Rilakkuma and Kaoru (2019) s01e06 Episode Script

Fortune-Telling

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Gosh, it's so hot.
If this heat persists every day,
we should worry about the planet Earth.
Hey, don't look as if
it doesn't concern you.
You should really think about Earth
and global warming.
No!
You do know how bad our electricity bill
was last month, don't you?
We all voted between
air-conditioning and snacks.
And all of us voted for snacks,
so we can only use the fan.
YOU'VE WON!
You've won a prize?
How lucky!
Speaking of luck,
I haven't had much lately.
My favorite bakery has closed down.
My microwave oven is broken.
My favorite pair of shoes,
which I've worn for years,
stepped on dog poop.
The man with a nice smile
hasn't made a delivery since.
And I'm worried about
life after retirement.
Wait. It sounds like
my life is full of bad luck.
No. A negative aura is leaking out.
I need to blow it away with the fan.
Oh, come on.
SAMEJIMA CORP.
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I had to climb the stairs
to the seventh floor
because the elevator
Oh, Kaoru. You're here.
Yeah.
Morning.
Whoa!
What?
Somehow there's this darkness around you.
You may be right.
I've been pretty unlucky lately.
Here.
What's that?
A power stone.
It's popular among the girls in my class.
They say Lady Luck will visit you
if you carry one.
- That'll be 200 yen.
- What?
What's up?
Okay, give me a minute.
HALL OF FORTUNE
POWER ITEMS FOR GOOD LUCK
It says to place something yellow
in the west for good luck.
I've been unlucky.
I mean, it's been really bad of late.
I see it.
What's that?
It seems something evil
is attached to you.
Not just one, but three.
If you don't get rid of them
you'll never be able to get married.
There's something
that can improve your fortune.
Life is like a deep ocean.
Once you've lost your way,
it won't be easy to get out.
To find your way out,
this rosary can help.
Hi, guys.
What?
Snacks?
Sorry, no snacks today.
All right then.
Since you're so mad at me,
you can go and live with Tokio.
Who is it?
What's up? Running away from home?
I'd love to let you stay here,
but I'm sorry,
my mom is allergic to bears.
Bear fur makes her nose itch.
Sorry, guys.
I can't sleep.
It's Mina.
"I've won 300,000 yen from the lottery!"
I wanted to treat you to a nice meal,
but in the end, I decided
to spend it on a trip to Thailand.
"Tom yum kung and Thai massage.
Sorry, buddy."
Oh, boy. Kaoru, what's with that rosary?
Oh, I was told that it'd improve my luck.
Oh, gosh.
This is bad, Kaoru.
It looks exactly like what I saw
in the news just now.
Look.
FAMOUS FORTUNE TELLER SUSPECTED
FOR FRAUD
This self-proclaimed fortune teller
was selling those 20-yen rosaries
for 50,000 yen each.
What?
I hope you weren't conned, Kaoru.
Thanks for taking care of my bears
yesterday.
What? I didn't take care of them.
No? What?
Where could they be?
Hey!
I've been looking for you!
Are you angry?
I've brought dango, though.
Have some.
Without your snoring,
it was too quiet, I couldn't sleep.
I'm sorry.
Okay. Let me give it a try.
Ma'am, you're so lucky.
It's gone?
Here. Have some.
I guess luck really is with me today.
Come on, let's buy tons of snacks
before we go home.
WE ALL HAVE DAYS LIKE THAT SOMETIMES
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