NoFilter (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

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Guys, why isn't Marcely making that buzz?
"Hello, sincerers!"
"Today I have nothing to say,
but you'll have to listen to me anyway."
- She does it every morning.
- Lohana, she's not well.
Marcely hasn't picked up the phone
since last night.
Really?
I'm terrified.
I was waiting for you
so I could approach her.
Good morning to you too.
Marcely, why aren't you fiddling
with that phone?
Lohana, I don't know why you're surprised.
What I do is called slow content.
I don't post all the time.
Really? What about
those 37-story sequence
talking about, "How to tell your friend
that he sucks at singing?"
Thanks to this content,
Gustavo stopped imitating Pabllo.
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Jeez!
Let Mommy sit down.
My goodness!
What's going on here today?
Mind your business, Marcely.
- I didn't say anything.
- But you thought it.
Is it like those movies
where a man becomes a woman,
a child becomes an adult?
Marcely became Val?
It's called a horror movie.
Stop talking nonsense.
What's the problem if, one day, my mom
is more online,
and I'm offline for a while?
Baby, how are you?
It's tonsillitis, right? I knew it.
She should've had the surgery
when she was a kid.
But Dad's here to take care of you.
No, Dad.
Your voice is your work tool. Okay, baby?
Let's take care of you.
Eat a little piece of this.
It's tasty.
What? Guys, I'm not sick.
You're insane! I'm fine!
You look awful.
We have to take her to a doctor.
She's not sick.
She just has to find something to do.
That's the Val I know.
Shut up, Rubria. Mind your business.
What now?
Hey, since when
does Val smile at her phone?
Oh my
There she is again, discouraged,
sad, anemic.
Wait a minute, Ms. Vera, relax.
Honey, come here, please.
Jesus Christ
I know you're not doing very well today,
but Ms. Vera bought the Van Fidelity Pass,
and you're sitting in her spot.
Ms. Vera, could you wait over there?
- She's like my shadow.
- Gu
The dream is over.
The sincerers hate me.
Is it because of the post
about World Wildlife Day?
- Which post was that?
- Wasn't that it?
So never mind.
Relax, cancel culture can be reversed.
We'll make a lot of stories
with you apologizing.
Just pick a good title, right?
"Marcely overcomes the fall"?
It's perfect.
- Gu, I wasn't cancelled.
- No?
- No.
- Then why all this drama?
It all started
on the worst day of my life,
also known as yesterday.
I was doing my livestream,
giving tips on how to be
an exemplary plant mother,
until I started getting
a bunch of comments.
Brazilians don't have a minute of peace.
Unbelievable.
They didn't stop criticizing me.
But the worst was yet to come.
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Hmm.
I'm paralyzed, Gu,
I haven't posted for 24 hours.
Honey, it's a normal creative block.
It'll pass soon.
I hope so, Gustavo.
My career depends on it.
Calm down.
I know who can help you help yourself.
Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Who?
Get out of Ms. Vera's seat first.
Otherwise, she'll hit us.
Talk to me.
- Amazing! Thank you!
- You look handsome!
Josias, you look just like Neymar in 2014.
Hey!
"Third anniversary of"
I know, it's wonderful, right?
I know you guys wanna help, be supportive,
but I'm not sure if it's
the best promotion for the barbershop.
- I wanted more glitter.
- Of course it is, Son!
That's what you needed.
- Your barbershop's gonna rock.
- Sandrinha!
- Hi!
- Look! Didn't I tell you?
The campaign has already gone viral.
I know, you're here for a haircut, right?
I suggest
2018 Neymar's haircut.
Are you nuts, Mr. Ademar?
I was looking for Sandrinha.
- It's a matter of life or death. C'mon!
- What is?
- I'll tell you on the way.
- No, tell me! What happened?
This time, I was wrong,
but it'll be crowded here soon enough.
Believe me.
Trust your father, okay?
The case is serious.
On the Internet, 24 hours equals
two years, four months,
three days, and eight seconds.
I don't mean to be negative,
but maybe the algorithm
has already forgotten you.
I know, honey. I know.
I've already lost five followers.
Five, okay?
And one of them is Ms. Vera.
I didn't want to say anything,
but the Moon in Gemini
requires me to speak.
I knew it would happen.
- Okay, I said it.
- How come?
Making raw footage wouldn't work forever.
Sandrinha, I brought you here to help.
Remember?
- I know.
- What do you mean, Sandrinha?
I mean, you're great,
you're really good, your videos are funny.
But, sometimes, they border on
What's the word? Bad.
- What?
- Amateur videos.
It may "seem" amateur,
but at least I'm authentic.
I don't work on ctrl C,
ctrl V like you do.
I don't copy content from others like her.
Right, Gustavo?
Yeah, you're one of a kind.
By any chance, do you think
it's easy to do what I do, Gustavo?
Hey, why am I the focus now?
I think it's very easy.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Just so you know, sweetie,
I research influencers
from 34 different countries every day.
You know why? To copy content.
I have followers even in Shanghai.
Thank you, Sandylovers. You are amazing.
Sweetie, if I had your profile,
I'd have thousands of Shanghai followers.
Sweetie, if I had a profile like yours,
I'd be producing content all the time.
It's just stupid videos.
Glad you guys have your own profile
to post whatever you want,
and we'll never know who's right.
Great idea, Gustavo!
Which idea?
Let's switch profiles.
My sincerers will be yours.
Excellent. Take the Sandylovers.
Don't you think it's an exaggeration?
- Not at all.
- Just asking.
Whoever gets the most followers
by the end of the day wins.
Deal. What does the loser have to do?
Apologize to each other?
Oh, Gustavo.
That's it, guys.
Whoever loses will do
the 2018 Neymar's haircut
at Max's Barbershop.
The game has begun, Sandylovers.
And sincerers!
You can still change your minds!
Gustavo!
Lay off, Gustavo.
Oh, I did it! Oh my, I wasn't going to
I can't go back now.
Oh boy.
Hmm. Gosh!
Look at this.
Where is the other one?
He was here. Oh, there he is.
Wow!
You're looking for something, Romualdo?
Nope.
I'm just stretching.
I slept funny and hurt my neck.
It looked like
you were trying to look at my cell phone.
Me? Not at all!
But since you brought it up,
what's so interesting in there?
You really wanna know?
Me?
I have nothing to do with your life.
Yes, I want to.
Sebastiana convinced me
to create a Tinder account.
- My What!
- Yes.
A cruising app.
And I already have several matches.
Flirting, dates, crushes.
- I'm just cruising, Romualdo.
- Jesus Christ!
How can you say that to me, Val?
I talk the way I want, Romualdo.
I'm an adult,
I pay my bills, I have two jobs.
Plus, I'm independent and single!
Listen, let's talk
Don't touch me!
I have nothing to say to you.
I have no time to talk to you now.
I'm full of matches here.
- Matches?
- Crushes, I'm full of
This guy deserves a Super Like.
Super Like!
Don't do it, Val!
- Wow!
- We have a relationship and two daughters!
My God, this can't be happening. No!
Sandylovers, detachment is liberating.
That's why I'm here today
to follow the teachings of Maria Kondo,
or Marie Kondo,
or whatever your heart tells you,
Sandylovers.
Yes!
And I'm gonna get rid of half my wardrobe.
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Goodbye, clothes!
It was good while it lasted.
But the detachment is liberating!
God.
Okay, now I have to put
all these clothes back.
Sincerers, this woman here,
poor thing, is Ms. Vera.
And Ms. Vera suffers
from acute labyrinthitis!
And the person responsible for it
Sorry.
It's Gustavo.
The driver of that runaway van
from Ararinhas.
Look at this poor lady's situation.
Ms. Vera!
Shame on you.
So, sincerers, the more followers I get,
the more truths
I will reveal here about Ararinhas.
So stay tuned.
Sandylovers, today I'm gonna tell you
a little secret.
Follow me!
A good shake is a free shake!
You can keep the bag
because I'm eco-friendly.
Sorry, I'm doing some work here.
How much is the shake?
A promise is a promise, sincerers!
I got 34 followers.
And now I'm gonna reveal
another bombshell!
Josias just wanted to have
a haircut like Neymar.
Show them what happened!
When I left the barbershop, it was cool.
But, after washing, it looked like this.
- Are you laughing?
- No. No.
This position is called Shirsas
Shirsash
Whatever your heart tells you.
It's great for oxygenating
blood circulation!
Now I'll have to unstick everything.
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IF YOU TAKE TOO LONG TO ANSWER
I'LL BLOCK YOU!
Guess who got 50 more followers
just creating stories
with vowel stretching?
Can you tell me what Sandrinha
is doing on your profile, Marcely?
I don't know what exactly she is doing
because I unfollowed me.
You stopped following yourself?
I did. 'Cause I don't want
to influence myself, you know?
I even have many new ideas
to use in this new phase of mine!
- Wanna hear?
- Do you know what I want?
- What?
- Sandrinha off your profile!
But why, Mr. Ademar?
And Uncle Ademar
turns off the freezer every night
to save money
on electricity bills.
Did you hear that, Ms. Rosa?
You buy ground beef there every day.
I'm not going to spare you
just because we're family!
You're a disgrace to the profession.
Call a sanitary health inspector!
Do you really do that?
No, only in winter.
Sandrinha is out of control, okay?
You need to get your profile back!
See? This joke between you two
is not funny at all.
It's not a joke, okay, Mr. Ademar?
It's work. Sandrinha and I made a bet!
There's no coming back.
This would ruin
the reputation of any influencer.
But ruining everyone's reputation is okay?
Gustavo, giving up is not an option.
Do you remember what happened to lumara?
- No.
- No.
I rest my case.
Damn me for calling Sandrinha
to help you. Oh Lord!
So you mean the idea
to switch profiles was yours?
Uh
Mine? Me?
Of course not!
Okay. Maybe I'm partly to blame for that.
Guys, but it's no big deal. Calm down.
Who is gonna listen
to what Sandrinha is saying?
I don't know,
the 1,000 followers
she got in the last five minutes?
Huh?
- A thousand followers?
- Five minutes.
Jeez.
Two-fifty.
Regina
Two orders for Regina.
Cláudia Cláudia is in debt too.
Claudia has to pay 12 reais.
Twelve from Claudia.
Regina and Jurema are here.
Someone's missing.
Guess who?
Romualdo.
- You guessed it!
- Oh, what a surprise! How did I guess?
It's for you.
Oh, Romualdo, they're beautiful!
See? Much better than getting hit on
in a cruising app, right?
That's what I want, Romualdo. Take it in!
I'm free as a bird now.
What do you mean, Val?
Have you forgotten how good it was
when we got busy last week?
No, I haven't forgotten, but I'd like to.
- Why are you talking like that?
- Romualdo!
If you liked it,
why didn't you text me the next day?
'Cause you told me
not to text you the next day!
Oh, now you do what I say?
I tell you to get out,
and you always come back.
I got it.
You're doing all this just to tease me.
You're very full of yourself.
Excuse me, I need to check my matches.
You'll never find anyone better than me.
Look at this one on the rock. A climber.
How handsome! Oh, what a
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Everyone knows that photo
is pure optical illusion!
But I want the illusion.
I'm crazy for this optical illusion.
What a wonderful illusion!
But when you meet him in person,
he'll be uglier than me.
- I've had some
- What?
You've had what?
So, I've had many friends
who used this kind of app.
Nobody wants anything serious!
Neither do I. I want to have fun!
Hey, Marcely!
What time do you call this? What happened?
What happened is
Sandrinha got more followers than me.
- Baby!
- What?
Don't slam the door!
Did you understand what she said?
What I'm trying to understand
is why you have a Tinder account.
That's what I wanna understand!
But this isn't over.
- I'll show you!
- Show me what?
No! Don't slam the door!
I can't stand this noise! I want silence!
I want peace in my heart!
Oh, my favorite match!
I'm gonna show
that I can be more Sandrinha
than herself!
Hey! Ah! Isn't that how she does it?
I'll do it,
or my name isn't Marcely Menezes!
I couldn't care less, Marcely.
Oh, Lohana!
I need to come up with a strategy.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HAIRCUT?
Honey,
it's perfect.
How did you do it?
Just editing. Cutting here, pasting there,
improving the lighting, upsizing here
A thousand likes in one photo!
And I got 500 more followers, Gustavo.
Fake ass is the power!
I'm gagged, puzzled, choked!
Honey, this is only the beginning!
Okay, but stop stretching the vowels.
- You're overdoing it.
- I can stop whenever I want.
Relax!
You cheated with fake ass, Marcely?
- Did you give it a like?
- No.
But I admit, it was so good
that I could have posted it myself.
I copied it from a New Zealand influencer.
Katelynn Love?
No, Addilyn Yanina.
It's so her.
Well, congratulations to both of you.
You both proved you were right.
Now we can get back to normal.
No way! I've just decided
on the content of the next livestream.
What's on your mind?
It's a surprise!
Spoiler, you'll love it!
Then you'll have to tell me.
I don't follow me anymore.
Dirty trick!
Look who's talking!
I need to think of a counterattack.
Mar Oh, Marcely!
Marcely, don't do that! Hey, Marcely!
So, Ms. Vera, should we have to worry?
Hmm.
Listen, Dad,
how am I gonna do 2018 Neymar's haircut
on Mr. Antônio?
I'm a good barber, really good,
but not a miracle worker.
Son, I promised this would happen,
he's the last customer of the day.
Maybe you can do a capillary filler.
Where's Ms. Vera's wig?
- Do you want him to look like a lady?
- What?
Attention, sincerers!
Today all hell breaks loose.
I'll give you a spoiler.
The secret I'll reveal
is about someone who attends
Mr. Ademar's grocery.
Do you know who I'm talking about? No?
So show up here today at 8:00 p.m.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS
NO CHANCE
Ms. Vera, tell me the truth.
Did you tell anyone
about the forró party on Thursday?
Ms. Vera, if Ms. Val finds out
I'm sneaking Lohana
to forró parties,
I won't have a place to live.
I'll live with you, in your house.
Ms. Vera, have you told anyone
how I prepare the De Mar cookies?
Mm-mm.
Mrs. Vera, have you told anyone
I've been getting busy with Romualdo?
Mrs. Vera, have you told anyone
what I told you about Marcely?
For God's sake.
But I'm in trouble
No need to say anything, okay?
I know I should break up with Luísa
and declare myself to Marcely.
I know that.
But
It's
Okay, Ms. Vera, I had
an overbooking problem, okay?
I sold more seats than there were.
Happy now?
I needed to buy
my ticket to Anitta's concert.
- I knew it!
- Gosh!
There was something fishy
about this Fidelity Pass thing.
Skip the morality lesson.
You're drowning in lies.
But my lies don't affect
the lives of the residents of Ararinhas.
Honey, it's totally true!
If Sandrinha tells on me Jeez, people!
I can't return the money.
I bought the ticket to Anitta's concert.
I'll have to sell my van,
my only livelihood.
Relax, Gu. Surely this secret's about me.
How do you know?
Think about it, Gu.
Who is Sandrinha mad at?
Who does she want to get revenge on?
True! It's definitely you.
Thank God!
Awesome, thank you.
Gustavo, I need to know
what she knows about my secret.
Which secret, honey?
That you dropped out of college
or your platonic crush on Max?
What? Ms. Vera doesn't hear anything.
She has a hearing problem.
You have to speak in front of her.
Right, Ms. Vera?
She doesn't hear, she's senile.
Yeah, but Gu, we need to stop Sandrinha.
We, honey? No.
You created a monster, fight it!
I said, "Nip the evil in the bud."
But nobody listens to me.
Gu, help me, please.
Okay. But I can only think of one way
you can save yourself.
Are you sure, Marcely?
Your hair's beautiful.
Your hair matches your features.
You are beautiful.
You
You look great in anything.
How cute of you to say it.
Oh, I
It'll look terrible. Right?
It will be different.
Uh
Guys, there's no other way.
I have to do this to stop Sandrinha
from telling my secret.
Cut it, Max.
Go ahead!
Oh my God!
- Stop! Wait a minute, there's something
- Oh, Marcely!
What?
Stop what you're doing, sincerers!
The time has come, it is now!
I'm going to reveal a secret
that will shake Ararinhas.
Stay tuned here, on Cely No Filter.
But first
let's take a break!
We're back from our break, sincerers!
And I will reveal the secret!
I don't know if I should.
Yes, I will!
I have a commitment to the truth!
This secret is about
a family relationship drowned in lies.
Thank God it's not about me.
It's about a person
who says one thing to the family
and does another.
I'm gonna kill Mrs. Vera!
The truth is right in front of our faces.
Everyone can see it.
Who is she talking about?
I have no idea! You'd better turn it off.
No, no way!
Look who's here to steal my viewers.
Ready to admit defeat, Marcely?
Yes, Sandrinha! You win!
Wait, what?
There's no need to reveal anyone's secret.
You got 80 more followers than me.
Why are you saying that?
The day is not over yet.
Are you afraid the secret is about you?
What?
Of course not! No. I
I'm
I'm doing it
for the greater good, Sandrinha.
Go ahead, Max!
Are you sure?
- No! Turn off the hair clipper.
- Thank God!
Marcely, you can't do it.
Why not, Sandrinha? I lost, didn't I?
Honey, but you're my friend.
I can't let this happen to you.
If you go bald, you're gonna look awful,
and you're so beautiful!
Oh, honey.
That's so nice.
Plus, I can't wait
to go back to my Sandylovers.
Especially since
I've been getting some threats.
Sandrinha, put an end to this nonsense
of gossiping about other people's lives.
No one needs to know that I get busy
with Romualdo on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Do I like it? Yes. Is it great? Yes.
We have terrific chemistry.
It's so intense.
Wasn't this the secret?
Absolutely not.
- In fact, I
- Sandrinha, listen, it's
Guys, is everything okay?
- Yes.
- Yep.
- Mom?
- What?
What's going on?
So
We met by chance.
- I grabbed her phone before it fell.
- Midair!
- You didn't get hurt?
- No.
- You want a bandage or something?
- No, I'm fine.
You're okay?
So I gotta go, I have a lot to do.
Marcely, don't be late for class.
Sure. Go do your things.
Honey, do you forgive me?
Of course, honey. I took this too far.
I shouldn't have underestimated you.
- It was stupid.
- No. It was my bad.
When I realized you were getting
that haircut, just because
Because of what, Sandrinha?
Would you reveal my secret?
No! Of course, not.
I wasn't gonna reveal your secret!
It was something else.
You know what? Never mind!
Hey, forget it!
This secret thing has gone too far.
Sandrinha, I almost ruined my hair.
Now you have to tell me.
Just tell us, Sandrinha.
Okay!
- But promise not to tell anyone.
- Okay.
Ms. Vera's been hooking up
with her cousin.
Her family found out
and removed her from the WhatsApp group.
Jeez!
But how did her family find out?
Amateur mistake.
You know how Mrs. Vera is.
- She sent nudes to the wrong person.
- Did she send the nude without the face?
It's the first rule of sending nudes.
If she didn't, it's even worse.
- Honey, we totally nailed it!
- Totally!
Move your feet.
- Should we switch profiles again?
- No!
Relax, it's not like
you guys have a lot of secrets.
Son, we'll have to give up
on that Neymar's haircut idea.
Nobody else wants to get
the 2018 Neymar's haircut.
Relax, Dad, I've already got someone.
Who is the brave one?
I can't say.
The client asked for confidentiality.
This is a respectable barbershop.
I respect my customers,
like my father taught me.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Jesus!
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CANCER ASCENDANT IN CANCER
Oh, I did it! I gave him a Super Like!