My Unorthodox Life (2021) s01e06 Episode Script

1
[upbeat music playing]
One second, I've got this. I don't have
to yell. I'm too tired to yell
Call the man
[echoing] Joe?
[echoing] Can I have a glass of red wine,
please, and a refill for Robert?
[Julia chuckling]
- Give me your thingy and I'm going to
- What thingy?
I don't know what it's called!
That app you guys go on?
- I'm not going on Grindr
- What's the other app?
- We can do Tinder
- Okay, let's do Tinder
- Oh wow, he's hot
- Swipe right if you like him
Okay, swipe this way?
That's left
That's the opposite direction
- Those are rocks, so that's a left
- Yikes
He's cute! Columbia!
- It's a match!
- It's a match!
- Okay
- [laughing]
"I haven't been on a date
in two years and"
- This is stupid. No, please!
- "I'm
hungry!" [laughing]
Oh, my God, you stupid idiot
[both laughing]
Send it. No, emoji, emoji, emoji
- "Can you feed me?" [laughing]
- [screams]
Send it with a face with the tongue out
It's important in the gay community
What's your type?
Geriatric
Bedridden. Wealthy as fuck
[laughing]
- Okay. Let me
- I want a credit score at least above 720
If he could be on life support
on a boat
- [laughing]
- that'd be great
- [Julia] This is ridiculous
- [Robert laughing]
I got goals, I'm motivated ♪
I got a million-dollar attitude ♪
I'm makin' bodies walk ♪
[singers vocalizing]
I'm makin' bodies walk ♪
- Hey, my love!
- Hey, my love
- How are you doing?
- How you doing?
You look super handsome
- I love this look
- Yeah?
[Julia] You excited for Paris?
[Silvio] Yeah
I am attending Paris Fashion Week
Everybody's coming with me to Paris
It's gonna be my sister Hannah,
her four kids,
all my kids, and Robert, and Silvio
I've rented a castle,
a 13th-century castle
I think it's going to be a lot of fun
[Silvio] Are we going to have
some time for us?
[Julia] Well, actually
I was thinking maybe you
and I could just do a dinner by ourselves
- That's an amazing idea
- A romantic dinner
- Of course. Yeah!
- Yeah
Quality time together, for me,
is, uh, the base of every relationship,
and especially a relationship like ours
And Paris is such a romantic city,
so, uh, why not celebrate it there?
[Julia] The first day we get there,
I've got two investor meetings
[Silvio] Okay
Friday we've got Saint Laurent,
so I figured maybe on the weekend
Wait, we can't do the weekend
Sukkos
We're gonna be eating meals in the sukkah
Sukkos is the holiday
to commemorate that time period
before God gave us the Torah
This year, Sukkos and Fashion Week
fall at the exact same time
Keep in your head that this is
my sister and her husband
and their kids are gonna be there
It's going to be,
what in Yiddish we call a balagan,
you know, a bit of a mess
My sister Hannah has been
extraordinarily accepting
through the really difficult
and traumatic period of my life
I have seven sisters and brothers
I was their surrogate mom
I wiped their noses,
I cleaned their diapers
They called me Mommy
But when I first left the religion,
everyone assumed that I would
become a loser drug addict
The only person who was speaking to me
was my sister Hannah
How's the family?
- They know I'm married?
- [Hannah] I think so
- Mommy found out about the wedding?
- I think her sister told her
Aron has a relationship
with his grandparents
because he's still religious,
but nobody else
It's very painful not having my,
you know, whole family speaking to me
It's It hurts
You know that you're, like,
super unusual and unique
- That's why you're in my life
- I wish everyone was like that
I say that all the time,
everyone should be less judgmental
Hannah is an Orthodox Jew,
but she never judged me
Having her support, her friendship,
her love is so important to me
It'll be nice to see
Hannah and their kids
- Yeah
- Family and fashion, baby
[upbeat music playing]
Well, I had everything set out,
and then I got busy
We have to leave in 25 minutes
I have everything ready to go
besides a few things
The car is coming soon. Oh, my gosh
- It's giving me anxiety
- Why is it giving you anxiety?
Got to be smart when you're packing
How many outfits does it go with?
- Right
- This bag instead of this bag?
- Bat, these are questions way above me
- I don't know!
- [Batsheva] Now they're
- [Ben] They all look the same
- I'm going to Chanel so I plan on taking
- [sighs] Just take all of them
Running late for flights
is the biggest nightmare fuel for me
It's so stressful
Your suitcase is turning
into Mary Poppins' bag
Okay. I'm gonna do a quick Insta-poll
on which jacket
I'm sorry?
There's a million other things
you can ask your followers at other times
[Batsheva] I'm just saying
Not when we have to leave in
Now it's actually 13 minutes
Your suitcase weighs 70
[laughing] Oh, my God
Whenever I think about
how much clothing Batsheva's bringing,
I'm like, "You're bringing so much,"
I just look at Julia and thank God,
'cause it's nothing compared
to how much Julia brings
- Are you for real?
- It broke the scale
Don't say that
[clothes rack whirring]
[Julia] Packing time, people
Let's get this party started!
Packing for this trip
is literally a nightmare
We can do this with that
First, I need holiday Sukkos clothes
Then I need fun adventure clothes
for when I do things
with the kids and my sister's family
Then I need clothes
to wear to fashion shows,
and I need to make sure I have
the right designers for the right show
You can't exactly wear Louis Vuitton
to a an Hermès show
- [Cristin] Ooh!
- Definitely!
This Guys, this has to be packed
very, very, very, very, very carefully
It's a lot
I'm nervous that it's gonna rain
and you can't take the helicopter
to the airport
[Julia] I don't think it's an issue
I am not even remotely concerned
- [items clattering]
- Okay
I need, like, one of those baggies
for the vibrator
[humorous music playing]
We have to remember
to take the batteries out
Last time I got stopped, they thought
there was a bomb in my luggage
- [Cristin] Oh my God. Ahh!
- [Julia] The vibrator started vibrating!
Vibrator packed
[Miriam] Whoo-hoo!
[Julia] Cristin, uh, we're in trouble
It wasn't supposed to rain till 6:00
That's what the weatherman said
Hello?
- [Ben] Hello? You got it?
- Ee?
- Yes, I'm here
- [Batsheva] We're here!
- [Julia] Hey, babe. You ready?
- [Batsheva] Uh-huh
- Uh, I don't know if Shlomo will make it
- [Batsheva] Why?
He had to go back to his apartment
Shlomo left his passport at home
Like, what if we don't make this flight?
This is gonna be a massive disaster,
because the next day is the first show
I have to attend for work
I cannot miss this
- I told him, we're not holding the
- The plane for him?
Is there even gonna be a helicopter?
If we get canceled, we're just
gonna have to drive like lunatics
Like lunatics? "Like normal people."
[Shlomo, on phone] We are on our way back
Like, what's your ETA?
Because we might not be able
The helicopter might not go
- We'll know in two minutes
- Okay. Um, we're 22 minutes away
Guys, just in case, everyone
get your stuff together right now
- [Ben] We're going?
- Does anybody have room in their carry-on?
[Julia] Get your stuff together. Now
[cell phone ringing]
[Julia] Yes?
The airport just went
under visual minimums
[Julia] Shit. Okay, guys,
we've got to drive. No helicopter
- [Ben] Fuck
- [Batsheva] Noo!
[Miriam] We didn't
download things on Netflix!
[Julia] Too late, we're going
Oh, my God, we're screwed
Because now I have to get all the luggage
and the kids into the car
Guys, don't forget the schnitzel thing
We've got to go
if we can somehow get to the airport
without missing our flight
- Bye, everybody!
- [all] Bye!
- Elevator!
- [tense music playing]
I don't even know if we'll make it
All right, everybody
Let's go, let's go, we're really late
- [Batsheva] In!
- [Julia] Everybody in
- [Batsheva] Want to pick your seat?
- [Ben] Where the hell is Shlomo? Shlomo!
- Oh, my God, sit down!
- [Julia] You made it!
[upbeat music playing]
[Silvio] Wow, that's quite impressive!
[Shlomo] This place is crazy!
Holy!
Guys, when I rent a castle,
I rent a castle!
Where are the knights?
This castle is absolutely magical
It looks like a castle
you see in fairy tales
[Julia] Hello, there's an actual moat
- Are there alligators?
- Are there gators?
- [Miriam] Joking, no alligators
- [Julia] What is with
- [Cristin laughs]
- I'm moisturizing
- What's wrong with that?
- [Julia] Okay
[all greeting excitedly]
- [Hannah] I know you!
- [Julia] Hey!
It's been so long,
I missed you so much!
I'm ecstatic because I get
to see Hannah and Ari
[greetings continue]
We just love being together
and having our families together
- Hey!
- Hey, hi!
I think my family is upset
about my relationship with my sister
You guys all got too tall,
you're taller than me
[Hannah] But I think they know
I don't want their opinion,
so they kind of keep it to themselves
And if there are any situations
where I would get caught in the middle,
I avoid them like the plague. [laughing]
[Julia] Put your stuff away in your rooms
and let's meet for lunch
Okay
- [Ben] Holy!
- [Batsheva gasps]
- Yes!
- [Ben] I feel like I'm in a museum
[Batsheva] This I think, is the best room
Time to unpack
[Ben] What's this?
Oh! Oh
- What is that?
- My Louis Vuitton fashion show invite
"Madame Batsheva Weinstein." First row
Wow, Bat!
Being able to sit front row
at these fashion shows,
being with my mom, gives me
a step up from everyone else
Because even if you're
a really big influencer or blogger,
you're not necessarily invited
to sit front row
A real star
[Julia] One sec,
let me see what I'm missing
Valentino, Dior
e1972, Chanel
I'm missing the outfit I'm supposed
to wear for the Louis Vuitton show
- Shit. Robert
- Ooh! It's so amazing here!
[Julia] No, it's not amazing!
Everything I was planning
to wear for the fashion show is gone
A very massive part of my job
is to work with brands on a daily basis
So when I'm invited to these shows,
I always have to wear the clothing
of the designer to the show
It's important that I show respect
to the brand and the creative director
That is a very integral part
to this business
They sent this Louis Vuitton 2020
- [Robert] They think you're a drunk
- [Julia] Thank you, Robert
Look at this. Look how beautiful this is
And I don't have an outfit!
I'm gonna come in my pajamas?
Yes, of course I can go shopping,
I can buy more clothes,
but nothing fits me off the rack
Even if I manage
to find something in the store,
I then need to have time to alter it
Hey, guys. Do you want to talk
about what we're doing this week?
I'm still getting over the fact
that we're in an actual castle
Oh, my God, that literally feels amazing
[gasps] Yes. So Aron has never been
in Paris, so we need to do
- Eiffel Tower. Paris!
- [Julia] Paris things
Whoever wants to come shopping
- [Batsheva] Obviously
- [Robert] Me!
I am ready to shop
[Julia] And then
we have a bunch of fashion shows
- Yes, please
- [Batsheva] Down
- It's Batsheva for the shows
- [Shlomo] Um
[Batsheva] Okay!
- [Robert] That's so nice of you
- [Julia] I only got one ticket, sorry
And Batsheva always comes with me
It's our thing
- [Batsheva] And part of my job
- [Julia] It's her job
- Because she is an influencer in fashion
- Fashion
It's your thing, like, you and Bat,
you've never given
a chance to the rest of us
I feel like Shlomo is jealous
of my mother-daughter time
Shlomo is not in the fashion world,
he doesn't care for it that much,
and it just doesn't really make sense
for him to want to go
Maybe we could go too 'cause it's cool
- [Julia] It's smoking
- [fire alarm beeping]
- Yeah
- Oh, shit
Yeah
- [Julia] No, they're not
- [Robert] Do not do that!
- [Ben] Castle's in danger of coming down
- [Robert] I gotta open a window
[Shlomo] No, you have to do it across,
a cross breeze
- [all coughing and laughing]
- Oh, my God, now it's so much worse!
[fire alarm continues beeping]
[Robert yelling] Fire in the hole!
I mean, at this point, we have been
in the castle all of one hour
and the place is already on fire
It's the ghost of Saint Laurent
He's gonna kill us all
[all laughing]
All righty, people
Let's ride some horses
[Ben] Let's do it
[Miriam] Ooh, I like this horse
- This matches my outfit
- [Ben] Here I go
- [Miriam] Do it, Ben
- [Batsheva] You got this
- [Batsheva grunts]
- [Ben] Go on, there you go!
What's up, Miami? Welcome to my hood
If I don't make it back,
tell my mother that I love her
[Batsheva] Oh! So pretty!
- [horse snorting]
- Shit!
So, Shlom, I know that you think that
going to a fashion show is super cool
Just, like, you go with Ima all the time,
so I'd like to try a fashion show
[Batsheva] I have, like, one time a year
that I spend alone time with Ima
and I don't appreciate you
- But you'll have plenty of time
- stepping all over it
I don't see why I can't go,
like, at least to one
My mom's always about,
"You should experience more things."
I'm here asking,
"I want to experience something new."
"Let me experience just one show."
And she's saying no
[Batsheva] I understand why you
want to go, but for me not to be there
and you to be there instead,
it's just, like, a very big
missed opportunity for me
This is not the show for you
[Robert sighs]
[Julia] Close the door,
'cause it's warm in here
This is really nice too,
it's warm right here
[Robert] Well, I
"Well, I" [mocking stammering] What?
I was surprised to hear
you're taking Batsheva to the shows
- Why?
- I thought that's why I was coming
- I'm disappointed
- [in baby talk] I'm sorry, baby
I wanted to go!
You'll survive, you'll be fine
I wish I had more tickets
So, you know how
you always say you want to have kids?
- [humorous music playing]
- I don't like how this is starting
- Don't worry, I did not get you a child
- I'm hyperventilating
What are you about to say?
I haven't seen Hannah in a year,
and I really want to take her shopping
- That'll be nice
- Yeah
So, but can you babysit the kids?
- What?
- Yeah, they're so cute
- Oh, my God. Goodbye
- No, don't leave
- Babysit?
- Yes! Please?
I flew across the world to babysit?
You crazy woman!
[Julia laughs]
What do you mean, babysit?
No, I don't want to
Come on, please!
What do they do?
In this castle? Just walk around!
Go to the theater, uh, go on the moat
They'll end up in the moat!
I don't want to do this
- [Robert groaning]
- Robert Brotherton, behave yourself
- [snorting]
- Be an adult. Stop
Are you snorting at me?
- No
- Okay
Maybe
- Just for a few hours
- I can't believe this
Oh my God, you know what you should do?
You should come up
with, like, a performance
or a song with them
There's like a real theater
So I'll put on a theater camp while you're
having fashion shows at Chanel?
Pretty much, yes
- Okay, this sounds really
- Right up your alley
Yeah, up my back alley,
is what it's gonna feel like
- Up my back alley
- [Julia laughing]
- I love you. Shall we get some food?
- Oh my God
Yeah, for sure, some food and some wine
And some wine
[upbeat music playing]
[Julia] Paris is so beautiful,
but I wish the weather was better
[Silvio] The weather is what it is
[all greeting]
- [Elsa] Welcome back home! How are you?
- [Julia] Good to see you! Elsa!
[Elsa] Long time no see!
- Good to see you
- Nice to see you
[Julia] So good to be home!
I'm so excited to get to
spend some time with Silvio,
because it's going to be the only moments
we get to spend alone together
And they put us in a suite with
this beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower
This is going to be
our romantic lunch for two
- [Silvio] This suite is fantastic
- [Julia] Yeah
- [Elsa] Pleasure to have you!
- [Julia] Thank you
- So good to see you
- Thank you
[Elsa] Enjoy!
I still have to figure out
what to do, my love
In a few hours is the Louis Vuitton show
I still don't have the outfit,
the suitcase hasn't arrived
So at some point,
we go to the Louis Vuitton store
and hope something fits me
So we have a quick afternoon together?
- A quick afternoon
- All right
[Julia] Mm
So good
This place brings back
so many memories. It's so crazy
You were here for your first show?
I didn't know anything about fashion
So I figured, "Okay, if I'm going
to launch my shoe brand,
I'm going to do it
in the capital of fashion,
so I'm going to do it in Paris."
I literally googled,
"most beautiful hotel in Paris."
Came here. I'm walking around
and this very elegant woman
comes over to me
- and she's like, "Wow! I love your shoes."
- Wow
It happens to be that she was
the head buyer for Harrods shoes
Wow
So I attribute a large part
of my success to this hotel
- That was meant to be
- It really was meant to be
This is so nice
- [cell phone ringing]
- How long since we had a lunch together?
It's Cristin. Can I pick up?
- Cristin?
- Yeah, do you mind?
- Why?
- Don't know. Can I pick up and find out?
- Okay
- Thank you, my love
Hey, babe
Okay, so I found a solution
to the Louis Vuitton show
Ayday is off today, but she's gonna send
three of her colleagues
to come and dress you for the show
Oh, amazing! So I don't have to schlep
around store to store to find things?
Great, my love,
they're going to come here!
- Fantastic
- They should be there soon
Just want to make sure they have time
to do alterations or anything, any mishap
- Okay! Thanks, darling!
- Okay!
The time we have for each other
is extremely precious
Her life, my life,
there are a lot of constraints around
Well, redo?
[doorbell rings]
Food! Here comes Oh, not food
- Louis! Hi! How are you?
- Hello, Madame Haart. Nice to meet you
- [Julia] Thank you. We'll quickly eat
- [Silvio] A pleasure
Perfect. So while you get set
While you get settled,
we'll finish our lunch
These special moments
have to be precious
They are. We never get
to spend time together
- Louis Vuitton is a priority
- [all laughing]
When we can combine, it's perfect!
[man] Exactly
If I had a choice, if it wasn't for work,
I would never interrupt
a romantic lunch for a fitting
I'd much rather be in my pajamas,
next to my husband,
laughing, drinking,
spending time together
- Normally, men don't shop
- Men do not like to do shopping
- No
- I must confess, that was not the plan
[all laughing]
[man] Okay
[upbeat music playing]
It's back to mother-daughter
[Batsheva] Thank the Lord
- [Julia] You have your invitation?
- [Batsheva] Yeah
I'm happy to fight anyone on it
[Julia] We're at what used to be
an old department store
and they finally finished redoing it
I think we're first row,
first seat and second seat
- We're the first people to see inside it
- [Batsheva] It's really beautiful
Get ready to start!
[upbeat music playing]
I'm so happy
Batsheva gets to be part of this,
that I get to help build her career
by taking her to these places,
introducing her to the incredible people
who work in these amazing brands
As a mother, what's better
than seeing your children happy? Nothing
[audience cheering]
[upbeat classical music playing]
Okay, everybody in
- Have a seat on the couch
- [Aliya] Come on, guys
[Robert] We're gonna
discuss the day. All right
I'm sure you all know
that everyone is in Paris
and they are shopping
and attending fashion shows
and living the best Parisian life
they can. We are here
[children giggling]
So we need to make the best of it. Mm-hmm
I want you to stay together
I want us all to be together at all times
Yes, Dov?
When you mean "together,"
does that mean everywhere?
- Yes
- [Aliya] The bathroom?
Exactly what I wanted to say
Okay. For bathroom breaks, you may take
a 30-second bathroom break
All right?
And you must wash your hands. Okay?
- [Aliya] Dov, we're looking at you
- Why?
You two, help me get this board
We're gonna get creative
I love music. I know the kids love music
Maybe we could write
a little musical piece
Once upon a time
On a cold Shabbos night ♪
The little Ashkenazi girl
Needed to turn on the light ♪
That's so good! Okay
You know, kids are a tricky subject
I think they're fun
in, you know, uh, doses
Rob's tired, so, guys,
tell me what do you want to do?
I think we should explore the castle
We can explore it,
but we'll explore it calmly
- No running, no running!
- [Dov] I'm not, I'm walking
[Robert] Don't run, don't run, don't run!
[Dov] So slow!
[Robert] That was too much
You just ran half the way here
[Gabby] I don't want to go
- You'll be fine!
- It's not that scary
[Robert, in low voice]
I'm going to tell you a story
[normal voice]
The kids walk into the old dungeon
Now is an opportunity
for me to scare them
This is what they would do. They'd put you
on this if you are bad. [yelling]
- [Gabby screams]
- [Dov laughs]
- It's okay, Gabby!
- You're okay
- [Gabby] I wanna go!
- [Robert] Everyone calm down
My dreams of being
a terrible person are coming true
All right, let's go. Come on
[Gabby] We're out. We're alive
[Robert] Sweet Jesus
- [Julia] What do you think of Paris?
- [Aron] Cute
[Miriam laughs]
- [Aron] Very, like, old-style
- [Miriam] Yeah, right?
[Aron] Yeah
[Miriam] Now you get
to see the Jewish Quarter
[Aron] Yeah
Paris is my favorite place
not because of its beauty or culture
Or just because
[Miriam] It's because of
a moment I had here
Ima took me to Paris for the first time,
my first time ever leaving the country
I kept Shabbos, I believed in everything
- You were me!
- I was you, pretty much. [chuckles]
Yeah. And I remember I was sitting
in this restaurant with her,
near the Louvre,
and I just remember thinking
how big the world is
Like, "I don't know who these people are
They're just living their lives."
It was right after I came to Paris
that everything changed for me
Everything
It was a little crazy, you know, 16
I questioned my beliefs
This is where you questioned your beliefs,
opened your heart to the world
Where I opened my eyes
Released yourself
from the gates and the chains
- I didn't release myself
- and the bonds of fundamentalism
It's so amazing that Aron gets to travel
the world at his age and be exposed
It's so incredible, and I really hope
that he sees that the world is so big too
So what is your favorite Oh!
- Look, it says "Moshe" something
- Synagogue!
[Shlomo] Oh cool
It even says it's a "monument historique."
- [Miriam] "Historic monument."
- [Shlomo] I wonder how old it is
mezuzah!
There's a person
- Shalom
- [man] Hello
[Miriam, in Hebrew] How are you?
[Shlomo] Is there
Can we go
[Shlomo] To enter the synagogue?
[man] To the synagogue?
[Miriam, in English]
Do you guys wanna go?
- [Miriam, whispering] Beautiful
- [Shlomo] Gorgeous
- [Miriam] Yeah
- [Shlomo] It's huge
[Aron] I wonder how old it is
- [Miriam, in normal voice] Wow
- [Shlomo] Really cool
[Miriam] So Rob's watching
the kids right now
[Shlomo] I'm sure he's loving that
- [Aron] He likes kids, right?
- He's so good with kids
[upbeat music playing]
I'm just gonna grab my robe and swimsuit
and then we're gonna go down to the pool
- [Dov] Okay
- And then we will just relax
Y'all just chill for a second
[whispering] Guys, there's a key
We should lock him in
Let's go, come on
- Come on, let's go!
- [Aliya] I don't know!
- Go, lock it! Lock it! [shushing]
- Just go!
- Quiet!
- Go, lock it
[humorous music playing]
Guys
[door handle rattling]
Guys?
Hey, in there, have fun!
[Rob] Hey! Open this door!
- [Aliya] Have fun stuck in there, Robert!
- Open this door
These little shits
They are just taunting me
They are throwing this in my face
I am dreaming
of the punishment as we speak
I'm just thinking of which prison cell
I'm going to put them all in
You're all in very big trouble
- Get back over here
- [kids laughing]
[Robert] Are you doing a TikTok?
Are you doing a TikTok?
Of course we are!
[Robert] Bring that key back here
[dramatic music playing]
[Julia] Here we go! Is everybody ready
for the shopping spree?
- [Batsheva] Always!
- Wander around, find clothes
Everyone will take great care of us
Oh, my gosh
- Guys, I think I found my one
- [Julia laughing] What?
- my one true love
- Oh! Get back, get back
[Julia] Yeah, there we go!
- [Batsheva] I'll follow your lead
- Elvis style!
If I'm gonna go into a store,
I want it to be fun,
and for me, fun is watching people
I love try things on, look fabulous
Okay, you can have both of these
Thank you. I'm so excited!
I try to give people experiences
that they wouldn't otherwise have,
and what they choose
to do with that is up to them
So what are we thinking here?
- Try this dress, I love that
- Okay
- [Hannah] This is really cute
- Ooh, I love this! Jeans?
- [laughing] You want me to try a pair?
- I want you to
Okay, I'll try a pair on,
just for you. [laughing]
I love you! [kisses]
Let's get you into a dressing room
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!
[Hannah] I'm an Orthodox Jew
Yes, I cover my hair
I don't wear short sleeves
- Check it out!
- [Julia] She's gonna try on pants!
[Miriam] Exciting!
- And I love this!
- I know, right?
In my community, you're not supposed
to wear pants, it's a big deal
- Show me everything
- Okay, I'll go first!
I'm trying it this time
[all exclaiming]
[Hannah] Very nice!
- [Batsheva] Okay!
- [Julia] That is a yes
- [Miriam] Is it comfortable?
- Yeah, I love it
[Julia] Wow!
Look at you, little booty booty!
Am I gonna wear pants tomorrow? No
[both laughing]
But that's okay,
'cause I choose not to and that's it
She's a sexy gorgeous mama,
whatever she wears
Thank you
[Julia] Yes, queen
- [Hannah] Whoo!
- [Julia] I just want her to be happy
I'm happy
[both laughing]
If anyone was wondering
[Julia] No, I see it
Always
[Hannah] Do you mind
checking in with Robert?
- You talk to him, because if it's crazy
- [line ringing]
he's gonna be more pissed at me,
more polite to you
[Hannah] Okay. [laughing]
- [Robert, on phone] Hello?
- Hi, Robert
- Yeah?
- Hi, it's Hannah. Uh-oh
- Julia?
- No, it's Hannah
- Hey
- How's it going?
We're having fun. We're doing good
Good We're we're doing good
They all drink, um, white wine, right?
- [Miriam laughs]
- Oh, man
Okay, well
[all laughing]
[Julia] If it makes you feel better,
Silvio's not here either
Oh, yeah, I'm
Now my heart is is is lifted
- Thank you
- You're welcome
I was told it would be easy
Where can I find this fucking key?
- It was, in fact, not easy
- [Julia] Then I did you a favor
Now you know
what it's like to raise children
Oh, poor baby. You poor baby!
- Yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you
- [baby talk]
I hope you enjoy all your Balmain outfits
- I did
- Mm-hmm
Never let me go ♪
Never let me go
No, never let me go ♪
No, let me
Never let me go ♪
Never never let me go ♪
- We're good
- The sukkah looks so nice!
- [Ben] Wow, look at this sukkah!
- [indistinct chattering]
[Batsheva] So beautiful!
Wow. Hold on, Bat, let me help you
[Batsheva] Starting with the pizza
[all] Wow!
[Robert, in Southern accent]
Do we have any ranch dressing?
[all laughing]
[Miriam] Somebody asked me
why we do Sukkos and I forgot
[Ari] The cover provided protection
when the Jews were in the desert
during the Exodus
Sukkos is to be together
with those that are important to you
l'chaim
L'Chaim
[Robert] To family!
By the way, for many years,
everyone would come to me for Sukkos,
and I would have like 120 people
- We used to come from Miami. We'd drive
- We came twice
- [overlapping chatter]
- It was always an adventure, the sukkah
[Julia] 'Cause I was very argumentative?
They liked hearing about the shoes
and the fashion. They really did
Hannah would get calls before Sukkos
"Your sister coming?"
They'd all like to come and see you
And here today, we're sitting
in a 13th-century castle,
and although I'm about as religious
as I am young
[Ben] Very
I did this for our family,
because I love our family
and I believe in respecting
everyone's opinions and beliefs
and doing things to make
everybody feel comfortable and happy
So while you guys are doing
the Eiffel Tower, Batsheva and I
Thank you, Mother dear
will be doing the Chanel show
But this year,
- I got a ticket for Shlomo
- Really?
- Really truly
- [Shlomo] Thank you
[all laughing]
You're welcome!
First off, I felt like it was a win,
because when we were horseback riding,
Batsheva's like,
"It's never gonna happen."
And second, I appreciate
my mom getting me this ticket,
giving me these opportunities
I'm telling you, it won't be an intrusion
on your mother-daughter
I think it'll just be an added bonus
that I'm there with you!
Yay! Excited!
[Ben] I can't wait for Shlomo
to pick something he likes
[Julia] That'd be entertaining,
they don't make men's clothes
- They make clothes for girlfriends
- [Batsheva] I'm sure you'll
Is there a girlfriend?
I plan for the future
[Julia] So no offense, but if she's smart,
she's not gonna want
three-seasons-ago Chanel
- [Robert] Ohh!
- Oh shit!
[Shlomo] Excusez-moi?
She'll be fine. I'm happy
with any Chanel hand-me-downs
[all laughing]
- [Shlomo] Good morning
- [Batsheva] Good morning!
Thanks again
I'm excited. Batsheva said I might
not enjoy it, which she might be right,
but she goes to fashion shows
all the time,
she gets to experience
these things all the time
I felt like I wanted to try it
The show is about to begin!
[audience cheering]
[Julia] I'm enjoying the show so much
Of course, the clothes are fantastic
The predominant amount of models
walking the runway are from my company,
and my models look amazing
But I'm enjoying the show more, honestly,
because I'm watching
Shlomo watching the show
We've come a long way
from the yeshiva black hat
where he was walking
with his eyes on the ground,
because he wouldn't want
to see an uncovered girl,
and now he's sitting in Paris,
openly staring at models parading around
And his face is like this
It's so cute
[audience cheering]
[upbeat music playing]
- [Julia] So where is the surprise?
- It's Close your eyes
Okay. Wait, you should carry
You have to hold me
The surprise is in the bedroom
- Trust me, trust me. [laughing]
- Mm
[Silvio] Julia in Paris,
she hasn't a moment to rest
It made me feel sorry for Julia,
because I understand that she's so busy
on a thousand different things
So I wanted really to make
something special for her,
and a surprise she will really enjoy
And turn and open your eyes!
- [Julia] What is this?
- [Silvio] We'll have fun with this
- Where did you find this?
- Two original dresses from Versailles!
[Julia] No way. This is the real deal
He went and convinced
the people in Versailles
to let us borrow actual clothes
worn from the 18th century,
and we are going to play dress-up
Wow. I am blown away,
because he has run
way out of his comfort zone
[playful baroque music playing]
Love of my life!
My love!
Oh, Robert is there
Robert, I need somebody to sing to her!
I'm not available. [chuckles]
[Julia] Wow,
you're so elegant and charming!
I'm having so much fun,
and I'm feeling fabulous and very regal,
but also feeling very happy
that I live in a world
where women don't have
to wear corsets anymore
My love, you're beautiful at any distance
I love you so much!
I love you so much!
I kind of feel like I'm too far away
- Oh, dear
- Oh, you're gorgeous!
Well, darling, I need to whisper
something in your ear
It really makes up for the fact
that we didn't have our romantic lunch
- [Silvio] Does that mean a big kiss?
- [Julia] It does!
- [Silvio] Mm
- [Julia laughing]
Because now here we are,
and it's just so fun and so special
and a memory I will carry with me
for the rest of my life
[Julia giggling] I love you!
[joyous orchestral music playing]