Olivia Attwood's Bad Boyfriends (2024) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
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OLIVIA ATTWOOD: 'Previously,
with the girls' undercover mission
'still playing on their minds'
There's obviously other girls
that were out that night
that we've not, like, debriefed.
Yeah.
So we're still a bit like
question mark.
'..the boys were told to hand over
their most prized possession.'
Nothing good comes from looking
through someone's phone.
There you go.
Who's that?
He's messaged a girl
and said, "Hello."
I don't know what that was.
You can't just say, "I don't know."
'Now the girls will finally get
to see
'what their boyfriends got up to
with their own eyes.'
Disgusted.
SHE GASPS
GIRLS: 'No comment?'
Is that how you're moving?
I don't remember.
For what? You don't remember that?
SHE SNIFFLES
'And as the competition
'to be the most improved boyfriend
hots up'
LAUGHTER
'..will the past come back to haunt
some of the couples?'
We're having a conversation.
Well, then let me conversate, then.
All right, now who's walking away?
I'm completely done with you, man.
Be done. Sick of your shite anyway.
You don't wanna be
in this relationship, do you?
HE SIGHS
MUSIC: 'Falling'
by Lyra
# Do you wanna hold her?
Do you want me back? #
Put little fingers.
It's my tiny ears
are causing problems again.
Just literally
WOMAN: Shove it in.
Shove it in.
The girls have asked to see footage
of the boys' night out on the strip.
'As we enter the forgiveness phase
of the project,
'I feel it's time to give the girls
what they've been waiting for -
'the chance to see for themselves
'what their boyfriends really
got up to on their night out.'
'We only know what has been said
to us about the night out,
'but there was
loads more people there,
'and there was
loads more girls there.
'I think that there is a lot more
that we don't know
'because we've not heard
or seen everything yet.'
'My heart is racing.
'I can feel it
about to come out my chest.
'I'm just hoping Bayley
has told me everything
'and he's been truthful with me.'
'I don't think I'm ready to watch it
'cos I'm still kind of angry
about just hearing about it.'
# I'm falling, falling
Falling, falling #
I've kind of had it
in the back of my mind
that it's something I wanna do
since the beginning of the project.
I think it's a good opportunity
for them to see how far
their boyfriends have
or haven't come.
There's a lot of potential
for this to go completely tits up.
Should we get
this party started, then?
# Falling, falling
Falling, falling #
Hi, guys.
You all right? Hello.
In the mood for a film?
Yeah, I can't wait.
# Run to the beat
I run to the beat of my heart. #
Ooh.
Hi, everyone. Hi.
ALL: Hello.
Tonight, we're gonna see how far
you've come since the project began.
From the beginning, there's been
a lot of talk about what happened
on that night on the strip
and what didn't.
And tonight,
we're gonna draw a line under it
because you will see for yourselves.
# At last, the time #
Everyone looked like they were just
about to shit themselves.
'I don't think
this is gonna be good.'
Saph, I can see the foot going.
Talk to me.
Ryan's, like, playing it down,
telling me he doesn't remember,
and it wasn't that deep.
Let's just see how far he went.
I knew that I wasn't
very well behaved,
and I think that made me
really nervous.
It was something that happened
at the beginning of the process,
and we just kind of have to remember
how much progress
we have been making.
Liily, the infamous body shot.
Yeah, I want to see it for myself.
For any relationship to work,
you need to have
complete transparency,
and that is the purpose
of this test.
First, we're gonna watch
the night out of The Gold Members,
which consisted of Ruben,
Sam and Tom T.
Let's watch.
'Energy, energy, energy,
energy, boys. Come on!'
LAUGHTER
This is so cringe with the sound.
Ah, mate.
LAUGHTER
Follow my lead. I have an idea.
He's buzzing. Yeah.
GIRL: Where are you from?
Dublin.
Listen, keep talking.
GIRLS LAUGH
All right. Yeah.
What else you need me to say?
I'm good. I'm here.
Ruben you idiot. Where is he?
'What's your name?'
'Ruben.'
'Ruben?'
'Yeah, yeah.'
GIGGLING,
LAUGHTER
'Nah, drop the slut drop.
Drop the slut drop!'
Drop the slut drop.
I wanna do a little slut drop.
CHEERING
'Wow.
'I didn't know
that was gonna come back up.'
Going in your belly button.
WHOOPING
WHOOPING
CHUCKLING
Disgusted.
It's embarrassing, like.
But he enjoyed it, though.
He was laughing, so
I wasn't laughing cos I enjoyed it,
but I knew it
Oh, you were laughing ear to ear.
I know it's hard to see it,
and I have to take that on board.
No, I love to see it.
I'm here for it, like.
I need to see it.
Yeah, but I'm saying it's
I needed to see it.
..it's going through it again.
That's my point.
Me having to watch him do body shots
and then seeing him smiling
while she was doing it, like,
he was pure laughing,
that's a bit of a piss-take.
Like, that's some bullshit, really.
# I know what to do
# I'll find you. #
OK, so next up we're gonna watch
The Red Devils.
Ryan, Tom J and Bayley, that's you.
Anya's just about to see what
a piece of shit I was that night
and I deserve everything that comes
to me, to be honest with you.
I don't think
I was ready to watch it
because I was still anxious
hearing about it.
So physically watching it,
I knew it would frustrate me,
and it did.
Hey, do you want one?
GIRLS: Yeah!
All right. Are you getting a shot?
Yeah, can we have a shot?
'Hi.'
'How are you?'
Oi, I didn't think
you were doing it!
Go on! Good boy.
All right, go on.
Suck it all up.
'Oi, get it in there.'
Rub it in. Go on.
CHUCKLING
Wait, you were telling me
not to do it. Oi.
'Oi.'
I didn't see this.
'I didn't see that.'
'No, I actually can't!'
'I didn't see that.'
Nah, not that face.
Oh, no!
'Get me away from you.'
GIRL: No?
Do you actually see yourself?
I did tell you I danced.
Do you see yourself?
I did tell you I danced like that.
Come on, brother! Get sexy.
SHE GASPS
SHE LAUGHS
GASPS
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious?
BOTH: I did not see that.
Ryan, I swear to God.
You typed it.
GIRLS: 'No comment?'
So you're in a situationship.
Done, done, done,
done, done, done, done.
First of all, you're a liar.
You told me that she put
you didn't put your Instagram
in her phone.
Mm. Second of all, you let that girl
basically fucking kiss you.
Are you serious?
I didn't know that happened.
What do you mean? OK, cool.
Watch next time I go out.
I'm not gonna know
what's happening then.
When I saw the clips,
I was so angry,
and I was so hurt by him.
'I didn't wanna speak to him.
I didn't even wanna look at him.'
She grabbed your face,
and then the other girl's grabbing
your fucking dick.
Is that how you move?
I don't remember.
For what? You don't remember that?
I don't remember all of that.
Bro, do you think a man
is coming near my tits
and I'm gonna let that happen and
then tell you I don't remember that
and then let it be filmed?
You fucking disrespected me there.
And I actually can't believe that.
I'm not even going to cry right now.
I apologise for the way I behaved.
I don't want to hear it.
Nothing would make me disrespect
our relationship and him like that.
Him giving his social media details
over to Liily,
what was the intention behind that?
And you're literally saying,
"I'm engaged,"
and then laughing like I'm a joke.
I'm not laughing that we're engaged.
Right, a lot to unpack,
and tensions are high.
Anya.
I'm not shocked.
Not shocked?
No.
I know he's a flirty person.
I know he does stuff on a night out.
But I do feel like Bayley
got the brunt of it.
Like, he got made to be the
like, the worst one out of them all.
But I do feel like they were all
as bad as each other.
MARIA: 'Anya lets Bayley kind of
get away with things too quickly.
'Like, be angry a little bit more.
'Put him in the doghouse
a little bit more.
'Like, of course, forgive him.
Like, go for it, forgive him.'
But don't forgive him
in the same hour.
Forgive him in two days.
Everything you saw in there,
you already knew, no?
Yeah, but it still doesn't
make it acceptable.
Nah, I'm not saying it's acceptable.
'I started to really block
my feelings out with Bayley.'
I'm at the stage where I have
a bit of a poker face
and I just kind of put a wall up.
Well, again, I am sorry,
and obviously,
that is out of line, and
you shouldn't be treated like that.
Since that happened,
I've been trying to make it right.
And obviously, I wanna treat you
a lot better than I have been.
So I do love you, so
'I feel like Bayley's
just too comfortable,
'and he even said to me
'he doesn't think
I'll walk away from him.'
I don't think he actually realises
how much it hurts me.
Carly, how do you feel
about Tom J's?
Imagine you watching me doing
what you were just doing in a club
with a boy licking me
like, licking up my belly.
Yeah, I know.
I've said that, though, before.
You're not learning your lessons.
That's the problem.
You think it's funny.
When you're with of people,
you think you're class clown.
Do you not cringe at yourself
watching that?
Nah, yeah, obviously.
I said that before it started.
I'd be embarrassed if I were you.
I wouldn't be like that
on a normal night out.
You'd be worse. Cameras were there.
You were aware they were there.
No, on a normal night out.
You'd be worse.
Obviously, you make scenarios
in your head
when people tell you
what's happened,
but to actually see it for yourself,
you never want to see, like,
your boyfriend around anyone else,
never mind getting their belly
licked by another girl.
Sam, was that
an uncomfortable watch for you?
Bayley was quite handsy
Well, obviously, yeah,
because he's my mate in here.
..with Jordi.
And that's my girlfriend.
It's a bit uncomfortable.
I was set a task.
Yeah, I know, but
I was set a task as well.
I was set a task as well, Jordi.
So was Sam.
Your task wasn't to speak to girls
to try and see
how far they would go -
that was our task.
Your task weren't to get
a lap dance.
I'm not trying to argue.
No, the task was to see
how far the boys would take it.
No other girls did it.
Because none of the other boys
took it that far.
All right, but you All right, OK.
Do you feel like progress
has been made?
Do you feel like your boyfriends
would behave differently
if they were set that test today?
If there was more guys there,
he probably would have done more.
Oh, don't even ask.
After seeing that footage,
I should be the one
being pissed off, not him.
So it made me feel like,
you know, was the problem me?
Cos I really don't think
the problem is me here.
Guys, I know that was tough,
but this test was ultimately
all about total transparency,
and the aim is for you
to build trust from this point.
And now you know the truth
I want you to focus
on moving forward.
I'm sure you guys have
a lot to talk about,
so I'm gonna leave you to it.
I won't pick the film next time.
Don't worry.
How did you all enjoy
movie night, anyway?
Enjoy it or what?
'That was really, really tough.
'That's the hardest thing
I think I've done.'
Ryan's depiction of that night
was really watered down,
and I think for Saph to watch,
that was really hard.
A few of them,
it was uncomfortable viewing.
'Bayley.
'Bayley, but then Anya just
I don't know.'
She just seemed so
so accepting of it,
and, "I know he's flirty."
I mean, I have to try and stay
impartial when I'm sat there.
It's like, "It's more than flirty."
Is that what you act like
when you're on a night out? No.
But now you've seen it, like,
obviously, I wasn't lying
about anything.
There wasn't anything else.
I mean, there was a random girl
taking a body shot off of you.
Yeah, I know.
And you're pushing her head down.
I know. It's stupid.
It's not even funny.
It's not funny.
Being told about the night out
was one thing,
but seeing it in front of me,
I just think,
"Did Bayley really do that to me?"
Makes me feel so sick.
But you need to grow up
and not be egged on by the boys.
I know.
She's been
the best girlfriend, and
I've treated her
like absolute shit.
I need to grovel.
I know what I need to do.
I feel like now is my time
to kind of prove to her
that this isn't
how I was brought up.
I wanna treat you well.
Like, that
that's not treating you well.
I'm really sorry.
I know I've obviously
probably told you this before.
A few times.
I'm holding my hands up
and dealing with it
and I wanna make things right.
OK.
I used to open up to him a lot,
but I've kind of, like,
protected myself now
so that he doesn't hurt me
any more.
RYAN:
SAPH:
SHE SOBS
RYAN:
SAPH:
RYAN:
SAPH:
I just wanted everyone
to leave me alone
because I did not wanna flip,
I didn't wanna get angry,
I didn't wanna scream and shout
because I'm 30 years old.
I'm not gonna be screaming
and shouting at my fiancee.
'And it's like
even when I went to bed,
'he was like,
"I'm gonna come and sleep with you,"
'and it's like
I didn't even have the energy
'to tell him to leave me alone.'
I felt sad.
# Why does love
Always have to hurt? #
What are you angry about?
Just talk. Say what you wanna say.
What are you angry about?
Just talk and say
what you wanna say.
What are you angry about?
This whole bullshit
is what I'm pissed off about.
The way you keep talking
and chatting, it's pissing me off.
Making that stupid comment like
I would have done more
if there was other boys there.
What the fuck does that mean?
I said
you would have probably done more
if there was more boys
and more drink involved.
HE KISSES TEETH
Whatever, man.
It's always "whatever".
It is, yeah.
You don't have to walk away
like that.
I actually do.
We're having a conversation.
Well, then let me
fucking conversate, then!
Ruben, you're constantly
making comments.
Cos I'm sick of your bullshit.
You're sick of my bullshit?
You think you shit gold.
I'm sick of your bullshit.
And I'm sick of you
being immature like that.
This is not a conversation.
This is talking over each other.
This is not a conversation.
All right, now who's walking away?
I'm completely done with you, man.
Be done. Sick of your shite anyway.
You're sick of my shit?
I'm sick of it.
OK.
You're impossible to speak to.
You're impossible to speak to.
You're imposs
You're sick of my shit?
You're doing it again.
You're sick of my shit?
Is that what you mean?
Just walk away, man. Just walk away.
Like talking
to a brick fucking wall.
Shut the fuck up.
Whatever, man.
Fucking
MUSIC: 'Mad About The Boy'
by Dinah Washington
# I'm mad about the boy
# And I know it's stupid
To be mad about the boy #
OLIVIA ATTWOOD: Yay!
'After an eventful night
for some of the couples,
'my reformed bad boyfriend, Brad,
'has flown out to see me
to offer up some moral support.'
Hey.
Hello.
# I'm so ashamed of it
But must admit #
You all right?
I've missed you.
I've missed you, too. You good?
Yeah, I'm all right. How do I look?
Tired.
I'm fucked.
Come see where the magic happens.
Are you gonna show me around?
This is the house, but talk quietly
cos they're filming.
It's bigger
than I thought it was gonna be.
It's huge, isn't it?
Yeah. It's massive.
How youse both feeling this morning
now you've slept on it?
I mean, yeah, obviously,
I just needed some sleep because,
you know, my mind was just going
all over the place.
I'm feeling a bit meh,
and there's lots of parts
of that night
that Ryan doesn't remember
or didn't happen,
which I saw happen.
So it frustrated me a lot,
to be honest with you.
'Yeah. I'm just
I'm just disappointed in him.'
Not the best feeling.
You know when you see
how you behave,
obviously, you don't remember all
the small little details and that,
do you know what I mean?
So a bit disappointed in myself.
Yeah, course.
But
RYAN EXHALES
..all we can do
is just move forward.
Things can just come across
a bit different as well
Yeah.
..when you're put in a situation.
Yeah. Erm
Scrambled eggs?
Whatever.
Cooking yours today, is he?
Yeah. Thank you.
CHUCKLING
Cooking it for the next two months,
I think.
On here, some of the bad boyfriends.
Talk me through 'em.
Ryan's in for being a man-child.
He's also a massive flirt.
Tom J,
eight years on-and-off, cheating.
Tom T, man-baby.
He doesn't know how to do anything,
but he's an angel.
Is that what I'd be in here for?
No, you'd be in here
for a combina
like, a double combo
cos obviously
I feel like that's
a little bit harsh.
Ironically, a lot of the theory
of this show is based off you,
my reformed bad boyfriend who's now,
like, the perfect husband.
That night out stuff last night.
Mm.
Some of the stuff I did,
I was like, fucking hell.
We got to go through this all again?
I thought we squashed this
last night.
I'm just saying, like,
I feel like the girls made out
it was just me.
Mm.
They did. Like, they came in,
and they were like,
"Oh, Anya,
Bayley was the worst one."
But I guess
they didn't see what Ryan done.
Mm. True.
Today's a new day.
# There's a heart stain
On the carpet
# I left it
# I left it with you
# And the truth is that I'm sorry
# Though I told you not to worry
# I'm just some dumb kid
Trying to kid myself
# That I got my shit together #
Can we talk?
Yeah.
You slept on the couch.
Here, Ruben.
That wasn't going to work, Liily.
You know that.
Do you feel like Ruben wants
to fix this relationship?
I've tried to have a chat
with him Yeah.
..but he's very, like, closed off
about it.
Yeah, you were saying.
Even with Liily, though, like,
cos I've spoken to her,
and she doesn't really know
what the problem is.
I don't think there is, though.
I just think maybe
he's just doing it on purpose.
Yeah. You know, when it goes too far
and then you just don't really know
what the issue is any more.
Mate, just leave it.
You should be happy. Mm-hm.
I feel like we kind of dealt
with it in the right way.
We just went straight to bed,
slept on it.
We woke up this morning with, like,
a fresh face and, you know, like,
we just a fresh outlook
to the situation. Mm-hm.
Personally,
I wouldn't be going about it
the way he's going about it.
I just want to apologise
for how I reacted
and how I lost my head yesterday.
Regardless of how I felt,
it's not how I want to react
or act or treat you in any way.
What have you been feeling?
I don't really feel like
I can be open and talk to you.
So what's wrong?
Tell me what's wrong.
I can't talk about it.
Whenever you're upset
and you're angry
and you say you need
space or time
When I say I need space,
I mean 20 minutes, half an hour.
You ask me to respect you.
I'm just asking you to respect me.
I just need it.
But you've never talked this long
to actually talk to me.
Look, I just wanted to make sure
you were OK and apologise.
No, I'm not OK.
You don't want to be
in this relationship, do you?
I didn't say that.
That's what it seems like to me.
# That's the feeling
I want to get used to
# But there's no man as terrified
# As the man who stands
To lose you. #
# I got the flame to start a fire
# And I'm gonna take
Take it higher #
OLIVIA: Ryan?
SQUEAKY VOICE: Ryan?
RYAN MIMICKING HER: "Ryan?"
I feel like I wake up every day,
and that's all I hear, "Ryan?" Ryan?
So, this is an intimacy survey.
I'm gonna get the couples
to fill out these surveys,
and then we will go through
the results.
Do you want to do it together?
Not our intimacy together, because
that is obviously purely platonic.
Right.
So this is you rating Brad, OK?
The star of the show.
The belle of the ball.
Bradley Dack.
OK, let's do this.
What is your favourite sex position?
I like to lie on my side if
I'm feeling, if I'm really tired
and just watch telly.
Does that hit the spot?
But if I was when I actually
can be bothered to move, doggy.
What about you?
Just any.
Just anything you can get?
Pretty much.
Have you ever faked an orgasm
with Brad?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you've got somewhere to be,
there's a dinner reservation,
and I know
I'm not going to get there,
let's all have a nice time
and call it a day.
Kissing, rate Brad, one to ten.
Yeah, nine.
Why not ten?
Oh.
I just said nine because I lead you.
I make you better, so
Brad, fuck off.
I know I'm a great kisser.
I kiss a lot of dudes, OK?
I have to be careful
cos I've got really big teeth.
LAUGHS
# I like the way you kiss me.
# I can tell you're listening
# I can tell it hits
Hits, hits, hit
# Not tryna be romantic
# I'll hit it from the back
Just so you don't get attached. #
But, like, when we argue,
we really do argue, you know?
But we can't stay mad
at each other for too long.
OLIVIA: Intimacy is an important
part of any relationship
but can be
especially difficult to discuss.
So how well do our couples
actually know each other's needs
in the bedroom?
I'm about to find out.
Hi, guys.
Hi. Hello.
Hi-hi.
Hello.
Hi. Come join me.
I have something fun planned.
Today, it's boys versus girls.
Today's test is all about
romance, intimacy, and sex.
We've got this.
Come on, boys.
I've missed these boys v girls.
Good, isn't it?
You boys looking confident?
Let's see how long that lasts.
Earlier, we asked you to fill out
a survey revealing information
about your intimacy, relationship,
and sex lives together.
How well do you know your
partner's likes and dislikes?
One at a time,
I'm going to read a statement
to either the girls' team
or the boys' team.
And all you have to do
is work out who said what.
THEY LAUGH
If you think it's your girlfriend
or boyfriend talking about you,
you must step forward.
Oh!
If your team's correct,
you'll get a point.
And at the end of the game, the team
with the most points wins a reward.
Girls first.
Whose boyfriend describes his kink
as feet and nipple play?
I feel like I know this.
Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Yeah, didn't have time
to talk about it. We just
That is correct.
APPLAUSE
That was quick, wasn't it, George?
Sam, feet and nipple play, yeah?
Yeah.
What else more do I say?
OK, boys, guessing.
Whose girlfriend claims
her partner can go on for ages?
Oh. How long is long?
Forty-seven seconds. Forty-eight.
Same.
THEY LAUGH
LIILY: I find it funny
that Ruben stepped forward.
He has great stamina
and all that,
but he doesn't necessarily mean he
can last long, if that makes sense.
I'll let you have this one, man.
The right answer is
Sapphia and Ryan.
APPLAUSE
RYAN: 'It's not a bad question
to get right.'
I don't really know what to say
to that one, I guess, erm
Yeah,
I guess I've got good stamina.
Well done, Ryan.
Thank you.
Good for you, Saph.
Thank you.
Bloody hell. He does go on for ages.
And when I'm talking ages,
I'm talking, like,
longer than 45 minutes sometimes.
So I'm proud
that he knew that was about him.
OK. Round two. One for one.
Boys guessing.
Whose girlfriend prefers
to be dominant in the bedroom?
I'd say me, bro.
Yeah? Think so.
Is that locked in, Ruben?
Yeah.
It's correct.
Oh, yes! Yes!
Go on, lad.
Go, girl.
That's the one I get right.
THEY LAUGH
Go on, Liily.
Do you like to rule it inside
and outside the bedroom? Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
He was correct at the end of
the day, but he was very hesitant,
and I was like, "Is he for real?"
Like, it's so obvious.
Yeah. I just like to lead
and just, yeah, do my thing.
Girls guessing.
Whose boyfriend says
the most adventurous thing
he has done in the bedroom
is having his bum licked.
SNICKERING
Oh, my God.
I knew you could take that.
Yeah, and she has to.
It is Anya and Bayley.
No!
May I ask, did you do
the bum licking?
Potentially.
BOYS LAUGH
No comment. You're getting bum
licked? She's not on the gram?
This is absolutely illegal.
Absolutely illegal.
I feel like for me,
it was literally one time.
It's come out now,
and I know a lot of the boys
have had it done, as well,
so they just won't admit it.
I'm learning a lot
from this experience.
OK.
Into round three, boys guessing.
Whose girlfriend says
her partner doesn't talk dirty
to her, but she would like him to.
SNICKERING
I can't take this serious.
It's correct. It's Sapphia.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I want him to
What chat do you want?
I want him to
be a little bit mean to me.
ALL: What?
Mean?
Three more weeks in here.
You might be able to do that soon.
Yeah, I can rough it up
a little bit.
THEY LAUGH
OK, back to the girls.
Whose boyfriend has admitted
he has faked an orgasm
with his partner?
How does a boy fake an orgasm?
Yeah, innit?
Someone's got it.
Tom's got his head down,
so I'm going to step forward.
It was Tom J.
Do you want to give some context?
It were only once.
It were after work.
It were, and I were fucked.
But I thought there'd be more
who say yeah, know what I mean?
THEY LAUGH
I were looking at Tom's face,
and I were thinking,
you little bitch.
'So I'm fuming on that one.'
SHE LAUGHS
How can a boy fake an orgasm?
It literally makes no sense.
Only once, though.
OK, so, we have a tie
between the girls and the boys,
but there can only be one winner.
Each team must nominate
a team member to step up
for the tiebreaker.
You may decide.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
Rock, paper, scissors.
Yes. You got it, bro.
OK, girls, I've got
to pressure you.
Who's doing it?
JORDI: I'll do it, then.
Just do it.
OK. Jordi. Ryan.
Your teams are depending on you.
When I say go, you will take it
in turns to name sex positions
back and forth until one of you
runs out of positions.
The game will start when I say go,
and we'll start with Jordi.
OK. Go.
Missionary.
Doggy.
Reverse cowgirl.
Scissoring.
Cowgirl.
Missionary. She's already said it.
She's already said it.
BOYS CHEER
You forgot the wheelbarrow.
THEY LAUGH
I was trying to get
the easy ones out.
Lazy dog. Yeah, I was trying
to get the easy ones out.
Well done, boys.
Your reward is
a night out tomorrow.
Oh, yes!
THEY CHEER
But
..as usual, there is a dilemma.
You can either take your prize
and go out with the lads,
or you can send the girls
on a night out.
Look what happened last time
you guys went out.
You don't want that again.
If we go out, we can show them
how much we've changed.
No, shut up. But we gave you guys
drinks and beers.
Do you know what?
They've learned nothing.
Let's just do a vote.
Guys, who votes for the girls?
Girls, we're going out, out!
CHEERING
I'm going with 'em!
The only time the girls have been
out is that night on the strip,
and it was very dramatic,
and it was stressful,
and we were preoccupied
with bad boys' behaviour,
so it'll be so nice for all
the girls to go out together.
I think we deserve it,
and I can't wait to have a drink.
The strip is gonna get ripped up.
Let's go.
No body shots.
We're not like you.
Way too soon, yeah.
# And I could be just as strong
# But no-one's looking
From where I'm sat. #
You know, it was funny that,
you know, some of the questions
were like, oh, my God, like
I didn't imagine Anya
to eat Bayley's butthole.
Butthole?
No, ass eating's
been quite big, actually.
That's Yeah.
It's not even that deep.
All right, Viktor
No, no, no.
Do you want to tell us something?
THEY LAUGH
What is going on?
Right, guys,
I've got a bit of washing to do.
Does anyone need any washing washed?
Aw, we love that.
Do you know what?
I like that you've said that.
I do, actually.
Improvements.
Let me show you.
Whoa! I'm changing.
You good after the challenge.
Me? Yeah. Yeah.
You? I feel like I got
the worst one to step forward for.
Girls do it more,
a lot more than lads.
Cos your ego is, like,
bigger than ours.
If you're tired and you're not
bothered about you finishing,
I don't care.
I'll happily go to sleep.
Like, it doesn't boost my ego any
more if you have what you want.
All you're bothered about anyway
is the end goal.
So if you're not bothered,
then I'm definitely not bothered.
You've got a higher sex drive
than I have.
Would you agree?
Yeah, probably.
I've got a wallop cos you've
cheated on me several times.
But you would never understand that
cos you're on the other side of it.
So you expect me to be
happy and, like, comfortable
and always be fine with you?
You don't understand
that stuff triggers me.
And I need a bit more,
like, comfort from you.
I just don't know how comfortable
you feel about
talking about stuff like that.
I'm asking you now, and you're
the one just like, "I know, I know."
You're not giving me all. I'm asking
you if you want me to give you more.
Yeah, I probably do,
a little bit more.
All right, and that's fine.
Just, like
So just be honest.
Not, like, massively, like,
"Oh, I want you fucking jumping
on me every three seconds."
I'm agreeing with that,
but I'm saying if you want
that to change,
you need to tell me
that you need to be open and honest.
This is why, like, we never get
anywhere in conversation,
cos this is what you do,
you just close up.
You're saying this, but about what?
Open, honest about what?
Your feelings.
I want to be with you 100%.
That's come from my heart.
Is that it, though? That's all you
feel towards me after eight years?
I don't want to have kids.
Do you want kids?
I don't want you to sell out.
I'm not gonna sell out.
Do you want to get married? Yeah.
What? Eventually.
Yeah. It's not about right now.
Yeah, eventually. But it's about
It's about how you feel in general.
Oh, you bake me head.
Honest to God.
You're making out like this is
a really stressful situation,
and I'm quite chilled,
trying to have a nice conversation.
Don't make me feel guilty
for speaking about how I feel.
You're just pissing me off now.
From the very beginning,
like, he literally runs away.
Not even runs away.
He sprints away from situations
of confrontation,
which literally gets you nowhere,
because for me, I'd rather just talk
about my feelings there and then
and then squash it.
Like, it literally does not need
to be made into a big thing.
Every argument ever
literally spouts from nothing.
And then it's like from
the way he reacts kind of thing.
It's just, like,
it's crazy behaviour, honestly.
It's like having a relationship
with this, like, "Oh, hi, Tom."
"Hi. I want to talk about
my feelings."
I actually
would probably leave happier.
Honestly,
I'd probably get more from it.
I'll start writing stuff on the
wall. "You're gonna make me cry."
I love her, I love him,
and I love them together.
So I hope that they can sort out
their issues and, like, fix it.
But clearly, there are
bigger issues between them.
Oh
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
It's OK.
It's honestly, it's the worst.
It's so frustrating cos it's
literally, like, every fucking time.
# Let me tell you
What I'm thinking now
# I never felt that way. #
Evening, guys.
CHEERING
We're back, we're back.
Hi, guys. How are we?
Are we hugging?
What's happening, bro?
Are you good? Sweetheart.
It's beginning the struggle now,
isn't it?
I just wish we was all together.
Same.
Like a big, happy family.
I know.
I know.
Dysfunctional family.
What's the story, caravan bunch?
Hello.
Hello.
Room for one more in the party?
Come on.
I've got something fun planned.
# Give me, give me more
Give me more
# Give me, give me more #
'After a turbulent 24 hours
for the couples,
'I thought they could do with
something a little less taxing
'for their next challenge,
'so I've come up with something
to lighten the mood.'
How's everyone doing
after our little test earlier?
We had a little argument earlier,
didn't we?
Weren't to do
with your fake orgasm story?
Uh, no.
It actually weren't.
It just spiralled from that. It
started as a civilised conversation
and ended up in an argument,
as usual.
Don't even know what it were about.
It were just about Tom
just not wanting confrontation
or any sort of feelings at all.
I think it were about me not opening
up. It was a stupid argument.
It were a stupid argument,
but it needed to be had
to get to where we're at now.
OK. So, your intimacy feedback
has given me a real insight
into your sex lives -
the good, the bad,
and the downright kinky, Sam.
THEY LAUGH
I gave you all the task
of ranking your partners
in the following categories.
So those with the highest scores,
I'm gonna call on you to
share your incredible techniques
so we can all become -
me included,
cos I can be a bit lazy -
better lovers.
OK.
The first category - kissing.
I personally think this is
the most important one.
I've
I was going to say, I actually want
to say I've kissed a lot of dudes.
And, Liily, you are our top snogger.
ALL: Ooh!
Ten out of ten from Ruben
on snogging.
What are the tips for a good snog?
Not too much tongue
and not too slimy.
They're, like,
just little, little wet.
Little wet?
Guys, want to show us what you got?
CHEERING
Yes, let's all see.
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
I think we can all safely say
we enjoyed that.
Can we all just start kissing?
Yeah. Everyone have a little kiss.
Go on.
I've got red lipstick on.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
I've been wearing her lipstick.
Oh, this is good, isn't it?
Why does that sound so wrong?
I've been wearing her lipstick.
Tom, is that the first time?
I knew it was a bad idea.
I knew it was a bad idea.
He's the gift that keeps on giving.
OK, we're taking this
up a notch now.
GIGGLES
Who's a bit of a freak
and they wish their partner
would do, like, full on,
you know, kinky?
Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
Cos dirty we want.
It's gonna sound really weird,
but I want him
to come in the house
I feel like
I know what you're gonna say.
..in, like, a balaclava.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God!
I've done that before, yeah.
Oh, OK.
What, so you want
the fake robbery
Yeah. Like,
where's your husband now?
THEY LAUGH
What? And then what do I do?
Lift up the mask and say,
"He's here."
I'm actually dying.
OK.
Foreplay and oral sex.
Oh, good.
Sam, you scored a solid eight
out of ten for foreplay from Jordi.
It just gets us going,
and she touch
And then she touches me nipple,
and me dick goes hard.
THEY LAUGH
Some of the boys
did score quite low. Yeah.
Would you be willing to give
them any tips? Even a demo?
Well, she's not naked, is she?
No, but I had but I had an idea.
I'm gonna go and get a prop.
What the hell is that?
It's a fruit bowl.
Oh, I didn't know.
What about if you demoed on that?
So what I do is
just first to just give it
a bit of a rub like that,
and it starts moisten up,
and then it just literally get it
so it's slapping like that,
and just go
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my word.
And then I just eat
the whole thing.
Nice, that though.
Tom J, are you taking notes?
Yeah. Yeah.
Notes. It's pretty easy,
that, isn't it?
Go on, go on.
Yeah. Go on.
Here we've got a fresh one.
SCREAMING
Go on. Get in.
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
I did bring the whole fruit bowl
over for a reason.
Sapphia, you got an eight out of ten
for oral.
We've got a banana in there.
Yeah,
I've got a banana here for you.
No.
It's only a small one, that.
What one's yours?
Better fitting, this one here.
Humble guy. What was it you like
about Saph's technique?
I'm willing to learn, to be fair.
She does, like, the twist of
the hands while she's Yeah.
Fuck it, I'll be showing you.
SCREAMING
Oh, my God.
It's the eyes, as well.
It's the eyes, I can't lie.
Fucking hell.
OK, so, now we've all learned
a little bit
of how we can improve our
intimacy in our relationships.
But this is a competition to be
the most improved boyfriend,
and only one boyfriend can win.
So I want you to take a look
around at all the other couples.
You've all got
to know each other so well.
But tonight,
things are about to change.
I feel like it's time
to mix things up a bit.
# Into the dark
# Into the dark #
Meet your new boyfriend
and girlfriend, Dino and Sylvie.
LIILY: What?
How can a new couple
just walk in like that?
# Oh, you call
# You call my name #
Welcome.
# Into the dark #
Shit.
I feel like I recognise her.
'I'm hoping she isn't someone
I've got with before.'
CHEERING
Do you think she's attractive?
I think she's a good-looking girl,
yeah.
Tonight,
there will be an elimination.
Shit is getting real now.
Could I just have five minutes?
Sorry.
Who's ready to show us
their packages?
Oh! Great.
THEY LAUGH
Saph, at the end of the day,
I think you need
to focus on your relationship,
and I'll focus on mine.
Did you lick her out?
No.
Bullshit.
SCREAMS
Apparently, I'm your type.
You're an attractive woman.
You think I need to take
accountability? Fuck off.
It's time for your girlfriends to
experience what you've been through.
Oh, fuck!
SCREAMS
I want to go in there
and just fuck things up.
OLIVIA ATTWOOD: 'Previously,
with the girls' undercover mission
'still playing on their minds'
There's obviously other girls
that were out that night
that we've not, like, debriefed.
Yeah.
So we're still a bit like
question mark.
'..the boys were told to hand over
their most prized possession.'
Nothing good comes from looking
through someone's phone.
There you go.
Who's that?
He's messaged a girl
and said, "Hello."
I don't know what that was.
You can't just say, "I don't know."
'Now the girls will finally get
to see
'what their boyfriends got up to
with their own eyes.'
Disgusted.
SHE GASPS
GIRLS: 'No comment?'
Is that how you're moving?
I don't remember.
For what? You don't remember that?
SHE SNIFFLES
'And as the competition
'to be the most improved boyfriend
hots up'
LAUGHTER
'..will the past come back to haunt
some of the couples?'
We're having a conversation.
Well, then let me conversate, then.
All right, now who's walking away?
I'm completely done with you, man.
Be done. Sick of your shite anyway.
You don't wanna be
in this relationship, do you?
HE SIGHS
MUSIC: 'Falling'
by Lyra
# Do you wanna hold her?
Do you want me back? #
Put little fingers.
It's my tiny ears
are causing problems again.
Just literally
WOMAN: Shove it in.
Shove it in.
The girls have asked to see footage
of the boys' night out on the strip.
'As we enter the forgiveness phase
of the project,
'I feel it's time to give the girls
what they've been waiting for -
'the chance to see for themselves
'what their boyfriends really
got up to on their night out.'
'We only know what has been said
to us about the night out,
'but there was
loads more people there,
'and there was
loads more girls there.
'I think that there is a lot more
that we don't know
'because we've not heard
or seen everything yet.'
'My heart is racing.
'I can feel it
about to come out my chest.
'I'm just hoping Bayley
has told me everything
'and he's been truthful with me.'
'I don't think I'm ready to watch it
'cos I'm still kind of angry
about just hearing about it.'
# I'm falling, falling
Falling, falling #
I've kind of had it
in the back of my mind
that it's something I wanna do
since the beginning of the project.
I think it's a good opportunity
for them to see how far
their boyfriends have
or haven't come.
There's a lot of potential
for this to go completely tits up.
Should we get
this party started, then?
# Falling, falling
Falling, falling #
Hi, guys.
You all right? Hello.
In the mood for a film?
Yeah, I can't wait.
# Run to the beat
I run to the beat of my heart. #
Ooh.
Hi, everyone. Hi.
ALL: Hello.
Tonight, we're gonna see how far
you've come since the project began.
From the beginning, there's been
a lot of talk about what happened
on that night on the strip
and what didn't.
And tonight,
we're gonna draw a line under it
because you will see for yourselves.
# At last, the time #
Everyone looked like they were just
about to shit themselves.
'I don't think
this is gonna be good.'
Saph, I can see the foot going.
Talk to me.
Ryan's, like, playing it down,
telling me he doesn't remember,
and it wasn't that deep.
Let's just see how far he went.
I knew that I wasn't
very well behaved,
and I think that made me
really nervous.
It was something that happened
at the beginning of the process,
and we just kind of have to remember
how much progress
we have been making.
Liily, the infamous body shot.
Yeah, I want to see it for myself.
For any relationship to work,
you need to have
complete transparency,
and that is the purpose
of this test.
First, we're gonna watch
the night out of The Gold Members,
which consisted of Ruben,
Sam and Tom T.
Let's watch.
'Energy, energy, energy,
energy, boys. Come on!'
LAUGHTER
This is so cringe with the sound.
Ah, mate.
LAUGHTER
Follow my lead. I have an idea.
He's buzzing. Yeah.
GIRL: Where are you from?
Dublin.
Listen, keep talking.
GIRLS LAUGH
All right. Yeah.
What else you need me to say?
I'm good. I'm here.
Ruben you idiot. Where is he?
'What's your name?'
'Ruben.'
'Ruben?'
'Yeah, yeah.'
GIGGLING,
LAUGHTER
'Nah, drop the slut drop.
Drop the slut drop!'
Drop the slut drop.
I wanna do a little slut drop.
CHEERING
'Wow.
'I didn't know
that was gonna come back up.'
Going in your belly button.
WHOOPING
WHOOPING
CHUCKLING
Disgusted.
It's embarrassing, like.
But he enjoyed it, though.
He was laughing, so
I wasn't laughing cos I enjoyed it,
but I knew it
Oh, you were laughing ear to ear.
I know it's hard to see it,
and I have to take that on board.
No, I love to see it.
I'm here for it, like.
I need to see it.
Yeah, but I'm saying it's
I needed to see it.
..it's going through it again.
That's my point.
Me having to watch him do body shots
and then seeing him smiling
while she was doing it, like,
he was pure laughing,
that's a bit of a piss-take.
Like, that's some bullshit, really.
# I know what to do
# I'll find you. #
OK, so next up we're gonna watch
The Red Devils.
Ryan, Tom J and Bayley, that's you.
Anya's just about to see what
a piece of shit I was that night
and I deserve everything that comes
to me, to be honest with you.
I don't think
I was ready to watch it
because I was still anxious
hearing about it.
So physically watching it,
I knew it would frustrate me,
and it did.
Hey, do you want one?
GIRLS: Yeah!
All right. Are you getting a shot?
Yeah, can we have a shot?
'Hi.'
'How are you?'
Oi, I didn't think
you were doing it!
Go on! Good boy.
All right, go on.
Suck it all up.
'Oi, get it in there.'
Rub it in. Go on.
CHUCKLING
Wait, you were telling me
not to do it. Oi.
'Oi.'
I didn't see this.
'I didn't see that.'
'No, I actually can't!'
'I didn't see that.'
Nah, not that face.
Oh, no!
'Get me away from you.'
GIRL: No?
Do you actually see yourself?
I did tell you I danced.
Do you see yourself?
I did tell you I danced like that.
Come on, brother! Get sexy.
SHE GASPS
SHE LAUGHS
GASPS
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious?
BOTH: I did not see that.
Ryan, I swear to God.
You typed it.
GIRLS: 'No comment?'
So you're in a situationship.
Done, done, done,
done, done, done, done.
First of all, you're a liar.
You told me that she put
you didn't put your Instagram
in her phone.
Mm. Second of all, you let that girl
basically fucking kiss you.
Are you serious?
I didn't know that happened.
What do you mean? OK, cool.
Watch next time I go out.
I'm not gonna know
what's happening then.
When I saw the clips,
I was so angry,
and I was so hurt by him.
'I didn't wanna speak to him.
I didn't even wanna look at him.'
She grabbed your face,
and then the other girl's grabbing
your fucking dick.
Is that how you move?
I don't remember.
For what? You don't remember that?
I don't remember all of that.
Bro, do you think a man
is coming near my tits
and I'm gonna let that happen and
then tell you I don't remember that
and then let it be filmed?
You fucking disrespected me there.
And I actually can't believe that.
I'm not even going to cry right now.
I apologise for the way I behaved.
I don't want to hear it.
Nothing would make me disrespect
our relationship and him like that.
Him giving his social media details
over to Liily,
what was the intention behind that?
And you're literally saying,
"I'm engaged,"
and then laughing like I'm a joke.
I'm not laughing that we're engaged.
Right, a lot to unpack,
and tensions are high.
Anya.
I'm not shocked.
Not shocked?
No.
I know he's a flirty person.
I know he does stuff on a night out.
But I do feel like Bayley
got the brunt of it.
Like, he got made to be the
like, the worst one out of them all.
But I do feel like they were all
as bad as each other.
MARIA: 'Anya lets Bayley kind of
get away with things too quickly.
'Like, be angry a little bit more.
'Put him in the doghouse
a little bit more.
'Like, of course, forgive him.
Like, go for it, forgive him.'
But don't forgive him
in the same hour.
Forgive him in two days.
Everything you saw in there,
you already knew, no?
Yeah, but it still doesn't
make it acceptable.
Nah, I'm not saying it's acceptable.
'I started to really block
my feelings out with Bayley.'
I'm at the stage where I have
a bit of a poker face
and I just kind of put a wall up.
Well, again, I am sorry,
and obviously,
that is out of line, and
you shouldn't be treated like that.
Since that happened,
I've been trying to make it right.
And obviously, I wanna treat you
a lot better than I have been.
So I do love you, so
'I feel like Bayley's
just too comfortable,
'and he even said to me
'he doesn't think
I'll walk away from him.'
I don't think he actually realises
how much it hurts me.
Carly, how do you feel
about Tom J's?
Imagine you watching me doing
what you were just doing in a club
with a boy licking me
like, licking up my belly.
Yeah, I know.
I've said that, though, before.
You're not learning your lessons.
That's the problem.
You think it's funny.
When you're with of people,
you think you're class clown.
Do you not cringe at yourself
watching that?
Nah, yeah, obviously.
I said that before it started.
I'd be embarrassed if I were you.
I wouldn't be like that
on a normal night out.
You'd be worse. Cameras were there.
You were aware they were there.
No, on a normal night out.
You'd be worse.
Obviously, you make scenarios
in your head
when people tell you
what's happened,
but to actually see it for yourself,
you never want to see, like,
your boyfriend around anyone else,
never mind getting their belly
licked by another girl.
Sam, was that
an uncomfortable watch for you?
Bayley was quite handsy
Well, obviously, yeah,
because he's my mate in here.
..with Jordi.
And that's my girlfriend.
It's a bit uncomfortable.
I was set a task.
Yeah, I know, but
I was set a task as well.
I was set a task as well, Jordi.
So was Sam.
Your task wasn't to speak to girls
to try and see
how far they would go -
that was our task.
Your task weren't to get
a lap dance.
I'm not trying to argue.
No, the task was to see
how far the boys would take it.
No other girls did it.
Because none of the other boys
took it that far.
All right, but you All right, OK.
Do you feel like progress
has been made?
Do you feel like your boyfriends
would behave differently
if they were set that test today?
If there was more guys there,
he probably would have done more.
Oh, don't even ask.
After seeing that footage,
I should be the one
being pissed off, not him.
So it made me feel like,
you know, was the problem me?
Cos I really don't think
the problem is me here.
Guys, I know that was tough,
but this test was ultimately
all about total transparency,
and the aim is for you
to build trust from this point.
And now you know the truth
I want you to focus
on moving forward.
I'm sure you guys have
a lot to talk about,
so I'm gonna leave you to it.
I won't pick the film next time.
Don't worry.
How did you all enjoy
movie night, anyway?
Enjoy it or what?
'That was really, really tough.
'That's the hardest thing
I think I've done.'
Ryan's depiction of that night
was really watered down,
and I think for Saph to watch,
that was really hard.
A few of them,
it was uncomfortable viewing.
'Bayley.
'Bayley, but then Anya just
I don't know.'
She just seemed so
so accepting of it,
and, "I know he's flirty."
I mean, I have to try and stay
impartial when I'm sat there.
It's like, "It's more than flirty."
Is that what you act like
when you're on a night out? No.
But now you've seen it, like,
obviously, I wasn't lying
about anything.
There wasn't anything else.
I mean, there was a random girl
taking a body shot off of you.
Yeah, I know.
And you're pushing her head down.
I know. It's stupid.
It's not even funny.
It's not funny.
Being told about the night out
was one thing,
but seeing it in front of me,
I just think,
"Did Bayley really do that to me?"
Makes me feel so sick.
But you need to grow up
and not be egged on by the boys.
I know.
She's been
the best girlfriend, and
I've treated her
like absolute shit.
I need to grovel.
I know what I need to do.
I feel like now is my time
to kind of prove to her
that this isn't
how I was brought up.
I wanna treat you well.
Like, that
that's not treating you well.
I'm really sorry.
I know I've obviously
probably told you this before.
A few times.
I'm holding my hands up
and dealing with it
and I wanna make things right.
OK.
I used to open up to him a lot,
but I've kind of, like,
protected myself now
so that he doesn't hurt me
any more.
RYAN:
SAPH:
SHE SOBS
RYAN:
SAPH:
RYAN:
SAPH:
I just wanted everyone
to leave me alone
because I did not wanna flip,
I didn't wanna get angry,
I didn't wanna scream and shout
because I'm 30 years old.
I'm not gonna be screaming
and shouting at my fiancee.
'And it's like
even when I went to bed,
'he was like,
"I'm gonna come and sleep with you,"
'and it's like
I didn't even have the energy
'to tell him to leave me alone.'
I felt sad.
# Why does love
Always have to hurt? #
What are you angry about?
Just talk. Say what you wanna say.
What are you angry about?
Just talk and say
what you wanna say.
What are you angry about?
This whole bullshit
is what I'm pissed off about.
The way you keep talking
and chatting, it's pissing me off.
Making that stupid comment like
I would have done more
if there was other boys there.
What the fuck does that mean?
I said
you would have probably done more
if there was more boys
and more drink involved.
HE KISSES TEETH
Whatever, man.
It's always "whatever".
It is, yeah.
You don't have to walk away
like that.
I actually do.
We're having a conversation.
Well, then let me
fucking conversate, then!
Ruben, you're constantly
making comments.
Cos I'm sick of your bullshit.
You're sick of my bullshit?
You think you shit gold.
I'm sick of your bullshit.
And I'm sick of you
being immature like that.
This is not a conversation.
This is talking over each other.
This is not a conversation.
All right, now who's walking away?
I'm completely done with you, man.
Be done. Sick of your shite anyway.
You're sick of my shit?
I'm sick of it.
OK.
You're impossible to speak to.
You're impossible to speak to.
You're imposs
You're sick of my shit?
You're doing it again.
You're sick of my shit?
Is that what you mean?
Just walk away, man. Just walk away.
Like talking
to a brick fucking wall.
Shut the fuck up.
Whatever, man.
Fucking
MUSIC: 'Mad About The Boy'
by Dinah Washington
# I'm mad about the boy
# And I know it's stupid
To be mad about the boy #
OLIVIA ATTWOOD: Yay!
'After an eventful night
for some of the couples,
'my reformed bad boyfriend, Brad,
'has flown out to see me
to offer up some moral support.'
Hey.
Hello.
# I'm so ashamed of it
But must admit #
You all right?
I've missed you.
I've missed you, too. You good?
Yeah, I'm all right. How do I look?
Tired.
I'm fucked.
Come see where the magic happens.
Are you gonna show me around?
This is the house, but talk quietly
cos they're filming.
It's bigger
than I thought it was gonna be.
It's huge, isn't it?
Yeah. It's massive.
How youse both feeling this morning
now you've slept on it?
I mean, yeah, obviously,
I just needed some sleep because,
you know, my mind was just going
all over the place.
I'm feeling a bit meh,
and there's lots of parts
of that night
that Ryan doesn't remember
or didn't happen,
which I saw happen.
So it frustrated me a lot,
to be honest with you.
'Yeah. I'm just
I'm just disappointed in him.'
Not the best feeling.
You know when you see
how you behave,
obviously, you don't remember all
the small little details and that,
do you know what I mean?
So a bit disappointed in myself.
Yeah, course.
But
RYAN EXHALES
..all we can do
is just move forward.
Things can just come across
a bit different as well
Yeah.
..when you're put in a situation.
Yeah. Erm
Scrambled eggs?
Whatever.
Cooking yours today, is he?
Yeah. Thank you.
CHUCKLING
Cooking it for the next two months,
I think.
On here, some of the bad boyfriends.
Talk me through 'em.
Ryan's in for being a man-child.
He's also a massive flirt.
Tom J,
eight years on-and-off, cheating.
Tom T, man-baby.
He doesn't know how to do anything,
but he's an angel.
Is that what I'd be in here for?
No, you'd be in here
for a combina
like, a double combo
cos obviously
I feel like that's
a little bit harsh.
Ironically, a lot of the theory
of this show is based off you,
my reformed bad boyfriend who's now,
like, the perfect husband.
That night out stuff last night.
Mm.
Some of the stuff I did,
I was like, fucking hell.
We got to go through this all again?
I thought we squashed this
last night.
I'm just saying, like,
I feel like the girls made out
it was just me.
Mm.
They did. Like, they came in,
and they were like,
"Oh, Anya,
Bayley was the worst one."
But I guess
they didn't see what Ryan done.
Mm. True.
Today's a new day.
# There's a heart stain
On the carpet
# I left it
# I left it with you
# And the truth is that I'm sorry
# Though I told you not to worry
# I'm just some dumb kid
Trying to kid myself
# That I got my shit together #
Can we talk?
Yeah.
You slept on the couch.
Here, Ruben.
That wasn't going to work, Liily.
You know that.
Do you feel like Ruben wants
to fix this relationship?
I've tried to have a chat
with him Yeah.
..but he's very, like, closed off
about it.
Yeah, you were saying.
Even with Liily, though, like,
cos I've spoken to her,
and she doesn't really know
what the problem is.
I don't think there is, though.
I just think maybe
he's just doing it on purpose.
Yeah. You know, when it goes too far
and then you just don't really know
what the issue is any more.
Mate, just leave it.
You should be happy. Mm-hm.
I feel like we kind of dealt
with it in the right way.
We just went straight to bed,
slept on it.
We woke up this morning with, like,
a fresh face and, you know, like,
we just a fresh outlook
to the situation. Mm-hm.
Personally,
I wouldn't be going about it
the way he's going about it.
I just want to apologise
for how I reacted
and how I lost my head yesterday.
Regardless of how I felt,
it's not how I want to react
or act or treat you in any way.
What have you been feeling?
I don't really feel like
I can be open and talk to you.
So what's wrong?
Tell me what's wrong.
I can't talk about it.
Whenever you're upset
and you're angry
and you say you need
space or time
When I say I need space,
I mean 20 minutes, half an hour.
You ask me to respect you.
I'm just asking you to respect me.
I just need it.
But you've never talked this long
to actually talk to me.
Look, I just wanted to make sure
you were OK and apologise.
No, I'm not OK.
You don't want to be
in this relationship, do you?
I didn't say that.
That's what it seems like to me.
# That's the feeling
I want to get used to
# But there's no man as terrified
# As the man who stands
To lose you. #
# I got the flame to start a fire
# And I'm gonna take
Take it higher #
OLIVIA: Ryan?
SQUEAKY VOICE: Ryan?
RYAN MIMICKING HER: "Ryan?"
I feel like I wake up every day,
and that's all I hear, "Ryan?" Ryan?
So, this is an intimacy survey.
I'm gonna get the couples
to fill out these surveys,
and then we will go through
the results.
Do you want to do it together?
Not our intimacy together, because
that is obviously purely platonic.
Right.
So this is you rating Brad, OK?
The star of the show.
The belle of the ball.
Bradley Dack.
OK, let's do this.
What is your favourite sex position?
I like to lie on my side if
I'm feeling, if I'm really tired
and just watch telly.
Does that hit the spot?
But if I was when I actually
can be bothered to move, doggy.
What about you?
Just any.
Just anything you can get?
Pretty much.
Have you ever faked an orgasm
with Brad?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you've got somewhere to be,
there's a dinner reservation,
and I know
I'm not going to get there,
let's all have a nice time
and call it a day.
Kissing, rate Brad, one to ten.
Yeah, nine.
Why not ten?
Oh.
I just said nine because I lead you.
I make you better, so
Brad, fuck off.
I know I'm a great kisser.
I kiss a lot of dudes, OK?
I have to be careful
cos I've got really big teeth.
LAUGHS
# I like the way you kiss me.
# I can tell you're listening
# I can tell it hits
Hits, hits, hit
# Not tryna be romantic
# I'll hit it from the back
Just so you don't get attached. #
But, like, when we argue,
we really do argue, you know?
But we can't stay mad
at each other for too long.
OLIVIA: Intimacy is an important
part of any relationship
but can be
especially difficult to discuss.
So how well do our couples
actually know each other's needs
in the bedroom?
I'm about to find out.
Hi, guys.
Hi. Hello.
Hi-hi.
Hello.
Hi. Come join me.
I have something fun planned.
Today, it's boys versus girls.
Today's test is all about
romance, intimacy, and sex.
We've got this.
Come on, boys.
I've missed these boys v girls.
Good, isn't it?
You boys looking confident?
Let's see how long that lasts.
Earlier, we asked you to fill out
a survey revealing information
about your intimacy, relationship,
and sex lives together.
How well do you know your
partner's likes and dislikes?
One at a time,
I'm going to read a statement
to either the girls' team
or the boys' team.
And all you have to do
is work out who said what.
THEY LAUGH
If you think it's your girlfriend
or boyfriend talking about you,
you must step forward.
Oh!
If your team's correct,
you'll get a point.
And at the end of the game, the team
with the most points wins a reward.
Girls first.
Whose boyfriend describes his kink
as feet and nipple play?
I feel like I know this.
Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Yeah, didn't have time
to talk about it. We just
That is correct.
APPLAUSE
That was quick, wasn't it, George?
Sam, feet and nipple play, yeah?
Yeah.
What else more do I say?
OK, boys, guessing.
Whose girlfriend claims
her partner can go on for ages?
Oh. How long is long?
Forty-seven seconds. Forty-eight.
Same.
THEY LAUGH
LIILY: I find it funny
that Ruben stepped forward.
He has great stamina
and all that,
but he doesn't necessarily mean he
can last long, if that makes sense.
I'll let you have this one, man.
The right answer is
Sapphia and Ryan.
APPLAUSE
RYAN: 'It's not a bad question
to get right.'
I don't really know what to say
to that one, I guess, erm
Yeah,
I guess I've got good stamina.
Well done, Ryan.
Thank you.
Good for you, Saph.
Thank you.
Bloody hell. He does go on for ages.
And when I'm talking ages,
I'm talking, like,
longer than 45 minutes sometimes.
So I'm proud
that he knew that was about him.
OK. Round two. One for one.
Boys guessing.
Whose girlfriend prefers
to be dominant in the bedroom?
I'd say me, bro.
Yeah? Think so.
Is that locked in, Ruben?
Yeah.
It's correct.
Oh, yes! Yes!
Go on, lad.
Go, girl.
That's the one I get right.
THEY LAUGH
Go on, Liily.
Do you like to rule it inside
and outside the bedroom? Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
He was correct at the end of
the day, but he was very hesitant,
and I was like, "Is he for real?"
Like, it's so obvious.
Yeah. I just like to lead
and just, yeah, do my thing.
Girls guessing.
Whose boyfriend says
the most adventurous thing
he has done in the bedroom
is having his bum licked.
SNICKERING
Oh, my God.
I knew you could take that.
Yeah, and she has to.
It is Anya and Bayley.
No!
May I ask, did you do
the bum licking?
Potentially.
BOYS LAUGH
No comment. You're getting bum
licked? She's not on the gram?
This is absolutely illegal.
Absolutely illegal.
I feel like for me,
it was literally one time.
It's come out now,
and I know a lot of the boys
have had it done, as well,
so they just won't admit it.
I'm learning a lot
from this experience.
OK.
Into round three, boys guessing.
Whose girlfriend says
her partner doesn't talk dirty
to her, but she would like him to.
SNICKERING
I can't take this serious.
It's correct. It's Sapphia.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I want him to
What chat do you want?
I want him to
be a little bit mean to me.
ALL: What?
Mean?
Three more weeks in here.
You might be able to do that soon.
Yeah, I can rough it up
a little bit.
THEY LAUGH
OK, back to the girls.
Whose boyfriend has admitted
he has faked an orgasm
with his partner?
How does a boy fake an orgasm?
Yeah, innit?
Someone's got it.
Tom's got his head down,
so I'm going to step forward.
It was Tom J.
Do you want to give some context?
It were only once.
It were after work.
It were, and I were fucked.
But I thought there'd be more
who say yeah, know what I mean?
THEY LAUGH
I were looking at Tom's face,
and I were thinking,
you little bitch.
'So I'm fuming on that one.'
SHE LAUGHS
How can a boy fake an orgasm?
It literally makes no sense.
Only once, though.
OK, so, we have a tie
between the girls and the boys,
but there can only be one winner.
Each team must nominate
a team member to step up
for the tiebreaker.
You may decide.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
Rock, paper, scissors.
Yes. You got it, bro.
OK, girls, I've got
to pressure you.
Who's doing it?
JORDI: I'll do it, then.
Just do it.
OK. Jordi. Ryan.
Your teams are depending on you.
When I say go, you will take it
in turns to name sex positions
back and forth until one of you
runs out of positions.
The game will start when I say go,
and we'll start with Jordi.
OK. Go.
Missionary.
Doggy.
Reverse cowgirl.
Scissoring.
Cowgirl.
Missionary. She's already said it.
She's already said it.
BOYS CHEER
You forgot the wheelbarrow.
THEY LAUGH
I was trying to get
the easy ones out.
Lazy dog. Yeah, I was trying
to get the easy ones out.
Well done, boys.
Your reward is
a night out tomorrow.
Oh, yes!
THEY CHEER
But
..as usual, there is a dilemma.
You can either take your prize
and go out with the lads,
or you can send the girls
on a night out.
Look what happened last time
you guys went out.
You don't want that again.
If we go out, we can show them
how much we've changed.
No, shut up. But we gave you guys
drinks and beers.
Do you know what?
They've learned nothing.
Let's just do a vote.
Guys, who votes for the girls?
Girls, we're going out, out!
CHEERING
I'm going with 'em!
The only time the girls have been
out is that night on the strip,
and it was very dramatic,
and it was stressful,
and we were preoccupied
with bad boys' behaviour,
so it'll be so nice for all
the girls to go out together.
I think we deserve it,
and I can't wait to have a drink.
The strip is gonna get ripped up.
Let's go.
No body shots.
We're not like you.
Way too soon, yeah.
# And I could be just as strong
# But no-one's looking
From where I'm sat. #
You know, it was funny that,
you know, some of the questions
were like, oh, my God, like
I didn't imagine Anya
to eat Bayley's butthole.
Butthole?
No, ass eating's
been quite big, actually.
That's Yeah.
It's not even that deep.
All right, Viktor
No, no, no.
Do you want to tell us something?
THEY LAUGH
What is going on?
Right, guys,
I've got a bit of washing to do.
Does anyone need any washing washed?
Aw, we love that.
Do you know what?
I like that you've said that.
I do, actually.
Improvements.
Let me show you.
Whoa! I'm changing.
You good after the challenge.
Me? Yeah. Yeah.
You? I feel like I got
the worst one to step forward for.
Girls do it more,
a lot more than lads.
Cos your ego is, like,
bigger than ours.
If you're tired and you're not
bothered about you finishing,
I don't care.
I'll happily go to sleep.
Like, it doesn't boost my ego any
more if you have what you want.
All you're bothered about anyway
is the end goal.
So if you're not bothered,
then I'm definitely not bothered.
You've got a higher sex drive
than I have.
Would you agree?
Yeah, probably.
I've got a wallop cos you've
cheated on me several times.
But you would never understand that
cos you're on the other side of it.
So you expect me to be
happy and, like, comfortable
and always be fine with you?
You don't understand
that stuff triggers me.
And I need a bit more,
like, comfort from you.
I just don't know how comfortable
you feel about
talking about stuff like that.
I'm asking you now, and you're
the one just like, "I know, I know."
You're not giving me all. I'm asking
you if you want me to give you more.
Yeah, I probably do,
a little bit more.
All right, and that's fine.
Just, like
So just be honest.
Not, like, massively, like,
"Oh, I want you fucking jumping
on me every three seconds."
I'm agreeing with that,
but I'm saying if you want
that to change,
you need to tell me
that you need to be open and honest.
This is why, like, we never get
anywhere in conversation,
cos this is what you do,
you just close up.
You're saying this, but about what?
Open, honest about what?
Your feelings.
I want to be with you 100%.
That's come from my heart.
Is that it, though? That's all you
feel towards me after eight years?
I don't want to have kids.
Do you want kids?
I don't want you to sell out.
I'm not gonna sell out.
Do you want to get married? Yeah.
What? Eventually.
Yeah. It's not about right now.
Yeah, eventually. But it's about
It's about how you feel in general.
Oh, you bake me head.
Honest to God.
You're making out like this is
a really stressful situation,
and I'm quite chilled,
trying to have a nice conversation.
Don't make me feel guilty
for speaking about how I feel.
You're just pissing me off now.
From the very beginning,
like, he literally runs away.
Not even runs away.
He sprints away from situations
of confrontation,
which literally gets you nowhere,
because for me, I'd rather just talk
about my feelings there and then
and then squash it.
Like, it literally does not need
to be made into a big thing.
Every argument ever
literally spouts from nothing.
And then it's like from
the way he reacts kind of thing.
It's just, like,
it's crazy behaviour, honestly.
It's like having a relationship
with this, like, "Oh, hi, Tom."
"Hi. I want to talk about
my feelings."
I actually
would probably leave happier.
Honestly,
I'd probably get more from it.
I'll start writing stuff on the
wall. "You're gonna make me cry."
I love her, I love him,
and I love them together.
So I hope that they can sort out
their issues and, like, fix it.
But clearly, there are
bigger issues between them.
Oh
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
It's OK.
It's honestly, it's the worst.
It's so frustrating cos it's
literally, like, every fucking time.
# Let me tell you
What I'm thinking now
# I never felt that way. #
Evening, guys.
CHEERING
We're back, we're back.
Hi, guys. How are we?
Are we hugging?
What's happening, bro?
Are you good? Sweetheart.
It's beginning the struggle now,
isn't it?
I just wish we was all together.
Same.
Like a big, happy family.
I know.
I know.
Dysfunctional family.
What's the story, caravan bunch?
Hello.
Hello.
Room for one more in the party?
Come on.
I've got something fun planned.
# Give me, give me more
Give me more
# Give me, give me more #
'After a turbulent 24 hours
for the couples,
'I thought they could do with
something a little less taxing
'for their next challenge,
'so I've come up with something
to lighten the mood.'
How's everyone doing
after our little test earlier?
We had a little argument earlier,
didn't we?
Weren't to do
with your fake orgasm story?
Uh, no.
It actually weren't.
It just spiralled from that. It
started as a civilised conversation
and ended up in an argument,
as usual.
Don't even know what it were about.
It were just about Tom
just not wanting confrontation
or any sort of feelings at all.
I think it were about me not opening
up. It was a stupid argument.
It were a stupid argument,
but it needed to be had
to get to where we're at now.
OK. So, your intimacy feedback
has given me a real insight
into your sex lives -
the good, the bad,
and the downright kinky, Sam.
THEY LAUGH
I gave you all the task
of ranking your partners
in the following categories.
So those with the highest scores,
I'm gonna call on you to
share your incredible techniques
so we can all become -
me included,
cos I can be a bit lazy -
better lovers.
OK.
The first category - kissing.
I personally think this is
the most important one.
I've
I was going to say, I actually want
to say I've kissed a lot of dudes.
And, Liily, you are our top snogger.
ALL: Ooh!
Ten out of ten from Ruben
on snogging.
What are the tips for a good snog?
Not too much tongue
and not too slimy.
They're, like,
just little, little wet.
Little wet?
Guys, want to show us what you got?
CHEERING
Yes, let's all see.
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
I think we can all safely say
we enjoyed that.
Can we all just start kissing?
Yeah. Everyone have a little kiss.
Go on.
I've got red lipstick on.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
I've been wearing her lipstick.
Oh, this is good, isn't it?
Why does that sound so wrong?
I've been wearing her lipstick.
Tom, is that the first time?
I knew it was a bad idea.
I knew it was a bad idea.
He's the gift that keeps on giving.
OK, we're taking this
up a notch now.
GIGGLES
Who's a bit of a freak
and they wish their partner
would do, like, full on,
you know, kinky?
Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
Cos dirty we want.
It's gonna sound really weird,
but I want him
to come in the house
I feel like
I know what you're gonna say.
..in, like, a balaclava.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God!
I've done that before, yeah.
Oh, OK.
What, so you want
the fake robbery
Yeah. Like,
where's your husband now?
THEY LAUGH
What? And then what do I do?
Lift up the mask and say,
"He's here."
I'm actually dying.
OK.
Foreplay and oral sex.
Oh, good.
Sam, you scored a solid eight
out of ten for foreplay from Jordi.
It just gets us going,
and she touch
And then she touches me nipple,
and me dick goes hard.
THEY LAUGH
Some of the boys
did score quite low. Yeah.
Would you be willing to give
them any tips? Even a demo?
Well, she's not naked, is she?
No, but I had but I had an idea.
I'm gonna go and get a prop.
What the hell is that?
It's a fruit bowl.
Oh, I didn't know.
What about if you demoed on that?
So what I do is
just first to just give it
a bit of a rub like that,
and it starts moisten up,
and then it just literally get it
so it's slapping like that,
and just go
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my word.
And then I just eat
the whole thing.
Nice, that though.
Tom J, are you taking notes?
Yeah. Yeah.
Notes. It's pretty easy,
that, isn't it?
Go on, go on.
Yeah. Go on.
Here we've got a fresh one.
SCREAMING
Go on. Get in.
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
I did bring the whole fruit bowl
over for a reason.
Sapphia, you got an eight out of ten
for oral.
We've got a banana in there.
Yeah,
I've got a banana here for you.
No.
It's only a small one, that.
What one's yours?
Better fitting, this one here.
Humble guy. What was it you like
about Saph's technique?
I'm willing to learn, to be fair.
She does, like, the twist of
the hands while she's Yeah.
Fuck it, I'll be showing you.
SCREAMING
Oh, my God.
It's the eyes, as well.
It's the eyes, I can't lie.
Fucking hell.
OK, so, now we've all learned
a little bit
of how we can improve our
intimacy in our relationships.
But this is a competition to be
the most improved boyfriend,
and only one boyfriend can win.
So I want you to take a look
around at all the other couples.
You've all got
to know each other so well.
But tonight,
things are about to change.
I feel like it's time
to mix things up a bit.
# Into the dark
# Into the dark #
Meet your new boyfriend
and girlfriend, Dino and Sylvie.
LIILY: What?
How can a new couple
just walk in like that?
# Oh, you call
# You call my name #
Welcome.
# Into the dark #
Shit.
I feel like I recognise her.
'I'm hoping she isn't someone
I've got with before.'
CHEERING
Do you think she's attractive?
I think she's a good-looking girl,
yeah.
Tonight,
there will be an elimination.
Shit is getting real now.
Could I just have five minutes?
Sorry.
Who's ready to show us
their packages?
Oh! Great.
THEY LAUGH
Saph, at the end of the day,
I think you need
to focus on your relationship,
and I'll focus on mine.
Did you lick her out?
No.
Bullshit.
SCREAMS
Apparently, I'm your type.
You're an attractive woman.
You think I need to take
accountability? Fuck off.
It's time for your girlfriends to
experience what you've been through.
Oh, fuck!
SCREAMS
I want to go in there
and just fuck things up.