuild the dream my father Dr.
Leo Remy, had begun.
Which my brother and his savage beast destroyed.
This is only the first of many sanctuaries I plan to create around the world.
And, as a memento of their visit to my new diorama every child will get a toy monkey to remind them how precious nature is.
You got that right, Kong.
Huh.
I wish my brother really wanted to keep Dad's dream alive but we all know Richard hates nature.
Totally.
So what do you think he's really up to, Lukas? No idea, Danny but I do know that, sadly, there are very few monkeys left in the world.
And the last place they'd be safe is with Richard.
So we need to get them off the island.
Too bad Jonesy and Amy took the helicopter.
Yeah, but I wonder where they are now? I received a holo-text from Jonesy about an hour ago They should be over mainland China.
Jonesy said he'll make sure to find another carrier for the device before they head to visit your grandmother.
Jonesy is gonna flip when he tastes Gram's cooking.
It's so amazing, he may not wanna come home! Uh, but then Jonesy loves Anita's cooking even more! So, Lukas, how're we gonna save these monkeys? Right.
First we have to find out how many there are and where Richard's keeping them.
Easy.
We just sneak in.
Eh, it's too risky.
This handsome mug is not only famous, it's infamous.
And unfortunately, Kong's invisibility cloak only lasts a few minutes.
Panchi and I can go undercover.
Right! Incognito! Can you help us make disguises, tÃa Anita? SÃ, when I am finito, no one will recognize you two.
Good job, Anita.
No one is gonna recognize Panchi.
What about Danny? Hey! It's not like we have a costume store around here.
It's perfect.
No one will ever recognize you, Danny.
Kong must want to come along, so he made a disguise, too.
Nice try, dude, but you look like a giant ape wearing a tree.
Aw, sorry, buddy.
You have to hang here with Anita and me.
This place looks super real.
Huh.
Feels real, too.
And that looks just like Chatter.
Hi there, pretty bird! Huh.
My senses aren't picking up anything.
It's gotta be one of Richard's robots.
- Danny! - Robot.
Relax.
Security cam! Ooh.
They're probably all over the place.
More robots.
This stinks! All the animals in this diorama are just Richard's bionophonies.
Uh, maybe not.
Argh! Huh.
Two can play that game.
Okay, that's enough monkeying around.
You got that right.
This guy's the real deal.
Hi.
I'm Danny, this is Panchi.
We're gonna get you out of here, 'cause trust me this place is bad news.
He says he and his sister are the only real monkeys.
Stop! I'm in disguise.
And here comes trouble! Police Commissioner Decker! Why haven't they called in? You know, I'm starting to understand how hard it is for you to sit and wait.
We're okay.
Decker didn't recognize us.
But who are those guys with him? Judging by all the medals, they've got to be generals or something more important.
What's more important than a general? Yeah, bananas are pretty important.
Sorry, little guy, but it's not safe for us to be seen talking to you right now.
We gotta go.
But I promise we'll be back for you as soon as we can.
I swear.
Come on! Let's go find out what's going on.
Just act natural.
Well, General Berk! I don't usually see you off the base.
My daughter was incredibly excited to see some real animals.
Daddy! Daddy! Look what Dr.
Remy gave me! Isn't that nice, honey.
Oh, Dr.
Remy.
Good to see ya.
General Berk, so glad you could make it.
Thank you for the invitation and this delightful toy.
Just seeing the smiles on the children's faces is thanks enough.
Walk away.
No sudden movements.
You two! Hold it! Who? Us? Who? Us? Now, Richard These kids didn't get a toy monkey.
Oh! Thank you, Mister.
That's Dr.
Remy.
Well, gotta go.
Our mom's waiting for us.
Bye! Thank you! I thought Richard was going to recognize us for sure.
That was way too close.
At least now we know there's only two real monkeys in the whole place.
But what does Richard want with them? I don't know, Danny.
Could be he wants to turn them into bionobots, or just use them to promote the park.
Either way, we've gotta get them out of there.
Oh, and Richard invited a whole bunch of high-ranking military officers.
Yeah, even a couple of generals.
Huh It could just be Richard showing off for some VIPs.
But if they're gonna be around it's gonna make our job even harder.
It is the precise time you requested I alert you.
Fine.
Fortunately, unlike you, I do not need predetermined rest intervals.
Neither do our toys.
Human children can be so easily duped by a mere plaything.
Exactly.
That's why my plan can't fail.
Ah! As long as you didn't.
I made certain all the children of the military leaders took home a toy monkey.
Then let the games begin! Any moment now I'll have my own fleet of military-grade vehicles to hunt and poach anything anywhere I choose.
Speaking of hunting, haven't you discovered Lukas' hideout yet? Negative.
By my calculations, he is leading us on the proverbial wild goose chase.
So much for your brilliant idea.
Well, keep tailing them in case, by some miracle, your plan might actually work.
What's going on? - Kong, are you hurt? - Where's the fire? Yo, Kong-O, what's the deal, yo? Why'd you I can't remember when I've seen him this upset.
What's he telling you, Danny? He's like all over the place, rambling, but I keep getting "Monkey, fire eyes.
" - Whoa, bro! - Where are we going? Oh, we see it, Kong.
We just don't believe it.
- Aren't those military aircraft? - Definitely.
Could Richard be involved in some top-secret mission for the government? More likely for himself.
Good thing Kong spotted them.
Do you think anyone else saw it? Middle of the night, Kong Island's surrounded by low-level fog I doubt it.
So how are we gonna get the monkeys away from Richard, now that he has all that firepower? I'm not sure.
But the good news is, thanks to Jonesy and Amy, my brother still thinks we're all halfway across the world.
I hope.
There's something bothering me about Hmm.
A very lucrative evening.
One V-63 Destructon, two Scorpion stealth copters, fully loaded, two There! That's it! Holo-screen, rewind two frames.
Freeze.
Zoom in on the figures in the background.
The boy appears to be communicating with the monkey.
Danny Quon, in disguise.
So he was here.
And where Danny Quon is, your brother and Kong are not very far away.
Where does the tracking device put them? Over Mongolia.
So Lukas did send us on a wild goose chase! As you mortals like to say, "Turnaround is fair play.
" Just call back the pterodactyls! Too late.
They did not stop to recharge, so Wait! I gave Danny a toy to take home! You can use it to track their location.
Unfortunately the unit has been rendered nonfunctional.
Lukas and his overgrown ape are probably spying on us as we speak! Time for a change of plans.
Something's happening! They're leaving.
And that's Richard's copter.
- Where do you think they're going? - We can't worry about that now.
This could be our only chance to get those monkeys out of there.
Kong suit up.
Let's find 'em, and get out of here.
Hmm like a mouse to the cheese.
Botila, my new air force has been gone long enough.
Yo, monkeys, where are ya? Look, Kong found them.
Oh, yeah! You guys are gonna get along great! Welcome, brother! It's so good to see you here.
And thank you for delivering Kong to me.
Lukas! No, it's a trap! And I brought Kong right into it! Kong, do not hurt the pilots! Take cover! I've finally done it! Kong is going down! I don't how long Kong can keep this up! - Did you see that pilot? - No.
Neither did I.
'Cause there wasn't one! They're all empty.
I've gotta tell Kong! No, Danny, I do! What if he doesn't understand you? He has to! Kong, there's no one inside! No people to harm.
Huh? You can fight back! Trust me! Don't hold back, bro! Fight! Fight! Oh, no.
No! No! Now that's what I call knocking it out of the park! Come on.
Let's go home.
My entire fleet It's gone! Allow me to analyze the unfairness of it all.
Go clean up that mess, you snarky bot! Over here.
Bawk! Penalty! When Amy and Jonesy get back with our chopper, we'll relocate the monkeys someplace safe.
Well, as safe as anywhere can be for wildlife in 2050.
With ruthless people like Richard and his poachers on the hunt no animal is truly safe.
My compliments, Botila.
There's not a trace that the aircraft were ever here.
If you decide you want them for spare parts, you'll find them at the bottom of the bay.
No need.
There's more where they came from.
This is supposed to be a high-security facility! Tell me, Captain or should I say, Private? How in blazes did someone waltz in and hijack my aircraft?
Bawk! Run for your lives! Finger five on it! So we were all trying to track you, but Richard, or maybe it was Botila hacked your GPS and got us going on a wild goose chase.
These guys went all over looking for you.
And you know where Richard led us? The bottom of the ocean.
He sent megalodons after Lukas! Kong had to swim down and punch them out.
And then you know what happened? We almost walked straight into the hands of the Whoa, motormouth! How about letting your sister get a word in? We should have guessed they'd put a tracking device on Amy.
Keep talking, Danny.
Tell Amy how Kong KO'd Richard's bots.
Our security scanner detected a bug.
Uh, yeah right.
Uh, he totally nailed T-Rex.
Um Oh, and then Kong sneezed all over Richard! Kong totally covered him in snot.
It was awesome! Don't say anything, Amy.
It's probably a listening device too.
How are we going to get rid of it? We're not.
Just Richard with any luck.
Easy, bro, we're heading home.
Yes, Kong.
Trust me.
Jonesy, take us home.
And why don't the rest of us get some shut-eye? It's gonna be a long ride.
The pterodactyls have their signal.
Perfect.
But don't let them get too close.
I want to be sure Lukas finally leads us to his hideout.
Let me know the minute you have the coordinates.
Meanwhile, I'll be attending to our other pressing matter.
There, there.
You're safe now.
I promise to make sure nothing ever tries to harm you again.
Yeah! Mere words cannot express the profound joy I felt when my bionobots and I saved these noble creatures from those ruthless poachers.
It is lucky we were there.
Poaching is such a problem.
It inspired me to reopen the Remy Natural History and Marine Park.
I am proud to rebuild the dream my father Dr.
Leo Remy, had begun.
Which my brother and his savage beast destroyed.
This is only the first of many sanctuaries I plan to create around the world.
And, as a memento of their visit to my new diorama every child will get a toy monkey to remind them how precious nature is.
You got that right, Kong.
Huh.
I wish my brother really wanted to keep Dad's dream alive but we all know Richard hates nature.
Totally.
So what do you think he's really up to, Lukas? No idea, Danny but I do know that, sadly, there are very few monkeys left in the world.
And the last place they'd be safe is with Richard.
So we need to get them off the island.
Too bad Jonesy and Amy took the helicopter.
Yeah, but I wonder where they are now? I received a holo-text from Jonesy about an hour ago They should be over mainland China.
Jonesy said he'll make sure to find another carrier for the device before they head to visit your grandmother.
Jonesy is gonna flip when he tastes Gram's cooking.
It's so amazing, he may not wanna come home! Uh, but then Jonesy loves Anita's cooking even more! So, Lukas, how're we gonna save these monkeys? Right.
First we have to find out how many there are and where Richard's keeping them.
Easy.
We just sneak in.
Eh, it's too risky.
This handsome mug is not only famous, it's infamous.
And unfortunately, Kong's invisibility cloak only lasts a few minutes.
Panchi and I can go undercover.
Right! Incognito! Can you help us make disguises, tÃa Anita? SÃ, when I am finito, no one will recognize you two.
Good job, Anita.
No one is gonna recognize Panchi.
What about Danny? Hey! It's not like we have a costume store around here.
It's perfect.
No one will ever recognize you, Danny.
Kong must want to come along, so he made a disguise, too.
Nice try, dude, but you look like a giant ape wearing a tree.
Aw, sorry, buddy.
You have to hang here with Anita and me.
This place looks super real.
Huh.
Feels real, too.
And that looks just like Chatter.
Hi there, pretty bird! Huh.
My senses aren't picking up anything.
It's gotta be one of Richard's robots.
- Danny! - Robot.
Relax.
Security cam! Ooh.
They're probably all over the place.
More robots.
This stinks! All the animals in this diorama are just Richard's bionophonies.
Uh, maybe not.
Argh! Huh.
Two can play that game.
Okay, that's enough monkeying around.
You got that right.
This guy's the real deal.
Hi.
I'm Danny, this is Panchi.
We're gonna get you out of here, 'cause trust me this place is bad news.
He says he and his sister are the only real monkeys.
Stop! I'm in disguise.
And here comes trouble! Police Commissioner Decker! Why haven't they called in? You know, I'm starting to understand how hard it is for you to sit and wait.
We're okay.
Decker didn't recognize us.
But who are those guys with him? Judging by all the medals, they've got to be generals or something more important.
What's more important than a general? Yeah, bananas are pretty important.
Sorry, little guy, but it's not safe for us to be seen talking to you right now.
We gotta go.
But I promise we'll be back for you as soon as we can.
I swear.
Come on! Let's go find out what's going on.
Just act natural.
Well, General Berk! I don't usually see you off the base.
My daughter was incredibly excited to see some real animals.
Daddy! Daddy! Look what Dr.
Remy gave me! Isn't that nice, honey.
Oh, Dr.
Remy.
Good to see ya.
General Berk, so glad you could make it.
Thank you for the invitation and this delightful toy.
Just seeing the smiles on the children's faces is thanks enough.
Walk away.
No sudden movements.
You two! Hold it! Who? Us? Who? Us? Now, Richard These kids didn't get a toy monkey.
Oh! Thank you, Mister.
That's Dr.
Remy.
Well, gotta go.
Our mom's waiting for us.
Bye! Thank you! I thought Richard was going to recognize us for sure.
That was way too close.
At least now we know there's only two real monkeys in the whole place.
But what does Richard want with them? I don't know, Danny.
Could be he wants to turn them into bionobots, or just use them to promote the park.
Either way, we've gotta get them out of there.
Oh, and Richard invited a whole bunch of high-ranking military officers.
Yeah, even a couple of generals.
Huh It could just be Richard showing off for some VIPs.
But if they're gonna be around it's gonna make our job even harder.
It is the precise time you requested I alert you.
Fine.
Fortunately, unlike you, I do not need predetermined rest intervals.
Neither do our toys.
Human children can be so easily duped by a mere plaything.
Exactly.
That's why my plan can't fail.
Ah! As long as you didn't.
I made certain all the children of the military leaders took home a toy monkey.
Then let the games begin! Any moment now I'll have my own fleet of military-grade vehicles to hunt and poach anything anywhere I choose.
Speaking of hunting, haven't you discovered Lukas' hideout yet? Negative.
By my calculations, he is leading us on the proverbial wild goose chase.
So much for your brilliant idea.
Well, keep tailing them in case, by some miracle, your plan might actually work.
What's going on? - Kong, are you hurt? - Where's the fire? Yo, Kong-O, what's the deal, yo? Why'd you I can't remember when I've seen him this upset.
What's he telling you, Danny? He's like all over the place, rambling, but I keep getting "Monkey, fire eyes.
" - Whoa, bro! - Where are we going? Oh, we see it, Kong.
We just don't believe it.
- Aren't those military aircraft? - Definitely.
Could Richard be involved in some top-secret mission for the government? More likely for himself.
Good thing Kong spotted them.
Do you think anyone else saw it? Middle of the night, Kong Island's surrounded by low-level fog I doubt it.
So how are we gonna get the monkeys away from Richard, now that he has all that firepower? I'm not sure.
But the good news is, thanks to Jonesy and Amy, my brother still thinks we're all halfway across the world.
I hope.
There's something bothering me about Hmm.
A very lucrative evening.
One V-63 Destructon, two Scorpion stealth copters, fully loaded, two There! That's it! Holo-screen, rewind two frames.
Freeze.
Zoom in on the figures in the background.
The boy appears to be communicating with the monkey.
Danny Quon, in disguise.
So he was here.
And where Danny Quon is, your brother and Kong are not very far away.
Where does the tracking device put them? Over Mongolia.
So Lukas did send us on a wild goose chase! As you mortals like to say, "Turnaround is fair play.
" Just call back the pterodactyls! Too late.
They did not stop to recharge, so Wait! I gave Danny a toy to take home! You can use it to track their location.
Unfortunately the unit has been rendered nonfunctional.
Lukas and his overgrown ape are probably spying on us as we speak! Time for a change of plans.
Something's happening! They're leaving.
And that's Richard's copter.
- Where do you think they're going? - We can't worry about that now.
This could be our only chance to get those monkeys out of there.
Kong suit up.
Let's find 'em, and get out of here.
Hmm like a mouse to the cheese.
Botila, my new air force has been gone long enough.
Yo, monkeys, where are ya? Look, Kong found them.
Oh, yeah! You guys are gonna get along great! Welcome, brother! It's so good to see you here.
And thank you for delivering Kong to me.
Lukas! No, it's a trap! And I brought Kong right into it! Kong, do not hurt the pilots! Take cover! I've finally done it! Kong is going down! I don't how long Kong can keep this up! - Did you see that pilot? - No.
Neither did I.
'Cause there wasn't one! They're all empty.
I've gotta tell Kong! No, Danny, I do! What if he doesn't understand you? He has to! Kong, there's no one inside! No people to harm.
Huh? You can fight back! Trust me! Don't hold back, bro! Fight! Fight! Oh, no.
No! No! Now that's what I call knocking it out of the park! Come on.
Let's go home.
My entire fleet It's gone! Allow me to analyze the unfairness of it all.
Go clean up that mess, you snarky bot! Over here.
Bawk! Penalty! When Amy and Jonesy get back with our chopper, we'll relocate the monkeys someplace safe.
Well, as safe as anywhere can be for wildlife in 2050.
With ruthless people like Richard and his poachers on the hunt no animal is truly safe.
My compliments, Botila.
There's not a trace that the aircraft were ever here.
If you decide you want them for spare parts, you'll find them at the bottom of the bay.
No need.
There's more where they came from.
This is supposed to be a high-security facility! Tell me, Captain or should I say, Private? How in blazes did someone waltz in and hijack my aircraft?