Maya and the Three (2021) s01e06 Episode Script

[Western movie music plays]
[man] Cha-chung!
[rumbling]
- [whoosh]
- [gentle music plays]
[blows]
- [rumbling]
- Ay!
My lord, Teca is under attack.
[grunts]
[grunts, laughs]
They have come for Maya.
- Hmm! But they will find only
- [heroic music plays]
- [clangs]
- our fury.
- Oh! Yes, they will.
- [people screaming]
[golem footsteps thudding]
[gasping]
[dramatic music plays]
[people gasp]
[grunts]
[both grunt]
- [weapon clatters]
- [grunts] For Teca! [grunts, groans]
Seven will be difficult, mi amor.
And you are pregnant.
It's never stopped me before.
I will take the lead, husband.
[squeals] As you wish, my queen.
[both] For Maya!
[battle cry]
[music fades]
[whoosh]
[pleasant guitar music plays]
[footsteps]
- [loud boom]
- [Maya gasps]
[birds screeching]
- That not good.
- [boom]
- [gasps] Oh no! Teca!
- [solemn music plays]
- [boom]
- [gasps] My parents!
- [boom echoes]
- [grunts]
- [eerie music plays]
- Andale, Chiapa!
- [snarls]
- [gasps]
- [Chiapa huffing]
- [grunts]
- [snarls]
- [gasps]
[people groaning]
[person screams]
They came here looking for me.
[thuds]
[growls]
- Chiapa, go find mamáy papá.
- [snarls]
- I will stop this golem.
- [snarls]
[grunts] Hey! Over here!
[grunts] You looking for me?
You've got me! [yells]
- [grunts]
- [clangs]
[golem growls]
- [grunts]
- [exciting music plays]
[gasps, screams, grunts]
- [snaps]
- [screams]
- [suspenseful music plays]
- [clanging]
- [gasps]
- [thuds]
- [whimpers, gasps, grunts]
- [slams]
- [slams]
- [grunts, gasps]
[arrows whistling]
- [gasps]
- [Chimi barking]
- [heroic music plays]
- [all grunting]
[growling]
[grunting]
- [screams shrilly]
- [arrows whistling]
[Rico grunts]
[grunting] Ha!
[grunts]
[Picchu grunting]
- [golem groans]
- Boom shakalak Whoa!
- [grunts]
- [golem crumbles]
[grunts]
- [gasps]
- [thuds]
- [debris falling]
- [thudding]
- [grunts, panting]
- [gentle flute music plays]
Thanks for helping.
Again, I'm so sorry I lied to you.
- Just because we're mad at you
- Doesn't mean we're gonna abandon you.
You drop this.
[gasps, grunts]
Thank you. [laughs in relief]
I'm so relieved you forgive me.
[music stops]
- I I'm not off the hook, am I?
- Not even close, princesa.
I still expect to meet my mother.
- [arm crunches]
- [screams]
[snarls]
You did?
[pants]
Come on. Chiapa found my parents.
[Chiapa snarls]
- Mama!
- [gasps] Maya!
Where's Papa? [gasps]
[rumbles]
[grunts]
Hola, mija.
[gasps] Papa!
[King grunts]
[straining] I can't lift this.
If only we had gotten here sooner.
Mija, we have to get this monster off him.
Okay, we need some ropes,
some wood, and at least four
- to seventeen men
- [grunts]
- [thuds]
- Or Picchu could do that.
I'm just going to close my eyes for a bit.
It's all right, gordo.
Just rest.
Mama, you're you're expecting?
[sighs]
I don't know why they call it expecting.
It's never when you expect it.
Ay, Mama.
No time to talk.
- Let's get your father to the healers.
- Ay! Oh. We showed them golems.
[sleepily] We showed them.
The healers have given
your father medicine.
[laughs manically]
Blue corn tortillas! Blue corn tortillas!
Very strong medicine.
[King in shrieking voice]
Blue corn tortillas!
So that's my papa.
Blue corn tortillas!
- [munching]
- [laughs] Husband, focus.
You do'd it!
These must be
the warriors of the prophecy.
Wait. They look so young.
[chuckles] Like bebés gigantes.
Mama, Papa, this is Rico,
the greatest Rooster Wizard
from Luna Island.
He's dazzled me with his magic
and humbled me with his bravery.
I'm forever in his debt.
[gasps] Nice to meet you,
- Your Majestic Majesty.
- [clatters]
[gasps]
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Excuse me if I don't get up.
[giggles, inhales]
I can't feel my legs.
[Maya sighs]
- [ominous music plays]
- This is Chimi, the deadly Skull Archer
from the Jungle Lands.
She's the most skilled fighter
I've ever seen,
and has the kindest heart
in all three kingdoms.
[gentle music plays]
- [purrs] Mm-hmm.
- [clangs]
Are you the ghost of a ghost?
Maybe someday if I'm lucky.
[imitates ghost] Ooh!
Ay, ay, ay!
And this is Picchu, the brave Puma Warrior
from the Golden Mountains.
I'm proud to fight beside him,
- and I'm in awe of his strength and honor.
- [grunts]
Picchu glad meet you.
[chuckles] You're a big boy, aren't you?
Someone's been eating
his blue corn tortillas.
- [snores]
- [laughs] Ay, gordo.
Mama, the four of us
were a mighty team, but now
- [thunder crashes]
- [gasping]
[snarls]
Oh, for the gods' sake. What now?
I'll get my my armor.
No, you stay with Papa. He needs you.
- Chiapa, guard them with your life.
- [grunts]
We will handle this.
[thunder crashing]
Can't we space these fights out more? Huh?
Why has fighting become normal, anyway?
Look, you know how many fights I got in
before I met you? Huh, Maya? Zero.
- [speaks Spanish]
- [chuckles]
[sighs] This seem like
normal amount of fights to Picchu.
- [thunder crashes]
- [screams]
[warbling thunder]
[growls]
- [thunder crashing]
- [crackling]
- [laughing]
- [growling]
Fine. Even Picchu worry. You happy now?
- Hey! You're You're not welcome here.
- [clangs]
I am Chivo, god of dark magic.
- [booms, whooshes]
- [laughing]
[eerie music plays]
We are Bone and Skull,
goddesses of thievery!
[both laughing]
- [thunder crashes]
- I am Vucub, god of jungle animals!
[dramatic music plays]
And I am Xtabay
[giggles]goddess of illusions.
[giggles]
- [both gasp]
- [growls]
We are here for the half-breed.
Hand her over and just walk away.
This will bring an end to the horror.
Walk away.
[suspenseful music playing]
[all grunt]
[gasps] They all have golden talismans.
- Whoa!
- [stammers] Quiet!
These puny humans are no match for gods.
[gasps]
- Hi, girl who will get
- [both]everyone killed.
- [grunting]
- [both giggle]
- [grunting]
- [clangs]
I got these two.
- [laughs]
- Split up and get the others.
- How How do we know who to face?
- You! The sewer rat apprentice.
- Ah! I hate goats!
- [speaks Spanish]
- Ah!
- [laughs]
- [gasps] Rico! [grunts]
- [clangs]
Excuse me, Chimi.
May I have a word with you?
[growls, grunts]
Chimi!
- [Xtabay laughs]
- Huh?
It's just you and me, handsome.
[grunts] Oh.
[axes chiming]
We're taking you to Lord Mictlan.
But maybe we steal your treasure
before we steal you.
[gasps]
What a dump.
[Maya grunts]
- [yelps, grunts, groans]
- [clatters]
There's got to be something
worth stealing around here.
[Bone laughs] I don't know, sister.
- [gobbling]
- Everything looks lame. [laughing]
- Colibrí! G-Get Get in the cage.
- [chirps]
[chirps]
Huh. You really
have nothing worth stealing.
- [gasps]
- Hmm Or do you?
[gasps, growls]
- [grunting]
- [clanging]
[gasps]
The Nefarious Bandit Queen's earrings!
How does it look?
Do I have the right bone structure?
My brother gave that to me.
[both grunt]
[gasps] Ay!
Check it out, the Golden Pearl!
- Hey! Put that back.
- [both grunt]
Join us, Maya!
Together, we can overthrow Lord Mictlan.
What?
- Nobody wants you around here anyway.
- [grunts]
Your mama isn't even your real mama.
[gasps] You shut your mouth!
- [yells, grunts]
- Ooh! I guess that one hurt, huh?
- [Colibrí tweets]
- [Maya] Colibrí!
- [tweeting]
- [Maya] Give those back!
- [laughs]
- [grunts]
- [grunting]
- [clanging]
- [rattles]
- [groans]
- [grunts]
- Poor little princesa,
stuck between two worlds.
- And she doesn't belong to either.
- [grunts]
Face it, Maya, you're just a product
of your papa's biggest indiscreción.
- Yeah, I said it. [laughs]
- [grunts]
- [jungle noises]
- I am a friend to all animals.
No, you are a traitor.
And I must end you.
- [gasps]
- You let your animal family die!
- [boom]
- [gasps]
After they raised you as their own.
[grunts]
[screams]
[grunts, gasps]
[grunts]
- [tense music plays]
- Now you pay for your betrayal.
- [gasps]
- [chirping]
Wait!
Huh.
I don't wanna hurt them if I fall.
None of this is their fault.
[whistles birdsong]
[grunting]
I'm ready when you are.
How could you side with humans now,
after they shunned you, Chimi?
I am learning they're not all bad.
You trusted the half-breed girl,
and she lied to you.
- But
- Have you forgotten?
Humans murdered your animal family.
Why would they not betray you now?
I ask you, Chimi,
- have you forgotten your real family?
- [gasps]
- [power hums, whooshes]
- [animal noises]
[gasps] Monkey, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[Xtabay laughs]
- Who this?
- [skittering]
I am Xtabay.
- Huh?
- Or
[laughs]
[whooshes]
maybe I'm Maya.
Maybe I'm this idiot.
- [blows raspberry]
- [grunts]
Or maybe I'm the girl you like.
[chuckles]
Whoever I am, I am your worst nightmare.
[eerie whooshing]
Huh? [echoes]
Picchu, we are so proud of you.
Son good warrior. Best all time.
- Picchu proud be your son.
- [people cheering]
[grunts in confusion]
This not real.
[Xtabay giggles]
[giggles]
- No!
- [clangs]
- [young Picchu grunts]
- Huh?
[faint screams]
- [bog warrior growls]
- [Xtabay giggles]
[groans] Make stop. Make stop.
Picchu no can watch. [echoes]
You let this happen, Picchu.
[echoing] You.
If it weren't for you showing mercy
[mother's voice] Your family
would still be alive.
[echoing] No!
[sobs]
- If it weren't for you
- [clanging]
- your brothers would be alive.
- [Maya grunting]
You are the worst thing to happen
to Teca and your familia.
[clanks]
- [Bone] We can defeat Lord Mictlan.
- Huh?
It'll be just the three of us,
ruling the underworld.
Do it for your family.
They're better off without you anyway.
[both] Plus, Zatz will be there.
[kissing]
- [Colibrí chirps]
- [pants, sighs]
- So, what do you say? Join us, hermanita.
- [Skull and Bone laugh]
- No.
- [both gasp]
- I am the Eagle Warrior of the prophecy.
- [heroic music plays]
- I am not one of you.
- [chirps]
[grunts]
Well, we tried.
Take the pearl and the earring, right?
Yeah, but leave the stupid bird.
That thing's worthless.
- [chirping]
- [tapping]
[Colibrí shrieks]
Time to knock this chick out
and stuff her in a sack, right?
- Go ahead. Make your move.
- [showdown music plays]
- [yells]
- [Maya grunting]
[grunting]
- [grunts, pants]
- [Skull] You stupid little brat.
One human can't stand against the gods.
[gasps]
- You're right.
- [Eagle Claw pulses]
[Eagle Claw hums]
[yells, grunts]
[both grunt]
- [exciting music playing]
- [growls]
[growls]
[yells]
[grunts]
- [Bone and Skull scream, grunt]
- [thud]
[sighs in exhaustion, breathes heavily]
- [chirping]
- Come on, Colibrí. Let's get the others.
- [Chimi] I'm sorry!
- [chirps]
- I'm sorry.
- [animal noises]
[howls]
- [sobbing]
- [whooshes]
Yes, if it weren't for me,
they'd still be alive.
[sad music plays]
And so would my mother.
So you agree you deserve to die,
as do all humans.
No. I now have met humans
who have shown kindness to me.
They've accepted me as their own.
[growls]
And I have accepted them.
[shrieks]
[arrow hums, whooshes]
- [grunts]
- [tense music plays]
Stop!
Why would you do this?
I don't want us to hurt each other,
- but I will gladly die defending my pack.
- [whooshes]
- [tense music rising]
- [Maya] Chimi!
- [gasps] Maya!
- Are you all right?
Do you need help?
[music fades]
Hmm.
- Ooh.
- This is my friend Colibrí.
[chirps]
[whistles birdsong]
[chirps]
Come on. We have to help Rico and Picchu.
[mysterious music plays]
Hmm.
Huh?
[grunts uncertainly]
Spare me, and I swear
you will never see me again.
[tense music plays]
[laughs]
[yells]
- No.
- [gasps]
Do it. What are you waiting for?
This is it,
- the moment you made your great mistake.
- [music rising]
- Do it, Picchu!
- [music stops]
[sighs]
- [gentle flute music plays]
- Mercy is never mistake.
[Xtabay growls]
- Then you will die like your family.
- [sinister music plays]
- [grunts]
- [hammer thuds heavily]
Let me show you how it's done. [yells]
- [clangs]
- [grunts, gasps]
You fight Picchu, you fight us all!
- Huh?
- [heroic music plays]
- [growls]
- [yells]
Stay away from him, you witch.
- Ah! [grunts]
- [clangs]
- [yells]
- [grunts]
[clanging]
- [grunts]
- [clang]
[Chimi grunts]
- [sizzles]
- [screams in rage]
- [rumbles]
- [whooshes]
[gasps]
Estefan!
Not only did you kill the Gran Brujo,
you broke his golden talisman.
You are diabolical.
[speaks incantation in Spanish]
[laughs]
Listen here, mocoso.
Why don't you use your staff
like a civilized wizard?
- [dramatic music playing]
- [growls] Yes. Yes.
Estefan! You all right?
[creaks]
W W W-Wait a second.
Why did you do this for me?
Well, how would it look if I,
Chivo, the god of dark magic,
defeated a pathetic worm
with a broken staff?
Huh?
Now let me show you
what real Peasant Magic looks like, fool.
[speaks incantation in Spanish]
- [speaks incantation in Spanish]
- [growls]
Now let's see
if you're really okay. Terebro!
[magic bubbling]
[grunts]
Oh no.
[mimics stammer]
You almost g-g-g-g-g-got me.
Let me know when you're done playing
and can do some actual magic.
Oh yeah? Try this.
- Fulminis!
- [dramatic music plays]
[magic bubbles]
- [grunts]
- [magic roars]
Strangulatus!
Don't you know that the others can see you
for the failure you really are?
They're not really your friends.
They got stuck with you,
just like the Gran Bru-hoo-hoo-hoo-jo.
[explodes, whooshes]
- [screams, grunts]
- [slams]
- [screams, grunts]
- [slams]
The only remarkable thing you've ever done
was kill the one person
who cared about you.
And now you will get your friends killed.
- No.
- Say it.
- Say "I am worthless."
- [suspenseful music playing]
Admit it, and I will let you live.
Admit it!
I am worthless.
- [grunting]
- [gentle music plays]
I I'm sorry, Gran Brujo!
I don't need to defeat you.
[chuckles] You defeated yourself.
[sighs] Time to die.
- [grunts] Get away from him!
- Aya!
[Picchu] Taste my ax!
- [gasps nervously]
- [axes whooshing]
- [growls]
- [Chimi barking]
- You fight Rico
- You fight us all.
- [arrow whistles]
- [growls]
- [yells]
- [clangs]
- [music fades]
- [pants] He's gone. Rico?
- [Chimi whimpers]
- [Rico gasps sadly]
- Estefan, you fixed him, Rico.
- Estefan was broken?
[gentle flute music plays]
[Maya] Rico, are you okay?
Don't worry about me. I I I got it.
I'm I'm I'm fine. I'm fine.
Yeah, Es Estefan is like new.
Listen to me.
[sighs] Our weapons,
they can hurt the gods.
- [gasp]
- [Picchu] Hmm.
Hmm. That's right.
Chivo said they're golden talismans.
- They're made from the blood of gods.
- [gasps]
Gods bleed gold?
[chuckles]
- Picchu like see that.
- Hardcore.
But why does mine not glow?
Hmm. Gran Brujo taught us
that gold talismans
don't respond to thoughts.
- They respond to feelings!
- [triumphant music rising]
Emotions like love and anger and
Axes, be magic now.
[axes crackle, hum]
Anger work good.
[sighs]
- Guys, Chivo fixed Estefan.
- Why would he do that?
Chivo didn't fix Esss-stefan
because he was being fair.
He fixed you because
he didn't want me using Peasant Magic.
He's afraid of it!
- Okay, we got this.
- [axes hum]
They here.
Ax, kill goat god!
- [speaks in Spanish]
- [clangs]
[growls] You'll pay for that, barbarian.
[laughs]
Plenty more where that come from, fool.
[laughing]
- [growling]
- [Chimi barks]
[dramatic music plays]
[gasps]
[Vucub whistles birdsong]
[continues whistling]
Please, golden totem, I need this.
For my friends.
- [epic music plays]
- [gasps] It worked!
[whistles birdsong]
[laughs happily] Magic arrows!
Oh yeah! It's on.
You amaze me, Chimi.
- Team stay together this time. Okay?
- [hopeful music plays]
Let's finish what we started.
- [whooshes, chomps]
- [Maya] Hey, goat face!
- We will fight on our terms!
- [sinister music plays]
Selfish Princess Maya
and the three outcasts.
You have all brought harm
to the ones you love.
Fitting that you will all fail together.
[speaking incantation in Spanish]
- [roars]
- [continues incantation]
- [growling]
- [arrows clanging]
[exhales]
Dragón mágico, fire away.
Chivo malvado, time to pay!
- [magic roars]
- We are the prophecy!
[grunts]
[clanging]
- [Maya grunts]
- [Picchu grunts]
Together, we stronger.
Dang right.
[yells]
- Hmm? [growls]
- [grunts]
[clanging]
[grunting]
- [Bone and Skull laughing]
- Cover me, Chimi.
Die, skele-twins!
- [arrows whoosh]
- [both] Skele-twins?
- [laughing]
- [clacks]
- [magic chomps]
- You are no match, peasant!
- [chanting in Spanish]
- [shatters]
- [strains, grunts]
- You are no match for a god!
[whooshes, cracks]
[suspenseful music plays]
[speaks incantation in Spanish]
- [grunting]
- [exciting music plays]
- [grunting]
- [magic whooshes]
One for you. [grunts]
- And three for you!
- [grunts]
Gracias, Chimi!
[grunting]
- [Eagle claw hums]
- [grunts]
[grunts]
- [yells]
- [clangs]
- [shrieks] Huh?
- [growling]
[yells]
- [boom]
- [Xtabay groans]
[growls] Who wants some? Huh?
Fight me, bird-faced god.
[Picchu yells]
[silence falls]
- You are truly merciful, barbarian.
- [gentle flute music plays]
Hmm. Parents raised Picchu right.
Okay, who wants some more?
[both laugh, grunt]
- [grunts, groans]
- [both laughing]
- [Chimi barking]
- [both gasp, yelp]
I got you, Maya. [grunts]
- Ooh! [grunts]
- [Chimi] Stop moving.
- [growls]
- [yells]
[grunts]
- [grunting]
- [grunts]
[both grunt]
- [strains]
- [grunts]
[gasps]
[grunts]
- My bracelet! Mine!
- [both grunting]
Girl! I said give it to me!
- [Skull] Ow!
- [Bone] That's my bracelet!
Chimi, can I use the string
from your magic bow?
- Let me see if I can get it off. Whoa!
- Perfect! How did you do that?
I have no idea.
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [growls]
[both gasp, yell]
- [whirring]
- Steal this!
Help me, Skull! [grunts]
That's it! I don't care
what Lord Mictlan ordered.
We're gonna kill you
and become all-powerful ourselves.
- [both grunting]
- [clanging]
- [grunting]
- [clanging]
[grunts] Eagle Claw!
- [chirps]
- Adios, princesita.
Colibrí, get in her head!
[gasps]
- [chirps]
- [clanks]
[yelps] Get it out of me!
Get it out of me! [grunts]
[laughs, grunts]
Ah! [growls]
[both yell]
- [chirps]
- [grunts]
- [music stops]
- [loud whooshing]
- [gasps] You How did you
- [bubbling]
- [both gasp]
- A human can't kill a god.
[gasps] This is why
Lord Mictlan fears her.
- [Maya growls]
- [chirps]
[chirps]
I will avenge you, sister.
This I swear!
Eh But not today. Bye.
[laughs]
[skittering]
[growls, speaks Spanish]
[whistles birdsong]
[whistles]
Huh.
[clangs]
What?
- What did I just do? I killed a god.
- Yeah, don't feel bad. It was you or her.
I mean, besides, she was already dead.
[chuckles] She was a skeleton.
[sighs]
[chirping]
Gracias, Colibrí.
- [chirps]
- [sighs]
Thank you for your gifts, brothers.
From the bottom of my heart,
thank you three for fighting by my side.
And I should have never lied to you.
I'll understand
if you never forgive me. What?
- [gentle music plays]
- Yes, you lied to us.
But none of us are perfect.
- Hmm. Chimi pretty close.
- [laughs shyly] Shut your mouth.
And if we can't forgive you,
how can we ever forgive our ourselves?
- Uh Fist hug?
- Not a chance.
[Colibrí chirping]
- [girl speaks Spanish, cheers]
- [people cheering]
[festive music playing]
[Maya] You should have seen us, Papa.
We were unstoppable.
And I can actually kill the gods.
It's why Mictlan is afraid of me.
Who's Papa's little god-killer?!
- [caws]
- [laughs]
He's still getting
a lot of medicinal herbs.
[all laugh]
So that old club of mine
is made out of gods' blood?
Man, that's that's Whoa, crazy, man.
Seems like it would be
a little, eh, squishier.
- [clangs]
- [all laugh]
[laughs]
So, uh Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
I learned something today too. Mm-hmm.
Very interesting.
Uh, it turns out my magic is so powerful,
the god of dark magic himself
is afraid of moi.
That's great, Rico.
[clears throat] Picchu learn
mercy not something you give.
Hmm.
Mercy something you are.
Aww.
- That's so noble, Picchu.
- [gasps]
Hmm? [chuckles]
[growls]
Tomorrow, we ride for glory!
- [grunts in surprise]
- [snoring]
[Chiapa snores]
Mama, Papa can't go with us
to destroy the Divine Gate.
And neither can you.
You must protect Papa and the baby.
I
[groans]
I know, mija.
The quest to destroy the Divine Gate
will just be me
and the warriors of the prophecy.
Chiapa will guide us. We got this.
Mija, Lord Mictlan
is not like the other gods.
What happened to your father and brothers,
it was worse than you can imagine.
[sad string music plays]
[sighs]
Just destroy the Divine Gate
and come home safe to me.
I can't bear to lose anyone else.
You promise?
[sighs softly]
I promise, Mama.
[music fades]
[tense music plays]
- [growls]
- [giggles]
[babbles]
- [Maya] My mother is a monstruo.
- [thuds]
- The Divine Gate!
- [loud roar]
The door between our realm
and the underworld.
[sinister music plays]
[thunder crashing]
[bats screeching]
[Picchu] Never give up.
- Fight till the end.
- [clanging thud]
Maybe live for cause.
[dramatic sting]
[echoing] Maybe die for cause.
[dramatic music plays]
[music fades]