Rana Naidu (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Hello, hello, hello!
My lovebirds and sweethearts!
Get those biceps out, Prince!
Meet me in the back,
and I'll show you more
than just my biceps, you dirty girl!
Thank you. Thank you, everyone!
Thank you so much! This is unbelievable.
I never would have dreamed that all
of the biggest names in Tollywood
would gather here to say bon voyage
to some ordinary guy from Delhi!
I mean, I'm blessed!
-I can't wait to--
-No!
I'll use the stairs.
To tell you the truth,
it breaks my heart to leave
the fine people of Hyderabad behind.
But what choice do I have?
You don't ignore OB Mahajan
when he calls you up and tells you,
"Your talent transcends the South."
"The whole country should get
to know Bollywood's next superstar!"
Oh, Surya!
Oh, Deeya!
Deeya, you've bewitched me, you temptress.
I can't get enough of you.
I'd do anything for you, Deeya.
Uncle…
Hey! Is your pops here too?
I wanna shoot that asshole's asshole.
Uncle, can I talk to you?
Go ahead. No one's stopping you.
I…
Prince asked me to go with him
to Mumbai and work as his bodyguard.
I really want to go, Uncle.
Moving over there, it would give me
a chance to turn my life around.
Not just mine, but Jaffa and Tej's too.
Hey, Prince!
Hey!
Prince! Come here!
What the fuck are you playing at?
Offering a job to my nephew, you cunt?
Rana isn't going anywhere.
Please, Uncle.
I need a fresh start.
Away from Naga.
You work for me, Rana. You work
for Hyderabad's greatest don to ever live.
You used to sell opium in Hafeezpet.
I picked your ass up.
Where you go, where you don't,
all that's up to me.
You dig?
You listenin'?
Let's dance.
You heard what he said.
Curtain's down. The end.
Aim for her mouth, asshole!
Ladies. Hey, catch.
Come here.
Naga, are you mad?
You stole ten mill from Surya. If he sees
you here, he's gonna chop you up.
How about a photo, sirs?
I got you something.
A farewell gift.
This'll keep your head light.
And this'll keep your balls tight.
What is this, Naga?
My gun. It's yours now.
Thank you.
You really should go.
If Surya finds out you're here…
His pubes are burning, man.
I'll return his money
to put that fire out.
I only came
to wish you good luck in Mumbai.
We'll work together someday.
Hell, yeah.
Take care, man.
Good stuff.
Man, Prince,
you're going to work with Shah Rukh Khan!
Surya and I are so excited for you.
Shah Rukh Khan
is gonna be working with me.
Okay. That calls for more champagne.
-Of course.
-I'll get it.
Go get it, girl. Another line.
Can we talk?
I need to go to Mumbai, Prince.
If I don't, Naga's going
to fuck everything up.
Ma's gone, Nitya's gone.
Tej has got Parkinson's because of him.
And now he's got Jaffa in his grip.
I have to get all of us out of Hyderabad.
I get it, man.
But you heard what Surya said.
Right now, he's after Naga's blood.
If you come with me, he'll be after mine.
Who's going to fuck with you, Prince?
You've got OB Mahajan's blessing.
Please bring me with you.
I promise you,
no one's gonna come after you if I leave.
And what if things crash and burn
in Mumbai? We'll come crawling back
to Hyderabad.
I'll have a word with Surya.
And he'll shove a gun in your mouth.
Every bullet in Prince's revolver
bears the names of his enemies.
Whoever fucks with Prince,
gets fucked by Prince.
Whose gun is this?
Naga's.
Pretty, no?
It's a gift from him.
Rana, I've had enough.
I'm fucking sick and tired of shooting
B-rated movies and TV commercials.
Well, no more. I'm done! It's over!
I am going to flip the switch
in Mumbai now.
Here's Prince hanging
from a helicopter with one hand.
A fight sequence atop a moving train.
A sucker punch!
He leaps across buildings.
Three baddies behind me.
they think I haven't spotted them.
But I'm Prince,
India's answer to Jackie Chan!
Are you out of your mind?
Fuck!
I'm off to Hyderabad.
-Hyderabad?
-Yeah, I got work.
You got work?
You haven't let anyone go back
to Hyderabad for 15 years
and you never even told us why.
And now you're conveniently going there?
What the fuck, Rana?
If it was this easy,
why not let me go back and visit?
I had a career in Hyderabad,
I had my films.
And you forced me
to come here and shift here.
Drop everything, no questions asked.
I should have just fucking taken…
Don't you dare give me the silent
treatment, Rana. I'm done with it!
You couldn't stop running your mouth
in front of Ani and Nitya
when you held a gun to Naga.
And now, you won't say a word? Huh?
You owe me, Rana!
The way you behaved towards the kids
last night was disgusting.
You swore at Ani
and literally manhandled Nitya!
You bloody owe us all!
Come on, jump! Now twist!
-Come on, guys! Put some power into it.
-Kick!
-Come on!
-Good one!
Jump and kick!
Excellent!
Boys, keep fighting!
Wow! Did you see that?
He flew up there and shot two bullets!
-Get up, you're missing it.
-Fuck off. I'm trying to sleep, asshole.
Tej, tell him to get lost!
Hey, princess, go home if you wanna sleep.
The fuck you buy such a big house
for yourself for?
I don't like it there.
What's up, Dad?
You building them biceps for the ladies?
You gotta squeeze these weights
before you squeeze her.
Up! We need to talk!
Talk about what?
How about I beat my meat instead?
That way we'll both have fun.
I'm not here to have fun. Come on.
Who the hell are you?
Dad, do you know him?
Hey, hey. Yeah, I know him.
A damsel in distress.
Asshole,
you think you can come in here and flare
your chest out in front of my kids?
I was talking straight as always.
I need a confession from Prince, pronto.
Set up a meeting.
"Set up a meeting"?
You think he's stripped
and waiting for me?
It's Prince!
It's not like if I tell him
to take a shit, he takes a shit.
Okay then.
You be ready to take a shit
on command back in prison.
Jesus, I'll call him.
How dare you touch my wife!
-Have you seen the video?
-Yes.
Good. Now get him suspended.
Rana, if I write a report against him,
my superiors, and my subordinates,
are gonna fuck me over!
They'll call me a snake, snitch, bitch,
traitor, back-stabber
and fuck knows what else.
They'll cut me out from cases.
And if they cut me out,
I won't get any information.
How am I gonna help you out then?
I don't care. Help me out now.
He is a CBI agent.
Was.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we hope it has been a pleasant flight,
and that you have an enjoyable stay
in beautiful, sunny Hyderabad.
Hey, moron, stop dealing shitty cards!
Motherfucker!
Are you pulling these cards
out of your ass?
Yeah, pretty much.
Just you wait and see.
Still drinking that cat piss
you call booze?
The fuck you doing here, dickhead?
I'm here to see Surya.
Surya's dead.
Didn't he tell you
to never come here again? Did you forget?
Take me to him.
It's cocktail hour.
Hour's up.
Now get in the car
and take me to Surya. Let's go.
I told you, Surya's dead.
Want me to dig a hole
next to him for you?
You both can chat
over some tea and cookies.
Do I look like an idiot?
Surya converted to Islam
to get buried six feet under?
Yes, you do look like an idiot.
And he converted so he could marry
another woman, shithead!
Happy? Enough with the questions.
I already told you, I need to talk
to Surya. Where the fuck is he?
Go tell him I am not leaving Hyderabad
until he meets me.
He's not in Hyderabad,
you dumb sack of shit.
I thought you said he was dead?
Aren't you Naga's son? I can recognize
that filthy familiarity from miles away.
-Who's Naga?
-A fucking thief!
Just saying his name stinks up the place.
He stole Surya's money
to take care of a hooker on the side.
You don't know about him.
You came much later.
Chhotu was right.
Surya got remarried because
his first wife-- What did you say?
-Never stops yapping.
-Hey, I never said that!
He's right, I never stop yapping.
The CBI are all over him
because of your father!
My Surya was a lion!
They turned him into a mouse.
Your father forced him to go into hiding.
Tell my uncle I want to see him.
Your uncle is six feet under!
Show him some respect, you shit!
I am here because I respect him.
Tell him to call me if you want
to get out of this hellhole.
You can go wherever you want
and start a new life.
No more CBI's most wanted or police.
Hey. Come on.
No one else will say this to your face,
but all of the CBI is gossiping
behind your back.
You see, nobody knows
who you're meeting with,
what you're getting up to,
what's going on in that head of yours.
So they're bound to be curious.
Anyway, if you need any help here,
you know, a local partner…
No. I prefer working alone.
So, no thank you.
Be careful, Eijaz.
Rumor has it,
you're after some pretty big fish.
Don't let them turn around
and bite you right back.
And… whose side are you on?
What?
Are you proposing that we join forces
because you're on my side?
Or you are subtly threatening me
because you're on theirs?
I'm confused actually.
I'm just trying to help you out.
You're a good man, Sujoy.
Are they blackmailing you?
All I know is…
those bastards are capable of anything.
Well, so is this bastard.
Just you wait and see.
Come on, man.
You know what I hate about celebrities?
The facade.
Glowing skin, blinding smiles.
They smell great!
So everyone looks up to them.
So, what? You're gonna arrest people
for wearing makeup and perfume now?
No. I'll arrest Prince.
Because today something big's going down.
I'm sure of it.
Come on, let's test this.
Say something.
Go… suck… my… dick!
Go… suck… my… dick!
Okay, okay. Drop the volume a bit.
Unbelievable.
Sorry, Prince can't talk to you right now.
He's meeting someone else.
-Excuse me. Prince will be with you soon.
-Okay.
No. He's scheduled a workout then.
2:30 is best.
Yeah, a.m.
Yes, at night! Come on, man.
What the hell, Vidya?
You said Naga was here.
Where is he?
And what's with that mirror?
Hey! Naga!
Hey, we both look
like twins, brother. Get over here!
Even the police thought
that we looked the same, remember?
I don't want to be disturbed
until we're done.
-Sure.
-Hey!
Rana? Hi.
You asked me to call you.
Prince is meeting your father.
Fuck!
My films never follow a formula.
Maybe they follow a pattern.
Actually, not even a pattern.
You know, we should call it rules.
Fuck.
Srini!
Prince is having a meeting with Naga
over at his place.
Get him out of there.
The CBI has its filthy hands
all over this.
If they find out what happened,
we'll all go to jail
and Naga walks free. Hurry.
Did you finish the report?
Rana,
I've always followed your instructions,
-but this time--
-Nothing changes this time.
-Just do it.
-What do you mean?
I'm a CBI officer.
I have to see this through.
You can't just squeeze my balls
and expect me to fall in line! Sorry!
This time, I'm squeezing your neck,
not your balls.
What? What do you mean?
-Sisters?
-No, I'm her mother.
Of course! She really takes after you!
Sorry. I'm Lily. Lily Randhawa.
-Hi.
-Fashion photographer.
It's okay if you haven't heard of me.
I just wanted to know
if, back in the day,
you were the college beauty queen?
Well, I used to take part
in pageants at university.
And I was the second runner-up
for Miss Asansol.
That's what I'm talking about!
-Mario Klein, the cosmetics company…
-Yes?
They're looking for fresh faces,
and the two of you fit the bill.
It's a mother-daughter campaign.
If you don't mind,
can I take a few pictures of you? Huh?
My studio is just around the corner.
We have a setup ready for photoshoots.
It won't take long, I promise.
Keep it professional.
Come on, Mom. It will be fun. Let's go.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Amazing! Let's go then.
Naga, if you and I
are going to make a film together,
then we need to establish some rules.
Rule number one.
I'm not afraid of danger,
danger is afraid of me!
Rule number two.
I can fight. Of course, I can fight!
I'm the best! But…
my words are more powerful
than my fists!
Rule number three.
When the audience steps out
of my films,
they should be content.
They should be as content
as I am right now.
And were you this content
when you shot an innocent girl, Prince?
A son framed his father for murder.
A murder you committed.
Are you content, you perverse bastard?
Yes, I killed her.
But it wasn't murder…
it was justice.
Justice!
Because she was working for the enemy.
The country's enemy or your enemy?
The country's enemy!
We're writing a Hindi film, Naga!
The girl's name…
Peeya with a P.
Peeya was a spy for the enemy.
Yes, I pulled the trigger and killed her,
but killing one of her
saved millions of others, Naga.
When a soldier stands at the border
to protect his country
and fires at the enemy,
it's not called murder.
It's called victory.
And that was my victory.
Our country's victory.
A patriot's victory.
You're such a champion,
you know that, Prince.
I gotta admire how you think!
Damn. I gotta take a page
out of your book.
But I need some booze, brother.
Booze?
Drink up, man! You're the hero!
So, Deeya--
Peeya. Peeya's accident--
Murder.
It was straightforward at first.
But then there's a twist.
The hero feels remorse…
for what he did.
You understand?
How can I, Prince?
I wasn't even there.
The pain you're feeling deep inside,
how will I ever understand that?
This is your story, bro.
Tell it to me, Prince.
Tell me what really happened.
If you keep bottling it up,
you'll explode.
Go on.
Drink up.
Let it out.
I was totally wasted.
Then Rana came out of nowhere.
Can we talk?
Let's go to the terrace.
I was there…
on the terrace.
You've got OB Mahajan's blessing.
Please bring me with you.
I had a gun in my hand.
Rana was stood next to me.
But I'm Prince,
India's answer to Jackie Chan!
-And then Deeya walks in…
-Champagne!
Fuck!
You sure you fired the gun, 100%?
Yes.
She died from my bullet.
I killed her.
Deeya!
Fuck! I killed her!
I killed her!
Rana, you saw that
I didn't do it on purpose.
You'll tell everyone that, won't you?
I killed Surya's girlfriend!
He's gonna kill me. Fuck!
Fuck!
-I can fix everything.
-How?
Promise to take me to Mumbai.
I'll take you wherever
you want to go, Rana.
Please fix this for me! Save me!
Do something.
-This is Naga's gun, right?
-Yes.
Move!
-Surya!
-Get off!
Surya, no!
I can't apologize to Deeya.
But here I am…
begging you to forgive me.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
-Mom!
-Asshole!
Here's what I think, Naga.
Let's make this film exactly like this.
Authentic, all facts.
It's raining bullets!
Death lies ahead!
Prince looks back. Four villains!
The bullets are still pelting.
Prince escapes.
But suddenly, a helicopter…
right above Prince's head.
And who's in the helicopter?
His best friend, Naga!
Naga holds out his hand to Prince.
Prince is ecstatic seeing him!
Prince grabs Naga's hand
in a slo-mo shot.
Naga pulls him up…
and the audience goes berserk!
The film's a mega hit!
They're throwing money at the screen,
ripping up the seats, applauding! Fuck!
Wow! What a film!
Do you really think so?
Do you want it in writing?
Three billion!
-Three bill…
-And we'll split the profit.
How much I make, you make.
Wait, I'm going to seal this.
Hello, note this down.
Naga Naidu is writing a film for me.
I want you to draw up a contract for me.
Not a writer's share, a producer's share.
Fifty-fifty.
Draw it up.
Manage my dates, prioritize this shoot
over everything else.
Make it quick.
Too late.
That's lovely, honey. Amazing! I love it!
Can you join her now?
-Me?!
-Yeah.
-Sure!
-Cool.
Very nice.
A little closer. Very nice!
I've one of your families over here.
I'm happy to make them
meet your second family.
Ma'am? Your bill.
Where's my discount?
Ma'am…
Do you know who I am?
No, ma'am.
Call your manager.
-Okay.
-Go. Call your manager.
Ma'am! Please stop!
Shit!
Did you submit the report?
Yeah, just now.
Eijaz's chapter is closed then?
Yes.
Good boy.
-Naina?
-Rana…
-I'm at the police station.
-What? Are you okay?
-Are the kids okay?
-Yeah.
Everything is fine.
It's just that I did something stupid
-and I got caught. Bad luck.
-What?
Are you drunk?
No!
No. Please get me out of here.
You can lecture me later.
-Lara will come and get you.
-Madam!
You can't sit there. Get up!
Rambo, come here.
So, you've been hiding up here
all these years?
What'd I tell you
about coming back to Hyderabad?
Do I need to plug your brain
with a knife to make you remember?
You won't need a knife
after you hear what I gotta say.
Bullets, then?
Go on then. How should I kill you?
Not me. Someone else.
You kill him, motherfucker!
Or you don't have the balls?
If I didn't have balls,
I wouldn't have come here to talk to you.
Uncle, it's a high-risk job
with a high reward.
You want it?
What's the catch?
You have to come to Mumbai.
Mumbai?
I slip you the tip
and you're reaching for my nuts.
You're trying to set me up.
My name's on CBI's
most wanted list, remember?
You were involved in extortion,
murder and smuggling.
You really expect
the government to reward you for it?
You're out of line, Rana.
I can pluck your balls out
whenever I want. Don't forget that.
I can't go to Mumbai.
I'll be shot dead
before I set foot in the plane.
You'll be traveling to Mumbai by car.
Do you think I'm a dumb cunt
to take such a risk?
Uncle, you've taken higher risks
than this before.
Think of this as the last.
After this, you can leave India.
Travel to Dubai, Mauritius,
wherever you want to go.
Plus another 30 million for expenses.
Your passport
and the plane will be ready.
And what about my two women?
They can join you after.
Who is it?
Who is this son of a bitch
that you've become my fucking genie?
The one who stole your money.
The one who put
your entire family behind bars.
Naga, my father.
Why didn't you open with that?
I wouldn't have asked
any questions at all!
I want you by my side
I'm a lover boy
Thanks for coming over.
I overreacted.
I know I did.
Sit.
I'm sorry.
Listen. I've wrote something for you.
Would you like to hear it?
Your company is all I desire
I want you by my side
I'm a lover boy
Falling in love is heavenly
Be my guide as I'm lost in this heaven
You bring me solace
I need you to know that
Promise me that you'll always be with me
The world is cruel
It's a river of fire
You bring me peace
You're like a beautiful flower
What do you desire?
Make a wish, and I'll fulfill it
I'm a lover boy
Falling in love is heavenly
Be my guide as I'm lost in this heaven
You're so special
Your presence
Brings me joy
-You're so special
-You're my desire
-Your presence
-Be by my side
-Brings me joy
-Falling in love is heavenly
Your company is all I desire
I want you by my side
I'm a lover boy
Falling in love is heavenly
Be my guide as I'm lost in this heaven
C'mon, blow me.
Rehaan, I don't think I can.
You know how bad my life's been.
-It'll be okay, it won't bite.
-I can't, Rehaan.
-I'm sorry--
-Trust me. Listen to me.
-Rehaan!
-It's okay!
Rehaan, what are you doing?
-It's okay.
-What is wrong with you?
Stop it!
You asshole!
-Srini.
-Not very far, boss.
Once Surya gets in the car,
don't stop anywhere
until you reach Mumbai.
Don't worry.
Yes?
There was just no reason.
I was just having some fun.
Just some harmless fun, man.
What the fuck are you doing?
The other day, the kids went
to Jaffa's without our knowledge.
And today, you nearly got arrested.
You have got to be more responsible
around the kids, okay?
-You rememb--
-Remember! Yes, I remember what?
Remember what?
Hyderabad, the lady at the shop?
The one who kept asking us
if we were married or not?
I remember.
We were so irritated
we stole her ice cream.
I ran away
with ChoccoBars in my pocket!
You think we can do that again?
Of course, we can do that.
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
Mom! Dad!
Something's up with Nitya!
She went to Rehaan's house and…
I don't know what happened to her!
Nitya!
-Nitya? Baby?
-What happened, baby?
What's wrong?
What did Rehaan do?
Nitya?
Nothing, Dad.
-No-- He…
-What?
Did he force himself?
Nitya…
It's not his fault, Dad.
I only led him on.
-Dad! Where are you going?
-Nitya!
Dad, please don't do anything!
Where are we going, sir?
We need to think carefully
about what we're going to do next.
There's nothing to think about.
Prince will go to jail, and we'll party.
Listen to me, man.
Prince is making this movie.
I am going to be with him
the entire time. Let this film happen.
He's not making a film,
he's making a cunt out of you, Naga.
This film's never coming out.
No, man.
He's making the film for sure,
I was there.
Should I ask him to give you a role in it?
My story will not be a movie, Naga.
It'll be a comic.
A graphic novel.
Cheers!
Can we just pause for a moment here?
Pause? What for?
My five-year-long mission
is finally over, Naga.
I can take all the evidence to my boss
tomorrow and surprise him!
I killed her.
She died from my bullet.
What do you mean by secret mission?
Fuck me in the ass!
So, this was your secret mission?
This is one hell
of an underground cave you've built, man.
And you did all this alone?
All superheroes work alone, Naga.
I don't trust anybody.
The rich, they can buy anyone.
OB…
he would have had the case dismissed.
They've stained the entire system.
But I am going to punish them now.
I always knew that Prince was guilty.
And now, I've got proof.
Prince, OB, Rana.
No one will be spared.
-You won't even spare Rana?
-He's the biggest bastard of them all!
Fixers like Rana always save the asses
of people like Prince!
But no more, sir. No more.
He'll go to jail.
I am going to fuck Rana and his mom!
Only one guy get to fuck Rana's mom…
me.
It's all right.
A little more lemon would've been nice.
Next time.
Subtitle translation by Neha Nair