Max & Ruby (2002) s01e06 Episode Script

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[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby.
[children giggling]
[Ruby reading]
I see Louise!
[sighs] Oh, no,
it's somebody else.
Wait, there she is.
No, wrong bunny.
I hope Louise
gets here soon, Max.
I have my
bunny scout pins,
and now I'm ready
to start earning
my merit badges.
Louise promised to help me
practice before Bunny Scouts.
Popsicle.
There is no popsicle
merit badge, Max.
Bunny Scouts only get
merit badges
for important things,
like fitness, and camping,
and first aid.
[doorbell ringing]
Finally!
Please move, Max.
Popsicle.
In a little while, Max.
I have to get the door.
Hello, Bunny Scout Ruby.
Hello, Bunny Scout Louise.
Look at all your
merit badges.
Citizenship, hiking,
beekeeping.
And let's not forget
this one right here,
The first aid merit badge.
That's the one
I want to earn.
I know all about it.
I gave Max first aid
when he scraped his elbow.
[Louise] You have to know
a lot more than scrapes
to get your first aid
merit badge, Ruby.
Let's go practice, before
Bunny Scout leader comes
to take us to Bunny Scouts.
Play with your toys, Max.
Louise is going to teach me
everything I need to know
to get my merit badge.
[bell ringing]
[siren blaring]
Popsicle.
[chirping]
-[toy bear] Hug me.
-Bunny Scout Ruby?
Yes, Bunny Scout Louise?
-[toy bear] I'm a bear.
-This bear is too hot.
What do you do?
[toy bear] Love you.
Apply a cold compress,
and call a doctor.
And what do you do
if someone is too cold?
Bundle up and stay warm.
Very good,
Bunny Scout Ruby.
This dolly cannot
walk another step.
What do you do?
Popsicle.
Not right now, Max.
You find two sticks
and a blanket,
to make a stretcher.
Well done,
Bunny Scout Ruby.
You know what
to do for fever, cold,
sprains and bruises.
My poor dollies.
But the most important thing
to practice is bandages.
You can't get your first aid
merit badge without knowing
bandages.
Bandages?
I didn't know
about bandages.
[siren blaring]
Popsicle.
[upbeat music playing]
[siren blaring]
[sighs]
My dollies are too little
to practice bandaging on.
What you need
is a bigger patient.
[Max] Popsicle.
Max.
That foot looks
broken, Max.
And this arm
belongs in a sling.
[sighs]
Once Bunny Scout
Leader sees this,
you're sure to get your
first aid merit badge, Ruby.
Popsicle.
Keep still
a little longer, Max.
Only good patients
get popsicles.
Perfect!
[doorbell ringing]
[both gasping]
Bunny Scout Leader!
Don't move, Max,
I'll get it.
[Louise] No, I'll get it.
[upbeat music playing]
Popsicle!
[siren blaring]
Popsicle!
[siren blaring]
[both] Hello,
Bunny Scout Leader.
Hello, girls. All ready
for Bunny Scouts, I see?
Yes, Bunny Scout Leader.
But Ruby has something
to show you first.
[Ruby] I've been working hard
on my very first merit badge.
[Louise and Ruby gasp]
[Ruby] Max!
When you said you were
working on your very first
merit badge,
I had no idea it would be
for anything as ambitious
as knots.
These knots are perfect.
Congratulations,
Bunny Scout Ruby.
You have certainly earned
your very first merit badge.
Well done!
-But--
-Knots!
I don't have that one.
It's such a hard
merit badge.
How did you do it?
Popsicle.
[Ruby reading]
[Louise] Ready?
[Ruby] Ready.
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[both] Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪
[both] Flour ♪
Put them in the oven
For half an hour ♪
[Ruby] Bake, bubble ♪
[both] Bubble, bake ♪
Apple pie is fun to make ♪
We did it.
[both laughing]
Let's try again, Ruby.
Okay.
-Brown sugar ♪
-Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪
[Louise] Flour ♪
[both] Put them in the oven
For half an hour ♪
[Ruby] Bake, bubble ♪
[Louise] Bubble, bake ♪
Apple.
Sorry, Max.
Only two can play.
You can watch
if you like.
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[Louise] Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪--
Apple.
That's not how
it goes, Max.
Apple.
Hmm.
I think he wants
an apple from the tree.
Okay, Max.
Apples are a good snack.
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
That's because apples
are full of goodness.
So true.
[groaning]
[gasping]
Mmm-hmm.
Good for you, Max.
I picked you the juiciest
apple on the tree.
-Let's go play.
-Bon appetit, Max.
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[Louise] Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪
[Louise] Flour ♪
[both] Put them in the oven
For half an hour ♪
[Max] Apple.
I just picked you
an apple, Max.
-Ready?
-Ready.
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[Louise] Apple sauce ♪
Apple.
Okay, Max. I'll get
you another one.
If an apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
Then two apples
will keep him away
For a whole week.
That's right.
[groaning]
[gasping]
This apple is perfect.
Here you go.
Have fun, Max.
-Ready?
-Ready?
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[Louise] Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪
[Louise] Flour ♪
[both] Put them in the oven
For half an hour ♪
[Ruby] Bake, bubble ♪
[Louise] Bubble, bake ♪
[both] Apple pie is ♪--
[Max] Apple!
What do you
want now, Max?
Apple!
[both] Another apple?
Okay, Max.
I'll get you another one.
The thing to remember
when picking apples, Max,
is to twist.
Never pull.
I am going to pick
you two apples, Max.
That way you can choose
which one you like best.
[groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
[gasping] Oh.
You need help.
There's always something
helpful in the garden shed,
Max.
Hmm.
We need to find
something I can stand on
to reach the apples.
[upbeat music playing]
[clattering]
That bucket won't help us
reach the apples, Max.
This is what we need
for apple picking.
Two more apples,
coming right up.
Remember to twist.
Mmm-hmm.
Sweet as candy.
There you go, you decide
which apple you like best.
Apple.
You have
a lot of apples.
Apple!
[sighs]
Okay, Max. But this
is the last one.
[groans]
Careful, Ruby,
you don't want to fall.
That apple is too high,
I can't reach it.
Besides, it's not
as shiny as this one,
or as juicy
as that one.
-Can we play now?
-Yes.
Max will just have to wait
for the apple to drop.
Why don't you play
on the swing, so we
can finish our game?
[wings fluttering]
[upbeat music playing]
[Ruby] Brown sugar ♪
[Louise] Apple sauce ♪
[Ruby] Spices ♪
[Louise] Flour ♪
[both] Put them in the oven
For half an hour ♪
[Ruby] Bake, bubble ♪
[Louise] Bubble, bake ♪
[both] Apple pie
Is fun to ♪--
Apple!
[both] Max!
What do you want us to do
with all these apples?
Apple pie.
Okay, Max.
[both giggle]
[Ruby reading]
[Ruby] Come on, Max.
We're going to watch
Baby Huffington
during his nap time.
We'll have to be very,
very quiet, so he doesn't
wake up.
It's going to be fun.
Don't worry, I've
brought some toys
for you to play with.
Ruby, Max,
you're here.
Come on in.
Baby Huffington is asleep.
And our job is to make
sure he stays that way.
Right.
Quiet.
That's right, Max.
I've left a snack
for you in the kitchen,
if you get hungry.
And I'll be right out
here in the garden,
if you need me.
[whispering] Don't worry,
Mrs. H, you can count on us.
Thanks, Ruby.
Max?
No, Max.
You can't turn
the radio on,
that will wake
Baby Huffington.
Come on, let's go check
and make sure Baby Huffington
is still asleep.
Remember, Max,
you have to be quiet.
Quiet.
[floor creaking]
[door creaking]
[snoring]
[whispering] Good, he's
sleeping like a baby.
Come on, Max.
And remember
[shushing]
[Max shushing]
I brought my brand new
dolly to play with.
Little Miss Miracle.
It's a miracle,
all the things she can do.
And I brought some quiet toys
for you to play with, Max.
Here's Slinky Snake.
You have to play
quietly, Max,
so we don't wake
Baby Huffington, remember?
[shushing]
Playing with Little
Miss Miracle is quiet,
and it's good practice for
baby sitting Baby Huffington.
She's just like
a real live baby.
See, if you lie her down,
she closes her eyes,
Just like Baby Huffington.
[humming lullaby]
And if you stand her
up again, her eyes open.
Isn't she great, Max?
Max?
-[Ruby gasping]
-[loud radio music]
Oh, no!
I hope we didn't wake
Baby Huffington.
[floor creaking]
[door creaking]
[snoring]
[whispering] Phew!
He's still sleeping.
Come on, Max.
And from now on,
remember, no noises.
[shushing]
[Max shushing]
That was close.
Oh, no, you don't, Max.
That radio is too noisy.
Look, I've got another
Quiet toy for you.
You can play with them,
while I play with
Little Miss Miracle.
She even has her own
Little Miss Miracle hairbrush.
And Max?
Look what happens if you
push this button here,
her hair grows longer.
Isn't that a miracle, Max?
Max?
Oh, no, you don't.
Okay.
We'll have to find
something else that's
quiet for you to do.
Hmm.
I know.
Mrs. Huffington said she
left a snack in the kitchen.
Why don't you
go get it for us?
And, Max?
Remember
[shushing]
[shushing]
You want to have
a snack too, don't you,
Little Miss Miracle?
And you need a bib
around your neck, just like
Baby Huffington does.
There, now you're
all ready for your snack.
Hmm.
I wonder what's
taking Max so long?
Max, what
are you doing?
Max?
[gasping] Max!
[clattering]
Oh, no!
Hope we didn't wake
Baby Huffington.
[shushing]
[floor creaking]
[door creaking]
[snoring]
[Ruby sighs in relief]
It's okay.
He's still asleep.
Let's go eat our snacks
in the kitchen, Max.
And remember
[shushing]
[shushing]
[floor creaking]
Eating snacks was
a good quiet thing to do.
Now it's time to feed
Little Miss Miracle
her snack.
Come on, Max.
Uh-uh!
[shushing]
[Ruby sighing]
From now on,
you're playing with me
and Little Miss Miracle,
so I can make sure
you're quiet.
Little Miss Miracle
eats just like we do.
All you do is push another
button, and she swallows
just like a real baby.
Here, hold her,
I'll show you how.
It's one of these
buttons back here.
[Miss Miracle] Wah-wah!
I'm Little Miss Miracle.
Wah-wah!
I'm Little Miss Miracle.
Wah-wah-wah!
[gasping] I pushed
the wrong button.
[Baby Huffington crying]
[crying]
Oh, no!
I woke up Baby Huffington.
I can talk,
and I can sleep.
I can walk,
and I can eat.
I'm Little Miss Miracle.
-Wah-wah-wah!
-[Max shushing]
Quiet.
[theme music playing]