Mastram (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

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My dream girl, when
will you come into my life? ♪
- My heart longs for you, when
will you come into my life? ..
- My heart longs for you,
when will you come into my life? ♪
I am waiting ♪
- Roasted nuts!
- Rani!
- Rani! How are you, baby? ..
- Rani! How are you, baby?
You're really hard on the eyes, you know.
Your words are
bitterer than bitter gourd
Your words are
bitterer than bitter gourd.
Why don't you say something sweet, honey?
Listen
I am talking to you ..
I am talking to you
only because you are
Mr. Rajaram's friend, otherwise
- Rani, I have nobody of my own
- Rani, I have nobody of my own.
I am absolutely alone.
And loneliness is an incurable disease!
- My heart aches for love
- My heart aches for love.
Rani, do you have a remedy
- that makes me lose all my senses
- that makes me lose all my senses.
Oh
- Mr. Gopal -Yes? ..
- Mr. Gopal -Yes?
Why didn't you tell me before
that you're in pain?
I am in pain as well
I am in pain as well.
Why don't we take each other's
Why don't we take each other's
- What?
- Pain.
- Sure! Let's take it all the way, Rani
- Sure! Let's take it all the way, Rani.
- But not here.
- Then?
You'll have to come with me.
- Where? ..
- Where?
Where nobody ♪
- -Is nowhere to be seen -Exactly! ..
- -Is nowhere to be seen -Exactly!
My dear nephew, your
wedding is around the corner
My dear nephew, your
wedding is around the corner.
I hope you didn't forget.
There's so much do to. We
have to go shopping as well.
- I think Delhi is perfect to go shopping
- I think Delhi is perfect to go shopping.
Uncle, why Delhi?
- Delhi because there's Red Fort, ..
- Delhi because there's Red Fort,
- Chandni Chowk, G.B Road.
- What?
When you take a left from
G.B Road and go all the way
When you take a left from
G.B Road and go all the way
You arrive at Chandni Chowk.
And everything is very affordable over there.
- You are right, Uncle
- You are right, Uncle.
But we have a lot to shop.
- We should take Gopal along.
- Why take that jackass along? ..
- We should take Gopal along.
- Why take that jackass along?
Uncle, he will help us.
There will be a lot of
things to carry, right? ..
There will be a lot
of things to carry, right?
You like to roam about
with your cronies, don't you?
- He's my friend. -Friend! ..
- He's my friend. -Friend!
I'll go to the station book the tickets.
- Uncle, when are we leaving? -Tomorrow! ..
- Uncle, when are we leaving? -Tomorrow!
Tomorrow?
- What are you doing? -I had seen this
- What are you doing? -I had seen this
- in an English movie.
- Is it?
- Do it to my other hand! Do it! ..
- Do it to my other hand! Do it! ..
Now?
What's next, Rani?
- My dream girl, when will you come? ..
- My dream girl, when will you come? ♪
- Gopal
- Rani! ..
Rani?
Farewell, my dear ..
Farewell, my dear ♪
Where are you going leaving me like this, Rani?
- Stay here alone! ..
- Stay here alone!
Rani!
Rani! ..
Hey, no
No! ..
No! Help! ..
So, everyone goes to Delhi
to do the wedding shopping? ..
I don't know about everyone else
If it were for someone special,
I'd go anywhere in the world
If it were for someone special,
I'd go anywhere in the world
Do you want something from Delhi?
I'll add it to the list.
- You've made a list? ..
- You've made a list?
The shopping is going to be a grand affair.
Tell me, what's in the list? ..
Nothing fancy. Just some clothes
and jewellery for the wedding.
- Jewellery, for whom? ..
- Jewellery, for whom?
Of course, for you, Madhu.
- Bangles, necklaces, cummerbund
- Bangles, necklaces, cummerbund
But I didn't give you my measurements
I'd need those for jewellery?
Yes! What if it doesn't fit me well? ..
I see.
I had no idea
- Let's do one thing
- Let's do one thing.
Let me take your measurements.
How difficult can that be?
I'll take your measurements
and cross-check them with mine
I'll take your measurements
and cross-check them with mine.
First the fingers, then the wrist
- then the waist
- How? How will you do that? ..
- Then the waist
- How? How will you do that?
I'll do it. Trust me, give me your hand.
Come on.
- Trust me. Give me your hand
- Trust me. Give me your hand
Your finger is bit smaller than mine.
- And your wrist
- And your wrist
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
My days ..
My days ♪
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ..
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ♪
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
Here we are!
- Look.
- Shall we go? ..
- Wow, Uncle!
- Uncle, it doesn't look so good
- It's better inside. Let's go
- It's better inside. Let's go.
Come on
This is our exquisite room!
- Look at the dirty writings on the wall! ..
- Look at the dirty writings on the wall!
Weird, isn't it?
This might be the worst place in all of Delhi
This might be the worst place in all of Delhi.
- Uncle, now I earn enough for us to stay
- Uncle, now I earn enough for us to stay
At a decent hotel. Why stay here?
Son, marriage
Son, marriage
comprises of understanding
each other and making adjustments.
- You should consider this as a test
- You should consider this as a test.
- A test.
- So, you mean that
- A test.
- So, you mean that
I have to stay in this dirty
room because I'm being trained?
- Yes, this is your training
- Yes, this is your training.
It's quite late now. So, you kids can relax
get some rest and we'll
go shopping tomorrow
get some rest and we'll
go shopping tomorrow.
- Okay?
- Okay.
I am going to meet a friend.
- A friend or a girlfriend? ..
- A friend or a girlfriend?
When did you make friends in Delhi?
You had to stop me, right?
- I am 20 years older than you! ..
- I am 20 years older than you!
Don't try and act like my father!
I have plenty of friends in Delhi.
You want me to name them all?
Gopal, why are you getting
into the details? Come here
Gopal, why are you getting
into the details? Come here.
Uncle, please go ahead. We'll wait for you.
I wish someone stops
you at your wedding night! ..
I wish someone stops
you at your wedding night!
- My wedding night?
- Not the wedding night, Uncle.
What did I do?
I don't think Uncle
will be back tonight
I don't think Uncle
will be back tonight
LAILA TYPING INSTITUTE
Hello.
Yes? ..
I need to get some typing done
Give me another 20.
Isn't that too much?
You'll only get shorthand
with this amount
You'll only get
shorthand with this amount.
Here you go, another 20
Inland or international?
What do you mean?
- Local or imported? ..
- Local or imported?
Local
Her.
- Sadhna, wait back
- Sadhna, wait back.
The rest of you, go inside.
Go ahead
Listen! ..
Do the typing only in the front.
Typing on both the
sides will cost you extra
Typing on both the
sides will cost you extra.
Got it?
- Oh, my! ..
- Oh, my!
Stop!
- What are you doing, honey? ..
- What are you doing, honey?
What happened?
Let me have the honour
of taking off your clothes
Let me have the honour
of taking off your clothes.
Put this on
- What's this?
- My "nurse" fetish! ..
How do you come up with these? ..
Go on.
I'll be back
Come to me, baby! ..
Come to me, baby! ♪
Come to me, baby ♪
- Come on! What's taking you so long? ..
- Come on! What's taking you so long? ..
How do I look? ..
Does the dress look good on me?
You want me to give you the injection? ..
Sadhna darling
usually, I am petrified of injections
usually, I am petrified of injections.
But I'll have to take the
injection of your love! ..
But I'll have to take
the injection of your love!
- We are together, darling
- We are together, darling.
- I really like you, Sadhna darling
- I really like you, Sadhna darling.
Oh, how lovely!
You're also coming up
with new kinks, aren't you? ..
You're also coming up
with new kinks, aren't you? ..
I don't want a cop
I want a nurse. Please tell the manager.
- And I want a criminal, not a patient! ..
- And I want a criminal, not a patient!
- Got it?
- And my money?
Keep it for next time.
- This is not fair
- This is not fair.
Let me show you what's fair!
Take him to the station!
- Stand straight!
- I didn't even do anything! ..
- Stand straight!
- I didn't even do anything!
And now, you won't be able to.
- It's our turn to do what we do, mister! ..
- It's our turn to do what we do, mister!
- Come on! Move it!
- Sadhna!
Beat him up! ..
Gopal
- it's late, right? -So? ..
- It's late, right? -So?
I am worried about Uncle.
Don't worry about him. He
isn't a showpiece, is he? ..
Don't worry about him.
He isn't a showpiece, is he?
Get up!
- I can't -I said get up! ..
- I can't -I said get up!
Do you have a family or are you all alone?
I am married
I am married.
But my wife passed away soon after we the wedding.
So, we never got the
chance to do anything
So, we never got the
chance to do anything.
And so, I don't have a kid.
I just have a nephew.
So, your wife's in heaven and
you're planning to go to hell? ..
So, your wife's in heaven
and you're planning to go to hell?
Ma'am, don't get me wrong.
I just wanted to get my
poems typed. That's it
I just wanted to get my
poems typed. That's it.
Please forgive me for my mistakes.
I know what you wanted to type
and what type of a man you are! ..
I know what you wanted to type
and what type of a man you are!
The typing centre was
always on my radar! ..
The typing centre
was always on my radar!
I've finally caught them all!
Here you go, officer.
Now he'll do all the typing
Make sure you use all the
ink and type everything! Got it?
- Begin.
- Your word is my command, ma'am
- Begin.
- Your word is my command, ma'am.
Gopal
- I am feeling extremely restless
- I am feeling extremely restless.
It's too late and Uncle is not back yet.
Yeah. Maybe your uncle lost his way
Yeah. Maybe your uncle lost his way.
Let's file a report
at the police station
Let's file a report
at the police station.
Really?
Okay, let's go
Please, no, no! ..
I didn't do anything!
- I hear someone getting beaten up.
- Hey, get down! ..
- I hear someone getting beaten up.
- Hey, get down!
Gopal
- that sounds like Uncle.
- Yes, you're right
But what's he doing inside the station?
- I am going!
- Gopal! ..
- We can't leave him in there.
- The cops in Delhi are brutal.
Uncle!
- Uncle! ..
- Uncle!
Uncle
- Uncle
- Uncle
Sir, please don't.
Please let my uncle go
Please.
Who the hell are you to give me orders?
- Sir, I am Rajaram. He is my uncle
- Sir, I am Rajaram. He is my uncle.
Please let him go.
Sir, you can thrash him
all you want. No problem
Sir, you can thrash him
all you want. No problem.
Gopal!
But why are you beating him up?
Sir, as a friend, I request
you to beat me up some more
Sir, as a friend, I request
you to beat me up some more.
But don't let them know our secrets.
- We caught him in a brothel
- We caught him in a brothel
In the middle of all the action!
Sir, I was there to get an injection.
- Sir
- Sir
Sir, sir
I beg you
I beg you.
Please spare him.
We're decent folks, we're here from Manali.
- I am a writer, he is my uncle
- I am a writer, he is my uncle.
And I promise you that
he'll never do this again
And I promise you that he'll never do this again.
Listen, it's not in my hands to release him.
My superior will make
that decision. And listen
My superior will make
that decision. And listen
Go to her right now
- or I will beat him to a pulp! ..
- Or I will beat him to a pulp!
- No, sir
- Go!
Gopal, keep an eye on him.
Don't stop. Give him
another on the butt! ..
Don't stop. Give him
another on the butt!
- Sir
- What? ..
- Sir
- What?
I mean, ma'am, can you please help me?
- What's wrong? ..
- What's wrong?
- My uncle
- Who is your uncle? ..
Miss Geetu? ..
Rajaram!
Miss, where is Vaibhav? ..
Oh, Rajaram!
I won't tell you.
- What? ..
- What?
He's out.
And why do you call me
"Miss"? It sounds so formal
And why do you call me
"Miss"? It sounds so formal.
You're Vaibhav's elder sister.
- That's the only way I can address you
- That's the only way I can address you.
You can call me by my name, like everyone else
Geetu.
- Okay, miss
- Okay, miss.
Okay, Geetu.
Let's go inside. Vaibhav
will be here soon
Let's go inside.
Vaibhav will be here soon.
Come on.
- Come in
- Come in.
Sit here, I'll go change
Do you know when Vaibhav will be back?
He must be on his way
So, did you start studying? ..
- Raja!
- There he is!
- When did you arrive?
- Just a few minutes ago.
- Did you bring the notes? -Yes
- Did you bring the notes? -Yes.
- Sister
- Yes?
- One last time.
- Sure!
- What would you do without me? ..
- What would you do without me?
Open your books, there's a lot to do!
We have to finish the
entire portion tonight! ..
We have to finish the
entire portion tonight!
Your handwriting is beautiful
Thank you Geetu
Here
- Tea! ..
- Tea!
It's lovely!
Piping hot food!
Thank you
- It smells wonderful, Geetu.
- Try it! ..
- Can I tell you a secret? ..
- Can I tell you a secret?
I had also finished my journal
a night before the submission
I had also finished my journal
a night before the submission.
One man down
One man down.
You should also grab some
sleep. I'll wake you up
I don't get it.
You're a gentleman. How
come your uncle is a pervert? ..
You're a gentleman. How
come your uncle is a pervert?
It was a mistake
Please forgive him, Miss Geetu.
Again with "Miss"? ..
Again with "Miss"?
That's not how you bond, Rajaram.
Don't you remember?
I'm releasing him
because he's your uncle
I'm releasing him
because he's your uncle.
I had scheduled all his beatings, you know?
Thank you.
- I don't want to see him again, got it? ..
- I don't want to see him again, got it?
You won't. Thank you.
- Listen
- Listen
Did you marry or are you still out in the cold?
- Well
- You never told me what you do
- Well
- You never told me what you do.
I am a writer.
- Of course! ..
- Of course!
I remember how beautiful your handwriting is.
- Listen
- Listen
I stay in house number
122/7 in the police quarters
You should come.
I'd like to read your work
Sure. Thank you
Ruby Rai
the legendary actress from Calcutta. ..
The legendary actress from Calcutta.
You're not Mastram's friend.
You are Mastram.
- Am I right? ..
- Am I right?