Secret Bridesmaids' Business (2019) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Olivia, will you marry me?
Oh my god!
Alex
had an affair with Nicole.
Obviously I wanted you to tell
me it didn't happen.
Tell me how I can fix it?
You can't Alex,
you can't uncheat on me.
I'm
having some tests.
These tests - I'm coming with you?
Not to underplay the challenge
of Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma,
but you're young, fit.
Alex,
will you marry me?
You're in love with her too,
you always have been.
You had
sex with someone else.
No
Wonder dad hates you.
So you're choosing
the gardener over me?
Yeah, I am.
I want to get through this,
but I don't know how.
We'll find a way.
(LOUD THUD)
(SCREAM)
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Saski, you should have
stayed in hospital.
Stop fussing,
I'm fine.
With the driver behind it, the train
passing clearly ID him.
There's no conclusive evidence
what Jakob did was deliberate.
He can't get away with this,
Melanie won't be safe.
An addition, never
point the muzzle at anything
you
aren't willing to destroy.
(HEART BEAT)
Let me do it,
let me do it.
Woo!
Hey.
I just can't control my feet ♪
You're here.
You're
getting married tomorrow.
Step aside boy
Rolling through the front door. ♪
OK, OK.
Let's get this not-a-hen-night
hen night started.
M-m-m-m-molotov ♪
Cheers.
Cheers.
M-m-m-m-molotov
I'ma get this whole party up
Watch me now. ♪
Woo!
I can't find a fuck to give
I'ma let this whole thing burn
Be useful now hold my drink
Time for you to watch and learn
Hands off ♪
Woo!
Keep your hands off boy
Hello hello hello
Hello hello hello
Rollin' through the front door
Six drinks in
Point me at the dance floor
throw me in
I'm a m-m-molotov
I'ma l-l-light it up
I'm a m-m-molotov
I'm a get this whole party all
Watch me now
I'm a m-m-molotov
I'ma get this whole party all
I'm a m-m-molotov. ♪
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(GASPS)
Bit green after last night?
What time did you get in?
It's not that.
I barely drank.
Hmm, you OK?
Think I'm coming down
with something.
The
day of the wedding.
I'll get the hydrolyte.
Ah, you're cute when you're sick.
Makes me want to look after you.
Oh, weddings.
Welcome
to Maybelle Homes.
Brent,
have you met John?
Jakob,
what are you doing here?
I'm back hey,
let the selling frenzy begin.
I can't have you here.
Not
after what you've done.
Jack, all that stuff sorted OK.
Back to business as usual.
Get him out of here.
What, are you kidding me?
Let's go.
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's all on video Jakob,
I got it all.
(ANGRY GRUNT)
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me, let me just
(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)
Hello, hello.
Hi.
Saskia, finally.
Alright, bridal party,
let's get the cork
out of this puppy.
Just one glass OK,
that's all we have time for.
I'm sorry, there is always
time for bubbles.
Bubbles fix everything.
It's true.
Alright, you ready?
This is how it's done,
right in your face.
(CHEERS)
That's professional
thank you very much.
Champagne, awesome.
There she is.
Aww, my most beautiful
flower girl.
Sorry,
assistant bridesmaid.
Better.
Can I have some?
Yeah, why not?
Because she's a kid.
You ruin everything.
OK, someone's on her rags.
Very classy.
I'll go.
Hey buddy, sweet ride.
Just, it's a big day,
I want to have a clear head.
Luscious hair, hot curves.
Are
you saying I got fat?
You know that's not what I'm saying.
Alright,
let's get moving.
Thanks for helping me out.
Be a good surprise.
Won't
come out of her room.
"My
mum doesn't get me."
Said every daughter ever.
Michael can you help us
with the bags?
Yep, righto.
OK, let's go look at this
ridiculous limo.
Apparently
it's made of pure gold.
Oh my god.
You see that's the sound
I wanted to hear, you're welcome.
Wow!
Here
let me take your bag.
Amazing.
Didn't
they have a bigger one?
I tried to get one with a sundeck
on the back but it was booked.
Is that a thing?
She's joking.
Photos everybody.
It's perfect, it's perfect.
Alright, line up.
Champagnes.
Ok, big smile, you look beautiful,
you all look gorgeous.
You
should get limos more often.
Very good,
OK, got it.
Thank you.
Alright in the car everyone.
Now,
go easy on your mum.
Whatever.
She'll thaw out.
Yeah, she will.
Woot-woot, yeah.
Get a room, lovebirds.
Woot-woot.
Oh they're here,
they're here!
Someone's
a little excited.
Hello.
Welcome.
Hey!
You're
looking particularly radiant.
I'll get the bags.
Hey, how are you?
Daisy, there's chocolate cake
with your name on it inside.
Wow.
Oh Saskia,
all recovered now?
Looking super hot.
Oh, it's not just me
with the hotness, look at you!
Go on give us a twirl.
Think I might get lucky
at the reception?
Oh, I don't know, I might race you
myself. Oh!
You'll
have to fight me for her.
I reckon I can take you.
Yeah.
Me too.
Hey boys.
I am
not going to cry today.
I've
got 100 mascara on.
Don't
tell your father.
How's my bride?
All good?
Yeah.
Now
I've got eyes on you.
Right answer.
What are they like?
Oh, It's so cute.
Off you go,
that's bad luck before the wedding.
Alright, come on.
Oh my god, OK.
Get in.
Cheese!
Don't fall over the bar. Does an
espresso martini count as a drink?
What are we doing this
for?
Phil, did you see those
god-awful supermarket lemons
the
caterers brought?
Darling, it's garnish
for water jugs.
Phil, It's the little details
that make all the difference.
It's going to be fine.
Olivia's going to be fine,
you can be happy.
You always know exactly
what to say don't you?
Come here.
You are gorgeous.
Come on, come on,
still things to do.
I just need to get one
more. Darling we don't have time for this.
Just one, just one.
You can
never have too many lemons!
Photo time!
Alright, you two come on, bunch up.
Hang on,
Is this going to be
the most bloody photographed
wedding ever?
You love it.
Maybe
just a little bit.
Hey, compliments of
the bridal commander in chief.
Oh, Colleen bless you.
Where is she? She's
giving the caterers hell.
Who wants one?
Yes.
Oh god, can I get mine
intravenously?
You'll be legless
before we get to the altar.
Thank you, Melanie, but everyone
knows you can't get drunk on white.
Vodka shots on the other hand
Oh, don't even go there.
How do you not even look
even vaguely hungover?
'Cause I left the shots
to you two.
I don't remember you drinking
at all actually.
I was keeping myself
nice for today.
Oh wow, your mum
has outdone herself.
These look amazing.
Mmm, OK.
Yes.
You're up next.
Yeah, I know you like
doing you're own make up.
But
No.
..in the chair.
I won't
be long I promise.
I'm only doing this
because I'm scared of you.
What do you mean?
You're a scary woman.
I don't need to do much,
look at you.
You look beautiful
I have make up on.
So,
big day has finally arrived.
Thanks
for everything.
Oh no,
of course, of course.
I'm
really happy for you.
You and Alex, getting married
after everything.
Thank you.
You're the best.
So,
wedding day nerves?
Not a one.
Dude, I can't wait to get married,
It's gonna be a great day, mate.
The same person
for the rest of your life?
I mean, who can promise
that, really?
Shit, sorry boys.
Brain fart.
Whose whiskey is talking now?
Damn.
What you forget?
Microphone
for the service.
I'll
see you over there.
Can you stop eating
so I can finish your make up?
No, these blinis are like heaven,
what does Colleen put in them?
Remember that buffet she did
for your wedding breakfast?
Ahh, such a good day.
Heyward?
Yeah, it's just weddings.
You and Michael
are good now, right?
You looked good.
She
means the pashing.
Yeah.
But it'll always be there, won't it?
What happened with him.
I mean, even if Michael forgives me
it'll always be there.
No.
Fuck shame.
That's easy for you to say.
No,
seriously I mean it, fuck shame.
Shame can fuck right off,
along with cancer.
You made a mistake.
Whatever,
you're human.
A pretty decent human,
and a great mum.
You'd be a good mum.
I've seen you with the girls.
Is something going on?
Just because I don't want
to be someone's wife
doesn't mean I can't be
someone's mum theoretically.
Something is going on.
I've never
heard you talk like this.
Isn't
anyone for a joint?
No, we've gotta go get dressed,
the cottage.
Great,
I'll see you there.
Is everything OK?
Yeah, just nothing a couple of weeks
in the sun wouldn't fix.
Remember Spain, after uni?
We drank all that Rioja
and talked about what we would be
like when we're 30.
How we
were so gloriously clueless.
I am
gonna take the law by storm.
Look at me now, getting all married.
It's all worked out OK
for you though.
You got your dream, didn't you?
Partner in a big city law firm.
If that is what you want?
I
Don't know what I want.
You've got this great life
and this great future and
Me, I just wonder
None of us know
what the future holds.
I'm going to be alone
forever, aren't I?
What?
No, no, no.
You love flying solo, right?
Yeah, I do everything that I
can to make sure of it.
In what way?
Nothing, I'm sure this is just
this estrogen filled weddings.
Saskia, can I borrow you
for the moment?
Yes, yes of course.
Dad?
Nothing
to worry about.
How can I help?
So,
no celebrant, what happened?
Oh, she got the wrong day
apparently.
Doesn't think
she'll make it in time.
Can't
you get another one?
Or a
lovely friend could stand in,
someone who is used to
public speaking.
Look at me, you want me
to marry Olivia and Alex?
Well, it's not a wedding
without a hitch.
It won't be a proper
wedding at all.
But everyone's arriving,
I've got to give them something.
I mean,
the kids they can fix it up
at the Registry Office
during the week.
But me, who
thinks marriage is a joke?
Well, it's a big ask, but I know
you'd do anything for Olivia.
As a lovely friend.
What does
Colleen think about this?
I opened a reserve pinot gris
to take the edge off her nerves.
God, can I get in on that
action? Yeah, of course.
Alright, what's the
celebrant's number?
Just
so I can get some tips.
Thank you.
(PHONE PINGS)
OK.
Listen, whatever the fuck
you have to do, just get here.
No, I don't care.
Olivia wants a wedding and
you're going to give it to her.
You fuck this day
and I will hunt you down.
And you
don't want that trust me.
You'll be here?
That's amazing,
thank you.
(MELANIE PUKING)
I thought, I was supposed to
be the pissed one.
Melanie?
Honey what's wrong?
You are pregnant,
aren't you?
I can't
I can't.
Oh, what's all this?
It's good news,
isn't it?
And Michael must be thrilled
about expanding the brood.
He doesn't know.
Why not?
Oh Melanie, you're having
that psycho's baby.
Please don't tell Olivia.
Not today.
Tell me what?
Saskia?
I feel so bad that you had to
deal with this on your own.
It's just the thought of it
you know, this baby being his.
Have you thought about seeing a
doctor about a paternity test?
There's so much they can
tell from a blood test.
What if it is his?
Yeah, well, it could be
Michael's, right?
I want it to be.
But if it isn't,
how do I tell him?
Look, this is,
this is your wedding.
Alright, this is the start
of your beautiful future.
We'll figure it out,
yeah?
We will.
I don't know what I would do
without you?
OK, come on, let's go
and get you ready for this wedding.
Just not wearing those gumboots.
I thought I could.
No.
Not today.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Hey, hey.
Don't you trash your hair
on my watch.
Hi.
It's amazing you made it in time.
Well, the bridesmaid
was very persuasive.
Well, I've got no idea
where the bride has got to,
but the groom is up
in the main house.
Hello, can I help you?
Yes, I'm looking for the
cellar door, but I must be lost.
Oh, closed for private function.
Ahh, OK.
Sorry to disappoint,
we'd love to see you tomorrow.
Sure thing boss,
will do.
You
like boys and girls?
Well, why eat just one flavour
of ice cream
when you can try them all?
Oh, OK.
I
Think I like just boys.
Which one do think
mum would hate most?
Oh Daisy, you know you could do
worse than being like her.
Let's get
this show on the road.
What do you think?
Well, I think that's a hell
of a colour.
We need to do your hair.
Oh bugger, I forgot the hair spray.
Olivia, give me your face.
Let me make it better, it's fine.
Mikey, hairspray.
You didn't.
You're the best.
He
Realised that I forgot it.
Aww.
What is that?
You
said I could wear some.
Lip gloss OK,
take it off.
You are not walking down
the aisle like that.
Like what?
Take it off, please.
I
Wish Dad divorced you.
Daisy, come on.
Please
take off the lipstick.
I need a tissue.
Then find one.
Sorry.
You don't have any.
Look, there's some
in the guest room.
Whoa, awesome.
Daisy, put that down.
Hey,
you stupid, stupid girl.
I hate you.
Yeah,
I know, everyone knows.
Hey Daisy, what's going
on? Oh my god!
Jesus,
Saskia, what the hell?
Who gave her permission
to go through my bag?
It's a gun, OK,
you're carrying a gun,
she could have killed
someone, anyone.
You should supervise her better.
What?
Saskia,
you promised you were OK.
I am OK.
Saskia
that can't stay there.
I'm going
to get the hair spray.
OK, don't, don't even, OK.
I'll hide it in your bedroom.
Did you find them?
You're
in a good mood.
Well, why wouldn't I be?
We're OK, aren't we?
Yeah.
Is it Daisy?
How are things going?
It's toxic.
I
Think it's my fault.
Just go make everything beautiful.
It's going to be OK, alright?
Hey, can I help you mate?
Dude,
this place is a maze.
Shit, you're Jakob Novak.
Don't do that.
I
Said don't do that.
What do you think?
Oh, Olivia.
Wow, beautiful.
Hey Dais,
you're missing it.
Stunning babe,
really.
Mel,
can you get the bouquet please.
Just gonna grab Daisy.
Something old, something new,
something borrowed.
No, Nana's diamonds!
You don't let theses
out of your sight.
Borrowed.
Don't
get too attached.
I'm
repossessing them tomorrow.
Daisy!
Thank you.
OK, I'm gonna go
and check on the groom.
Now that the celebrant
disaster's been averted.
What?
Nothing.
I should let it go shouldn't I?
Too
late to spark up that joint?
Daisy's gone AWOL.
I'm just
gonna go and find her.
I won't be long.
Oh, Bub,
Bub it's a bit too soon.
Oh,
we haven't started yet darling.
Daisy's hiding somewhere.
I thought she might be with you.
Did you try her phone?
A million times.
I'll round her up.
Oh, I think I'm the one
that has to sort this out with her.
OK.
OK.
Bye.
It's fine.
That's a nice dress.
Not one I'd choose.
Nah, you look really grown up.
What are you, 16?
I got into trouble
for talking to you last time.
We can't have that.
Why are you here?
The wedding, but it's so boring.
Super boring.
I mean, what's fun to do
around here?
Nothing.
I bet we can think of something.
Maybe you could show me?
OK.
Alright.
Is there somewhere quiet
we can talk?
I could
show you the barrel room?
(SOFT MUSIC)
How are the butterflies?
My stomach's doing somersaults.
In case I don't get a chance
later, I just
Alex, Alex, no more
beating yourself up.
That is all behind us now.
Thanks Colleen.
You know, today's made me realise
how important you and Bill are.
You know,
the way you took me in
That scrawny waif that Olivia
brought home, I remember.
It's why your forgiveness
means so much.
You're one of us now.
And there's no escape.
Come here.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Daisy.
I love it in here.
It's always
cool even in summer.
Sometimes I help Olivia
plunge the wine,
that's when all the stuff
floats to the top
and
then you mix it back in.
A wine expert, too?
Won't your
mum be worried about you?
She
doesn't care about me.
You're the thing he cares
about, most.
Wow, is that it?
Yep.
(LAUGHS)
Mmm.
Smells really good,
doesn't it?
It certainly does.
Hey,
you know what we should do?
We should send your mom a selfie.
She'll be so jealous.
How about it?
C'mon, c'mon.
How good do we look?
Awesome.
(PHONE PINGS)
Daisy!
Daisy!
Uh-oh. She found us.
Uh-oh.
Get away from her.
That's
not much of a hello, Melanie.
Dais, why don't you go find dad?
Why, what's happening?
Now, please.
But we're having such a nice
time, aren't we, Daisy?
She has nothing to do with this.
Mummy?
You leave her alone.
Mummy Mummy!
Jakob, please.
See,
that's the thing Melanie,
you never take responsibility
for your actions.
Run, Daisy. Run.
Mummy!
Go!
Melanie's
still not answering.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
Daisy?
He's got her.
Daisy?
What
are you talking about?
Jakob. He's got mum.
Where are they?
He's had a knife and it
had blood on it
No, Daisy,
Daisy, where are they?
The barrel room,
you have to go!
You go with Colleen.
You have to go!
No,
Olivia! It's too dangerous.
Call the police.
Have you seen Oscar?
He's
going to miss it.
Dad!
Hey, hey, whoa, what's up?
COLLEEN: Jakob is here.
What?
He's
in the barrel room!
Oh, shit!
(GRUNTING)
Get on your knees.
Why are you here?
What do you want?
You can't do this to someone
and expect to get away with it.
There
have to be consequences.
You did this.
You're poisonous and weak.
Get on your knees.
Olivia.
Daisy, will have called them.
They'll be on their way.
I won't be locked up again,
not because of you.
Melanie?
Olivia, here!
I know you're here,
Jakob.
We can work this out.
Just let Melanie go.
(GUN COCKING)
Get away from her.
And
what are you going to do?
Let her go, Jakob.
Shoot, Saskia!
Let her go.
Gutless!
Saskia, shoot!
Stay down!
Melanie
It's locked from the inside,
let's round the back.
Melanie? We're here, hon.
It's not so bad.
It's OK.
SASKIA:
My friend's been stabbed.
She's losing a lot of blood.
She's pregnant.
Please don't die.
It's OK.
You hear me, hold on, OK?
The baby is gonna be alright.
The baby will be OK.
Melanie,
you hold on!
Melanie,
don't leave!
MICHAEL: Melanie!
Melanie!
Melanie
(SOFT EXHALE)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't die, hear me?
Where is the doctor?
Mike, how is she?
I don't think she can hold
on much longer.
She'll be OK.
(MELANIE GROANING)
Have you seen the size
of this kid's head?
You're
doing so great.
Breathe, breath, remember?
You fuck You fucking breathe.
You, tell me about the ceremony.
Now?
Now!
Finally, married.
It was lovely.
Apart from
the missing bridesmaid,
bit selfish of you to go into
labour, so early.
OK Melanie, one big push
and we're there.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh, Melanie.
He's so gorgeous.
Yeah, you push babies out,
like a fucking champion.
Look, he's got my nose,
the poor kid.
Yeah, you're right. He does.
Hey
Hey
I don't
care what she says
That's my kid!