Mission: Yozakura Family (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

1
[keyboard clacking]
BEAUTIFUL PROGRAM
THE MAGIC OF HACKING
[panting]
[video game beeping]
MISSION COMPLETE!
[Shion sighs] I'm done.
I can sleep
for the first time in 80 hours.
[keyboard clacking]
[alert beeping]
EMERGENCY QUES
EVEN
Huh?
-[creature squeaking]
-Damn it!
Just when I thought I was
finally going to get some sleep
[Shion] Who the hell are you?
[girl breathing heavily]
[chuckles softly]
Oh, crap!
Don't think you're not gonna pay for this.
[panting]
Ugh.
Huh?
[Shion] Hey!
Damn, it got away.
[girl sighs]
[giggles softly]
[opening theme playing]
MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY
[door opens]
[Shion breathing heavily]
PLAN 6
BUG
[Taiyo] Oh, Big Sis Shion. Good morn
Wait, are you all right?
[weakly] Good Good morning.
Big Sis Shion,
you pulled another all-nighter?
Yeah. Some weirdo
hacked into the database yesterday.
They seemed to be going through
only Taiyo's personal data.
[Taiyo and Mutsumi] Huh?
Well, not like they got
anything important.
And I updated the security,
so no worries. [yawns]
Still, I wonder how they snuck in
when nobody knows that access code
except for us siblings?
I've got a really bad feeling about this.
But why would they try
to steal your data and nothing else?
Who knows? Whatever the reason,
it's creepy, don't you think?
[Mutsumi] Hmm?
[Taiyo] This way!
[panting]
Can't shake her!
[gasps]
[breath shaking] Oh, how powerful!
Who are you?
[girl gasps softly] Nice to meet you,
Master Taiyo.
I love you.
Now please die!
Huh?
Oh!
What is it, Mutsumi?
[Mutsumi] Those assassination needles
and that line!
Are you, by any chance, Ayaka Kirisaki,
the Manhunter Spy?
The next time you call me
that vulgar name "Manhunter"
I'll stick a thousand needles in your eye!
A spy?
Well, yes. She's famous in a bad way.
She uses her spy techniques
to shadow the men she's infatuated with,
then stabs them to death with needles.
She's a pro at tracking and assassination.
[Taiyo] So she's a crazy, evil stalker
Wait, does that mean
Yes! I fell in love with you
at first sight!
It all started with a video
on the Dark Web!
By now, the whole underworld
has their eyes on you,
rookie of the Yozakura family,
Master Taiyo!
And just the other day,
a certain underworld company
put a $100,000 bounty on your head!
[Taiyo] Huh?
[Ayaka] Now that my beloved Master
Taiyo's achievements have been recognized,
I can't stop my joyous tears from flowing!
[Taiyo] It's not joyous for me at all!
And why use a photo
where I look like I'm about to sneeze?
But it worries me.
-[weapon whips]
-[man screams]
[grunts]
[Ayaka] The bounty is causing
more and more people
to want to kill you for impure reasons.
[Taiyo] What?
[chuckles maniacally] I've got to
make you mine forever
before anyone can steal
even a single hair off your head!
[Taiyo] What are you talking about?
You're terrifying!
I know all about
your hidden charms as well!
That you try not to step on the plants
when you're infiltrating,
that you repair the buildings
damaged in your missions,
and that when you need to take
a free train ride, you buy a ticket later.
[Ayaka] Oh, you're too wonderful!
How do you know all that?
I totally get it.
You're agreeing with her?
[Ayaka] Now, then, Master Taiyo!
Come to me now!
I understand where you're coming from,
but I'm married to Mutsumi.
I can't allow myself to be killed.
Uh?
You would pick
that ugly, wanton woman over me?
She must have brainwashed you.
You poor thing!
Much as I'd like to dispatch her
right this minute,
I can't, because I promised Kyoichiro.
Big Bro?
Yes. There's no way
to target any Yozakura behind his back,
so I went to him on the off chance
that I could negotiate a pass.
And then
Taiyo? Do whatever you want to him.
[Ayaka] As long as I didn't put the
third-born daughter, Mutsumi, in danger,
he agreed to look the other way.
[Taiyo and Mutsumi] That bastard.
[Ayaka] While I was at it, I asked him
if I could peruse Master Taiyo's data
Oh, sure, go ahead and look!
[Ayaka] and he gave me the access code!
[Taiyo and Mutsumi] That scumbag!
[Ayaka] All right, I'll be back later.
Until we meet again, Master Taiyo!
[grunts]
[sighing]
[breathing shakily]
[teacher] Uh, I know this is sudden,
but let me introduce
our new transfer student.
My name is Ayaka Kirisaki.
It's so nice to meet you.
[students] Wow.
[boy] She's really cute!
[teacher] Right, so, Ms. Kirisaki,
take a seat over there.
[Ayaka] All right!
Ugh.
[Ayaka] Oh!
[teacher] Are you all right, Ms. Kirisaki?
[chuckles sheepishly] Sorry about that.
[Taiyo] And so, my silent battle
with my rabid fan began.
[bell ringing]
[Taiyo gasps]
[boy] There goes the ball!
What the
How do you like how I seasoned it today?
Yeah, it's good.
[breathing heavily]
MATHEMATICS II
Why Why won't you accept
my feelings for you, Master Taiyo?
No you need to keep fighting, Ayaka.
As long as you don't give up,
surely he'll know how you feel!
[Ayaka] Needle Dolls!
What did you do?
I've injected them
with a mind control poison.
It numbs their sense of self right away,
turning them into my faithful servants.
[gasps]
All right, everyone! Subdue Master Taiyo!
[growling]
[Taiyo] Don't drag everyone into this!
[Ayaka] Why shouldn't I?
After all
this whole world exists
for you and me, Master Taiyo!
[Mutsumi] Come on, that's enough!
Undo what you did to them right now!
[chuckles] Oh, so futile.
Why don't you get out of the way?
Screw you, Needle Girl!
Damn you, getting in my way.
Knock it off!
[man screaming]
[Taiyo] Are you okay?
[Mutsumi] I'm all right.
It just grazed me.
Why?
Huh?
Because it made me happy that someone else
could see how great Taiyo is.
Though you do go about it
in kind of an outrageous way.
[Ayaka gasps]
[gentle music playing]
[Ayaka] So this is true love.
I love you!
[Taiyo and Mutsumi] Huh?
[giggles] Lady Mutsumi, now! Now!
All right!
Say, "Ahh!"
Ahh!
Oh, how divine it tastes!
I wish I could turn into an ice cream cone
and get eaten by you!
What are you talking about?
Mutsumi, how can you take that?
Well, if I just think of her
as a mini-Big Bro
Anyway, weren't you in love with Taiyo?
Of course!
That's why I want to kill
my beloved Master Taiyo
and live happily ever after
with my beloved Lady Mutsumi
Wait. Uh
[cell phone vibrates]
Huh?
SHION
AUDIO
[Taiyo] Big Sis Shion?
MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY
MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY
The inaugural brand-new
Shion's Game Room, Taiyo Edition
Clap, clap!
Huh? What's happening here?
Taiyo, you've been ensnared at last.
Big Sis Shion is always
grabbing someone to play with her.
Last week, didn't Big Bro Shinzo collapse
after staying up five nights in a row?
[Taiyo] Seriously?
VICTORY
You can count on me to back you up!
[Goliath] Gol!
Is my life in danger?
Don't worry. We're just doing
a trial run today, so it's no big deal.
All right, let the game begin.
[video game beeping]
[Taiyo] This seems kind of fishy.
[Shion] The rules are simple.
When an enemy shows up
[Taiyo] I've seen that face before!
[Shion] you defeat it and keep going.
[Taiyo] It's more graphic
than it needs to be.
-[Shion] Got it?
-[Taiyo] Uh, yes!
[Shion] Okay, then let's go!
[smack]
[Taiyo grunts]
[Shion] All right,
we're taking on the boss next.
[Taiyo] Huh? Already?
[Shion] We've got to stop
this bastard eldest son train.
[Taiyo] The design's so creepy!
If we lose, you'll get to see
a super-realistic runover death scene.
[Taiyo] That I don't want to see!
[rumbling] [beep]
-All right, we cleared it.
-[Mutsumi cheering]
[Taiyo] That wasn't satisfying at all.
Why are we doing this?
[female reporter] The runaway train
has just come to a halt!
Huh?
Repeat, the runaway train
has come to a sudden halt!
However, the reason it stopped
is yet to be determined.
RUNAWAY TRAIN STOPPED
[Taiyo] No way
[Shion] Yep, that's the story.
I hack into the system of my target,
convert it into a game of my own making,
and clear it.
That's how I get my work done.
A game with no saves or resets
how thrilling is that?
[Shion] So anyway,
I had you come here today
to help me with an assignment
that would be a hassle for me alone.
Some idiots who don't know
how to protest properly
are about to crash this
into a thermal power plant.
Today's mission is to thwart them.
[Taiyo] What?!
All right! Let's get started!
Huh? Hold up
-Good luck!
-[Goliath growls softly]
[thrilling instrumental music playing]
[Shion] If we defeat that thing before
it invades this area, we'll beat the game.
[Taiyo] Understood.
[Shion] This item will revive you
just once.
I only have the one, so you hold on to it,
just in case.
[Taiyo] Thanks.
[Shion] Okay, let's go!
[Taiyo straining]
Damn! What is this place?
So complicated
You're a sucky gamer, you know.
A spy needs to have
this kind of precision
Hey, I got through.
What?
[Shion] Noclip mode?!
[Shion] Invincible mode?!
Hey, you!
Using glitches is what cowards do!
[Taiyo] I think I've made her mad.
Look out! It's close now!
[Shion] I'll show you how it's done.
This is a real gamer's technique!
The thing about security
is the more layers you pile on,
the thicker the wall gets.
But the more dense and complex the wall,
the more vulnerable it is
to security holes!
[both] Huh?
[chittering]
What the
[Shion] Damn. So they had a trump card
that not even the government knew about!
Okay, now that's too much for even me.
No way around it. I didn't want
to use it because of where it is,
but with Shinzo's interception system
I feel like there's still a way
Huh?
[whimsical music playing]
[Shion] We just revived the system
that we'd destroyed by force,
using your glitch.
If anything interrupts the input for
even a second, it'll come crashing down.
Seriously, reviving the enemy
with a revival item so we can use it
is one crude tactic.
But, hey, I don't hate it.
Oh, crap.
Nice one.
Wait! It's that person!
Someone you know?
No, no, it's the one who was rifling
through your data yesterday!
Back for more, huh?
[Taiyo and Mutsumi] It's Ayaka.
HACKING TECHNIQUES
PROGRAMMING EXPLAINED
This time, I'm taking all of
Master Taiyo's rare data for sure.
And if I get a chance, I'll help myself to
some lovely photos of Lady Mutsumi, too!
Huh? Looks like I strayed
into someplace weird.
Wait, what's going on?
[Shion] Not sure what's happening,
but let's push through now!
[Taiyo] Right!
[groaning]
[video game beeps]
[whirring]
[Taiyo panting]
[exhales] It's over.
Good job!
[chuckles softly]
[exhales]
I have no clue what just went down,
but thank goodness it's over now.
-[beep]
-What?
[screams]
[sighs]
Thanks for your hard work!
Hey, good job.
Jeez, I can't believe
you came up with that insane plan.
You know what,
your brain must be glitching, too.
Is that a compliment?
But listen, I'm going to show you
that you can't get far in games
on just glitches and cheats!
I'm not letting you out of this room
until you've cleared all of these!
[Taiyo] Huh?
No way.
-[rooster crows]
-It turned out to be
-[groaning]
-a three-night stretch.
CONTINUE
[ending theme playing]
NEXT TIME
GOVERNMENT SPIES