Ride (2016) s01e06 Episode Script

1 (HOSPITAL PA SYSTEM) KIT:I need to know what's going on.
WILL:Do you want some crisps? No? Sorry, that's ridiculous.
I just wish I could help.
I'm just really worried about dad.
What if he can't walk? Come on, everything's going to be alright.
Yeah, I hope so.
His leg looked so messed up.
Your dad's a really tough guy.
I know.
I just wish my mom was here.
Yeah.
You know, you don't have to stick around.
Really.
Ms.
Warrington said she'd drive you back.
No, I want to stay.
At least until we know something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit spooked, and Thunder got a little nick on his fetlock, but they're fine.
I can't believe that someone would stuff all of the guys in the ceiling.
Who - RUDY: Hey, Kit.
Dad! What are you two doing here? It's late.
What did they say? I'd tell you, kid, but I can't breathe! I'm sorry.
I'm just worried.
I just need to have one more x-ray to see if I need surgery.
Oh no! Mr.
Bridges, I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault, son.
Why don't you two head home? It's going to be a long night for me, so there's no sense of it being a long night for you, too.
I'm not going anywhere.
I think she means that, sir.
Yeah.
Well, why don't you head home then, and uh, my daughter's going to come with us.
There's really no point in arguing with her.
Thank you for being so helpful.
I didn't come this direction For fear of some misconnection It was with me all along I was carried by the song You wouldn't believe where my heart goes It's who I want to be So ride, ride with me (HORSE STEPS) Worrying about the punishment is always worse that the actual punishment.
You would know.
Come on! Let's go boys let's go, quick! She's coming.
Lady C? Calm down! There's no time! How much is that flight to Vegas? What am I talking about? Nav! Your family jet, right? That makes sense.
It's easier.
No, one person take the blame, alright? All for one, and one for all.
Keep it together, guys.
Gentlemen, I will be quick and to the point.
Clearly, someone from Juniper House was responsible for last night's incident.
You had the only viable entry, and the guilty party, or parties, has until tomorrow morning to confess.
However, if no one steps forward to do the right thing, every single member of this house will face the consequences.
And I assure you, they will be dire.
(SCOFFS).
Will.
Ma'am? Muck out this room immediately.
Good morning, gentlemen.
(HORSE WHINNIES) KIT: Then he came to the hospital and waited with me.
Wait.
Go back to the kissing part.
Oh, tell me everything! Anya, you can't stop breathing every time you get excited.
Otherwise, you're going to drop dead the next time you see a puppy.
And we didn't kiss.
La-la-la-la-la! In my world, you totally kissed! Twice! Good morning.
The doctors tell me I'll live.
Before we move on, I want you all to think about what happened on Bonfire Night.
Those horses are our responsibility, and we failed them.
Now, a spooked horse can be dangerous, so even if you think he's your best friend, take it easy the next few days.
Are we forgetting that someone is responsible for Mr.
Bridges getting hurt? Did anyone think about that? I appreciate the sentiment, Elaine, but I'm not - His leg is in a cast! He is completely useless.
How will we ever prepare for the Covington House Cup now? I am not - Take a seat, you poor man.
You have had a difficult night.
I am not so banged up that I can't teach a class.
Everyone, out into the ring.
Now.
ELAINE:So, Juniper House, you made this personal when you put my horse in danger.
Never ever get between a girl and her horse.
Whoever did this will be caught, and the consequences will be dire.
Why are the consequences here always so dire? (LAUGHS) Joshua, I think you and I should chat first.
Meet me after class.
Man! Dude, I cannot deal with her! Like who cloned Lady C Relax, boys.
I know exactly how to handle her.
KIT:Come on, boy.
It's cool.
You're cool! Come on over here and see Kit.
I brought some mega yummy snacks.
And now you're making it look like I'm talking to myself! Come on, boy.
Save me.
He won't even come near me.
I thought he trusted me.
Will: Of course he does.
You're his person.
I just barely managed to ride him before the bonfire.
What if he never lets me do it again, and I can't save him? I, um.
I just need the pitchfork, so - Come on, buddy.
It's me.
Your person.
MS.
WARRINGTON: William! I understand you're assisting Mr.
Bridges.
How is he? Yeah, he's getting around.
Slowly.
It's such a shock.
I'll stop in later, but could you possibly deliver something to him for me? Okay.
Cheers.
ELAINE:In order to solve this Guy Fawkes travesty, I'll have to embrace my inner Sherlock Holmes.
And you, Peaches, are to be my Watson.
PEACHES: Your Watson? Who's Shertock Hones? Peaches, the world's most famous detective? Nope.
Benedict Cumberbatch? What is that? This is how it works.
You're going to be the friendly, good cop, and lull our suspects into a false sense of security.
Then I come in, full force, as bad cop, and ta-da.
We get our confession.
Let's begin with our weakest link, the ever shifty Joshua.
See, if it were anyone else I could deal, but it's Elaine.
You know? She doesn't fall for the same stuff I get other people to fall for.
So don't talk to her.
That makes it too suspicious.
Just stick to the plan, and you'll be fine.
Just deny, deny, deny.
Then send her my way.
Joshua.
It's only Peaches.
I got this.
I don't got this.
I don't got this.
You won't get away with this! We will find you! My apologies.
Josh is feeling a little under the weather.
We are so not done with him.
And what about you? Are you ready to spill? I'm the good cop.
Oh, yes Peaches.
I can tell.
But you need to watch out for Elaine.
She's Detective Cucumber Patch.
Cucumber Patch.
Oh! Cumberbatch! Of course.
I know the family well.
In fact, it was Phinneas Cumberbatch who first introduced me to polo.
I think it was at their summer place in Argentina.
(LAUGHS) Oh, I shudder to think how pitiful I must have been that first time.
You're deflecting.
Watson might fall for it, but I will not.
Let's be frank.
I had nothing to do with stealing any guys.
Although it does pain me to have to tell you - ELAINE: Just get to the point! I did notice Leo Ducasse sneaking out of both Snap Dragon Cottage and Birch House earlier in the day.
Leo? LEO: Nav said that? No.
But I did see Alex Taylor carrying something in a huge equipment bag.
ALEX: No.
Take your questions to Wyatt Blain.
He claims he hurt his arm during warm up, but it happened during the fire.
WYATT: Will.
Find Will.
Oh, I'm so confused.
Shocking.
Two more left.
Failure's not on the cards.
RUDY: What's in that one? Maybe it's food? Oh yeah.
You're really selling it.
Ah! Yeah.
I think I might have pushed it a little this afternoon.
Come on.
Try this.
Or not.
Is that meatloaf? Why is it so watery? Here.
Try it.
I dare you.
No.
I'm uh, a vegetarian? Come on, sir.
You need to get your strength back up.
Oh! (LAUGHS) (MURMURING) What if we wallpaper our ceiling in pictures? Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah, ceililng paper.
Sounds great.
Hello.
Earth to Kit.
Sorry.
I can't stop thinking about TK.
Hmm, looks like i'm not the only one.
Have fun.
Let TK come to you.
I wonder who wrote it.
Oh, I need to talk to you straight away.
Hey.
Your hair looks really nice.
Did you do something? Uh, sorry.
What was your question? Um, culprit.
Oh um, the Guy Fawkes thing.
You wouldn't be the one responsible, would you? Oh, no way! I wouldn't want to wreck your Bonfire Night.
Uh, Josh looked rather sketchy.
Moreso than usual, I mean.
KIT: Hey dad! I have a proper English breakfast, courtesy of Sally.
RUDY: Uh, again? Forget it! Feed it to Ducky.
Tell her not to cook again.
Like ever.
Forever and ever.
Look at me.
I'm Rudy, the rough, tough cowboy.
I don't like when nice ladies are nice to me.
Come on Anya, join in.
I can't.
He's a teacher.
You would have me poke fun at an instructor! Oh, I couldn't possibly! Oh my heavens! Oh, I am Mr.
Bridges, and I am understandably miffed because I got injured, and now I can't do my job to the best of my ability.
(GROWLS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Nailed it, Anya! Okay, okay, I'm being ridiculous.
And ungrateful.
And grouchy.
Alright.
You can stop now.
I'm starting to feel better.
I'll see you this aft.
Where you going with that? I'm taking it to Ducky.
And then I'm going to tell Sally that you loved it.
Smooth.
I'm Kit, and I eat chocolate for breakfast.
Dude.
(LAUGHTER) Well, it is true.
Oh! That's what the note meant! Just have fun! (BELL RINGS) Good cop! It almost feels like you've been avoiding us.
Come on, secret passageways! What's the point of having an old, fancy castle if there's no secret passageways? We need to talk about the Guy Fawkes incident.
Okay, look.
I'm telling you right now you have the wrong dude.
Okay, the only foxes I know are the two foxes standing right in front of me, so Aww! Don't even try to use that maple syrupy charm on us.
Look, if you didn't do it, then tell us who did.
This could all be over now, Joshua.
You just need to say a name.
Just a name.
Um, Alex, Wyatt Oh, who I was I supposed to um - Can we go back to the good cop, Peaches? She kind of reminds me of those old lady cop shows that my gran liked.
Yeah, okay, fine.
I liked them, too.
But they're awesome.
Right? Tell us now.
Okay, it was Will.
It was Will.
Thank you.
You've been very helpful.
Excuse me.
You can't do this! There will be consequences! Dire ones! You (GROANS) (SIGH) It is better you told her.
Now she won't make me abduct you in the night.
Come on, my friend.
I really miss you.
Let's just hang out.
No strings.
ANYA: Perhaps the gentleman would like a shiny new apple.
Ooh, very nice.
Come on, dude.
It's just good manners to accept.
(HORSE WHINNIES) ANYA: Time for phase two? Phase two.
KIT: Hey, Nav, are you busy? We could use a hand.
I'm trying to have fun, and let TK come to me, and I think you and Prince would be a big help.
Of course.
Anything.
(YELLING & LAUGHING) NAV: Ah, look at these yummy carrots! NAV: On guard, TK.
More yummy carrots! TK! KIT: Time for tag! Who's it? You? One, two, three, four, five.
You're it! (HORSE TROTTING) NAV: Looks like somebody else wants to have a turn at being it.
Thanks for coming out, boy.
I missed you.
Hey Columbo, Prince, Princess.
Hey, have you seen Will? What did you just say? Oh, right.
You hate when I call you that.
Which is, it's kind of weird, because my little sister makes me call her princess.
Who told you? How did you find out? Um, I can't tell you because I don't know what you're talking about.
Every time you see me you tease me about it.
Every time.
But - And I can't take it anymore! And it's like blackmail.
If it's like blackmail, shouldn't I be getting You got me.
You win.
My dad's the Maharajah, which makes me the princess.
What? Dude, that is sick! So you're like a princess? Shh! I don't know how you found out, but I need your silence.
I need you to swear on your life - Ow! I swear, I swear on my life! Ow! Dude, you're as bad as Elaine.
Oh, what is that? I think you should try.
Try what? Well, TK was scared, but he found his courage.
Can you find yours? Oh.
Oh.
Oh boy.
Alright.
Hey.
These are the vaccination records for stable two.
Thanks.
Good work.
NAV: You can trust him.
Here goes nothing.
ANYA: Wow, Kit! That's amazing! KIT: (LAUGHS) That is the sound my kid used to make when she was going down the big slide.
Oh, I've got to see this.
Way to go! Unbelievable! (LAUGHS) Look at that team! I am so proud of you.
KIT:And thank you so much! I never would have been able to do it without you.
My pleasure.
Truly.
I need to talk to you.
Whoa, what do you want? It was Nav.
What? Who told you that? Oh please, as if I didn't recognize the old routine, where one of you blames the next, who blames the next, until I'm left with twenty suspects instead of one.
You're crazy.
But you made a classic blunder.
You forgot to blame the actual culprit.
You see, everyone was blamed, except for Nav.
I'm telling Lady C everything.
Oh, you can't do that.
Oh, I can.
I'm just warning you so you can duck.
(SIGHS) (HORSE WHINNIES) Did you see that? Her and that horse have come so far, so fast.
WILL: You should really get off that leg for a while.
Nah, too excited.
You'll understand when you become a dad.
You lose all sense of cool when your kid succeeds.
Yeah.
So what about your folks? They coming down for the House Cup? I hear most of them do.
Dad's got a new baby, and his wife, the dread Tanya, won't let him go anywhere.
Not that he minds.
What about your mom? She's in Thailand, I think.
Or Bali.
I don't know.
Get lost.
Well, just remember you'll have your house mates there cheering for you.
And at least one equestrian supervisor with no sense of cool.
I have something to tell you.
I'm the one who did it.
I caused the whole thing.
I didn't think anything bad would happen.
We just wanted to win.
I didn't think it through.
You don't mess with a horses living environment! They're stuck! They can't run! I know! It was really stupid.
I get that now, and I'm sorry.
You must really hate me.
It takes character to admit when you've done something wrong It would have been better to not to do it in the first place.
Yeah, it'd be better if I won the lottery and didn't have to dig out a stall for the rest of my life.
But that's not the world we're living in, is it? My big, brave, handsome boy.
I am so super, mega, crazy proud of you.
(HORSE WHINNIES) Oh, and so modest! Now, you get all of your beauty sleep.
And there's more fun times to be had tomorrow.
(HORSE WHINNIES) WILL: I know, I know, I have to tell Lady Covington.
RUDY: No one else can do it for you.
What, so I just go in and say, "Alright, Lady Covington, I'm the one that stole all the guys and hid them in the ceiling.
So I'm responsible for Mr.
Bridge's accident, and for spooking all of the horses, and everything -" Kit.
How could you do this? WILL: Kit! Kit!