Regular Show (2010) s01e06 Episode Script

Everyone ready for the barbeque? How's everything coming, Pops? I've been making pies all morning! Skips? I made Chilli.
Well I have a little surprise.
I was getting excited for the annual barbecue so in addition for putting on this shirt I splurged on some Super Extra Premium Grade A Hot Dogs.
Oh, it's been a while since I had a grilled meat link.
So where'd you get them? I got them online.
I spared no expense, I even payed extra for overnight shipping.
Where are they? Let's throw those babies on the grill.
I gave them to Rigby.
Oh, are Mordecai and Rigby grilling already? No, no.
I just told them to bring them outside.
I definitely told them NOT to grill the hot dogs.
Are you sure Benson said we could grill the hot dogs? Benson totally said we could grill the hot dogs.
Sweet! Let's get grilling.
Chillin' and Grillin'! Benson spared no expense! Real ingredients? Dude, these are like luxury hot dogs.
Dude, this thing won't light.
I know how to get that baby going.
Out of my way.
Okay, dude, I think that's good.
What? I got it! Aw, man.
I guess that's why Benson told me NOT to grill.
WHAT?! I said I was sorry.
Come on, man.
No! No more "Come on, man"s! Benson's gonna totally blame me and it's all your fault! I'm sick of you always getting me into trouble! I just wanted to grill time with my bro.
Chillin' and Grillin'.
No.
No, don't.
It's too late.
Come on, dude.
Don't! It's already in motion.
Well, put it out of motion! You pissed me off.
Dude, no.
Look at me! Look at me! If I fix it, will you stop being mad at me? Maybe.
Fine, I'll fix it.
I'll just go get some more hot dogs from the meat locker down in the basement.
Benson will never know, ok? Fine.
You'd better fix it, though.
I hate going down in the meat locker.
Don't worry, it'll be super quick, man! I'll get the hot dogs, you hold the door.
Fine.
Meat.
Meat.
Meat.
Meat.
Hurry up, dude! It's freezing.
I can't find them.
I knew you couldn't fix it! Wait! I think they're on top, but I can't reach.
I'll grab 'em.
Come hold the door.
I don't see them.
Did you check over there? Yeah I already DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE DOOR! Oh my gosh! I tottally propped the door with some bags of ice! Check it.
Wait! Wait! I can fix it, there's a safety latch.
Dude, don't force it! Benson! Skips! Help! Help! Go! You did it to me again, man! Don’t worry! I’ll get us out of this! Just give it up, dude.
I knew you couldn’t fix it.
Dude, I fix stuff all the time! No, you don’t! What do you mean?! The car, the shoes, the party, that other party! Stop right there! You know Muscle Man pushed me! Muscle Man wasn’t even there! Fine, I’ll fix it! You mean, like when you fixed the grill? Or when you fixed the hot dogs by burning them! Or Oh, no, wait, I know! You mean, like you brought us down here locked us in the freezer to find more hot dogs? but, surprise surprise.
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there are no hot dogs! But I can.
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No! Don’t even say it! Just shut up so I can find a way out of here before you freeze to death.
Mordecai, I found the thermostat! I can totally fix it! Oh, no! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DRUMSTICK?! Mordecai, I’m sorry! Let me try and fix it! I’m sick of you saying that! You can’t fix this, okay? All you do is mess things up and ruin people’s lives! Sorry.
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I just wanted to help.
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Stop pretending like you do anything but get me in trouble! You can’t fix anything! And now.
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I’m gonna die because of you! No! Dude don’t be mad at me! Mordecai, Don't die mad at me! Too.
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late.
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Mordecai? Mordecai? Oh no, oh no.
I can fix this! I can fix this! Don’t worry, Mordecai! I’m gonna take care of us.
You’ll see.
How am I doing? Mordecai? Am I doing all right? “Yeah, Rigby, you’re doing good!” Hot dogs! I’ve been looking all over for you! Please, frozen stranger! Can you free us? Yeah, I can free you.
But you gonna have to do something for me.
Here’s what you gotta do.
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Hey, Mordecai! Margaret! You look stunning! Spin with me! Oh, Mordecai! Oh, Margaret! Mordecai! I’M GONNA FIX IT! Rigby? you’re awake! Mordecai.
I told you I can fix it! While you were dead, I found those talking hot dogs and they gonna help us.
What? They said they know the way out! It’s true.
We can guide you out of the meat locker.
But only if you will agree to take us to a barbecue where we can be eaten! What?! You WANT to be eaten? Yes! It is our destiny to be eaten! Dude.
This is weird.
Benson’s gonna know these are not hot dogs he bought.
Look at them! No! He won’t know! Just trust me! I promise, it’ll work out! Do we have a deal? It’s a deal! Dude, this is the way out! Dude, they are not here yet! We still have time! Man, I can’t wait for those hot dogs! Here they come.
This'd better work.
It’ll work! Just relax! Hey, Benson, I’ve got the hot dogs right here.
I didn’t grill ‘em, just like you said.
Oh, boy, this is gonna be the best barbecue ever! NOW! What the.
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What the heck are those.
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This wasn’t a part of a deal! Wait! You fell for our trap! Brilliantly! We don’t want to be eaten! We want to eat.
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YOU! But what about the prophecy? There is no prophecy! This is simply revenge! For all our fallen brother and sister hot dogs massacred by the hand of your barbecue! And now.
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You’ll join your friends are awaiting a similar fate! Help, Rigby! Bad show.
Help! No! What are you doing to them? Marinating them, of course! Bag the last one! Stand back, man! Stand back! This stuff’s delicious! What the heck was that? What did you do?! Yeah, Rigby.
What did you do? Don’t look at me! Benson’s the one who went and bought the crazy Super Premium Psycho Hot Dogs! He’s right! I indeed remember now.
Yeah, he’s right! This wouldn't've happened if you'd just bought regular hot dogs! That’s for sure! That is true! No, but.
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I don’t know what happened.
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Well, I guess the barbecue is ruined now thanks to Benson! What?! No! No, I can fix it! Quick! Go and buy some hot dogs from the store and make sure they’re regular.
I’m sorry, guys! Minor setback.
I hope the overnight shipping was worth it! Dude, that was awesome! I told you I’d fix it! I knew that you would.