Prank or Tank (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

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The Escorpión Dorado and Facundo
are tied with 250,000 pesos each.
But we can't have any ties here.
So, today, we'll settle the score with
a final death rally!
We'll find out
which one is the real badass.
I came here to win.
I'm ready to beat the shit out of Facundo.
They already tested
their skills in heights,
dexterity,
endurance,
speed, and concentration.
Now it's time to test what they've learned
in the different tests this season.
This rally was designed by two old friends
who will be their enemies today.
I'm really glad
they're both doing this nonsense.
These dudes always do
stupid shit to make money.
And Alemán.
They're ready to party
and, of course,
have fun watching others suffer.
Each time they complete a challenge
in the rally, they'll gain 50,000 pesos.
Remember, if Escorpión wins,
he'll donate it
to the foundation Por un Hogar.
If Facundo is the winner,
he'll donate it to Natura Mexicana.
Only the winner will get
the money he accumulated,
while the loser will leave empty-handed,
and will be humiliated
in the final punishment.
This is Prank or Tank.
PRANK OR TANK
Our competitors are
somewhere in Mexico City
waiting for their instructions
to start the death rally.
In the first stage,
they'll test their speed.
Wait! I got a fucking audio message.
-Already?
-I can't wait to get rid of you.
-Let's hear it.
-Come on.
Hey! Facundo, Escorpión,
we saw all the bullshit you're up to.
Ready for your final challenge?
Name: Alemán.
Strength: Rhyming 420 words per minute.
Reason for revenge: He likes mayhem.
I'm here with a buddy.
What's up, dudes? How's it going?
Name: El Diablito.
Strength: He never gets a hangover.
Reason for revenge:
He likes watching people suffer.
These dudes brought in
the stoner and the boozer, you see?
Today you'll apply everything
you learned on this trip
or, as I call it, "this bullshit."
Speed, concentration, heights,
and the other bullshit you've been doing.
Now we'll see who's the real badass.
We'll send you the location
for the first challenge.
-You in for the prank or will you tank?
-Will you tank?
-Fuck.
-We're in.
What do Alemán and Diablito
have to do with this shit?
Easy. The challenge is
to see who can get the most stoned.
Then you'll win
'cause you're a fucking junkie.
-Fuck.
-Fuck.
-I had to have an advantage
-Let's see the place.
-for my childhood, dude. Got signal?
-Location.
The only signal these two need
is knowing
that whoever completes this rally first
will be the ultimate winner
of Prank or Tank.
In this first test,
they'll apply their speed,
like they did with Lorena Herrera.
-What's Lorena Herrera like?
-Guys!
-No, this will be exciting.
-Very exciting.
-Shock him if he's not doing it right!
-Facundo!
-The edge!
-Sir!
-Are you okay?
-Fuck you, asshole.
Just that now they'll have
a little team to help them win.
Or lose.
THE HEIGH
RACE
Meet my left nut and my right nut.
On three. One, two, three!
For my hairy chest!
Do it right, asshole.
Your face
One, two, three!
Suck my balls!
The first one to complete a lap
with their entire team
will win this stage.
They can only win if every member
of the team crosses the finish line.
CHALLENGE: THE HEIGHT RACE
Mr. Facundo, Mr. Escorpión,
I want a clean race and,
above all, a safe one.
Don't get hurt.
On your marks, get set, go!
I think Escorpión jumped the gun.
They both fell.
-I'm slowing down.
-You can't.
What are you doing, idiots?
-Come on!
-Kick his ass!
Where are my midgets?
-Take them.
-Let's go!
Are you in, guys?
-Bye, idiot.
-Move it.
Come on, fucking Escorpión.
In anything related to physical effort
I'm way above
that good-for-nothing Escorpión Dorado.
Let's go! Hairy chests!
That blond guy's hair just got
more yellow!
Bye, idiot!
Finish him! Fuck!
I'll win this fucking race.
I'll do whatever, carry them,
drag them, or who knows
what the hell I'll do.
They kidnapped a midget.
I guess I'll have to carry them
Come on! Come on, sir!
-You can't.
-Fuck! My midgets!
Come on. We have to cross it.
Midgets, cross the line!
Whoever wins this race will be
a tiny step closer to victory.
Cross the line, midgets!
-Come on!
-Hell yeah!
-Look
-Hold on!
After a photo finish,
Escorpión wins this stage
and adds 50,000 pesos to his account.
But this isn't over yet.
Facundo can still win
any of the remaining challenges
and defeat his opponent.
My little stuffed animals,
I love you bastards.
-Fuck yeah!
-Gentlemen!
-All right
-Thank you!
After checking the cameras
-Is that my medal?
-Allow me.
We concluded that, indeed,
Mr. Escorpión and his little scorpions
won the race.
Won the race.
-No, but we're all winners.
-We want a VAR check.
The people at home also won.
-This is for you.
-They'll destroy you on social media.
-Don't point at me, idiot.
-I had to drag you here!
-I had to drag you!
-Gentlemen!
-Don't call me a gentleman, idiot! God.
-Okay, Escorpión.
God Escorpión. Can you
The message.
-My pleasure.
-Thanks. Listen to it.
Hey, guys!
If you're listening to this,
it's because you finished the race.
The next challenge
is waiting for you at this location.
So, hurry up, bastards!
Giddy up, let's go!
-Let's go, dude.
-Okay.
Escorpión was faster
in the speed challenge,
but now, in the second challenge
of the rally,
we'll see who'll beat
their fear of heights,
just like El Diamante Negro taught them.
I'll give you your first two challenges.
The challenges are related
to something you don't have.
-What?
-And that is height, baby!
What's this?
Gentlemen! Over here!
-Come over here! That way!
-Over there?
-Yeah, come!
-Holy shit.
But Get down from there!
-Yeah, come down.
-No, you come up.
I'll see you up here!
I can help you up.
I'll beat you, asshole.
-Prank or tank?
-Welcome, Mr. Facundo, Mr. Escorpión.
-I won the little race.
-No.
-That's not the challenge.
-Well played. Let's go.
-Bye. Cool.
-Sir, that's not the challenge.
I won the race. I ran up the stairs
like a fucking athlete
and the intern was up there.
Who knows how he got there first,
and he stops me!
As you can see,
we're ten meters above the pool.
It looks higher from up here.
Dude, this feeling is awful.
They'll have to jump
from this ten-meter platform
and swim as fast as possible
to reach the briefcase
that's on the other end of the pool.
Whoever reaches it first will win.
CHALLENGE: POOL OFF
Brace yourselves mentally
because this is really high.
See you down there.
Good thing I'm wearing
my trunks under this.
I'm just thinking that
it's about time I started winning.
I have nothing left,
just the surprise factor.
POOL OFF
Prank or tank?
-Fuck no.
-Prank or tank?
-I'd rather go down the stairs.
-Me too.
We forfeit, thank you.
-Yeah.
-Excuse me.
Or rather Goodbye, idiots!
Like a dolphin, I went in, swam,
and finished.
-I made it safe and sound, easy
-Prank or tank?
Go on, sir.
Escorpión's a pussy!
-Come on!
-Escorpión's a pussy!
Escorpión's got no balls!
Escorpión's got no balls!
Don't even do it now, dude!
There's nothing left to do here!
It looks like Escorpión
forgot how to control his fear of heights.
When I'm flying high, I'm in my element.
You're kidding. Let me know
when the hard part starts.
You got it or are you gonna tank?
Do you have balls or not?
-Do you have balls or not?
-You can do it!
-You can do it!
-Do you have balls or not?
I don't know the meaning
of the word "fear."
I was checking which technique to use.
How much battery life
have you got left?
-Four hours.
-Four hours.
Well, we're here. I'm not in any rush.
You guys jump. Come on.
Is it really cold?
TWO HOURS LATER
Escorpión, do you want millions
of viewers to think you're a coward?
Jump in!
Prank or tank?
I feel I'm in my element,
so I wanted to dive properly
and then I swam like this, dude.
Facundo was faster
and showed less fear in this stage,
so they're tied again.
They each won 50,000 pesos,
but we still have the final challenge.
This is getting even better!
-Come here.
-I want to deliver
-Wait, let me cover him up.
-Sure.
We don't want him getting cold. Come, sir.
The eternity that Escorpión
has been roaming the Earth
is taking its toll on him.
-Come.
-Yeah!
Sir, at your orders.
Congratulations, Mr. Facundo.
-Thanks.
-You win this challenge.
How do I unlock this shit?
-Let's see.
-With your face?
No, let me hear the message.
Gentlemen, please.
Gentlemen, please!
Hell yeah!
-Gimme that. I won.
-Wait a sec, asshole.
-I won, dude.
-How'd you win?
The intern needed a bath.
That's enough bullshit, right?
You left your blood, hairs,
and other unpleasant bodily fluids
along the way.
Now it's finally time to determine
who wins this competition.
Come on over to the coordinates
I'm sending you
for your final challenge.
Let's see where
Two stages down,
our competitors are head-to-head.
Facundo and Escorpión must head
to the golden briefcase challenge.
These two legends have faced off.
-Fuck!
-Just look.
What people do for a meal.
They fought.
-Victory!
-No.
Is it here?
I thought you'd bail on me!
And they suffered.
-What's this shit?
-No, not the head!
That's gross!
But it wasn't enough.
-Come on, asshole.
-Bye, idiots.
Let's go!
The time has finally come
for the final battle!
-It's heating up.
-That's right, Alemán.
Look, they made it alive.
-They're alive!
-Bitches!
Of course they are!
Of course they are!
-What's up, dude?
-How's it going?
-Fuck yeah.
-Come on, bastard.
-The gentlemen made it.
-Now it's for real, yeah?
-Now it's real!
-Let's go!
For this hairy chest!
-That's it.
-Everyone calm down.
-Calm down.
-We finally reached this moment.
You're still alive. You pulled a ton
of stupid stunts, but this is the final.
Today we'll decide who the winner is,
my dear Alemán.
That's right, dear Diablito.
We'll settle who wins the competition
with that briefcase up there.
The first one to touch it,
to grab it, will win.
But there are obstacles.
We have the girls.
-We have
-They're obstacles?
-Those girls pack a punch.
-Yeah.
But you'll also have a surprise, right?
-Cool.
-For the loser.
I mean, the loser will have a surprise.
Are you ready?
Well, what you call ready, no.
This is the final challenge.
Whoever gets the briefcase
will add 100,000 pesos to their account.
But the loser will endure
the most humiliating punishment ever.
Ready?
For my hairy chest!
Time for the countdown, right, Alemán?
Five, four, three,
two, one!
Prank or tank!
Let's go!
I'm rooting for the bald guy.
-Which one?
-Which one of them?
Which one?
Because they're both bald.
-I'm betting on Facundo.
-I'll bet on Escorpión.
He doesn't have a chance!
Get her off me! Take her away!
Take her away!
Without a doubt, it feels like
I had a very heavy dinner
and I'm in a wild dream
where the next day I say,
"What the fuck happened?
Why'd I dream that?"
Check that out!
He's tugging on her foot!
It's a foot tug! Look at that midget!
There he goes! There he goes again, no!
The girls.
He lunged at him! Impossible!
I don't know if Facundo's fighting
or in the middle of having sex.
If I ever made a show,
it would probably be something like this.
We haven't seen much from
Dude, nobody's done any piggybacking.
Piggybacking
We have to team up.
You and me? Team up?
-Like
-Never!
-We have to team up!
-Never!
Yeah!
-Hug me.
-Okay.
Honestly, if I think it over,
someday I'll miss you
because you'll probably die first.
And I don't want
-Yeah!
-I'm the king of the world!
-You can do it, come.
-I'm not joking.
We have to keep going.
There's a thin line between love and hate.
You and me against them!
Grab her!
Come! Hop up!
But, when it's time to choose a winner,
they'll each have to fend for themselves.
My hairy chest! Hell yeah!
But we're a team!
-We're a team.
-No.
Why'd you give it to him, asshole?
-I carried you!
-Yeah!
Mess with someone your own size!
-Bastard, I carried him!
-Just for a second.
-I thought he was my midget!
-I helped him up!
Know what my problem was?
Being a good person and trusting
that Escorpión had changed.
In the ring, I said,
"It's you and me against the world."
I didn't know he was still
the same fucking douchebag.
And, to present the winner
Hello, hello!
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's announce the winner!
It was very close.
You're both winners in my book.
Those were some awesome hits.
But Escorpión Dorado is our winner.
For my hairy chest!
What a badass!
-You're the GOAT.
-And my little scorpions.
I proved my fucking superiority,
my big hairy chest,
growing and expanding like a fucking
extension of my personality.
You signed a contract that says
-there'll be a punishment.
-That's right.
That's right, Facundo.
That's right, Facundo.
-Want to know what it is, Diablito?
-Of course.
A giant group wedgie!
That's what we wanted.
I can't stay and watch this.
Watching them suffer hurts me,
especially if it's Facundo,
since I know and love him
But let the wedgie begin! Punish him!
And hooray for Escorpión Dorado!
The winner!
GIAN
GROUP WEDGIE
You'll get the show's ultimate punishment!
-No whining!
-He wants to cry!
He wants to cry!
You'll hang me from there?
He wants to cry!
-No, dude.
-It's time!
You'll tear my underwear.
My loyal subjects,
bear witness to this punishment!
And bear witness to Facundito's suffering!
And it goes
-Three, two, one!
-No, dude!
Prank or tank?
Enough, dude!
Enough, dude! Stop fucking around!
-That wedgie!
-Enough, dude!
Wedgie!
The wedgie makes an appearance!
For my hairy chest!
Don't be assholes, dude!
Fucking Facundo,
I told him from the beginning,
the idiot's missing hands and tongue.
My hairy chest!
There won't be a rematch.
There will be revenge, for sure.
So, get ready, Escorpión.
It won't be a second season,
but your second whipping.
PRANK OR TANK
Where's the pool table
and everything else, dude?
-At the other house.
-He sold it.
He didn't make enough on YouTube.
Now Prime Video is where it's at.
Fuck! You almost killed me, man!
You're gonna suffer
more than ever, Facundo.
No way, I'm already suffering a lot.
Asshole!
What was that?
Dude, didn't you feel you had
a shard of glass in your boot?
I'm a god, I don't feel. Cut it off!
I'm a god.
I don't feel these little things.
-So Lolita has a technique.
-I'm going!
What about the fucking arm, dude?