Royalties (2020) s01e06 Episode Script
Make You Come (True)
1
Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
Do-do-do-do-do ♪
Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
Da-do-ba-doobie-do ♪
This is the theme song ♪
This is the theme song, yeah. ♪
SARA: My teeth.
No!
This could be a song.
[GASPS]
Okay, so, in my dream,
I was back in high school
and all my teeth had fallen out.
And I was supposed to do
a performance of something
I had never rehearsed.
So I start winging it.
And suddenly I am singing
the most amazing song.
So I rush to the piano,
only to realize I'm still asleep.
By the time I actually woke up
- it was gone.
- So the song exists.
It's just that we have to
get it out of Sara's mind.
And if I just flip the right
mental switch, I'll remember it.
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Uh, sorry, guys.
Give me one second. I got to take this.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Peyton, hey.
This is a, this is a surprise.
[CRYING] I'm not surprised. Not at all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened?
Kyle and I had a fight, and
we broke up, Theo.
- Theo?
- Yeah. Sorry.
To hear what happened.
I-I'll tell you what. I got a
few more hours in the studio.
Why don't I come by afterwards
and-and-and you can cry
on my shoulder and I'll play
with your hair platonically and,
you know, I bet I could nail
that triple fishtail braid.
That sounds perfect.
- You're such a good friend.
- That's who I am.
King of the Friend Zone.
Maybe you could stay over?
I just really don't want
to be alone tonight.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah, if you w if
that's what you want,
- I'll-I'll stay over.
- Thanks, Theo.
Well, see you soon, pal. Okay, bye.
"Pal"? You being serious right now?
Yeah. She's a buddy.
Oh, and do you talk to all
your fuck buddies like that?
- What?
- This is a textbook rebound.
What is that, like a, like
a European soccer thing?
Um, no, she wants to
use your little nerd body
- to get over her ex.
- Huh?
She wants to have sex with you.
- Really? Are you sure?
- Okay, let's slow down, lover boy.
No, no. You're not going anywhere
until this song is done.
Everyone here needs to learn
the importance of deadlines.
So, the sooner you guys finish up here,
the sooner you can go and play.
Play?
- Have sex.
- Sex.
- That's right.
- Song first.
Come on, Theo. You had sex
before. You can do it again.
[MUTTERING] Yeah, like a
All right. Hey, guys,
how's it going in there?
- We did it! We figured it out.
- Oh
[EXHALES] Oh, thank God.
We're pretty sure we know
how to hypnotize Sara.
Uh, I'm sorry. What?
Well, we did a ton of research on it,
and I believe that if we get Sara
into a highly suggestible,
meditative state,
I can guide her through her
subconscious and get the song.
- Uh, fucking shit.
- [CLICKS]
Okay, it's just, I really would like
to leave here sometime soon.
We're trying to get you out
of here as fast as we can.
Yeah, do you think that
we're not in a hurry?
I mean, if we screw around for too long,
another writer's gonna
swoop in and take our place.
We need you to be ready to
record at a moment's notice.
No, no, no. You're-you're right.
I-I'm sorry. Is, is there
anything I can do
- to help speed this along?
- PIERCE: First we got to open up
Sara's mental chakra, so
we're pretty much stuck
until we can find ourselves
a Tibetan singing bowl.
Right. And-and what
the fuck is that again?
It's a bowl that makes a
nice sound when you rub it.
Like
[BOTH HUMMING]
You know what? How about this, guys?
I'm gonna go find the bowls,
you guys keep writing,
and we're gonna do this
thing real fast. All right?
Sounds good. Keep going, guys. Go.
Yes. That's a great idea.
Keep it, keep it going. Keep it going.
- [BOTH HUMMING]
- Yeah, that's nice.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
THEO: Look, lady, you're the tenth
Bed Bath & Beyond I've called,
and you're telling me you
rubbed every single bowl
in your store and none of them sang?
- CLERK: Sorry, sir.
- I don't b
Hold on one second. I-It's Peyton.
Hey, Peyton, how's it going?
Hey, just checking in.
I-I know it's getting late,
but I still want you to come tonight.
Yeah, no, me-me coming's
not gonna be a problem.
I-I just want you to
have a good time, too.
Great. And you're sleeping here, right?
If you want.
Well, I'm not sure how
much sleep you'll get.
I might keep you up all night.
Yeah. Sounds [CLEARS
THROAT] fucking rad.
Well, I'm gonna take a
shower before you get here.
I'm just feeling so dirty.
Give me all the fucking bowls you have.
Within reason. I'm not made
of money, so, like, four.
Guys, I got the bowls. I got the
- [BOWLS CLATTERING]
- What the fuck is this shit?
If you two are just gonna be asleep,
why do I need to be here?
Guys, you don't know how
important this is to me.
This isn't just about having sex
for the second time in my life.
Okay? Even though that's
a crucial barrier to break.
I've got to do what I've
got to, 'cause the thing is,
I love Peyton.
She's kind of funny, she's
got this amazing hair.
And when I'm with her
and I'm braiding it,
I feel like I could do anything.
Or any braid.
And I know it's all cheap
talk, but for one night
I want to show her that
there's a man who will worship
the ground she walks on.
Especially if she's barefoot.
That is right. I am a proud foot man.
Always have been, always will be.
So it's time to get up,
finish this fucking song so I can
go make my dream come true.
- [GASPS] I got it.
- [GRUNTS]
Theo, get back in the booth.
I've been in a highly
suggestible trance.
You could have ruined the song.
Pierce, I got the song.
- Wake up.
- [GRUNTING]
I-I got, I got the song.
- "I Am a Foot Man"!
- "Make You Come (True)"!
Oh. Yours-yours is better.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
Peyton, I'm sorry, I know it's so late.
We ended up working on this song.
And, funny thing is, it kind of
ended up being about you.
So it [CLEARS THROAT]
You know what? I'm just
gonna send you the song,
'cause I think you need to hear it.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
Waves crash on a beach ♪
And I'm braidin' your hair ♪
I'm rubbin' your feet ♪
Your sexy feet ♪
You're in your underwear ♪
- [ALARM RINGING]
- Bang, alarm goes off ♪
And I'm back to reality ♪
And I'm thinkin', "Damn ♪
How do I say that you're
more than a pal to me?" ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
It's time for me to wake up ♪
Do whatever I got to ♪
Ooh ♪
Gotta keep my head
up, gettin' out of bed ♪
But it's all cheap talk,
I've been sleepwalkin' ♪
When I should be sleepin' with you ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
Bangin' on a new drum,
gonna make you come ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
I'mma make my dream come true ♪
Time for me to wake up ♪
Gonna make you come so hard,
gonna make you come so fast ♪
Gonna make you come right now ♪
I'mma make you come and come ♪
- And come, yeah ♪
- [MOUTHS]
I'mma make my dream come true, yeah. ♪
Theo, thank you.
That song was exactly
what I needed to hear.
I should get back together with Kyle.
Uh, I-I'm sorry.
That's what you got out of that?
Did-did I send you the right song?
The-the song about the guy
who pines over the
girl who's his friend?
And he may or may not have
a thing about her feet?
Exactly. Did Kyle tell you
what our fight was about?
His weird foot fetish.
He's been posting on
all these online forums
- for people who love feet.
- Sole Mates or Twinkle Toes?
I don't know. But he was
posting about wanting
to drink a cocktail out
of one of my shoes.
Yeah, a gin and toe-nic.
I'm familiar with this.
See? If you know about this
stuff, it can't be that weird.
And I treated him like he
was some sort of freak.
But it's time for me to
wake up, do what I got to
to make things right.
I'm gonna go to his place right now.
Thank you, Theo.
- You saved my relationship.
- Sure.
Just lock up when you leave, okay?
[SIGHS] I'm sorry I was so needy today.
I feel like I walked all over you.
[EXHALES] If only, Peyton.
If only.
- Yeah ♪
- Time for me to wake up ♪
Do whatever I got to ♪
- Ooh ♪
- Just shut up!
[SHOUTS]
Theo's a foot man, yeah. ♪
Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
Do-do-do-do-do ♪
Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
Da-do-ba-doobie-do ♪
This is the theme song ♪
This is the theme song, yeah. ♪
SARA: My teeth.
No!
This could be a song.
[GASPS]
Okay, so, in my dream,
I was back in high school
and all my teeth had fallen out.
And I was supposed to do
a performance of something
I had never rehearsed.
So I start winging it.
And suddenly I am singing
the most amazing song.
So I rush to the piano,
only to realize I'm still asleep.
By the time I actually woke up
- it was gone.
- So the song exists.
It's just that we have to
get it out of Sara's mind.
And if I just flip the right
mental switch, I'll remember it.
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Uh, sorry, guys.
Give me one second. I got to take this.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Peyton, hey.
This is a, this is a surprise.
[CRYING] I'm not surprised. Not at all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened?
Kyle and I had a fight, and
we broke up, Theo.
- Theo?
- Yeah. Sorry.
To hear what happened.
I-I'll tell you what. I got a
few more hours in the studio.
Why don't I come by afterwards
and-and-and you can cry
on my shoulder and I'll play
with your hair platonically and,
you know, I bet I could nail
that triple fishtail braid.
That sounds perfect.
- You're such a good friend.
- That's who I am.
King of the Friend Zone.
Maybe you could stay over?
I just really don't want
to be alone tonight.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah, if you w if
that's what you want,
- I'll-I'll stay over.
- Thanks, Theo.
Well, see you soon, pal. Okay, bye.
"Pal"? You being serious right now?
Yeah. She's a buddy.
Oh, and do you talk to all
your fuck buddies like that?
- What?
- This is a textbook rebound.
What is that, like a, like
a European soccer thing?
Um, no, she wants to
use your little nerd body
- to get over her ex.
- Huh?
She wants to have sex with you.
- Really? Are you sure?
- Okay, let's slow down, lover boy.
No, no. You're not going anywhere
until this song is done.
Everyone here needs to learn
the importance of deadlines.
So, the sooner you guys finish up here,
the sooner you can go and play.
Play?
- Have sex.
- Sex.
- That's right.
- Song first.
Come on, Theo. You had sex
before. You can do it again.
[MUTTERING] Yeah, like a
All right. Hey, guys,
how's it going in there?
- We did it! We figured it out.
- Oh
[EXHALES] Oh, thank God.
We're pretty sure we know
how to hypnotize Sara.
Uh, I'm sorry. What?
Well, we did a ton of research on it,
and I believe that if we get Sara
into a highly suggestible,
meditative state,
I can guide her through her
subconscious and get the song.
- Uh, fucking shit.
- [CLICKS]
Okay, it's just, I really would like
to leave here sometime soon.
We're trying to get you out
of here as fast as we can.
Yeah, do you think that
we're not in a hurry?
I mean, if we screw around for too long,
another writer's gonna
swoop in and take our place.
We need you to be ready to
record at a moment's notice.
No, no, no. You're-you're right.
I-I'm sorry. Is, is there
anything I can do
- to help speed this along?
- PIERCE: First we got to open up
Sara's mental chakra, so
we're pretty much stuck
until we can find ourselves
a Tibetan singing bowl.
Right. And-and what
the fuck is that again?
It's a bowl that makes a
nice sound when you rub it.
Like
[BOTH HUMMING]
You know what? How about this, guys?
I'm gonna go find the bowls,
you guys keep writing,
and we're gonna do this
thing real fast. All right?
Sounds good. Keep going, guys. Go.
Yes. That's a great idea.
Keep it, keep it going. Keep it going.
- [BOTH HUMMING]
- Yeah, that's nice.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
THEO: Look, lady, you're the tenth
Bed Bath & Beyond I've called,
and you're telling me you
rubbed every single bowl
in your store and none of them sang?
- CLERK: Sorry, sir.
- I don't b
Hold on one second. I-It's Peyton.
Hey, Peyton, how's it going?
Hey, just checking in.
I-I know it's getting late,
but I still want you to come tonight.
Yeah, no, me-me coming's
not gonna be a problem.
I-I just want you to
have a good time, too.
Great. And you're sleeping here, right?
If you want.
Well, I'm not sure how
much sleep you'll get.
I might keep you up all night.
Yeah. Sounds [CLEARS
THROAT] fucking rad.
Well, I'm gonna take a
shower before you get here.
I'm just feeling so dirty.
Give me all the fucking bowls you have.
Within reason. I'm not made
of money, so, like, four.
Guys, I got the bowls. I got the
- [BOWLS CLATTERING]
- What the fuck is this shit?
If you two are just gonna be asleep,
why do I need to be here?
Guys, you don't know how
important this is to me.
This isn't just about having sex
for the second time in my life.
Okay? Even though that's
a crucial barrier to break.
I've got to do what I've
got to, 'cause the thing is,
I love Peyton.
She's kind of funny, she's
got this amazing hair.
And when I'm with her
and I'm braiding it,
I feel like I could do anything.
Or any braid.
And I know it's all cheap
talk, but for one night
I want to show her that
there's a man who will worship
the ground she walks on.
Especially if she's barefoot.
That is right. I am a proud foot man.
Always have been, always will be.
So it's time to get up,
finish this fucking song so I can
go make my dream come true.
- [GASPS] I got it.
- [GRUNTS]
Theo, get back in the booth.
I've been in a highly
suggestible trance.
You could have ruined the song.
Pierce, I got the song.
- Wake up.
- [GRUNTING]
I-I got, I got the song.
- "I Am a Foot Man"!
- "Make You Come (True)"!
Oh. Yours-yours is better.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
Peyton, I'm sorry, I know it's so late.
We ended up working on this song.
And, funny thing is, it kind of
ended up being about you.
So it [CLEARS THROAT]
You know what? I'm just
gonna send you the song,
'cause I think you need to hear it.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
Waves crash on a beach ♪
And I'm braidin' your hair ♪
I'm rubbin' your feet ♪
Your sexy feet ♪
You're in your underwear ♪
- [ALARM RINGING]
- Bang, alarm goes off ♪
And I'm back to reality ♪
And I'm thinkin', "Damn ♪
How do I say that you're
more than a pal to me?" ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
It's time for me to wake up ♪
Do whatever I got to ♪
Ooh ♪
Gotta keep my head
up, gettin' out of bed ♪
But it's all cheap talk,
I've been sleepwalkin' ♪
When I should be sleepin' with you ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
Bangin' on a new drum,
gonna make you come ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
Make you come, make you come true ♪
I'mma make my dream come true ♪
Time for me to wake up ♪
Gonna make you come so hard,
gonna make you come so fast ♪
Gonna make you come right now ♪
I'mma make you come and come ♪
- And come, yeah ♪
- [MOUTHS]
I'mma make my dream come true, yeah. ♪
Theo, thank you.
That song was exactly
what I needed to hear.
I should get back together with Kyle.
Uh, I-I'm sorry.
That's what you got out of that?
Did-did I send you the right song?
The-the song about the guy
who pines over the
girl who's his friend?
And he may or may not have
a thing about her feet?
Exactly. Did Kyle tell you
what our fight was about?
His weird foot fetish.
He's been posting on
all these online forums
- for people who love feet.
- Sole Mates or Twinkle Toes?
I don't know. But he was
posting about wanting
to drink a cocktail out
of one of my shoes.
Yeah, a gin and toe-nic.
I'm familiar with this.
See? If you know about this
stuff, it can't be that weird.
And I treated him like he
was some sort of freak.
But it's time for me to
wake up, do what I got to
to make things right.
I'm gonna go to his place right now.
Thank you, Theo.
- You saved my relationship.
- Sure.
Just lock up when you leave, okay?
[SIGHS] I'm sorry I was so needy today.
I feel like I walked all over you.
[EXHALES] If only, Peyton.
If only.
- Yeah ♪
- Time for me to wake up ♪
Do whatever I got to ♪
- Ooh ♪
- Just shut up!
[SHOUTS]
Theo's a foot man, yeah. ♪