Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015) s01e06 Episode Script
Lady WiFi
1
[Alya]
Don't blink now, we're live from Paris.
[she gasps]
[Ladybug squeals]
I told you from day one, Tikki,
I'm a total klutz.
What's done is done.
We can't change what happened.
We can only move forward.
Alya mustn't find out who you are.
You know how persistent she can be
with her blog dedicated to Ladybug.
How do we get it back?
I'm not cut out for this Ladybug thing.
You are the chosen one, Marinette.
It will all work out, trust me.
Everyone has a past
they can learn from.
This'll show you why.
An exhibition on the pharaoh Tutankhamun?
What's that got to do with Alya?
Persuade Alya to go
and make sure she brings the book.
Tell her you found out
something about Ladybug.
-At the museum?
-You'll see.
I don't know
how I'm gonna convince Alya
to go to an Egyptian exhibit
much less convince her
that I'm not Ladybug.
She will be interested,
and so will you. Promise.
[Alya] Can you believe it?
If I find out
who this history book belongs to
and I figure out
Ladybug's true identity.
I'm so on this one.
You think you can figure out
who Ladybug is
from a book
every high-school student owns?
Yep, ours is the only school
that uses that book
[she yells]
All I gotta do is find out
which girl lost her book last week.
-There are 43, not counting me.
-42
not counting you or me.
[she groans]
Yesterday, somebody didn't have
her textbook in class.
I left it at home.
You know I always forget stuff.
[questioning hum]
[she giggles]
Just messing with you.
I'll only drop you
from my investigation
when you bring your book to class.
[Alya yells]
[tinkling]
It's not broken.
Hey, I'm OK too.
Thanks for asking.
[Jalil] I'm sorry.
You're in the same grade
as Alix, right?
I'm her brother, Jalil Kubdel.
You're into Tutankhamun too?
Doc!
[sighs]
Weird.
So, again, why are we here?
It has something to do
with Ladybug?
-For reals?
-Well
Yeah, it's over there.
[she hesitates]
[Alya gasps]
What are the odds
that we have the same textbook?
Maybe we go to the same school.
Wouldn't you know her then?
[chewing]
Why bother yourself with ladies
when you could be enjoying this?
Ladies smell far better
than that cheese
and they're better looking.
Suit yourself, your loss.
My only loss is my appetite.
Come on. Tell me what it is.
No, cuz it wouldn't be
a surprise then
To you or me.
[Jalil] I'm telling you, father,
it's in the hieroglyphics.
Excuse me.
There, as you know,
the one with the sceptre is
Tutankhamun 1.
Opposite, is Nefertiti, his princess,
with 100 mummies beside them.
She died before him.
The Sun God, Ra,
took her as his Goddess.
Yes, I know all that.
I'm the director
of this exhibition, remember?
Then you know Tutankhamun wanted
to bring her back to life
by offering the Sun God a new wife.
This illustrates a ritual he devised.
Nobody has ever deciphered it,
but I have!
It's a magic chant
to recite to complete the ritual.
I'm sure of it!
He reminds me of someone else
with crazy ideas
You!
You might think
my Ladybug theories are crazy
but you watch, I'll prove you wrong.
Jalil, frescoes like these are
often illustrations of a legend.
They call it a legend for a reason.
That's what everyone thinks
but I know it's real.
I can prove it.
Really?
How are you going to do that?
I need to get my hands on
Tutankhamun's sceptre
and recite the spell.
Are you serious?
Don't even think of touching it.
I'd lose my job on the spot.
It's a priceless, historical object,
not a toy.
Dad, we have to try out the spell.
What if he had found out
how to bring people back to life?
Jalil, that's enough.
Get your head out of those scrolls,
and focus on the real world
this one.
There's nothing wrong
with living out a fantasy,
especially when
I can make it a reality.
Fly away, my evil Akuma,
and transform that young man.
[confused sigh]
[she squeals]
Put that down.
I'll show you what
I found out about Ladybug.
About time.
This better be blog worthy.
[dramatic music]
[Hawk Moth] Pharaoh,
I am Hawk Moth.
I have endowed you
with the power of the ancient gods.
You must do me a favour
in return for this gift.
My precious Nefertiti
will come back to life
This thing's making my eyes hurt.
Look closely. It is in there
[whistle]
Hey, you.
Tut, give me time.
[man whimpers]
Hey!
Alya, hide!
Get out of here, faster.
I gotta transform.
Tikki, spots on!
[whispering]
O.M.G.
Coming to you live, viewers.
I'm here before
Ladybug or Cat Noir. It's insane.
I love the face changes.
They'd suit you.
Time to transform.
Plagg, claws out!
[alarm rings]
You know that's stealing?
I'm taking back
what rightfully belongs to me.
Maybe, if you were the real Pharaoh,
which you're not.
Look at Ladybug go.
If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.
Ladybug waved at me. No way.
[Ladybug screams]
Sekhmet, give me your strength!
How nice of you
to hold the door open.
[cackling]
Enjoy your coffin.
This is crazy. Keep your eyes peeled.
Hiya.
[Pharaoh] Your face
Fate has placed you on my path.
Come with me!
Hey, hands off the threads.
I can walk myself.
Seriously?
[she groans]
[Marinette] Let her go.
Hiding behind an innocent bystander?
-You're weak.
-I'm more powerful than you.
Don't forget all the latest
behind the scenes are on my blog.
That Alya is one brave chick.
If by brave you mean
bossy, feisty, and bold,
yep, that's her.
Come on, get us outta here, Cat Noir.
Cataclysm!
[clunking]
How are we going to find them?
Alya's live stream on her blog.
Go ahead.
I'll join you when
my Miraculous is charged up.
Hurry, It'll take both of us
to defeat him.
Hey.
On to the next phase.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
[mummies groan]
Soon, we will be together again,
my Nefertiti, my long lost love.
This'll be a major scoop.
Excuse me, Pharaoh,
but what exactly is going on?
I'm going to carry out the sacred spell,
to bring Nefertiti back.
Oh gotcha.
You mean the spell on the papyrus?
Correct. The 100 mummies
and the offering.
What offering?
To persuade the sun god Ra
to give me back my sweet princess.
I must give a pure soul in return.
Dude, that's hard to come by.
I've already found her.
You look so much like her.
Say what?
[he cackles]
Hold on, Alya.
[she yells]
Oh no, I ran right into
one of those time bubbles.
[slow motion]
I've got to get out of this.
Ladybug, this is Alya.
I'm the sacrificial offering
for the Sun God.
Hold on, Alya.
[slow motion]
I'm nearly there.
[Plagg] Do you really think
this mumbo jumbo with the sun
and mummies is gonna work?
[Plagg burps]
You have no respect.
Your batteries are charged enough.
Plagg, claws out!
Thanks for waiting.
No problem.
We must find the Akuma and free it
before he sacrifices her.
I can't see her or Pharaoh.
Over there.
[Alya struggles]
Hey, back up.
Who's that goddess chick
with black spots on your papyrus?
Ladybug, my sworn enemy.
My nemesis kept me from carrying out
my ritual 5000 years ago,
but she won't stop Nefertiti
from coming back to me this time.
Did you say Ladybug
5000 years ago?
Everyone does have a past
they can learn from.
Well, you don't look a day over 3000.
Now you know why
I'm so much wiser than you.
Oh sacred Ra,
God of the Sun,
I, Pharaoh, offer to thee,
a pure soul,
This sacrifice
for the return of Nefertiti.
I bow to you
and present this gift with my mummies.
We pray to you the safe return
of Princess Nefertiti.
Awaken, Nefertiti!
Awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti!
Awaken!
Awaken Nefertiti.
Ladybug!
We must save her.
If he completes the ritual
Alya will be gone, forever.
What should we do?
Hold back the mummies.
I'll take on the Pharaoh.
Why do I have to deal with them
while you go calmly around the back?
I'm the only one
who can capture his Akuma.
And you're the bravest.
Sure.
I'll just pretend you really think that.
[chanting]
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Hey, you bunch of bandages.
Shall we wrap this up?
Cat Noir!
Seize him!
Is that really as fast as you can go?
[mummies groan]
Wait, this looks like a trap!
Gotcha.
Horus, give me your wings!
[dramatic music]
[bleep]
Peeps, you've just witnessed
another feat from Ladybug.
Thanks for saving me.
Oh, you're welcome,
but it's not over yet, not until
Not until Ladybug destroys
the pendant with the Akuma,
and turns everything back to normal.
I pay attention.
[she gasps]
The pendant Good eye.
[Ayla screams]
[he roars]
[sigh of relief]
Way to go, Ladybug!
No!
You're not going to win
this time, Ladybug!
Help me, Ladybug!
Crush that insect!
[Alya yells]
What the
Cat Noir, this way.
[Cat Noir giggles]
We have to save Alya before
she reaches the circle of darkness.
[Pharaoh] You won't stop me
from bringing Nefertiti back.
I'll finish you.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
Horus, give me your wings!
[yelling]
[Pharaoh cackles]
[Ladybug screams]
Cat Noir, the pendant.
That's where the Akuma is.
Sekhmet, give me your strength!
[yelling]
It's over.
Ladybug, save me!
Ra, God of the Sun,
accept this humble offering
and return the princess to me!
Lucky charm!
A Ladybug outfit?
That's our last hope?
[questioning sigh]
This offering isn't good enough
for Nefertiti.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Too late, Ladybug,
the ritual has begun.
Set Alya free
and sacrifice me instead.
Wouldn't that be the sweetest
revenge 5000 years later?
I'm the one who kept
Nefertiti from you all these years.
It's true that you'd make
a much more precious offering
than this mortal.
Horus, give me wings!
Seriously?
Excuse you, but I make
excellent sacrificing material.
Take her Miraculous, the earrings!
You win, Pharaoh.
[he gasps]
You want my Miraculous?
-Go get it.
-Get it!
[tinkling]
A toy?
You tricked me!
No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise!
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
What happened?
Thanks, Ladybug,
but I still gotta ask
how old are you really?
Much older than a high-school
student, that's for sure.
Don't you wanna know
how old I am?
In a sec, it looks like
I'll find out for myself.
[he gasps]
[Alya giggles]
[Alya] Where have you been?
You won't believe this,
I got mummified.
Hope you weren't trying
to swap me for Nefertiti. Creepy.
What? You were almost sacrificed?
Without you, I'd never have found out
that Ladybug's 5000 years old.
Hey, what are friends for?
[Alya] I still don't get it.
Why did she have
a 10th-grade history book?
[hesitantly]
She She probably had to find out
what's been going on
for the past 50 centuries.
You're probably right.
It's tough staying in the loop.
Hey, Ladybug's textbook, it's gone.
[Marinette giggles]
You might have gotten away this time
but I assure you, Ladybug,
someday, wherever you are,
I will have your Miraculous,
and you'll be nothing,
nothing at all!
I don't get it.
I know I'm not 5000 years old.
So who exactly was
that Ladybug in the papyrus?
Kwamis like me and superheroes
like you have always existed.
So that wasn't you
on the papyrus, either?
-What do you think?
-You don't look 5000 years old.
[Tikki chuckles]
Well, I'm not. I'm older than that.
I'm the Kwami who has watched over
every Ladybug since the beginning.
You must have known much less klutzy
Ladybugs than me, right?
Every Ladybug is different.
[sadly]
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Marinette, you are different,
but different as in surprising,
unpredictable and endearing,
and very talented.
-You learn fast.
-Really?
Yes.
[they giggle]
[lively music]
[Alya]
Don't blink now, we're live from Paris.
[she gasps]
[Ladybug squeals]
I told you from day one, Tikki,
I'm a total klutz.
What's done is done.
We can't change what happened.
We can only move forward.
Alya mustn't find out who you are.
You know how persistent she can be
with her blog dedicated to Ladybug.
How do we get it back?
I'm not cut out for this Ladybug thing.
You are the chosen one, Marinette.
It will all work out, trust me.
Everyone has a past
they can learn from.
This'll show you why.
An exhibition on the pharaoh Tutankhamun?
What's that got to do with Alya?
Persuade Alya to go
and make sure she brings the book.
Tell her you found out
something about Ladybug.
-At the museum?
-You'll see.
I don't know
how I'm gonna convince Alya
to go to an Egyptian exhibit
much less convince her
that I'm not Ladybug.
She will be interested,
and so will you. Promise.
[Alya] Can you believe it?
If I find out
who this history book belongs to
and I figure out
Ladybug's true identity.
I'm so on this one.
You think you can figure out
who Ladybug is
from a book
every high-school student owns?
Yep, ours is the only school
that uses that book
[she yells]
All I gotta do is find out
which girl lost her book last week.
-There are 43, not counting me.
-42
not counting you or me.
[she groans]
Yesterday, somebody didn't have
her textbook in class.
I left it at home.
You know I always forget stuff.
[questioning hum]
[she giggles]
Just messing with you.
I'll only drop you
from my investigation
when you bring your book to class.
[Alya yells]
[tinkling]
It's not broken.
Hey, I'm OK too.
Thanks for asking.
[Jalil] I'm sorry.
You're in the same grade
as Alix, right?
I'm her brother, Jalil Kubdel.
You're into Tutankhamun too?
Doc!
[sighs]
Weird.
So, again, why are we here?
It has something to do
with Ladybug?
-For reals?
-Well
Yeah, it's over there.
[she hesitates]
[Alya gasps]
What are the odds
that we have the same textbook?
Maybe we go to the same school.
Wouldn't you know her then?
[chewing]
Why bother yourself with ladies
when you could be enjoying this?
Ladies smell far better
than that cheese
and they're better looking.
Suit yourself, your loss.
My only loss is my appetite.
Come on. Tell me what it is.
No, cuz it wouldn't be
a surprise then
To you or me.
[Jalil] I'm telling you, father,
it's in the hieroglyphics.
Excuse me.
There, as you know,
the one with the sceptre is
Tutankhamun 1.
Opposite, is Nefertiti, his princess,
with 100 mummies beside them.
She died before him.
The Sun God, Ra,
took her as his Goddess.
Yes, I know all that.
I'm the director
of this exhibition, remember?
Then you know Tutankhamun wanted
to bring her back to life
by offering the Sun God a new wife.
This illustrates a ritual he devised.
Nobody has ever deciphered it,
but I have!
It's a magic chant
to recite to complete the ritual.
I'm sure of it!
He reminds me of someone else
with crazy ideas
You!
You might think
my Ladybug theories are crazy
but you watch, I'll prove you wrong.
Jalil, frescoes like these are
often illustrations of a legend.
They call it a legend for a reason.
That's what everyone thinks
but I know it's real.
I can prove it.
Really?
How are you going to do that?
I need to get my hands on
Tutankhamun's sceptre
and recite the spell.
Are you serious?
Don't even think of touching it.
I'd lose my job on the spot.
It's a priceless, historical object,
not a toy.
Dad, we have to try out the spell.
What if he had found out
how to bring people back to life?
Jalil, that's enough.
Get your head out of those scrolls,
and focus on the real world
this one.
There's nothing wrong
with living out a fantasy,
especially when
I can make it a reality.
Fly away, my evil Akuma,
and transform that young man.
[confused sigh]
[she squeals]
Put that down.
I'll show you what
I found out about Ladybug.
About time.
This better be blog worthy.
[dramatic music]
[Hawk Moth] Pharaoh,
I am Hawk Moth.
I have endowed you
with the power of the ancient gods.
You must do me a favour
in return for this gift.
My precious Nefertiti
will come back to life
This thing's making my eyes hurt.
Look closely. It is in there
[whistle]
Hey, you.
Tut, give me time.
[man whimpers]
Hey!
Alya, hide!
Get out of here, faster.
I gotta transform.
Tikki, spots on!
[whispering]
O.M.G.
Coming to you live, viewers.
I'm here before
Ladybug or Cat Noir. It's insane.
I love the face changes.
They'd suit you.
Time to transform.
Plagg, claws out!
[alarm rings]
You know that's stealing?
I'm taking back
what rightfully belongs to me.
Maybe, if you were the real Pharaoh,
which you're not.
Look at Ladybug go.
If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.
Ladybug waved at me. No way.
[Ladybug screams]
Sekhmet, give me your strength!
How nice of you
to hold the door open.
[cackling]
Enjoy your coffin.
This is crazy. Keep your eyes peeled.
Hiya.
[Pharaoh] Your face
Fate has placed you on my path.
Come with me!
Hey, hands off the threads.
I can walk myself.
Seriously?
[she groans]
[Marinette] Let her go.
Hiding behind an innocent bystander?
-You're weak.
-I'm more powerful than you.
Don't forget all the latest
behind the scenes are on my blog.
That Alya is one brave chick.
If by brave you mean
bossy, feisty, and bold,
yep, that's her.
Come on, get us outta here, Cat Noir.
Cataclysm!
[clunking]
How are we going to find them?
Alya's live stream on her blog.
Go ahead.
I'll join you when
my Miraculous is charged up.
Hurry, It'll take both of us
to defeat him.
Hey.
On to the next phase.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
[mummies groan]
Soon, we will be together again,
my Nefertiti, my long lost love.
This'll be a major scoop.
Excuse me, Pharaoh,
but what exactly is going on?
I'm going to carry out the sacred spell,
to bring Nefertiti back.
Oh gotcha.
You mean the spell on the papyrus?
Correct. The 100 mummies
and the offering.
What offering?
To persuade the sun god Ra
to give me back my sweet princess.
I must give a pure soul in return.
Dude, that's hard to come by.
I've already found her.
You look so much like her.
Say what?
[he cackles]
Hold on, Alya.
[she yells]
Oh no, I ran right into
one of those time bubbles.
[slow motion]
I've got to get out of this.
Ladybug, this is Alya.
I'm the sacrificial offering
for the Sun God.
Hold on, Alya.
[slow motion]
I'm nearly there.
[Plagg] Do you really think
this mumbo jumbo with the sun
and mummies is gonna work?
[Plagg burps]
You have no respect.
Your batteries are charged enough.
Plagg, claws out!
Thanks for waiting.
No problem.
We must find the Akuma and free it
before he sacrifices her.
I can't see her or Pharaoh.
Over there.
[Alya struggles]
Hey, back up.
Who's that goddess chick
with black spots on your papyrus?
Ladybug, my sworn enemy.
My nemesis kept me from carrying out
my ritual 5000 years ago,
but she won't stop Nefertiti
from coming back to me this time.
Did you say Ladybug
5000 years ago?
Everyone does have a past
they can learn from.
Well, you don't look a day over 3000.
Now you know why
I'm so much wiser than you.
Oh sacred Ra,
God of the Sun,
I, Pharaoh, offer to thee,
a pure soul,
This sacrifice
for the return of Nefertiti.
I bow to you
and present this gift with my mummies.
We pray to you the safe return
of Princess Nefertiti.
Awaken, Nefertiti!
Awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti!
Awaken!
Awaken Nefertiti.
Ladybug!
We must save her.
If he completes the ritual
Alya will be gone, forever.
What should we do?
Hold back the mummies.
I'll take on the Pharaoh.
Why do I have to deal with them
while you go calmly around the back?
I'm the only one
who can capture his Akuma.
And you're the bravest.
Sure.
I'll just pretend you really think that.
[chanting]
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Awaken, Nefertiti. Awaken.
Hey, you bunch of bandages.
Shall we wrap this up?
Cat Noir!
Seize him!
Is that really as fast as you can go?
[mummies groan]
Wait, this looks like a trap!
Gotcha.
Horus, give me your wings!
[dramatic music]
[bleep]
Peeps, you've just witnessed
another feat from Ladybug.
Thanks for saving me.
Oh, you're welcome,
but it's not over yet, not until
Not until Ladybug destroys
the pendant with the Akuma,
and turns everything back to normal.
I pay attention.
[she gasps]
The pendant Good eye.
[Ayla screams]
[he roars]
[sigh of relief]
Way to go, Ladybug!
No!
You're not going to win
this time, Ladybug!
Help me, Ladybug!
Crush that insect!
[Alya yells]
What the
Cat Noir, this way.
[Cat Noir giggles]
We have to save Alya before
she reaches the circle of darkness.
[Pharaoh] You won't stop me
from bringing Nefertiti back.
I'll finish you.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
Horus, give me your wings!
[yelling]
[Pharaoh cackles]
[Ladybug screams]
Cat Noir, the pendant.
That's where the Akuma is.
Sekhmet, give me your strength!
[yelling]
It's over.
Ladybug, save me!
Ra, God of the Sun,
accept this humble offering
and return the princess to me!
Lucky charm!
A Ladybug outfit?
That's our last hope?
[questioning sigh]
This offering isn't good enough
for Nefertiti.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Too late, Ladybug,
the ritual has begun.
Set Alya free
and sacrifice me instead.
Wouldn't that be the sweetest
revenge 5000 years later?
I'm the one who kept
Nefertiti from you all these years.
It's true that you'd make
a much more precious offering
than this mortal.
Horus, give me wings!
Seriously?
Excuse you, but I make
excellent sacrificing material.
Take her Miraculous, the earrings!
You win, Pharaoh.
[he gasps]
You want my Miraculous?
-Go get it.
-Get it!
[tinkling]
A toy?
You tricked me!
No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise!
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
What happened?
Thanks, Ladybug,
but I still gotta ask
how old are you really?
Much older than a high-school
student, that's for sure.
Don't you wanna know
how old I am?
In a sec, it looks like
I'll find out for myself.
[he gasps]
[Alya giggles]
[Alya] Where have you been?
You won't believe this,
I got mummified.
Hope you weren't trying
to swap me for Nefertiti. Creepy.
What? You were almost sacrificed?
Without you, I'd never have found out
that Ladybug's 5000 years old.
Hey, what are friends for?
[Alya] I still don't get it.
Why did she have
a 10th-grade history book?
[hesitantly]
She She probably had to find out
what's been going on
for the past 50 centuries.
You're probably right.
It's tough staying in the loop.
Hey, Ladybug's textbook, it's gone.
[Marinette giggles]
You might have gotten away this time
but I assure you, Ladybug,
someday, wherever you are,
I will have your Miraculous,
and you'll be nothing,
nothing at all!
I don't get it.
I know I'm not 5000 years old.
So who exactly was
that Ladybug in the papyrus?
Kwamis like me and superheroes
like you have always existed.
So that wasn't you
on the papyrus, either?
-What do you think?
-You don't look 5000 years old.
[Tikki chuckles]
Well, I'm not. I'm older than that.
I'm the Kwami who has watched over
every Ladybug since the beginning.
You must have known much less klutzy
Ladybugs than me, right?
Every Ladybug is different.
[sadly]
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Marinette, you are different,
but different as in surprising,
unpredictable and endearing,
and very talented.
-You learn fast.
-Really?
Yes.
[they giggle]
[lively music]