Mr. Plankton (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

1
You're very handsome.
- On every blind date, I turn into a dog.
- You're my type.
- Yes, a dog.
- Not that looks matter to me.
Like the dog in Pavlov's experiment,
trained to drool when a bell rings.
- Exactly like that.
- I want three kids.
- Sorry. Here's a wet wipe.
- Let me…
Man, it's cold!
- Oh dear.
- It's hot!
Oh no, I…
Seriously?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
- For heaven's…
- Women who look like my mother.
Don't you pout.
Whenever I meet them,
I feel like a scared puppy facing a tiger.
I whimper like a dog
instead of roaring like a tiger,
and I really hate myself for it.
Tell me about it!
What can I do? I'd love a baby girl…
Aren't you hungry?
The rice cakes are great.
Try the honey cookies too.
These are a gift from my father to you.
They're really good for men's health.
I don't know where my mother finds
all these women who are just like her.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Here, drink up. There's a good boy!
How about a weekend stay at a hotel?
I have free vouchers!
Why can't I just say I don’t want this?
Because…
31ST BROTH CONTES
- Are you making broth?
- Yes.
You're using the wrong knife!
Because
my mother is…
What on earth is that?
…simply terrifying.
Get out of my kitchen!
So many people
have been kicked out like worthless dogs
after crossing my mother.
How dare she use a flavor enhancer?
Still, you've got to admire her courage.
That's how I learned that…
What a moron.
…crawling like a dog
would actually make my life easier
than crossing her.
After all,
it’s best to let sleeping dogs lie.
Then I met her.
The student who was kicked out.
- My dear Jae-mi.
- Excuse me.
Here.
Sorry?
Yes, five birds.
Five birds!
We just opened.
HEUNG ORIENTAL MEDICAL CLINIC
No way.
I was just about to cry.
At first,
I liked how she tried
to put on a brave face.
Here's a fresh one.
Would you like a candy?
The cinnamon is too spicy!
I've got other flavors.
What's all this?
I was happy I could do something for her.
I also have this.
I loved how she smiled
at even the smallest things.
How do you even eat this?
One, two, three.
Hang on. One, two, three.
Ta-da!
This looks amazing.
I'm sorry.
Don't be. It looks great. I like these.
It's good.
- It is?
- Delicious.
Everything was fun when I was with her.
The joy she brought gave me confidence.
In those moments,
I finally felt like a tiger, not a dog.
That’s the first time I felt the urge
to be strong like a tiger
so I could protect the person I loved.
When I told her
I'd protect her for the rest of her life,
she said,
"Empty promises mean nothing."
So I wasted no time
in putting a ring on her finger.
Perfect fit.
You have no idea
how beautifully she smiled at me.
She said she'd wait for me.
MR. PLANKTON
Man, looks like it's gonna pour down.
- We should head inside--
- You son of a bitch!
Listen, I…
Thank God.
It's okay.
I found you. Everything's okay now.
I'm so sorry.
Don't say that.
Let me see. Are you okay?
Look at all those scratches.
- What happened to you?
- What?
Did you tumble down a mountain?
Not exactly.
You didn't go up there, did you?
To the cabin? Really?
Of course. How could I not go?
Why? Why would you do that for me?
What do you mean?
Why would you recklessly follow me
and put yourself through all of that?
- That's--
- Don't you have better things to do?
I told you over the phone!
I couldn't find my way back to you!
- I--
- You should've given up!
I couldn't.
Why would you do this for me?
I'm nothing special.
Don't say that!
You're more than special. You're a jewel.
My family. My family jewels!
I mean…
Not "family jewels" as in…
Not these ones.
Was that a little laugh I heard?
How about a big, hearty one?
It'll make me feel better.
It’s all fine now.
It's all good.
It's all over now, so let's go home.
Let's go home
and get some long-overdue sleep.
- Put this all behind us--
- Hey! Run!
- Get him!
- Run! Fuck!
- Fuck!
- Stop right there!
Stop, you bastard!
Run! Come on!
- Come on, let's go!
- What? Oh, shit!
- Be careful.
- Damn.
- Fuck!
- Stop right there!
You idiots! Move faster!
Wait! Okay, come on!
What the hell?
- Go on, Jae-mi.
- Damn it.
- Jae-mi, this way.
- Oh shit!
Over there! To the right!
Get them! Catch them!
Run faster!
Come on, let's go!
- Hurry, we need to run!
- This way. Come on.
- Shit.
- To the right!
Get him!
Get him!
- You have the keys?
- I just stole them.
- What?
- The rope! Untie the rope!
Yes, untie it!
Goddamn it.
- Damn it!
- Hurry!
Damn it.
Hey, I got it!
Almost done.
Where do you think you're going?
- Watch out!
- What?
- What the fuck?
- He caught it?
Why does that asshole in leather
keep showing up?
Go get him!
Mr. John Na.
Hey! The rope up front!
- Up front!
- Heung, up front!
Fucking asshole!
- We've got to go now! They're coming!
- Fuck!
Fuck!
Hurry up! Come on!
Chop it!
Just fucking chop it with the axe!
Damn it!
Fucking hell.
I'm so fucking screwed.
Where are the bastards?
You motherfucker!
Don't come any closer! No!
Push him, goddammit!
Fuck!
You fucking bastard! Goddamn--
Get off him!
- Fucking bitch.
- Fuck!
Motherfucker!
You fucking bastard.
You fucking…
- Heung, hurry up! Come on!
- Hurry!
- I got it!
- Heung! Yes! Come on!
I got it! Wait, Jae-mi!
Heung! Get on the boat!
Jae-mi!
Heung, get on the boat!
You asshole! Turn the boat around now!
Heung!
- Wait for me!
- Heung!
- Jae-mi!
- Heung!
- Jae-mi!
- Heung!
Take me with you, Jae-mi!
- Heung!
- Jae-mi!
Heung!
Jae-mi,
we can finally consummate our marriage
as husband and wife.
No need to hold back anymore.
Oh, boy.
All right, then.
Time to roar!
Roar.
It's so soft.
Jae-mi.
Close your eyes, honey.
I feel shy.
Roar.
Roar.
Heung!
Where are w--
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Well, let's go see
what's on that side over there.
What? But…
Watch your step.
Oh, fuck.
Where is everyone?
We need to borrow a phone.
Listen, we should…
We should what?
Well,
we're supposed to be
on our honeymoon right now.
How about we pretend we're in Hawaii
staying at a resort for a few days?
No.
Right. There's no place like home.
Let's just go--
I can't go with you.
I'm sorry. The truth is--
- Jae-mi, stop.
- The truth is, I--
Hey, look.
What's that?
It's…
Where's your other shoe?
It got washed away, I guess.
Why didn’t you say anything?
You could easily get hurt here.
Sit down. Let me see.
Take this off.
You'll hurt your feet
in cheap shoes like these.
They say good shoes
take you to good places.
No wonder you've had a rough journey,
wearing those.
I had to scour the whole country
to find a pair in your size.
Are they comfortable?
Thank you.
For keeping your promise.
That you'd come find me
if I ever ran away.
So promise me
that you'll never let go of my hand.
You kept your promise,
but I couldn't keep mine.
I'm sorry.
- The truth is--
- I…
I don't want to know.
I need to tell you.
No, you don't.
- I--
- I'm not listening.
I can't give you children.
I have premature menopause.
I tried to keep it a secret
and marry you anyway.
Menopause?
I should’ve ended it when I was diagnosed.
Menopause?
So then,
the whole thing was
about menopause and not that jerk?
That's all? Just menopause?
"Just"?
You're telling me
you couldn't come back to me
because of some stupid menopause, right?
- "Stupid"?
- Oh my God! Are you serious?
You scared the hell out of me!
You're a little devil!
Oh, man!
But what about your family?
The 500-year lineage--
I'll just tell them I'm infertile.
Who cares about the family line?
I'd never lose you over that.
But your mother--
Seriously?
I don't care about my mother or the clan
as long as we are happy together.
Just the two of us.
The three of us.
- Where did you come from?
- I've been here the whole time.
Hey there!
I guess you've been following us around
like a puppy dog.
That's adorable.
I didn't. You two just walked in a circle.
We haven't even been walking
for that long.
Look.
I swam from there last night,
dragging the two of you by your hair.
There's no one around and no phone signal.
You can walk around
the whole place in ten minutes.
This is a tiny, deserted island.
No way.
And that means
the three of us are stuck here
until somebody comes to rescue--
No, that can't be.
A deserted island?
No!
No!
The number you have dialed
is currently unavailable. Please leave…
What is it?
Is Heung not answering his phone again?
Old sayings are never wrong.
"Out of sight, out of mind."
And it's true.
He stays out for days,
and now doesn't care about
his mother or family anymore.
This is why
you must keep your children close.
I bet they'd just love that.
The number you have dialed is…
How odd.
Your go-to is not answering either?
It's not like him
to be unreachable for so long.
You know what?
I see what's happening here.
What would that be?
- Sonjeol.
- "Sonjeol"?
Sonjeol.
SONJEOL 1. THE CESSATION OF A FAMILY LINE
2. (SLANG) THE SEVERANCE OF A RELATIONSHIP
"The end of the family line"?!
That would be a disaster!
Our clan cannot end here!
Oh, ancestors, don't let this happen!
This cannot be what it means!
You switched shoes just like that, huh?
What?
I'm just happy for you.
He's fine with the menopause.
You can just march back into his palace,
hand in hand.
There's no reason not to.
Yet when I asked you to leave,
you refused.
So why did you tell me to go?
Was it to send me out of harm's way
so you could die
fighting those thugs alone?
Hey. Speaking of which,
why are they after you anyway?
Where do I begin? All right.
Hey, I really don't get it.
Why are you chasing after me?
- 'Cause I fucking missed ya.
- I thought Kkari told you.
That woman hired me to kidnap her.
That's all, I swear.
- That's all?
- Yes.
- Is that so?
- What the fuck else could have happened?
She cracked his safe
and ran off with the money.
She played us.
So, just run.
Damn.
I like that gaze.
How about you come with me?
Fuck. She threw me under the bus too?
Clever bitch.
Fuck, I should've left with her.
"Left with her"? You motherfucker.
- I'll make you leave this world now.
- Wait.
What would you gain by killing me?
- My face.
- What?
His face. You know, his face.
His mug, his grill.
You know, as in "face."
So you're saying you want to kill me
just so you can save face?
That seems pretty fucking unfair.
Hey, I've got a fake tooth
and a prosthesis here.
You gave me this new face
in front of 300 guests,
you bastard.
I brought all my boys out here
to kill you,
so if I don't,
what face do I have left to save at all?
So this shit won't end unless I die?
Exactly.
There's no stopping me now.
I was prepared to hunt you down
to the ends of the earth to kill you.
You're mine now, Hae Jo.
- You want me?
- Yes.
- Where are you going?
- Fuck.
That son of a bitch. Get him!
Hey! Run!
Run! Fuck!
- Heung!
- Jae-mi!
Man, what a total nutjob!
Right? He's a total psycho.
- Yes.
- You think so too, right?
Yes. You crazy asshole!
Are you trying to get stabbed to death?
- Hey.
- Is kidnapping a joke to you?
- No, wait.
- Hey.
- You kidnap random women and wreck lives!
- That hurts.
What did I do?
- Damn it! Hey!
- Hey.
- Wait, the sand is hot!
- What? You scared me!
It really is under ten minutes.
You've already kidnapped two women.
I think you're jealous.
Jealous, my ass!
- She's jealous!
- I am not!
- Whatever.
- You're a criminal!
So are you! This is assault.
- This doesn't hurt!
- It does.
Like hell it does.
All right, I'm sorry.
I'll never kidnap anyone else.
You're such a pain!
Take me back home first
before you kidnap anyone else.
ROCK-BOTTOM MOTEL
Members of a Seoul-based gang
were apprehended at Busan Port last night
following a violent brawl.
The Busan Metropolitan Police,
acting on an anonymous tip,
arrested most of them at the scene.
They are now focusing their efforts
on locating Wang,
the leader of the Prince Gang.
The authorities are urging the public
to come forward with any information.
So you don't know where they are
or whether they're alive or not?
All right, I see. I'll look into it.
What about you?
Are you all right?
Take good care of yourself.
Oh, jeez.
Damn it.
Let me make this clear
so you won't think that I've forgiven you.
When everyone's survival is at risk,
you can't have a fair fight
and determine the winner.
So you're saying
we should form a temporary alliance
before we all end up starving to death.
- That's right.
- Sounds like fun.
What? Fun?
"A woman on a deserted island
with her current boyfriend and her ex."
"Who will she choose?"
It sounds like a Netflix show.
Ex?
You didn't know?
Well, it's…
Of course I didn't know!
But why should I?
Your relationship ended a long time ago.
There's a saying that goes,
"Don't look back at a broken steamer."
And it's true. You shouldn't. Why?
Because it doesn't work anymore, right?
It's long gone.
There!
What a sneaky little fish.
It's just menopause.
Stupid menopause.
Why was I so worried about it
like an idiot?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What? Are you going to kill me?
Yeah.
No, why should I?
You two broke up.
You jerk!
You're nothing but a thug!
Get out of here.
Die. I'm going to kill you.
You bastard!
You sure you're okay?
With her menopause.
She was so upset.
It was like her life was over.
Does it really mean nothing to you?
How's that any of your business?
By the way, you knew about her condition?
Yes. I was at the hospital with her.
Oh, and I overheard you earlier,
saying something like,
"Just the two of us is enough."
Jae-mi wouldn't like that.
Just two people relying on each other.
She only wants to marry to have a family.
Why on earth would you want
to throw away your big family advantage?
You're either dumb
or you really don't know Jae-mi.
Hey.
Damn you!
You…
Fuck. Come here.
Come here!
Hey! Let go! Fuck!
I'm gonna…
- You idiots!
- You little…
Goddammit.
I told you to catch fish,
not beat each other up.
I can't believe how childish you both are.
We could be stuck
on this tiny-ass island forever
or starve to death soon,
and there you are fighting like kids.
For God's sake.
Can't you see
we're in the middle of a crisis here!
While I'm running around looking for food,
you guys waste your energy on fighting?
But he's the one…
- What?
- Never mind.
You're as bad as each other.
- Not true.
- No, we're not.
- Shoot.
- What?
You're just amazing, Jae-mi.
You can build a fire, catch octopuses,
and find fresh water. Is there…
Come here. Is there anything you can't do?
Cook, save, clean,
control herself, and know when to stop.
Shut up and eat.
How can I eat if I shut my mouth?
Like this?
What's wrong with you?
It's hot. Let me do it.
I got it. This side isn't so hot.
That's it. There you go.
It's hot.
- Hey, give me one too.
- That's good.
- You think they're gross.
- Not when they're cooked. Come on.
Give me--
That's all I'm giving you!
Damn.
Hey. What are we going to eat tomorrow?
Never mind that.
How are we gonna get out of here?
We aren't. No one’s coming for us.
- I have someone who is.
- True, except he's right here.
You've got someone too. That thug.
Right. That's true.
Chil-seong! I'm over here!
Come get me!
Where's that bastard when you need him?
Jae-mi, don't worry.
My mother will do whatever it takes to--
Exactly.
She and I would be totally screwed
if you weren't here.
We'd have died on this island
without anyone knowing.
I know it is sad, but it's so funny.
There's only one person in the world
who'd come looking for me.
- And he's right here.
- And he's here.
My stomach! It hurts.
Mine hurts too.
Seriously.
- Hey!
- What?
Come with me.
Come with me!
What the…
Keep going!
Wait, where are we going?
What are we doing here?
You want to go for round two?
Fine. Bring it on then.
First in the water and now on land?
What's that move?
You've gotta be kidding.
Goddammit.
Fucking hell.
Did you really drag me all the way up here
to watch you take a shit?
Yeah, because I didn’t trust you
alone with my Jae-mi.
The jealousy is making your stomach turn.
It's the mussels.
- The mussels?
- I'm a Lesser Yin body type.
Things like mussels and oysters
upset my stomach.
Then why eat it?
Because Jae-mi gave it to me. Why else?
You'd eat shit for her?
And he loves me more than I deserve.
He's not scared of commitment.
That's why I chose him.
That's what love is to me.
To support and cherish no matter what.
And I know I can do that.
You can trust me.
Commitment?
Damn it. I knew that jerk would be gone.
What's he planning to do
to my Jae-mi now? Hey!
What? Hey, what the…
Hey, are you okay?
Stay with me. Hey.
Hae Jo. Chae Seung-hyeok.
Stay with me, Seung-hyeok!
Hang on.
Seung-hyeok, stay with me, okay?
Seung-hyeok!
Daddy's here! Over here, son!
- Come to Daddy!
- No, come to Mommy!
- Here! Are you coming to Daddy?
- Come to Mommy!
Come to Daddy!
Yes! Daddy's here!
Okay, here.
Hang on.
All right.
What's taking them so long?
Are they fighting again?
Goodness.
Doctor.
How long have I got left?
About 50 years?
I’ve cursed you so much,
maybe you’ll last another 500 years.
You must be a quack.
The others said I had three months tops.
Three months?
Does that mean there's no cure?
Let's see. What did they say again?
They took pictures of my brain.
My vessels are all messed up,
so they said the blood will start to clot,
and my head will blow up soon.
Apparently, it's genetic.
They gave me about three months.
I don't believe this.
That can't be.
What? Wait. Are you crying?
Man…
- Are you worried about me?
- You damn scumbag!
You've been dragging Jae-mi around
knowing that you're dying?
What if you had suddenly dropped dead?
How do you expect her
to handle that kind of trauma?
And what about me?
I'd have to watch her suffer,
unable to do anything!
Ever thought about that,
you irresponsible jackass?
Bro.
- Can I call you bro?
- No, you cannot.
Let's set some boundaries.
I was just bored, okay?
I hit the road without a plan
to find my birth father before I died.
And before I knew it,
I was on my way to see Jae-mi.
She was always such fun to be with.
It ends here. That's all you're getting.
No, I want her around a little longer.
Bro!
Just three days.
One day for each remaining candidate.
Fine, two days!
That's the best I can do, okay?
You heard me!
HOUSE OF OHJUK
I, Bum Ho-ja,
wife of the 17th-generation heir
of the Pungyeong Eo clan,
humbly beseech you, Father.
Please bestow your abundant grace
upon my son Eo Heung,
the clan's 18th-generation heir
and the fifth sole male heir,
as well as his unborn child.
Please protect them from harm
and ensure their safe return home.
NO SIGNAL
Mother.
MOTHER
CALL ME BACK RIGHT NOW
What the…
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
You've got to be kidding me!
Why the hell did you do that?
Seriously?
- Sorry, bro.
- God!
Hey!
Come on. I think I've found a way out.
- What way?
- Come with me.
- Where are we going?
- You'll see.
You don't have a plan, do you?
You're always like that.
It's always,
"Let’s just go and see what happens."
What matters is you're going somewhere,
not where you're going.
I've got two working legs, a road ahead,
and I'm still alive.
So let's just go. What's the problem?
- Come on.
- No! I'm not going.
Not without Heung.
Go by yourself.
Seriously?
Yes.
I won't ask you again.
You really aren't coming?
Fine, suit yourself. I’m going ahead.
Who's here with Ms. Jo Jae-mi?
Yes! Me! I'm here.
Hey! What the…
What happened?
I had a fever.
- A fever?
- Yes.
What is it?
You're okay now. It's okay.
Excuse me.
I'm here for Jo Jae-mi.
She was just brought in. About this tall--
He's here for me. Hae Jo!
Hey! What happened to your face?
- Who is he?
- Who's that?
- Just apologize. "I'm sorry."
- For what?
- "I'm sorry."
- I'm not!
Just do it! Okay?
My kid got sick from the snack you made.
What are you going to do about it?
It's the same story
every time I serve broccoli.
So what are you saying?
Are you calling my child a liar?
Just lower your head
and apologize for once!
- Ma'am, I'm sorry.
- Hey! Don't do it.
- Hey, lady.
- Me? What?
My girl doesn't lie.
- Oh my.
- Let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
You didn't have to--
Surprise!
- Damn you.
- What the fuck?
You fucking bastard.
Hey, how amazing am I?
I came all this way for you, kiddo!
I'm impressed.
You're the only person
who'd ever come looking for me, honey.
You're the only one I want, motherfucker.
- Come.
- Thanks, shithead.
Son of a bitch.
You fucking bastard.
Fucking asshole!
Fuck you!
- You fucking bastard!
- No!
No, don't!
You…
Fuck.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking asshole.
Is that all you’ve got?
You goddamn son of a bitch.
You pathetic bastard.
Hey, this is finally over.
Goodbye, motherfucker.
Sayonara.
Hey.
That hurt, you fucking bitch.
Don't call her that.
Shit. Hey!
- Damn, you almost got killed!
- Are you okay?
- You're bleeding.
- Shit!
Are you okay?
Hey!
Fuck.
He’s one relentless bastard.
Goddammit. He's even worse than me.
You're just as bad.
Jae-mi.
Jae-mi?
Jae-mi, are you all right?
Jae-mi, wake up.
Jae-mi! Hold on!
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
- Jae-mi.
- Oh, fuck.
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Subtitle translation by: Ahreum Woo