Off the Hook (2022) s01e06 Episode Script

1
A NETFLIX SERIES
I can't find your dick.
What do you mean?
Shit, you don't get it? That film,
The Party from the 80s.
You know, the scene in the movie theater
with the, the kid, the wiener, the
- No, I
- Never mind.
- It sounds very, very funny.
- Totally.
- Yes, it is.
- I'll watch. I'm gonna write that down.
I'll watch it as soon as I get home
or maybe tomorrow. If, uh
Great.
- What was it called?
- Dude. Dude, forget it.
- The Party.
- The Party?
I don't know it.
It's gonna be crazy.
This show is gonna change your life.
I hope so, Bernie. My God!
There! I burned it for you
so you can rehearse.
Ah, you're the best.
DJ Dig at your service.
Dig, I mean Dig. D-I-G, okay. Not DJ Dick.
Of course,
thank you for clarifying, Bernard.
I think I'd struggle to call you DJ Dick.
Okay, I'm gonna go play this to Léa then.
- All right. Go!
- Thanks, Bernard!
Check out the rapper.
- Hey!
- Hey, what's up!
- How are you, bro? You good?
- Good? Yeah. I'm fine, and you?
- What's up?
- Chaya wants you to call her back.
- You're kidding?
- Yeah. No, I swear.
I told them we worked
on the lyrics together.
But with your bad buzz, and the fact you
haven't done anything in the rap world,
- they're not really into the idea.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry. But you're gonna get
your revenge!
- Okay. Okay, talk to you later.
- Don't worry, okay? Bye, Manon.
Chaya called.
They don't want me on the show.
What?
Oh, I'm so sorry, Manon.
Aw.
We all
come up against closed doors before
before one opens and, uh
They don't always
open at the right time and, uh
- I'm so disappointed.
- I mean,
you worked really hard, Manon.
I didn't do all that for nothing.
Your song is great.
You know, I don't think situations
are either good or bad
- Life
- That's it!
I'm gonna rob the show!
- Wow.
- You know what rob means?
With my words, bro!
Come on, let's go. We need to get ready.
Perfect. Yeah, great. Oh, and don't forget
as we're celebrating the end of our detox,
you can't bring your phone with you.
Okay. Take care, take care.
See you tomorrow.
Oh, fuck.
No big deal, we'll see later, never mind
There's no rush.
Everything I tried went wrong.
When he farted on me.
The dick in the popcorn.
Well, those moves are really weird.
I think it's a sign
from the universe, telling me
not to ruin
this beautiful friendship with Gagan.
Beautiful friendship.
The sexual tension has been building
between you two for ages.
You're so weird, both of you. I mean
Make out already and just be done with it.
It's not that complicated.
But I can't do it. I keep freaking out.
I'm scared. I'm such a chicken.
I'm just a piece of shit.
I think it's better
if I just let him come to me.
And wait for a sign,
a clear obvious sign from him.
The guy massaged your feet.
Don't you think it's a sign?
- You sure about this?
- Extremely sure.
They're not doing this show
without me.
"Your beautiful friendship with Gagan."
DAY 30
Okay, our mission,
infiltrate Enter The Circle.
Bernard and I have been scoping
around the place.
When the audience arrives,
you take all their cell phones.
Under no circumstances should anything
leak from the show, okay?
Fianso can't make it,
but don't worry, we're on top of things.
We start recording at 2:00 p.m.,
so get in to your positions
we'll do a quick rehearsal in 20 minutes.
Cleaning is my duty!
We've got it all planned.
Here's what we're going to do.
Julien, you're gonna drive
Bernie's old van.
Got it.
- Next
- No, I don't think so.
You're on paternity leave,
you're gonna look after Pablo,
I'll drive the van. Thank you.
You don't have
a driver's license.
Okay, he wins. Let's stop there.
So, Julien, you'll park here with the van
at precisely 10:30 a.m.,
because at 11:00 a.m.,
the two guards will be here and here,
at the main entrance,
but we're not going in through there,
way too many people.
We'll go in, pfft to the back. Okay?
There, Carla, it'd be great if you could
find something to get rid of the guard?
Okay. No problem. I have an idea.
Chill, guys, I spent six months
in the Amazon.
Don't worry, I've done this many times.
Ah, okay. Uh, blowtube it is then.
- Blowpipe. Blowpipe.
- Yes!
So
There won't be anybody in this area.
So, we'll go through this corridor
here.
Which brings us to the restroom.
When we come out, we arrive exactly where?
In the audience.
There, we split up.
You and you.
I need you to cause a diversion
so I can get to the stage with Bernie.
What do you suggest?
- Well, we don't
- Huh?
Well?
- Uh, um
- Diversion.
Sorry, but for girls
who planned everything,
there are few blanks to fill in.
- As far as I can tell
- Yes. Please think of something to do.
Have a fight, pretend to pass out
- Oh, right!
- I Please, just do something.
Your aim is to get kicked out
by the guards. That way,
DJ Dick and I, boom! We enter the circle.
Everybody got it?
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
- No. What am I doing?
- You're not coming.
- You got scammed.
- What?
You woke up for nothing. Sorry.
Nah, I'm kidding!
You're gonna stand in the audience
with your phone hidden.
And if things go wrong, you make them
think they're live on Insta.
Okay, got it.
Everyone know what they're doing?
- All right. Let's go!
- Right.
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
ENTER THE CIRCLE
- Stop here.
- Yeah, I'm stopping.
Here we are.
- What?
- What.
What's taking her so long?
It's a fail! There's no guards.
It's all closed.
But don't panic. I've got an idea.
Come on.
- Follow her.
- Hurry, come on!
- You got this, Manon!
- Good luck, guys!
Thank you!
Don't jump in the crowd.
Hurry up!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. We can go in through the roof.
I found a window,
and we can use it to get in.
I've climbed the Himalayas.
Come on!
Let's go! Let's go!
Uh, are we really
going to trust Mimi-Siku?
I don't know, do you have a better idea?
Another solution? Simpler?
- Do you have one? No, you don't!
- No
So, shut up and follow Mimi-Si-Cute, okay?
She's not good under pressure.
Careful you don't get a splinter.
- Fuck.
- Yep.
- Go on. Go on.
- Yeah, onto that uh
- And there.
- Yep
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa! Sorry.
- Oh, shit! Okay. It's fine!
- I'm really sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I swear. I wasn't trying to touch you.
- I wasn't. I promise.
- Ah! Don't worry about it. It was good.
- Huh?
- I didn't mean it was good.
- Get a move on, you dumbasses.
- It was, uh
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Great.
- Yeah.
Two minutes, wait for me.
- He's sleeping, right?
- Exactly.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, definitely!
Oh, goodness.
- You know, you're really impressive.
- Really?
- I mean, the Himalayas is no small feat.
- No, it's not.
Have you traveled a lot?
- I've been to 47 countries.
- No way!
What the hell is she doing?
- How many languages do you speak?
- Hurry, Manon!
- I speak 38 languages.
- No.
I'm really good with my tongue.
- Manon!
- Ugh, wait, we don't have time! Please.
- Manon!
- I'm coming.
Hurry up, guys!
Carla, what are you doing?
Don't worry, it's taken care of.
- Hello!
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
Who are you? What are you doing here? Hey!
Listen. Okay, we split up
when we get to the restrooms, okay?
Okay.
You can make that face all you want,
you're still on paternity leave
in this van.
Shit, that was close! I totally lost him.
- Is your mom still watching Pablo tonight?
- Hmm?
I don't know what's up with her.
I can't get a hold of her.
Okay, well, since your mom is unreachable
and my parents are still dead,
- I'm warning you, you're doing it.
- What?
I'm going out tonight.
Wait! I've been looking
after him for a week, I'm tired!
And? I've done it for four months.
Did you hear me complain once?
I guess not.
Sorry.
Absolutely not!
I'm also going out tonight.
Worst-case scenario,
we'll take him with us.
- It'll be fine.
- Uh, no.
No way! The girls are throwing
a 2000s party,
I've got the perfect outfit, so.
All I want is peace tonight,
you know, no stress.
I want to drink as much as I want,
I want my blood to be spritzer,
and my brain to be toast when I get home!
I want to come back
with my underwear on my head,
I want to relive the effects
of my epidural
and come home totally fucked up.
I want to throw up four times,
that's my plan.
I don't want to hear anyone tell me again,
"Are you gonna be okay with Pablo?
You look a little"
Fine. Fine. Okay, all right. That's fine.
I'll find a solution.
- Good luck with that!
- Good luck with that!
One, two, three.
Okay.
- Okay.
- All right! Okay.
You're going to be great.
You're going to be awesome. Hmm?
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
Shall we do this?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
We're still here in the circle.
We came to turn Paris upside down.
We've had awesome rapping all day,
it's pumping in here!
- Okay.
- Ready?
But now we're gonna finish
with a girl! Ai-yai-yai!
This girl is a pure product
of the suburbs,
she's fought back a lot of people
to get herself in the game.
The boss herself!
Let's make some noise for Chaya!
- Bernie!
- Wow.
Okay. I'm joining the circle.
We're together.
I'm too fast ♪
Being a woman in hip-hop
It's rarely durable, I always want more ♪
I don't smile when I'm happy
I get it, I'm hard to follow ♪
Dumped by our fathers
We raised ourselves ♪
I'm not one to give it up out of anger
That's why I'm here ♪
To follow our brothers' footsteps
We shed tears when they get locked up ♪
Scribbling lyrics, I couldn't sleep ♪
I can already hear
The audience applauding me ♪
Going back to square one
Is what scares me ♪
Look at my mom, so proud
That dough won't last ♪
My success is unexpected
Like a car joining the circle ♪
A while ago, no one believed in me
Today, I am joining the circle ♪
Ooh!
Make some noise for Chaya!
- That was awesome.
- That was awesome. Thank you!
Thank you, you're awesome.
- How's life at the moment?
- Go!
Have you got anything coming up?
Tell us a bit about what you're up to.
Sure, we're just starting
we're just starting the promotion,
but the real plan
What about that slut,
is she still texting you?
Hmm. Huh?
Huh?
Yeah, yeah Uh, no, no.
I blocked her, it's over.
- Really? You jerk!
- I blocked her. Yeah, it's over.
- Yeah. Do you think I'm stupid, Gagan?
- No, I swear.
- I blocked her with my
- Oh, yeah! Sure, sure.
I know you still think about her!
You don't give a shit about me,
- you're always on your phone!
- Stop! You always
- You always see the worst in everything!
- I see the worst in everything?
- You see the worst in everything.
- I see the worst in everything!
- I see the worst in everything!
- You! Yeah, you!
- You see the worst in everything. Period.
- Well, you know
- what your problem is?
- What's my problem?
Your problem is
you don't see anything at all!
- I don't see anything? Why?
- Yeah!
- Are there things I should have seen?
- Yeah.
Tell me what I was supposed
to see that I missed?
Signs, Gagan! You don't see signs!
What's going on?
- Why, did you give me signals?
- Yes, I did!
When I look for your dick in a box
of popcorn that was a fucking sign!
Those are your 30-something
nostalgic references.
Why would I know them?
- I don't get those films.
- Everyone knows that film. It's a classic!
I don't know, it's like, uh
"You had me at hello,"
or "Nobody puts Baby in a corner,"
or "We were on a break"!
Your signs are driving me crazy!
- How about a little bit more concrete.
- Go ahead!
- My feelings for you. They're concrete!
- Come on, man.
- Go on, move!
- There you go!
That's something concrete!
Hi! Excuse me. Sorry.
Could I take the mic
for a little bit, real quick?
Who's that? Is this normal?
I don't know what's going on.
It's ridiculous.
It really won't take long. Three minutes.
This isn't the street. You're not invited,
you don't get on stage.
Come on. Let me try,
you have nothing to lose.
Except that you're live on Insta.
Oh, come on! How does he have
his phone on him?
You've got to be kidding me!
Let her rap.
Isn't the whole point of the show
to discover new talent?
That's it, right? Let her do it!
Okay hustler. Three minutes.
- Thank you.
- Damn it!
- Yes!
- Show them what you got, sis.
- Thanks. Damn straight.
- Thanks.
Ever since I was a kid ♪
I've been fed up
With being compared to others ♪
My sister always made it better
Now that she's gone ♪
My life is not the same
One day, you're done with grief ♪
Or so they say ♪
Thankfully, my close friends
Take my mind off things ♪
Now I will make music
Only when I want to sing ♪
Nobody will tell me how to live
And the haters are gonna leave ♪
Today is the first day of my new life ♪
I've been stuck
In the void for too long ♪
I haven't known what to do with my life
For too long ♪
When things get tough
I clench my teeth to not give up ♪
Today, the fear is gone, I'm moving up ♪
I've been stuck
In the void for too long ♪
I haven't known what to do with my life
For too long ♪
When things get tough
I clench my teeth to not give up ♪
Today, the fear is gone, I'm moving up ♪
Fame stinks just like shit ♪
I haven't seen my mother
Be proud in a while ♪
I have this bitter taste
I didn't mean to disappoint her ♪
I didn't mean to keep quiet either
I had a promise to keep ♪
I'm full of memories, I collected shitty
jobs and saw no pennies ♪
But I'm true to myself and nobody tells
Me what do you so you can be proud of me ♪
I'm sorry I had to leave ♪
I was backed into a corner
I felt like it was over ♪
But your voice lingers in my head
And your words will last forever ♪
That was good, girl!
- For real?
- Really good! What's your name?
- Uh Manon.
- Okay. You got a number I could
to Fianso, you know, so he can call you
to talk more seriously
- instead of with your badass methods!
- Yeah, sorry.
- Uh, it's, it's my landline. It's uh, 331
- Landline, for real?
Of course not. I'm kidding.
Hold on, it's 310, 554 No, 3 No, um
I think I forgot my phone number.
It's all right. I'll give it to you.
- Did she smash or what?
- She was awesome. Seriously, well done!
Well done!
Come here, you killed it!
I'm so proud of you.
All right, all right.
Let me go, let me go!
- Yeah, thanks! Yeah.
- Let's go!
You killed it! You killed it!
Hey!
All right! The baby!
Riviera Hotel, two-minute stop!
Awesome! But remember to clean
the apartment for the party tonight.
Ah, shut up!
The Riviera team wishes you
a pleasant and sunny afternoon.
Thank you.
- Psst! I did it!
- What, you saw a shrink?
No, I kissed Gagan!
- What? No!
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh, I'm so happy for you.
- Thanks! I swear.
It was crazy, insane.
I've never felt anything like it.
It was incredible, it felt natural,
but at the same time,
you know, it was intense, a little sexy.
It was awesome.
- Oh, I'm so happy!
- Yeah!
And you can trust me, sis,
he's gonna make your legs tremble.
- Léa!
- Yes!
I've got an eye for that.
Can you come with me, please?
Of course.
Coming.
She's definitely getting fired.
So, Léa, tell me. Are you
are you still all alone?
No boyfriend, no no ties, none of that?
Uh no. None of that.
Well, I I mean, I met someone.
I mean, I didn't just meet him,
we actually knew each other before
- Can I just interrupt you?
- It's actually really si Yes, yeah.
Yes, because I have a fairly urgent issue.
I need you for a supervising manager role.
No way! That's awesome!
In Fort-de-France, in Martinique.
Really? It's not exactly
around the corner. But
Listen, the group is opening a new hotel,
Le Petit Marais.
The person who was supposed
to take the job was pregnant.
Quite a story. She denied it.
So, we're stuck without anyone and I need
someone who can go at a moment's notice.
Okay. Yes. Uh, of course.
Sorry. I just wasn't expecting
such great news. Today.
- And, well, I
- We need someone to start in 72 hours.
- That is very short notice.
- So?
Is that a yes?
Oh-ho, wow!
Hey, check out Bernie!
I'll be right back!
I'm gonna grab a beer.
Saka mâché doudou!
- Stop it!
- What's wrong?
I haven't told anyone yet.
- No!
- Yes.
- Not even
- No, especially not to him!
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna grab my beer.
- Do you want some advice?
- No!
Be honest! I keep telling you.
Oh, thanks!
I haven't thought of that at all.
All right, Léa, you need to stop
avoiding this like the plague!
It's really not that hard!
You go and see him,
you tell him, "I need to talk to you".
Tell him about Martinique.
You just need to be brave for two seconds.
You'll leave without talking about
what happened between you two?
No, no, no, honey, no. You're gonna do it
or else you'll regret it.
Plus, you'll gonna call me on FaceTime
every day crying your eyes out.
And I have better things to do.
You know me. I'm honest.
What's wrong? Be happy, smile.
Come on, let's go.
Come on!
Yes, I told you!
We missed the whole thing.
Come on, it's a party.
No one arrives on time.
- Yes they do.
- Hey, how's it going?
Hey, what's up?
Oh, wow! All right! Welcome, Lady Gaga.
What time do you call this?
What did you do in the end?
- Who's babysitting Pablo?
- If you only knew.
An obvious choice.
My little Pablo!
Shall we take a picture for everyone.
Here we go. Okay.
There we go.
MIREILLE HAS LEFT THE GROUP
I don't know why
I didn't think of it earlier.
Well, because you're a misogynist asshole
who thinks it was only mom's job?
"Misogynist asshole!"
You know, Léa,
life without a cell phone is impossible.
- We got lost three times on our way here.
- Through six arguments.
Then we have to go and see your neighbor,
Mr. Michaud, so he could lend us his phone
so we can call Philippe,
so he could tell us,
"I'll come and find you
if there's a problem with Pablo."
Because Phillipe needs to be able
to call us if anything happens with Pablo,
- you know?
- Whoa!
Fuck! I think he blinded me.
All right, I'm telling you all now,
I'm getting drunk tonight.
Always a pleasure to see you, Gogan.
Gagan. My name is Gagan.
- Your brother's still calling me Gogan.
- Yeah.
You know what? When we kissed earlier,
it didn't even feel weird.
I swear. It almost felt natural.
Was it the same for you?
Do you want some chips?
Oops! Shit!
Aah! We're all out! Wait there.
I'll be right back. I'll go get some.
We make love, we live our lives ♪
Day after day, night after night
What's the point of being on Earth ♪
If it's to kneel all the time ♪
What's the point of being on Earth ♪
Come on!
Two seconds of bravery! Just two.
That's all, just two. Come on now.
- Let's do this! Let's
- Léa!
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Let's go. It's almost midnight.
- All right.
- Let's go.
End of the detox, girl.
- Let's do it! Okay.
- All right! Come on!
Go on!
Oh, wow!
Oh! Aah!
- Let's go!
- Ooh!
You fixed everything?
Thanks, bro. You're awesome.
- You're the best.
- Go, go, go!
Come on.
Oh, my god!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God!
Open Instagram! Come on!
- Open Instagram.
- Ah, stop it! You're stressing me out.
- Open it!
- Fuck! I'm sure I'm getting
terrible notifications.
Hang on, I don't have to inflict
this on myself right now.
No, no, don't worry. I'm sure
everyone's forgotten about your bad buzz.
Plus, there must be a girl
somewhere in the world
who ate shit for everyone
raging on her right now.
- It's fine.
- Whatever, come on!
Type #MANONRDLC, Enter the Circle.
Why? What have you done now?
Don't worry, just write it.
What?
I couldn't resist.
Seriously, you were so good.
I put it online after the show.
It got more than 10,000 likes
- Get out!
- in an hour! Yeah, they loved you!
You're welcome! Even Fianso reposted it.
- I don't believe you!
- He did! I swear like,
"Enter the Circle's new talent."
- Really!
- I'm the one who put you out there.
They're crazy for it!
With all my new followers,
the video started getting a big buzz.
I'm launching your career here!
By the way, I'm ready
to be your new manager.
Yeah.
First, can we just congratulate this guy
for a very impressive monologue?
Well done.
- Go on!
- Secondly,
when did you start doing
things behind my back?
- Ooh.
- And thirdly, thank you, I'm kidding!
- Oh, you're so sweet!
- Can we see?
Oh, sure, look.
Wait, go straight on Instagram.
Go on!
But I don't have my phone tonight.
I don't believe you.
- Did you see it, Julien?
- It's amazing!
- Awesome!
- Let me see.
Oh, man. I'm so relieved!
The way you blew me off,
I swear, I I thought
- you must be really upset. Okay, great.
- Wait. Because
You're blowing me off again. Yes.
No, I'm not. It's not that at all.
It's nothing like that.
It's just that before you get excited.
And you get me excited and all that,
you know,
I just need to tell you something.
Yeah.
To stutter like this, it must be
really important. What's up, Léa?
Blanchard offered me a promotion,
for a job in Martinique.
So, it's great news actually.
I mean, for me, it's a crazy opportunity
and I can't really say no.
I can't say no. It's really
but at that the same time
I have to leave in 72 hours. Well
Now, it must be maybe 66, 65
I mean, I don't know.
The clock is ticking. So
I don't know
what's gonna happen with us.
- Because I can't, I
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Léa.
Listen.
What you're telling me is awesome.
You have to take the job, you can't stay!
You can't stay here for me.
It's awesome! Martinique!
Léa, you have to go.
Okay.
And don't worry about me,
you leaving won't affect me for a second.
Okay, I'll just drink some bleach.
A little.
But it's just bleach, it's not that bad.
I'm sorry.
- I really wanted things to be different.
- Don't worry.
I'm sure we'll hook up again one day.
Before you hit menopause.
It's gonna be so empty.
I'm happy for you, but
it's gonna be empty.
Well, maybe it's time to move out.
- No?
- No way. No.
I'll just put your room on Airbnb.
That's it.
Okay.
- What's that?
- I don't know.
What is that?
- What?
- Oh, it's my phone!
Ah! Oh, my god, my god!
What's this number?
It's Fianso!
- Fianso. Who's Fianso?
- Dude!
- Fianso! Fianso! The rapper!
- Fianso? Who?
- The one who runs Enter The Circle!
- Yeah!
Yes. He wants to see me tomorrow
at 6:00 p.m. to talk about rap!
Oh, my god, I'm so happy for you,
that's great!
That's awesome!
- Yes!
- Congratulations!
Okay! Great! That's so great!
That's awesome!
I'm using one finger like my mom.
It's so bad.
This is awesome! Because
You'll see, you'll see, you're gonna go,
and you won't even notice I'm gone.
Because that's really awesome.
So great. I mean it. It's really great.
I'm so happy.
I promise that when it gets really cold
here in the winter,
I'll come and visit. Okay?
Anyway, you tour will definitely come
to Martinique!
What?
Your your world tour
will definitely come to Martinique.
- I'm so happy I did this detox with you.
- Me too.
See, I can have great ideas too.
Yeah. Well, one in 600
is still not a great record.
- Shut up.
- Fair enough.
- Okay, will you help me?
- Sure.
Yeah, great!
I don't know when I'll be back, so.
- I'm going to miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
All right. What's taking them so long?
It's not that hard to wish
someone "safe travels"?
We've been waiting like a pair
of melons for 20 minutes.
- She's gonna miss her flight.
- You really haven't figured it out yet?
What?
Bernie!
- Oh, yeah!
- That's it.
Oh! Get over here.
- Yep! Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
Ah, come on!
Yep, yep, yep!
- Get out!
- Hell yeah!
- You're killing me!
- Come on. You really are blind!
Crap! I'm so late! I'm late! I'm late!
- It's all right. You're not late.
- I'm gonna miss my flight!
I am, oh, god! Shit, shit, shit!
- Okay.
- Okay. Go.
Bye. No, what? On the cheek, really?
- No. Of course not.
- Seriously? A kiss on the cheek?
I was just give you a hug!
- A hug? It was a kiss on the cheek!
- I swear! Yeah!
- Do you want this? Stop talking.
- What the? No.
I don't want that.
I know we're not together, but still,
- a kiss on the cheek.
- Obviously, we're not together. You said
- it was better that way. Remember?
- Yeah, I remember we said
- it was better this way as I'm leaving.
- Okay. All right.
- All right, okay. Well, bye!
- Bye. All right.
- Ciao!
- See you! All right.
- Goodnight! Goodbye!
- Goodbye. Goodbye!
Farewell.
- That's so good.
- Yeah!
Okay, okay. No, no, no.
- We said no.
- No!
- We said no.
- All right.
We said no! Okay, I'm leaving.
One more? Okay.
Okay
Ah, Gate B 22. Where is that?
Ah, B 22
- Oh, shit. It's the hotel!
- Ooh.
- Hello, this is Léa?
- Hello, Léa!
- Mom?
- Hi, oh, god. I don't know what to do.
- Yes? Hello? Wait hold on.
- Léa, can you hear me?
- Calm down, calm down, calm down. What?
- Can you hear me fucking phone!
- Léa Léa
- I can't understand a word you're saying.
- Léa, it's an emergency!
- Who is it?
- Hello?
- Léa
- Hello?
- Yes? Yes?
We fucked up! We really fucked up!
- What Shh!
- Wait, what stocks? Where are you?
- Stocks of what?
- We used all our savings
- to buy unsold clothes
- What? What?
- from a guy in Puducherry.
- Shit!
- Where's Puducherry?
- What the hell are you doing in India?
- What?
- We found his details online.
- What?
- Oh, but we got scammed.
- But Mom
- Who the fuck does that?
- We don't have any more time!
- We have 24 hours
- to make bail! You have to help us!
- No, just they said bail.
No, no, no!
- What?
- What? Wait! Hello, hello?
- Wait, Mom!
- Hello, hello, hello?
Ah, fuck!
- Ah, shit!
- No!
- Yes.
- No way.
Shit!
- Léa, no. There's no way!
- We're going to India
I can't deal with them anymore!
Fuck, they drive me crazy!
No signal.
No wifi.
Bernie? What are you doing here?
I'm not going to leave my Mimi,
so I bought a ticket.
Huh? But you heard him?
- What the hell is going on?
- What? You don't need a lawyer?
- Yes.
- Good. Well, I'm coming then.
Bernard?
I don't get it.
Apparently he knows your mom.
I don't understand,
since when do you know Mireille?
It's a long story.
Did you hear that?
No.
He's holding my hand.