Lost in Oz (2015) s01e06 Episode Script
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up!
Previously on Lost In Oz We need to figure out who would want to steal that pearl.
That's who kidnapped Glinda.
My dad's the head aqua farmer.
Who would want to steal it from her? Anyone who might want to rule Emerald City.
- Who are these guys? - They're gnomes.
So the gnomes kidnapped Glinda? We're one step closer to finding her.
I'm learning about our enemy's weaknesses.
She's a Gale, Fitz.
They're strong.
Dorothy Gale, is that you? Reel her in! I will be your substitute teacher.
My name is Miss Langwidere.
[straining.]
Ah! Hmm.
Ooh! If I had a digestive system, I think I'd be sick.
Mine's working just fine.
[whimpers.]
Oh, don't look so scared.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
[winch whirring.]
Oh, I guess I can't fool the pearl.
I mean I'm not going to hurt you much.
As long as you give me what I want! I'll never give you Glinda's pearl.
You're not exactly in the position to be calling the shots here, Dorothy.
Not the tree! I planted this one with my dad when I was little.
We named her and everything.
Ow! - Is that a sandwich? - Must be hoagie season.
I love hoagie season.
[cries out.]
[whimpers.]
- Ooh! - [strains.]
Ooh! - Hold on! - [grunts.]
[straining.]
Oh, Hortensia! Stay strong, sweet tree.
- [all cry out.]
- [grunt.]
[crying out.]
No! What can we use? Anything to get us out of this mess? Oh! The look on your faces! Let's remember this moment.
Oh, my viewers are gonna love this.
I can't fit you all in the frame.
Can you get together a little bit? "Get together.
" - Guys, grab my rope.
- Huh? Is that so I don't wander off? Probably a good idea.
Now, the exact same time, you two unhook your lines.
Push off then wall hard on three? One, two three! [straining.]
Get ready fora ride! Go! Whoa! [cries out.]
[all screaming.]
[bodies thudding.]
[crying out.]
[grunts, groans.]
- Perfect.
- You meant to do that? - [chuckles.]
- Fun, right? Get the pearl! Run! Don't stop to smell the flowers! You've got to keep moving! [snoring.]
[yawning.]
- Poppies.
- Hold your breath and go around.
Works being made of straw.
I don't sleep.
- Who gets sleepy? - [snoring.]
Oh-ho! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! - Wake up! Wake up! - [yawns.]
No more games, no more escapes.
Give me the pearl now.
[all gasp.]
[gasps.]
Freeze your own magic! We have you surrounded! - [alarm wailing.]
- [gasps.]
[cries out.]
[shouts.]
Is that you? - Yes, sir.
- How'd you get here so fast.
I I Never mind.
Make yourself useful.
Round up these crumbs.
Whatever you say, boss.
Just go with it for now, and I'll get you all out of this mess, okay? - Trust me? - No.
I'm probably not the best eyewitness.
You bet your blue hair you could explain why I'm waking up to a major disturbance at the farm.
And I find you at the center of it? Dad! We saved the farm! You gotta believe me! The Bureau has been trying to blow the doors off this illegal magic siphoning operation for months! Who knew it was the gnomes? - Fitz knew! - Futz figured it out? - Good for him.
- Dorothy: Whoa! Fitz is not I know he's not the brightest crystal in the cave, but is seems like you guys make a good team.
I told him to keep an eye on you, but I didn't expect him to bring you on a ride-along.
You're not listening to me! - I found this pearl.
- Another piece of evidence! Good work, Kansas! [gasps.]
No! Wait! Fitz is a criminal! [crowd gasps.]
He's behind this farm, the Yellow Brick Line, maybe even the whole magic crisis.
Fitz is the culprit, not the hero! - That little - [barks.]
- [growling.]
- [barking.]
Wait.
Let me get this straight.
You think Futz is the crooked magician? That Futz? My Futz? Twerpy, twitchy, clumsy Futz? Ha! That is rich! Guys! Guys! Get this! Kansas over here says Futz is the criminal mastermind behind the great magic crisis of Emerald City! [all laughing.]
Futz! The crooked magician! Lock up your magic, folks, Futz is on the loose! - [laughing.]
- It's Fitz! For the quadrillionth time! It's Fitz! Can't you get through your earthenware hat? Huh? You've made fun of me for the last time! And I'm not gonna take it anymore! I am the Crooked Magician! Uh-oh.
Get him! - Hey! - [crowd clamoring.]
He's getting away! Agent Dregs, follow that wagon! Agent Waffle, walk this part down.
Secure all evidence.
Where's Toto? Toto? - [alarms blaring.]
- Toto! Toto? Toto! [Gasps.]
Fitz! Wait! Out of the way, Kansas! No one messes with my dog! Hop in.
This is your stop.
I told you I'd get you out of this, so - Get out! - [groans.]
You better watch yourself.
The Gnome King's not gonna be happy about losing the farm.
Yeah, well, you worry about the Gnome King.
I've got bigger problems.
[bell ringing.]
Class, what is magic? Answer? Um, it's science? Is that a question? - [gasps, sighs.]
- It's true.
Basic, but true.
What else? You.
It's chemistry.
It's part chemistry.
Anyone else? - It's about transformation? - Say that again, dear.
It's the science of transformation.
Very good.
- But a touch incomplete.
- [laughing.]
Magic is the science and art of transformation.
Let's see your work.
[laughing.]
- What is this? - Um This! All this swirly business.
- What is all this movement? - It's It's unfocused.
And you're trying too hard.
- [laughing.]
- Ouch.
The science must be precise.
Focused.
Intentional.
As in chemistry, we manipulate the elements to facilitate a desired reaction.
With precision, we can alter the elements.
But anyone with time and a textbook can learn the science.
The art of transformation requires something less quantifiable.
Instinct.
Emotion.
Talent.
Which must be why West has such a hard time with it.
[laughing.]
A true talent not only alters the elements, but the world around her.
Maybe next semester you can learn to conjure some talent.
[laughing.]
Channel what you feel in this moment.
Focus it.
Use it.
Change your world.
[laughing.]
- Your makeup! - Your voice! My voice! Our clothes! [laughter.]
An artist is born.
I can't believe I lost Toto.
I lost my best friend.
Well, it's not your fault.
I don't think it is, anyway.
Well, maybe it is.
I What were we talking about? Come in, Agent Bucknell.
This is Agent Dregs.
Do you read me? - What's the good word, Dregs? - We lost him, sir.
He could be anywhere in the city by now.
All right, we'll keep searching until something comes up.
People don't just disappear.
- Can I use your phone? - What's a phone? Smart ball.
[purring.]
[alarm chimes.]
"Bureau of Magic.
" Bureau of Magic! Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, I haven't done anything wrong, right? I mean, besides tapping into the surveillance systems all over the city.
[shouting.]
What do I do? If I answer, I have to talk to them.
If I don't answer, I'll never know why they're calling unless they show up here! - [alarm chiming.]
- [gasps.]
[chiming stops.]
- Hello.
- Reigh, is that you? Dorothy? Oh, thank Oz, it's you.
You're calling from a Bureau line.
Did you get arrested? Brace yourself.
Toto's been dognapped.
- No.
- Aye! Fitz! No! Oh, that guy is the worst! I need you to look up his name.
Fitz What's his full name? Fenyoucrook IV.
Fenyoucrook, Fenyoucrook.
What is that, Mulgravian? - [computer beeps.]
- Ah! Here! Fitzfilson Fenyoucrook IV.
Seems he's the youngest in a long line of crooked magicians.
We need better background checks.
Oh! Clearly Fitz is the runt of the litter.
Will you put up some lost dog posters around town? I'm on it.
Anything for the Great One.
I'll meet up with you guys as soon as I can.
Thanks, Reigh.
So much for my unlisted number.
Huh? Toto.
Oh - Wow.
That should help.
- That's amazing.
- No ego, but amazing.
- I just had a thought! Congratulations.
Of Fitz is living a double life, does that mean he gets double everything? Double breakfast, double bed, double rainbows? Double life! Wait a second, Scarecrow.
I think you're on to something.
- He works at the Bureau - Not anymore, he doesn't.
and works in his secret lair, the Yellow Brick Line.
Scarecrow, you're a genius! [gasps.]
Poppies! Where? Fresh poppies, just like the ones from the farm.
Don't smell them.
Fitz was here.
Which means Toto was, too.
Before you say anything, I want you to know I have a plan.
I took a chance on you, you remember? "No potential," your father told me.
I didn't believe him.
He didn't see in you what I saw.
Talent.
Or at least that's what I thought I saw.
But now, at the most critical of junctures, you force me to question my judgment.
I thought I had it under control.
You thought you had what under control, dear? The farm? The train full of my magic? The lookout? - The pearl.
- The pearl.
Not only did you compromise a major joint magic operation with our known partners, but you let Dorothy Gale slip through your fingers with my pearl! [Scoffs.]
You know it's actually Glinda's pearl.
Without my pearl, I cannot claim my position as the most formidable witch of Emerald City.
Where is it? Dorothy still has it, but I have a plan B.
I'm listening.
Dorothy's dog.
She cares about that dog more than the pearl.
[snoring.]
Just when I question your worth, you go and do something right.
Well, I figure we hold the mutt and make Dorothy give us the pearl as ransom.
Oh, there's that potential of yours again.
It just peeks out and then disappears.
Brute force won't work with this girl.
We must facilitate the reaction we desire.
The girl must want to help us.
And you're gonna help us, too, because you're a good boy.
Oh, yes, you are.
- Dorothy: Toto? - Hmm? Listen.
Dorothy: More puppy petals.
Toto? Toto! - Dorothy? - Take a breath.
Leave quietly.
Wait for my instructions.
[grumbles.]
Toto! Toto? Toto! [beeps.]
Guys, check this out.
It's a map for the Yellow Brick Line.
Scarecrow: Hmm.
This one looks like the farm.
Guys, I think the farm and the train station were just the tip of the iceberg.
You think an iceberg's involved? What? No.
I think Fitz is involved in a much bigger operation than we thought.
[gasps.]
Glinda's castle.
I knew Fitz had something to do with it.
Maybe these plans can help us find Toto and Glinda.
You probably don't even remember when we planted this tree.
I remember it perfectly.
It's my earliest memory.
Dad, can I ask you something? Of course, son.
The gnomes, what I saw them doing, is that something you I mean, did you know? No.
No, I didn't.
I knew [sighs.]
I knew something wasn't right, though.
I didn't wanna tell you and Mom.
I I didn't want you to worry.
How can you go to work every day for those creatures? I don't work for them.
I work for us.
Back again at daybreak.
[beeping.]
What? [Cries out.]
The whole world has my number now! Half of the calls are complaints from the billboard companies, and the other half are calling just to see if we found Toto yet.
People love a good mystery.
There must be a thousand different tunnels.
How will we ever find Fitz? He has Toto.
If I have to go down every one of these tunnels, that's what I'll do.
[whirring.]
Ah! They found me! You put one piece of personal information in the world [barking.]
Toto! And some lady! Miss Langwidere? - [barking.]
- Toto! Oh, I've never been so happy to see anyone in my whole life.
I feel the same way.
Welcome back, oh, great one.
Miss Langwidere, how did you find Toto? I've got eyes and ears everywhere.
I heard a crooked, little magician had taken this sweet little guy that didn't belong to him.
So I made sure to alter that situation.
How did you find us? My question exactly.
The advertisements you hacked into? It's a two-way street.
Totally traceable.
Okay, shut it down.
[beeps.]
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost Toto for good.
Oh, it was nothing, dear.
My pleasure.
Anything for a friend of West's.
How can I ever repay you? Hmm.
That's who kidnapped Glinda.
My dad's the head aqua farmer.
Who would want to steal it from her? Anyone who might want to rule Emerald City.
- Who are these guys? - They're gnomes.
So the gnomes kidnapped Glinda? We're one step closer to finding her.
I'm learning about our enemy's weaknesses.
She's a Gale, Fitz.
They're strong.
Dorothy Gale, is that you? Reel her in! I will be your substitute teacher.
My name is Miss Langwidere.
[straining.]
Ah! Hmm.
Ooh! If I had a digestive system, I think I'd be sick.
Mine's working just fine.
[whimpers.]
Oh, don't look so scared.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
[winch whirring.]
Oh, I guess I can't fool the pearl.
I mean I'm not going to hurt you much.
As long as you give me what I want! I'll never give you Glinda's pearl.
You're not exactly in the position to be calling the shots here, Dorothy.
Not the tree! I planted this one with my dad when I was little.
We named her and everything.
Ow! - Is that a sandwich? - Must be hoagie season.
I love hoagie season.
[cries out.]
[whimpers.]
- Ooh! - [strains.]
Ooh! - Hold on! - [grunts.]
[straining.]
Oh, Hortensia! Stay strong, sweet tree.
- [all cry out.]
- [grunt.]
[crying out.]
No! What can we use? Anything to get us out of this mess? Oh! The look on your faces! Let's remember this moment.
Oh, my viewers are gonna love this.
I can't fit you all in the frame.
Can you get together a little bit? "Get together.
" - Guys, grab my rope.
- Huh? Is that so I don't wander off? Probably a good idea.
Now, the exact same time, you two unhook your lines.
Push off then wall hard on three? One, two three! [straining.]
Get ready fora ride! Go! Whoa! [cries out.]
[all screaming.]
[bodies thudding.]
[crying out.]
[grunts, groans.]
- Perfect.
- You meant to do that? - [chuckles.]
- Fun, right? Get the pearl! Run! Don't stop to smell the flowers! You've got to keep moving! [snoring.]
[yawning.]
- Poppies.
- Hold your breath and go around.
Works being made of straw.
I don't sleep.
- Who gets sleepy? - [snoring.]
Oh-ho! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! - Wake up! Wake up! - [yawns.]
No more games, no more escapes.
Give me the pearl now.
[all gasp.]
[gasps.]
Freeze your own magic! We have you surrounded! - [alarm wailing.]
- [gasps.]
[cries out.]
[shouts.]
Is that you? - Yes, sir.
- How'd you get here so fast.
I I Never mind.
Make yourself useful.
Round up these crumbs.
Whatever you say, boss.
Just go with it for now, and I'll get you all out of this mess, okay? - Trust me? - No.
I'm probably not the best eyewitness.
You bet your blue hair you could explain why I'm waking up to a major disturbance at the farm.
And I find you at the center of it? Dad! We saved the farm! You gotta believe me! The Bureau has been trying to blow the doors off this illegal magic siphoning operation for months! Who knew it was the gnomes? - Fitz knew! - Futz figured it out? - Good for him.
- Dorothy: Whoa! Fitz is not I know he's not the brightest crystal in the cave, but is seems like you guys make a good team.
I told him to keep an eye on you, but I didn't expect him to bring you on a ride-along.
You're not listening to me! - I found this pearl.
- Another piece of evidence! Good work, Kansas! [gasps.]
No! Wait! Fitz is a criminal! [crowd gasps.]
He's behind this farm, the Yellow Brick Line, maybe even the whole magic crisis.
Fitz is the culprit, not the hero! - That little - [barks.]
- [growling.]
- [barking.]
Wait.
Let me get this straight.
You think Futz is the crooked magician? That Futz? My Futz? Twerpy, twitchy, clumsy Futz? Ha! That is rich! Guys! Guys! Get this! Kansas over here says Futz is the criminal mastermind behind the great magic crisis of Emerald City! [all laughing.]
Futz! The crooked magician! Lock up your magic, folks, Futz is on the loose! - [laughing.]
- It's Fitz! For the quadrillionth time! It's Fitz! Can't you get through your earthenware hat? Huh? You've made fun of me for the last time! And I'm not gonna take it anymore! I am the Crooked Magician! Uh-oh.
Get him! - Hey! - [crowd clamoring.]
He's getting away! Agent Dregs, follow that wagon! Agent Waffle, walk this part down.
Secure all evidence.
Where's Toto? Toto? - [alarms blaring.]
- Toto! Toto? Toto! [Gasps.]
Fitz! Wait! Out of the way, Kansas! No one messes with my dog! Hop in.
This is your stop.
I told you I'd get you out of this, so - Get out! - [groans.]
You better watch yourself.
The Gnome King's not gonna be happy about losing the farm.
Yeah, well, you worry about the Gnome King.
I've got bigger problems.
[bell ringing.]
Class, what is magic? Answer? Um, it's science? Is that a question? - [gasps, sighs.]
- It's true.
Basic, but true.
What else? You.
It's chemistry.
It's part chemistry.
Anyone else? - It's about transformation? - Say that again, dear.
It's the science of transformation.
Very good.
- But a touch incomplete.
- [laughing.]
Magic is the science and art of transformation.
Let's see your work.
[laughing.]
- What is this? - Um This! All this swirly business.
- What is all this movement? - It's It's unfocused.
And you're trying too hard.
- [laughing.]
- Ouch.
The science must be precise.
Focused.
Intentional.
As in chemistry, we manipulate the elements to facilitate a desired reaction.
With precision, we can alter the elements.
But anyone with time and a textbook can learn the science.
The art of transformation requires something less quantifiable.
Instinct.
Emotion.
Talent.
Which must be why West has such a hard time with it.
[laughing.]
A true talent not only alters the elements, but the world around her.
Maybe next semester you can learn to conjure some talent.
[laughing.]
Channel what you feel in this moment.
Focus it.
Use it.
Change your world.
[laughing.]
- Your makeup! - Your voice! My voice! Our clothes! [laughter.]
An artist is born.
I can't believe I lost Toto.
I lost my best friend.
Well, it's not your fault.
I don't think it is, anyway.
Well, maybe it is.
I What were we talking about? Come in, Agent Bucknell.
This is Agent Dregs.
Do you read me? - What's the good word, Dregs? - We lost him, sir.
He could be anywhere in the city by now.
All right, we'll keep searching until something comes up.
People don't just disappear.
- Can I use your phone? - What's a phone? Smart ball.
[purring.]
[alarm chimes.]
"Bureau of Magic.
" Bureau of Magic! Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, I haven't done anything wrong, right? I mean, besides tapping into the surveillance systems all over the city.
[shouting.]
What do I do? If I answer, I have to talk to them.
If I don't answer, I'll never know why they're calling unless they show up here! - [alarm chiming.]
- [gasps.]
[chiming stops.]
- Hello.
- Reigh, is that you? Dorothy? Oh, thank Oz, it's you.
You're calling from a Bureau line.
Did you get arrested? Brace yourself.
Toto's been dognapped.
- No.
- Aye! Fitz! No! Oh, that guy is the worst! I need you to look up his name.
Fitz What's his full name? Fenyoucrook IV.
Fenyoucrook, Fenyoucrook.
What is that, Mulgravian? - [computer beeps.]
- Ah! Here! Fitzfilson Fenyoucrook IV.
Seems he's the youngest in a long line of crooked magicians.
We need better background checks.
Oh! Clearly Fitz is the runt of the litter.
Will you put up some lost dog posters around town? I'm on it.
Anything for the Great One.
I'll meet up with you guys as soon as I can.
Thanks, Reigh.
So much for my unlisted number.
Huh? Toto.
Oh - Wow.
That should help.
- That's amazing.
- No ego, but amazing.
- I just had a thought! Congratulations.
Of Fitz is living a double life, does that mean he gets double everything? Double breakfast, double bed, double rainbows? Double life! Wait a second, Scarecrow.
I think you're on to something.
- He works at the Bureau - Not anymore, he doesn't.
and works in his secret lair, the Yellow Brick Line.
Scarecrow, you're a genius! [gasps.]
Poppies! Where? Fresh poppies, just like the ones from the farm.
Don't smell them.
Fitz was here.
Which means Toto was, too.
Before you say anything, I want you to know I have a plan.
I took a chance on you, you remember? "No potential," your father told me.
I didn't believe him.
He didn't see in you what I saw.
Talent.
Or at least that's what I thought I saw.
But now, at the most critical of junctures, you force me to question my judgment.
I thought I had it under control.
You thought you had what under control, dear? The farm? The train full of my magic? The lookout? - The pearl.
- The pearl.
Not only did you compromise a major joint magic operation with our known partners, but you let Dorothy Gale slip through your fingers with my pearl! [Scoffs.]
You know it's actually Glinda's pearl.
Without my pearl, I cannot claim my position as the most formidable witch of Emerald City.
Where is it? Dorothy still has it, but I have a plan B.
I'm listening.
Dorothy's dog.
She cares about that dog more than the pearl.
[snoring.]
Just when I question your worth, you go and do something right.
Well, I figure we hold the mutt and make Dorothy give us the pearl as ransom.
Oh, there's that potential of yours again.
It just peeks out and then disappears.
Brute force won't work with this girl.
We must facilitate the reaction we desire.
The girl must want to help us.
And you're gonna help us, too, because you're a good boy.
Oh, yes, you are.
- Dorothy: Toto? - Hmm? Listen.
Dorothy: More puppy petals.
Toto? Toto! - Dorothy? - Take a breath.
Leave quietly.
Wait for my instructions.
[grumbles.]
Toto! Toto? Toto! [beeps.]
Guys, check this out.
It's a map for the Yellow Brick Line.
Scarecrow: Hmm.
This one looks like the farm.
Guys, I think the farm and the train station were just the tip of the iceberg.
You think an iceberg's involved? What? No.
I think Fitz is involved in a much bigger operation than we thought.
[gasps.]
Glinda's castle.
I knew Fitz had something to do with it.
Maybe these plans can help us find Toto and Glinda.
You probably don't even remember when we planted this tree.
I remember it perfectly.
It's my earliest memory.
Dad, can I ask you something? Of course, son.
The gnomes, what I saw them doing, is that something you I mean, did you know? No.
No, I didn't.
I knew [sighs.]
I knew something wasn't right, though.
I didn't wanna tell you and Mom.
I I didn't want you to worry.
How can you go to work every day for those creatures? I don't work for them.
I work for us.
Back again at daybreak.
[beeping.]
What? [Cries out.]
The whole world has my number now! Half of the calls are complaints from the billboard companies, and the other half are calling just to see if we found Toto yet.
People love a good mystery.
There must be a thousand different tunnels.
How will we ever find Fitz? He has Toto.
If I have to go down every one of these tunnels, that's what I'll do.
[whirring.]
Ah! They found me! You put one piece of personal information in the world [barking.]
Toto! And some lady! Miss Langwidere? - [barking.]
- Toto! Oh, I've never been so happy to see anyone in my whole life.
I feel the same way.
Welcome back, oh, great one.
Miss Langwidere, how did you find Toto? I've got eyes and ears everywhere.
I heard a crooked, little magician had taken this sweet little guy that didn't belong to him.
So I made sure to alter that situation.
How did you find us? My question exactly.
The advertisements you hacked into? It's a two-way street.
Totally traceable.
Okay, shut it down.
[beeps.]
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost Toto for good.
Oh, it was nothing, dear.
My pleasure.
Anything for a friend of West's.
How can I ever repay you? Hmm.