Mum Bhai (2020) s01e06 Episode Script
Kal noto se bhari gaadi aaj puri plate khali
[Title Montage]
[Narrator] The difference
between Sawant and Dinkar was
Sawant wanted to save his a,
and Dinkar wanted to
screw Bhaskar's a.
He left no stone unturned.
Do you have a smoke?
Do you think this is a paan stall?
I heard you can fix
anything in this jail.
Don't know about everything.
But I can fix you.
You'll know in a few days.
Who fixes whom.
You are at the wrong place son.
Move it.
I am at the right place.
Do you remember Vithal?
I am his brother.
Vishnu.
So, remember,
my brother is waiting to meet you.
Do you see this hand?
A palmist had predicted
"The life that you
have lived, Bhaskar
You will ascend to a place
worse than hell."
So, I won't be able
to meet your brother.
Let me know if you want to meet him.
I will help.
Do you know why you have
been brought to this jail?
He had shot him here, in his head.
[Karekar] Whatever
help you need here
Dinkar is here.
Do you know what you have to do?
You can sleep peacefully at home.
[Vishnu] Nobody is as
desperate as me to do this work.
Finish the job
Save your filmy dialogues
for later. Okay?
Go.
[Narrator] Karekar did not want
Bhaskar to even have a coffin.
But there was a time,
when Bhaskar wore
the costliest clothes
from the elite stores of Mumbai.
Our ancestors always said
that you should cut your
dress according to your clothes.
Bhaskar would say,
wrap the ancestors in
a blanket and smash them.
Money, glamour, publicity
the success which would
take years to achieve
Bhaskar had achieved
it in a few hours.
[Brijesh] Interviews
can be done later.
Welcome, sir. Greetings.
Please come.
[Narrator] And his close associates
were getting absolutely nothing.
Carry on, carry on.
[Brijesh] He is our main lead.
Congratulations.
Looking good.
[Brijesh] Just a minute.
[Trunk door opens]
[Brijesh] I am not the only
one who needs your protection.
Akhil Kapoor too
needs your protection.
The whole film
industry is on my side.
Partner.
How long will it take to double?
The time is yours.
Whenever you wish.
I like your car.
Then it is yours. Take it.
Take it.
[Narrator] What is the
use of an expensive watch
if time is going to screw you up?
A car full of cash.
And today an empty plate.
Hey, serve him chapati.
Hey, what's all this?
Why are you not serving him food?
[Dinkar] Motherfker.
You got your food, right?
Go away!
Hey, Bhaskar.
[Vishnu] You have
had many fake encounters.
Today you'll eat fake food. Okay?
[Dinkar] Hey, Bhaskar.
Pick up your plate.
Sit there and eat your food.
Or else my boys will
forcefully stuff it.
[Dinkar] Motherfker.
[Narrator] So far,
Bhaskar was screwing everyone.
And today,
everyone was screwing Bhaskar.
[Moaning]
[Narrator] A man's heart
is in the right place.
But his brain is
between his two legs.
Remember earlier,
you could not raise yourself.
And now you can raise
the whole neighbourhood.
Did you speak to
the producer about me?
At the right time.
I thought you want another round.
What happened?
Tired?
It is my wedding today.
I don't want to be late.
Congratulations.
[Narrator] If he wasn't
loyal to his, wife to be.
Then the others were unaccountable.
[Rama] Will you serve food in this?
From where did you
get these flowers?
Finally, you are here.
Where were you?
Anna
What?
Did you have to go to Ranjana today?
How did you come to know?
Fker, have I smelt her,
only on your shirt?
[Rama] Before Vaishnavi smells it,
hurry up and shower.
Ahole.
[Narrator] Bhaskar had a car,
bungalow, bank balance.
And also a mother.
[Mouthing]
[Narrator] People get lucky.
But Bhaskar had a Midas touch.
But if you become greedy
If you ever need anything,
the doors of my
house are always open.
-Thank you, sir.
-[Home Minister] And if I am not there.
Chauhan sir will also be available.
[HM Chavan] Of course, sir.
Make a drink for me.
It broke.
[Rama] The lens.
Yours is a good one.
A double shot for me.
Hope you have saved something
for your kids, after you die.
Haven't thought about it yet.
I meet death almost every day.
So why get worried?
Have you decided?
Don't think you will be saved
because your friend is a cop.
We both have a common friend.
Gun.
We just have to watch
that when the time comes,
is it loyal to you or me?
To life. Cheers.
For your left-over life.
[Bhaskar] You took
very little Biryani.
[Anamma] That's it.
-Enough Bhaskar.
-Tandoori Murg.
-[Anamma] Enough, Bhaskar.
-[Karekar] Begam
Paneer Begam Bahar.
Very royal. Wow.
Karekar sir, did you eat?
Royal food.
How did you manage so
much with your salary?
[Anamma] Bhaskar, it
is my time to eat medicines.
Are you eating?
You go, sit, I will join you.
It is all my mother's savings.
My wife too earns more than me.
Bhaskar you are flying too high.
Listen to me very
carefully and understand.
[Karekar] The wind
won't always be the same.
[Gunshot]
Fk.
The ones who licked my a,
have screwed me.
They can't do anything,
till the case is on.
Except shoot you.
Wedding gift.
[Shirodkar] Two
first-class tickets for Dubai.
Fancy honeymoon suite.
Do you know what Karekar sir,
told me inside?
Don't soar high.
You want me to fly high?
To prove his honesty,
he travels in a wrecked police jeep.
[Shirodkar] You have an Impala.
You are not doing bad for yourself.
Let me tell you something,
note it down.
The more Karekar is jealous
the more successful you are.
[Bhaskar] Let me rest,
will take you out for dinner.
Bhaskar, I am visiting
Dubai for the first time.
I want to see it.
[Bhaskar] As if
I have visited often.
So, get up then. Come on, get up.
[Music playing]
[Applause]
[Cheers]
[Door bell ringing]
[Footsteps]
[Door opens]
-Good evening.
-[Vaishnavi] Good evening.
-May I come in?
-[Vaishnavi] Yes, please.
A special invite for you.
[Man 1] There is a Bollywood party.
-[Vaishnavi] Bollywood party?
-[Man 1] Dubai Creek.
[Man 1] Akhil Kapoor and Anshika.
-[Vaishnavi] Oh, Anshika and Akhil?
-[Man 1] Yes.
[Vaishnavi] Very nice.
Have a look.
Go ahead.
It's Anshika and Akhil.
We will get back.
-[Vaishanvi] Thank you.
-Enjoy your stay, sir.
[Vaishnavi] Thank you.
[Door opens]
Let's go.
Akhil and Anshika are there.
I don't want to party.
Come, we will have fun.
You will tell me
to wear a suit, dress formally.
I won't.
Wear whatever you want to wear.
-[Bhaskar] I will wear a shirt
and jeans. -[Vaishnavi] Done.
[Footsteps]
[Mouthing]
[Applause]
Congratulations on your wedding.
[Zaheer] Good to see you here.
So, it is you.
Bollywood party
It is all your doing.
Nice to meet you.
Sis-in-law, please enjoy.
Akhil.
Let's talk about business.
Please.
You must be tired
sight-seeing the whole day.
Should I order some food for you?
I should be scared of you, right?
You followed me.
Invited me to such
a lavish party.
Have you seen a bigger
fker than yourself?
Bhaskar.
This is not Mumbai.
Exactly.
You are lucky.
If it was Mumbai, they would
be scrutinizing your dead body.
So, tell me,
why have you called me here?
Tell me your price.
How much does Pujari give you?
I will give you thrice.
Work for me.
[Chuckles]
Finally, you showed
me your true colours.
Before becoming a don
were you a pimp
at the red light area?
How can you rate me?
I can sell 10 like you.
Even your ATS department?
What do you mean?
There is going to be an
encounter within a few hours.
Whose?
[Zaheer] Your friend.
If you don't reach on time
The ATS is going to screw him up.
Remember
if he survives
it will not be because of you,
but because of me.
Remember that.
Dock the boat. Vaishnavi.
[Narrator] Zaheer
had to walk with crutches.
But didn't have
the hands to hold it.
He thought with the
help of Bhaskar
by winning his trust,
he'll be in the game.
But somebody else was
playing games with Bhaskar.
But who was he
who made sure Bhaskar lands in jail?
[Theme music playing]
[Narrator] The difference
between Sawant and Dinkar was
Sawant wanted to save his a,
and Dinkar wanted to
screw Bhaskar's a.
He left no stone unturned.
Do you have a smoke?
Do you think this is a paan stall?
I heard you can fix
anything in this jail.
Don't know about everything.
But I can fix you.
You'll know in a few days.
Who fixes whom.
You are at the wrong place son.
Move it.
I am at the right place.
Do you remember Vithal?
I am his brother.
Vishnu.
So, remember,
my brother is waiting to meet you.
Do you see this hand?
A palmist had predicted
"The life that you
have lived, Bhaskar
You will ascend to a place
worse than hell."
So, I won't be able
to meet your brother.
Let me know if you want to meet him.
I will help.
Do you know why you have
been brought to this jail?
He had shot him here, in his head.
[Karekar] Whatever
help you need here
Dinkar is here.
Do you know what you have to do?
You can sleep peacefully at home.
[Vishnu] Nobody is as
desperate as me to do this work.
Finish the job
Save your filmy dialogues
for later. Okay?
Go.
[Narrator] Karekar did not want
Bhaskar to even have a coffin.
But there was a time,
when Bhaskar wore
the costliest clothes
from the elite stores of Mumbai.
Our ancestors always said
that you should cut your
dress according to your clothes.
Bhaskar would say,
wrap the ancestors in
a blanket and smash them.
Money, glamour, publicity
the success which would
take years to achieve
Bhaskar had achieved
it in a few hours.
[Brijesh] Interviews
can be done later.
Welcome, sir. Greetings.
Please come.
[Narrator] And his close associates
were getting absolutely nothing.
Carry on, carry on.
[Brijesh] He is our main lead.
Congratulations.
Looking good.
[Brijesh] Just a minute.
[Trunk door opens]
[Brijesh] I am not the only
one who needs your protection.
Akhil Kapoor too
needs your protection.
The whole film
industry is on my side.
Partner.
How long will it take to double?
The time is yours.
Whenever you wish.
I like your car.
Then it is yours. Take it.
Take it.
[Narrator] What is the
use of an expensive watch
if time is going to screw you up?
A car full of cash.
And today an empty plate.
Hey, serve him chapati.
Hey, what's all this?
Why are you not serving him food?
[Dinkar] Motherfker.
You got your food, right?
Go away!
Hey, Bhaskar.
[Vishnu] You have
had many fake encounters.
Today you'll eat fake food. Okay?
[Dinkar] Hey, Bhaskar.
Pick up your plate.
Sit there and eat your food.
Or else my boys will
forcefully stuff it.
[Dinkar] Motherfker.
[Narrator] So far,
Bhaskar was screwing everyone.
And today,
everyone was screwing Bhaskar.
[Moaning]
[Narrator] A man's heart
is in the right place.
But his brain is
between his two legs.
Remember earlier,
you could not raise yourself.
And now you can raise
the whole neighbourhood.
Did you speak to
the producer about me?
At the right time.
I thought you want another round.
What happened?
Tired?
It is my wedding today.
I don't want to be late.
Congratulations.
[Narrator] If he wasn't
loyal to his, wife to be.
Then the others were unaccountable.
[Rama] Will you serve food in this?
From where did you
get these flowers?
Finally, you are here.
Where were you?
Anna
What?
Did you have to go to Ranjana today?
How did you come to know?
Fker, have I smelt her,
only on your shirt?
[Rama] Before Vaishnavi smells it,
hurry up and shower.
Ahole.
[Narrator] Bhaskar had a car,
bungalow, bank balance.
And also a mother.
[Mouthing]
[Narrator] People get lucky.
But Bhaskar had a Midas touch.
But if you become greedy
If you ever need anything,
the doors of my
house are always open.
-Thank you, sir.
-[Home Minister] And if I am not there.
Chauhan sir will also be available.
[HM Chavan] Of course, sir.
Make a drink for me.
It broke.
[Rama] The lens.
Yours is a good one.
A double shot for me.
Hope you have saved something
for your kids, after you die.
Haven't thought about it yet.
I meet death almost every day.
So why get worried?
Have you decided?
Don't think you will be saved
because your friend is a cop.
We both have a common friend.
Gun.
We just have to watch
that when the time comes,
is it loyal to you or me?
To life. Cheers.
For your left-over life.
[Bhaskar] You took
very little Biryani.
[Anamma] That's it.
-Enough Bhaskar.
-Tandoori Murg.
-[Anamma] Enough, Bhaskar.
-[Karekar] Begam
Paneer Begam Bahar.
Very royal. Wow.
Karekar sir, did you eat?
Royal food.
How did you manage so
much with your salary?
[Anamma] Bhaskar, it
is my time to eat medicines.
Are you eating?
You go, sit, I will join you.
It is all my mother's savings.
My wife too earns more than me.
Bhaskar you are flying too high.
Listen to me very
carefully and understand.
[Karekar] The wind
won't always be the same.
[Gunshot]
Fk.
The ones who licked my a,
have screwed me.
They can't do anything,
till the case is on.
Except shoot you.
Wedding gift.
[Shirodkar] Two
first-class tickets for Dubai.
Fancy honeymoon suite.
Do you know what Karekar sir,
told me inside?
Don't soar high.
You want me to fly high?
To prove his honesty,
he travels in a wrecked police jeep.
[Shirodkar] You have an Impala.
You are not doing bad for yourself.
Let me tell you something,
note it down.
The more Karekar is jealous
the more successful you are.
[Bhaskar] Let me rest,
will take you out for dinner.
Bhaskar, I am visiting
Dubai for the first time.
I want to see it.
[Bhaskar] As if
I have visited often.
So, get up then. Come on, get up.
[Music playing]
[Applause]
[Cheers]
[Door bell ringing]
[Footsteps]
[Door opens]
-Good evening.
-[Vaishnavi] Good evening.
-May I come in?
-[Vaishnavi] Yes, please.
A special invite for you.
[Man 1] There is a Bollywood party.
-[Vaishnavi] Bollywood party?
-[Man 1] Dubai Creek.
[Man 1] Akhil Kapoor and Anshika.
-[Vaishnavi] Oh, Anshika and Akhil?
-[Man 1] Yes.
[Vaishnavi] Very nice.
Have a look.
Go ahead.
It's Anshika and Akhil.
We will get back.
-[Vaishanvi] Thank you.
-Enjoy your stay, sir.
[Vaishnavi] Thank you.
[Door opens]
Let's go.
Akhil and Anshika are there.
I don't want to party.
Come, we will have fun.
You will tell me
to wear a suit, dress formally.
I won't.
Wear whatever you want to wear.
-[Bhaskar] I will wear a shirt
and jeans. -[Vaishnavi] Done.
[Footsteps]
[Mouthing]
[Applause]
Congratulations on your wedding.
[Zaheer] Good to see you here.
So, it is you.
Bollywood party
It is all your doing.
Nice to meet you.
Sis-in-law, please enjoy.
Akhil.
Let's talk about business.
Please.
You must be tired
sight-seeing the whole day.
Should I order some food for you?
I should be scared of you, right?
You followed me.
Invited me to such
a lavish party.
Have you seen a bigger
fker than yourself?
Bhaskar.
This is not Mumbai.
Exactly.
You are lucky.
If it was Mumbai, they would
be scrutinizing your dead body.
So, tell me,
why have you called me here?
Tell me your price.
How much does Pujari give you?
I will give you thrice.
Work for me.
[Chuckles]
Finally, you showed
me your true colours.
Before becoming a don
were you a pimp
at the red light area?
How can you rate me?
I can sell 10 like you.
Even your ATS department?
What do you mean?
There is going to be an
encounter within a few hours.
Whose?
[Zaheer] Your friend.
If you don't reach on time
The ATS is going to screw him up.
Remember
if he survives
it will not be because of you,
but because of me.
Remember that.
Dock the boat. Vaishnavi.
[Narrator] Zaheer
had to walk with crutches.
But didn't have
the hands to hold it.
He thought with the
help of Bhaskar
by winning his trust,
he'll be in the game.
But somebody else was
playing games with Bhaskar.
But who was he
who made sure Bhaskar lands in jail?
[Theme music playing]